Aves vs Knights >>154788303
mitchell marner
>>154797723
my avies! :)
bud + 1 = trb
just took a gamble with a risky fart and chayka'd my pants
“Pressure is a privilege….” - Gavin McKenna
Need a shot of wake up juice
>>154797742why is he wearing flippers?
>>154797745sorry to hear that bro btw we do call those that here now
alright the avs are fucking done can we just fast forward to canes vegas finals already?
>>154797764autism
>>154797768retard
>>154797768nah, i'd prefer to see them suffer the next 3 games
>>154797768I wish we could fast forward to the regular season so I could watch my team play again.
>>154797758let me get you something stronger - bang's energy
this isnt the stella thread we wanted
>>154797758at this hour?
Avs look completely clueless out there when they don't have a D QBing from the back. Outcoached so far.
>>154797792i think stella SUCKS
>>154797792average canadian woman before indian immigration
Wait a second...it wasn't Hartman, it was Zuccarello that heemed mACKar?
>>154797746
>>154797758https://youtu.be/K8kGjrjAKt4
>>154797792you already ruined /mu/. don't ruin /hoc/
>>154797814there werent ever many assless koreans here
josh son of man
>>154797845excellent post
are kpop fans worse than anime fans? or, dare i say it, assv fans?
>live from BAAAAAAAWWWWWWL arenakek
>>154797792we don't like stella here
Mackinnon looks bad. Kadri looks worse. Vegas looks like the better team.
some cole slaw jive talk
>>154797758
fuckin friday night faggot crew. shit compared to habs game.
Both look sloppy, I think habs can do it this year
>>154797758>hands you a beer
>>154797793Night shift started for me 5:30pm CST, I had some too
does each remaining team have some darkie on it now? no wonder this trash is so unwatchable.
Death to defenseslop
>>154797899its called DEI anon
>>154797862Unless Makar carries the team hard, vegas is making the finals
>>154797890im afraid canada is a tapped market already so no cups
>>154797899post pic of hands
>>154797891
my honda civic was made in canada
Wedgewood putting the team on his back.Mackinnon could never .
WEDGEWOOD SSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
This has been the most boring season and least surprising post season since the 90s. Thanks Gary.
>>154797890I want to believe in the habs
>>154797926imagine the smell
>>154797934Glad to see others saying this. I thought I was getting old and bitter with the NHL.
SCAAAAAARRRR
SCAAA
>the city of Sin City
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
My avies :)
>v1gass
>>154797862>MacKinnon when he doesn't have Makar to bail him out
looks like we still call them marners here
SSCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
my avies! :)colton!
bad guys scored :(
its over. avs tie the series 1-1 heading to vegas
carter shart
trb's favourite team scored
COLTON SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS
ROSSIE(Fuck MacKinnon the lazy sack of shit
not worried
the faithful outside baal arena
>>154797984ross colton just added a goal to his regular season record
>>154797971our avies! :)
>sh1rter fartkwacanacuck
>mcnabb is dedokay slightly worried
the rapist got scored on plebbit is so fucking happy now
>>154798000the faithful shall be rewarded
Concern is illogical, boop-beep
>>154798004kek
Really love these diverse NHL playoffs commercials
>>154798028>the rapist scored on 04/17/22FTFY
>>154798066it's not an analogy, it's a metaphor
>losing to Makarless-rado'Knights exposed. Habs-Aves final confirmed
HE CANT STOP SHARTING
>>154798066Cheese'd to meet you
>>154798093t. trb's doctor after xhe was diagnosed with crohn's
>>154798085the quebec bowl
name a player who sucks
You are forgetting that vegas are refbabies. Its not over till the zebras say so
>implying Nords-Habs were ever in question
>>154798112sucks what
>>154798112What is "Elias Pettersson"?
for me its garys ads where he makes guys with gambling addictions seem cool
>>154798108pure cinema. I'm excited
>>154798112Matthews
>>154798112Noah Dobson
>>154798112Marner, dude looks like he sucks every drag queen in vegas.
>>154798122if the final is mtl-col then col has to wear their nords jersey in mtl
>>154798134bud's wisdom
I dunno, just a suggestion, maybe we could NOT shoot pucks at Wedgewood's pads .... in other words, get the puck UP when y'all shoot?
Avies heating up. You love to see it. Fuck Vegas.
>>154798129remember that one with gretzky and mcdavid?
>Brayden McNabb is not on the bench and hasn't been the for last few minutes. Will update during intermission when we can find out what happened
>(((espn))) now has two blacks on the panelWow! So progressive!
This sport is ass you can't even see the ball they should make it glow or something to make it easier to see on your phone
>>154798142I wish this were hard NHL administrative policy, Gary>get back to me when you finish with that, chop-chop
>most dangerous leads
>>154798173Shut the fuck and kill yourself you raped faggot
>>154798191probably the best post of all time
>>154798142Avs lose every time they wear those jerseys. Not happening.
>Disco PuckGary tried that in the 90's, and he hated it >still, though, fuck you, Gary, where the hell is my Disco Puck??
>>154798142retarded, I don't even understand why fans enjoy representing quebec or hartford instead of their own team
>>154798162 Both made it to the chel which is more than you could wish for chud
>>154798219thoughts on your crushing loss to bud which you took very hard and it impacted your real life?
>>154798152>heating upunlike my hoob
montreal is gonna BOOTYBLAST whoever comes out of this series.
/hoc/>A place for memesLove you, /hoc/>it's my favorite website>>>I was raped by the Governor of Stink Island in the chilly Easter evening of 2022>>>>Did I ever mention I was the only guy in the history of the Air Force to be medically retired on a burrito delivery>>those wheels are slippery, lad>
>>154798243Lol this faggot likes blacks. Imagine being so pathetic
>>154798191>getting this ass raped on redditkek
>>154798257I'm starting to believe in their potential
>>154798266meant for >>154798219
>>154798219>>154798249i wish both of you pain and discomfort for the rest of your lives.
>>154798266>getting this ass raped on 04/17/22>kek
>>154798257of course, the have cole "the Cock" caufield and lane "the Train" hutson
>>154798260
what's this fag's obsession with april of 2022? is it autism?
Make the puck white.
>>154798260i've always wondered if whoever ordered the burrito was ever compensated for it when trb had his accident
>xhe rb seethin n steaminKWAB burrito won
pasta does not deserve Pepsi
>>154798305Avs winning the cup mindraped him really hard
Why is trb, at nearly 50 years old, replying to zirself with sealab gifs?
>>154798331He doesn't after being washed in playoffs
>>154798306and the ice BLACK.
>>154798333>raped by bud>avs win cupwhat a year for xhe rb
>since 2009Weird they don't include before then...
>>154798373I was in elementary school
The olympics were superior to playoffs
>>154798306What color do we paint the ice??>Yes, I realize the concrete is what they paint at the hockey rink, know-it-all, now answer my stupid fucking question, por favor
>>154798379shouldn't you be getting ready for bed, child?
>>154798305this board is full of retards
>>154798405thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>154798405i remember explaining this to someone irl and they didn't believe me
>>154798410I'll go to bed after the game
I’m too autistic for all this strange hostility. Be nicd.
>>154798405why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
>>154798419/hoc/ is one of the smartest generals on /sp/
>>154798442/hoc/ can never heal as long as rapey is around
>>154798442No
M I T C H ARNBERG
>>154798454it really isn't
We have puck drop in Kelowna!
There’s nothing wrong with smoking a little crack to keep the night going
>>154798457maybe stop replying to the raped retard, this is the only social interaction he gets. he's in his late 40s and keeps up some gimmick persona on an anonymous anime website.
I can't see the puck
hate linesmen
cap is playing hard today let’s go landy
>>154798492there are too many newfags who don't know who he is and keep replying to him
>rags
>>154797739Nathan MacKinnon gives me serious uncanny valley vibes. He looks AI generated or like some generic video game character. He doesn't seem real.
>>154798442/hoc/ is for frens <3
time for refs to establish themselves in this series.
>>154798523bout time
>>154798405We keep the ice white
TWO SCOOPS?
>>154798457>>154798492>>154798511
>>154798517he's very autistic
THE FIX IS IN
Holy fucking dive. Reffies are faggots.
refs will be replaced by AI soon enough
>>154798523My reffies :)
kwab necas
47 is pretty old xhe's getting near the end and hasn't accomplished much that's why xhe has such a negative attitude towards hockey players whomst have accomplished a lot
>>154798546harder to rig games if you use ai
>softpusies crying about reffies nowkek
>>154798535Oreo and PB
the fuck is that call
booped marner on the head
Gary made the call
4 MINUTE PP
>reffies make call against "their" team>reeeeeeeeeeeee! booooooooooooooooo! i hate the reffies!!!>reffies make call for "their" team>ZOMG I LE LOVE THE REFFIES!
the world is asking for a V*gas vs Habs final
>>154798511give it enough time and he'll realize the (you)s he craves no longer give him that dopamine hit he desperately chases and will finally end the pitiful thing he calls his life by putting a bullet through his skull. he knows he's nothing.
SCAARRR
Based Lekonhen diving in response
>>154798577NOT SO FAST
>>154798574Gary wants his golden boys to score
DEY STOLE DEY'S POWER PLAY ADVANTAGE
>>154798585>montreal jewish capital of canada with montreal mafia and saputos>vegas literal jewish kosher mafia zoneshocking outcome
missmissmissd’oh
this shit's boring
>Bud said he's campaigning for the President of the United States, and he wants your vote Thank /hoc/ for their attention to this matter
These 3 consecutive penalties brought to you by Bet365
Maybe Vegas sucks
did the avs just miss the net on every single shot?! i dont even think any of those were deflected. lol wtf.
>>154798620https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tL1JSCFieM
when did gary tell espn to start exclusively calling them vee gee kay? it's shit
MacKinnon has infected this whole team with his awful accuracy.
>>154798648when he saw how many people are calling them veg-ASS.
Not even a 4 minute pp can save vegass
>highlight reel>all of the shots were wide of the netkek
N
can petro suit up already
Necas has been brutal
>>154798669funny how $500m was enough to earn gary's eternal favor but $750m wasn't enough for xheattle to get the time of day from him
>>154798697is xheattle a major gambling hub?
>>154798405unnecessary
>>154798697Poor Krakheads
>>154798706>xhe has to resort to replying to ximself on vpnKWAB
>>154798705no but it's a major tech hub and gary should be grifting AI as much as possible
>>154798719misspusys
>>154798705Nah but it has bigtech money
Sabres could have / would have / should have won
Colorado looks putrid.
>>154798706Just like my islanders
>>154798724>>154798726gary only cares about gambling. besides, asians don't watch or play hockey.
>>154798731who the fuck are the sabres? is that french? sab-rey? sounds gay as fuck.
>>154798745
>>154798731Sorry, Gary deemed that they need Canadian revenue so they allowed a kicked in goal.
>>154798719>mackinnon and toews when it matters
>>154798719Mackinnon is forgivable, Nuke needs to get it on net, Toews is a huge missed chance though
>>154798719so close
>>154798786>yeah, butkek
Does Gary have OT in tonights script?
>>154798731they have a lot to be proud of but the better team won
>>154798405>>154798706>>154798722new and improved version
what makes guys like bud and mackinnon winners while "guys" like trb never win at all?
>>154798797Magnets are set for some time in the 3rd, like the last game > No read on the winner, though, Gary is very high security on his scripts this year
>>154798821Can you do GIFs? I need an animated Disco Puck, it... it consumes me...
>>154798821>>154798837>>154798846thoughts on your loss to bud?
Business idea.When on the power play the hash circles rise up from the ground and have a similar effect to a pinball machine.
the knights need to wake the FUCK UP
>>154798852
>>154798869they need red bulls
quel arrêt, shart
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>>154798876true
Turn the magnets off Gary, I'm bored.
>>154798852stop giving trb (you)s you dumb faggot
If the Avies play sound defense, this is over. The altitude is getting to Vegass.
>>154798874it's hilarious how you try to act like you're not eternally butthurt that bud genuinely made you chimp out that night
>>154798903no wonder so many players train in colorado
Drinking a Mike's Hard(er)
>>154798890>raped retard trying to gaslight anons into letting him prop his fake hugboxKWAB bud1
>>154798846I can do a jiff but this sounds like too much of project for me. I'm hüngover today
>>154798864Multi puck instead of OT.
here comes the diving
/hoc/ is the male equivalent of this btw
wtf they called that on col? jesus reffies.
Gary is too obvious sometimes.
>>154798912Thanks
>>154798911don't get me wrong I would love nothing more than finding out the raped retard finally killed xirself but you're not helping by responding to the retard
>>154798912Fine then, It remains a dream for the time being
ACK ACK ACK. HE GETS MURDERED AND THE PENALTY.
>>154798937I will surprise you someday with a discopuk
>>154798939>LET ME REPLY TO MYSELF IN PEACEbud1, mitch1
FAKESCAAARRRRRRR
>>154798910Based! I love their lemonade
is marner hurt?
>>154798952I agree. Bud1 Mitch1 burrito1
>>154798962His playoff form bloomed a little late this year.
>>154798962no, he's twink
Vegas looks horrible.
manson injured, that's good news for the eventual canes avs scf matchup
>>154799000CHECKED. The first game was a flaw
The creatures outside looked from Marner to Roy, and from Roy to Marner, and from Marner to Roy again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
mcdonough talkin bout babies n shit
How jewish are the Knights.
>>154799000they looked good in the first until the goal and have looked like SHIT since except for carty harty
>>154799040extremely
Manson killed himself lmao
>>154798962he doesnt show up vs real teams. like a pp assist last game where he just blind spin and threw into middle of ice and had no actual impact on the play is only time he was relevant last game.
I sort of hate to admit this but as a Sabres fan, I hope the Habs go all the way. But we all know Gary won't allow it.
>>154799040less than the canadian goverment
Avies need to put them away here
That was a solid first >flashscore guy needs to update his Memorial Cup score tally he posts in here, doesn't he? fix your shit, dude
Finally Colorado has a PP
>>154799040michigan wolverine levels
Avs have solved vegASS
>>154799056>I sort of hate to admit this but bud1xhe rb on may 6 2025, after writing bud1 on his wall
>>154799040not at all desu 0%
>>154799086kwafuckingretard. maybe he should focus on hockey more instead of going for the dirty hit and heeming himself.
>When the sportsnet intermission starts
When will the Avs update their jerseys? Its been like 6 years everyone else has modern designs
Avs win 3-1
Kadri is such a fucking retard.
>>154799098Literally impossible. I can't think of a player more jewish than Eichel.
>>154799040Las Vegas is very Jewish. The rest of Nevada is made up of red blooded conservative White and Hispanics. Nevada is a weird state.
an avalanche of shit
>>154799100As an American I have subban and messier muttering blackly and baldly
>>154799099>heeming himselfmuch like miller did
>>154799060.....,...KINO!
>>154799138gary's all star exhibition games are so funny some times.
>>154799138JEN
>>154799128>The rest of ______ is made up of red blooded conservative White and ________. Nevada is a weird state.You just described 42 of the 50 states.
>>154799128what a strange state
my culinary union :)my harry reid :)my nuclear waste :)
>>154799063>he fixed it
>>154799060Holy shit
>>154799060I will never forget
>>154799086>>154799099The curse is slowly collecting its payments
>>154799218anyone find it weird that those kids made out with each other at the end of this movie while their parents were sitting nearby in the car waiting to pick them up from detention?
gonna be stuck at work an extra hour AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>154799257no. normal teenager behavior. what IS weird is that the actors all look 30
I don't think I have ever watched a game from the world championship. Total nothingburger mickey mouse tournament
>>154799256>le president trophy curse'cago blackhawks were the president's choice winners and won the cup. it's not real
carden more like tarden
>>154799258Stay strong! Can you at least listen to music?
leah hextall is somehow more hideous than kaplan
>>1547992762013 Blackhawks were that elite
>>154799257No, not reallyThen again, I had very unrealistic expectations in high school >John Hughes movies made me an idealist before the weight the world crushed my spirit
>>154799276>Lockout yearDoesn't count
>>154799288theyre both 7's
>>154799262>normal teenager behavior
>>154799276
>>154799323The other day I saw a black guy in a patty kane jersey
>Brayden McNabb is on the ice to begin the 3rd period.
>>1547993105s
>>154799333dubs, son
>>154798846Best I can do!
>>154799283thanks bro. i have the game on :)
>>154799333showtime spent his whole career in chicago, new york, and detroit that gives him honorary nigga status
>>154799299Kill yourself trb
WE ARE THE ONES
good thing manson doesn't have a brain to get damaged
>>154799405the post we've all been waiting for
>>154799405fantastic post
>>154799364BEST THINGEVER thanks, lad, the Municipal Office of the Nation of /hoc/ owes you a great reward for this>/hoc/ will commission a "Medal of Freedom", and you will be the first recipient We'll commission a better name for the medal, too, don't worry, I have my best men on it
vegas will score 3 (PPG, PPG, ENG) this period to win.
>>154799256>Since it was first awarded in 1985-86, just eight Presidents' Trophy winners have went on to capture the Cup.Not sure some count the shortened season blackhawks winning both in 12-13 season.
>3 monitors>one with my knighties, one with Smackdown, and my Vidya monitor for gooning all nightholy based tonight is epic bros
>>154799432based, based, wtf
refpuck
kadri is so bad kwab
>>154799432
>>154799432Isn't it kinda gay that 2/3s of what you're watching is other men while gooning?
>>154799432congrats on being a dumb retard
>>154799466hall of fame worthy post
Kadri is such a shitter
>>154799474Yeah, that is kinda weird
Just tuned in, lads. What have I missed? Any memes? Any Torts meltdowns?
the puck should light up during the power play
>Watching sweaty men play pretend fighting with each other
you told me think about it well i did
>>154799497canes traded him for guentzel
>>154799511so the average hockey fight
vegas better score on this powerplay
Lazor Puck should be the off-season topic of the year >give us back Lazor Puck, Gareth, we demand it
colorado sucks wtf
Former Shark on Shark violence
>>154799432KING
Flopping bitch
>>154799521Nothing pretend about a hockey fight.
>>154799497Aves scored and vegas can't score on PPs
come on vegass
>>154799531It's why the Wild should be playing right now.
yeah vegas is cooked this game
>>154799530hey retard, the season's still on and there's a game on. did bud rape your brain too?
>losing a game one to nil in the ploffs
Gary is trying his best to keep Vegas in the game
marner explosive move
>>154799432a dopamine cafe for copey tonight
Go AvesGo HabsFUCK THE SOUTH
>vegass
Eichel sucks
oh hey, mitch marner is playing. i thought he was sitting out this game.
Bench Kadri please Jesus
why isnt Singh doing commentary?
Shit teams
>>154799646because towel heads murdered a guy with their "religious swords" recently and they dont want to explain it.
I want Gary time for this slurper.
>>154799666checked
eh not my best attempt but it is what it is
>>154799668Explains why John Garretts cause of death was never disclosed while doing that series with Singh.
>1ssvs
>>154799700
its over
GOOD GUYS SCORE :DDDD
VERMONT MENTIONED :D
my avies :(
>tie gameits over
Eichel > McBum
EICHEL SCAAAAAAAAAAR
>Assva1anche
THANK YOU FOR READING MY POST GARY>av1es
Marner needs to score next
UH BING BING SISTERS?
bud was right again devon toews fucking sucks
>>154799689CONGRATULATIONS !!!!!!!!!!!You're a Champion>Thank Gary
>s1ftpusys
Horrendous positioning from Wedgewood
just fade the avs already
>>154799734
UH OH STINKY ASSVES
EICHEL SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS
that autistic boy mackinnon sure can scoot
scarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>ASSVE
VEGAS YOU BLOODY BASTARD SAAAAAAARS
I hope we have a long overtime lined up.
How convenient the jewish player tied it up
burns is so fat and slow and useless.
>>154799785Thanks Aarni
>>154799792at least long enough to end before the Memorial Cup OT
>>154799797he's gonna turn into keith tkachuk when he retires
>>154799785100% on Wedgewood. Toews is cutting off the back door.
>>154799792
>>154799796
>2ssvs
why is being a goalie supposed to be hard?
I always stay hydrated
NOOOOOOOO
KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
KWAB
lollmao even
You will watch until 11:30 and be tired.
uh oh stinky
Oh noMarner really is going to win a cup
>>154799826Puck moves fast
SSSCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
my avies :((
oh for fucks sake
SCAARRRRR
K W 2 BW2B
we did it Vegas bros
>Assv2
BARBIE SCAAAAAAH>colofraudo
Fucking rocket
KWAAAAAAAAASOOOOOFPUUUUUUUUUSAY
>>154799812what lack of cardio will do to a mf
BARBIE GIRL SCAAAAAAAAAARS
I have Tortorella fatigue
>Denver
top kekaroo
Why do I watch this crap?
Vegas doing the Sabres strategy of playing well for like 3 minutes lmao
assvs collapse tiem
YEAH
BARBASHEV SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS
>>154799844>shot comes>drop into butterfly>make save
Oh no, AAAAAAAAAAVK
>>154799876See you next year, sucker
>>154799877>holding the Avs to 1 goal on the road isn't playing well
>watch all game unmoving>leave room at 1-0 for 3 minutes>come back to 1-2sorry avfriends
ALL THESMALL THIN-ACK!
>>154799878IT WAS 1-0
>>154799887>puck was shot high>went down for nothing>SCAAAARRRR
Loving the script Gary.
What does he even do?
>>154799876To suffer
>>154799895doe you have permission from Gary to make videos? Broadcasts are property of the NHL.
>>154799921yeah
>>154799895aves are collapsing hard
refCHADS taking full control
>>154799895downright fucking embarrassing by the assvs D
>its ok, its not a high stick, he only punched him int he face
Necas is only good in the regular season
>>154799927may I see it?
Detroit fans only saving grace this season is seeing Colorado KWAB their cup run year.
>bitch-as divingkwasofpusy
>assvs
>>154799916trust the process
>second OT in Muskegon
>necas taking a dive and don't get a penaltyfucking soft PUSY
not so fast you whiny bitches
>>154799944it's in gary's safe, I can't get to it right now
>noooo help me reffies
he should get a penalty for emphatically calling his punch in the face a dive
>refs couldn't find a way to rig the gamelollmao
>>154799918miss open nets
clearly a dive. good non-call
MY REFFIES :)
parker kelly needs to heem one of the reffies again
The Referee is informed that he sucks
>>154799972WE RUN THIS LEAGUE
AIIIIIEEEEE SAVE ME REFFIE!
SSSCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I wondered if Brayden McNabb and Donovan McNabb are brothers. I looked it up and it turns out one of them is.
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>154799997Which one?
new>>154800012
>>154799997all micks are subhuman inbreds, so they are related somehow.
>Gary's Magnets Strike Again
>>154800005
brent burns having the most sog for avs is insane
dude where's makar
GG VegasFire Bednar, trade Kadri and Nelson, rebuild. What a fucking choke job.
Are the Avs a team?
