Clown Nightfall, Bloody Sunday, Final Day Edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>154778944
>>154803998Clown Basho
>>154804015In a vacuum, there are two sanyaku leading going into the final day :^)
SHISHI WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? WAS DAME-OSHING ASAHAKURYU NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?
Time flies by so fast I kinda forgot about the yokozunas existing. Gonna be weird seeing match 21 in July actually featuring Onosato or Hoshoryu. Maybe they'll even live to day 15 so we'll finally see two yokozunas fighting each other as a highlight. That Ukrainian guy will show up too.
>>154804103Onosato is a collective figment of our imaginations at this point. The guy hasn't been alive since last year.
And so, the task falls upon Fujiryoga and Le Bendy Man..Best outcome: Both winSecond best outcome: Both loseThird best outcome: Ura wins, Fuji losesWorst outcome: Fuji wins, Ura loses
The demons returned. Have they not caused enough chaos already?
>>154804384It's going to be option 4, we all know it to be true. No fun allowed.>>154804395That woman performed ritual blood sacrifices before showing up at the dohyo, and the long haired man mutters curses while smiling.
>five way playoff>f i v e w a y
>>154804778Business idea: SIX-way playoff.
>>154804809Even better, not sure how they'd do five.Fund itHopes: Ura win. Followed by Waka, or Kirishima.Expectation: Kirishima win, then maybe Waka.
Hakkaku and YDC will have a field day after basho
>>154804809Take a trip on down to makushita for SEVEN (7) WAY playoffs
>>154805117Kino. Can't miss that
>>154805117how will they do it? >one lucky guy automatically goes to 2nd round, 3 pairs fight each other>2 pairs fighting each other>finalsor>2 groups of 4 and 3 guys>3 guys do regular 3 guy playoffs>4 guys do regular 4 guy playoffs>winners of both groups fight each other
>>154805419Draw lots so one guy gets a bye, single elimination.
>>154805419First one is how they do it.
>>154805419they draw straws and one guy will be lucky yes
here is the scores before the last day>WHO YOU WANT TO WIN>WHO YOU THINK WILL WINfor me it's>ura in a massive playoff>kirishime
>>154805738>WHO YOU WANT TO WINWakatakakage>WHO YOU THINK WILL WINKirishima
Midnightsumo
>>154806222>fuck off
>>154806244lol i like when middy does the funny ads
>>154805738> S UraFujiriyoga> AKotoeihoKusanoWakatakakage> B KirishimaHakunofujiI think Kirishima will win, but I won't be sad about it. Let a guy with two arms and legs rope for once.
>>154805738>SWakatakakage, ultra kino>AKirishima, deserved>BKotoeiho, I dig his brand, but it's early>CYoshinofuji/Hakunofuji, fine, but not exciting>DUra, because there's a 0% chance he makes upper san'yaku so what's the point?>FFujiryoga, sloppy bitch
lmao this bitch chimping out over Dan
>>154805738Anyone but the Isegahama boys, can't even explain why
When was the last time the two highest ranked (remaining) rikishi didn't fight at all?
>>154806716>>154806577Haru 2024, Hoshoryu and Kirishima, after Terunofuji dropped out. Clown basho where Takerufuji won the yusho at M17
>>154806847Ah, yep. I misread Kotozakura's rank as O1w.
>>154805738>>WHO YOU WANT TO WINUra, if it's ever going to happen this is it. >>WHO YOU THINK WILL WINwakatakakage because he's been roid ragey lately.
>>154805738>Ura has gone 4 wins then loss twice in a row>Enough space for the Kirishima win and 2 playoff wins.
>>154805738I want to see Wakatakakage get his salty runback against Kirishima, and as much as I love Ura, I don't think his brand of sorcery will work against Kirishima.
>>154805738My heart wants Ura, my brain wants Kirishima to beat Wakatakakage in a 12-3 playoff.
So if WTK doesn't win his match and ends 11-4, do they still give him sekiwake and have four of them? There's not really anyone lined up to take the second komusubi spot if he does go up.
>>154808546Yes, 11+ at komusubi is an automatic promotion no matter what.
Ugly bastard bros this is goshimas chance.
>>154808546>second komusubi spotOho likely.
>>154808746Churanoumi facing Kotoshoho while Oho gets fucking Abi is probably a sign that Churanoumi has priority if they either both win or both lose their final matches. Oho M1e unless he wins and Churanoumi loses.
>>154808860Hmm... possible, but doubtful. Precedent would have the M3 on 9 wins ahead of the M6 on 10.
>>154808860well that's cause oho already faced kotoshoho, and lost