/hoc/ habs edition aka canes suck edition
knights habs temporary broship
>randy
It’s up
honk honk hooonk
>>154788303Stelly is a Nucks fan
at least william carrier's frens and wife are happy
Still a dickI'm addicted to you :)
>>154788348Sad
live shot of the canes locker room
>>154788350simple plan kinda sucks desu but i can't deny that song rules
>Avs lose game 1>Canes lose game 1WHAT IS GARY COOKING UP?
Now that the habs have won the 2026 Stanley Cup can we all admit the Buffalo Sabres were the second best team?
>>154788327Torts is leading Vegas to the cup.Marner is winning the Conn Smythe.good things happen in this world
>>154788303>je peux la corriger
>>154788369cocky retards got btfo and it's glorious
>>154788372hold on p/mikkä
"Jakub" Dobes? Wrong, Yakub Dobes.It's been staring us in the face this whole time, they don't even hide it when they say his name.This run is his gift to his favorite creations, French Canadians, the most aggressively caucasian beings on the planet.
>>154788372basedbut ukko-pekka needs to make that save
>>154788369its called a "7 game series" nothing gets garys little egg shaped nub and butthole puckering than shekels and 7 games per series maxes his shekel acquisition
>>154788395>aggressively
bud1mitch1xhe rb... 0
lightning vs habs was the real cup final anyway. we all knew the winner of that series was going to go on to win the cup.
>Cup chances after Habs win. VGK Cup favorites for now.
>>154788320Based
I am still laughing at how Makar got put on IR by fucking >Adrian KempeWhy did Avs just let him punch people all game?
>>154788472>get completely blown the fuck out 2 nights in a row>actually this time its rightlol
>>154788472do randies really
>>154788377Poo Jackets should be disbanded if this happens
SURELY the canes won't choke in the ECF yet again
>>154788523lol
>>154788523This final four is such shit I'm all in on memes.Hurrican'ts get swept yet again, Marner Conn Smythe after Torts and Farter Shart drag Vegass to another cup.
>>154788472i don't want those retards favoring my team
>>154788523>1-17
>>154788377How does Marner visit his hometown without getting lynched by Laffs fans if he wins the cup?
The Habs doing this well gives me hope for my team that is going through a rebuild :)
What implications will Albertan independence - leading to the inevitable dissolving of Canada as a whole - have on the sport of hockey?
>>154788595Plenty of laffs fans are coming to terms with the fact that Marner wasn’t the issue. Many thought that to begin with
>>154788597Montreal got to this point in their rebuild through sheer draft luck or the best scouting department in the league.
APOLOGIZE that you doubted the SLOVAK GOLDEN GENERATIONKNEEL before SLOVAK EXCELLENCE
>>154788607im sure hockey will still exist in some of the newly balkanized regions of the americas.
there has honestly been no better humiliation rituals these playoffs than watching dangle and shannon have to cheer for the habs.
>>154788406eat rock candy
racecar driver died
>>154788641Yeah
>>154788641Turn left Dale noooo
>>154788607Conman McFraud can finally win a cup in Edmonton without breaking 1993
>>154788614every successful team needs to get a bit lucky. I give them credit for Lane and Cole though if that's your point
Viggo looks better than Stenberg he's just smaller
>>154788303stella is stupid and i don't respect her
knights play tomorrow
>>154788729Didn’t ask
imagine watching the habs fluke their way into a final, tear down and rebuild and then potentially win their way to a final a couple years later. are laffs and wongs fans ok?
Randy thought he had it in the bag after scoring the first goal in the game.
>>154788752Steve Yzerman thought retooling is enough to clinch for the playoffs and laffs thought just focusing on Marner, Matthew, Tavares and Nylander is enough to win the cup while throwing goaltending and defense out of the window.
>>154788748your team lost kwab
I'm hearing rumors that Rod and Marty will be part of the lineup on Game 2 to settle their scores and both teams will be led by their assistant coach. This is the first time we'll be Marty in a Habs jersey.
>>154788725I thought sprite was for black people
>>154788607why can't the King do something about it?
>>154788827Yeah I remember those 90's commercials>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEWnUYcO36E
this was unironically on TV
>Bungie Studios is kill>Habs raped randyIt was a good night
>>154788804Retard
>>154788853we don't sign our posts here
>>154788848gary has finally approved internet memes for the broadcasts
caniancsisters... how will we respond to this loss?
>>154788884eating cock
>>154788884Rod will allow them an extra 45 seconds during the Canes 2nd waterbreak next practice
>1-17Randybros…
Holy shit. 1993 might actually end this year…
>>154788922>0-9 at homekwab
Carolina needs Kotkaniemi
Holy shit the Canes got exposed hardWhat happens if they lose another confidence final again?
>>154788970hope their cocky delusional gay retarded fans that post here kill themselves
>>154788970>>154788974I don’t think the canes have any real fans
Man Slaf is so fucking cool, I love that move he did to juke the defender
bro aged a decade since last week
>>154789073remember when he said they didn't get swept that one (of many in the conference final) time they got swept
>>154788974Based and true
>>154789125shea weber played for the kelowna rockets
>>154789111Cope he was there it could've gone 4 games the other way
>>154789178>i was there!!!
>that retard that used to host post 2 post podcast's based dad diedhope the habs win the series in his honor
K E KEK
>>154789402that account is definitely the mildcuck, lel. go take a look at it's replies and you'll see what I mean.
>>154789484oh i know it's hilarious
Post em
slopdown was cancelled
>>154789581was hampage im afraid
About to drop a foul randy
Did anyone actually expect the Randys to have the edge this series? They swept two shit teams that were wild cards, neither had over a hundred points, and they fold the second any decent team comes up to themReminder, the Habs have not lost to the randy canes this season
Thank God it’s Friday
urkel's on tonight
>>154790740gary*
>>154790530No, they've had the easiest path by far and only had 1 or 2 decisive wins against shit teams. The rest were 1 goal edge fests plus an empty netter. The habs not only beat them but whooped their asses at home. People who said they were a lock for the finals or even winning the cup are retarded
>westslop on at 8 Nice try Gary but still shan't
>So, I know what the problem was for the Carolina Hurricanes. They didn't have Cale Makar tonight either. #VGKvsCOL #MTLvsCAR
Canes officially on FraudwatchGet fucked pundits who thought the canes would take the series easily
>the team that won the first game of the series is guaranteed to win the series!!!all of you are so fucking stupid that I think you are ALL the mildcuck poster.
Good morning /hoc/Hey Randy...enjoying that big ol' bag o' dicks? Good, I'm glad. Keep slurping.
>Gary scheduling hockey on a Friday night Sex having bros...
>Canes about to choke another conference finalLike clockwork
This frog is working hard to convince xherself the series ended 10 minutes in.
Randy UNIRONICALLY thought he had a free pass to the finals because Florida wasnt playing
>>154791186no...NO!
ECF is literally the toilet bowl
Now that the Canes got the rust off the Frogs who think they're a lock for the SCF are in for a rude awakening
habs are sweeping their way to lifting the cup and i don't care what you think you swine(s)
>>154788523It'll be different this time.
>>154791238
>>154791238Just like my islanders.
How would you fix this meme team?
>>154791269Canes 1-17 in ECF games this is the norm
>>154791390Remember how the ducks couldn't win a series leading 3-2 with Brucie boy. Canes need to fire rod. He can't win ECF games
It'll be a sweep in 5 for the canes. Screenshot this.
>>154791186the state of you kwab
Disaster bros it's only 1 game. Shake it off. There is still a lot of hockey to be played. See y'all at the Stanley Cup.
>>154791426Correct the canes will get swept in 5
>>154791426I though the Canes were bringing proper sunbelt energy but they're failing and I already know the Canadiéns have no chance against Vegas and now if the Canes just fold it isn't even a good Stanley Cup because vile, undeserving Vegas will just take it and they'll probably return the Cup having adorned it with plastic jewels and bling bling
mcdavid's seething right now
Is Vegas-Montreal the worst case scenario for Leafs fans?
Bratlin Celebrini
>>154791363Happy Friday Bruce!
>Canes sit for 3 weeks>They're a little rusty in Game 1Carolina will be fine
shut up retard
>>154791426Adding it to my collection
>>154791547Thanks Mike I'm enjoying some brews on the couch with music and just turning my brain off which is the only way to start a weekend. I hope you have a nice time ahead of you this weekend too!
My bitch of a boss asked me to come in to work even if I picked a sick leave.
>>154788303i love canada
true
>>154791635Please don't, I was just joking.
>>154788608>Many thought that to begin withsource?
>>154791697Sorry bro its already in the google doc
>>154791726MODS, HELP ME.
>>154791565If they lose game 2 it's unironcially over.
>>154791690> cheating, diving cunt
>>154791760IS THIS A FIRE DRILLIS THIS A FIRE DRILL
>>154791760Hopefully the habs fans takeover for game 2
gary booked habs vs. marner for the leethat cheeky bastard
>Jarvis: 5 points in 9 games>Aho: 5 points in 9 games>Svechnikov: 4 points in 9 games
reptilian ass nigga
hasbs cherrypick always, and cants D was absolute shit, plus they did little at the net.
>>154791904Why is Carolina unfavoured to beat the habs but more favoured to win the cup then them ?
>>154791940Aho is a pusy.
jlmo
watching old connor mcdavid highlights to feel something
hockey starts soon
Shit lines
Porter Martone would molest all these oafs.
Would rather see a leaf team win than the refbaby knights.
>>154791512He's legit pissed
>>154792035yeah no i don't think so
>>154792033>these gardiens de butgrim
>Memorial Cup starts today at 2100EDT
>rags
>scoreless draws
*PING*
kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpOi3rtPUyU
did he hit puberty in between games ?
>>154792266>Ol' Man Celebrini Somebody saw that "C" in him and went for it
>muh rustWhat will the excuse be when the Canes once again get GAPED in game 2?
>>154792313I think the long downtime excuse is working for them, and it may be terminal. They gotta win tomorrow, and at least show up once for a Gentlemen's Sweep
FFS People - We are 8-1 so far in the post season, stop it!We lost 1 game. 1. Full stop.MTL is 9-6. They lost 6 times and are still in the ECF! SIX! 6! They barely made it to this round via 2 game 7s and squeezed out 1 OT goal to get here. They were a bad play away from not being here. Thinnest of the thin, razor type margins.No one is going 16-0 in the modern era. There will be losses, adversity. It is the playoffs.Yes it sucks. Yes our Canes sucked, especially the D core, last night.We will get it together. I promise. We found out the answer to the question, RUST kicked our ass.See you MFers Saturday to blow the roof off Lenovo.EDIT:MTL has only won 1 game at home each round. Just 1! Not great when we have home ice advantage but we should be able to steal games when we are in MTL.
>>154792266He finally had to switch jocks
CaniacBros......Im too sad to go to Bojangles again today in my Aho jersey to hit on the QT methhead cashier who is in recovery
>the cities of Budapest and Trieste, respectively
>>154792140My Rags will take the cup :)
>>154792354HQ post
already took two chaykas today
still trying to get my 3 cents from trivia HQ
Morning Marner was a clean wipe. Feeling optimistic about today
>>154792503Mine was roughHaving another round right now
andersen looked terrible last night
i don't care about your hockey gossip i'm here for the memes
>>154792354Have some alcohol and a gas station dick pill, then go
>>154792344Sorry buddy but it's OVER
>Codester on Smackdown and Friday Knight Playoff hockey laterumm yeah this is pretty based
>>154792552Playoffs Andersen is inevitable
>>154792619ya just gotta
so again I'm hearing we're going to have Eric Staal bring in the torch game 3, pretty cool
>>154792630>laffs
if the habs beat the canes, gary should relegate the metro
i wanna ring the storm siren thing at the canes arena in front of the crowd but I wanna make it look like I'm jerkin my penis lol
>>154791390flush it down the toilet
Based hasb keeping the dream ALIVE!
>>154792630Bussi better start on Saturday
the world revolves around the pacific division
>>154792728>boston eliminated by buffalo>buffalo eliminated by montreal>montreal eliminated by not-hartford>not-hartford eliminated by not-quebecThere's always a bigger fish
boy the California raisins really fell off
>>154792805All part of the plan
>Noodles: I've had a few leafs fans say to me "what if this guy wins the cup and conn smythe?"
>>154792857just like swynamite
>>154792885It will be Dobes not the synonym for shit
gonna grab some beers later, bros
>scoreless draw
>>154792805
The worst case scenario may happen for the Canes owner: playing only 6 playoff games in Raleigh.
uh oh Germany>
Uh oh Bud
*dumps the puck down the ice*
>Get outplayed by Tampa 90% of the series>Win through pure luck>Get outplayed by Buffalo 90% of the series>Win through lopsided officiating>Now facing a infamous choker team that hasn't actually played playoff hockey yet coming off a week and a half breakCall it cope but Montreal is still on fraudwatch.
*chips the puck around the boards*
>>154793098Absolute cope
>>154793117was he too much of a goofball to make it in tarranno
>>154793123victory screech is chad behavior actually
>>154793147
>>154793098They did it in the Covid bubble and they're doing it again. Knights gentleman sweeping them is now in play.
People underrated the Habs' D-Line. Hutson is better than anyone left not named Makar and Dobson/Matheson are at least as good as Toews.
Cop'd this today
>>154793166dimes
Would never shop at loblaws
You're no saint
>>154793183why not? loblaws is good company. galen is good for Canada
if you cared about this shit you'd go to his house and kill him, but youre just a larper
there is literally nothing wrong with being just a larper
UM, ASSVESXIRS?
>>154793166Yum
>>154793166i don't think i've ever had a nanaimo bar
>>154793243mark geology will be back before that twink
>>154793243Gary wants Carter Hart to win the Conn Smythe because he knows controversy sells
>>154793207Because it's deliberately overpriced.
>>154793207>loblaws is good companySAAAAAR
>>154793165Hutson has been absolutely phenomenal so far.I guess trial by fire was the way to unlock his actual defensive play, I thought he was going to get eaten alive without the puck.
>scoreless draw in Yaroslavl
>>154793207Industry plants OUT
>>154793166
>>154793365i'd like to dip you in chocolate, pekka
>>154793365Which one is your favorite?
>Avalanche
>>154793371xoxo>>154793396croccantinoits like caramel digestive
>>154793243Yeah they’re fucked
watch your language
elite leaches
Dude! Where's Makar!?
>Kwabrolina Hurri6aneslol
>>154793406Retard.
>>154793549ROFL
>>154793098>luck in a best of seven series
>>154793098pooins cope of the century
make that 3 chaykas today
hop in frens we are getting burritos
>>154793715Fix your diet bro.
>>154793718>burritos????
>>154793747I eat fine, just too much cobbee today
>>154793718im going to have stinky farts on the drive home
gary should bring back the indianapolis racers
>>154793718>>154793777I'm actually making burritos tonight
>>154793829if I want authentic mexican food I go to McDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbqnf7uYQag
burrito won
>>154793718Let’s play Santana while driving there, Heikki
Get a room you fucking homos
>>154793718gary wants you to eat at chipotle
>>154793718why is the one in the back crying :(
>>154794006He’s sad he can’t bring doggy
>>154793981But the bogo jersey deal is over
Post lunch Matthews matched the color of my soul
>>154794269You should get that checked. Blood is a bad sign
mitch could win the conn smythestill calling it a marner
* flush it down *
>Makar out again
>>154794390KWAB
GARY YOU STINKING PILE OF HORSESHIT WHY ARE WE STILL THIRD OVERALL PICK YOU MASSIVE COCKSUCKING KIKE
well you ain't getting shit now with that sort of language, Shannon
>>154788320Why won't he just retire? Isn't he rich enough already?
Going to walk in the park and get high and listen to wrestling podcasts
>>154794753have fun!
>>154794724Nothing is enough for the man to whom enough is too little.
>>154794753I'll be hiding in the bushes waiting for you with a steel chair
bud won
>>154794753which podcasts?
mitch won
>slavin -4i thought this guy was supposed to be good but then he was on the ice for 4 goals against at 5v5what gives?
>>154794753Back in my day we didn't have parasocial luxuries like podcasts and had to talk to ourselves when we got high in the park
>>154793243Reminder: Bouchard played against the Ducks with a concussion(brain damage), took a nap, then turned into the best player at the IIHF.
I could really use a double double right about now
>>154794994that's not true we had a discman that also had am/fm capabilities
>>154794753gay
why are zoomers so zesty?
>>154795057high estrogen
>>154795057I bet they don’t ever shower with their teammates anymore
>>154795068How do they choose a captain then if they dont see each other's cocks?
>>154795104tik tok dance off or most social media followers
>>154795114crosby has taught him well
>>154788607>Albertan independencebwahahahahahahah
>>154795114>>154795126not a flop cantskate
>>154788607we get a stacked roster
>>154795121I hate that you’re right
Your 2026 U.S. Men's National Team
>US women win gold at Olympics>US men win gold shortly after>Montreal Victorie win PWHL cup...This might be your finest trick yet Gary
It should've been us, MammieBros
meme cup starts tonight
>4 hours until puck drop
>240 minutes until puck drop
>>154788303we love stella here
>>154795377>log into hoc>xhe rb posting pics of kids again
>>154788607Probably nothing since this will never happen
this nigga drinking buttwater lol
>>154795439Montreal is gayer and is winning within 6
>>154795418did not expect to see my amerks in this thread
>>154788303I won't watch
>>154795402that would have been a better OP imagesaved for next time I get to make it
will he be a leaf or a shark?
>>154795577you're getting darnell lmao
>>154795577>>154795675Got to be the coolest logo in the league
>>154795675Picking up Darnell would teach Askarov positional awareness real quick or maybe concuss him when he inevitably tosses someone into the crease.
>>154795515But playoff hockey is fun
WAGING IS OVER :DDDDD
>Assvs already dooming their season over Makar missing again
>>154795848I still have 5 more hours D:
He's such a momma's boy.
Just spoke with the mods of /hoc/ and Gary, they all said that we're not allowed to talk about gooning anymore.
>>154796061Great...there goes 90% of my posts this offseason
>played video games>went for a walk in the park>made food>went back out to buy snacks>still not anywhere close to puck drop
>>154796119Have you had sex today though?
Insane that Blizzard charges you 12.99 to change your gamer tag. Fucking piss artists
/hoc/ more like /blog/
>>154796061that's terrible
>>154796119>didn't get pucks in deepThere yer problem
>>154796061>>154796155heh
>>154796061Retard, they said no more gooning to men.
>>154796137youre supposed to be rich in wow and then use your gold to by a token and then buy shit in the battle dot net store with it
>>154796205hot
3 more hours 'til boy aquarium
whats the worst case scenario tonight
>>154796228I'm saving it for Overwatch skins!
>>1547962580-0 into triple overtime
>>154796291fuck me that would be BAD BAD
Cantpucks hiring a black coach. It's ogre.
>>154796322Manny Malhotra isn't a negro IDIOT
>2 hours until puck dropFuck it, gonna find something else.to do tonight
the avies are very israel coded. i wouldn't be surprised if they come out the tunnel wearing kippahs.
>>154795938Stay strong bro!
almost bud1500
>>154796061Gary cares about our health and wants us to practice nofap :)
>>154796119Want to go for a walk with me?
>>154796416that's a lot of days of winning!
>>154796444and a lot of days of losing for the other side
>>154796322He's bald
>>154796137I thought you were talking about dairy queen for a second
>>154796144I can't wait to discuss music and fitness with you guys this summer
>>154796466black guys can get away with being bald
>conference finals>completely deadxhe rb really did a number on this place
>>154796574best chudfight since iran-iraq
>>154796571is it time to consider the destruction of /hoc/ a 1 for xhe rb?
>>154796574Why that number?
>>154796629the council agrees the death of /hoc/ will be awarded to bud
>>154796658for not finishing the job? i'm on board
>MDT
>>154788303canadians look like THAT???
>>154796571/hoc/ was in prime form during the olympics but has declined since then
>>154796683on the Western side of the Rocky Mountain Divide, yeah, sure, all the way down to San Diego in fact
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uJMelJSwNys
>>154796691>because i'm a reportfagadded that in for you
>>154796701This soiled dove needs Jesus.
>>154796786how can you post here with no text and no image?
Is Gary taking notes on how a real league grows the game?
i dont enjoy the thread when rapey is posting and for this reason: I'm out
>>154796828Hollywood Movie Magic
>the city of Muskegon
>Frank Seravalli: Re Golden Knights: Adin Hill, we gave you a nice contract after helping us to a Stanley Cup, sir, we are launching you to another team; it's gonna happen, mark it down, almost stone cold guaranteed with the way Carter Hart's playing - Frankly Hockey (5/21)
>game 2>vee gee kayOkay so this is their scheduled loss right? What should I play or goon to
>>154796878McDavid has already faxed a list of ideas to his office
Holy fuck lets go is anyone even here to watch this shit
18 points in 12 games
Will this game be worth staying up to watch?
>>154797099>vs. western conf. teams
>>154797099mitch wonmitchie won
>>154797099>laffs
>>154797103It's Friday night,do you really need a coffee?>You should get a piece of pie, too. That sounds delightful
>>154788485It was Hartman, actually, which makes it funnier.
>>154797094We're all watching the minors right now >Blades are up two to naught
>>154797143are the everblades the reason for the states recent hockey success?
>>154797154They certainly made a difference for the Kitties I wouldn't mind seeing them reassume their Dynasty run and win a couple more Kellys >more or less cause it pisses off Colbelt kids, and it's hilarious
>most dangerous first intermission in Muskegon
>most dangerous lead in Estero, FL
>>154797142
>my name is Gary>Gary Danger
>>154797189>it pisses off ColdBelt kids,
Time to drop the puck Gary
If its a Knights Habs final and desert cucks win then say goodbye to viewership and any growth in upcoming years, no amount of Celekino will fix the status quo after 2 years of Panthers slop + potential sequel
>>154797143I went to one of their games last year. Cool arena and cheap beer.
>>154797247Why is Gary so friendshaped?
>>154797234This started it, Hartman dumping his ass in game 2 finished it.
my avies :)
>Mr. Bettman, please, it's time to make the Donuts
>>154797251you guys said that about VGK vs Panthers and nothing happened
dood wears makar?
>>154797258
>>154797258He hugs his interns if they're having rough days
the jewbull cancelled so now i have to hang out with my wife instead of watching the game
>>154796648his remaining salary, im guessing. Sounds like kane thinks, correctly, that he will be put on the ol' disabled listed if he went through with it.
stellabros we want another stellathread
Since the Avalanche stole a conference appearance from the Wild, and ultimately their first Stanley Cup this season. I hope they get swept and raped.
makar bussy status? still broken?
I am indifferent to both these squads and hope everyone has fun =3
>>154797329Fuck youGo Vegas
Thinking of watching the Memorial Cup instead.
>>154797323Still broken.
>>154797323
Go Avies, I need to have my Habs vs Nordiques rematch during the final
>caca sports
>>154797323he's still nursing his ovaries
>SportsNet clowning on MacKinnon for his excuse for losing to Vegassnow that's unexpected
>>154797382what was it
>>154797313yea i want it really bad
>>154797344
>>154797391>my soft pusy was itching that night
>>154797396>rags
oh lawdy lawd them banners be spangling and shiet
>>154797272The only reason there was any hype at all were the Basedlers which were very sovlful and kino the past 2 seasons, this year everything is pretty fucking boring man, and the most boring teams keep winning so apparently hockey is in for the boring formula in the near future, grim(Nobody outside montreal likes the habs btw, theres minimal leaf support)
actually a flames thread
Are there a lot of Amish in Colorado or something?
>>154792004>0 Robert's Son cups>0 Stan Lee cups
why did marner pet the dog that says do not pet
>performed by Amanda Hugandkiss
>>154797391Sportsnet fag said Vegas showed that not only Vegas can keep up with the Avalanche but can beat them, but that MacKinnon said they beat themselves.
>>154797396>Kitchen RagsWhat a retarded name for a team.
>>154797422ah, that old chestnut. in the end, it doesn't matter, does it, nate?
>>154797422powerful
>>154797420he was a good boy
hey trb where you at? question for you
>>154797396love their coach
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>>154797422>they beat themselves.
knights are playing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Yep it's hockey time
whoever scores the most goals in this game will end up with the win
Kane, Toews and Saad
> scoreless draws <
canes will booty blast either of these shit teams
>>154797482Well, we'll see about that, won't we?
>>154797502and then you'll turn off your xbox
Hanifin block the puck with his dick lmao
>>154797502>annual midtropolitan champions booty blasting anyone outside of itkek.
why are shot counters so bad nowadays
I hope lots of new viewers are watching blow out games.
>>154797420he wanted to show it love
he got a wedgie
which gold knight is a closeted homosexual
>>154797323he's resting
>>154797527marner
>>154797527Korzac
>>154797527Yes
Imagine if Vegas wins 2 cups before Vancouver wins one
>>154797527weren't they like a dozen guys in that hotel room with the girl? You cannot convince me that's not a bit gay
>>154797502>1-19KEK
>>154797551just like my islanders
>>154797536.
>>154797559Anon they have 4
nazem, it's time
Live from BAAAWWWWWWWWWWL arena.
EM said carter hart couldnt stay erect.
>>154797551We're used to Gary's shenanigans. Nothing surprises or hurts anymore.
>>154797527Marner is zesty
Avs are playing like shit again
>>154797569wow they have won 4 times since vegas last won?
>>154797576cppe he was there foe the chicken wings
>>154797576based he's just like me
Kaplan looks 50 at this point
>>154797576KWAB
>>154797600Yes.
>>154797610a rough 50
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>154797610
What is an ammortal cage?
>>154797610she's a snack. even Carter Hart would get wood.
>>154797603there's nothing wrong with that
>>154797633it's immoral cageit's where we put bullies
>>154797633expensive snake oil
>>154797636Yeah that balding spot really gets them going
>>154797631tfw ywn lick right down the seam
swear they just called him carter shart
SHART!
>>154797665jesus christ anon.
>>154797667I heard it too
>>154797667Mentally ill trannies and foids stole Carter shart name from /hoc/
>>154797665my god bro wtf
>>154797667I heard it as well
>>154797659So what if she's a little thin up top? Still has a beautiful smile and a personality that lights up the room!
every 10th blocked shot should be a penalty
>>154797665
almost sharted, but it was dry blow, praise Allah
>>154797665i don't get it
>>154797665praying for you
avs are collapsing...
T N TNT
S L U R PLURP
AVSALANCHES NEED HELP
>>154797665KEK
>>154797665tss tss, lay my fawkin' peckah down the seam right guys?
Roast beef all juice for dinner
>>154797711they lost their mojo without a doubt
>>154797723>>154797723>>154797723NEW
>>154797711an avalanche of collapse
>>154797665Wtf anon that's gross
>>154797502>6-2PFFFF
>>154797420become ungovernable
