it's missing the headlines. i would add them, but not sure which site they are usually pulled from.
scrubbies kek
why aren't they saying ABS powered by T-mobile?
because ure a retard
cubback!
dive for that bitch!!
Wanna be a baller, shot callerTwenty inch blades on the ImpalaA caller gettin' laid tonightSwisher rolled tight, gotta sprayed by IkeI hit the highway, making money then fly wayBut there's got to be a better wayA better way, better way, yeah
blow gays kek
PCA!
PCA just hit a home runapologize.
PCGaped finally did something? Wow build the statue!
>>154795410no...NO!!!
Which team is stupid enough to trade the farm for Skubal?
pakistani leroy against lili .. how bad he wants to r*pe her
Mariners>refsneeder batting cleanupit's over
>>154795461Which teams are in a position to?
Tarik Skubal - Welcome to the Brewers compilation 2025
my club has fanatics on X theorycrafting skubal trades but i don't want him
What a horrible thread, do better /mlb/
tigers should have traded high on skubal when the arbitration hearing broke down
more like poobal kke
>>154795461Doyerpacos been begging for him since last year
Volpe and Dominguez for skubal straight up
makin' money the fly way
i think my chadres will turn it around facing the A's today
i would give tucker and betts for skubal
>>154795682swap Tucker for Teoand include Rushing in there
walk the fuck back to the dugout!
>>154795700:(
>>154795682>>154795697nobody wants those scrubs not even detoliet is that desperate
>>154795753Detroit's rebuild has failed. Manfred wants Skubal in a big market team now
>>154795697why would the Tigers want Rushing when they got The Dingler
>>154795808lmao that got quiet fast
>The Central's magical early season domination is already overAt this rate the cubbies aren't even making the postseason....
now that the cubs are statistically eliminated and will likely sell at the deadline, predict the landing spots for their players
cubssisters.. back to the 'cord to regroup..
>>154795904who would want them?
>>154795904Suzuki and Imanaga to the Dodgers
>>154795910please dont dothis!!!
>>154795910I'm a girl but I don't know what the cord is
>>154795423Who is this????
>PCGay>Eat Crow-Armstrong>Jim Crow-Armstrong>Soulless ginger faggot retardanyone else have more PCA nicknames?
>>154795956Poop Crap Armweak
Tillamook extra sharp cheddar cheese
shillamook is mid sorry sis
>Elias Diaz dfa'd by the RoyalsChadres reunion when Pivetta is back
cabot mogged it
the baby bears
so now can we stop pretending we ever gave those cubbiebears a chance?
posting in actual nu
>>154795956PC Triple A
dodgers
>kimbrel dfa>mets recall no. 2 prospect jonah tong from triple a syracuse
>>154795956Pete "I'll Suck Your Dick and Eat Your Shit" Crow-Armstrong
The Gary Cubs
it's up!
>Marlins kicked out the dozen fans making a sad attempt at tarps off in a horrible night dropping to last place and confirming that Sandy has no trade potential
>>154796229alrighttt
>>154795317Refute this.
>>154796247based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN6tQkqNzUg
>>154796229This is a good omen
1 WAR = around 8 million dollars
Here's to another 10 years of Arte Moreno!
>>154795317last thread >>154788531
UTAH PADRESOKLAHOMA PADRESSAN ANTONIO PADRESPORTLAND PADRESNEBRASKA PADRESBOISE PADRESNEW ORLEANS PADRESNASHVILLE PADRESMEMPHIS PADRES
>>154796296>cheap tickets>cheap beer and food>accessible and safe stadiumArte knows what truly matters
Tell the weather to stop FREAKING raining.
>>154796229>The ultimate weeb team vs. team that races sausagesWasted opportunity.
nobody cares doyerpaco weeb
>>154796279how so? we finna get swept. I'll be happy if we ever out one win. I'm at the game btw.
The Cubs are frauds
where were you when Sox girl ended the cubs season?
scrubbies K E K
Metsbros, how are we feeling?love seeing this OF even though I'm not sure Morabito is really starter material for this team
>Breaking /mlb/ news: the girlcott is OVER
I thought it was just a meme but Cubs fans really do pop for medium deep fly balls thinking it was a homerun
>>154796521hey
>>154796521looks like a less hot version of chanel preston
doyers are dodging the miz and harrison and they will still lose the series kek
>>154796522another sad trait shared by scrubbies and doyercaca fanatics
>>154796332>safeuntil you eat rat dropping contaminated hot dogs
should I play Spiderman 2 while watching comfy baybaw? I'm like 40% done with the game
>>154796515The rookies have all had some pretty ugly plays in the outfield tbqdesu, we need White Tyrone to tell em what time it is.
yeah sis play the marvelslop
>>154796569If you want to turn gay sure
>>154796528How do you people know so many porn people? Every name I have to look up ends up being a porno actress.
>>154796577they have but they've also all made some beautiful plays that shows their athletic potential. on a good day, it's a lockdown OF
>>154796569The miles morales shit? Why? Synthetic Man said it was woke garbage.
>>154796587same way people know sports stats and athletes names and shit. memorization through exposure. i'd rather know the name of some chick who takes it up her fat ass than the WAR leader in 1968
>>154796602everyone knows that was bob gibson come on
>>154796597I don't know who Synthetic Man is but it's pretty good so far 2bh. I like Miles, though I prefer Pete by a long shot. web-slinging through NYC feels awesome and the story is pretty good. the combat is fun as well
>>154795964Don't cut yourself on that edge bro.
>>154796597>Synthetic Man Looks exactly how I thought he would lmao
>>154796522Clark molested me ten years ago
>>154796619I'm just messing with you, enjoy the game
>>154796229>Dookie Shitts batting secondAlso, I like Rushing and I wanna see him hit more but Will Smith calls the game way better
>>154796327>Boise Padres
Not relocating.
>>154796651>cosplaying as Tim Pool
>>154796669thanks anon. MJ has been pretty milquetoast ngl. Raimi's MJ >>>
>>154796569The game was really fun as a second monitor activity. Lots of stuff to do.
>>154796651Is that le heckin Riachu and le heckin Gengar?
take it to /v/ sis this is a baseball genny
Cole is mid my rays are gonna light this bum up
Thinking about throwing one into the dirt way off the plate to put a runner in scoring position.
Stankees are finished
get comfy and put that mets game on
I love ancient history, Elden Ring, and the Pirates!
>voluntarily watch the mestshan't
It's O time
Who's ready for Gerrit Cole's perfect game?
>>154796806science >nintendo >mariners >
>>154796769Florida people are hilariousRays have fans?
>>154796751My bad.
>Loveladymore like Lovefella lmao
>>154796769yuppo
It's time for Raynkees baseball.
>the stankees will be 1-11 against > .500 teams by the end of this weekend >they also dropped series’ to the mest and the blow gaysfraud watch
>>154796852for me it's fudgian golden sombreros
Hey Tampa, you suck
>>154796852Imagine being this retarded
>>154796852Who did they beat that is over .500?
sex with …uhhh nevermind
>gayrat coal
Stankeedoo 'em!Stankeedoo 'em!Stankeedoo 'em!
uh oh chandler's on base
>>154796863ok I’m visualizing it now what
stankees KEK
this cole guy sucks
how are the pirates this year? mid like us?
dude Benge's last 2 shots have been so unlucky. should've been a bases clearing double ln and this should've been a double as well
pirates are a lot better than the blow gays
>>154796867>>154796873holy kek!! stankeedoo ‘em!!
>>154796872Imagine being this much of a retarded permavirgin
was cole always this mid?
You realize that if by some miracle the Yankees ever lose it's just to help the Knicks win the title right? New York owns you. We're Alpha as fuck
a SOTONIAN home run!
>rasy
Based Cole spots you 2 free baserunners and you don't do shit lel go complain about payroll
Sotonian blast!
raysbros... we've been OUTSMARTED
>be black>get caught stealing
lets go stankees*clap clap clap clap clap*
>tampon gay>RISP
a rays sweep would be a christmas miracle
soto would be hitting 60 if not for the injury
Why is Michael Kaye not calling the game?
>>154796901If the Knicks (Go Knicks) won, it'll be worse than the dynasty combined. Forget cars honking, cars are getting flipped over.
>>154796929Japan got pawgs now? It's over black women.
>>154796934Cope
absolutely done with blacks
>rays>pitchingtop kek
>>154796936korea does
a JUDGIAN walk
>telling the real genny yankees fan to cope kwab shcizonamefag we like slopspie way more than you
>>154796940I'm agreeing with you, retard.
blow gays KEK
test
>>154796952WOW
>>154796952wood sniff
now watch the schmankees get doubleplayed
>>154796952too young looking. face of a 9 year old
>>154796929>>154796952Ass is too big
>5 era pitcher>looks like prime roger clemens against the jaysmany such cases
>The 2026 Boston Red Sox >Scoring 4 runs >in the first inning
Ms desu
>>154797002Cora was the problem all along?
cole's out there painting the black like its 2019. sit back and watch a masterclass
Willson Contreras 1,000th hit
it's Dodger time, BITCHES!
>>154797011>2BB>1K
>red sux>it was 4-0
>>154797002And immediately give it all back the next inning top kek
>stankees>it was 0-0>b-b-but cunt hitler did well last night
is fresh goat cheese the baseball man's cheese of choice?
kek doyerpacos
>RefsnyderFuck youuuuuuuu
27 rings stfu
I’m going to kill Caleb Durbin with a steak knife
>stankdominican schizo vs redsox panaminian schizo this genny ain’t gonna make it
>>154797052Feta cheese bread from dominos is so good
>>154797052Goat cheese is nasty
>>154797067seethe on timmy
>>154797065Need to update the stats because Harrison is now under 2 ERA but how did the Sox get the worst 3 players out of this 6 player deal
>>154797069>>154797075I just had a spinach salad with salmon, cranberries, walnuts, pears, and fresh goat cheese. absolutely divine. oil & cranberry vinaigrette as well
leadoff walktani
Julio!
Dookie
>dookie shitts with a little league abpar for the course
nice at-bat dookie butts. should have stayed on the IL.
I would like to meet the FAGGets
Milwaukee Manlets and Mulattos They don’t sign or draft position players over 5’10”
What's wrong with his mic?
>>154797111sounds like you've got a chance
>Luke Keaschall
>>154797047>blowing a 4-0 lead to the flyover twins
>>154797117
stealtani
>>154797117got ‘is azz!
>refsneeder is batting under .100
>stacking challenges
Milwaukee already out of challenges!!
Contreras is one of the ugliest abominations I’ve ever seen. God is rolling over in his grave.
>>154797083This is worth 1 Caleb Durbin apparently
lol wtf are the sweres doing
>>154797157kek, he really does look like a goblin
kevin outta gausman
>>154797155>overturnedDamn that would’ve been funny
>>154797139Is that good?
>>154797130nvmd :(
>>154797169Nigga…
>>154797139he'll be dfa'd soon(tm)
>Marlins v Mets>tworetardsfighting.mp4
Cam on Logan
>>154797047I was thinking they finally deported you. >venezolANOA 2X Grishian double thoughever.
>>154796872>the stankee shufflekekerino!
uh oh stinky
>>154797157If god is rolling over in his grave then that means he’s dead
>wrobleski getting exposed
i don't want to be that guy but the brews swing like they know what pitch is coming
>Gerrit Cole, he loves a banana. Dominates them between innings
Contreras is always killing us
>>154797198then stop being that guy you whiny chud
it's already over
>>154797197I told Doyerfags when he faced my Braves that those numbers weren't sustainable and they got pissed at me
Dodgers and Yankees are getting schooled by the smart teams right now
>>154797198t. George Springer's burner phone
>super team>on pace to give up 27 runs to the sewerspick one
>>154797139I was gonna say why is he batting 4th...but then checked the rest of the lineup and it's not much better.
>>154797213baseball shouldn't be predictable like that, fuck stats
>>154797213We knew he was gonna get exposed but it was fun memeing about how he was a cy young candi
>>154797223The Brewers are good, albiet.
berds dont fly in the raindouble slurper tomorrow
How did the doyers stop the brewers cheating in the postseason?
when is barger the fortuitous coming back?
doyers
wrobros.... the magic is fading....
>>154797230sad. imagine getting rained out. imagine not having a retractable roof. imagine having to play doubleheaders. imagine losing two games in the same day.
kek doyercacas
gg bru cru, you ovvn us
>>154797212regular season merchants
how many pollocks does it take to not give up four runs in the first to the brewers?
>>154797232Dodgers are a different team in playoffs, they are too powerful
>rays>offense
classic regular season brew crew
how are the Brewers better after getting fleeced by the Mets? Peralta + Myers >> Sproat + Williams
doyercacas getting GAPED by the brew crew as predicted
>>154797232jokes on you, doyers have been cheating since 2015, that's why they were so upset they kept losingsee also NYY
Pie Rats kek
>>154797260what was this post supposed to signify
>>154797260Altuve
Brewers are cheating again
>doyerpacosOH NO NO NO
>manny horwitz
EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDSCOME ON YALLit's even worse cause its a generic set of shit sounds I've heard at a bunch of stadiums
>>154797265They 100% cheating against us in the 2018 NLCS.
>okamoto
>Cole's Banana Count: 2
whew we finally get a hit with risps
push Vientos down in the lineup for fuck's sake, he's been doing nothing but grounding into DPs
crispy rispy
>Shitentos GIDP:|
im tellin you the brewers are using black magic
do do do doclap clap clapclapclapclap do do do doclap clap clapclapclapclap
it's over
>>154797305>>154797310give him another chance
>>154797287nobody knows or cares who your team is
>>154797287I’ll still never get over Braun being cheated out of ring.
>smart baseball is black magic to jeetsmaybe stick to cricket
POLAR BEARRRRR
>>154797273future hall of famer altuve, yep
absolutely nothing is happening
>>154797324Uh oh. Doyerpaco melty.
>>154797260Thank gnome it’s Friday!!
>>154797322I want to believe… I really do
sewer fans booing tuck, they suffer from the same lil bro syndrome as the poodrepacos
>>154797336its called a pitchers duel
no one cares doyerpaco
>>154797336The Phillies should be kicked out of the league for those horrendous uniforms
>>154797332That cheating midget faggot won't make the hall, fuck off texan shit skin
doyerbros? why are we so quiet rn?
>>154797326who?
>>154797316Yeah they did this last year, uncanny ability for their below average lineup to string together hits. I think the doyers must’ve done something to mess with them because they looked lost in the NLCS. “Best offense” in the league only scored 4 runs all series.
everyone cares doyerchad
>>154797357we need “stay away from downed power lines” pic
>>154797369god I hate them so much. they're really trying to force them but I still don't like thatit should've been all black with an accent color, just something cool but simple.
>>154797373The stupid fucking doyers cheated Ryan Braun out of a championship.
>>154797376Dodgers just locked in, Brewers didn't know what to do
>made 'em waste a challengebased
where are all the doyertroons with smug anime avatars
>>154797397who the fuck is Ryan Braun? does he still play?
Is Mauricio Dubon an All Star?
>>154797411I only post when Yam or May are on the mound.
>>154797415he's the most elite utility man in the league
>>154797415with the stats he has right now yes
>>154797424This but unironically
>>154797357soulless stadium tbqh.
hope that chemical spill kills ohtani
>>154797415He'll never get the votes but he deserves it with how he's playing this year
>>154797415he's the best player nobody has heard of
>>154797415hes an all star in my heart
>>154797397and that roided faggot cheated Kempy out of an MVP
RIP Rob Base. Also, Jazz with the bamboozlin'.
>doyerpacos and brewerpacos arguing about 2018
Who are Cubbies giving up for Skubal?
doyercacas KEK
>>154797397justice for fatt kemp's mvp
>>154797483jokes on you, we're all padres fans
>>154797483I didn't start watching baseball until 2021, what happened in 2018?
>>154797498Red Sox used Apple Watches to win the World Series, edging out the Dodgers and Yankees who were hacking pitchcom
The collapse of the Rays begins now ^_^
>>154797487detoilet is not interested in any of those scrub playerst. Scott Boras
ALL'S WELLS THAT ENDS WELLS
Nah these mfers know which pitch is coming.
Josh Hader and Yordan are on the trading block, what are you giving up?also, thank fuck the assturds are irrelevant finally
hey dodgers management how about no more polacks pitchers
AL is about to become yankeeswinlol unless the salary cap happens, atleast NL looks competitive.
How have the Mets not fired anyone yet
Fuck the raytrannies
>>154797541NL proves that salary cap means fuck all, either that or mets and doyers don't know how to pick good players
>>154797541Seething tranny kek
>>154797543nobody cares about a 4th place teams
>>154797542Because they waited too long to hire Donny Buntball away, now there's nobody available who can fix their trainwreck
>that doyertroon trying to shill wrobleweski as a legit cy young contenderKWAB
>>154797560Type that again without tears in your eyes you ringless troon
>>154797574nobody cares about a 4th place teams
>>154797541how many pennants have the Yankees won since 2004?
>>154797542they've had some horrible luck. Senga went from Cy Young form to AA fodder. Soto was out for a month, now Lindor's out for 2. Bichette started the season frigid. Polanco has some sort of terminal Achilles issue so he probably won't be good for the rest of the season. Holmes broke his tibia on a comebacker and will probably miss the whole season. McLean might be dealing with fatigue issues. Peterson blew up early despite solid metrics from last season.what can you really blame the FO for when shit goes THIS bad?
>>154797549Mets don't but Dodgers have two rings recently to prove they can pick good players
sewers are 100% cheating
>>154797574>typejokes on you, I'm mobile. only boomers use desktops
>>154797581>>154797586You are seething
someone fucking score already
>>154797541They've been saying that for years, but then Judge as always goes 2-23 as they get eliminated by the Jays or Rays
>>154797590>ohtranny and kyle fucker cost a combined $1 billion>playoff batting average of 0.150okay
>>154797534>>154797591kek seething doyerpoopoos
>>154797581kek>>154797574raped
>>154797567I’m a doyerpaco and he was always just an innings eater
doyercacas absolutely malding at smart baseball KEK
>>154797615eat these innings
>mfw I mentally broke the dodgers fan and cubs fans into calling each other trannieskek
>CY SANCHEZ
>>154797630why was the phone so big?
imagine if these doyers had to face real pitchers like miz
why didn't the sewers cheat in the postseason?
>>154797634so many of these fly balls would be HRs if the weather was warmer lmfao
Why are the Dodgers so bad against the Brewers?
>complete game shutout vs the most overrated team in MLBCole is back. Yankees are back. Prepare your anuses. You think the Knicks parade is gonna be wild....
who are more unhinged, the stankee lolrings faggot or the beary poster?
>>154797587Seemed to work for the Phillies.
Brewers aren't cheating, Dodgers just simply don't give a fuck they already have their division locked down basically and just need to lock in during the postseason live they've been doing for the past two seasons.
>>154797644Can't be too obvious
brewers are simply the better ball club
>It was the Yankees can't beat anyone over 500
>>154797646yeah but 35 and 2/3rd straight scoreless
>>154797669at cheating
doyercaca copeaggedon
>balking in the tieing run
>>154797653Dodgers let them win in the regular season so they can have their moment and then destroy them in the 'offs
>>154797662The Phillies schedule just happened to get a whole lot easier as soon as Thomson was fired. They had like 13 straight games against the Cubs and Braves; they were always going to improve after that no matter who was manager.
The Dodger fucking suck...
>>154797675it still is (2-8)
>>154797684This game has had some funny shit
sewers have already scored more runs in this 1 game than they did the entire NLCS
>>154797653counsell mindbroke them in 2018
>>154797704it's exactly what I would expect a game between two dogshit teams to look like
That mexican on the rays kinda sucks ass
Never seen a homeruns go under the foul pole
why couldn't the broors do this in the postseason?
maybe the NLCS doyers can time travel and win this series
holy fuck garcia lmfao
>72.1 IP>86 K>1.62 ERA>1.15 WHIPSánchez has not given up a run in 37.2 consecutive innings, the longest scoreless innings streak by a Phillies pitcher since 1911.
why cant my diapies change themselves
>refsneeder strikes out swinging on a bouncing ball in the dirt
>me watching baybaw while everyone seethes at eachother
>>154797761Give him another chance he's trying his best
why are doyerpoopoopeepeecacas so shit kek?
>Philthie kek
>closer in a tie gameffs
DARKNESS, IMPRISONING MEALL THAT I SEE, ABSOLUTE HORRORI CANNOT LIVE, I CANNOT DIE
>>154797644There’s probably an arms race behind the scenes with cheating that none of us ever hear about. Brewers deployed some sign stealing tech last year mid season but the dodgers used some countermeasures in the playoffs to neutralize it.
>phillies
Gutty Cole outing
>>154797712Me on the left
poopoopeepeecacadoodoopoodres
>it's another mariners give up a season high strikeouts for a confirmed shitter episode
COME THE FUCK ON BENGE HAS BEEN SO UNLUCKY FUCK OFF MARCIE
I don’t want to hear shit from fat DOYERPACOS about how we got swept last year. The series could of gone either way we just couldn’t get timely hits. Now you can see this year we are a complete team, out for revenge.
This fuckin guy Marsee god damn it. Hell of a play though. Benge robbed again :(
There's not enough people giving the Cubs a chance...
>>154797819Mets offense is having a Mariners-type game :(
>>154797830>could of
My Nats just might hold off them Braves...
i'm surprised the broors announcers haven't once mentioned the nlcs once so far
What kind of Frankensteinian pitching plan is this for the mets
100% ohtani plays shit up just to give his fans something to talk aboutwhether it's a facial expression or an exaggerated movement
>>154797848>>154797842it's not fair man. Benge should be batting near .280 now. fuck offffffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>154797869Every day with this shit tbqh. I wasn’t expecting Tong today though.
>>154797830You got swept last year
they really trying to give yankees everything
bazzana loves to challengenot that good at it howeverbeit
give him your energy
>>154797867my guy they got swept didn't theywhy would they
>>154797830holy poodrepaco falseflag
>>154797882Did you see Bo had the second most hard hit balls and only a .600 OPS meanwhile everyone else on the top 5 list had .900+ OPS?
trea is so fucking useless
>>154797901you'd think they would at least say at the start of the game "The dodgers are in town for a rematch of last year's NLCS", but nothing. not a single mention LOL
>>154797866i think you got it. my braves like to forget how to hit and waste quality starts from sale and elder
>>154797931par for the course
>>154797950yeah because a series win in May will make up for that NLCS lossstupid doyerpaco
Garver slap!
7 in a row for the Guards!
>2 hour game>pitchers duel until top of the 9th>solo HR>loselol how gay
>>154797950Trauma victims block out traumatic events from their memories>>154797978This faggot is one of them
guards win!
>>154797978LOL get fucked flyover bitch
Guess that "fire your manager" magic is finally wearing off for the Phillies
philthies KEK
Brewers aren’t cheating guys. They just play try hard faggot ball which works in the marathon of the regular season but doesn’t when you run into a good team that’s locked in during the playoffs. Why do you think they are known chokers in the playoffs? Shit doesn’t work versus the big boys.
This Bidois guy pitching for the Pirates is from Brisbane?I thought Baz was the only one
phillies window is CLOSED
>beating the Dodgers in may is unironically the brewer's world series
these dumb cunts really get paid tens of thousands of dollars to talk about plant based diets during a ball gameabsolutely worthless stuff
Position players getting injured really piss me off they don't even fucking do anything to get injured from
>>154798068I will now support your team
a sotoan groundout
>Hurter>pulled after he gets hurt
Muncy has been atrocious recently damn
>>154798068also Curtis Mead is aussie
HURTER HURT
>>>/sp/cric/
>>154797950If your r*pe was televised across the world would you talk about it?
>RISP>blow itVintage 90’s Dodgers baseball
>>154798135ahh yes, our sport’s little brother
this is the whitest ballpark I've been to
>>154798137This is 4chanYou don't have to censor the word "rape" anon
>>154798101Even when they run into each other?
smile philliesyoure playing the hottest team in baseball this series, keeping them nearly scoreless is a solid result
>>154798143Is this Himothy?
>Red Sux >good pitching >good hittingIs this team good?
>>154798168Funny how zoomers censor themselves. Bunch a faggots lol
>>154798192The good hitting is a fluke. They won't be able to hit again tomorrow and will go back to getting their asses kicked.
Cruz is the only Yankee reliever worth a shit
>>154798184rare flag nice vpn
contreras looks like pepe
my jays have 2 hits
>>154798192I’m telling ya, Cora was a shitty manager when he couldn’t steal signs
>>154798168F*cking b*Tch suck my d*ck
>wisco
>>154798239it's what the cool kids call it. you wouldn't know.
>delco
>>154798223im aussielad, just on holiday
>>154798203get unalived, grapist.
Tell me if you’ve heard this one before:>starting pitcher throws 6-8 phenomenal innings>manager replaces him with some subpar reliever>immediately shits the bed and loses the lead and the SP’s decision
A genie comes to you and promises to make you a wealthy professional athlete. The catch? You have to look like William Contreras. Do you take the deal?
a REFSNEEDERIAN strikeout looking
>>154798277what the fuck are you doing there?
>>154798203you're real edgy bro especially with that homophobic slurgrow up
rushing is so useless at bat I swear
Red Sux take out there starter cruising at 85 pitches for their garbage bullpen. >1 out laterGive up 3 run lead now losing by 1. Managers are fucking stupid.
>>154798277>posting here while on vacation
>>154798298kek faggot bitch
>Red Sux>Rays
>>154798203>>154798298
>>154798311posting on 4channel from the comfort of a hotel room is one of life's great pleasures
>>154798203>>154798298you're a fat balding 40 year old fuck on a kids websiteall time loser
schneider you retard
>>154798298I just called you a faggot punk ass bitch, now what?
build the dom smith statue
>>154798311sorry lad, its 630am and im waiting for breakfast at the hotel to open>>154798293yesterday I went on a safari, going to some ancient ruins today
SMALLBALL ALERT IN MARIETTA BRAVES TAKE THE LEAD
>>154798340not him, but kids love me and people are mad over that. i love it
kim is just like my favorite manhwa character
S Q U E E Z EQUEEZE
>>154798277Isn't Sri Lanka little India?
masterpiece bunt alert
striking out ohtani is literally like winning the world series to sewers
>>154798375Kim finally fucking did something
>>154798348damn my guy is really in sri lanka thats pretty cool and a non generic vacation
>>154798277Does Sri Lanka have children circling around you like mosquitoes begging you for money like India?
when is cruz gonna be a superstar?
>>154798369its like india if it wasnt filled with rape, crime and shit. so its nice to tick off india with out ever having to go there
Aaron Retard
it really bothers me how this apple tv faggot pronounces wencel perez's name extra hispanicy
>Payton Tolle at 85 pitches? Nah, that’s too much my nigga. Take him out
>>154798396nah not at all, barely ever get harassed. theres guys slinging wares at the tourist attractions but you just say no and walk past them
>>154798412>i've never been to india but this is what india's likei hope an orangutan shits on your face and gives you chronic pink eye
>>154798420Just Timmy things
go back to india
>>154798440sorry sir, go blue jays sir
/mlb/ is the final anti-jeet stronghold left on the internet we must potect this sanctuary
Moderchode we need nu
>>154798480be less of a moron that's all
>>154798412but indians look down on them because they dont litter and rape as hard as them.
>>154798420Switch to the radio feed brother, you also get some funny hot mics when innings start
>Stankees LMAO
UH YANKIES?
>it was 1-0>it was we beat a team over .500stankeedo‘em!*clap clap clapclapclap*
I fucking love this team bros
Another great starting pitching performance wasted
tough game for the Mets :(
>>154798493has an american ever gone on holiday to the subcontinent? you guys all seem to just go to europealso we barely ever see yank tourists in australia or new zealand
you DID know that the Rays are the #1 team in scoring during the later inningsright?
>>154798531Do the stankeedoo jig!
When the Yankees finally beat a team over .500, the fans should rush the field like they do in those college football games.
>>154795317>>154795317>>154795317>>154795317nu
>>154798420wypipo don't season dey names
>>154798431>>Payton Tolle at 85 pitches? Nah, that’s too much>leave Slaten in for 29 pitches for 1/3rd an inning
RECYCLE>>154788533>>154788533>>154788533
nu: >>154798596
>>154798556Travel all the way to Australia or New Zealand?Ain’t nobody got time fo dat!
recycle>>154788533>>154788533
>>154798598shant
>>154798598>>154798600>two threads>neither have /mlb/ in the titlehow fucking retarded are you people
Nu with mlb >>154798617
