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Mariners
my doggie doos
>>154817177Is this nu?
Os
Elly is the best SS officer in baseball
doyers
just hopped out of car after teo home run and took off my shirt
berds...
Reds? REDS!
it's a good day to have a Phillies gf
/mlb/ went quiet all of a sudden
We literally don't care about May baseball. Remake the genny in september.
>>154817250See >>154817255
uhhhh
>>154817250Reds haters were BTFO
>>154817228it was 1-0
>>154817249HI THIS IS ME HIT ME UP CUTIE
>cusb
I'm white. I have blond hair and blue eyes. And I support the Dodgers
0-3tani
>>154817250
>>154817211Until a routine groundball gets hit in his general direction and he shits himself and forgets how to put a glove down.
didn't ask don't care
>>154817249tumma
>>154817289But what do you think about the sandlot?
when james loney read the advertisement, he sounded like a real radio advertisement voice guy (he's subbing in for rick monday)
>>154817317I love science, nintendo, jomboy, smashburgers, fangraphs, IPAs, baseball savant, elden ring, the sandlot, the criterion collection, and the seattle freakin mariners
doyers are hotter than a toxic chemical tank
>>154817211Nobody is arguing against this.
>>154817303He doesn't do that any more
>POODRES
berds!
>>154817340Based! BASED!
WALKER IS UNREAL
a walkerian wallop
>>154817340What's the criterion collection?
Post your baseball merch /sp/
The Sandlot is painfully overrated, especially for actual baseball fans Look, it’s a cute 90s kids movie with summer vibes and “You’re killing me, Smalls!” but /mlb/ acting like it’s peak baseball cinema is pure nostalgia cope. It’s barely even a baseball movie.Main Problems: • Zero actual baseball. They play some pickup games, beat the rich kids once, and that’s it. No real stakes, no strategy, no grind. It’s Stand By Me with mitts and zero sports payoff. Compare it to Bull Durham, Major League, or even the original Bad News Bears—those actually respect the game. • Dogshit baseball knowledge. The Babe Ruth lore is wrong, the kids treat a signed ball like it’s the One Ring, and the “The Beast” plot is cartoon logic. Benny magically becomes a pro at the end with no development. It’s fantasy slop for 10-year-olds. • Nostalgia tax is doing ALL the heavy lifting. Came out in ‘93, flopped at the box office, then exploded on VHS for 90s kids. Now every normie quotes it every spring like it’s The Godfather of baseball flicks. Rewatch it sober as an adult and it’s mid at best—predictable, low-stakes, and Smalls is the most vanilla protagonist ever.It’s harmless fun if you’re drunk on childhood memories, but calling it one of the greatest baseball movies is a massive casual take. Solid 6/10 kids flick, nothing more. There are way better options that actually understand the sport.Change my mind, /mlb/.
>>154817404
>>154817289Cultural appropriation
>>154817349/mlb/ thinks Elly sucks...
Where would Lindor be without defensive WAR?
>>154817409grok has better baseball discussion
>>154817404The only two jerseys I have are Dodger Beltre and Lo Duca jerseys, I realized pretty quickly that all of it's a waste of money
>The entire city of Garden Grove has been closed and evacuated >Angels still playing tonight
>>154817409
>>154817410>be Cardinals fan>wife says she has a surprise for me>shows me picrel and says they will come off if the Cardinals win the world series>never have sex ever again>wife somehow gets pregnant
>>154817431he doesnt pass the eye test
why won't they just get air conditioning? even migerians have it by now
based freddie with that steal
>>154817466fukken LOL
>>154817469I love a good steal
Lindor never passed the eye test kek
>>154817456He looks good to me this year
>>154817466so if you take out a certain skin color from US deaths, they plummet to near zero. What's the analog for Europeans and their heat deaths for that?
before the game, dave roberts said smith wasn't hitting the fastball like he used to
When did sandlot become reddit?
Whose the better hitter, Olson or Trout?
so
>>154817466This is Chikaner.
not even sure what upset chikky this time
>>154817520i love him
>>154817525his proxy website got taken down
I am here to witness my 100+ loss team in person yet again
>>154817540Why’d they let him in the stadium with all that milk?
>>154817466>it's so hot ou...ACK!
EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS UPGIVE THE BREW CREW UR ENERGYYYYYY^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>154817545honestly thought the angels already dumped kikuchi but apparently hes injured AGAIN
>>154817466that's a lot of fucking heat deaths
>>154817572WOOOOOOOOOO!
>>154817572>cuck watching the brewerspathetic
kek the brit unintentionally triggered chikky
ROKI'S WINNING
Which MLB team should have an otome game made about them?
>>154817356kill all vtuber pedos
>>154817653*saves her*
no!!!! the berds fell for the "used to pitch for the jays" meme!!!!!
SACRAMENTO PADRES!
>>154817679They can’t Giants own the rights
>>154817653It’s just one retard talking to himself
>>154817692AND YA CAN'T STOP IT
>another wasted challenge.It was still 3-1
rojas but you pronounce the j>hits into double play
>>154817679I fuck with this heavily
>>154817466historically it never got hot enough to need AC
>vesia
cam on berds
>>154817692*herself
Yankees you stupid fucks, get a Japanese superstar already and reclaim dominance.
>Cubsgirl here!
what's wrong with san diego?>have good team>half of crowd cheers for dodgers>have good team>owners want to selli'm hoping their bats won't get hot
>>154817796imagine if Yankees kept Soto and also got Murakamisheeesh
Padre frens believe in the Brewers!
>>154817817The downtown area is run by trannies and hippies who don't like sports
>>154817653We fund the Dodger's player salary.
>>154817812fittest chimpcongoan
>>154817796The team is 30-22
>>154817812nah that guy's COOL
>>154817812Ideal male body type. Terrible use of cubsgirl meme.
>Cubs fan here!
>>154817796front office is already scouting sato to save us from mcmahon
Get fucked ump
>>154817818Ok, I’m imagining it, now what?
>>154817466In recent years, summers in Japan have seen scorching heat (over 35°C) almost every day, making air conditioning an essential item for survival.Every room has an air conditioner.
cmon vesia keep it clean
>>154817885RyMac available as a defensive replacement is where he’s supposed to be in this team. Kind of a guy you sub in after the 7th in à tight game to make sure no runs come across.
>>154817778faggot
singletani
When is Muncy coming back?
>monkey bats
>dookieJust bunt you shitter
move mookie down the lineup
>>154817999Which one?
>>154818028and there it is
Dookie "Run It Out" Butts
Is Roberts going to leave dookie shitts in the lineup for a month with a .160avg?
>>154818052you already know the answer
>>154818052he's been doing better than Kim atleast
I legit cannot recall the last time Mookie had a hit with Ohtani on base.
>>154818036>>154818052Funny that you bring that up. When he was being shit last year, he moved him up batting first against the brewers
>>154818086kim had been good
>>154818052we liked him in that spot
>>154817249(((Phillies gf)))
Dbacks get>Teo>Mookie>Rushing>some prospectDodgers get>Corbin Carrollwho says no?
kek flyover leadheads
TURDio kek
i need to stop eating asada fries :/
Roki being hardcarried by the Teoscar Hernandez for the 2nd game in a row
>>154818190i get tree tacos or 1 tosdata and 1 taco
>>154818155Dbacks if only for that Mookie contract. He's starting to look washed now. That Corbin locked up for a BARGAIN 13 milly a year until 2032.
>>1548181552027 34 Los Angeles Dodgers $30,416,667 2028 35 Los Angeles Dodgers $35,416,666 2029 36 Los Angeles Dodgers $35,416,667 2030 37 Los Angeles Dodgers $35,416,667 2031 38 Los Angeles Dodgers $32,916,666 2032 39 Los Angeles Dodgers $32,916,667It would take a cure for cancer and peace in Iran in the deal for another team to take on Dookie's contract
Yu Darvish just announced and posted his retirement from baseball.
>>154818207Would this be his first win if they hold on?
I had a bowl of cereal for dinner
>>1548182252032 Yankees World Series MVP
>>154818280what kind
Maybe the dodgers can trade for ryback
>>154818215i might go torta
BUNT
>>154818293Kashi Go Peanut Butter Crunch
kek Hooligan impersonation
>>154818225So the Yankees get José Ramiréz and Mookie Betts for their 2030 World Series runs. Great news!
>>154818331isnt that like $5 a bowl? i buy the bagged cereal for poor people
Pedro pages, Matt svanson and Justin bruihl have blackmail on oli marmol and chaim bloom
big dick willie
DAMN freddie was running fast
>>154818207Roki is truly blessed
Big willy
>>154818346I get it from Whole Foods, I think it's more expensive but I like it
>>154818367bucked and ducked?
>>154818390cuck on a duck
Tucker sprinted for that
>>154818374there's wind
pray 4 my berds
just hit it far into the outfield
Breslow made the right choice by letting Giolito walk.
>>154818420*laughter*
not the best seats for viewing tonight, but a fun section.
>>154818367will on a bill
BERD BLAST
>>154818422uh oh...
SEVEN NATION ARMY
How do we get this into Petco Park for the Chadres?
>resd What happened to their pitching lab
Giolito cy young confirmed
is this enough skyline chili for a single person to eat? i'm new to this trend but i want to celebreate the upcoming reds win
>>154818207another
What a disaster!
BUNTGODS>small ball team getting beat by their rules
>it was 3-0
brewers getting brewerballed by the doyers is pretty funny
brew crew?more like the poo crew
BEAT 'EM AT THEIR OWN GAME, BABY
>>154818482some of these pitching labs have been getting exposed since the implementation of ABS
Bunk chads stay winning
Doggies hit em with a safety squeeze
>This general is about as fast as the NBA playoff threadDamn, what the fuck.
>>154818500picrel is an average portion
>>154818533knicks belt 2 ass what else is there to say?
>>154817249>hag>whore>jew*sh>phillies fan (but lives in la)I don't think it can get worse than that
>>154818533Kek you know why
>>154818550>frequents right-wing twittercompletely forgot, yes it can get worse
>>154818533>apehoop
Here comes Mookie to kill the rally
the brewers have decided they simply... dont want to win!
>>154818533""NBA people"" use leddit and xitter mostly I would guess
>>154818544>3 way>giant coney >spare can of chili that's actually pretty based
Betts needs get sent back to Oklahoma
Dookie plop!
>4 pitch walk not even closeMookie giving Sho zero protection kekAaaand another lazy fly all. Yep
Of course
>>154818533the cavs are frauds and shouldn't be in the ECF
>>154818533are you just now realizing that apehoop popularity is entirely fake and manufactured?
>>154818551Stop posting pictures of Winky please.
>>154818533>Watching NBA flop-offs
luv luckswingluv handegg‘ate divegrass‘ate floorsqueaksimple as
KNICKS IN 4FUCK TRAE YOUNG
BASED berds
WALKER TIES IT
we're blowing it again aren't we
>>154818633This!
A WALKERIAN SINGLE
>Tanner Scott 1.34 eraYeah he’s back
>>154818533>unironically watching apehoop when the Celtics or Lakers are not in the finals Fans are dying to watch a team from Cleveland, Ohio.
I'd be too shy to take my shirt off at a baseball game for reasons.
>>154818719>San Antonio>OKC>Cleveland>NY (hasn't been an apehoop city in 3 decades)Adam Silver must be kvetching
>>154818743Gyno?
>>154818719Celt gang bang bang
SUPER BLOWPEN KEK
wtg Scott
>nonstop Seven Nation Army chantsEveryone in the stands is drunk
>>154818743Third nipple?
>>154818744Any team that wins will be forgotten almost instantly. Remember when the Texas Rangers won the WS? Yeah me neither lol
Brewers can't even beat the dodgers in the regular season now!Suck on these sausages, brew crew!
OUT
morning fellas
>>154818633>'ate divegrassYou baseball nerds are going to watch the World Cup, and you will love it!
>extra slurpings
>>154818890shant
extra slurpings in cincy
>>154818890If Trump rigs us into a knockout game I will watch it
>>154818890>American divegrass fandork
>>154818909I would beat Joey Votto in chess
tuck on em
>6 RBIs
>>154818674We always do. Elly stealing for no reason fucked us.
>>154818916Diversity is humanity's greatest strength >>154818922Baseball is a dying sport
>>154818890we only watch the WC to shit talk and troll euro trash
that was a spiritual bunt for winn
teo
fuck em doyers FUCK em!!!!
Teams that have threepeated:>Yankees>AthleticsDodgers want to join this elite club so bad, too bad it's not happening
Sewers getting gaped kek
berdbros...
No mercy shown today
>>154818885She would be so hot if not for the way she does her make-up, her hair and the way she dresses
justfoultani
Pray Dookie gets another chance to lower his avg
Doyers
doyerpacos thought that one was gone kek
kek joe on that foul call
rbisingletani
>garbagetime-tani
My team can’t beat the fucking Marlins. Anyway Kirby Puckett was pretty cool check this outhttps://youtu.be/rRD2IbYFf7o
BUM
Mookie, it's over.
>inning starts>IBB>pinch hitter announced>call to the pen>commercial breakbravo manfred
Fuuuuck I thought that was gone but it sliced foul ffs.>GarnagetimeRBIsingletaniAaaand Moki kills the rally
dookie is so shit it's unbelievable
>>154818885Wouldn't mind fucking Livvy Dunne up the ass
>statpadfordtani
trade dookie back to the sux
stop being mean to mookie :(
>>154819030like to see her a bit more tradwife?
>losing to the doyers on a game that Sasaki startedThat should be automatic 10 loses
m0-6kie betts
>>154819123He can write a sad song with his guitar if he feels so bad about it
berds stay in this
Doyers won that gamegg broors cya tomorrow
>>154819100shes not for lewd
that's a wingg sewers, see you tomorrow for the rubber match
Gg brusI don’t feel like smug anime girl posting tonight
Doyers gonna need to do something about their 2-spot.
Hey /mlb/, you forgot that baseball games are 9 innings, not 1 inningNow enjoy your lead cocktails tonight KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Imagine if they gave Yamameatballs that run support kek
WHO THE HELL IS THIS?
>El nino cacaBAU BAU!
I was going to joke that the Dodgers would score more but they did it for real
Knicks are shooting 57% from the 4It’s equivalent to the home run.
>>154819246Ok I’m imagin… nvm I can’t imagine that. It’s like he’s cursed to not have run support ever
Trade Mookie and bring back Kim
tatrash finally doing something useful - getting hit by a ball
>>154819256watch your own game doyerpaco
cards reds bout to be 6-7
>>154819274SIX SEVENSIX SEVEN
>>154819264Tucker is dogshit
>>154819144Yeah, it's like she's trying to look Mexican or something
>>154819030this is true for alot of white women sadly
alright berds have thrown in the towel
kek that boomer got BTFO
berdbros I don't feel so good
>>154819236
How the did the doyers beat the pooers so bad?
I pronounce keeeeeeek like keek
berds lose because they REFUSED to bunt
New York beat the narrative
Reds win!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154819435Ohtani truly does not like the Padres, so he tries harder against them.
ggs brew crew cya tmrw for the rubber match
>>154819289
>doyers game is over>thread is ded
gg reds has a five man infield ever worked?
>>154819349I hate living
>>154819489I knew as soon as they did that we were gonna loseAlso I don't know why the fuck you wouldn't just go for the double play to close the inning if you have five niggas forward on a play like that
>>154819481>Padreshe was referring to the Brewers you rent free bitch
You can't post here unless your team scored 10 or more runs.
The Reds are elite!
How does JT Ginn have 73 pitches in 2.1 innings yet only 1 ER. What the fuck happened.
>>154819466they had a fat quarter pounder with cheese as the runner at second. so fat he would make a blue jays catcher blush so I don't think it would've made a difference>>154819512yeah I don't get it either. just load the bases at that point and hope for a force out
We don't care about May baseball, doyertroons. Pretend like you've won something before.
Cubgers beat the brewers today
>>154819564his wife is beautiful
Let's go Paul!
>>154819648Everyone’s entitled to their opinions Folks call it accountability when in actuality their screeching is just playing internet bully Some can’t cope that not everyone agrees with their take on principals
>>154819712She was texting me the second that ball cleared the fence btw
>>154819712something so sexy about angry women
Does Brayan Belli even pitch as a starter anymore? I saw he entered in the third and pitched 5 innings.
A'ss out of their league on this one
Padres pitching just too good.
>>154819712she knows springer is a cheater
Nambla is the pitcher whisperer
>>154819712she owes me love and companionship
>>154817466Why do Americans only have one faucet?
>>154819712She caught the ick, pussy drier than the desert
SLAAAAAMMMMM DIEGO
It begins
kek poothletics
I think Roki today and Wrob yesterday struggled in the first round because of her huge tits.I'm worried about Yamamoto tomorrow; how will he handle her big tits...?
>>154819712she decided she's mine now, simple as
Poodres about to hold against the A’ss but burning up Moron and Miller in the process
>jeff mcniel This was a mistake
I’m eating Andy Capp hot fries
>>154819865cringe
Everyone in this thread is girlcotted! I don't care if you didn't know!
>>154819941Wow, they're future hooligans
Miller to San Diego is not something that we should really regret. This team wasn’t going to let him reach his ceiling.
What does Tatis even do?
>>154819865sell the team retards make no sense to me, why would you want your team to move away? Do they really believe someone else will take over and not move the team away?
>>154819985hbp rbis
o kek
>>154819960I honestly had no idea
>>154817466The European power grid unironically can’t support 20 million AC units. They shut down most their nuclear power to be more green lol. Now they’re fucked and reliant on Russian oil
>>154819960I've been getting girlcotted for 28 years
>>154819985.240 batting average, that’s like .290 in 1999.Batflation caused this.
Marte 2 run slam
>>154819985Seek attention and get tons of grinder matches
for me? i like the nipon hamfisters
>I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. >That's my dream; that's my nightmare...>Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving.
MARTE PARTAY
>>154820082I love esoteric dreams that invoke the spirit of our ancestors. I dreamt of the great boa once.
>>154819985Split part of his contract with a loan company kek
>>154820005You're still girlcotted
https://x.com/PavlovicNBCS/status/2058321887487476214KEK
that's one fat pitcher
for me it's the toledo mud hens
>>154820135>gigantesCringe
>>154820082Padres don’t surf!
>>154820135good key and peele reference
>>154819968He should be on a team like the doyers where he’s only needed 1-2 times a week, allowing him to be fresh for the playoffs. Poodres can’t win without him so they’re just running him into the ground for meaningless early season games.
what do tatis and machado even do?
>>154820135>gigantesBASED
Jackson Merde L
>>154820164they are both all star players just going through a slump right now
>>154820126Please… show mercy
You guys know you're all girlcotted right?
>>154820135pretty cringe desu. you shouldn't be celebrating anything when you're <.500
>>154820148
>>154820179No! You know what you did!
THE CRENSHAW DODGERS
>>154820195I’m sorry :(
>>154820164Machado turns it up when it counts. Tatis has just started coming out of his 5 year slump.
>>154820190>PA( )RESAI generated content should be forcibly removed from this app
poopoopeepeepadres
>>154820208Get girlcotted, incel freak
i still smoke dirt weed and jack off to anime grills after i watch my team win. call me old fashioned but i like it
I like when it's just stats and not memorizing random bums that got traded between flyover teams
>>154820177>poodrepaco cope
>>154820235Marijuana and porn are bad for you
Marijuana and porn changed my life
>>154820255Bad for you
>>154820230That one’s one me
Just fuck off and go to sleep doyerpacos
>>154820237I have followed baseball closely my entire life and I am fucking useless at remembering who played for both the Indians and the marlins
>>154820269Girlcotted!
>>154820270Rent free
>>154820265Marijuana cures cancer and jerking off releases tension in the loins.
>>154820287Lying is bad for you
>>154820292Lying helps you avoid unnecessary stress
>>154820281Please forgive me
154820281You’re the worst poster on /mlb/ Take your mental illness elsewhere faggot
>only slurpers remaining
>>154819987Wanting your team sold doesn't mean you want them to relocate, you know that, right?
>>154820282I am right though
>>154820294Bad for you
>>154820297Maybe after the girlcott! For now, you are girlcotted!
hello darkness my old friend
>>154820298so i've moved up the rankings?
poodrepacos kek
>>154820316You had 1 playoff berth in this expanded era, time to move on…
Why are the Angels still playing when Garden Grove is about to become Chernobyl America?
>>154820300What happened to the last team that was sold in the MLB?
And the As are out of challenges in the 6th
don't reply to faggot dane
If your nipples are pink you are white
>estrada replacedNoooooooo
If you're being girlcotted, please stop posting
>>154820347My apologies
>>154820343Would you rather have dick sized nipples or a nipple sized dick?
>>154820352That was a post....
you guys smell something...?
why do hospitals do promotions?
>>154820358nipple sized dick, women don't care
https://x.com/halosanonymous/status/2058385367422935443?s=46Strong, but you’re still giving Arte money my showing up and buying shit
>>154820368i bundled my quadruple bypass with my monthly liposuction and saved $300
>>154820368why do businesses to promotions and advertisements? what kind of question is that?
>>154820375ok lets say angels fans stop going, Arte will simply move the team. Manfred will be more than happy letting Dodgers have a monopoly in the LA area.
>>154820358I have both.
>>154820381so a person gets shot and thinks>hmm.. i'll think i go to that hospital i saw having a shirt promotion
>>154820316we're gonna win the al west again chill out
>>154820394yes? you got shot and need a new shirt
>>154820392Got a better idea?
>>154820392no manfred would not be happy moving the team away from Orange County which is a very healthy area for a teamOrange County is the heart of baseball
Padres offense in the big 2026 is such a snoozefest!
*falls asleep*
nick kurtz not welcome in san diego
*rapes that guy while he’s sleeping*
>>154820410>If Orange County, California were a single cityyeah and if I had a dick I'd be a dude
>>154820364kek
and there it is
Why are mariner fans so cringe and gay?
>>154820434Based girlcotter
>>154820396Not sure I believe that >Cal is mid again >Donovan cant stay healthy >Woo is our only reliable starter >The bullpen has struggled >Team can’t hit, especially with RISP >JP, Randy, and Naylor are liabilities on defense Lots of baseball left, but this looks like a 81 win team tbqfh lads
>>154820442Why are you obsessed with the least successful franchise in baseball history?
>>154820462>81 wins and .500 recordWelcome to the Manfredcard playoffs
>putting ads over a RIP montage>playing it in between a reliever change
Teo with 3-4, with 6 RBIs today hitting 7th. Meanwhile, Mookie going 0-6, time to bring Freeland back
>>154820430no...NO!!!
>>154820462You don't understand most mariners players have made a name for themselves for one year somewhere in the last couple of seasons so that means if they all simply go back to that form at the same time they are a championship team.
>>154819712is skenes officially washed?
Why are mariners fans so based?
>>154820503Suffering builds character.
>>154819712Livvy is the most overrated “hot” chick of the last 20 years. She’s a 7 slathered in makeup with blonde highlights and people act like she’s a 10
>>154820471Hit dog hollers
>>154820514Yea you def hang out with tons of attractive women. No way your only interaction with them is porn or looking at their pics online to work yourself up over how hot other people think they are lol.
>>154820514shut your benchod mouth
This whole time I thought Artes name was pronounced like “art” until I heard those Fuck Arte Moreno chants
>>154820514She's cute but that's it. She's just a generic blonde girl. I could throw a rock here in LA and hot one just as cute.
>>154820462i don't like your tone desu
2 out rally
>>154820514She's the new Kate Upton except slim
>>154820541Exactly. I’m not saying she’s ugly. She’s just cute. There are 1000 girls like her on any college campus
>>154820471A little bit of an insult to the Colorado Rockies
>>154820551Kate Uptons face always looked a bit retarded, mint tits thoughbeit
>>154820514When she got her wikifeet deleted and started some onlyfanslite to sell feet pics, I was completely out on her. Stupid bitch was barefoot through her entire "gymnastics career" but then she's like noooooo don't look at my feet. The pirates suck anyways, Skenes is a fucking pimplefaced dork.
>>154820514Someone murder this guy
>be's on baywatch
Where’s the Mason miller doomer
>>154820562Might be the most incel post in this website’s history lmao
>>154820556She also had a fridge body, but Livvy has a fridge pussy
Chadres just can't stop winning. GG A's, thanks for miller.
TJ RUMFIELD OPPO TACO
>I NEED FREE LIVVY FEET PICS BLODDY BITCH BASTARD
>>154820514>t. zoomer who thinks zendaya and olivia rodrigo are breathtaking
Kate Upton has big tits
>>154820580>fridge pussywhat does that mean
>>154820562>>154820579she's gotten multiple reddits dedicated to pics of her feet taken down obsessed with the idea of people looking at her feet lmfao
>>154820589But absolutely no hips.
guys it’s time we came together as a subreddit to admit once and for all that slim chickens is better than canes
>>154820603She also has long legs
>>154820599No she’s obsessed with making money off them and you’re too poor to afford them Gupreet lol.
>>154820612Zaxby’s
Umm Skenes bros
>>154820625BUILT
>>154820603She has wide hips. She just has a wide waist too. Anti-hourglass
>>154820625Skenes likes to watch
>>154820625Gross behavior
wouldnt mind kateing my up upton Kate Upton's ton iykwim haha
Kate upton has borne Verlander 2 children so it would seem her hips are working fine
>>154820630I legitimately could never get into her because of this. Just a super boxy body. Her tits aren't enough for me to ignore that
>>154820651What a disgusting act
>Be Rangers>Load bases>Don't score>Lose by 1
>>154820654>I legitimately could never get into her
>>154820666The angels don't have a real closer. This game is very losable for them.
>>154820676Nope. I would prefer a smaller breasted woman with a thin waist and nice hips than a busty one with a boxy body like Kate Upton's.
>>154820583Babe, are we doing Naruto Night? I'll dress up as Sasuke and you can be Hinata.
Padres won btw
>>154820688I love big tits but would agree. A small waist with wide hips is peak fertility
Angels roster is full of nobodies. Not a serious franchise
>>154820697this is pretty cringe but still better than hololive night
MARTE 3 HIT GAME
Can you guys stop posting pretty women? I’m a cubsgirl with body dysmorphia
>>154820697IIIIIIIIII WANT TO BE NINJAAAAAAAAAA
>>154820677You underestimate at how mid the Rangers offense is. They bail out bad pitchers.
gooners will unironically tell you that remy is hotter than Kate Verlander
>berds!
For me it’s Sam Judge
>>154820583Miller has the best intro because it's metal.
>>154820741Who is remy
>>154820735lmao that song is bullshit
Angels won the Peraza trade
>>154820697Not a huge Naruto fan but I'll ask my two brothers if they want to cop these together, they're huge Naruto fans. Didn't know this was a thing, thanks anon! I'll check it out.
I WALK SHIT DOWNSneks win
Pleaae, stop pitching! I'll do anything! I'll fucking suck your dick, please. I'll do anything. You want me to eat shit? I'll eat your fucking shit. I'll eat your fucking shit on live TV!
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>>154820820Gay dane
>>154820716>still better than hololive nightLolwut?
>>154817177pads win lol
