news: Mike Trout
Da Angels win!
Yankees.
The Angels have won a series?Wow GG Rangers
Nick Kurtz
Are we witnessing the best Padre team in recent memory? They may not be flashy but they just win and win and win again.
>>154820857Cool it with the racism.
angels haters got real quiet..
>>154820818
>>154820845Half of Orange County is about to become Chernobyl.
>>154820865>WHY CAN'T WE PLAY SHITTERS LIKE THE ATHLETICS, ROCKIES, MARINERS, AND GIANTS ALL SEASON? REEEEEEEE!!!
>>154820866It's just his name, Nick Kurtz.
Two postponed games today. You guys ready for a Sunday DUBBA DUBBA DOUBLE HEADER?
Yankees
>>154820936Yankcucks aren’t, that’ll be a split admission 4 months from now plus tip
not sure why people get so mad when the padres win
>berds!
gn
>being a gay louis fan
the astros are probably going to win the west
I think the mariners SUCK!!
>>154820977They're also better than the scrubs. Well done asstros!
i like the card's baby blue away jerseys
>scubakek
>>154821000I like you! <3
Mariners lost, but so did A's and Rags.
>>154821040Astros won and are on the rise
Memes aside, what causes this? He was such a fun player to watchAge?
go yankjeets
I, too, think the Mariners suck. Yet I am still cursed to support them.
>>154821111iirc he hurt himself a lot the last two seasons
>>154821005gock sugger :DD
You just know once that tarps off trend hits dodger stadium it's gonna be a bunch of fat mexicans kek
>>154821111he became a vegetarian since he got to L.A.
>>154821260It's all Asians and Whites since Ohtani became a Dodger
>>154820818previous >>154817177
>>154821285What about when they sign Ryback?
>i just can't get my penis inside Kate Upton in a legitimate way
>AI slop bots can’t even conceive of a white doyers or padres fan in those crying vtuber gens uh yea sure it is kek
>>154821081Yordan dies and you have the temerity to say that to the genny?
>scubaWanna be a -- baller, shot callerTwenty inch blades -- on the ImpalaA caller gettin laid tonightSwisher rolled tight, gotta sprayed by IkeI hit the HIIIGHWAY, making money the FLYYYY WAYBut there's got to be a BETT-ER WAYY!A better way, better way, YEAH-AHHHH
>>154821525>temeritywas that on your word of the day calendar today?
>>154821111Hasn’t he sucked since that mystery virus he had last year
Mariners :/
mariners! :)
>>154820865They are gonna flame out so hard later into the season, they're gonna be this year's 2025 Mets
I could go for a less utterly humiliating stretch of baseball
>>154821621my Mets still fucking SUCK
Will Nick Kurtz beat the record?
ohtani is currently on top of all WAR leaderboards. And they said he was washed
>>154822165his war is artificially inflated
>>154822296But enough about it mum lel.
>>154820865In typical Padres fashion they'll wilt and turn to doo doo at the business end of the season like they always do
I'm a Dodgers fan and paprika is too spicy for me.
>>154820865Yeah and they are going to win the divvie
It's raining
kek murakami-sanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EKMw9QP6es
It's too soon to believe that Jordan Walker has turned his career around.But he sure looks more comfortable at the plate. Now if Nolan Gorman could look that comfortable, the Cards would have something.
The Yankees are seven games in the loss column in back of the Rays. Now for some context. The Rays are 14 and 11 against teams that are over .500. The Yankees are 1 and 9 against teams that are over .500. Although the Rays are seven games up on the Yankees, the Rays have played a much harder schedule, playing 15 more games versus teams over .500 than the Yankees have so far.Also, the Yankees payroll is $335 million, while the Rays payroll is $99 million.
>>154823270Maybe the yankees should hire the Ray's gm and just do the same thing but with more money
>>154823270yea… well… erm you’re a tranny and here’s a picture of trump or something
intbboafu,ddhaipfmc
>>154820857
I gotta be filled
the state of florida fucks ya state of new york
>>154823270The difference between smart baseball and yankminican beisbol.
>>154823793The difference between medicine and poison is in the dose
ngl this rain needs to go away it's really killing the vibe for baseball
>The difference between medicine and poison is in the dose
>>154823865either got to deal with rain delays or soulless dome stadiums
>>154823883Their early work was a little too screamo for my tastes, but when On Letting Go came out in '07, I think they really came into their own, sonically and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Cove, but I think Antnony has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
gm
>>154823865The Lord is blessing us with rain to keep the unsavories in check. Have patience, lotta ball games left.
>>154823270This is simply not true.
RECKER ON THE GRID
>>154824023>pitching and catching
>>154824101The sacred and the profane
Suck my dick!!!
>>154824143ok
>>154824143sure why not
>>154824143I could suck a mean cock right now
>>154823270Small ball merchants get filtered in October
>>154824321zamn is this real??
I gawtta have it
>0-6happy sundayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b03Q-mKLBLk
>>154820961>tattoowhy do women do this. I was at dinner the other night and in the table next to me there was a woman who was a bit older but you can tell was an absolute sexo bombshell, but her arms were inked up with the shittiest menagerie of tattoos you could possibly imagine. totally ruined her look.
>>154824420>ywn sit in a circle indian style and listen to mookie croon out negro spirituals
*loses*
>>154824426same reason women used to never get tattoos - herd mentalityif women were all stretching their lips out with plates they would be doing that instead of getting retarded ice cream cones and emojis inked on themselves
>>154824426>Nooo why don't women do what I wantIncel
>>154824506simp
Why are they called pitchers and not bowlers? They're delivering the ball beyond the batsmen.
>>154824519the same reason we call people that post frogs dumb frogposters
>>154824497I've also noticed the really inked up guys tend to look like shit too but it's because they end up getting fat, having beards and not taking care of themselves. I'm starting to think that getting tattoos puts poison into your bloodstream and the more you do it the more it actually affects you negatively in terms of health and personality.
>turn two anon
>The Mets are 7 GB from the third WC spotThey can still turn it around r-right?
>>154824426western women lack femininity
>>154824514Shes a girl
>>154824600ok so her opinion doesn't matter
>>154824596Absolutely not
>>154824426I’m sure she’s missing out on a real prince charming in you kek
Cum sox only 3 games behind the dem cubes.That White Sox lady mind fucked PCA, the cubbies and the whole north side
>>154824633>if you criticize a woman in any way, you must be a losersimp mentality, get over it
America League West is so tight because the teams are so crap.
Good morning /mlb/
>>154824665i think the mariners and athletics will probably pull out of it to some extent.
>>154824665are the A's actually ok this year? I haven't watched them except when they bootyblasted my Mets.
>>154824690good morning
Why is there no mercy rule at the MLB level?
>>154824426you're just a weird little control freak and, I'm sorry to say, for this reason you will never have sexit's over for you; just try not to go shoot up a mosque about it or whatever
>>154824722Gross.
>>154824596it’s not looking good brotherlosing this series to the Fish is a bad signI believe they can get better, but results for other teams would have to start going >our way too, and that’s no way for a team to reliably get to the post season
>>154824749you're a desperate pathetic simp who will do anything and debase yourself for a crumb of pussy you'll never get
>>154824716They are a mixed bag. Usually either win big in one day and lose big another with the occasional choke
>>154824722kek doyercacas
>>154824619incel freak
>>154824749woman on the left is a real beauty who ruined herself because a bunch of jews who hate her told her it was cool.
>>154824830BASED
>>154824789Thats kinda my body type desu
>>154824722Good morning Doyers Chad, I hope Doyers wins again today.
>>154824780holy shit you are seething right nowit's actually really easy to have sex with women if you just act like a fucking normal human being, seriously man stop being an emotional little sperg and you'll get laid I promise
Fool's Gold, the team
>>154824899you're posting pictures of these tattooed women who will never ever talk to you because they know what a pathetic loser with no self-respect you are
>>154820843Suck
>>154820942Suck
>>154824936I only think of that parabolic mic situation last year when I see Bohmthat was very silly
doyerpacos seething kek
>>154824952anon trust me dude, for your own mental health, you need to accept that you live in the real world - not whatever anime you're watching. there are beautiful women out there who will have gladly consent to having sex with you if you can just be *normal*.
>>154824654>>154824780You’re literally frothing at the mouth over some woman who never even looked at you lmao
>>154824769Ya missed. BAU BAU!
>>154824830>daaaaa joos and da tattoooooostop tier incel comedy that
>>154825127learn about who started the tattoo industry in America
>>154825103kys
>>154825031you need some self-respect and some standards man
>>154825103not this time, nigga
let's all calm down and keep it cubs related
>>154825080it's an observation. people make them all the time. you're the one who twists any criticism of a woman into this. think about why you do that.
>>154825103KING TUCKKING JAY88FUCK EM
>>154825145Why, so I can seethe at my computer all day like an impotent little faggot? lol.
>>154825178>self-respect is when I'm an angry virgin who goes into conniptions whenever a pretty girl has tattoos
>>154825274c wizzy would agree with your enemy!
im still mad about rafael palmeiro's 1999 gold glove at first despite only playing 28 games there
Aren’t Jews not allowed to get tattoos or something? You sound like a retard who read some image on /pol/ five years ago that was completely made up. Chinese and Japanese have been tattooing themselves for centuries, it has nothing to do with Jews.
I’ve seen horrors… horrors that you’ve seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that… but you have no right to judge me. It’s impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face… and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn’t see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember… I… I… I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn’t know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized… like I was shot… like I was shot with a diamond… a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God… the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men… trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love… but they had the strength… the strength… to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral… and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling… without passion… without judgment… without judgment. Because it’s judgment that defeats us.
>da joos and da tattoos!!
>>154824716they might have the 2 best hitters in the division in kurtz and langeliers, so it's something.
>>154825324I’m still mad about Mo Vaughn, who only won the 1995 MVP award because Albert Belle was a meanie pants
gm mariners nation>>154821586it's only bigger in texas
>>154825474what in tarnation
>>154825337yes tattoos are haram in judaism
>2% of global population has brownoids of /mlb/ mindbroken againbased
>>154825559weird how they were so involved in the industry here: https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/news/articles/jews-and-tattoos-a-new-york-storyTablet is a Jewish magazine.
>daaaaa jooooos and daaaa tattoooooos
>>154820818weathers is about to bring a category 5 storm to the bronx today
It’s gonna be a rainy day today.Tarp status?
>POV: doyerpacos go tarps off
>>154824247relevance to may / June baseball?relevance to the Yankees own post season run?
>>154824599that dude gets no pussy
Is Trout a hall of famer if he's able to keep up the resurgence for another couple of seasons?
>>154826090tamales gotta be the most disappointing food I’ve ever tried. they really nailed it with tacos though so I can forgive the pacos for that one.
for me its the chalupa
>>154826346trout punched his ticket years ago.
>>154820885It's only like two cities in the blast zone, it definitely fucking sucks for those that live there but Angel Stadium is like 9 miles away from it and probably won't be impacted.
for me it’s fajitas and burritos
kek doyerpacos
is there a doyer taco?
>>154824830>anon finds the 5/10 Asian more attractive than the 8/10 white girl Yellow fever is a disease Why are so many of you like this
>>154826311Rays have a zero percent chance of beating the dodgers in the World Series Yankees have a non zero chance of beating the Dodgers in the World Series
The Blue Jeets game hasn't even had less than 2 batters yet and they already conceded a homer against Livvy Dunne's bf's team.
>>154826780why didnt anyone tell me there was a game on
it's up!>dookie still in the two spot
White Sox won the Luisangel Acuña trade
>>154826760The stankees lost a series to the mest and split a series with the blowgays lmao. They’re frauds.
>>154826729I mean the one on the right is hotter but they're both beautiful.
>>1548267298/10? naw shes just suppleface looks like shes coming down from an allergic reaction
>>154826936>caring about baseball before memorial day
>>154826803Its only the Blue Jays on rn so nothing really and in 5 minutes times it'll be Tigers @ Orioles.
pop the champagne berd bros
Yankees won the 2026 trade deadline
stankees series wins: >gayants>memeiners>marlels >roylels>bombston>pooston>rags>glorioles>rags again Name a bigger fraud in the big 2020+6, (you can’t do it btw).
It's O time
O NEIL CRUZ BOMB
>>154827169>fewest games against teams with winning record (10) >worst record against teams with winning record (1-9)Yankees as of now are total frauds.
Are we ready for Ryan Weathers’ perfect game?
>shitlan greaseWhat a shitter
>>154827257Are you ready for this dick?
thinking about getting MLB The Show so I can play a good Mets team, how is it this year?
Why are the Yankees too afraid to play the rays in a double header today?
>>154827325because they can do a (((split admission doubleheader))) in September
>>154827345They can do a split admission double header, whenever they want to today included
be careful out there today. its an absolute minefield of slurpers
Cease has no velo KWAB
LMAOOOO
>>154823338That is what they’re doing
>>154826920Many are saying this.
Are we ready for Ryan Weathers’ perfect game??
Are we ready for Ryan Weathers' perfect game?
>>154827949>Weathers’ perfectlooks like it's raining a bit actually
>they weren't ready for Ryan Weathers' perfect game
>>154820818pretty girl
>junior FAGinero Why even challenge Ryan Weathers’ perfect pitch?
a CAMINEROEAN failed ABS challenge
3 UP 3 DOWN FOR RYAN WEATHERS' PERFECT GAME
>>154826920They also won the Tatis trade too
À JUDGIAN WALK
a JUDGIAN WALK
Im at the phillies game
BELLI BOMB
A BELLINGERIAN 421 FT BLAST
YANKEES WON THE 2025 OFFSEASON
>kyle cucker>juan shitto
BELLI BOMBS AWAY
>one stankees fan talking to himselfgreat Sunday morning thread
>it was it was it was
>tampon gay>burning all your challenges in the second inning of a nine inning ballgame AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
a WEATHERNIAN strikeout
Small ball merchants BTFO
>chandler faggotsonSTUPID FAGGOT
>black guy named Chandler
chill fella
Rays ducked that taco all the way back to September
Cedric FAGGOT kek
YOU KNOW THE RAYS' PROBLEM? TOO MANY DARKIES
>cedric faggot>hitting for powerAND OTHER BEDTIME STORIES
FAGays KEK!!!
>tampon gay
Luck merchants dont win in October
>who fagmussen
>tarpon gays>fielding
RYMACK
À RYMACKIAN BASEHIT
>luck merchants doing anything meaningful in the clutch months
luck merchants don’t win in October
what do luck merchants actually do in october besides get BOUNCED by superior YANKGER cock?
The fuck is this schizo thread
The À.L. brewers don’t have the DEPTH for a 7 game series against the Yankees
>>154828801What if it's 2023 and the World Series is between two luck merchants?
>>154828801fucks a luck merchant
>luck merchants when they can't spam 3 pitchers and bunts in October
Why can’t luck merchants just win in October?
>>154828844>best offense(s) of the 2023 season>luck
>>154828867whole lotta yapping for a 2nd place team!
>>154828844>luck HOW MANY BUNT RBIs did COREY SEAGER HIT
>>154827949 >>154828000 >>154828015 >>154828032>>154828055 >>154828087mental asylum
>luck merchants when they can't abuse the system to edge out a 2-game series split
luckydoo ‘em!
>>154828755Nigga the game doesn’t start for another 15 minutes
LUCK MERCHANTS DON'T HAVE THE DEPTH FOR A 7-GAME SERIES
can we get a nu and leave this faggot here by himself
>luck merchants in october*eliminated*
>luck merchants in April/May
When was the last time luck merchants won anything in October?
kek luck merchants think they stand a chance against the 7-headed monster of the CS/WS kekaroo
>luck merchants racking up meaningless April winsWe do not care!
luckydoo 'em!
get this guy outta here
Everything the Rays do that seem intentional is luck
>luck merchants don't have to play until September
Luck merchants can’t lose the season series u fil the clutch monthsKek even manfred knows the luck will run out
>Luck merchants will run out of luck by September therefore the rest of the series has been moved to that datekek no mickey mouse pass for the lucky rays
luck/9Luck+
for me it’s wLuck+
stinkee schizo unironically bought a pass kek
Luckydoos in October:
THE ORLANDO MICKEY MOUSE LUCKY RAYS
>LICKYDOOS WHEN THEY HAVE BEEN PURCHASE BY THE WALT DISNEY CORPORATIONKek
Early Doyers starts soon
Chandler Chimpson will retire ringless on the Orlando Rays (co-owned and operated by Disney World)
THE JACKSONVILLE RAYS
luckydoos kek
The NEW YORK LUCKEES in October
MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR STAFF SGT HERNANDEZ WHO FOUGHT IN THE SIEGE OF FALLUJAH
Can't tell who is worse chikaner or this stankees poster
>>154829335yankees jerseys with names on them automatically identify somebody as a nonfan imo
The last time the Rays won a World Series was the last time the Mariners had a world series appearance kek
I've never felt the touch of a woman before
*ahem*
>>154829395Chikaner doesn't know ball and race baits. The Yankschizo is actually on topic
>>154829395it's easy to filter the stankees poster
THE MOBILE RAYS
Why are they kneeling? Its not time to pray Blue Jeets its time to win
I'm gay, go yanks!
TICK TOCK RAYSTHE LUCK IS RUNNING OUTTHE LUCK IS DYING OUT
Yandy FAGGet kekWhat GROWN MAN is named Yandy
ARE WE READY FOR THE RAYS' BABIP LUCK TO RUN OUT?
In other news, he has a very kissable mouth
Kevin Cash when Drew Rasmussen is throwing a no hitter in the 5th inning against the Yankees in the LCS
Now this is a hunk of man meat I would love to taste
BABIP NIGGAS AINT MAKING IT IN THE CLUTCH MONTHS
I love these new unis
>>154829445Unfortunately the jannies don't seem to care about the spammer.
>BABIP NIGGAS>POPPING UP KN THE FIRST PITCHARE WE READY FOR RYAN WEATHERS’ PERFECT GAME ?
>>154829454>Blue Jeets
This Yankees team is the best Yankees team of the last thirty years, you guys
BABIP LUCKY ALABAMA RAYS ALREADY BURNED A CHALLENGE IN LOW LEVERAGE KEK
>>154829430Yogi Berra has more rings than your entire beta franchise
Little girls in tights ^_^
>BABIP LUCKYDOOSTime to go on a 12-game losing streak kek
Go Yankees!
wait the Jankees game just fucking started???? and this schizo has been posting like this for an hour already?????
WE CAN ALL THANK THE YANKEES FOR BUCK BREAKING THE JACKSONVILLE RAYS ONCE THEY CATCH UP TO THE LEAGUE IN THE LOSS COLUMN
À CAMINEROAN LUCKYDOO BABIP DRIZZLER UP THE MIDDLE
Smart baseball mindbroke the yankminican
a LUCKYDOOAN POPUP
À RYAN WEATHERS IMMACULATE 2 K INNING FOR THE BABIPYDOOS
Fun fact::I fapped to this pic several times back in 2022
>'''SMART BASEBALL'''>WORKING IN OCTOBER
Still waiting for my meds to kick inBut who caresLET'S GO YANKEES!
WHY CANT THE TAMPON GAYS HIT ANYMORE?
dumb baseball kek
I don't really know what an immaculate inning is, actually
mouthbreather baseball kek
People are blocking me on my teams subreddit
Retard baseball kek
>Yankminican schizo accounts for 1/3rd of the postskek
The yankees are such a fucking stupid moronic team holy shitI can't believe I waste my time and energy on this crapshit franchise
RYAN WEATHERS IS ON PACE TO ACHIEVE 19 STRIKEOUTS
At the game with my husband, by the way
FAGGOT RAYS HAVE NO MORE CHALLENGES KEK “””smart”””
AND I'M ON PACE TO SUCK 19 DICKS
A JUDGIAN GAPSHOT LINEDRIVELUCKYDOOS SEETHING
LUCKYDOOS TIME IS RUNNING OUT
THE RAYS ARE 14-11 VERSUS TEAMS OVER .500, AND MY YANKEES ARE 1-9 VERSUS TEAMS OVER .500 AND STILL SEVEN GAMES BEHIND THE RAYS EVEN THOUGH WE PLAYED A MUCH SOFTER SCHEDULE, BUT WE GOT THIS
I almost thought we were turning a corner, but we're about to get swept in Miami. I really hate the Marlins.
>faggetskek
LUCKYDOOS ARE DRYING UP
STAQRT THE CUBBIE GAME FFS
Doesn’t work in October Tampon Gay Gays
YANKEES ARE LIKE DRUNKS ON THE BASES BUT I LOVE THEM DRUNKS
WHAT WILL BE THE GAYS' NEW SCHTICK IN OCTOBER WHEN THEIR LUCK RUNS OUT? PULL THE ACE in 5 INNINGS?
SOMEBODY PLEASE FUCK MY ASSOH WAIT, THE YANKEES ARE ALREADY DOING THAT
BY THE WAY, YOU HAVE NOT LIVED UNTIL YOU'VE HAD A RAYS FAN CUM IN YOUR ASS
THE TORONTO LUCKYDOOS HAVE PUT THEIR NEW ACE CEASE ON THE IL and VLADDY HAS EXITED AS WELL AHAHAHAHA
>>154829860They need Bichette to hit simple as
>Dylan cease injured >Vladdy injured AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH LUCK MERCHANTS BTFO
LOOK AT ME AND MY INSECURITIES AS MY $338 MILLION DOLLAR YANKEES PLAY THE $99 MILLION DOLLAR RAYS WHO ARE SEVEN GAMES UP IN FIRST PLACE
>be luck merchants>luck runs out>everyone dies
WHY CANT THE TORONTO SANJAYS SIMPLY PAY À GOOD NON-JEET MEDICAL STAFF TO KEEP THEM HEALTHY?
>>154829974Everyone except Soto needs to drive the ball more. We don't hit for extra bases, not many HR's, not many doubles or triples. We hit too many balls on the ground that just turn into ground outs. Even when we get a runner on, we just hit into double plays.
>>154829860I hate you too
>red sux>RISP
ANOTHER IMMACULATE INNING FOR RYAN WEATHERSWHAT HAPPENED TO THE ALABAMA RAYS?
What is it?
IF WE ARE BEING QUITE HONEST, THE YANKEES CANT FIELD, CANT RUN THE BASES, HAVE HORRENDOUS FUNDAMENTALS, BUT THEY HIT HRS FOR BIG DICK ENERGY AND NOTHING IS BETTER THAN BIG DICK
>$338 MILLIONACTIVE PAYROLL IS ONLY 238 MILLION
>>154830076vax status?
>>154830076AIDS, obviously
my boy messick is going to gape the philthies
>>154830076partied too hard
sex with kirsten
THE YANKEES ARE A HIGH IQ BALLCLUB ONLY SPENDING AROUND $238 MILLION DOLLARS ON THE ACTIVE ROSTER YET MAINTAINING THE BEST RECORD IN THE A.L.IMAGINE IF THEY SPENT TORONTO MONEYIMAGINE IF THEY SPENT DODGER MONEY
DA JANKEES LOSEDAAAAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE!
THE ORLANDO RAYS ARE DONE BATTING0 HITS THROUGH THE NEXT 7 INNINGS
>>154830122is she black?
My Jaysies :(
>>154830094and the Rays active payroll is 67 millionbut the Yankees trail the Rays by seven gamesRays have played 15 more games vs teams over .500, 14-11Yankees are 1-9 vs teams over .500top kek
>>154830129>IMAGINE IF THEY SPENT TORONTO MONEY>IMAGINE IF THEY SPENT DODGER MONEYThen i guess they would have 40 wins
>>154830156AHAHAHAHAHHAHAGOD PUNISHES LUCK MERCHANTS
>>154830188Doesn't work in october
>>154830188À TEAM WITH À $25 MILLION DOLLAR PAYROLL ISNT WINNING ANYTHING IN OCTOBER
Will Dookie Shitts break out of his slump?
JAZZ SWAG .500 BATTING AVERAGE
>>154830129>BEST RECORD IN THE A.L.why is it that the spammers are always of the low-IQ variety?
SWAGGY C
A JAZZED STOLEN BASE
Somebody help this retard at the Red Sox game put on his poncho.
>LUCK MERCHANTS WHEN THEY START TO GET UNLUCKY KEK NICE DROPPED BALL FAGGOT
chis jazzolm
>>154830242nah that old fuck is done
>junior caminero>fielding anything cleanlyTHE RAYS HAVE a DH PLAYING 3B
THIS YANKEES TEAM IS BASEBALLS NEXT DYNASTY
cabby taggy
>luck merchants applying the tag using the force kek this ain’t happening in the clutch months
HAVE ANY OF YOU SCRATCHED YOUR BUTTHOLE AND SNIFFED? I RECOMMEND IT SOMETIMES
Luck Merchants aren't beating the allegations
smart baseballbros....
>luck merchants picked offkek its drying up
god I fucking hate Yankees fans fuck off
Luck merchants can’t even run the bases anymoreDisney world made the callThe magic is expiring
Yankees have just passed the Royals for the most pick offs in baseballGet rekt luckydoos
the Yankees are the most fundamentally sound team in baseball
>>154830380>yankees fan talks about the clutch months>yankees got bitch slapped in national television in the clutch months for the last twenty five years
>luckydoos thought they were gonna babip and steal basesSHUT DOWN BY RYAN WEATHERS' PERFECT GAME
>>154830558>national television in the clutch monthsyou mean, such as this web gem?
À DOUBLE PLAYLUCK MERCHANTS BTFO
>lazy flyball by ShittsDodgers announcers - "Hey thats progress I guess"
Luckydoos kek
A LOW PAYROLLIAN DOUBLE PLAY
Why is the Sunday night game Rags v Anals
>>154830585>gaysYes we know the luck merchants cheated by pouring artificial dirt in the outfield SURELY THAT TEAM WON THE WORLD SERIES AND IS CURRENTLY LEADING THE DIVISION
>>154830494You're mad at Jeff Hoffman not us we forgive you
Tucker is finally playing up to his contract. Move him up. Move dookie down
ITFCB
>troonrontokek they lost vladdy for the season now too kek
>>154830661tuck 'em
‘Member when TAMPON GAY had the best pitching due to LUCK?
ITFC….forget it…they’re gonna lose again….
the chicago baby bears
CUB LUCK MERCHANTS RAN OUT OF LUCK
julio btw
THE GARY LUCKY BEARS
mariner LUCK MERCHANTS ran out of luck
sit the FUCK down pussy ass bitch!
a GRISHIAN INFIELD LUCKY SINGLE
sit the FUCK down!!!
How is the tigers bullpen?
attainning shonizzy
>luck merchants transferring all their luck to the soul-crushing Homer teamoh non ono non on onono no no
8. MCMAHON .185 AVG9. WELLS .168 AVG1. GRISHAM .191 AVGTHE BEST IS YET TO COME, AND SO AM I
How you like me now LUCK MERCHANTS?
>fudge
A JUDGIAN SLUMPTHE LONGEST SLUMP OF HIS CAREER BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN HIS WINDOW IS CLOSING
the state of the AL that the jays, with a quarter of a team left is still in the wildcard**for now
ALERT: tigs might win a game
>>154830835holy kekthe yankees truly suck ass
>stankee tantrum>damn they must be raping the rays>0-0epic
Imagine actually going to Fengay rooting for the red sux in 2026
unlucky petey that ball was crushed just our luck sigh sob kek
>>154830932>stankee tantrum>damn they must be raping the rays>seven games behind the rays in the standingsepic
8. MCMAHON 1.000 DEFENSIVE RUNS SAVED9. WELLS .3331. GRISHAM .666MAY 22 AGAINST THE RAYS
>standings LUCKkek doesn’t work in October
ump is making the broors booth seethe lol
I CAN HAZ ACTUALLY WATCHABLE BAYBAW PL0X PL0X PL0X
Do the Rays teach luck or do they draft for it?
I can't believe some random female exposed this whole cubs team
RAYS ARE NOT WINNING A SINGLE GAME IN THE POSTSEASON
SMALL BALL MERCHANTS OCTOBER STATUS?
>>154831008>kek doesn’t work in Octoberjust like fudge
>>154831030absolute legend
The rays have the same amount of World Series rings as the mariners have World Series appearances
>>154830982Imagine winning four world series in the last twenty yearshow many have the Yankees won since the 2000 season?
attaboy buschie
bros???
>>154831045.600 BATTING AVERAGE LAST OCTOBER BTW
pedestrian swing by kimmy boy
>>154830276i feel like this nigga plays the wrong sport. he likes to showboat and chimp out and that's just not how we do things in the good old /mlb/
>>154831080Yogi Berra has more rings than your whole beta franchise
>doesn’t work in Octoberkek just like the blue jays bullpen
>>1548310802004 was 30 years ago
>>154831085Weed is for fags
>>154831110grats on winning a game!
vgh
>doesn’t work in Octoberkek just like the blow gays blowpen
Yankees helped the Dodgers win the 2026 World Series by exposing the blow gays blowpen
>>154831121I physically only remember 1 of your 27 championships
>>154831177Contrary to red sux bandwagon belief, Baseball existed before 2004
>doesn’t work in OctoberLolmaokekaroo just like the blow gays blowpen
>RISPtani
>>154831135grats on getting AURA MOGGED by a foul pole homer greater than your entire WS run kek
Julio did something, that will be the only scoring for the M's today.
>>154831085DUDEWEEDLMAO
>>1548311942004 was the first baseball season I was old enough to remember, coincidentally
>going to have to deal with sosa at 1st nowthis sport is for fags really how is this fucking fair
wat the fvk...
19961998199920002009KISS EM
Well atleast they’re working up the brewers pitcher
Colt double!
>>154831265THROW MORE MONEY AT USELESS FAGGOTS LIKE KODY PONCE AND DYLAN CEASE, AND MAYBE YOU'LL REACH THE YANKEES KEK
For me, it’s a simple can of Coke Zero
FAT FAGGOT SHOULDVE STUCK TO À ROUTINE NOW HES DEAD WEIGHT KEK
Jake ‘em
>>154831153what does it say in the corner there, its too blurry>TOR LEADS 2-0leads who?
YANKEES HAVE THE MOST RINGSYANKEES HAVE THE BIGGEST PLAYERSYANKEES HAVE THE BIGGEST DICKSYANKEES HAVE THE BEST PITCHING STAFF SINCE THE 2019 ASTROSYANKEES HAVE THE BEST NON-LUCKY RECORD IN THE A.L.YANKEES HAVE THE HIGHEST CHANCE OF BEATING THE DODGERS IN THE WORLD SERIES OF ALL THE A.L. TEAMS
>lateYams on the mound! YAMS ON THE MOUND!
YANKEES HAVE THE MOST RINGSYANKEES HAVE THE BIGGEST PLAYERSYANKEES HAVE THE BIGGEST DICKSYANKEES HAVE THE BEST PITCHING STAFF SINCE THE 2019 ASTROSYANKEES HAVE THE BEST NON-LUCKY RECORD IN THE A.L.YANKEES HAVE THE HIGHEST CHANCE OF BEATING THE DODGERS IN THE WORLD SERIES OF ALL THE A.L. TEAMSFactNVKE.jpg
>>154831349>>154831311>>154831299Spamming on a Sunday instead of going to church is bad for you
>1-9 vs teams over .500
/mlb/ is going to seethe so badly when the Yankees get 1 reliever at the deadline and win the World Series
>YANKEES HAVE THE BEST PITCHING STAFF SINCE THE 2019 ASTROSSINCE THE 2003 YANKEES WHI HAD CLEMENS, PETTITTE, WELLS, AND MUSSINA
>>154831474>loses to the marlins
I don’t understand this schizos persona
aTTaboy pedo!
Gerrit Cole / Roger ClemensMax Fried / Andy PettitteCarlos Rodón / Mike MussinaCam Schlittler / David WellsWill Warren / Jeff Weaver
yariel masterclass god i love injuries
>>154831527He's one of the worst posters ive seen on this site.
THE 2026 YANKEES ARE DEEPER THAN THE 2009 YANKEES AND HAVE THE ROTATION OF THE 2003 YANKEESITS OVER, HAND THEM THE TROPHY ALREADY
the milwaukee hebrews
>>154831567INSTEAD OF PAYING A FAT ASS $300 MILLIONGIVE IT TO 20 GOOD DOCTORS STUPID FAGOTS
>>154831571the only south african I've ever met was in milwaukee and he thought lake michigan was the ocean kek what a retard
ARE YOU READY FOR RYAN WEATHERS' COMPLETE GAME SHUTOUT?
>>154831552kek after they make weathers à set up man no team will hit the Yankees
>MLB would rather a middle aged shirtless men with dad bods on the upper deck over pic related
>it's a yawnkees schizo makes the genny unusable for two hours thread
RYAN WEATHERS DAD PITCHED TO À 0.82 ERA IN THE 1996 POSTSEASONLIKE FATHER LIKE SON
man this game is a sluuuuuuuuurrrrrper
>>154831645Correct.
>>154831645Baseball games are family events it's not safe to invite a bunch of pedophiles around kids
YANKEES RUN CHICAGO FROM 290 BACK TO OVER EASTFROM STATE TO LAKE
>>154831705bold claim
YANKEES RUN THE MIDWEST AND FLORIDA
LMAO they're really about to give Yamamoto zero run support vs a 5.48 ERA pitcher
yes its still 0-0 btw
>>154831745>he doubts the sproat goatBIG mistake pal
nu (thank god)>>154831754>>154831754>>154831754
the baby bombers
BREWERS WON THE SPROAT TRADE
Buschie blast
