First for Gary
REFFIES RUN THIS SHOW
Go knights
>>154800012>>154800000
mackinnon biggest bitchboy in nhl?
>rolls into thread
NOT TODAY
So now every team has to play Panthers hockey to win a cup, gotcha who's ready for 10 more years of boreslop?
>it was 1-0
Sidney Crosby is 38 and not married still.
KWAB!
>>154800045Crosby was pretty bad at first
>>154800045nah, at lot of sports superstars act this way.
knighties on the verge of a double milly
/our/ reffies :D
>>154800067Sad
>>154800067Why is he such a chud?
>>154800067He's married to the game
Hopefully Marner gets the empty netter.
>>154800064All games have to be
>>154799999>>154800000
>>154800067He'll reproduce once he retires
>>154800096probably browses 4chan too much and thinks women are all gold-digging whores.Or he's a homo-sexual.
mild lost to THIS?
>>154800096he's a Robot
wtf are my avs doing
>>154800067He's 38 years old, never kissed a girl.
>>154800067Story of my life.
>>154800067hockey is for everyone
in before gary time
>>154800052WE RUN THIS LEAGUE
avs suck with no makar
>>154800130He's been dating some model since 2008 or some shit
Aves in 7 with a reverse sweep
>>154800067he's married. he's been with his girl for like 20 years. the courts would for sure consider him married and would treat him so if she left and sought compensation.but it is odd that he does not have kids.
SCARRRRRRRRR
Is it too late for sakic to join the team? It looks like he has something to say.
>canacuck still seething about my Wilds.
>>154800067I got him beat.
avs without makar lost to the nucks. that should have told you everything you needed to know about these first 2 games.
If Makar isn't back next game, it's wraps.
>>154800147>sidney crosby could have a son being drafted this season
losing 2 at home is a bold strategy. lull them into false sense of security. lets see how it plays out.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
>3ssvs
>>154800184I would go further to say that they haven't lost yet.
sakic is SEETHING
I cant believe we lost to this shit team
fucking disappointment
its okay bros we only need 2
>>154800130wow he's just like me
Gayass is a Gary babySoftpussys have a dunecoon RandyGod damn it go Habs I guess
uhhhhhhhI thought the avs were good???????????
well that was pretty much the cup decided tonight. no way the habs are beating this.
kek was that the GM peacing the fuck out
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOLFUCK YOU COLORADO
Oh dear
VIVA LAS VEGAS
>>154800200The Stars and the Wild and the Avs all defeated each other.
>>154800067he has had a long term gf for years, but whether she's a beard or they just have some weird understanding is up to your interpretation
ITS COLFRADUOVER
assvs are done. vegas has already made the final
Told ya. 3 goal period for vegas.
>>154800173he had 5 pts in first 2 rounds. he played like shit and had no impact on the mild shit kicking they gave them with football scores. they had like 50 shots in game 1 vs vegas. getting goalie'd.
Goodnight you filthy cucks.
An avalanche of rape
can't wait to see how reddit squares this one away
were they even going to call the trip on eichel? i didn't see an arm go up.
>>154800067Why are you people so obsessed with marriage
BARBASHEV SSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSSSSS
who is winning Conn Smythe/ Carter hart or Marner?
>>154800067
>fraudorado fagalanche
so all you have to do to win a cup is intentionally injure every team's #1 dman?hope teams are taking notes
>>154800212that was the vegas gm
>trannypuck 0/3 nowkwab
>>154800157I can't find anything saying he's married.
Is Vegas vs Carolina the most soulless Stanley Cup matchup possible?
COLOFRAUDO
The most dangerous lead as the game ends!
oh, boy, the canacuck softpusy is SO going to jump ship to the cucknadiens after this game.
>>154800233what is the chilly easter evening of 2022?
>>154800237he will not produce any offspring and we will lose his elite genetics
THEY'RE GETTING BOOED OFF THE ICE
>YOU GUYS ARE A DISGRACE
>>154800210welp, both series are going the opposite as everyone expected. who knows whats going to happen at this point.
>>154800237it's odd for someone not to be at his age.
baldo time
>>154800246retard. that was sakic. you dumb fuckin' canacuck.
>>154800253vegas at least has lore I think you need to put a california team in there
>>154800067Based, marriage is not worth it.
lmao Colorado fan calling his team a disgrace
absolute state of the censhit division
>>154800255Thanks Heikki
Maybe the Avs need a elite defenseman. Hmm, I wonder if they can find one?
>>154800239probablt Eichel
>>154800239did marner play tonight?
>marner and montreal in the stanley cup finals laffbros...
>>154800281>loreScandals*
The Wild would easily be winning the series at this point.
Awww, don't worry. 89 years ago the Red Wings came back from 0-2 in the conference finals.
>>154800293lol
>>154800239Dobes
>>154800293>fuck mekek
>>154800244it's literally always been this way
>>154800266BOOOOO
>>154800304just because the avs lost doesn't mean you aren't a faggot still
>>154800295I'm gonna say this whenever things don't go my way.
>>154800293THE RAPED
>>154800269>>154800266they deserve itneed a wakeup call or it serves as a hilarious callout of their bullshit the past two games
i can't look at emily without thinking about the leaf who posted about licking the seam
>>154800244have you been watching playoff hockey before?
>>154800265most sons of hall of famers suck
>>154800293KEK
>>154800295He's the biggest loser of 2026
>>154800244>>154800291>but deyy wuz injured n sheeeeeeeeeeitkwasoftpusy
Yeah the avs are shit
>>154800319Stay cucked. Win Hughes would be raping them at this point.
>>154800313looks more like >fuck offto me
>>154800341VGK are elite
Colorado is a God-awful embarrassment.
>>154800295the one that could hit a wide open net
FRAUD ALERT>FRAUD ALERTFRAUD ALERT>FRAUD ALERTFRAUD ALERT>FRAUD ALERTFRAUD ALERT>FRAUD ALERTFRAUD ALERT>FRAUD ALERTFRAUD ALERT>FRAUD ALERTFRAUD ALERT>FRAUD ALERTFRAUD ALERT>FRAUD ALERTFRAUD ALERT
>>154800210People have said the habs are done since the first series lmao
>>154800237It's how you build a family.
>>154800293even he knows the team is getting swept
>>154800319>yeah, butkwasofpusy
>>154800265>elite geneticsdo you see the bimbos these players are marrying?
You know, maybe Arsenal winning the Premier League has to come at a cost. Stan Kroenke owns the Avalanche and Arsenal after all. President's Trophy curse also doesn't help.
uh oh, Rags>
>>154800277Not really, only a minority of millenials are married. whether he can have kids depends on his wife, maybe she can't
>>154800333checked and seampilled
I knew we were frauds and shitters bros, but I didn't think it was THIS bad...
>>154800373why can't they marry pwhl players to produce better hockey players?
>>154800373The harvard pwhl players are marrying baseball latinos
>>154800390I thought they'd get exposed by the mild but they're finally getting exposed
The rap3d...
>>154800391There should be a law
>>154800379millenials are the first incel generation. He has plenty of options.
>>154800396hopefully their kids are hockey players
>>154800295This was a low point. But he's bounced back. Or at least he had been.
>>154800237given the tendency for hockey players to pretty quickly marry some blond bimbo it is somewhat unusual to never be married at his age, doubly so given he supposedly has had the same gf for agesperfect fodder for gossip
>>154800410KWAB beyond belief...
>>154800341>>154800354You fucks were saying the exact opposite last week
>>154800391Don't they just need to be semi athletic, Canadian, that is not a manlet?
Huomenta but the opposite
>>154800418If anything marriage is pointless if you're wealthy and attractive, it's just something you do because the woman demands it but he's holding the cards
>>154800428Colorado has always been putrid.
>>154800373No, can you post some pictures?
>>154800391The leagues probably have rules that you can't own teams in each league. But it does make sense.
>>154800424Too tired to coom.
Window is closed on this group. Now we get to look forward to 4 more years of early playoff exits, culminating in another 5+ being middle of the pack/bottom dwellers.I appreciate McFarland swinging for the fences - Unfortunately he got a bunch of gutless, choke artists who fold in the Playoffs. Nelson needs to be gone - Hakstol should've been fired mid-season and they need to get a real coach.
>>154800418Find a good woman when you are young. My great Uncle somehow was the only person to say it to me.
>>154800423>bouncedyeah.
No urgency. No fight. No jam. Yet another postseason where we get out worked by a team that has less skill. Just shows skill ain’t worth shit if you are being smothered and are afraid to punch back the entire game.Guys need to figure it out or they’ll be on the golf course in less than a week.
>>154800428No the fuck I didn’t lol
Wild would easily win against the remaining teams.
What's the excuse tonight /hoc/?
>>154800461At least you guys got a cup out of it. Plenty of teams with big windows can't say the same.
>>154800491we hate matthews now instead of marner
Jack the Ripper
>>154800439Don't you fucking pretend you cunts haven't been trying to figure out who from the ecf was gonna meet the Avs in the SCF
>Central cucks jobbing to Pacific Chads yet againApologize
>>154800410It’s Coloradover
>>154800467KWAB
the USHL Final series is now 2-1>gg, Muskegon>wtf, Sioux Falls?
>>154800520I never thought that. The Wild were supposed to be here if they didn't get injured. The only reason the Avalanche won is because they were playing against a broken Wild team.
willmack divorce in the offseason nooooo :(
>>154800525central and metro might as well not exist
>>154800491Makar again
>>154800517Crash into my arms...
Yay I’m glad pieces of shit like carter hart can be rewarded in life while I’m stuck making minimum wage!
>>154800557Oceanbros run this shit
>>154800295He's a Makar baby. Utterly useless on his own. Like Guentzel is now without Crosby
>>154800578You're easy to please
>>154800438maybe, but once he's retired he'll have nothing to do until he get old and dies. It's pretty lonely.
Not typically a doomer, but I’m not feeling good right now. I actually felt like we had a better game in Game 1. Did not feel like we were on the gas tonight at all. Which was funny because our friends at ESPN were effusive about how this felt more like a playoff game (methinks because Vegas was playing more aggressively).Shit fuck damn motherfucker!
>>154800572based
general reminder mountainchads run the playoffs
>nooo mitch, please don't sweep me! I'll suck your cock. I'll eat your Marner!Wild that they picked this up from MacKinnon on a hot mic tonight
>>154800555CHECKED =3
>>154800578you're right. We should make sex illegal for everyone unless you are married.
If one player is enough to break this team than it was never a team to begin with. Makar being out shouldn't have cost us two games. I mean, you can't really assemble a better team on paper than the Avs which means if they lose, it's their heart. If they don't have the heart for this then blow it all up and start over. I've been an Avs fan since they first came to Colorado. I live in Indiana so I'm staying up late and fighting through the next day for this shit. The Avs are the only team in the league that plays exciting offensive hockey. Always have been. And we always lose to the same boring ass clog the middle teams when it counts. The years we've overcome that, the only thing different was the team's will to win. These last to games, these Avs didn't have the will to win. You can't coach that. Being hurt doesn't matter. Everybody has injuries. They have the talent. They either want it bad enough or they don't. Right now it looks like they don't.
My oilers would bootyblast these thug ass knights. That's for damn sure.
>Dwayne Jetski
good night bros
>>154800591Marriage doesn't magically spawn people around you, it has no effect on reality at all
Avalanche made me puke tonight.
>>154800642nn
>>154800618condider dying bro
>1 injury takes out the softpusyskek
>>154800642gn
>>154800642Good Knight anon
>>154800655 They just literally did the SpongeBob "let him have it" meme. What the fuck was that. Maybe hit the net and score on your chances, would be easier to not choke away the game within 5 minutes.I'm not going to go over the players again we know the few guys who were good, let's do coaching. Bednar is absolutely refusing to adjust to the evidence in-front of him. Tortorella is absolutely out-coaching him WITHOUT last change. Vegas players know exactly how to block our entries, where to cover the neutral zone and when to pinch the blueline hard. Zero adjustments to the system the Avs play, it's like the DeBoer curse all over again.Why is our coldest player Brock Nelson out there as a first choice 6v5 guy? Nelson did not even take the draw isn't that what he is out there for 6v5? Why is Toews the d-man on it when Makar isn't available? Didn't work last game and when WE DID TIE IT 6v5 against the Mild it was Burns on the point. The powerplay also, both Burns and Malinski have a better shot and more offensive creativity than Toews but no no let's do Toews and let Vegas cover the 4 forwards since they don't have to respect the shot from the point. Blankenburg for what shifts he played was somehow the most reliable guy on breakouts but no let's shorten the bench and simply not play him that'll work.
>>154800644it magically stopped pettersson from producing.
>>154800642
>>154800642Hyvää huomenta
>>154800666SATAN HAS SPOKEN
The Avalanche are getting the Vegas golden shower.
>>154800626KWAB
Avs cannot adapt when teams disrupt their game. Bednar won’t even try.That said, the team is too old and soft. Kelly and Drury should stay and guys like Nelson, Nuke, and Kadri need to go. They were brought in to be the difference makers and they play defense and fumble the puck in the offensive zone when the lights are on. Necas has been shit all series too. No one has the killer instinct. I don’t see them coming back from this
>>154800707>softlike a pusy
>>154800705I don't think Connor cried I think he was happy to win a Tina
They should just get rid of the regular season at this point since it doesnt mean anything.
>>154800730maybe xhe rb was right about the line between regular season and playoffs being arbitrary
>>154800747never won once
BAW BAWbettman always wins
>>154800730They unironically should. Just do a 32 team toruny
President's TrophyCurse
>>154800730Home ice advantage is too lame of a reward give the higher seeded team in each series a free coaches challenge to sweeten the pot
>>154800777*Slot machine sounds*
>>154800777Witnessed
>>154800786I think the higher seed team should get to call the refs a nigger at least once a round when they make a retarded call.
Golden TortsFarter Shart Turd on skatesAll you need really.
Presidents trohpy winner should get an automatic bye to the cup final.
NHL Postgamehttps://www.youtube.com/live/DTxXmDwF9co?si=dIHhhH5DUgoAmaK3Journalists seething about Makar
>>154800816They still would never win.
>>154800816>3 months offso they'd still lose every year
>>154800816go to bed softpusy. you're drunk, sad and coping.
>>154800819TORTS ON STREAM
Colorado's the most pathetic team I've ever seen.
>>154800881>laffs
>>154800881What about the Canadian national team
>>154800052Dude looking pretty unitinu there
So, it happened again.
whats wrong with my avies...
>>154800937They're only a pathetic 3v3 team but that's not real hockey.
>>154800952They've regressed to the Colorado Rockies
>>154800952>my avies...
>>154800952too soft. too pusy
>>154800952Torn anuses from being raped by my knighties
>>154800960The baseball team?
>>154800952MacKinnon got to the point in the year where he can't just skate straight into people and still score
>>154800960Hockey needs thin air that can make the puck go faster
>>154800984The baseball team was not the first to call itself the Rockies.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorado_Rockies_(NHL)And that NHL team was as bad as the current day Montfort-owned Rockies.
lol who cares the canes will just sweep whatever shit team wins the west.
>>154800777Is Marner a part of Gary's elite club by any chance?
>>154801022How will the Canes sweep the team from the west if they aren't making it out of the ECF?
>>154800952The question you should be asking is why Kadri haven't ran over Hart yet?
>>154801031Habs are getting swept in 5.
>>154801022Were you hit on the head or something?
Why isn't Gary doing anything to attract more zoomers to the sport? League is cooked in 10 years.
stella
golden torts is 10-4 in the playoffs
>>154801043He would rather cater to foids and blacks that don’t care about hockey
>>154801043All sports are cooked cause people don't play them as kids anymore cause everybody's afraid of MUH CTE when that really only effects high end players who do it for 15+ years
>>154801043/hoc/ in the red.
>>154801034Canes are getting raped, Rod realized during the press that he's not running a team with players but a fucking circus with monkeys for the past 7 years.
Avies really are soft pussies. Even the Quacks managed to give the knights some trouble
>>154801043He should fund another yaoi hockey show
These Marners really came together and clogged everything up >Tort>Shart>Eickel>MarnerToo much crap for a team to handle
>>154801070>when that really only effects high end players who do it for 15+ yearswell then, how the fuck do you get good then? you cant start a sport and expect to make it in the professional league starting at 16.
Why haven't Kadri merked Carter Hart yet?
>>154801034Simple as.
>>154801034lol lmao even
>>154801120They could barely scrap Quinn Hughes in the last series. I hate to admit it but they might actually be soft pussys.
oh well at least they're regular season champions. that has to mean something.
Golden torts sounds like something the other kids would call me for being gay
Im glad the fagalanche saved their worst hockey for the conference final.
kek i think i found the mild pedo on /g/is he also a tranime fag?
Gary's final fuck you before retirement
Thomas Vanek has a son in the NHL system. Crazy.
>>154801115You can start football at 16 and make it to the NFL Hell you probably can in basketball too since height is the only thing that actually mattersBaseball and hockey are the two big ones that actually need years of training when you're 6-16
why are avs so shit
>Carolina-Vegas SCFWill ANYONE be watching this shit?
like i said years ago. the only want the avs won a cup years ago was because they were lucky enough to dodge vegas.
>>154801221RETARD
>>154801221Might catch some of the games when the Memorial Cup is over.
>>154801196>hockey are the two big ones that actually need years of training when you're 6-16you need to be on skates at like age 3 and you need elite training. Almost every player coming into the league now comes from money.
Fresh OC just dropped
>>154801246If you actually have NHL talent you can start at 3-6You'll know immediately
>Marner is going to win a cup
>>154801221I'm done with the league if Vegas gets in again.
>>154801221i'd watch to see marner lift the cup for maximum >laffs posting
>>154801221/hoc/ will
I am so disappointed tonightI bought thing of cheese croissants like a dozen of them and I ate them all
>>154801196there have been NBA players who didn't start until college when some coach saw how tall they were and told them to play.
>>154801283thats a lot of fucking croissants dude, is everything ok?
>>154801221VGK chads as we watch Marner and Hart raise the cup. >>154801283It's Amerifats not Canafats.
>>154801252kwab
>>154801252>>154801296go to bed cuckie
>>154801283yeah i bought 6 reese's big cups and ate them all within a few hours
>>154801288yeah they were great and I'm great too I'm fine
How can I become Gary's successor?I have no experience but I'm pretty good at running the league on my Xbox games, so that has to mean somethng?
SDPN producer is big mad Vegas won
>>154801287In another life I am an African village elephant washer who gets "discovered" for my height and for not being obviously physically decrepit, and then I make the NBA, and then I still wash out of my dream career for having a bad attitude!
>>154801287there is a movie where kevin bacon goes to africa and recruits a tribesman to play basketball.
>>154801322Are you Jewish?
>>154800333will think of this every time for the rest of my life. hall of fame post.
>>154800467>it's simple. just put the puck on the net man>YOU FUCKING IDIOT
seeing burns get so close again and fall short will fuel me
>>154801313>few hours>not few minutesL O N D O NONDON
>>154800611we call those chaykas now
>>154801433Gay
>>154801221I think you meant Habs-Vegas SCF
>>154801266You're here forever
Why didnt the oilers get Carter Hart?
>>154801367>raped bitch
>>154801457Because they are woke retardsbut I think that without Torts he would not be as good as he was
>wake up>check teletext>crapalanche
Holy KWAB
>>154801485Lmao one guy called them a disgrace
>>154801170did ya see i found him on xitter last night
>>154801464>woke retards>with the gm they hired
Danielle Smith would've signed Hart if she was GM.
>>154801512When Hart was eligible to be picked up, Journos said Oilers and Carolina both backed off because he was deemed too "problematic"Only people that use that word in such a context are wokies.
I was convinced Marner was going to turn to ash in a Tortorella locker room and now they are on the cusp of making the SCF together.
>>154801517A danielle smith banana republic would be so cool especially if they get a semi-competitive national hockey team
Go to ColoradoAvalancher/ColoradoAvalanche•2h agoAria133emoji:avs:Hang in there everyone.These last two games have been rough. Yes we're missing Makar. But with how our top line has been playing, I don't know how much better we'd be doing at this point.I love Necas but he holds onto the puck for so long and then makes these passes that end up getting intercepted or just not playable. I feel like if he'd take some shots on goal instead of holding onto it as long as he does, there's so many missed opportunities for a rebound or just more plays on the net.So many guys tonight were doing this though. Especially in the 3rd period. We had the momentum. We had the opportunity and then it just fell apart. The calls the officials were making were in favor of Vegas all night. Just a really shitty situation.I think we can come back and win it. But I think they need to make some major line changes. I saw a lot of good plays with the other lines. Especially when O'Connor was out there. I'd really like to see him out there more and see what we can get going. Because right now, it's just not working.I know we're all hurting from these last two games. But let's hope they get something new going on for the rest of this series and be the Avs we know they are!Otherwise I'll be crying in the shower until next season.
Who would have thought that Marner and Tortorella would be winning a cup this year
What’s your postgame routine after a loss?Usually I watch the Avs post game show and doomscroll a few hours on Twitter and Reddit, but I feel like I need to get away from the doom and gloom. What do you guys do to blow off steam after a loss like this?
I might get roasted for this, but I’m starting to lose faith in Mackinnon. I’m starting to think he’s great, but not elite. He likes to fly into the O-zone only to lose control of the puck 75% of the time. I know it’s easy to be critical after a game like this, but I’m upset that he hasn’t been taking games over…
>>154801553>reddit realizing their "gods" can bleedKWAB
>>154801547I watch cuck porn
>>154801553>He likes to fly into the O-zone only to lose control of the puck 75% of the time
To be completely desu, quite a few players didn't come to play. You can't fire the coach for that, but you can fire the coaching staff and trade a few passengers who won't check or give 104.75% while the core is still young. And find a couple more RossCos and LOCs and a Cogs.At least the goalies have experience now, might as well put Blackie in there for the next couple to gain more experience.I feel bad for Burns, he thought he had his cup. I also feel bad for anyone or anything around upper management for the next few weeks. They must be livid.
Lmao mcdavid didt even do anything when he couldnt skate fast anymore. There went 90% of his game
>>154801582femdom genny
Losing to DeBoer all these years means that Bednar might as well have a giant neon sign above the Avalanche saying "here is how you need to play in order to beat us" and any team that does (Vegas and Dallas, even Seattle) are generally successful.Bednar's system in the playoffs is basically solved.Avs in 6. How funny will it be
so you're telling me the knights are bringing this back home to sweep
My heart hurts. I know it’s silly, but the last two years have been the worst of my life. One of the only things that’s kept me going has been the Avs. I know it’s not over, but it’s been really hard to watch the team flounder like this the last two games. I have faith they can still turn it around, and I’m hoping they will.
redditors capitalizing and punctuating in an attempt to make the shit they say not sound completelyt gay is always hilarious
knights won bro's :)))
also hampage was cancelled kek
>>154800012
Where the fuck is copey?
>>154801730right here bud what's up. not logging in to vidya toknight, gotta work in the morning KWAB. drinkin some beers and watching post game pressers.
>>154801730The culinary union threw him in the nuclear waste repository it happens a lot here
/hoc/'s owner
>Can’t believe the AVS lost two pillow fights in a row
>coghlan said that torts says on blocking shots "it hurts more if it goes by ya">reporter asks torts about the quite>i've never said that in my lifekek BASED
>>154801709that was slopdown and it's still vince
>>154801789Torts trolling the media kek
why is the media full of geeks?
>>154801806Retard
>>154801738Have a good day at work bro
>>154801817thanks bro!
>>154801806No geeks here, no way
>MacKinnon didn't speak to the mediaOh he fucking mad lmao
>>154801956Will they lose a draft pick now?
>>154801958someone in VGK FO will remember that
>>154801956KWAB stip a second
One time I was down on my luck and some random richbro sent me $60 on here, in this very genny. It was about 6 years ago, I hope he's doing well.
>>1548020126 years ago everyone was getting trumpbucks
why are the avs and canes both frauds?
who can stop carter hart's rape revenge tour
>>154802089Weakmind
Torts is an elite coach, probably the best there ever wasBednar is a fraud
Here we are again, losing to a team shutting down the neutral zone and packing the crease, it’s every fuckin season and we struggle to beat it. It certainly isn’t stretch pass or dumping it off. It’s doing a blitzkrieg and shooting the puck (you actually gotta aim for the net though…is the biggest issue at this time)Idk y’all I’m frustrated, this team is not better than us.
>>154802102i'm not a big fan of bednar's hair
>>154802089They’re shit teams
It’s up
>>154802130>42%the tortellini effect
habs are gonna make the final for the ratings knights are gonna win for the memes
>>154802122I will look like that when I'm old I'll probably wear a leather jacket and be the cool dad
>>154802162If the Habs win the next game against the Canes I am gonna shit my ass. What timeline are we in?
I miss EP40 hockey like crazy.
>>154802192>leather jacketif he started wearing that his hair wouldn't be an issue honestly, would go well together
if bednar started doing this his team would start winning i bet
>>154802198The Sedins have said that they're done with his shit and if he doesn't start producing he's dead meat:>Henrik Sedin on EP40: “It’s up to him now. We’ve all been here to help him, but in the end, this is a professional sport.”
Bednar always reminded me of Trent Crimm from Ted Lasso with that long hair.He needs to go short again.
>>154802237KWAB
>>154802254trent crimm ruled
>>154802224PUNISHED BEDNAR
house of commons vindicated once again
>>154802284>House of commonsMany of these people look different though.
knights
>>154802311golden sissies
>>154802311
>>154802320and then what happened
looks like SCF at least won't be played at the end of June like last year. tf were they thinking?
KWABkinnon really embarrased himself in front of gaethje
>>154802350>gayjee
>>154802350knights won kek
>>154802332And then you lost
vegas has more cups than mcd
>>154802377Karma for what (((they))) did to bedard. hope they get swept :>
>>154802413KWAB
>>154802402oh true but then what happened :)
>154802412
>>154802437Knights lost the series
>>154802454retard thats the 2023 series, they won
>>154802454we already determined that ya illiterate tranny, now answer the question.
>watching some indian "canadian" crash out the Knights folded Colofraudolollmao
>>154802478>crash out
>>154802458prove it
I was ranked top 100 in nhl 10
I was 7 years old in 2010
>>154802525Same desu I dont feel welcomed by these oldchuds saying I have to be 30 to post no cap fr fr
It's happening
>>154802599https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGfllz_P2_k
Just learned that Mitch Marner wears 93 because of Doug Gilmour, who literally had a sexual relationship with the 13 year old babysitter of his children?????
IT WAS HIS TURN
>>154801068what's he changed about the game to appeal to those groups?
>>154800555macklins new bf is swedish...
>>154802892he got rid of the stripers behind the benches
>>154802962everyone loves strippers thoughmaybe someone should tell him
what happened to this dude
>>154802991got raped and turned into a bitch
The State of Hockey
>>154802991redneck chic is in now
>Denver Media decide they want to be Toronto Media nowKWAB
I was called "retarded" on /hoc/ for picking Montreal to win the Stanley Cup.
Series and games wins by teams who joined since 1998Nashville 7/55Atlanta/Winnipeg 4/23Minnesota 5/40Columbus 1/14Vegas 14/69 so farSeattle 1/7So Vegas only won 4 fewer series than rest of the teams combined
>>154803247>Vegas only won 4 fewer series than rest of the teams combinedThis is an insane indictment of the rest of the NHL's perpetual losers
>>154803247>>154803287they never beat my habs in a playoff series though have they
>>154803314>the series that killed MAF
>>154800777Lucky 7's, when Gary pulls the lever everybody wins!
>>154803287Original Jets and Arizona also won only 4 series in their whole existence
>>154802130>carolina loses ecf>vegas keeps gary's cup in the sunbeltSasuga
Avs vs Canes >Avs vs Habs > Knights vs Habs >>>>> Knights vs Canes
when I wake up I'm going to try and find old rock em sock ems on YouTube>who's the best I often ponder, right now it's Stevie wonder>Let's go >Let's go
>>154803464and yet It's gonna be Knights vs. Canes
>>154803617i'm no betting man but if i was i'd put money on the medieval knights to win this fight
>>154803657no they're outnumbered
>>154803617Me in the back buying snacks.
Somehow…Vegas has returned
I'm watching the USA - Latvia game right now and I must say, I do respect Matthew Tkachuk for being the sole gold medal winner to play, that's real heart and patriotism imo
>>154803980the fucker seriously thought he could triple gold in the span of 1 calendar year
>>154803980he is wearing his neckguard from the olympics, no one else has that one
AHAHAHA
>>154803980Having sat out most of the season and the kitties getting an early vacation, he's probably hungry to be back out on the ice.
>>154804085his bussy still hasnt recovered
>>154800705If this guy (or at least someone on the glass in Vegas) doesn't do the same thing with Mackinnon, I will be disappointed. This is brutal.
>>154804087>bussy
TKACHUK SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>154800984No, the team that moved and became the Devils in the 80s
>Montreal vs Vegas final
>>154800705*makes sure monitor is on* what a disgusting creature
>>154803980he took the whole year off least he can do
>There’s a good chance the Stanley Cup Champions will go Vegas - Florida - Florida - VegasSUNBELT SUPREMACY
>>154804504Thank you Gary
>>154804511Your team is shit and run by a retard.
Rooting for Vegas just because Carter Hart deserves to stunt on these hoes & male feminists.>Even a judge is CANADA said he did nothing wrong and the bitch wanted a hockey train ran on her
>>154803980Stupid americans lost
>>154804685this
>>154802377SAD.PATHETIC.
>[605] At this point, trb chose to walk into a room full of buds while naked. No one directed xim/xer to do this, nor did anybud prevent xim/xer from going back into the bathroom and putting xis/xer clothes on. No one had threatened xim/xer or applied any force to xim/xer.>[607] Another circumstance that caused trb fear, according to xim/xer evidence at trial, were the comments made about golf clubs or golf balls being inserted in xim/xer's vagina.
>Mitch Marner and VGK up to 42% to win the Cup
Real queers queering off hours are off and queering.
>>154804774jej
>>154804800xhe buble?
The queers self identify kwab.
>[606] Furthermore, in xis/xer's initial statements to the police, the raped bitch said that xhe did not think that the buds in room 041722 would have physically stopped xim/xer from leaving the room.
>>154804774I believe this is what really happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2_V_OGyOSMexplain
Holy fuck this canacuck is mind-fucked. Who hurt him?
>>154804888don't let xhe rb see this
>>154804888>amateur hockeyMeh. Didn't even know this game was on.
>>154804903hi RJ :)
>team usgay
>>154804926Not sending their best.
>>154804934Nah, their best is going to the SCF.
>>154804936who is that?
>>154804914>USA team full of NHLsdidnt know they let amateurs play in the NHL
>>154804914>>154804934>>154804936yup, xhe bubleing
>>154804095>bussy
>from ending a historic 114 year wc drought to missing the bracket stageso much for american hockey supremacy
>>154804936not quite you stupid fucking mildcuck
>>154804955BASED 'chup dog, both nutritious and delicious
>>154804914>>154804936>>154804934The cope is in
>>154804975kek
>brings up the mild out of nowhereYeah. He is mind-fucked.
>>154805006RJ :)
>>154804955that's celebrini's blood
>>154804797Vegas winning it all is for the best, Gary needs to grow the game.
>>154804955want some hot dog with your ketchup? *Huge pop*
Huomenta
>ameriKWABS
real autism hours on /hoc/ this morning
>>154804926>>154805046They are more of a basketball nation
>>154805046we are more of a handegg nation
>>154805046Usa still probably gets to top 4. Austia getting 3 points today from germany and latvia getting all 6 points would prevent it though.
>>154804936no one from your shit team is playing in the SCFLMAO
>>154805046team usa is always shit at the skoda
>>154805248no team has gone from champions to missing the bracket in the tournament's historywe could be witnessing the kwaboty
no team has gone from three consecutive finals to missing the garyoffs
>>154800012>>154800012>>154800012tonights the night real hockey returns
>>154805287a top kwaboty contender for sure
>>154805299Ewwww it's in edmonton
>>154805287JEN
>>154805430
>>154805469why is he so zesty?
Utah has dangerous snipers like dylan guenther and tyler robinson
sips on a rainy saturday morning
>>154805287That is really interesting. I would think year to year there isnt enough change on a given team to make that much of a changes. There must be some other factors at play that are much less cut and dry.....
>>154805653they clearly gave up after the olympics. they had a decent shot back in december
>>154805703>>154805703>>154805703NEW
