previous: >>154804625
scrubbies kekmest kek
Rainkees.
dodgers
my jaysies
Mariners
The berlin wall was still up the last time the mest won a ws
As a former incel freak, I'd like to apologize to all the Cubs girls. I think I can speak for all of /mlb/ in saying that we're sorry and we will try to be better.
Cubs girls need correction
why are the anaels the way they are?
doyercacas kek
I don’t even need (you)s anymore. I can just image that I made a really funny post that got a ton of responses, and I get the same dopamine hit. Not even kidding, I just did this.
>>154811890true kek
poodrepacos eternally ringless and seething kekini
we like the jays right
>>154811906Imagine
>>154811913so true kek
Step right up and gape the mest!
Goddamn Kirby is checked the fuck out today.
>>154811869I fucked her
it's gonna be rainy all week across several parts of the country, we're gonna get alot of rain delays
Metsbros... they really can't afford to lose this series
stankees kek
>>154811921The team? NoThe bird? Yes
>>154811948Woo is Mariners' only good pitcher
Skenesbros.. Our cy young...
>>154811921i like them
Moving Randy and Raley and Kirby because the season is over, what's yer offer?
uh oh stinky shittzburgh!
>>154811913this doyercaca seething kek
>>154811968it's always been over
>MestIt just keeps happening
LOL MEST
>>154811921no
Why don’t teams just injure impending free agents to keep them affordable?
>>154811884God hates them
>>154811921yes
CAM ON WHITE SOX
>>154812089Ass is too big
>>154812007Umpies may had mind broken this kid
as a cubs girl im so sorry
Why do Met fans even bother to talk about baseball when nobody likes their team here?
>>154811778Gata.
>>154812174You have nothing to apologize for sister
Cubes Mest Marines and maybe the doyers lost today kek...KEK!
>>154811921I like the jays :)
This team is so fucking mindraped it's unreal.
>>154812199Don’t forget, the Yankees lost this series in spirit.All coastal elites by the way.
I hate that faggy thing skenes does with his trailing leg when he pitches. Glad he got cracked again
>>154811848It was barely drizzling in Yonkers, how much worse was it in the Bronx?
>>154812089Japanese girls are cuter
>NL Central>all teams above .500>AL West>the division leader is 1 game above .500>the rest are below .500 including 2 of the worst records in baseballweird ass sport
The Pirates to Paul Skenes what the Yankees are currently doing to Cam Schlittler: blowing out his elbow so they can laugh now and cry later when he’s done pitching at 24 years old because of Tommy John surgery.
>skenes filtered by BABIP Schlittydoo would never.
Put the ball in play often with plenty speed at the plate and mistakes are more likely to happen
>>154812369>BABIPfake cope stat
>>154812400Just like your micro penis measurements
Da photographer at this Marlins game’s got some tits on her
Guys, UFL is on!
>>154811921yes sir they do the needful
>cubs lost>mariners losing>mets losingKEK ALL THE FAG TEAMS BTFO
>>154812316every year we think we know what's gonna happen, every year shit gets weird. that said... literally anything can happen with 2/3rd left to play.
>>154812545almost - blow gays unfortunately are winning
>>154812316The A's are about to get swept too, so in two days the AL West leader will have a losing record
>mariners>mets
>>154812351i mean, isn't this what every pitching staff does now? that's the new meta. high spin rate, high velo, don't worry about the insane stress you're putting on an arm, just develop another one
I think the mariners SUCK!!
my tigs stink
>>154812597many are thinking this
>>154812596No only the Yankees have this problem.
it's up
cacklin like a maniac as the mets get their shit pushed in again
>>154812643where does the Designated Hitter go?
Of course some nigger from Venezuela gets away with being a scumbag for Boston. They better throw at his head next time he bats
>>154812693DH is fucking gay. Back when we were a real country that shit didn't exist.
>>154812297many are saying this
>tyler hymen home runeither magnets or AI
>>154812709Japan still has pitchers batting
excuse my french but this lady umpire SUCKS
Wilson Contreras is such a clown, he slid into first and took out Clemens’ kid all because he was crowding the plate and thought the Twins were throwing at him.
Day 20,000 of my life and there are still blacks
blame obama
blame yourself, or god
yep called it. Holmes comes back out and sucks ass.
KEK MEST
>>154812751It's a solvable problem, unlike the AL Central issue
A TEXTBOOK 1-2-3 DOUBLE PLAY
>>154812786the most obvious thing ever. which means he's going to some how scam his way out of it
>Nats NOBLETIGER
>>154812786apologize
>nats
>getting nobletiger'd by grant redneck holmesnot a good look
>>154812823he almost threw the ball in the dirt during that double play...
>POODRES BAU BAU!
>>154812836he did but based Tromp saved it
>>154812818more
yeah it might be over. $375M roster relying on a bunch of rookies to cover their asses
How do Mets fans live without killing themselves I'm genuinely asking
>>154812940because it's just a game and a small part of my overall life you terminally online loser
>>154812853They're not even playing
aaaaaaaaaaand game's over gg Nats
>>154812997How many times are the Braves going to have to come back and beat teams before you fags stop acting like this
>>154812940The jealousy of the Yanks fuels them
>>154812970They will forever suck
>>154812900Less
>>154812940hibernate until jetties season
Jeffman will save us
>>154813010how many games are left in the season?
>>154813023Go back to Mexico
>>154813023Shut the fuck up
>>154813026>jets
r/gomets
Jays gaped Skenes?
>>154812970The Fuwawa and Mocoshitter are the same person talking to themselves
>>154813072What drives a nigga to do that
>>154813061they graped him
>>154813056oh no no no no no no
>>154813061oh hell yea
That's four in a row :)
Why are you faggots watching men play when softball is on?
yay won against skenes with corbin, my jays may be back
>>154813091mental health issues from being a middle school teacher
your mum played with my soft balls last night
the phillies have to be playing today, there's no way they're having a double header tomorrow, flying to san diego, then playing a day game
go jints
>Leasure
>>154813040Says the Poodrepaco
>Jordan Leasure
>>154813138>buckbroken after 5 months of teaching 12 year oldsKEK
>>154812914Turns out beating up on shit teams like detoilet and stankeedoos is not that impressive :(It's almost like any team could have done that
why did the mets give up
DFA Holmes
fire Stearns. bring in some quant that's made 5 trillion dollars for Jim Simons' hedge fund
I don't understand how Stearns put together a team this bad with $370M
>>154813185I'm a Phillies fan because I'm white
>>154813217Cause they had Curtis Painter instead of Painting Manning
>>154813141Glad you finally got them checked
>2026 Mest>$388M payroll to build the roster>loseFire this man immediately.
>>154812940Gay boricua sex
>>154813182getz gotta be smoking the good shit to still keep leasure and not DFA him for Ben Peoples
>>154813061Bigly
>>154813250>that noseDios mio…
>>154813250Is that schnoz AI?
Wow, back to back career days for the opposing pitcher in a Mariners game, what are the odds?
send ozzie and olson to gwinnett for a week maybe they will wake their bats up
>>154813239mfw
>>154813307
What was the purpose of bringing back Jordan Leasure?
>>154813241
stop hanging sliders lol
I can't wait to watch MJ Melendez not get a hit again
I'll take 5 innings from Grant Holmes today after that rain delay. Better not send him back out thought.
youd think freddy just threw a no hitter with his reaction down four and finishing the seventh
oh shit the phillies are finally playing
Gayce Gayper
>>154813345Pitching Coaches hate this one simple trick!
Um... Bravesisters...? Are we about to get bent over and pounded by BIG NATS CAWK?
>Shirtless guys at KC in the upperdeckWhy is almost every team doing this?
>>154813375Snitker would
it's up!>roki on the hill>muncy deadit's over dodgerchads
https://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/2058293561439776867Skenesbros... think we lost livvy...
>>154813338Brown>>154813383Thank you
>>154813465oh and trea turner is a bum
bruv innit
>>154813239oh I don't either post more stuff like that
There is no way that ABS reviews are 100% correct.
Phillies' fears of devil magic afoot when they play us is annoying and unfounded, but the Mets' fears are real and delicious.
Braves skipped bp today
>>154813547No, Jake "Smallpox Blanket" Irvin is just that good
>>154813521are you questioning manfred?
>letting fucking Irvin pitch a no hitter through 5its over
Do you guys think Paul and Livvy ever had pre-marital sex?
>>154813419it's kino
>>154813607their coupling is just for show. i doubt they've ever had sex.
>>154813607no that's immoral
We need an Uma Musume Night instead of old ass Naruto.
>tloses
>Cubs now on a 7 game losing streak.Anon-unnies it feels good doesnt it
Jen Pawoll
How would you fix the Phillies?
>>154813646Yeah so both the Braves and Cubs were frauds. It’s going to be a 2018 rematch.
CAM ON BARVES*BANG BANG*SCORE SUM FACKIN RUNS
>>154813655I don't understand why they kept the hitting coach
>>154813652*gives you reddit gold*
>>154813603>80 pitches ineven if there's a chance he could do it, there is no universe a modern manager would let him go all the way
Complete game shutout from some shitter on the Royals. Dan Wilson is a cancer and has to go. No team has ever been this lifeless and shitty in baseball history.
>Steven Kolek throws a complete game shut out
>>154813735Crochet could do it, that other guy is not like Crochet at all. He’s a rookie which nobody has ever seen his stuff so they can’t hit him.
>>154813743even when they aren't even playing each other, Padres manage to whoop the Mariners
ya gotta hand it to Kolek he shutout an elite lineup today for the complete game
>>154813789elite pile of shit KEK
>>154813603>irvin doodwat nou
Are the Red Sox only capable of scoring big in 1 game per series? They scored 6 runs yesterday, and today they are stuck at 1.
Why does the vagiants broadcast have a star of david on it's scorebug
Jesus Christ, Jake Irvin is coming out of the game after pitching 5 no-hit innings due to an injury>>154813581Are you happy now?
>>154813723Their mantra in '22 was "fuck defense" and they made it to the WS. Ever since they've had obvious problems with offensive production and RISP in their core line-up but the hitting coach doesn't get axed. What gives?
>>154813846kek braves fuck ya!
5 inning Freddy had another blow up start for the Mets, good. I’m glad the Marlins got to him.
The RISP Sox strike again!
>>1548138664 ER in 7 innings isn't a blow up start. the Mets offense has failed to do anything
top of the lineup has been asleep for weeks. randoms have been carrying the club
>>154813825>>154813873Eat shit.
all the correct teams are winning today.
ball boy could use some extra reps
>>154813877>4 ERNot an Ace
>roki sasakiGrats on winning the series brewers
my jays are ALMOST back, just need to deal with that bum yariel
any reason soto is staring down lopez
>>154813920well that's a different conversation. he was shaping up to be our 3rd best pitcher in a healthy rotation which is excellent value. too bad McLean might be fatiguing and Holmes broke his leg on a freak hit
>>154813887Would prefer to eat ass
>>154813983he could land a better prospect than they gave up
we must have celebrated splitting the series with the nationals too hard
>>154813991what if she sat on my face
>>154813947edit: also sosa but im just pretending he isnt on the team
>>154813973doesnt he stare down everyone
>>154813825why isnt trading kyle harrison a fireable offense for breslow
MESTFAGS KEK
>>154814007I agree, the Mets seem to have clearly won the trade. Peralta and Myers have both been plus contributors. Sproat is raw and may never be a mid rotation guy, much less front line. there are a lot of concerns about Jett's ability to play in the big show due to his size
I need some backshots
>>154814038Kyle Harrison is going to wash out and Caleb Durbin is better.
softball is crazy
What the fuck is the white sox's problem getting blown out by the giants?
Fuck my boricua ass untill I’m screaming OMG
>>154814020it would be extremely painful
>>154814090for me haha
>>154814038We have Crochet, Saurez, Tolle, Gray, and Early. Why would the Red Sox need a high end rotation piece when they have the best rotation in the entire league?
so when is this mest turnaround that mestfags keep mentioning supposed to happen?
I ate a girl's ass once. pussy tastes better, especially if you like fish and tart stuff. I don't get all the obsession with eating ass 2bh. had my ass eaten out too by her. Idk I'd rather just fuck. dick in pussy is 11/10
Why is Imai struggling while every other Japanese prospect is thriving/doing decently enough?
>>154814133>her
>>154814065wow
"OH NO, THE MEST!"
>braves have nothing to talk about during the stretch
>>154814148He has a well graded pitches and stuff. It’s an organizational problem. They need to fire the pitching coaches.
eating ass is a brownoid activity
>>154814133I have no interest in eating ass, love eating pussy though (I know it's gay)
>>154814132no one can beat the marlins. its delayed till after this series.
Give me 2 weeks to train and I could put up these stats
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NATSSISTERS
>>154814216>>154814133Lost a bet against my wife last night (how many minutes remaining on the movie our kids were watching, over/under for 30 min). So now I have to eat her snatch.Joke's on her, I enjoy eating puss
>>154814269>GNATS
>>154814022He has gone over as well as War Communism
gnats kek
>>154814022NO REFUNDS
>>154814273>>154814216I'd hate eating a slut's pussy but I don't mind eating a relatively untouched woman's pussy. plus it's pretty necessary foreplay unless you want to use lube. gotta eat pussy to have the best sex 2bh
>>154814269One yike
>gnats thought they were getting a no no>gnats thought they were getting a win
>Jorbit vivaskek lil stoopid nigga
>>154814132Mets went from losing 12 straight to playing .500 and some delusional fans claimed that they were back on track. No they're still garbage, just not the worst team ever.
>>154814065
>>154814293I think it depends on how well they bathe imo. Sluts take a lot of dick and expect dick so they tend to keep things in order.
>>154814133Some kind of homosexual/African thing
>trading for Yankee infieldersNats got fleeced kek
gonna need a webm of that ump interaction
>>154814323Bulk innings low leverage relief
send albies to the rome emperors
Yankees went from winning 12 straight to playing .500 and some delusional fans claimed that they were done and over. No they're still elite, just not the best team ever.
ABS has ruined our beautiful sport.
Hey, /mlb/. It’s me, Craig Breslow.You know, the guy who traded away the Red Sox’s best player for bags of peanuts on multiple occasions. The guy who took a massive siesta before the trade deadline and did nothing to bolster our playoff hopes. The guy who shifted all the blame onto Alex Cora and then fired him.I just wanted to say that all you Red Sox fans who still go to games are massive pansies, and you will allow me to fuck your spirits until the end of time.Thank you.
>>154814377Didn't they do this same shit last season? And yet they will be getting back Cole, Rice is becoming elite, Judge is Judge, etc. I hate them but they are pretty damn good.
>>154814402Devers wasn’t that good.
>>154814320that's a good point but I wouldn't be able to get out of my head that I'm eating pussy that's been cummed in by 50 dudes
>>154814305they had a favorable schedule
>>154814402They had a great offseason
>>154814377they have played the easiest schedule and are 1-9 against teams with winning records.
>poostin shitley
>>154814426And she will think the same about your nose and lips.
>Roki pitching today for the DodgersI think we're chasing pavements tonight Dodgers bros
poostin riley whiffing like always what a bum
>twinks
>>154814435Name the teams of the 9 losses
>>154814402hey, craig. i was just curious, are you jewish?
Gonna need to hit with RISP here
https://x.com/NjTank99/status/2058317164390568275ITS UP!
Yoshida doesn’t care about this team anymore. I bet he breaks out on the Dodgers or White Sox
>>154814455I kneel, wise leafking.
>>154814508Only on my mom’s side!
Watch how the Red Sox do it like the Yankees FAILED to do it last night
>Memorial Day Weekend>horrible date on Friday>72 hours of rain on deck>Mets getting bootyblasted against the Marlins AGAIN what's the point of going on
dodgers in a few
>two outs>bases loaded>3-1>IKF up
>>154814635You're getting that casino at Mets Willets Point soon if Cohen has his way, so that's a plus.
>>154814635billagoods status?
>>154814688I am not Jewish enough to benefit from the casino and Im not goyim cattle so Im not going to spend my money at the casino
He’s gonna walk in a run
>>154814187this one call MINDBROKE mestfags
lil fella said he's not goyim cattle
>pitching around IKF even with the bases loaded
Watch how Boston wins this game
The fearsome Isiah Kiner-Falafel
Duran is going to hit a triple to the corner and walk it off.Duran has 4 home runs this week.
>>154814718i think you can still sign up for the willets point affordable housing lottery. lots of income levels qualify not all of them too low. looks like a good deal if you win. oh nevermind it closed on feb 25th
>>154813741That was your fifth round pickk shitter that we had before we traded him to royals, Mariners bro.
Red Sox are going up to 7 games back of the Stankees kek
>>154814821Ancient farmhand.
>>154814816I make way too much money for affordable housing
all the sux have to do is just not swing for the next 8 pitches
Win! Twins!
Jesus fucking Christ Duran
He struck out
gayves kek
twins with the sneaky "throw 3 balls 8 miles out of the zone then one barely in the zone" trick
>>154811921oh ya
Tick tock stankees and blow gays
>>154814859ok, but the highest income level accepted was 315k per year
well, it happened again. my braves once again refuse to hit the ball and now the season is over. ship acuna to siberia. im selling all my BATRA stock as well fuck you ozzie albies
Red Sox tie for last with Baltimore Soon.
How is Boston, the most belligerent and aggressive city, not able to get the current Red Sox front office to fuck off and get a competent front office installed?
>>154811973The bird is an aggressive asshole that will peck you for doing nothing. Fuck blue jays.
>>154814712sold to me and shoved right up my ass
Padres should consider relocating out od San Diego when the Chargers win a Super Bowl in LA or the A's win a World Series in Vegas.
>>154814987the owner stopped caring, he cares more about his soccer team, Liverpool I think
>>154814987You think they’ll sell the team?
Not relocating.
paul skenis has a small penis
>>154814988maybe you just have bad vibes
>>154814987unironically nobody wants the job
The Mets are getting evicted from Citifield and new lease will be given to à better team.
>>154815187They fucked up when they traded Devers. Devers would’ve got a run or home run in that spot. They also fucked up by not replacing Bregman.
Schwarbombs por favor
gg nats
game 2 starting in a minute
crazy how baseball is a mechanism of sportscolonization of japan and northern latin america
ITFDB
Do your best doggies
doyercacas KEK
It feels like Ohtani is slumping worse than Judge yet nobody cares?
who is this redneck in the Fox booth?
SUCK A DICK NATS WIN!
What the fuck happened to Mookie
>>154815429this general is full of worst coast hispanics with an inferiority complex to NYC/DC/The East Coast, the seat of Finance and Power in America, who gives californians their marching orders
>>154815247Contreras is playing better than BregmanDevers is fat and washedThey fucked up by paying Anthony way too soon and not trading Duran and Story as soon as you could
>>154815429he is going for the cy young this year, not the MVP
>>154815447Adam Wainwright and BAJP
>>154815515This is Chikaner
>>154815529So you think Contreras will be their ace hitter? Throughout his career has he been that good of a player?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7RIijr31lU&t=7s
>>154815515Do you get paid to say that or something
doyercacas K E K
>>154815624Look at her go!
>>154815666That’s chikaner
Milwaukee Manlets and MulattosShortest and most dysgenic team in the show
>sasuckythe lauer hour draws ever nearer
>>154815668Wanted to put some good vibes out there with Roki's walk up. It's not working.
doyertrans malding kek
No outs for Roku Sasucky kek
Ohtani should've married a Latina lady. He'd the hero of two continents.
Roki isn’t even good enough to be a reliever
smug tranime avatar status?
>>154815606Bregman was not an ace last year and won't be this year. He had above average production with good vibes and Contreras is covering that much
>>154815736
Brewers are definitely cheating.Their timing is always ready for every pitch
Monke!
ship him on the next junk back to china
i've seen enough, trade sasaki to us doggies
Are they gonna destroy the dodgers today?
Roki gonna give up a laffer boys
it's over
Will the NPB even take Sasaki back at this point?
Dogers are low key mid
>>154815775Who in the ever living would trade for him? And with what? He’s not good for anything
Sasaki is a triple a pitcher
>>154815823you can have yariel
doyercacas getting GAPED again as predicted
>>154815791>still top of national league WestIt's only just begun. Threepeat is gonna happen and everyone is gonna hate us more than the chiefs.
here comes that david lynchian twink to translate
Here’s the thing. I think the Yankees will get in through the wildcard but it’s not leaving the National League. It’s gonna be either the Braves or Dodgers. And the Dodgers are playing badly right now but they step it up in October and they got in through the wildcard last year.
>>154815823he still has upside... honestly the best trade for the dodgers and sasaki is probably skubal
>Constantly eat shit against Brewers in the regular season>Do THIS in the playoffsI don't get it.
the anglels made sasaki look like a god
berds take the lead
>>154815909It’s called clutch. David Ortiz had the same thing.
I’d say just throw it in the zone but these guys know what’s coming
sick of this fucking japI tune in to see professional quality ball not some fucking man-child about to cry on the mound
they're just playing with Sasaki at this point
>>154815945Rays are good, Brewers are good.
>>154815985rays are fast, they can reach third base on a weak grounder
David Stearns nickname should be POBO the Clown. Asking him to put together a baseball roster is like asking John Wayne Gacy to host a birthday party.
>154815943Do not reply to Chikaner. He is a mindbroken self hating brown neet from /int/ who thinks /sp/ is a colony for race wars and uses multiple vpns>what does he do?He spends his entire day on 4chan. He ban evades. He will support the most “white” team despite him not caring for sports.>why do they call him Der Chikaner?He tends to use a Kraut flag most of the times and he once accidentally posted the Spanish ñ with “ñlife.”>tldr?Imagine barneyfag 2.0 but a selfhating brown.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/145092306/#q145093216https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/148878677/#148879314
>>154815909It’s called being an irrelevant flyover team full of scrubs that tries hard during the regular season then gets daddy dicked by the superior team when it counts. Notice how there is far less pooer spamming this year because they know that they’ll never not be regular season frauds.
>Nanners do a trick play catch>Syncronized ending pose between two of the players including the wind up.Man, I wish I watched this stuff when I was even younger. I probably would have gotten into actually playing baseball.
I want to thank the mest for making me feel good about the Marlins again
based marsh bunting, he failed but I respect the effort
Why is every brewer so fucking short?
>d-didn't want to win that series anyway baka!!
Lmao these bats are always in time.
we want lauGOD
dodgers improving day over day. they gave up 4 yesterday,
>>154813521ABS calls that are < 0.1 shouldn't use up an ABS challenge
Dookie is the most washed player in the league shit is low key sad
>>154816061smaller market smaller ballclub
holy fuck Harper was dead at 2nd on a pickoff but took 3rd
Brewers invented the formula, Jays and Rays just adapted it.
I'm certain the Athletics will win the world series
>>154816091he never recovered from that illness he got in japan
>regular season small ball merchants still think they stand a chance in october o kek
Dodgers fans are still so fucking dense they can’t comprehend that the Brewers flat out have a better team
>>154816061Because they can’t spend $1Billion on a roster like the fucking doyers
>>154816091Red Sox won the Betts trade
>>154816114manfred will not allow playoff games to be played in their park so a 5 seed wild card exit is the best they can hope for
>all this falseflagging
>>154816138OK, replace all the dodgers players in your fantasy team with Brewers players
>>154816124me on the right
>>154816133>>regular season small ball merchantsSuch as?
tuck on em!
still winnable
>>154816138The better team lost the NLCS and World Series last year
I'dlike to sniff a latinas feet
>>154816169gladly
tuckie triple
>>154815943>implying the mest fanbase isn't shit eating yet shit talking boricuas
lil fella has a fantasy team
>>154816133The better small ball teams lost the NLCS and World Series last year
>>154816191Screenshot it to prove you're not full of shit
>>154816124is that actually him?
nigga couldn't hit a sac fly?
STRUCK him out
>>154816225And there it is
The dodgers looked washed, wake me up in October nigga
Yikes the rumors were true about the dodgers fall off
>pitcher named gasseryeah doyerpoopers are getting GAPED
Where’s Kyle Tucker’s chin?
Why do smaller market teams generally have smaller balls?
>>154816285just wait til october bro
>>154816306Ask ur mum lel
kek all these small market smallball teams caring about chins in May lmao hmu in september when my team will have the biggest chins anywhere
Elly :D
>>154816220It was a hypothetical. I don’t bet.
>>154816316some libtard tranny fired 30 times and got taken out by secret service. it's literally nothing
>>154816264Dodgers have been here before.Slow stretches happen.Panic is for casuals.
doyerpacos kek
Sasaki is shit. He is a bust.
we're not panicing we're laughing at the doyers hooe this helps
>>154816395OK it’s the same thing.Laugh now cry later, bitch.
>>154816355um she was a registered republican
>>154816353I was hoping you'd say yes and I'd show you my team without it being autistically out.of context.This is my first year doing fantasy league and i joined my dad's league. He doesn't even watch the games but just checks the stats like a fucking nerdy gremlin.Anyways I beat his ass and am in the wildcard spots whilst he is unlikely to make playoffs.Get fucked old man.
The dodgers should sign Ryback as a starting pitcher
>>154816395What was it like watching God will the doyers to back to back titles last year as you malded impotently in front of the TV?
take your fantasy team to reddit lil fella this is a real life baseball genny
>>154816446>feed>me>rbi
>>154816395enjoy it cause you won't be laughing in October
We should honestly stop being mean to the Cubs girls
watching the brewers beat the dodgers in a regular season game is like winning the world series to /mlb/
>>154816470
>>154816395Oh boy the doyercacas didnlt enjoy this truth nuke
Chris Taylor has changed his mind about retiring.
>>154816470Don't be mean to Cubs fans in general.They've been through a lot.
>>154816355YOU DON'T KNOW THAT! It could be a disgruntled Republican who is fed up with Donall Trum and his racist, islamophobic, undocumented person hating antics
I'm not sure if there's any player that I hate more than Chandler Simpson. He always gets a hit, but has 0 home runs so far. You can bet that every time he comes to bat, he will get on base.
Fucking doyerpacos obsessing about “October”, as if regular season games don’t matter. We own you. Get over it.
>>154816395>this simple statement made doyer nation shart a month's worth of dipeys in angerit might actually be over
Mama Roki Sasaki is at it again :(
>>154811778Annie :)
popoutani
>discord trannies seething at the Back to Back to Back World Series champions.
I thought you faggots said the dodgers were good. I talked my entire family into watching this game on Fox and they are getting crushed by the fucking mimmesota brewers
It is my personal view that the only real Dodgers fans on this board are Mexicans. The rest of you are just LARPing societal rejects latching onto the latest 'winners' so you can feel like you're finally part of something.
>>154814382Good Call Blue!
>>154816560Watch in October, not a May game. Dumbass tranny.
>>154816487I'm a girl retard. Get girlcotted incel freak
Discordtrannies malding
>>154814402Breslow is gone if the Red Sox don't make the post season. During the press conference after Cora was fired John Henry's mouthpiece made sure to put the entire decision on Breslow saying Breslow thought they could turn the team around if they axed Cora.
>>154816580Orale! this vato gets it!
im spitewatching incase lauer gets put in actually
>trannies keep posting in favor of small ball merchants in April and May
>>154816560we are only good in october dumbass. just open youtube and show thrm the 2025 playoffs we literally do not care about may baseball.
Shohei doesn’t have aura anymore. Seems faggy now
That woman in the dodgers game behind home plate has nice tits
blowtani lost his aura when 'kami showed up. he's washed now.
Fuck Clayton Kershaw
How long until “The Miz” has Tommy John?
>>154816560We could care less about regular season MEANINGLESS basically scrimmages against literally who teams.
>>154816657He’s based
>>154816657See >>154816679
>>154816679He sucks
Brewers only need to use their cheating machine for the first inning because of how dogshit the doyers offense is.
>0 runs 1 hit 1 errorNot a great start by the dodgers here. This brewers pitcher must be a real ace!
>>154816705Not as much as you do
>>154816717They need to fire their batting coach
>>154816580>dad supports dodgers>I support dodgersNot my fault your dad didn't choose a good team to support.
>>154816742That’s bait, m8
nigga named gasser
The Dodgers are done for the next 30 years.
ANDY P
The dodgers are showing life for once
GO DODGERS!
the los angeles andy p and friends
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
Brewers lost the NLCS because of 5 inning Freddy lol
>"Why can't they do this in the postseason"based joe shitting on the sewers
>gasser
>>154816395this got em bubbling KEK
>>154816742your dad was either Mexican or a societal reject like you, the shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree
>Doyers fail to make it to win a third World Series>Dave Roberts suddenly retiresCam on MLB! Stop the Doyers.
When was the last time a small ball merchant won the World Series?
Fun fact: the dodgers sit at 31-20 leading the nl west with the best run differential in the nl while chasing a threepeat after back to back titles. keep coping
>>154816740They won’t unless something happens like them missing the playoffs or something.
doyercacas hitting a couple pity doubles off a no name pitcher to reduce their disadvantage *checks notes* 3 runs to 2 is like winning a road game to doyercaca fanatics kek
which player has the most elaborate goon cave?
>>154816822>state with the most germans>pitcher called gasserkek
>>154816848The 2026 Rays
>lil fella thinks the doyercacas have the best run diff in the NL
>>1548168482006 cardinals come to mind5'6" david eckstein was world series mvp
>>154816859the miz without a doubt
the dodgers suck cock and eat shit
TIO TEO TOWER POWER
dodgers offense against above .500 teams kinda sucks
T O K A IEIO
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO
UH OH STINKY
AJ is such a shitter of an announcer
WHERE IS KEKGANG AT NOW
stupid fucking sewers now they arent going to put lauer in
>>154816899You’re right, but that was a long time ago. Let’s say in the stat cast era so we can be more predictable flr this current rendition of baseball.
TEO
TEOOOOOOOOOOO
>gASSerkek
UH OH
I love my dodgers. Thank you dad for supporting them.
/mlb/ IN COMPLETE SHAMBLES
who cares if it's 4-3 we literally don't care about May baseball
>>154816855
why does this genny turn retarded whenever the doyers start playing?
>Gassermore like Gassed! KEK
>doyers take the lead and suddenly this game matters a lot
small ball merchants seething kek
/mlb/ and grtting mindraped by Dominicans Name a better combination.
discordtrannies malding kek
games in May don't matter sorry sis
conclusive proof that Dodgers run this genny.it's dodgers this, dodgers that.
>>1548169292006 was only 10 years ago
Small ball status?
lmfao crawford wanted to walk so badly
congrats on narrowly scraping by against 'gasser' and the mighty brewers after getting gaped last night
BIG FLY OHTANI SAN
>>154816978many are saying this
the milwaukee hebrews
if the phillies werent up 3, crawford would have been raped rotten in the changing room after the game
>>154816978It doesn't. It's just fun watching you fags seethe
0-4tani kek
Going for the golden sombrero are we Shohei?
var est nu
>>154817055Brewers are good
small ball merchants kek
blowtani kek
YO BANDO MAY NO POSAU TEEN A BOCA FELIZE NO PAIYAN AMIN OH TOCA
ELLY
don't fuck this up le meme walkout man
blowtani mindbroken by based 'kami
a bazzananian single
ELLY > LINDOR
>>154817122Elly is unironically the best SS in baseball
Where is nu?
new >>154817177
>>154817175Correct, his tools speak for themselves.
>>154815429Nigga he's on like 1.500 OPS in this month you are retarded
Again Roki's poor early pitching is being saved by Teoscar Hernandez
>>154813061at least livvy remains pure
