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/mlb/ THIS IS NU

27 TIME WORLD CHAMPIONS. CIGAR SMOKE HANGING IN THE AIR. SOME GUY NAMED VINNY POSTING FROM A HALF-BROKEN DESKTOP COMPUTER. THE THREAD TITLE JUST SAYS “WIN.” AND THEN THIS ABSOLUTE FEVER DREAM OF A ROTATION APPEARS:

Andy Pettitte
Mariano Rivera
Gerrit Cole
SCHLITTLER
WELLS
David Cone
WEATHERS
Carlos Rodón
Mike Mussina
Whitey Ford
WILL WARREN

2003 ROTATION EDITION

BRO JUST STARTED THROWING NAMES TOGETHER LIKE A MAN BUILDING THE AVENGERS OUT OF YANKEES BASEBALL-REFERENCE PAGES. HALF THESE GUYS ARE HALL OF FAMERS. HALF SOUND LIKE CREATED PLAYERS FROM MLB THE SHOW FRANCHISE MODE. “SCHLITTLER” LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE MISREAD A BEER MENU AFTER WATCHING THE New York Yankees LOSE IN EXTRA INNINGS.

AND SOMEHOW IT STILL HAS THAT UNMISTAKABLE YANKEE FAN ENERGY. COMPLETE CONFIDENCE. NO EXPLANATION. JUST A RANDOM MIX OF LEGENDS, CURRENT PLAYERS, AND ONE GUY WHO THREW 11 INNINGS IN SCRANTON LAST WEEK. YOU CAN PRACTICALLY HEAR THE THREAD RESPONSES ALREADY:

“27 RINGS.”
“COPE.”
“SEETHE.”
“RODON CLEARS YOUR FRANCHISE.”

MEANWHILE A New York Mets FAN OPENS THE THREAD, SEES “SCHLITTLER,” AND IMMEDIATELY CLOSES THE TAB TO PRESERVE HIS SANITY.
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Where are the replies
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sobs
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ah yes the joke is every team is majority non white
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>6 loses on the spin now for the Cubs
What on earth is going there
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>>154795262
who tf even taught dominicans about baseball
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kek i this some kind of a %&(ing joke?
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someone please make a proper non-schizo nu
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>>154795262
the only colour i see is blue
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>>154795286
Some of those must be DEI hires
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Wanna be a baller, shot caller
Twenty inch blades on the Impala
A caller gettin' laid tonight
Swisher rolled tight, gotta sprayed by Ike
I hit the highway, making money then fly way
But there's got to be a better way
A better way, better way, yeah
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>>154795294
their highest paid player there is the black guy
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blow gays kek
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>>154795262
please bugger me arse
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Non shcizokike nu
>>154795317
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After a cursory glance at wikipedia and a few highlight videos on youtube, I have decided that the Brewers are the greatest MLB team
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Back from the county bros what did i miss
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>>154788533
It was so gay that they lost to the shitty Marlins (and Diamondbacks). Fuck Josh Beckett up his Grinch-looking ass.
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contrary to popular belief, cleveland does NOT rock. but the schwarbs sure does.
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This is a real stadium
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>>154796780
>314
>real
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>>154796820>>154796780

I'm usually a mets fan but i'm here too meet me outside the mens room behind sec 333 and ill suck u off
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Cole train fucks ya
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>>154796780
the wall of ads is just so tacky, at least space them out. yankee stadium has no aura
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>posting in the schizotard thread
shiggydiggy
>>154795317
>>154795317
>>154795317
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JANKEEES
LOSE
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>>154798556
I've been to India and had a good time. a lot of it is shit like Delhi and such, but Rajasthan was awesome (amazing tiger reserves & Jaipur is full of beautiful old castles/forts/architecture). I really want to go to Kashmir and Goa
my friend did an internship in Perth and loved it. I'd love to buy property in NZ. it's a gorgeous country. and I definitely want to visit Australia. you guys are a fun bunch
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Posting a plump softball ass in an /mlb/ thread
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not like this doyerpacos
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muncy doesn't look good
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c'mon Benge. don't let them rob you again man
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>Mest
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I guess we gotta win the next 2
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who /rallycap/ here
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>10.5



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