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Welll fuck here we go ladswe either get spurs in the championship or west ham vs millwall
I'm from the future, Spurs and West Ham both win
love a comfy all match general
sex
Are Sky doing an insane ten game multiview or will we be forced to choose one of the relegation games
>>154824357Soccer Special will be your best bet for that
>In his 593rd and final match in charge of Manchester City, Pep Guardiola will surpass Les McDowall's as the club's longest serving manager.lol
>>154824357they're using all the shitty channels nobody watchesi'm watching brighton v united on sky sports tennis
I have some slight concerns about the day which I shall not air because I don't want to put that out into the universe.
Ah whats the point. A back line of keane and tarkowski will get outran easily. And spurs finally dropped kolo muani for spence on the RW. Nothing ever happens. RIP west ham (and everton's european qualification)
West Ham will score 13 today. I have hope.
Genuinely going to miss Pep lads
Based meme lineup
The Trivago ads were such an aura loss for Klopp
post the streams up lads
>>154824535its mad... to make someone like that who is probably minted enough to even think about it, the initial offer must have been hugeat which point the money from just those adverts alone would sort your kids out for life
>4 games with European football stakes>2 games with relegation stakes>Arsenal’s victory celebration gameSpare a thought for the poor pundits who get stuck covering Burnley vs Wolves battle for 19th today.
>>154824521damn... bournemouth were probably hoping pool and city would both win today so they could get UCL but Pep memeing and Pool sucking probably gonna shatter those dreams
>>154824723it's over
>>154824714For all means and purposes, it's a Championship matchup>>154824723Villa played in Turkey just this week, they will probably have a meme squad as well
>>154824714Idk...two sets of losers battling for pride can be billed, the real snoozer here is Fulham-Newcastle. A true nothing at stake match
Hey. I’m about to watch your big soccer thing for the first time ever. Any tips for staying awake?
>>154824357This but I need a stream
glad to draw a line under this NEH seasonworld cup is just over 2 weeks away, doesn't even feel it
LiverGODS, we are BOX OFFICE
>>154824704He's been advertising Erdinger for years. It's about his ego not the money
The relegation multiview thing is shit
Man United being shown on Sky Tennis channel. the humiliation
>>154824357Yeah you can multiview if you’re a paygoy
>>154824098Any Multimatch stream ??
>guard of honour for arse analfeels wrong
>>154824781OH WAIT
>>154824849>>154824854ppv dot to
>>154824832Humiliation is what happens every time you compulsively seethe
So... here we are then... all the lads.
too many threads to follow on /sp/ today. gonna be jumping around like a cunt depending on scores kek
>>154824521>players that are leaving in the summer with pep>academy kids>plus the transfers he made the past 18 months>no haaland>>154824761Villa only starting buendia and Watkins. Everyone else rotated.
its over
>MountEasy 5-0 for Brighton
Vid of the guard of honour?
and so it begins...
>>154824890it's all here
What happens if England gets 6 spots in the next UCL?From which country are they taking that extra spot?Will they still have 2 spots for the Europa League?
good morning sunderchads, let's push for europe!
which match are we watching?
>mount mainooaieeeeeeat least let bruno have an assist or two whilst putting 5 past this midfield
HERE WE GO90 MINUTESSOMEONE IS GOING TO CRY
>>154824944purists are watching spurs and west ham
Kek Villa do not give a single fuck about this game
>slot started salahproper sissy behavior
>>154824944I'm watching Brighton because I'm captaining Welbeck on fantasy
>still no goalsSemen slurping
kind of a cheat code to have a former liverpool gk play against liverpool if you think about it
>burnlel
>wolves are not lastLmao
what needs to happen for Tottenham to go down?
19th achieved!
>wolves bottom literally all season>moves off it the final day
>>154825085comeback of the season
i don’t even know why i can’t stand spurs but fuck em
>>154825102>most dangerous league position
WOLVES ARE STAYING UP IN 19TH
COM ON AH KID
>>154825097west ham to win and spurs to lose
No liverpool thread?
>>154825109based narrowboatanon looks comfy
>>154825102I'd win a bet with, said back in March that Burnley would finish bottom
>>154824890weird how there's only one other match thread and its the game where neither team needs to score
>>154825131thanks
>>154825133nobody cares. plastic club
>>154824776Probably try watching on literally any other day. Almost everything has already been decided, so most teams have nothing to play for.
>>154825102Pretty sure they only had 3 (THREE) points after christmas, crazy they aren't last after that first half of the season
>Guardiola taking away the spotlight from Bernardo Silva's farewelllel
SOMEONE MAKE A BURNLEY V WOLVES MATCHTHREAD
Arsenal are champions and there isnt even an Ars Vs Palace thread LMFAO
Starting to think West Ham won't score 12 goals, lads.
>>154825164>Almost everything has already been decidedsky FUMING
>>154825189don't summon the gay gooners, they're in their containment thread probably
>8/10 games matter mad that
>>154825168I was tracking them at one point for /epl/ (no one replied) but stopped when they started picking up points
Post a celebrity who wants Spurs to go DOWN
>>154825189They have their own general
>>154825036imagine if City didn't choke last matcharsefags would shitting bricks right now
imagine not paying casemiro whatever he wants for one more bridge yearthese mongs better have recruitment sorted proper or its back to 12th next season
>>154824904Hope you like prison food criminal scum.
>Jones
>goal rush stream>it's just Spurs v Everton with the scores at the bottom
>>154825246why is 6-7 unc not playing today
>>154825215If I was there that day I would have replied, don't you feel down about it hun xx
>>154824904
GOAL!!!!!!!!!
>>154825213so much slurping in games that dont matter. entertain the fans you defensive fucks
Everton not looking like theyll do anythingAlsoIT IS FUCKING HOT
>>154825284i think they agreed to give him a home game goodbye instead of a semi goodbye and then getting raped at brighton
>>154825246he tried harder this season because it's a world cup year, he'd be back to his old self next season
0 (ZERO) goals
>>154825234it would be so stressful, but Pep losing the league on his last ever game would be too great a blemish
>>154825301even hotter tomorrow
>>154825284gotta train Mason Mount the be the next Casemiro before next season, like thats gonna happen
Gravenberch is good
this is egregious
>10 games>1 goal after 20 minutesgames gone
>>154825305you would think he would want to help his boy bruno get the record
>>154825328I'm going into London tomorrow.It's gonna be hell
>>154825297love some final day kino
>memecastle>eddie meme
>>154825333Is that a Grafana dashboard for your smart home?
West Ham,
fulham just got eddy howe sacked, nice
post successful v Salah
>>154825338>It's gonna be hellNot sure the weather is even a factor in that statement anon
>>154825335averaging less than half a goal per gamei'm sure years ago last day of the season used to have loads of goals
>>154825328>>15482533826C, eh?
apologise please
>>154824904Mullvad VPN.
>>15482533327 on mine with all the heat reflecting curtsains closed. My roof is like an oven though so it's probabably close to 30 in my bedroom. Ordered an AC unit because fuck this.
>Salah is still our best playerI fucking hate the bald man so damn much
>>154825369nvm looked it up, 34C, yeah that's where it starts getting uncomfortably hot
Daily reminder we all want City to beat Villa and Pool to beat Brenford so 6th (Bournemouth/Brighton) get UCL
>>154825348>a fucking boat>>154825369its 33 in L*nd*n at the moment
>refreshment breaks
what happens if west ham win and spurs draw today?
>>154824098Liverpool started pretty well. We'll concede soon
bull down :(
temp's at a comfy 13c for me today
>>154825377What processors do nogarboque make?
>>154825401west ham need to win 13-0 if spurs draw
>>154825401then west ham go down unless they win by 12 goals
>>154825352yes>>154825384ye mines a boat so it’s a fucking steel tube lol, hard to keep it cool when it’s in the sun
>>154825387the bald man that took a team of bottlers that lost the league to city and got merked by atalanta and ended up winning the league with them?
>>154825415Got you shorts on?
please hurry up and finish this season
>whisky break
Fulham scored btw
>>154825401West Ham down unless they win by a 12 goal margin
watching the final score on the beebJason Mohammed, Jermaine Beckford and some womanthe bants are EGREGIOUS why even bother Bring back my boy Garth Crooks
>Drinks break>>154825429Even Arteta got a PL eventually and he's still a shit manager
spurs 0-2 evertonwest ham 0-0 leedsput your house on it
Semenyo golGood news for Bournemouth/Brighton
Semen Yo with a goal
>>154825455He's won it because the refs let him cheat all season
>Cooling break
>>154825439GETTIN SACKED IN THE MORNIN, SACKED IN THE MORNIN
lovely drink break
>>154825439but Bournemouth's season has been pretty g-oh yeah
THEYRE BREAKING TO EAT ORANGE SLICES GAMES GONE
>>154825449They can't banter with the female 'pundits', it's just impossible
blunderland scored?
It's too hot lah
>chelshit
is Liverpool take the lead against Brenford, 6th becomes a Champions League spot
>Chelshitlmao bottom half beckonsblack cats in europe
Chelseabros?
City scoredSemenyo just helped cherries get into theUCL.Now Liverpool has to do their part
SUNDERCHADS MY GOAT WITH THE ASSIST
Hope that fucking Jota song gets sacked off now, even Robbo admitted it threw them off this season.
Commentator just said Trey Hume has been linked with Real Madrid this week
>cooling break
why do americans ruin everything?
>>154825449yeah i can't watch it for that reason, grim banter and shit opinions... goal rush, soccer saturday or whatever the fuck the tnt one is calledmulti streams neither as they are shitI just make my own goal rush and follow the flashscore red dot on my stream
I heard this Liverpool team can't attack but I see Szoboszlai making good line breaking passes and Salah taking bad touches in front of goal
someone do something
>>154825502Stopped caring in 2023 to be honest
>lelsea
Are we going to get cooling break every 10 minutes for the world cup
>>154825544arne slot told the forwards to be shit in front of goal
>>154825543roll Jeff Stelling and the gang out of the nursing home I say
>>154825333>moan all May that it's cold>moan when it gets hotHate weather moaners personally
>>154825540i hate football
>>154825449I think the woman is Ellen White, but she looks different and also I wouldn’t be 100% certain that was her name even if it was definitely her.
>>154825558during a Dortmund game in the Club World Cup, the entire subs bench stayed in the aircon dressing room because it was too unbearable
>>154825558players will use camelbaksbut yes
Why no Haaland today??
virgin van dijk is such a knobhead always shaking his head, get this cunt out my club
Sunderland gonna finish above Chelsea kek
> chelsea
>>154825570Le Tiss will never be allowed on mainstream media again because of wrongthink
>trent not going to the world cupwatch out for your pregnant wives, madrid bros
>>154825574Go back where you came from
We are ALL Mackems today.
>>154825570>stelling>rodney marsh back in the day>le tiss>kamarawe never knew how good we had it at the time
>>154825333>this is egregious>>154825384>27 on mine with all the heat reflecting curtsains closed. My roof is like an oven though so it's probabably close to 30 in my bedroom. Ordered an AC unit because fuck this.global warming isn't real btw!
>>154825599Don't want to accidentally get conference league
>>154825558yes, but for adverts
>>154825570le tiss /x/posting all saturday would be kino
>>154825605>wrongthinkfunny way of saying retarded
>>154825515Classic Victim FC
>>154825598Don't do it!
all games at the same time on the final matchday is so much kinoI hate the mexican league for taking that away from me, that's when everything started going downhill
>>154825482This is a metaphor for the effect a single female pundit has:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__QKR63lABY
>>154825618A warmer planet is a more livable planet
Is this the future of the UK
>>154825634Merse is allowed to stay and he's genuinely retarded so that doesn't work either
>>154825650for Africans definitely
>>154825633>player falls to the floor>stelling: not now mattkino
>>154825602imagine being a chelsea fan going hundreds of miles up to the north east, just to see them lose the conference league playoff game
>>154825653um diversity is our strength, sweety
>>154825666If you're not familiar with Ederson's time in Turkey I suggest you read up on it, hilarious stuff.
Dorguuuu
>>154825570Jeff Stelling is the GOAT, but I never enjoyed hearing Scouse and Scottish shrieks from incoherent alcoholics. Matt Le Tissier wasn’t any of those, but we’ve lost him to social media poison so he’s gone now unless you want to hear about white genocide and mind control.
>>154825618>global warming isn't real btw!what is it with retards who forget summer happens every year
So next season, how do we fix the current meta of stifling football and blocking the keeper on set pieces?Football has been the worst since Italia 90 this year
Bornemouth out from CL
ASSIST RECORD ASSIST RECORD ASSIST RECORD ASSIST RECORD ASSIST RECORD ASSIST RECORD ASSIST RECORD ASSIST RECORD
football games in the sun, everyone in just wearing their club shirts in the stands.... just hits different
GET IN LADS BASICALLY A TROPHY
BRUUUUUNOOOOOOOOOOOO
MGW againshould be on the plane
BRUNO ALL TIME RECORD
>>154825688I saw he got red carded for some nonsense, he's not right in the head
>>154825674To be honest, no Europe at all is better than conference league shit
Doorgoo scored
>>154825710>>154825720>>154825724How many from open play?
>>154825705If they finish 6th and Villa finish 5th (aka Liverpool leapfrogs them) then they get CL
>>154825724warra trophy
>>154825742don't care, cry about it
>>154825742Seeeethe!
> Bruno did it, mugbros
SAAAAAAR BLADDY ASSIST RECARDDD SAAAAR
>>154825710its not from open play, doesnt count
>Cooling breakyou know in actual hot countries (Your Spains, your Italys, your Saudi Arabias) they just deal with the heat by normalising night gameswhy not just do that in the summer
>>154825742what's up with this cope?if it was that easy someone else would had done it before
>>154825710literally who cares
>>154825755>>154825758Kek worked trannies
DORGU FERNDANDES DORGU FERNDANDES DORGU FERNDANDES DORGU FERNDANDES DORGU FERNDANDES DORGU FERNDANDES DORGU FERNDANDES DORGU FERNDANDES DORGU FERNDANDES DORGU FERNDANDES DORGU FERNDANDES DORGU FERNDANDES DORGU FERNDANDES DORGU FERNDANDES DORGU FERNDANDES DORGU FERNDANDES DORGU FERNDANDES
Is it me or does everton play the same exact haramball as getafe?
>>154825776Thierry Henry and Kevin De Bruyne
Foden is turning into Pirlo now, just hangs back and fires long balls all game
>>154825742>How many from open play?
>touch player (possibly) >FK
>They actually went and celebrated with BrunoI'M FUCKING DYING HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. What a smalltime set of cunts.
>>154825705they were out anyway as it stands, villa HAD to finish 5th not 4th which meant...>city had to beat villa>pool had to beat brentford>bournemouth don't lose a 3pt swing to brighton (3 pt gap but brighton better gd)
Made myself a lovely pan-asian style party food platter
>>154825763>SAAAAAAR BLADDY ASSIST RECARDDD SAAAARkek
>>154825835post a pic
>>154825826>>154825838
close from Ngbumoha
>>154825835>he just put some spring rolls and prawn toast in the oven
West Fart, do something!
>>154825829City are winning and you know full well Salah is getting a free penalty for a send off
>>154825835>pan-asian
Nothing ever happensFuck this season
>>154825854>>154825872no cba but its onion bhaji, thai deep fried prawns, hoummos and shawarma chicken with a tamarind dip and a sweet chili sauce dip
Alisson!
ABUs SEETHING LMAOOOOO
Its over
Sorry, goyim, the Yids always win.
>>154825875yeah the pen is the golden goodbye from the reffies - guaranteedbut liverpool are also shit and brentford are now out of europe as it stands
NOTHINGOTHING
it's over
>>154825902Assists are nice but no need to make a big deal about it
The mighty SPUD
Fuck the Spuds
>>154825860Yes I'm absolutely furious about a record that amounted to no trophies. Put aside the "teehee u so mad xD" posts for one second. Are you not remotely ashamed at how far your club has fallen? It's legitimately embarrassing how giddy your fans are over something that means nothing.
EVERVER
>>154825770Last Sunday was about 12 degrees coolerIt's a lottery
it's all Emery's fault btw
>yids scoredVilla you fucked all this up the other week letting them win you cunts
>Neverton
ironic the shitter club that wouldn't flush in everton are saving another shitter club we couldn't flush the last two seasons
right well thats the league sewn up for united next year
>Brighton Kek
LGTSShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
>>154825995this
HAPPENSAPPENS
>Brighton>always cloudy
>>154825966
>NOOOO Arsenal can't just keep scoring corners, this isn't fair REEEEEE>OMG YAAASSS Bruno all time corner champion!!! Give that man a medal!!
>>154826026>charge to go on the pier>revenue plummets as people no longer go into the arcades for a quick playBraindead owners
Jesus scored wtf
empty seats in the yanited endhas everyone just fucked off to the concourse for a pint?
>>154825695Um it's heckin' 21 Celsius outside chud this isn't normal
>>154826028Hey, listen, as a lifelong ABU you continue to enjoy your standards being eroded. I'm sure Carrick will win you loads of trophies! :)
>>154826053Seethe
>>154826069it's very sunny
I believe that something might happen
>>154826062thought he died a virgin desu
>>154826054>burn pier down in insurance fraud
>>154825695it’s spring mate
>>154826069People do that in all games at all grounds tbf
milner is such a fucking rat
>Boos at AnfieldFucking lel. If these owners actually keep the bald man next season is over before it started.
ladsSpurs/Wet Spam is overChannel your energy into Liverpool taking the lead so Bournemouth can get UCL
a moyes team on the beach now needs to score two goals without return, which is a stretch even when it matters to themits over
ah shit, tottenham staying up
>>154826110We don't sign our posts here
>>154826078
>>154826078>I'm sure Carrick will win you loads of trophies!i hope he doesn't for your sake, i'm afraid of what you would do
>>154826130It doesn't matter if Wet Spam can't win
>Milner starting in his 658th PL appearance and surely his lastabsolute mentalcase
>>154825963ANGE
>>154826153>Using a pic from half time from Istanbul to try and troll a Liverpool fan
>>154826079Dilate
>>154826181And this is why Brighton will never win anything. Way too complacent in a fixture they've dominated in recent years.
MIND THEGAP
>>154826181mad how hurzeler looked at 87 year old james milner and said, yes this guy will boss the midfield in 2026
>>154826181>only 1 nigImpressive
>>154826214they won the sold caicedo to liverpool award
>>154826153Kek
>>154826181He will probably join Coventry or Hull and get another 38
>>154826234
lads i’m trying to explain the prototypical british slag to my american wife, please provide visual assistance
>>154826268xhaka is 33, milner is 40
>Sunderland are currently 7th with -6 GDw e wWould be their best PL season since 2000/01
>>154826294Not as good as Everton qualifying for the Champions League with a negative goal difference in 2005
We are one Liverpool goal from Bournemouth being in the Champions League.Liverpool however will refuse to score in order to protect the sky 6 cartel.
>>154826304based Moyes
>>154826292yh but i get the idea. he just chose james milner, whose knees must be 90% dust
>>154826294>Quinn-Phillipsclassic
>>154826313would have babies with
>>154826199calm down, calm down
Have Sunderland ever played in Europe?
>>154826326james milner looks like an ice age neanderthal remnant, his bones and joints are most probably bullet proof
why are there 2 threads you horrible cunts
Sissy Salah has failed to score in his last game at Transfield :(
>>154826313great bulge desu
>>154826336One of the GOAT big man little man combos>>1548263551973/74 of courseBeat Vasas of Hungary 3-0 on aggregate and then lost 2-3 to Sporting CP
>>1548263551974, cup winners cup. got beat in the 1st or 2nd game iirc
>>154826377I'm not posting in a thread with Europa League winners in the OPblame the guy who made that decision
>>154826355>>154826392Beat some Hungarian team and then lost to Sporting CP52 fucking years ago
giggs was still good at 40he had a couple of good years left in him but probably not at united
>Gaston villa
Shit that BBC world cup music is going to be an annoying ear worm
Thinking about going to the gym since really the only game with stakes left now is the chelsea game which I dont really care about
>>154826377Not everyone wants to use spacker generals.
liversissy failing to win their last home game with salah and robertson leaving is so classicespecially when it could get bournemouth into UCLwhat a disappointing clubeven their league wins were boringthey won their UCL with a penalty against spurs
>>1548264191080p version of this film exists?
>>154826092Noice
>45 minutes until i am freewatching Newcastle this season has been torture
>citeh
Villa equaliser
>>154826430For me it's the one that went>ooh ah, cote d'ivoire
>>154826452This really is a dogshit conclusion to a dogshit season for Newcastle
>>154826452man debuted for Portsmouth in the 00s and didn't score his first goal for them until the mid 2020s.
>>154826482>1 shot>1 goaldonnabumma
NOOOOOOOOOOOOORTH DUBLIN FOREVER
It's 2-0 for Sunderland now. At this point things can only improve for chelsea
>>154826510throwing the game for insurance>>154826309
SACKED IN THE MORNINGYOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING
SET PIECE AGAIN OLE OLE
>bad taste
>>154826498can't see Howe turning it around eithergoing to be a >fun summer
Brighton getting slapped
pitch invasion at the stadium of light
I'd say a lot of these small clubs don't want europe because it can put you in a relegation battle
>>154826575sovl
>assist>being second to the main manbruno won the cuck award?
>>154826575advertising board invasion
Xabi alonso found dead in his room after watching all these useless negros play
>>154826575ABANDON MATCH3 POINTS TO CHELSEA
Tottenham running 5 minutes behind the other games now
>>154826599fucking yanks can't stay away from this sport
>>154826078>Hey, listen, as a lifelong ABU you continue to enjoy your standards being eroded. I'm sure Carrick will win you loads of trophies! :)based
>>154825540You never see any handsome arsenal supporters
dorgu is actually so goodkino profile of a player
>>154826632why are you gay
>>154826645He's playing so fucking well that it's astounding that manu have been looking shit from the wings all season and still winning without him
Arsenal scored from a corner again how mad are you
it's a shame this Bournemouth won't get a chance at the Champions League because City and Liverpool can't do their job
brighton play like they're not chasing anything, what is this defense man
>>154826645his goal against arsenal is goal of the season contender
what a goal from cole palmer. Get him on the plane
Imagine if Brighton gets plapped into the 9th position.
everton is literally literally literally the last club in history you would trust for this job
if gary neville had a massive fucking stroke and became full on bed-bound or having to be pushed around in a wheelchair like a spacker, i’m not so sure anyone would miss him. both viewers and other pundits. sure they’d say how big a shame it all is, blah blah blah but i reckon they’d be genuinely relieved
>>154826715>can'twon't>>154826309
>>154826725they deserve it for being one of the united humiliation ritual protagonists
>>154826742classy
>wharton injuredglasner wtf are you doing
diego gomez is such a shitter lol, dude missed so many chances
>john stones on the plane>harry maguire notmake it make sense
Liverpool goal
Jones!
SALAH ASSISTTTTTTTABLs SO MAD AND JELLY RIGHT NOW
>>154826804kek
arent brighton playing for europe? why they getting slapped by by pre-season man utd
>brighton trying to get a baleba sale out of this game because they've lost the champions league spot
IF CITY TAKE THE LEAD AGAINST VILLA, BOURNEMOUTH/6TH GETS CHAMPIONS LEAGUE LADS
>>154826804wouldnt ABLs want salah to remind the sissy's what they will be missing next season?
reckon man city should take initiative and sack pep for this tragic performance
Bernardo getting a guard of honour from the Villa players mid-match as he gets subbed off
>>154826829No assists are very important now apparently
>>154826841woke cringe and disgusting
>>154826645>dorgu is actually so good>>kino profile of a playerYea black men are so based
city sucks now
>Colwill sent off
>>154826827DID YOU SAY THAT
fofana sent off for chelsea. you can tell that the refs are programmed to send chelsea players off just on reputation when arsenal players are "not that kind of player" so they get away with anything
>>154826841Seems too much. He is not retiring and is not like he was an academy player or anything
lads neo-zoomers are going to think arsenal ran away with this title
>>154826883>>154826875Fofana not Colwill soz
>Poop
Has Alonso actually signed for this shit club or does he still have time to back off?
>>154826898bottlechester cheaty are gonna fall apart with pep
>>154826883Go back a few years and the meme was "that would be a red if it was Xhaka." These things go in cycles.
>liverscum
Fucking city fucking everything upBald fucking fraud
>LIVERSHIT
>Stones last match>gives away 2 goals
bottlejobs
>Villa losing against Spurs to save their PL status>Villa beating City to deny humble 20k stadium Bournemouth a UCL spot>Villa destroying the hopes and dreams of the fan-owned Freiburg in the Europa final they truly are the cunts of the season, aye?
>can't let a team like bournemouth hit the CL>you know what to do sky 6 lads, your big 6 status relies on you to return the favour from time to time...
>>154826943he's going to the world cup too
Any betting man in? Liverpool ain't gonna win btw so put your money on a draw.LITERALLY WROTE THIS OUT AS WE CONCEDE FFS. BALD MAN OUT.
Welp City and Liverpool serving up disappointment for Bournemouth
someone post that west ham slag
>liverpoo
>>154826971nasty bastards pulling up the ladder
>>154826971they can win europa they'll have UCL the season after
this fucking shabbos goyim league is RIGGED
>>154826973
>>154826929it's true. but if this was saliba and gabriel it would just be good defending
>>154827008fingers so chubby she has to wear her wedding ring as a necklace
mememouth might prefer the CL due to prestige and the cash, but I reckon they have a decent shot at winning europa tbqh, especially with the lack of CL shitters rolling down
City getting battered by a hungover Villa team. Sad ending for Poopy Shartiola at City getting embarrassed by "Arteta" and "Arbeloa" (imagine rating domestic cups in 2026 as a big team, you're not Newcastle or Palace boys)
>>154826929You only have to go back 1 year to when Arsenal got players sent off for things no one else did. Strange club to choose as an example
https://youtu.be/hhQnnjlwaRI?si=fc6JmNNoBf5o6sHC
>>154826954its a disgustig club
>>154826954>>154827005was a marginal VAR decision for their second goal as well
don't lose hope, if Liverpool loses and Bournemouth scores 7 more goals, they're in the Champions League
HAMMERS GOAL
>>154827041You aren't watching the game
West ham scored
>west ham goalit couldn't, could it
COME ON EVERTON I BELIEVE IN YOU PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE ;_;
>>154826954It's the Prince's favorite team innit
>Cooling break>>154827056Nah it needed to be 5-0 to Brentford and 1-0 to Bournemouth. Liverpool win the tiebreaker because they've got more goals
CUM ON EVERTON
>>154827020These Chelsea players are literal retards. They're the worst offenders for the corner fouling shenanigans. And if it's not blatant fouls in the box, they're diving all over the pitch. Even the GK does it. And none of them look like they give a shit when they concede or make mistakes. It would seem the managers only exacerbate the issue because it's getting worse and worse. God help Alonso
It’s fucking Everton. They aren’t scoring 2 goals.
>>154827126scored 3 against city
Everton do something for once
CAM ON EVERTON YOU FUCKIN SHITS
Neverton
CHEWING A TOFFEE AND TRYING TO BLOW BUBBLES OUT OF IT FOR GOOD LUCK
>>154827020I don't really disagree with you anon, but these things do go in cycles. A few years back it was always Arsenal getting fucked on calls. There was a phase where I remember Southampton couldn't win a foul if one of their players were murdered. There was that time that United seemed to be getting a suspicious amount of penalties (leading to Kloppo calling it out), but that was immediately followed by a time where you could go studs up into the leg of a United player and get waved on. I fucking hate the inconsistency because it pisses off my autism, but the consistency of there ALWAYS being teams that are lucky and teams that are fucked over is a consistency of its own. Right now it just seems to be Chelsea's time to get dicked down, not that the rentboys would particularly mind that of course.
neverton never delivering again
>>154827088>neverton
>>154827133literally the only team in the Prem/EFL's 92 clubs to not experience a trophy or promotion in the last 30 yearsthey never do anythingits dey culture
Bournemouth kinda fucked themselves. If they'd let City win then City would have taken today's game more seriously and probably won, giving Bournemouth that 6th CL spot
everton will let them win because moyes wants to prove a point about wet spam getting rid of him
>>154827188Propa slampig innit
>>154827188proper
Insane that united would have won the title if carrick was there from the start, the quality of this season was fucking awful
I believe in ALWAYSTON
Salah is fin
>>154827209Maybe they were just better with Moyes and kicked him to the kerb in their arrogance, and are now suffering for it.
>guard of honour for Salah nowhalf of these games have got like an hour of play left with all this performative shite
>>154827181i was thinking about thisif you win promotion, your fixture list will usually be a sea of greens - loads of wins. if you at least won a trophy, its something to look back to.any young everton fan has never seen this happen.
where's Salah off to then, Saudi?His daughters are pretty westernised. They have scouse accents and don't cover up. Even love christmas.Saudi will be a borderline unbearable culture shock for them I dare say.
lads its not gonna happen>Everton are still yet to have a shot on target.
Lads I'm not ready to say goodbye to Mo ;_;
BIG ZIRK
>>154827185they couldn't finish higher than 6th without an unrealistic GD swing and results going their way anyway - it was all down to other clubsthey just needed to secure 6th with a point or not losing and brighton winning which is happeningeven if they win from here with an insane amount of goals in the last 15, liverpool still have the pointnothing they could really do after the city draw
>>154827293first one in the 87th minute then a cheeky og in 90+5trust the plan
the city game is so gay
>moyes
>Bruno on the cusp of 22 assists>Let's put Xir/Zee onGenius.
>>154827358is there any other style of city game?
Now I don't get nervous, but I'm starting to get a little bit wa-hey
>>154827365my boy big zirk just needs more time
>Pool giving Salah a guard of honour and City giving Stones a guard of honour whilst the game is still going onyankified bollocksreminds me of when LeBron James beat the points record and they stopped the game and confetti dropped from the ceilingget off the pitch you little cunts
>>154827293they are so slow and ponderous, they even stopped for drinks
>now a guard of honour for John Stones too
Chelsea have been shit since December 2024. Challenging for the title until that point, then ended up getting a lucky 4th place. Then fuck all this season
not normally expecting everton to get 2 goals, but one from them will have spurs rattled enough for it to turn into another>in b4 cope
>>154827379I legit think he will look good again in a different league, probably not a McTominay tier ascension but at least like Anthony going off to Spain. I just don't think he will ever get ENOUGH TIME in England and will just end up as Lingardinho with a shorter highlight reel.
>>154827383>>154827267what are yous on about? are they actually doing this mid game? kek
I want to watch the game not Stones crying on the bench you fuckers
Burnley pausing the game for a guard of honour for their kit man
>>154827383Salah didn't get a guard of honour you peanut
COYS
>>154827412They were glass cannons even then, though they were shit hot when playing well
you can never rely on neverton
BOWEN GOALCOME ON EVERTON
>>154827438game's back
Goooooooooal westham
>>154827383Remember that time when John Terry got pickford of moyes's sunderland to kick the ball into touch in the 26th minute so he could be subbed off in the 26th minute in his final game with a guard of honour
>>154827438soul
>>154827443yeah?
i despise guardiola
>>154827515Schade like>would you hurry the fuck up
>>154827530are you mad he dominated your shit club for 10 years?
Robbo just about holding the treats in
Robbo ;_;
Guard of honour for Andy Robertson
somebody do something
>hey i need you hear a guy who does fuck all when you least need it?
bogged
>>154827126only need to score 1
guard of honour for me as I go for piss please ladsline up
Guard of honour for Barry Stevens, who is off to the pub early. After 16 years of loyal service he will not be renewing his Brighton and Hove Albion season ticket for next season.
WE DEM MOYES BOYS
what a fucking season for it to all come down to evertonwhat a joke
new here mates
>need 2 goals from city and another from liverpool for mememouth CL>need 2 goals from everton for spurs to go down>10 mins left>everyone dicking about doing guard of honours
Guard of honour for all the mad cunts posting in this thread
>>154827592the preston north end of the premier league
>>154827621welcome saar
>>154827627>all the refs blow on exactly 90
alright so who's buying jarrod bowen?
>>154827621just what /sp/ needs
>>154827652take it up your arse fag
>>154827669morrisey?
>>154827621has anyone shown you where the toilet is? how many people?
spuds booked for divingpathetic club
Gakpo is so insanely shit
>>154827693Gave me a sensible chuckle anon.
>>154827693kek
Sarr disgraceful dive
>>154827669fucking state
>>154827663Newcastle?
>>154827669do foreigners not know about the city of brighton? there are a LOT of bummers
>>154827695I'd piss in your mouth fag
>>154827606Ha
>>154827721>He redeemed
Moyes hates west ham
>>154827692okay saarthankings
why have the last 3 teams playing spurs just not bothered trying to win?
>>154827693lol
>phones everywhere
maybe wet spam should've won more games instead of whinging at everton
>>154827669Axl Rose
>>154827756very suspicious that
Frimpong reminds me of Gervinho
>>154827669Is that Genesis P-Orridge?
>>154827741My wife's is a souf lass (rural Wiltshire), we know all to well about it.
>fodingzget him on the plane
foden getting the last goal of guardiola's careervery nice
>>154827756who nose
>>154827727>>154827741I think its just one of those Rod Stewart fans
+10 at Anfield
>>154827777These quads! :D
the fuck is that on carrick's neck?
what place would Arsenal be next season?
phil you're supposed to perform BEFORE the world cup squad is announced you retard
city equalizerhowever
>>154827742not if I was in the bathroom you wouldn't
>>154827777checked
>>1548278442nd
I'm glad west bacon is going down they should have won the arsenal game fuck those cuntsAlso Millwal derby next season
>>154827844With City losing Pep they have got to be a strong favourite to repeat.
everton should be fined for this
>>154827756Please stop noticing. Spurs are world class now btw.
>arse anal
Foden's arse was offside
>>154827844definitely top 4. it kind of depends on which rule changes they'll have going into the next season
>>154827817>>154827818disallowed due to risk of small club entering the champions league
>>154827882howeVAR
>>154827844
lmao palace 2-2 arsenal
>
>>154827891
>>154827937
>>154827891>>154827941kek disallowed due to zestiness
Var senal
>fulham winning>west ham winning>parma wona clean sweep for todays meat based clubs, but mixed emotions for each at the final whistle regarding how the season turned out
>>1548278443rd
>>154827870the derby should have been in the premwhat kino
>>154827891frankly ridiculous that a goal would get anulated for this
>>154827941ARSERSE
>>154827891Lmao
Varsenal already won the league and they still keep refballing.
>>154827941Feels like he's wearing NOTHING AT ALL
>>154827891why does city always have at least one zesty player
Chelsea just equalized
>>154827874heard Pep is taking some other role as global shit something for city group?
>foden thought he would end the season with a World Cup campaign>instead he's ending it with being offside by an arse
>>154827976west ham had one chalked off against brentford because mavirpanos' ear was offsideshould've had 2 pens in the same game and hit the woodwork 3 times
>>154827976Villa's goal was equally tight but givenThey just create this graphic however they want desu
Don't think I'll forget all these 'United are winning the league next year' posts when they're 7th in November
>>154827941games gone
spurs fans:>white>blue eyed>clean looking>attractive I get why all the arsenal low iq mutts hate them now
>>154828007Hey man can you fix my internet?
>>154828007signed for Expedia to renew his rivalry with Klopp
who remembers the leeds penalty not given because they changed the frame to make DCL offside
>>154827891what happened to the Wirtz rule? was that just a one off?
>>154828045>whiteOY VEY
>>154828045best slags too
>>154828026>equally tight
COYI
Most devastated I've ever seen a team winning 3-0
>>154828045How about heir noses?
>>154828029same
>+9
>>154827941>>154827891> this much of his bum was offside
>>154828029don't think "team that are 1st in points since new manager arrived might continue to be one of the best teams in the league" is such a wild take, sadly
>>154828145it's wild when they've had 1 game a week for half the season
Brentford just missed a 99th minute free header which would have put them into Europe
>Villa doing the double over City for the first time since 1962/63phwoar
>BentfordKek free header
So long, Hamner...
> 100
>>154828145>Permanent manager with actual pressure instead of nothing to play for>More than one game a week>Casemiro leaving means more Kwabbie Mainoo
>>154828165why don't the other teams drop out of the cups for a season and easily win the league?
>bournemouth unbeaten in 18 PL games if they see this out
>>154828249its what 2 guards of honour and multiple offside VAR checks gets you
>>154828249always love to see the 100 rack up in a normal game
Nothing ever happens
>>154828268Is he really going to fucking Palace
>Porro rolling around holding his head>ball comes near him>gets up and sprints to it and wins the ball
hello fellow European competitors
>>154828268>>154828304>swapping 6th for 16thdon't get it
Everton half trying but everyone knows it's pointless
>>154824281
NEH
>>154828280>>154828280>>154828280>>154828280
>CHAMPIONS & CHAMPIONS LEAGUE LEAGUE PHASEArsenal>CHAMPIONS LEAGUE LEAGUE PHASEMan CityMan UtdAston VillaLiverpool>EUROPA LEAGUE LEAGUE PHASEBournemouthSunderland>CONFERENCE LEAGUE PLAYOFF ROUNDBrighton>RELEGATEDWest HamBurnleyWolves
>>154824281hey futureanon who will win the CL?
Aren't West Ham breaking their own record for highest points tally in a relegation season?
>>154828427PSG
>>1548284271-0 to the Arsenal
Neverton must be punished for this
Not one Everton player can head the ball.
>>154828421>Bournemouth and Sunderland in Europa league
hahaha thank you everton
comfy f1 9pm race start
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