Carolina (1) vs Montreal (1) - 1st Period >>154805703
bud1
bussi
hi guys
>>154815896Randy sucks
Thats why you dont go for a michigan
>0% save rate
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
the shithawks are circling the shitticane. will rob survive another failed season?
damn, canes already back to playing on their heels
>c2rolina
you can really feel an uneasy tension in the crowd, they know another choke is about to happen.
fuck them frogs
>>154815896there's no toilet paper in that bathroom
too many Carrier
>Either the Habs or Marner will win a cup this year.>laffs
Anderson scored on Andersen...
SCAAAAARRRRRR!!!!
PING
>0%
Not used to seeing so many colored people
DEMIGODDDDDDDDDD
>>154815921Why didn't he start?
>Je vois le palet.
This season of playoffs will only redeem itself if it's Habstroons vs Vegass in the final with Marner winning it in game 7 OT.
>0.00% SV
>dominate the period, only allowing one shot>it doesn't matter because your goalie is a sieveHoly grim.
when did the nhl become so zesty?
>>154816002trb's save % against bud
second time (?) the habs have scored on their first shot in this playoff run.i think everyone has been seriously underestimating them, and really looks like we were all wrong about whos going to SCF.
>>154815928EAT COCK RANDY
>>154816003a sieve would have stopped the puckdumb analogy
They need to play slower this is too chaotic
>>154816005More estrogen in tap water every year
Imagine winning with only 9 shots
>>154816005Sports has always been zesty.
>>154816018they couldve scored a couple time on the first shot if they didnt muffle them lol
>1-0 with a prime opportunity to score>pull of some faggy numale move that is easily saved>game is quickly tied 1-1svechnitard
>>154815996bussi wasn't loose
>>154815988stay strong, jagr
Rod if your reading this if you pull your goalie you can get at least 20% more shots without even changing even changing your SA%
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>>15481604470% of the time it works every time
>R2ndy
>>154816005sports have always been gayzoomers just don't know it's supposed to state in the locker room
>>154816047t. bud after the events of 04/17/22
>>154816005More zoomers have entered the league
Retarded penalty by Guhle
>>154816034We don't have to :)
struble, you big dummy
>pooble
weak call
Suce mon pénis pédé
really cute that the habs think they have a chance against the knights
>>154816078There's nothing gay about shower bud sex
Of course the darkest Habs player gets their first penalty
>>154816028one of the announcers said it last game: carolina is "too horny" coming back from a near 2 week break. fast and chaotic is definitely going to work more in montreal's favour.
>>154816101West is the fraud division
>>154816090imagine if that was dach... he would have thrown him through the boards.
>>154816104>>154816082>>154816078There are no openly gay NHL players
>both natural disaster teams are a disaster
>>154816054Rod can't read
>>154816104t. trb after too many military "hazing rituals" in the showers (he was fully willing)
>AI players with AI names
im not worried, dobes has this
>>154816104Someone has to be gay in that situation so the other party can claim >power dynamics
>>154815939Remember when Maurice cucked Rod out of the handshake line last year
/hoc/ pro scouts were ready to give the stan lee to THIS??
>>154816120the east is absolute trash. the three best teams were avs, wild and stars.
>>154816121svechnikov is a lucky man
>>154816125Crosby?
Rod cant even stand still he's rocking back and forth
AHEM GO HABS GO GO HABS GO GO HABS GO GO HABS GO GO HABS GO GO HABS GO GO HABS GO TAKE THE GREATEST SHIT EVER CLOG THAT TOILET FULLY BURST THE PIPES AND LEAVE A SMELL SO AWFUL BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS AMERICAN HOCKEY TEAMS OUSIDE OF THE NORTH EAST ARE A FUCKING JOKE THERE SHOULD BE NO TEAMS IN THE SOUTH WHERE THERE IS NO FUCKING WINTER OR SNOW FUCK THE NHL FOR SHOVING IN SO MANY WORTHLESS AMERICAN MEME TEAMS ESPECIALLY VEGAS WHICH IS A SHITHOLE EVERYONE WITH A BRAIN KNOWS YOU GAMBLE IN MACAU WHERE THEY DO NOT THROW YOU OUT CLAIMING YOU ARE CHEATING OR COUNTING CARDS BECAUSE YOU WON 20% OF YOUR MONEY BACK GO HABS GO GO HABS GO GO HABS GO GO HABS GO GO HABS GO GO HABS GO GO HABS GO GO HABS GO GO HABS GO GO HABS GO GO HABS GO THE CUP IS OURS THIS YEAR BABY
>12.8% pp
>>154816158Cope Crosby is an eunuch
but trannypuck said the randys were massive favorites?
>>154816142>Someone has to be gay in that situationtrb
>>154816150too much ketchup >:(
>>154816150>All three were frauds picking on lesser teams in the west. Vegas in 4.
>>154816150Then why did they lose looser?
>tries a michigan>takes a penalty while on the ppSvechnikov seems like a bit of a retard
There is more Habs red in the crowd than Hurricanes red.
>>154816144have you seen the /hoc/ bracket challenge? we don't have many experts
>>154816188What is that supposed to mean >>154816195Vegass barely squeezed in the worst division in the NHL
>>154815927Hi
ha ha
the habs are dogshit but they're downright bullying the pathetic canes offensecombine that with the sieve on net for carolina they're fucked
SCAAAAAAAARRRRR 2-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>he drills him from behindcommentator-kun pls
>do jack shit on the PP>end it by taking a penaltyAmazing.
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>154816203why's he chewing gum?
>>154816215No one in Carolina gives a shart
>>154816215there's gonna be more Hurricanes red on the ice at the end of this :3
is 1 goal on 2 shots good
how come shitbes didnt get called for his single leg takedown?
>>154816262the hasb special
There's too much refpuck
>/hoc/>Friendship is Magic
>>154816245it's a package deal with kicking ass
>>154816251Yes, the Habs will ritual kill one of the Randys when they win Why are these niggas slipping and sliding all over the ice, is it already over 100 in Raleigh
Vegas in 3.
>Jarpiss
>>154816271you lost to bud
>>154816262it's 50%
>worst than stuart skinner
montreal pp sucks
>canes face resistance for the first time in the playoffs>immediately start shitting the bed
There isn't enough talent for 32 teams. Reduce the league to 24 teams
>>154816245why are you chewing cocks?
>>154816286Yes because Vegass they will be disqualified from the SCF, allowing my Habs to win in 3
retardfiesta
>>154816301dis nibba sucks cocks
>>154816262Are 9 shots in a game enough?
>>154816300Gary hears you, and wants to add 4 more teams
>>154816300>move 8 teams to a second tier>add another 8 teams from expansion cities>NHL2 is born
>>154816221Nobody cares about who won the regular season bro. Those central teams don't have the makings of a playoff team. They fold under pressure, mental midgets.
Nobody thinks Gretzky is interesting
whoever wins this is getting swept by vegas LOL
Jarvis and Aho are both shit.
Going to Universal Studios will change the course of your life for the low price of $300
Lets be honest here, did Carolina really think they are going to win with a former Leaf goaler???
Flames would bootyblast these teams
>>154816337
>>154816245he's an anti-dentite
>>154816300>There isn't enough talent for 32 teams. Reduce the league to 6 teamsi agree
>>154816337I do
>>154816363Flames? like from calgary? like the calgary flames from alberta? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154816363R U L EUEL
AtlanticPacificPOWER GAPCentralPOWER GAPA paper bag of dogshit on firePOWER GAPMetro
>>154816369excellent post
>>154816337Sad
Is it normal for a team that shoot as little as the habs to score on the shots they get to this extent?
Fringe playoff teams from the west like the Sharks would sweep every east playoff team without a sweat.
How much time do I have between periods? I want to use my massage chair
i wonder who we'll complain about once gary dies in office at the age of 103
im not feeling it
>>154816387Pacific and Central are metro tier
>>154816379The Flames are the current dynasty retard
>>>154815113What did he know
>>154816401I wish they had made it so we could have seen playoff celebrini
Raleigh sucks, it’s just a giant suburb, there’s literally nothing around the Lenovo center except subdivisions and gas stations
>>154816401shorks lost the draft to the laffs. they couldnt handle the east.
>>154816426How's the barbecue?
imagine how many indians you could fit in raleigh. the diversity, the taco stands, the bodegas. we could transform the entire area into little india.
>>154816401true
>>154816404Gary II. His consciousness uploaded into a super computer so that he can forever guard the Stanley Cup from C*nadians. Bless papa Gary.
>>154816416i mean this and canes scoring within the first 3 minutes are a sure thing
>worstern conference
>>154816407Just sew my mouth directly to that cunt, please and thank you
>ron admits to having phone full of photos of mens legswhat a faggot
>when she sees it
>>154816452He's already chosen an intern to use as a vessel
>>154816483Gay
>>154816404They will keep an AI version of him
>>154816483This is the exact type of gayness I expect from the french.
>>154816477what's gay about bodybuilding?
>>154816453My thesis was just that a 41 year old goalie will break down as the playoffs go on and their backups are questionable. Dobeschchhcsh is really good on the other side and Habs give up a lot of shots but not a lot of good chances.
The Hurricanes should’ve been in Greenville, SC, the success of the Swamp Rabbits shows they can support an NHL franchise
>>154816483mirin' hard what's his routine?
>>154816442Shit, nothing good in Raleigh
>>154816502I bet you can't bench 2pl8, dyel
>>154816540Why is everyone moving to your state what are you hiding? Low taxes? Are houses cheap?
>>1548165354x Seinfeld episodes each day
>>154816540Sad!
>>154816508By that time, we should have physically tactile holograms available for purchase for the ultra-wealthy>so, good news, everyone who wants a hologram fuckdoll that you don't have to clean, presumably
>>154816442that's not me but i'm just about to go there kwab im gonna miss 2/3 of the game go knights
GO HABS GO SWEEP ALL GAMESGO HABS GO FLUSH THIS MEME TEAM DOWN THERE OWN SHITTERGO HABS GO THE CUP BELONGS IN CANADA AND NOT THE FUCKING SOUTH OF AMERICAGO HABS GO VEGAS IS THE WORST MEME TEAM IN NHL HISTORY ITS BEYOND A DYING SHITTYGO HABS GO GO HABS GO GO HABS GO DEATH THE (((ANGLOS*)))
wtf the game started at 5? and not 6 like every other time? wtf is gary doing i missed the first
>>154816554I’m not from NC so I don’t know why, they get a lot of libtards though, SC gets more conservative transplants though
>>154816554Combination of both of those two. I hate it
UH OH, PINGUESUHOH
sup chat ilysm
>>154816578The game start at 7 what are you talking about
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>154816596ILY2 bud :)
>nbarigged>ufcrigged>boxingrigged>baseballrigged>divegrassgiga rigged>handeggomega rigged>hockeymy gary would never rig it.
>>154816578It started at 7 retard
>>154816629My Gary would.
ROD THE (GREEK GOD) BOD
>fake scaaarposting during intermissionRetard.
>>154816635im albertan
So sleepy, I need that wake up juice again
>>154816629I will always believe Gary
i have more grey hair than rod and i'm 31
>>154816653but you won't be able to fall asleep
>>154816666>>154816666>>154816666>>154816666
The players are allowed cocaine doses now?
>>154816647I know and even referenced it
shoulda been my sabres :(
I also had 2 shots
Fake SCAR posters are nasty people quite frankly, bad people we need to go after them.
>>154816653
>>154816682how do you think russians made the nhl in the first place
>>154816666checked >what /hoc/ posting does to a mf
>>154816672I’m counting on 3OT tonight
>stick in dobes skatekek wtf
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>>154816666Sad!
scar posters need to be given a life sentence of being an islanders fan
dach dach goose
>>154816704I thought it was because they sucked the right KGB dicks
>>154816738That's why I only trust Finns
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>Avs losing>Habs might actually winWtf, everything's the opposite of what /hoc/ predicted last week
burning dog poo and the human response
>the treefort of Muskegon
SCAR CANES!
I have a micropenis
>>154816709Oh god no. I have a pancake breakfast tomorrow
RIP tim potty
>>154816666Sorry Satan
SHOOTTHEPUCK
>>154816771>trb blogposting again
>>154816771Sir, this is a Wendy's * light applause *
only shit games on tonight
>>154816771I'm just small :(
I'd say someone should tell the Canadiens you need to actually take shots to win, but they already showed that isn't true
*comes back from tim hortons* ok which one of you guys got the double double?
>>154816793I'll text it to the team groupchat
just how fucking terrible were the senators and flyers?
dwayne jetski haha I finally get it now
>>154816672I'll just have more tomorrow
WE WANT FLORIDA CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
canes are doomed
this is actually a good tactic to get the goalie off his game
>>154816814Sens really sucked
>>154816794Quebec Timmy Hos are a parallel world to Canadian Singh Hortons
>>154816793The key to winning is getting pucks in deep
>>154816814neither team belonged in the playoffs
>>154816752You also forgot that /hoc/ went from hating on Marner and Vegass to completely rallying behind them because Sharter Fart winning would piss off the left
>>154816787I'd listen, and that's what no one did...
MAKE SOME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOISE
Nobody likes a pho paux
>>154816857Vegas has become /hoc/'s team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj-pYPiAR18
>>154816864english please
My Sensies mentioned :)
we want the kwab>we want the kwabwe want the kwab>we want the kwabwe want the kwab>we want the kwab
>>154816867I just want laffs and Em fags to seethe
>>154816814Flyers should have won a couple games, they hit a ton of posts and if their power play was even mediocre it would have been 2-2 after 4 games.
pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase scoooooooooooooore
>>154816857>piss of the laffsFixed that for you
>>154816846_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
gary im bored
>>154816666I'm 32 and have about 25% salt&pepper on the sides. The grey hit fast and hard, like at 30 I had 100% colourCurrently looking into GHK-cu shots to cope or at least slow it down, but I dont think there's much to do about it bud
>>154816771i am wearing a shirt and pants i bought from costco last weekend
>>154816883good choice, pekka
LET NIKISHIN SHOOT THE PUCK!
>>154816902Hope it's comfy bro
I got the puck too far deep
>>gary im bored
>>154816892One of the interns will respond your query shortly
it's astounding to me that gary bettman would allow serial rapist and necrophiliac carter hart to play in his beloved league.
>>154816857this general is literally just a place to shitpost about the laffs whats so hard to understand about that?
SCAAAAAAARRRR!!!
>>154816926you got dumped and chased?
Bros im starting to think the ice at lenovo centre is complete garbage
>honk...honk...hooooooonkkek
>>154816902I bought a jacket from Costco and one time in a store a downie was wearing the same one and he was staring at me with his tongue hanging out
>>154816902you've let go of your ego and begun your spiritual journey
SCAAAAAAAAAAR
uh oh Fort Wayneuh oh
>>154816948how? ice is ice. water molecules don't behave differently depending on location t. custodial engineer
>>154816953all I want to be in life is the man in control of the honk
>>154816941the guy just wanted some pizza...
>>154816919comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>154816941He never punished Patty Kane
thanks gary
>scorefull draw in Kansas City
>>154816857while I might find Sharter winning a Stan Lee icky the thought of Torts pulling a rabbit out of his hat given the media seethe combined with Marner getting a cup causing laff suicides it would be worth it
Monty would never do thar
my syracuse men's lacrosse got absolutely smoked today
>Dobes finally gets called on his bullshitTook you fucks long enough
Dobes was asking for that all night
ahahaha what a moron goalie
>>154816983Keep Yourself Safe
>>154816947Just dumped, no chase
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT DEMIGOD
SAAAAARS PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL AND SCAAAAAAARRRRR
Ya think Brent Burns regrets leaving Carolina?
>>154816986You just reminded me that there are people out there right now that don't yet know that Evander Kane is going to be signed to their team for the next season.
The gary goons are activated.
>>154817022Both teams are getting bounced this round
zero chance carolina scores here, I'd bet on a shorthanded goal against before a pp goal
>>154816980I want a pizza party with /hoc/
>>154816997>Using Ick unironically
are czechs white?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!
>>154817037That’s no answer
>>154816892you wouldnt have been bored if you were watching oilers hockeyjust sayin gary
>>154816941the blackhawk coach getting back in was far far more egregious (bowman too but he's hated enough to kinda cancel it out) yet gets less discussion for some reason, well presumable since no one wants to bring up the pathetic coach carousel 95% of the nhl is nowadays
>>154817003I was rooting for you guys to beat Princeton
Softest call in the history of ever
SCAR CANES!!
telus door-to-door salesman just came rounddidn't know that they'd make their wagies go out at 8pm on a saturday
>>154817050icky =/= ick my dear autistthough I also am a stubborn dude who refuses to cave when shit goes out of style
>>154817083let me guess, indian?
>>154817053no
>canes pp
>>154817080
softest pp all playoffs
>10% pp
>>154817103Only trust the finngol.
gostisbehere is a good ppqb for about 2 months a season then is completely useless for the rest
>>154817116he needs to shave his head
why does corsi rate the hurrichokes so highly?
This is a livelier crowd than Montreal, that’s for sure
this has to be the most pathetic game of hockey ive seen the entire playoffs....
This ice is shit, everyone's slippin
Real tired of every fucking NHL team doing tic tac toe bullshit looking for the perfect shot in the PP.
>>154817097white zoomer, actually
this game is a real slurper
>>154817130They know their team is choking again
HABS SCAR!!!!
just ordered dominos, ama
>>154817130Lol
>>154817130they know this is their last home game of the season.
>>154817132The most fraudulent team vs. A team with zero offense but elite defense. This a real slurper indeed.
>>154817136just set up a double screen and start blasting it
I'd rather watch carolina panthers vs. montreal alouettes
>>154817136its really weird when the shit teams do it. they dont have any talent but think they are mcdavids.
Is Svechnikov the biggest retard in the league??
i miss buffalo
>>154817132montreal has played like dogshit almost the entire playoff yet time and again they identify their opponents weakness and exploit it which combined with meme goals let them get throughcarolina is downright stumped by the montreal D
>>154817165any goals update?
>>154817179no goals
>>><>I'd rather watch carolina panthers vs. montreal alouettes
>>154817186you lied to us
This ice is SHIT
Guys, i think my TNT scorebug is broken. It says Montreal only has 4 shots?
CANES SCAAAAAAARRRR
>>154817186not so fast pekke
Okay that was filthy
>>154817132montreal has played some pretty shit hockey
>h2sbs
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RANDY SCAAAAAAAR
close those legs dobes you slut
CONGRATS, WILKES-BARRE/SCRANTON >gg, Springfield, see you next year
Fucking habs just get a shot on net, literally 98% of anything goes in on Andersen
>doebitch
canes were rusty in game 1, now they sweep in 5
yeah it's over
>>154817197Balderdash, no way a professional NHL team would only have 4 shots in 2 periods.
dobes is actually so shit LOL
hutson got turned inside out kwab
DOGBES
merde
SSSSCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGET FUCKED CANADA
EHLER SSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS
EAAAAAAT MYYYYYY BUUUUUTTTTT
>>154817207doesnt matter how bad you play when the reffies are on your side.
is czech goaltending the new finnish goaltending
Hutson gave away that goal
fowler is price, dobes is halak
Habs are a 3rd period team anyways
>H2BS >H2BS
>magnets activated
>H2BS
Every team in the league is copying my Canucks by having playoff towels.
>>154817248I'd say so. I feel like there's been so many czech goaltending this playoffs
habs? more like crabs haha
>>154817239eat rock candy
>>154817248Who was the last good Czech goalie? As in Vezina level, or close to.
>fat squaw spruce nibba claims if their kid was removed from classwhat a joke country
>>154817287roman turek
>>154817258maybe they'll get 3 shots on net
Habs are doing the thing where they forget how to play after the first 10 minutes
>>154817285
A silver tear appearing now I'm crying, ain't I?I'm goin' to Carolina in my mind
>>154817287hasek
>>154817298I wish I could say they're choking but they're doing nothing
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5 shots is a big mental leap from 4
>Gary Bruce Bettman
>>154817333that's an improvement :)
my habbies got em right where they want em heading into the 2nd
>>154817346on a powerplay?
>>154817346this is cope and you know it
Direct dans les couilles
Hall will score 3 in the 3rd.
What does Slafkovsky do
Montreal has perfected a new meta of boring hockey
IN THE DICK!
Based tex the castrator
plap plap plap plap plap plap
>>154817357Nice
Oh balderdash!
That's a dumb fucking unforced penalty to take
its a penalty, but i hate that the 5 min major call to review things they missed when they intentionally miss/dont call so much in the game. they should review every call if they have time to review shit like this.
>slapped his balls lmaowhat was he thinking?
that should be a game misconduct
>>154817360he was insanely good in game 1
>Minor for slashinglmao these zebras suck ass.
what a retard
Found out I'm apparently eligible for Canadian citizenship. But I hate Canada. I don't know who to root for. I don't even know who I am anymore.
>>154817369Mighty fine buck you got there lad.
>>154817384Its a 7 game series so it helps long term if your opponents can no longer produce testosterone
>>154817366that's why you wear a jock
nobody wears jocks anymore it seems
ALEXANDRE "THE GUILLOTINE" TEXIER
Why are the cucknadiens such a dirty team? Is it because of 1993?
>>154817395get it so you can go to cuba and smoke cigars
take that stick to your balls gheh ghehe
>>154817395you should take that up. always maximise right of entry options and benefits.
>>154817395Fuck off we're full
>>154817407back when I was in high school we all wore compression shorts t. class of 2016
Refs trying to rig the game for the Fags
Real smart of Texier to spear the negro in the nuts after they just got away with a high stick
>>154817339
>>154817411shut the fuck up mildcuck
do americans have to put up with this shit like we do with ron mcmeth teeth and the diversity squad?
2 minutes is fair these announcers need to slow their role
>>154817395i'd get it if only for the passport. it would go a long way.
>>154817395Think of all the Molson dry you can drink
>>154817395just claim citizenship, go on disability (you are a retarded basketball american, so qualify instantly) and live neet life.
>>154817440
>>154817419THE TAXPAY IT
>>154817395Our respective countries are massive shitholes, just for different reasons. I'm considering Italy.
>>154817420>>154817445I'll definitely get it. I can't even fucking vote unless I live there for a time apparently. And with the Canadian economy that's not fucking happening.
>>154817471>votinganon i...
>>154817465butthead and beavis! im going to shove the tax into your arse
>>154817468Can I fake injun and get tribal bucks?
dobes will be traded to florida, I've heard rumblings from sources
>>154817485You have literally no right wing political party
>>154817137this country is cooked
>>154817471you can sleep on my canadian couch
come in for a kiss anon
>>154817426Not as if I'm going to move there KEK
>>154817517ugly ass hag
>>154817498nah
>>154817426Not brown and turdy enough
>>154817505you voted in the right wing party and the national debt is still out of control so tell me again how voting matters
>>1548175155000$ CAD a month
>>154817433Awwww wahhhhh wahhh blow me faggot kill yourself.
>>154817505We have Bernier's PPC but it's a total joke. Only ever made the party after getting caught handling classified documents in the care of his Hells Angel-affiliated fuckbuddy.
how many goals in the thurd?
>>154817541I don't know if you're even talking about America or Canada at this point
>>154817517pig looking cunt
>stares down dobitch>replay shows nothingfucking stupid jew
>>154817544nah i live downtown montreal in a 3 1/2 with a backyard for 800$/month
Based Gretzky calling out the rigged reffing. Fuck O6 preferential treatment.
>>154817548fuck you RJ
SSCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154817549>polling at 2%>to the left of the GOPI shouldn't even bother. I'll have "Canadian" citizenship by default after it collapses and we annex it.
>>154817463Apparently NEETbux is better in the US since they pay beaners and nogs for just existing
>>154817559damn that's pretty good, can I live there? does montreal need hvac techs? do I need to learn french?
>>154817555exactly because voting doesnt matter.
>>154817568No one even knows what you’re talking about you dumb raped faggot.
>>154817463Yeah because "basketball Americans" have great great grandparents from Nova Scotia, sure. Besides I've been a NEET for 6 months and I'm ready to work.
>>154817517Would. It's been a few years lads
These ads are insufferable
>>154817395>Found out I'm apparently eligible for Canadian citizenshipeveryone on earth is
You better not fuck this up, Raleigh...
overheard gary saying this next period is going to be a doozey
YOU TAKE MY LIFEBUT I'LL TAKE YOURS TOOYOU FIRE MUSKET BALLBUT I RUN YOU THROUGH
im watching Emma. during half time, is this movie any good. it hot anna joy taylor joy and based on jane austen book written in 1750 or somethingpride and prejudice was also by jane austen it was good movie with keira knightley
>>154817581you might be able to do cash jobs for a while but quebec will force you to learn french if you want to work FT
>>154817581Yes, yes, and yes.
>cucknadiens start melting down>cucknadians start melting downKek
habs comeback would make me so happy
1 - 2 repulsive habs better not choke this better not go to overime we better score at least 2 goals in the third
>>154817575they were ok when started. rigged elections prevented them from getting any seats. like they had like 5% of vote but 0 seats. bernier had multiple people with the same name as him on the voting cards in his district. like the most absurd rigging shit possible. they were polling higher than other parties, yet werent allowed at televised debates. meme parties and communists were allowed, but they were denied any televised debates. dead party now, but thats by design and how the judeo democracy works to kill any actual threats to them.
>1993
>>154817581>hvac techsshit yeah 100K$ easy, in extremely high demandit's a 50% french 50% neighborhood and in Montréal pretty much everybody has knowledge of anglais cacaits a rough around the edges neighborhood though, not dangerous but crackheads will steal your bike and amazon packages
>>154817595>posts on 4chan>neet for 6 months>im ready for workfucking burgers man, you guys so funny. youre here forever.
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>>154817628Restore Britain started like a month ago and they're already polling higher. Canada is just cucked man
>2 pakistani american deliboys inherit fathers drug empire>stream delhi boys only on canadian streamingwhat in the fuck
>>154817559>downtown montreal in a 3 1/2 with a backyard for 800$/monthEither you have been living there for 15+ years or you are renting from family, because that is impossible to find nowadays
lord stanley? lord of what?
Dont forget to watch Deli Boys on CBC Gem
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>>154817640I graduated college, I just haven't gotten a job yet
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
>deli boyscucknadians??
>>154817682he's the earl of derby
>>154817610
>>154817505>>154817549>>154817575>>154817628>>154817676shut up jews
>>1548176808 years but i did get it before the pandemic and the crazy housing market
>>154817682https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Stanley,_16th_Earl_of_Derbytourist
aerosmith is gay
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>154817707Yes, everything after 'Dream On' was crap
Hope the habs stop jobbing for at least part of this period
recycle>>154801746
>>154817707Nah you are
>>154817707Uncontroversial post
>>154817703Yeah, you're in a time capsule. Shit doubled for anyone not locked in pre scamdemic inflation
>Shots MTL: 5>Shots CAR: 17
>>154817724Recycle paki cock in yer mouth.
>>154817707explain liv tyler then
>>154817694exaggerated photo on the right, maybe littlebit ozempic but it's not that extreme
Someone bake or I'll rope myself
Habs are starting to wake up
>>154817779Was that their first shot this period?
>>154817786>>154817786>>154817786NEW
>>154817791The next one will be in the net
Is there good spaghetti in Montreal?
