MANY WORLD RECORDS ALREADY BROKENTHEY WON/T&F/ IN SHAMBLESITS OVER FOR THE OLYMPICSUNLIMITED KINOTRUMP AND MUSK ARE IN ATTENDANCE100m up next
>>154841121True
MUMMY WHY CANT THESE DRUGGED GUYS BEAT THE CLEAN OLYMPIC RECORDS
>>154841121Are they gonna create an enhanced-thlon where athletes compete in>swimming>sprinting>weightlifing
>30 minutes of DJ faggotry.Guess I will let dinner now
WHAT THE FUCK THIS MUSIC KEK
Is the musicians enhanced too?
>interpretive dance segment set to carmina buranalmaoI love this country so fucking much
>>154841209Because they're old, they're in their 30s...
Dude this has to be funded by Saudis or some crazy out of touch crypto guy
guys that one dancer looks pretty jacked he might be on the gear i guess
>>154841243Theyre using autotune
SEEXXXOOI
>>154841261>or some crazy out of touch crypto guythat does describe peter thiel desu
Please have a special appearance by Raygun
HOLY SEXO
SHE CUTE
This has the vibes of a shitty European esport event from 10 years ago
>>154841277can you enhance this image please
>>154841282>>154841277that leg is thicker than my waist wtf
Did the singer roided too ??
>the olympics has a pozzed musical segment, so we should do that toouhhh, peter?
>>154841289so kino then?
>>154841289uh no, we had kino 10 years ago
ROIDLANTISUNDER THE SEA
Does anyone really think openly juicing will create any other results than differently juicing?
Faded in 2026
this probably goes so hard if you're over 40
THE ACTUAL STREAMhttps://rumble.com/v7a5p1y-the-enhanced-games-memorial-day-weekend-2026-las-vegas.htmlhttps://rumble.com/v7a5p1y-the-enhanced-games-memorial-day-weekend-2026-las-vegas.htmlhttps://rumble.com/v7a5p1y-the-enhanced-games-memorial-day-weekend-2026-las-vegas.html
>>154841344that's the true redpill, it's juicers all the way down
What in the Tel Aviv is this musical segment
a wardrobe malfunction si the only thng that will save this music show
>>154841350What kind of music do 20 year olds like nowadays
>>154841375this tbqh
>>154841344secretly*too tired
>>154841350you're just mad that the adrenochrome and test enanthate is keeping me from sliding into uncdom like you
Its so cringe and out of touch its become kino. Its like icarly had to design a sporting event
>>154841344it shouldthe thing is people aren't realizing most of the competitors are boomers decades past their prime, not new leaves
what the fuck is this
>>154841385Skibiditoilet
uhh...guys?
LMAO at the little girl singing out of nowhere
>>154841385hits from the 80s and 90s sung by anime characters
Is it always like that in Vegas ?
UH OH
>>154841303
>>154841404Do you really think world record level competitive sports with millions in play are actually clean?
>>154841417Yeah, this keeps getting weirder.
>>154841417if i speak.png
>>154841428yes
>>154841396I had to get up and leave for a few minutes. Its too much for me.
>>154841396jej, true
OH SHIT IT'S....who?
>>154841466is this the white pitbull
>Will this really help sell our roids?>roids?
>>154841439enhancement was a mistake
finally a hot one
Im just happy the Olympics finally have a competitor. This shit is so cool
how come roku said it didn't start until 8:30 but then i look online and see its been on for 3 hours? were they just qualifiers? and is this music garbage really on for 30 minutes?
>>154841417t-thanks mr.thiel?
So Alan Walker doing Latino music now???
>enhanced games>not having all the dancers be fully bimbo-ized foids with at least 100k of plastic surgery, boob jobs and bblsmaybe next year...
nice to see daddy yankee turned up>>154841508>roku
can not imagine sitting through this live. i would have left for the pool or the casino or dinner
>>154841444I doubt most of the golden ages (Arnold, etc) guys are fully clean eitherbut I still cope and have some faint hope they could be
Am I supposed to know who any of these people are
>>154841515It's an enhanced adult woman.
>>154841537Its like 95 degrees outside right now in Vegas
>>154841537you can see there are maybe 500 people in attendance, it's a fucking ghost town
>>154841557it's dry heat, that's actually pretty pleasant for Vegas
its probably 50c in vegas and this slag got a mink on
>>154841515>>154841417caught the last plane of epstein island and went directly to thiel's vegas compound
>>154841547Didn't they admit they use roids?
>>154841548you have to be at least 50% chicano to know any of these people
>>154841572imagine the smell
>>154841572it's called drip grandpa
>>154841557yes, perfect time to camp out at the pool and catch the sunset surrounded by titties and ass whilst sipping a margarita
Is Curtis Yarvin and BAP there?
>>154841515shes 17 you sick fuck
Ahh, that's who this DJ reminds me of
>>154841624It looks like part of the crowd is sitting in metal bleachers directly against the sun. That has to be miserable
where are the sprinters going to run? where is the track?
>>154841632No, but BAP did respond to my instagram comment yesterday :)
>>154841634That girl is definitely not 17
>>154841658on treadmill devices. this is the future gramps
I cannot into timezones, 6pm pt is in 15 minutes right?
>>154841547I'm not even sure whether this is bait or just absolute retardation
>>154841683yes
this is the biggest meme event ive watched since the midget world cup final>>154841677out of 10
>>154841676Thats awesome dude
bros...I'm in love...
>>154841719i can fix her (nose)
>rumble streamlmao
>>154841719>she's greensh-sh-she-hulk??
It's funny how much they talked about "bring your family together"
>>154841719anon... she's black
>>154841776nah she's Colombian
“Ah, now eventually you do plan to have enhanced athletes in your, in your enhanced athlete games, right? Hello?“
>>154841782That's 100% Castilian Spaniard DNA, zero Indio admixture
need to add that event where two guys run into eachother at full speed until one is knocked out. cant remember the name of it
>>154841832Polynesian foreplay
The STRONGEST LIFTERS ON EARTH *5'7 mexican dude with flabby physique in background
>>154841832oh, you mean samoa-smash?
>>154841870kek
>>154841832Cock Jousting, a british classic
Broken WR count so far?
>>154841887
Oh hell yeah dude every single track guy is black. Thats sick
Have roids just gotten worse since the days of East Germany? They had "women" athletes setting records that stood for fucking decades, why can't we get that again?
>>154841887>>154841918>IOC sweating profusely
>>154841939You need steroids and communism. Thats just how it is.
>>154841945trvke
>>154841939no. the people "getting away with it" are better at avoiding detection, and the people in this event are 10 years past their prime and can't compete with basic competition-sanctioned test/hgh
>>154841939Did you miss the part where the roids need to be FDA approved? East Germany was using the good stuff.
>>154841887Tbf the second half is where the less washed up athletes seem to be so fingers crossed for a few
>>154841989Ahhh, okay. That's gotta be it.
so have they broken any records yet?
goddamn, people were hyping this shit up and it looks like a complete dud
What events should they add? I think throwing events could be kino. Those athletes are juiced and very underpaid.
If the outcome of all this is that the Enhanced Games™ fails to produce even a single new world record, surely it's just dead in the water, no second try next year, right?
hoping to see the sprinters take it down
The real even starts now, calm your tits burgerbro
>>154842039speed chessimagine the adderall and modafinil and amphetamine kino we could get
>>154842079Holy shit that would be insane.
>>154842066That's not gonna happen, they have a couple that are essentially in the bag.
Mountain when? At the end?
>>154842098Which?
I forgot how cool weightlifting is to watch
We have two autozone employees as commentators. They both have zero excitement or charisma. Here are our 3 athletes for today's event
>>154842026The potential was there but they've failed to attract enough of a crowd and enough athletes, its a damn shame
>everyone can break the WRStarts 27kh under itLmao
>>154842039it's not about adding new events. it's about letting these idiots use whatever they want with no testing. that's what people thought they were getting when this was announced. we want to see the human limits juiced to the tits, even if they die the next day
>>154842164Enhanced gaslighting capabilities
>>154842118Deadlift
>>154842118Deadlift is the freebie, Mens Snatch is looking very much on right now though
>>154842190Not listed? Is it after?
I dont understand why the weightlifters are slowly building up. They arent trying to win a comp, so they should just go for the record first lift.
wr inc?
>>154842265Let's hope
We're really doing kg with no conversion. In vegas??? Everyone's American. Okay dood
kilogram? how many football fields is that?
I was wondering if there would be a bread here the jewtube chat is pretty lit frfr no cap
>>154842277Its like half as heavy as your average american 13 year old
>all jobbed
ZEEEERO
FOOOOUUURRRR???
>>154842277you really need the screen to multiple a number by 2.2x for you?
The cope begins
Enhanced means you get extra attempts
the astersik record
roidtranny sisters... I don't feel so good...
>free cope liftembarrassing to still not get it
>>154842376The shits standard for any weightlifting event expecially one taking place in America
>roiding for this
Just threw my roids in the garbage. Looks like its back to gomad for me :(
Investors are pissed. They were promised a world record. Force a 4th attempt.
KWAB
Is deadlift at the end?
I'm going to make some burritos... how should I enhance them?
Russians would have lifted it. Just sayin
this is kinda sad ngl
>>154842462Before 100m sprint and 50m swimming
he sounds slightly retarded
>four more weeks
>>154842436>throw infinite money at event>promise the world to any athlete willing to compete (salary, prizing AND WR Bonus)>get less than 5 athletes per eventStinks of external meddling tbqh
>>154842421Weightlifting uses kg and only kg
do you think you're too old to pull a personal best snatch, anon? i think i would need to use a cash enhancement to pull a girl under 30 at this point
Where is he?
any hot women?
Jews will pay hafthor to try 550kg. Believe the plan
>>154842277the numbers don't matter. if it's a wr you clap, if it's not a wr, you do back to your drink
How much fucking money does this shit have behind it? This is crazy. It has to be a 99% loss
>>154842492It wasn't on their list of upcoming events
>>154842277They are seeking World Records, which are always in metric.
getting all of the athletes to bottle their WR attempts in order to throw suspicion on the olympics is a pretty funny plan 3bh
>publicly known to be roided up>can’t even do a pb much less a wr>fail spectacularly on a very public platform This has gotta be an all time humiliating experience for a professional athlete
>>154842537He's not who he was
>>154842578Yeah retard I mean the ui graphics on screen. Have a single line for a conversion
wait, are olympians also enhanced? I thought the anti-doping measures were strict
>>154842531Best I can do is a running car and my ex-girlfriend's Sephora points.
>roiding to the gills>still don't win
>>154842574It's on the website, and they showed it on Stream minutes ago, there are more 2 events before Deadlifting
>>154842571Like 650m someone said earlier (citation needed)
ITS BRYANTHATS MY GOAT
who is this umbrella freak
damn he looks really good for his age
>>154842472Jalapeño Cheetos inside the burrito (seriously)… thank me in advance
>>154842617not nearly as good as the 36 year old male model who looks 17
>>154842606650mil??? what
>>154842617I have never seen such a young man
>>154842630yea but isn't he in his like mid-50s?
>bj is herelol, lmao
>>154842617vampire
>>154842621I actually have flamin hot, will that work?
>can't even take as much testosterone as you want. The quantity was limited This is why you get no WR
>>154842617Thanks Roid !
>>154842609Silicon Valley billionaire turned longevity autistLoves health data
you DID sun your balls today, right anon?
Sex with Shania
OH MY FUCKING GOD
why cant whitey hang?
gimme lane 6
>>154842655Yeah but the taste won’t be the same since the jalapeño Cheetos are more cheesy like traditional Cheetos with spice and less on just trying to be overly hot like flaming
>>15484265858 million viewers ? That's quite honorable for such a shitshow.
>>154842658is this why we aren't getting any nibbas with yellow eyes breaking world records by 25%
>>154842723kek, you cheeky bastard
what if the brutal redpill is that olympians are actually on MORE juice than these guys
>sir, another non-enhanced* athlete has won
yo who the fuck design this track? the stop wall is like 20 feet after the finish line, fucking hell, at least make it 50 feet or more
Humiliation ritual after humiliation ritual
if they wanted actual enhanced games then they should let men pretending to be women compete in the womens events. we'd see world records
>>154842713i would throw it all away for her
>uh PTSDroidsisters, what stack do we take for PTSD? aromatase inhibitor and some cypionate?
>>154842774it's similar to how they do it with the 55m race in indoor track. In fact it's much longer
Plost twist they are on less rapids than the Olympics
>>154842754turns out we've always been watching the enhanced games
>>154842644is he supposed to be a vampire or some shit
>>154842785Moar Tren
Brad Pitt looks better ar 63 than that clown. He can look older, but better
>>154842835It's not about looks it's about living forever.
>>154842713my penis immediately exploded when i gazed upon her
>>154842866This would be kino.They should ditch the fda altogether
>>154842866primarch mode
>>154842812sunlight ages your appearance more than any other factor, so he does the vampire thing to preserve smooth skins. asian women do this too, i see them exercising in every inch of skin covered to stay white and smooth.
KEK
I was for ronnie coleman looking dudes doing pole vaults and shit, but this is lackluster
>>154842895women prefer right btw
How many $$$$$$$$$ corpos are funding this
LOOK AT THOSE LATS HOLY SHIT
>>154842866AI is the only true enhancer
>>154842910You've gotta be retarded to do PEDs with the goal of anything other than male mires
That blonde woman with her creepy smile isn't someone I'd want to be in a room alone with.
>>154842910by women do you mean gays?
6'6", 6'8" we got mogged bros
>record held by chink doperlol these old cunts won't come within 1 second of the record
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
they gotta come up with something to cover up the penises, it's practically a softcore porno
ANOTHER FAILED WR ATTEMPT
all things considered, that is extremely impressive.
>>154842953>0.2 offAsian gear is real shit huh
this is what enhanced can do! where can i get some enhance?
Wait, there is good prize money. Why couldn't they get better athletes?
>>154843007I wonder if this whole project is just a western laboratory to counter chinese enhancements
>>154842785Certain beta blockers like propranolol to inhibit memory formation.
>>154843036Nobody wants to go on international tv and admit they’re on the juice lol
>>154843036I am theorizing that, if this do this again next year, they will probably attract alot better athletes.
>>154842953Yea, these guys are wearing banned swimsuits and are still barely getting into range of WRs. I don't buy that olympics athletes are legit anymore.
>>154843016they're literally selling it on their website, but you can get it cheaper elsewhere
>>154843036Fear mongering and pressure from the established games commissions, I'd bet once your names been attached to this youll never get a sniff of Olympic or even national invites
Mens 100m next? I thought it was deadlift time?
>>154843039all these drugs have been around forever, most of them were supposed to treat other stuff but people found out they helped athletics insteadlike boner pills were supposed treat low blood pressure or something
>>154843081yeah, not breaking non-cheatsuit records with these cheatsuits is insane
>>154843081I mean they literally let two troons one of whom was genetically proven to be a male, beat down down women and literally break their faces in Olympic boxing in 2024. The troons came in 1st and second place as well.
>>154843108When is the boner competitionWould like to see some enhanced boners Not gay thoughbeit
it's smart to call it EPO because nobody can pronounce erythropoietin
>>154843107Other anon was retarded, deadlift is another hour
why do people assume that just because these dudes took enhancement mean they are gonna break record?the ones doing it in olympic are top tier freaks of nature which is already a sort of enhancement already
>>154843212>killers concertlmaomillennialbros... we run this shit
Thiel should pay for me to go to a dubai compound and enhanced train. Would be fun.
>>154843103But there are some very good, in their prime athletes, that would be better off doing this than losing in nationals.
>>154843237>Must enhance my penny bio lab stonks
>they're putting up a screenshot of the AI overview for why he's banned.The marketing and production for this product is absolutely fucking embarrassing
>>154843212>Another 4 hours of this shitThey said this whole event was 3 hours fuck this I'm going to bed it's 3am
>>154843107https://app.enhanced.com/schedule here shows the event live, deadlift is 4 events from now
what is he looking at?
am I buggin or are the dude's eyes fucked up?
I hope Kerley tears his achilles
>>154843245This whole thing is a millennial sales pitch for trt
>>154843274no dude you can't turn the stream offthink of the advertisers!
If you think Kerley is running anything under a 9.8 I've got a bridge to sell you
>>154843283Enhanced peripheral vision. No stone left unturned.
>>154843283>>154843282that's just enhanced vision my dudes
i hope kerley's eyes glow yellow like ben johnson and he smashes the wr
>>154843283Nope, nothing wrong with his eyes.
>>154843283they're enhanced
>>154843283His eyes are just super far apart
HAHAAHAHAHAHHA
>>154843283safe and effective
>>154843276Yeah in an hour like I posted, the other BR anon (maybe you idk) said it was two events away several events ago
top fucking kekalso anybody know how much these dudes got paid?
Kwaboty sporting event
>barely won>barely under 10KWAB
slow as mfs
HE'S HIM>9.93
>>154843366250k for each event winner, trickles down from there quickly
What a dogshit tournament
>>154843391not bad i guess
NO UMBRELLA
lol one dude ran a fucking 10.85he wouldn't even win a high school race around here
Updated broken WR count?
>>154843409UV Index must have dropped low enough to not need it
>>154843409The sun angle is beneficial for slowing his cellular aging. It's all meassured
>>154843409User death imminent
this is a pretty nice way to spend a sunday, having a lot of fun watching this
>>154843419j-just give us another four months in dubai!!!
>>154843409NO THE UV RAYS!!!
>>154843418Those high school kids should compete. Easy money.
>>154843419Not bulked enough, the natty olympians are too enhanced for them
when is Thor coming on? It's getting pretty fucking late over here...
>>154843455seriously they need to get the young kids on here so they can actualyl take advantage of the roids instead of these fucking uncs
>>154843409>UV INDEX = 0
>>154843409he's pants-less right there. sunbathing butthole, best enhancer.
>>154843464holiday tomorrow
>>154843464Its 3AM here and I have work at 7, dont be a pussy
>>154843464https://app.enhanced.com/schedule 3 events from now counting this one
>>154843464Another hour til first deadlift
how many records have been broken so far?
>>154843488>has to work on memorial daykek bongs
>>154843501olympians are juiced
>>154843418I used to run a 10.40 back in the day
Hope this enlightens normies that literally everyone from shooting and meme winter olympics sports up to weightlifters are roided to the gillsAlthough from the livestream it seems like people are swaying the opposite direction
I'll give them credit. They do move the show on quickly.
>>154843419They've quickly changed tune, and now it's about the athletes beating their own PBs lmao
yeah these people are like in their 30 or close to 30 and shit, which dont get me wrong are my people. but we dont have any young people?
>>154843507I dont even know what that is but I hope you enjoy your burgers and fireworks or whatever the fuck you guys are gonna do today
>>154843514>Although from the livestream it seems like people are swaying the opposite directionlol wut? do they think the enhanced athletes are secret natties?
I wonder if that time training with roids will allow them to make some really subtle gains that will carry over even after they stop taking them
>>154843464>>154843212Just over 45 mins assuming he's in Seg 1
>>154843530>but we dont have any young people?Outing yourself as a roid user is a death sentence for advertisers and getting sponsorships.
>>154843530Why would you stain your public image for a quick buck when you can play the long game and have your entire life sorted out with a national team. Olympics are literally just another form of race to arms
>>154843544>I dont even know what that ispoppy day basically
>>154843514>>154843550Because it illustrates that genetics are way more important.
wtf these aren't trannies just w*men on roids
>>154843550Nope i've seen a few comments "natty olympics do this without shortening their lifespan"
>>154843511the point is these dudes should be more juiced
>>154843584Reponse to steroids is also genetic, overall genetics alone can never outdo roids + good response
>>154843606This, they should loaded up more juices.Push the dose
>>154843584>geneticslots of rice and grilled chicken
>>154843606This, they are taking hrt dosages of testosterone lmao, Olympics probably are more juiced inonically
>>154843409They made him take it away cause it didn't look good on camera, he's using it between shots lmao
>>154843606They already are... they're just good at not popping. The only difference would be the testosterone dosage unironically
flatchads eating good
Why have a heat when there are less runners than lanes?
>>154843612Sure bud. Every single person here is just coincidentally a really bad responder.
>>154843409Madman
>>154843628and also a bit of keyboard turning your tauren warrior
>>154843632Mitchell Hooper is taking like half a gram of test a day, some of these guys are cranked out of their tree
>>154843637Hard nipples under thick suit still can see
would you?
>>154843637>>154843654damn, varbies look like THIS?
so what's the deal with that suit?
They should have wheeled out Ilya Ilyin.
>>154843695Less friction with the water than skin, better shaping and support for the body too. Slightly enhances performance, one of the commentators ballparked it at 2 to 4 percent
>>154843663nah bring back that thicc ass female weightlifter from earlier
>>154843507It's actually a bank holiday here, we've got the day off
So the Olympians are the juiced ones all along?
>>154843642Not even what i claimed but yes they're unironically worse responders than the guys in the olympics, that's why most of the people they brought bar a few names werent elites They even denied sincraian for example
Half these competitors are 30+, say they're not using PEDs and have only just come back to the sport having stepped away for several years like what are we doing here guys
>>154843749 Not me brother, I'd shoot myself before working a desk job even if you do get bankos. Never have worked a job with bank holidays off
>>154843756Magnussen has Olympic silver.
>>154843755Always has been
NEXTMen's Clean & JerkMen's 50m FlyMen's Deadlift
>>154843780It's a cruel world when we can't even trust the upstanding roiders to tell the truth...
should have paid a fortune for Bolt and Phelps to get back on mega juice and see how close they could come to their peak
>>154843808That's one (1) example. There's like 4/5 good athletes and the rest are jobbers
>>154843803Why you still awake if you've got work in the morning? Unfortunately for me I have work too, funnily enough I actually work at a bank and have to work bank holidays
Also they're competing with a suit now. This is absolutely miserable
>>154843913maybe he works graveyard shift, you guys have those, right?
just how much of this is just weightlifting? They didn't have any worse sports to grab from the Olympics?
>>154843848Would be cool
>>154843942they call them churchyards in englandthe more you know!
>>154843913Decided to go back to sleep till 5pm when I woke up this morning so I could watch Indy, F1 and Enhanced. Its been a sick day and I'll just go to bed after work if I need a nap. Off on chewsday anyways
>>154843968enhanced gymnastics would put the figure skating creeps to SHAME
>>154843994I need enhanced skateboarding. Roided up cows trying to do a kickflip.
good fucking lord...
>>154844041She cute
>>154843994nah, it would all be 40 year old women. no prime 18 year old gymnast girl is going to be roiding
>>154844041when does it stop being classified as a clitoris?
>>154844041weightlifting is full of thick girls its a great, even the superheavyweight battletanks are cute (after losing like 50kg)
>>154844075LMAO
NEXTMen's 50m FlyMen's Deadlift
>>154844108when you can slap it on the other person's tongue
The cope is becoming strong right now. They simply didnt enhance enough. Weak doses etc.
>>154844154they just need more time bro and to be 15 years ago
>>154844111>after losing like 50kgNo. She is perfect as is.
>>154844171>pierce brosnan stirring his latte.gif
>>154844169>to be 15 years agoTruly this. This event is made for younger second placers, who realize they just wont make the olympics, so they might as well try the enhanced games instead.
imagine if he swims slower than two years ago despite the cheat costume
>>154844154Only 2 months of roid use
>>154844154Real enhancement has not been tried
cheat suit would make me claustrophobic
how many records are already broken
>tey dhid te stter-r-roids gained sixh p-point tsree p-pounds of nean m-masthKick this retarded nerd off there
>>154844275and this is to go... even further... BEYOND
>>154844222theres significantly more money in this, i can see this becoming sort of a full blown yearly competition (like the NFL and so on) with prize money and such, if they play it rightunfortunately the marketing for this has been horrendous, they have to play up more the well being/financial benefits instead of LETS CRUSH SOME WORLD RECORDS YEAAAA
>>154844238Thats it? Well, fair enough then. But I was expecting a bunch of juiced up freak athletes doing insane shit. This whole event has been underwhelming.
was the E+ symbols supposed to resemble the Greek flag?
>>154844305It's also to shill overpriced placebo supplements so they're making some form of returns off this
>>154844305Yah, and do a national and worlds things, so athletes have multiple opportunities to compete. Its a cool idea. They just need younger athletes under the protocols for longer, and more comps.
>>154844310this is what juiced up freak athletes look like, youre just used to seeing them in the olympics
>>154844154At this point I’m waiting for the CRISPR games
>>154844310>these guys juiced to the gills look just like olympians!!anon-kun...
>>154844367Too true. You are right on that. >>154844393Yes, I get it. I feel stupid now lol.
WOAH ANOTHER WR NOT BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!
Kwaboty event
Fuck that was close. 5 hundredth. Also, butterfly is the most kino swim stroke.
>they must be so proud of you for taking gearreally
for that kind of money you'd have to be retarded to not roid for a couple of months unless you have some preexisting condition lol
that's a pretty solid fizeek though
Redpill = all they did was up the testosterone dose hence why they blew upThey're missing all the designer shit a proper team like russia or china or the us have
>>154844481Just a little bit of gear. As a treat
NEXTMen's Deadlift
>>154844501how guarded can they be, Thiel is bound to have some buddy with access to those.
i cant believe they got my favourite natty strongman, hafthor bjorn's son, to use steroids, its going to ruin his legacy
>>154844501winstrol is the #1 anabolic for athletic stuff, they can't take it here because it;'s not fda approved which is why they'll never make it
kek
>>154844561normies are finally getting it
>>154844536I am waiting for the breakaway unregulated enhanced games.
>>154844561Most of the livestream chat is just people having an epiphany or actually gaining consciousness
is that vampire looking motherfucker the millionaire that used his sons blood?
>>154844586broadcast it from a mothballed aircraft carrier in international watersFUND IT, THIELWE SHADOW MOSES NOW
>grip strength predicts life longevitydoes it really?
THORWill we see our first WR break?
>>154844598yes, bryan johnson. now he's moved on to curing his girlfriend's pussy disease and posting that is has the top 1% microbiome profile
>>154844501I don't get why they didn't just host this in a country with lax laws given who is funding it
wait a minute thor looks the exact same...
>>154844609id trust the immortal vampire unc when it comes to staying alive and healthy
>>154844561Anyone who doesn't understand this is delusional. Additional muscle mass isn't going to make you faster, and even the weightlifting results speak volumes about how 'enhanced' these athletes are compared to 'clean' competitions.
>WUBBADUBBADUB ISSAT TRU?
>>154844608>broadcast it from a mothballed aircraft carrier in international watersi mean, or just do it in russia. they'd be on board.
>>154844609Its been noted, worth mentioning that training grip strength doesnt improve longevity just that untrained grip strength is a good indicator of overall body strength
>>154844640thor never pretended to be natty
>>154844609Correlation, just like everything brian related. He's a grifter>>154844626Or straight up abu dhabi. They actually denied athletes who got banned in the past>Multi ply suitMeh
Hooper in his weakest form got 505 up to his knees.With the prep he's done, there's no question he's got this.
>>154844665POSE FOR THE FAAANS
>>154844679the only grip that i need to maintain is of my dick
These are second rate athletes. Are they at least coming really close to the WR? if they are that's a step in the right direction and all they need is better athletes next time.
get inhttps://rumble.com/v7a5p1y-the-enhanced-games-memorial-day-weekend-2026-las-vegas.html
>>154844710They need a better substance
the deadlift suit is kino
>>1548447103 of the 4 men's butterflies were under half a second off, closest was .05 A couple other records were also super close after 4 months camp and only 2 months of PEDs so this definitely has potential
Olympic categories is so much better. dead lift is shit
do they just mix each other's blood on the barbell there
Hoopers shins got ficked by that bar.
>>154844756>use banned supersuits>use banned substances>still can't beat any WRI think it's very clear that the 'enhancements' are no different from what everyone is taking normally. Improved training and access for has-beens? Sure.
EDDIE HALL BTFO
I can take all teh steroids and no one cares, but the moment I set up in sumo stance, and everyone loses their minds.
>>154844609yes VO2max + grip strength is the gold standard for life longevity
>>154844822yes, correct. double overhand conventional or not at all fagget
>barefootdamn nigga
>>154844822>sumoEHHHH.... wowCRINGE
Years of abuse, his face looks like he's had at least one stroke too. Reminds me of Derek.
this desk woman is disgusting bro
>>154844803Training compounds over time, these people didnt even have half a year in the programmeThis should be treated as a promotional event to get some 18 year olds in so we can see what happens to them in 24 months
>>154844822cool 3 inch rom dudelet's see your back arch and wide grip on the bench press too
how much of it is it just down to the space suits though?
If only Big Lenny were here to see this, he'd put the cookie cutters in their fucken place.
>>154844876>This should be treated as a promotional event to get some 18 year olds inWhy would any elite 18 year-old athlete with his entire career ahead of him join this clownshow?
>a pioneer in brazilian breaststrokeuhmmmm yah i dont think thats about swimming
>>154844913money
>>154844894In the swimming? The suits are doing more than the drugs.
>>154844839>>154844854>>154844885Why do the persecute me so???
>>154844913Quarter milly for a win plus a salary whilst training goes a lot further than a gold medal, bragging rights and going back to stocking shelves
>>154844894good question. in bench the equipped lifts are way higher. in deadlift? probably not as much
>>154844913look at instagram brothere's millions of 18 year olds on gear already
>>154844618Deadlift is 3 segments, second is after this event, third will be in around 25-30 mins. If he lifts 515 it'll be in the third segment probably
SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN
They are coping so hard with PBs now
>>154844937None of them are good at anything though.
this is essentially a more elaborate viagra ad isn't it
>>154844876Are you genuinely arguing regular sports competitions are clean? All of these performances are comparatively elite, but if anything it's proof of what every half-informed person knows, that professional sports are fully juiced and always have been.
>>154844938he could have done 515 last year during the wr. i hope he tried for 525
>>154844947that's just zoomers for ya
FOURTY-ONE YEAR OLD UNC ATTENDING THIS THING JESUS
>>154844885cope
watching the chubby ref just walk along at the same pace these swimmers are sprinting at kinda devalues swimming as a sport 3bh
SWIMMING AT THE SPEED AT A FAT MANS WALK!!!
>>154844950No not at all, not even interested in standard sports because its an uneven field due to a lack of honestyI'm solely arguing that this competition will show the benefits of its programmes only over a larger timespan than they have currently had
>>154844974how the fuck is this allowed
transhumanist sisters this is a pr disaster
upcoming
>>154844974jej
Guys we aren't even getting PBs anymore. Grim
Isn't that pool shit for competitive swimming anyway?
GIVE THEM WINNY AND VAR
>half a milly for going through a middle life crisis this man is a genius
>autism stare
>>154844913Being ahead of the curve, their generation isn't going to virtue signal like that as adults and the world will reflect it in 10-20 years. Plus less competition, it's doubly smart
>>154844990This competition is a bunch of second-rate has-beens getting access to top tier support that's just standard for the actual top of the world. Diminishing returns means the closer you get to the actual limit the harder it gets. To your point, though – Pogacar is a good example of what happens if you start early with access to the best science.
KINO
>>154845030>Tren but no win it or clen eatingYeah seriously dogshit
>>154845071I agree for a lot of them but you cant say current record holders and 2024 olympians are has-beens, theres no better metric to measure them against without making assumptions
damn so ez for thor
>>154845126which just proves my point that these 'enhancements' make 0 difference for anyone who has received top level support before (because they were juicing before). Getting access to juice just gets the has-beens and second-rate athletes much closer to the min-maxed top tier, thus my comment regarding diminishing returns.
>>154845126What are we doing awake brother
>>154844894i double my lift amount with those suits.
>>154845027Probably. I don't know if it's just superstition, but swimmers universally accept that the middle lanes are faster, so even if there's no physical difference, there's probably a psychological detriment for most of the swimmers.
Sex with Natalia
>>154845173Watching the brits clean this shit up my man, all those Ws are magical
Polish ladies are my weakness lads
will there be an enhanced special olympics? just want to see india get some medals
I hope tonight doesn't awaken any fetishes in me....
those swimsuits delete their breaststhey all look flat as boards
>>154845210india is one of the most doped countries and they still never win
>Nataliashe's a big guy
these women have more muscle than me
THEY'RE BARELY EVEN PBING NOW
>>154845242Bigger dicks too
>space swimsuit >still nowhere near the WR
>The underwater dolphin wriggle move after the turnMy neurons were activated against my will
>the only WR to be challenged is the one that has consistently been pushed by the same guy Fraudulent
Feel bad for hooper, dudes just there to make Bjornsson look even bigger
>>154845360Yah, he is still cooked from wsm.
moose 515? i aren't think that
Hooper can't lift this shit, why is he even trying it
INJURED
>Took a shot at 515Based actually
hope that's not a hernia
>>154845391you wouldnt get it
Man, even to get that off the ground is impressive.
how big of a difference do 5kg even make at that point?
please do this thor, salvage the enhanced games
>thor only try 515>the other dude try 550the fuck, was he insane
LESSSGOOOOOOO MOUNTAINNNNNN
>>154845405That was my first thought.
>>154845416A lot Even past 200kg adding 2.5kg regularly becomes miserable i cant fathom what these guys even go through mentally when they do these jumps
>>154845403I was genuinely scared for him, hope his insides are still all in the right place
AMMONIA BROS LETS GO
KWABOTY all around
NT NT NT
damn, that's a solid attempt. 1135 lbs is just fucking absurd
>>154845420Based brainlet
>>154845416When I get close to my max even on DL 5 kg make it go from stable reps to backbreaking, it's stupid.
the 100m are the only thing that can salvage it now
>>154845457I think we have become a bit to used to hafthor always lifting it. 515 is simply ridiculous/
>>154845416Just keep adding 5kg. You can do it until you cant
Eddie could have made that lift.
>next time hopefully i get itNEVER DOOM.
What a waste of time
>>154845479Better than being a waste of life.
>didn't even interview Hoopertopkek
UPDATED BROKEN WR COUNT?
>>154845485uhhhh... yeah..
We all want to hear from Edddie, of course
>>154845457>>154845467Anyone lifting 500kg off the fucking ground is absolutely miraculous. He looked like he was about to pass out, I wonder if one day he's just going to drop dead, since there's no reason to keep pushing other than wanting bigger numbers. It's not like he needs to increase the record to keep raking in money.
>>154845484He looked injured, no? I think the medical staff is checking on him.
>take your vitamins>forget your prayersthe event was dead from the start
>>154845485uhhh... look at these personal bests....
Get that coked up bitch off the camera
>>154845500Weightlifting is the game of lifting heavier and heavier weights until you get injured, heal, and then start the cycle again. It would take something miraculous for hafthor to walk away from from competitive lifting. Very few successfully do.
BOOBA TREAT TO END THE NIGHT
>>>154845515>>>153845515NEW
perhaps the world records were the friends we made in the lab
the fuck is jason statham doing here
nah im done watching now gg
>>154845515new thread I'm completely fucked in the head
>>154845432PRing 200KG felt the exact same as PRing 240KG for me, it all feels equally as heavy.
>>154845501He congratulated Thor after he came off stage, he was just standing there chilling
>>154845520So he'll just kill himself with a heavy deadlift eventually? Absolute cinema
>>154845602manliest way to go desu
>>154841277Now that's my type of enhancement
>>154841515>>154841417WHOMSTVE
