>>Sunday 24th May 2026>4pm Brighton & Hove Albion 0-3 Manchester United>4pm Burnley 1-1 Wolverhampton Wanderers>4pm Crystal Palace 1-2 Arsenal>4pm Fulham 2-0 Newcastle United>4pm Liverpool 1-1 Brentford>4pm Manchester City 1-2 Aston Villa>4pm Nottingham Forest 1-1 AFC Bournemouth>4pm Sunderland 2-1 Chelsea>4pm Tottenham Hotspur 1-0 Everton>4pm West Ham United 3-0 Leeds United>>Previous: >>154835596
>Arsenal was pretty neutral with refs this season>Arsenal are the first club to ever go an entire campaign without conceding a penalty or a red cardDon't question it goyim! Ignore the money filing into PGMOL's pockets
>>154848446>eplThe season is over, it's /trans/. Not using this thread, sorry.
Declan Rice is Irish
any transfers (or trannys as i like to call them) confirmed so far?
Point difference between the top 585 > 78 > 71 > 65 > 60Arsenal > City > United > Villa > Liverpool
>>154848475You're dad
>>154848463yeah we get it you love trannies
Sunderland are the protagonists of the EPL. If this makes you mad, good.
>>154848492tranny check complete. dick still stands lol
>>154848506lol nice can j have it lll
Manchester United will be worse next season but still likely good enough for top 5. Chelsea will go deep in the cups so won’t benefit as much.
Grimsby
>>154848487>City finished as close to 1st place as they did to 3rd placeThat's actually an insane collapse, considering they were top of the table with 5 games to go.
17th again Ole Ole!
Transpastic Four
>>154848526I think the players didn't know Pep was leaving and lost their will to fight when they found out.
>>154848551dalot is fucking gay
If they do this they might finally have a winger who isn't totally dogshit
>>154848487United finishing 11 points clear of Liverpool after their starting points is insane.
soz mate idk how that issss but he's garn to forrest
>>154848474it's pronounced Declan Shite
>>154848580legs status?
PL KWABOTY?Still Tony.
>>154848573Why would he or any player you've ever heard of join a club which finished 17th twice in a row - AND! GOT CHEERED FOR IT!!!!
>>154848594just sign mid table shitters like utd did when they finished 15th
>>154848592oh its trueits damn true
>>154848594More minutes and higher wages, innit
>>154848573yes surely, the guy with one premier league goal all season is going to fix spurs
>Liverpool just need to change coach then they’ll win the league The same coach who won them the league?Or does Paddy think the previous players who have all left the club were what carried to them to league win last year?
Where is Mané going?
>>154848634Who would liverpool even get now?There are no good managers without jobs
>>154848526>top of the table with 5 games to go.Is that enough to be a bottle?
>>154848639Home to shag his 15 yr old wife again probably
>>154848556>I think the players didn't know Pep was leavingWe found him lads. The one person on the planet who has this view
Have a lot of respect for Spurs for sticking with Kinsky after he humiliated himself in Europe. Unlike another club that forced their goalkeeper to walk alone after he humiliated himself in Europe.
>>154848556it was pretty obviously rodri's injury that stopped them winning the league
>>154848648Iraola, Hoeneß, Nagelsmann, Tuchel, Xavi
I think Man United will win the Premier League next season by 1 point amd Arsenal will finish 2nd.
>>154848651I meant Mateus Mané
>>154848669Nobody wants Iraola apart from palace
>>154848556lol did you start following the sport after Maresca left Chelsea
>>154848678Bruno's 21 assists was a premonition of the 21st title.
Sunderchads, how are we feeling today?
>>154848619kek based
I hope you are all shitposting on /epl/ (soon to be /trans/) while shirtless in your garden
>>154848709anything over 20 degrees is too hot to go outside
>>154848476I know what flag I'm responding to. Unfortunately for you, I also know that you aren't a Swede, Abdi.
Look at this Mancunian getting KWABbed by Adama
>>154848714Daves sandal fell off lol
>>154848634I think pretty much everyone unanimously agrees that Salah carries them to the title last season. Its the most any player has ever carried before, statistically. Even higher than Messi.>>154848648Inzaghi
>>154848691It was actually 20 assists, the one on the final day of the season was an own goal by the keeper.
>>154848709I have heat intolerance so I'm inside today
>>154848714Just looking at their skin colour makes me shrivel in disgust. What are they like. I refuse to believe Britain colonised these idiots. How can they be this unhygienic decades after independence?
>>154848662City won the league in previous seasons when they had big injuries to Kompany, De Bruyne and Aguero. City have set a ridiculous standard over the years where you need an incredibly stacked bench in order to win the league. If they've fallen short by their own standards then that can't really be used as an excuse anymore, especially given that they have the highest wage bill in the league.
>>154848739Indian intolerance is a normal feeling
MOGGED
how many from open play
>>154848763Looking forward to see Watkins at the World Cup
>>154848769This but about Arsenal goals
>>154848749They have zero midfield without rodri, they fall off as soon as he is out of the squad is huge, just look at nico gonzalez yesterday he is so slow and delays every pass, he kills every turnover of possession
>>154848755Bruno was a CDM for half the season as well lmao.>>154848763Haaland is so clear of every other striker.
>>154848462>First post seething about ARSE THE CHAMPIONS
>>154848782Sad but true
>>154848755>>154848763warra trophy
>>154848804You do get a trophy for leading either of those charts >golden boot>playmaker of the season
>>154848813warra trophy
>>154848818
>>154848813The team doesn't You probably think they do lmfaooooo
>>154848804>>154848818>broken Arsenal plasticInsane head loss from Arsenal fans after their club won something.
So West Ham go down with 39 pointsFair game to Spurs. Simply better
>>154848844Innit. They won the league and still seethe because of an individual award.
>>154848763Watkins is always up there with no pens
>>154848844Oh my god you literally think the team wins it WHAT A FUCKING MONG YOU REALLY ARE
about to see a monumental Dave backpedal
>>154848844trophy>>154848849warra trophy
>>154848850Yep quality player and vital to England in the World Cup this summer
>>154848782The point is that City have usually been smart enough with their transfers that they have suitable replacements to cope with big absences in the team. Their overreliance on one player is what has cost them, and they only have themselves to blame given that this is the standard they themselves have set for PL champions since Guardiola started dominating this league.Compare that to Arsenal this season. Saka has been carrying injuries throughout the season, and while Madueke is nowhere near his level, he has been good enough to keep Arsenal competitive in Saka's absence. Likewise, Odegaard has been injured a lot but they could play Eze instead.
>>154848851>>154848861Absolute meltdowns from both of you, fucking hell.
Just get outside. Can’t be inside on your computer all day anon
>there is still seething here about the winnersthis is going to be a long summer for some
Bruno won the cuck award?
The customers are putting fan-voted awards into the 2025/26 honours
>>154848844You gave it and now you can take it
>>154848891>winners seething>losers seethingNever seen anything like it
So are the rules changing so you can’t bombard the keeper next season?
Isn't assisting kinda like being a cuck? Letting another man get the glory by scoring?
>>154848893That went to your da
>>154848813>You do get a trophy for leading either of those charts LMAOwarra trophy
>>154848896I find the entire emotional explosion from Arsenal fans laughable.
>>154848905Yes, discussions between FIFA and UEFA have already begun
Who won player of the season?
>>154848916Especially since he scored 2 non-penalty goals or something pathetic like that
Manchester United Player of the Season is a coveted award (the ceremony will take place this year after it was cancelled the past few seasons)
>>154848921Bruno Fernandes is my da?
Lmao he’s BOILING (and not because he’s outside enjoying the sun)
>>154848782>nico gonzalezIn the last 2 or 3 seasons City have bought a number of random players for like 25-50m and I don't think any of them has been stand out at all. Donnarumma and Cherki maybe being the only exceptions but that might just be recency bias. A lot of others have just been sort of okay I think. Doku, Nunes. Marmoush, etc. Maybe I have unrealistic expectations for City to find random players that get transformed into amazing players because of Pep but the last few seasons have been rather lacklustre for them imo. >>154848905One can only hope. Someone was suggesting making the attacking players be outside the 6 yard box until the ball is played. Don't know how it'll look in practice though. And they'd have to test it out in "lesser" leagues as well so whatever solution they'll find will take at least a season to be implemented I imagine.
>>154848981Why not just have the ref do his job when a keeper is surrounded?
>>154848981>NunesI still can't work out why he's been played as a right back all this time. He was never a right back at Wolves.
Howling at the picture of Casemiro posing with his man of the match awards to make his Man United career look good. Meanwhile Bernardo Silva and John Stones' farewell pictures had them surrounded by actual trophies.
>>154849002That would require the referees to do their jobs consistently for one and actually be held responsible for two so that'll never happen. >>154849005Pep's giga brain I suppose. Wasn't his transfer also really messy for some reason? I think they bought him, he looked like absolute shit, and they wanted to ship him off instantly I think.
if i say someone else is having a melty i win in the marketplace of ideas
>>154849005Pep literally said that he's too dumb to play in midfield
if I say hi im interested i win in the marketplace of facebook
>>154849046lol, I must have forgotten about that: https://www.espn.co.uk/football/story/_/id/44571172/man-city-matheus-nunes-not-clever-enough-play-midfield-pep-guardiola>"He [Nunes] can become a good right-back for his physicality," Guardiola told reporters at Old Trafford. "I think he's not a player to play in midfield because he's not clever enough, in the composure, but he has incredible skills and he's learning a lot.>"The big mistake of full-backs is when you have the cross to the far post where you are, they are always sleeping.>"But he defended really well two or three crosses, like when Bruno [Fernandes] put it to the far post for [Patrick] Dorgu.>"He has the attention and the physicality to do it, so he can play in that position and help us a lot."
>>154849046He (Nunes) dodges a penalty or a red card every other game. Apparently BBC thinks he was the best RB in the league this season.
>>154849083He has got better at making less dumb errors in the second half of the season and I can't really name a RB in the premier league that has been better (more consistent) than him this season
When accepting the Greatest Player to Ever Exist Award, or at least that's how it's being treated by legacy media, all Crybaby Fernandes spoke about was Declan Rice. No thanking the manager or the other players or the customers, just kept saying he wanted Declan Rice at United (he snubbed them)
The team that other fans accused of getting PGMOL favours all season actually had no red cards and no penalties against them?
League placement of English teams that played in Europe>Arsenal (1st)>Man City (2nd)>Aston Villa (4th)>Liverpool (5th)Squad isn’t good enough to do both line>Chelsea (10th)>Newcastle (12th)>Crystal Palace (15th)>Nottingham Forest (16th)>Tottenham (17th)
Arsenal customer that hid from this thread for 8 months crying about Nunes not getting red cards
>>154849109>When accepting the Greatest Player to Ever Exist Award, or at least that's how it's being treated by legacy media, all Crybaby Fernandes spoke about was Declan Rice. >No thanking the manager or the other players or the customers, just kept saying he wanted Declan Rice at United (he snubbed them)KEK
>>154849102I must have managed to watch the wrong games with Man City. I take your word for it
>>154849142People are ruled by emotions and make incorrect statements. Your last statement is 100 % correct though.
>>154849150>hid from this thread for 8 monthsYou are factually wrong for the 5 or 6th time in just a few hours. Not your best day in life.
>everyone that bullies me is just 1 personmedsnow
>>154848681I want Iraola
>>154849245Be nice to liversimp. He’s had a rough few weeks and his title winning manager is sadly staying
>>154849356He's shit and he's a coward and he's losing his job because he's shit and he's a coward. Get over it
EPL teams in Europe next season>Norf - 5>Coast - 2>Londonistan/Jamaican colony - 1
>>154849387>EPL teams that will be European Champions next season>1
>>154849436Yes that’s a Norf confirmation. Thank you
>>154849387>London - 1It could be two if Palace beat Vallecano in the Battle of the Shitholes.
>>154849436It could be two if Palace beat Vallecano in the Battle of the Shitholes.
Haha very funny ignoring the arsenal are in a final too. Seethe some more
YOU 'ULLLLLLLL
>>154849070>I think he's not a player to play in midfield because he's not clever enough, in the composure,Brutal
Rice needs to upgrade his wife. She’s a whopper
interesting
>ihccxp.mp4catbox>grey area
>>154849522Absolutely. If Maresca is Pep's replacement, I can't imagine him saying something like that. Or like when Pep said Kalvin Phillips was overweight.
>bournemouth sell their left back>bournemouth sign an even better oneliverpool got scammed with kerkez
>>154849552And IsakAnd Wirtz
>>154849552THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>154849551>I can't imagine him saying something like thatMe neither. I guess Pep has earned it though. On a side note, Maresca in a club that doesn't have owners trying to sabotage themselves would be pretty interesting to see.
You now remember when Ten Hag delayed Onanas AFCON trip to the last second so he could play for United and be shit
Remember when the scousaar kept mocking people for saying Salah was washed every time he scored and then he finished the season with less goals than Thierno Barry? That was weird.
>>154849532Rice is a fellow architect, he's exactly where he wants to be
Wesley Fofana is the worst transfer in Premier League history.People will point to Antony, Lukaku or Pogba but at least all of them have at least a kernel of talent to see why they cost so much (yes, even Antony). With Fofana, there is nothing. If you watched him, you would think he was an academy graduate to make up the numbers. And if you thought he wasn't, he would be £30m player at the absolute maximum. Instead he is a £75 million transfer. Such financial criminality needs a police investigation.
>>154849552lets see how good that Truffle lad is when Iraola is managing Liverpool and Slot is managing Bournemouth
>>154849661Fofana was genuinely good at Leicester until he got killed pre-season by a Villarreal player. Has never been the same since.
>>154849686He was never a 75m player or be projected to be one. I won't take any of this nonsense on my imageboard.
>Salah G/A14 in 27 matches>Mbeumo G/A14 in 33 matches>Sesko G/A12 in 30 matches>Cunha G/A12 in 33 matches
>>154849661genuinely think Chelsea are stuck with him too they couldn't give him away
>>154849744>All competitions*
>>154849522>>154849551He said this in Nunes first season after he gave him some minutes in midfield and the guy would constantly lose possession, slip on the ball, or give a goal away. He at least tried him out at LW first before moving him to RB, places where he can do limited damage.
>>154848755How can a League 1 striker be ahead of all those twinkly boot latinos???
>Tottenham say "football success had not been driving our decisions" as non-executive chairman Peter Charrington admitted failings and vowed to rebuild in an open letter to the club's supporters.you don't say(!)
>>154849552Slot just makes players worse, the guy sucks
>>154849744brutal
>>154849815They need to raid the recruitment departments at Bournemouth, Brighton and Brentford if they want a chance to be competitive. Spurs era of buying overpriced donkeys is killing them
>>154848755assists are the preferred statistic of cuckolds
>>154849821>Slot just makes players worse, the guy sucksYeah that's why he won the league with a team full of chokers and a team that got bummed by *checks notes* Atalanta
>>154849843That was Klopp's team running on Kloppian momentum
>>154849803>No comps
>>154849803Nah just the Premier League, wanted to be fair to United who had no Europe and got knocked out the cup in their first rounds by Brighton and League Two Grimsby
>>154849853>That was Klopp's team running on Kloppian momentumSo the team that had the momentum of bottling the league to City and losing to Atlanta to get knocked out of Europe in Klopps last season?
>>154849902I can't even tell what you're saying, you sound deranged as fuck. Slot is a shit manager who makes players worse. It's literally that simple.
>>154849808I was right in thinking his transfer was messy. Wolves bought him for 38m pounds in August 2022. When the 23/24 season started, City made a bid of 47m pounds and Wolves rejected. Nunes stopped going to training to force Wolves' hand. On deadline day, 1st of Sept, City bought him for 53m. And he made his debut on the 16th of Sept. So he basically had no real time to get to City's level because the season had already started and it's a big leap from Wolves to City. But Wolves somehow managed to make a tidy 15m profit off him after only one year. Kinda weird case all around. I don't remember him being all that amazing in Wolves either.
>>154849744and that's Salah nerfed by Arne Slot
>>154849986City's recent history of midfield transfers is abysmal. Nunes, Philips, Nico Gonzalez, Reijnders all flops. But also Nunes was a last minute panic buy after Rice and Bellingham both snubbed City and then the Paqueta deal also fell through, so people didn't really have high expectations for him.
>Peter Ndlovu's GRANDSON is playing for Notts Countyfeels old man
>>154849898...but he scored 7 in the league. in fact he only scored 12 in all comps and made 41 apps.
>>154849990Salah improved by Slot*scored less than 20 in the 2 seasons before he arrived
>>154850006Oh yeah, I forgot that was season Rice was sold. >Nunes, Philips, Nico Gonzalez, Reijnders all flops.That's what I was saying before. Feels like they're all just okay at best. Not really bad but not good either. Definitely not up to City's level but maybe that's just a case of Rodri, Gundogan, KDB and all being incredibly good and too high a bar to reach.
>>154849938Then learn how you read you retarded jeet, that's not what the stats and the football say
>>154849810Lmao. Jarrod Bowen (Championship) has more assists than Liverpool starboy Dominic Szoboszlai.
>>154850047you should read again what I typed
>>154850036Unfortunately he's not related to the Coventry legend
Bowen has more open play assists than Bruno KDK
Players from the Relegation Fire Sale who would make good additions to an existing Premier League clubWolves>Joao Gomes>Rodrigo Gomes>Hwang (Spurs shold really get him to continue their Korean business prospects)Burnley>Dubravka (solid backup goalkeeper)>Flemming>Jaidon AnthonyWest Ham>Summerville>Taty>Diouf>Mavropanos>Mateus Fernandes>Bowen>Wan-Bissaka>Soucek
>Contract discussions taking place for Tielemans and Konsa (2 years on current deals) alongside talks about the future of Buendia (1 year)Big news for Villa
>>154850078Lol
>>154850069>learn how you readKek state of scousers
>>154850108>Bowen has more open play assists than Bruno KDKthis can't be...
>>154850109>>HwangFeel like I haven't seen this guy in years, he was always a baller
>>154850169Apparently he's been complete shite this year
>>154850152>>learn how you read>Kek state of scousersRetard KLENK
>>154850177>needing AI slop for backupJust sit down lad
>>154850177Bodied that freak
>>154850186>retard can't handle being proven wrongfacts don't care about your feelings sanjay
>>154850169He only shows up randomly. If anyone can get him to play consistently well then he'd be decent.
>>154850195You didn't even understand the AI slop either, it listed contexts neither of which were relevant to your garbled improper usage because you're a bit fick ain'tcha mate, aincha?
>Liverpool make winger priority with Leipzig’s Yan Diomande high on list - Paul JoyceAnother 500mil summer approaching
Reminder there is nothing to suggest Arne Slot is leaving Liverpool
>>154850213I don't think you know how English works if you don't know what imperatives or verbs or nouns are, Sanjay Pick up a book sometime
>redditor crying about ai
>>154850240Scouser fucked up and then ran to AI asking for backup because he can't speak English properly
>>154850099Played for Sheffield United in my era>someday we'll win a playoff
>>154850254more like you fucked up by not knowing how language works and then got fact checked. go back.
>>154850269>>154850240KEK
>>154850269LISTEN LA YOU AINT KNOW HOW THE ENGLISH WORKS. I SPEAKS IT PROPER GOOD AN THAT
>>154849986>I don't remember him being all that amazing in Wolves eitherI remember him being good. Not exactly Cunha level but close
>redditor having a melty
Dorgu has a higher g/a than Wirtz
Dorgu is black
>>154850232He is most likely staying since they want to sign his setpiece coach from hos Feyenoord stint. He was supposed to join alongside Slot but due to visas problems it was delayed.
>>154850327>Liverpool are trying to play the Arsenal way (hoofball, setpieces, and PGMOL holding their hand).Might sit next season out if this is the way it's going to be.
>>154850278Maybe I just can't remember. I thought he looked okay but nothing to write home about. A decent midtable midfielder.
>>154850368go on plastic la, you can do it
>>154850368>Might sit next season out>"you'll never walk alone" except next season, yeah, im just not gonna walk with you
Had no idea Arsenal fans were so obsessed with Man United.
Manchester United have earned £191.5M for finishing 3rd in the Premier League.
john stones
are Transchester Dilated so broke that they'll celebrate earning not even 200m?
>>154850483Big money for a small club like tran u
raped
>>154850368>next seasonEvery corner this season they did all the things people accuse Arsenal of doing on corners.
arsenal fan always the victim
Dilated fans:>Bruno Fernandes is player of the season because he carried his shit team-mates up the table all by himselfAlso Dilated fans:>Harry Maguire is the best English CB and should go to the World Cup, Cunha and Mbuemo are signings of the season, Casemiro has been excellent for us, Lammens is Schmeichel in disguiseDo they not feel the cognitive dissonance here?
>>154850624kek
>>154850624>cognitive dissonance If it were Chelsea fans it would be called cocknitive dicksuckance
>dilated this>dilated thatHe hasn’t stepped outside ALL day
you're here
>>154850436>Manchester United have earned £191.5M for finishing 3rd in the Premier League.The clubs yanited buy their next shitters from just added an extra 20% (over and above the usual united tax)
>>154846812>mind the table position>>inb4 they played fewer minutes>what's the answer to 2+2 and don't give me none of that 4 shit
>he thinks you can’t shitpost from outsideL M A OM AO
>even Kenny is wondering "what the fuck is this shite"
Chelsea will guaranteed fail SCR in the next few years. They only make 20% more revenue than Aston Villa and Newcastle. Imagine those clubs spending £1.5B.
Corrrrr
>being outside >phoneposting
>>154850929Some turnout that
>>154850929get some chips with chip spice for me laddy
>>154850689Bank Holiday isn't special to him. Off work every day.
>>154850929Wtf they're all white. Relegate them now!
Muslim owners must be happy they can add a few more mosques to Hull
>>154850929>>154850977Is Hull /our/ club?
>>154850895>Be Everton>Breach FFP/PRS/SCR/DFS/IRA by an innocuous amount>Immediate point deduction>Be Forest>Breach FFP/PSR/SCR/DFS/IRA by an innocuous amount>Immediate point deduction>Be Chelsea>Breach FFP/PSR/SCR/DFS/IRA by an amount that would make Elon wince>Eventually get a €10k fine and a ban from a single transfer window, but with plenty of time to let you get whoever you want in the preceding windowAny slop 6 club that doesn't make the top 6 is automatically the most embarrassing club(s) of the season.
>>154851070since you're Indian then yeah
>>154851105What is your problem. The photos show only white fans.
>never walk alone la>cept you Slotnice fans
>>154851074An overlooked aspect of the new rules is automatic punishments. Over 100% of revenue spent means you lose budget for next year. Over 115% is 1 point per £6.5m overspent with a minimum of 6 points deduction.
>>154851177Did it to Trent as well. Lad gave 20 years of his life to the club and won everything. He was a model professional. Decided to complete his contract and move to a big club. Then the Liverpool "supporters" sent him death threats and made him feel like shit.
how did Slot, who got bumraped by 90% of the teams in the prem, have Arsenal's number?
>>154851177They did the same with Salah (the greatest player in the history of their stepping stone club) as soon as Slot threw him under the bus.They're like the kind of "friends" who are only around when things are good. Vile people.
>>154851200its funny how much liverpool fans think of real madrid as a rival on their level
>>154851213This the same Liverpool that gave Igor Tudor’s Tottenham Hotspur a rare point?
how did Slot win the league?embarrassing for every other club
>>154850109If Matheus Mane was an English lad from London called Makayo Maka you wouldn't have omitted him from this list
>>154851213Simple. Arsenal are a bunch of pussies
>>154851236There's no way they actually think this LMAO
>>154851213PGMOL team recognises PGMOL team
Starboy Muttayo Maka signs for Transchester Dilated
>>154851236Same Real Madrid that beats them everytime the face each other?
gotta say this is the worst England squad of all time. Tuchel doing his true job well
>>154851349Most balanced squad we've had in generations. People are only mad because their favourite players didnt make it.
>>154851361it's so balanced bringing in Hendo, Spence. Burn and Livramento
>Tuchel brings back gayhater Hendo back in to the mixBased?
>>154851403>gayhater Hendoit's a self-loathing
>>154851378All of them can play multiple positions and Henderson is a good influence on the young players.
Carragher's pre-season predictions
>>154851429scousers don't know ballcarragher is an Everton fan btw
The people losing their minds over Spence being called up are angry that Luke Shaw isn't in the starting squad
>>154851429How the fuck did he think Spurs would finish 5th.
>>154851378Realistically none of those players are going to play serious minutes during the tournament. So you're better off bringing players that are actually willing to support the players off the pitch and push them in training, rather than bringing divas like Harry Maguire who go crying to the press when they aren't playing.
>>154851429You could definitely say there is no reason to have United top 6 when they finished 15th but then he put Tottenham there. Man is mentally ill
>>154851449spence does have a broken jaw though
>>154851429To be fair, Arne Slot, Thomas Frank, Enzo Maresca and Eddie Howe were all pretty highly rated at the start of this season.
i like how nice the balance is between fit players and players that have been out injured all season/. that is well done by agent Tuchel
Tommy Tukes knows what he's doin, gotta have faith innit
>>154851454Stones starts the tournament injured so anything happens to Konsa or Guehi or Konsa and Burn is right in. James is a permacrock too so that's Livramento or Spence starting. it's almost like Tuchel is trying to fuck England over, curious
Bring back Garuf
Howling at that World Cup 26 advert featuring Cole Palmer. It's like the Euro 24 advert featuring Grealish.
I love John Stones but he just gave up 2 goals against Villa and basically hasn't played all season
Jacquet could have brought Papin, Ginola, Cantona and Platini in 1998 but he chose not to. the result? a little unknown called Stéphane Guivarc'h fired Les Bleus to their first ever World Cup
>>154851568For me it’s when they play adverts with England players after England get kicked out the tournament
>>154851594>Papin, Ginola, Cantona and Platininow those were some players
>>154851594Jack Walker could have signed Zidane but he chose not to. the result? A little unknown player called Tim Sherwood fired Rovers to their first PL title
Every single Englishman that has tried their hand at management over the past 20 years has proven to be tactically inept. Maybe if Tuchel is upsetting them all then he's doing something right.
>>154851630Wrong. We had our chance in 2018 but the press didn’t like it and hounded big Sam out
>YNR the HEY JUDE adverts at Euro 2024
OHHHHTRANNYMAGUIIIIREEEEEE
>>154851449that's great and all but what does Spence even do well
Redpill me on Nagelsmann (especially if there are any bundes lurkers here). He's highly rated but to me his vibe is that of like a German Liam Rosenior
>>154851706He's a pacey strong fullback who can run all day
can't believe bog sim his sargon is in the championship lads
>>154851720Did well at Bayern, got forced out, now everyone sucks his dick for some reason. German squad doesn't seem that impressive so I doubt this job will do him any favours. Will be plenty of clubs willing to take a punt on him next season
>team building exercise with South Americans>Rosenior decided Lego was the answerTorturing a man or kicking a decapitated would only work with that lot
Phil Neville sacked as Portland Timbers coach And u
>>154851743For me the best bog sim meme was from the City(?) match when it zooms in on the cheeky cunt watching the game from a block of flats
>>154851847Bad day for the Nevilles
>>154851861>tfw he's an unironic Labour councillor now
i like the balance in this england squad between shit and good players. kane and guehi and rice are good but then you have shit like spence and henderson. bravo, tukes!
>Enzo “storms out” of the Chelsea job>Palmer starts playing like shit>Palmers asking price plummets>Enzo goes to work for City>Palmer linked back to CityWhat a heist KEK
>Iraola approached by AC Milanscousebros….
>>154850616No that’s Liverpool
>>154851890Tory behaviour that
>>154848923Theres hardly anything here bro you’re projecting you’re own seethe you fucking babby lol
no way Arsenal are good enough to win the CL and PL in the same year
>>154852075oh he bubblin'
>>154851933>when he ends up facing Bournemouth in the Europa League group stage
>>154852023They were only good enough to win the PL because of PGMOL. Football would truly be dead if they won the CL.
More bad news for the Class of 92 after Salford got pumped at Wembley this afternoon:>Portland Timbers have confirmed that they have parted company with head coach Phil Neville by mutual consent.>Neville's final match in charge was Sunday's 3-1 defeat to San Jose Earthquakes that left the Timbers third from bottom in the Western Conference, eight points adrift of an automatic MLS play-offs spot.>Speaking on Monday, Neville, 49, thanked all those involved with the club for his time in Oregon but conceded that he had failed to deliver the results required this term.>"I realise we are in a results business, and the results haven't been to the expectation of this football club," Neville said.
>>154852152oh xhe boilin'
>>154852218>More bad news for the ass of 92oh no what now?
>Bruno Fernandes £57m release clause revealed during pay rise discussions
>>154852259digits and real madrid activate it
>>154852259No one wanted Poono
Spursbros, now that >WE are safe. While I really like Bentancur >WE need him out of the club. He is always injured. Feel bad about it but we need someone that is reliable DM to go with Palinha. The Striker situation is bad because we have Solanke but this guy wont stop getting injured. Also cut off Romero. I think he is done with the club and we should be too. Its best to part ways with him. Hopefully he is amazing at the world cup and we can get 80mil+ for him from Real Madrid or something. Then we go and get someone much younger to go with VDV. I feel safe with Kinsky and the rest. I think next season >WE need to push for conference or Europa league. That should be the objective. I think. As long as the play is good and >WE finish midtable i will be happy with De Zerbi.
>american>anime>spurs
>american >the tootenham hotspurs
>>154852259>bruno is shit la bang average la>*release clause news*>haha all the top clubs gonna snap him up la fookin bargain him la
>>154852340welcome to arsenal :)
>>154852388Kek, happens every time.
>>154852388Wow this angry Indian can't read >>154852340
>Thinking anyone is going to pay £60m for a 38 year old corner taker
just letting you all know we are in for a sneaky Big Zirk season
>>154852384>>154852371glory, glory, tottenham hotspur :)
I don't think Stoke have enough money for a Portuguese set piece merchant
>>154852466Piss off rabbi
>>154852466cringe
>>154852466>>154852495>>154852505F O YOY
>liversimp having a melty and switching with his VPNs againis this how he copes with the fact Slot isnt getting sacked?
>>154851429>Carragher's putting Spuds' circumcised cock into his big scouse mouth again
>>154852516no (:
like him or not Jamie Carragher was spitting facts about Amorim
>scott parker touted to take over the west ham job
>arseschizo having a melty pretending to be a spurs fan AGAIN
>>154852604>gets promoted>gets relegated
Man United finished 15th in the modern eraGrim for a Sky 6 club
>>154852719>why yes, I can get your newly relegated premier league team with a squad value that dwarfs nearly everyone else in the championship plus parachute payments and grind the opposition down to take a 1-0 win each week leading to promotion but with a team that now cannot adapt to premier league football
>Milan after IraolaPeople really thought he’d go to Palace
>Deco and the Barcelona representatives have arrived in London today to begin negotiations with Joao Pedro’s agent and Chelsea football club
>Juventus have made a move for Andy Robertson in an attempt to rival Tottenham's interest, according to Sky in Italy
>>154852815Sounds like suicide with Ibrahimovic around.
>>154852604would probably prefer to keep Nunoand I fucking hate Nuno
Shit thread. Make new
>>154853057I'd be shocked if Nuno stays after what I've read about his time there. Looks to have treated the club like absolute shit.
>>154852815obviously milan are an improvement over bournemouth in like stature and pedigree or whatever but do they even have a larger budget than a team like bournemouth or palace?
I think if I were a Chelsea fan I'd be ok with them selling Cucurella and Enzo but I would probably rope if they sold those two and Joao Pedro
>>154853093he's gone 100% it's just not announced yet, they had a meeting today>Looks to have treated the club like absolute shit.indeed. out of the three post-Moyes managers he managed to top the list as the biggest cunt. fuck him.
>>154852839>"It's understood that João Pedro and his agent are pushing to make the switch to the Spanish club due to the age of consent being lower there than in England"
>>154852839I just don't think you can believe anything when it comes to Barca and Madrid transfer rumors. The idea of a "spanish journalist" makes me kek
>>154853225>out of the three post-Moyes managers he managed to top the list as the biggest cunt.Given what he achieved at Wolves and Forest I was genuinely shocked at how poor he's been at West Ham. Could he just not be fucked with the job and just took it for the pay packet?
>>154853235eh she's kinda kidexpected better even though I know why you posted that pic
What's Chelsea's problem with signing a prolific striker? After Frank "Lamps" Lampard they're like pre-WWII or something up until Drogba. While Drogba scored important goals he wasn't prolific at scoring.They buy players like Crespo and Shevchenko and murder them. They get someone who starts well like Costa and he wants to get out of there faster than a Liverpool player knowing a Spanish club are interested. What's the deal?
>>154852259>Less than half an IsakNot a bad deal if you think of it that way.
>>154853255Think they broke up because she wasn't allowed to visit him in England, kek
>>154853262Joao Pedro tho??
>>154853251god only knows. Shit like the Newcastle game last week, the Leeds game soon after he started and the 2nd half against Chelsea earlier this season seems like intentional self-sabotage
>>154853262I know people talk about this but I feel like at any moment in time there's only like 5 truly prolific strikers going so most teams don't have them. If they can keep Pedro and he repeats the season he just had then I'd say they have a prolific striker as this anon >>154853315 who is not me said
>>154853356That Newcastle game was a genuine embarrassment.
CFCLND finishes under Blue Co>12th>6th>4th>10thFour trophies(?) I think, however.
>>154853301he could've pulled a better 15 year old tbf
>>154853262Same with Man PooThey haven't had anyone since Transchester Dilated legend Wayne Trooney
>>154852839Why are barcelona always linked with expensive players, aren't they scrapped for cash
>>154853389Two: UEFA Rubbish Bin & the World Trump Shield
>>154853426Didn't they win a League Cup? I know they held the record for the most finals lost in a row (six) but I thought they broke it with the League Cup?
>>154853400In Watford?Doubt it mate, they all have 2 kids by then there.
>>154853422>"scrapped for cash"Just get out. Fuck sake. Kek
>>154853445nah from Brazil, she's Brazilian I'm sureAlso KEK you're right about slags being single mums by age 15 in the UK though
>>154853434no they've made the semi finals and finals to a bunch of bullshit and they would probably be playing arsenal in the UCL final saturday if they didn't get unlucky against PSG so it's effectively four trophies or at least expected trophies
>>154853434They haven't won the League Cup since 2015. They haven't won in any domestic competition since 2018; including the Community Shield, they have lost their last eight domestic finals.
>>154853500>>154853481Ah. Thanks.
>>154853412>Pooney never won a golden bootGrim
>>154852604Portland Timbers just fired Neville, so he's available.
>>154853251>Could he just not be fucked with the job and just took it for the pay packet?it definitely looks like he couldn't be fucked but there's a clause in his contract that means we can sack him without compensation because we got relegated, so only money he's getting is his normal wages. although they were apparently the highest ever for a west ham manager.
>>154851933>hire Allgeri>fall out of CL spots on final day>fire>hire Iraola>when you've apparently signed GoretzkaWhat if Iraola doesn't want him?
>>154853481>this chelsea team would beat bayernkek
>>154853422It's 'strapped for cash' and the answer is 'yes' but also 'no'. Barca always just 'pull levers' to get more money. Sell off stuff in advance etc. They're hoping somebody will drop £300m+ on Yamal. Besides, Barca want to buy Alvarez and Alvarez wants to go to Barca so Barca can easily just promise £70m and get him.
Bowens on fire
>>154853663Somebody better put him out then!
>>154853617I still can't get over that time they scammed PSG into buying Nerman and then blew the money on Dembele and fucking Coutinho
>>154853663CHAMPIONSHIP IS TERRIFIEDBOWEN'S ON FIRE
Week on Saturday Englel play Poo Peeland. Watch Tommy Tuckle lose that too. First England manager to lose to an African team and Asian team btw.
>>154853701He was quite literally testing out shitters at the Japan match.Amazed there wasn't more of a furore from paying customers after that.
>>154853701>unless the England v New Zealand Test ends on Day 2, England & New Zealand will be playing each other in two different sports on the same dayQuirky
>>154853617I mean if you look at their recent windows it would appear they've run out of levers to pull but surely they've got to be able to spend again at some point
>>154853698He missed a sitter against Liverpool in 2019, which proved to be important. I dunno how does Dembele improved so much under Enrique. What do they see in him?
warra parade
Morning fucko
>>154853381it's like he genuinely didn't understand that the 5 at back has never worked, and only briefly worked against Arsenal because Arteta had a brainfart and fucked up his replacement for White
>>154853881Did the prem really count an own goal as an assist just to help this rat break the record after hyping it up for so long? What a pathetic tin pot league
>>154850323Prove it
>>154852075Such a fucking clown
chelshit are shit lol
>>154853881SOUL
Im gonna drop a lineup builder and there's NOTHING you can do about it
>>154854754Give us the lineup go on do it I want to discuss your choice of player
>>154854754please make 1 about liverpool next season
>>154854764Lmk>>154854770Doing this one next
>>154854852deligtbros...
>>154853763the absolute state of the league where skint barca still dogwalk them but maybe the whole league is really that skint
>>154854896Long injury so didnt include him
>>154855021wirtz must have a monster season otherwise this team is doomed, they can't keep scamming FK from szobo every games
>>154854852Yes big fan of this except I do wonder if there’s a slightly better option for the big midfield signing than tonali, although I’m not against him, mind. Anderson appears nailed on for city and tchouameni won’t be realistically leaving Madrid, so tonton (I’m thinking that will be his new nickname) might be the guy
>>154855085I think Tonali is the best available for profile and premier league experience. Anderson seems city bound otherwise he would be perfect. Not heard about this Tonton.
>>154855046>they can't keep scamming FK from szobo every gamesIt's going to be even harder for him to do from Madrid.
>>154855021>Diomande>RioWho?
>>154855186Diomande is a good prospect and Rio is Liverpool's experiment.
>>154853235wtf I love Pedro now
the prem has taken a major step back from the peak klopp vs pep years. goes without saying when a team like United can sleep walk into 3rd
liverpool should sign jobe bellingham just because
>>154856048>Boehlingz: Not so fast
>>154856125he does seem more like a Chelsea nog
>>154855718Skill issue livertroon
Arsenal fans are BEGGING the PGMOL to remove an assist from Bruno Fernandes instead of celebrating their 1st league win since 2003.
>>154857443That part x
>>154857443specifically this^>>154857477that part x
>>154857443Sad!
>>154854086>Did the prem really count an own goal as an assist just to help this rat break the record after hyping it up for so long? What a pathetic tin pot leaguefraid so they need to help their fave club maintain some sort of relevance
>samefagging 3 hours later
why is the indog acting so big today?his club win a trophy yet?
>>154857696I thought he knew ball but I should've known better
>>154857696>needing to wait for my team to be good first before i can spout my factual takeLol lmao
>>154857655he's fuming
No one cares about the take from a third worlder, the /ars/ immigrant thread is where you belong Muhammad
>>154857100I mean you're proving my point, Liverpool were pretty average last season and they ended up winning the league. I think the prem's current strength is its teams 7-20, but the ceiling is just not what it once was.
>>154858410KEK
>>154853670this picture reminds me of Liverpool fans hanging Torres shirts on their washing line just to burn it because he moved to Chelsea
Day 4782 since Zestchester United won the league
>>154858550which is a good thing
Arsenal are probably going to retain their title that's pretty grim
Manchester United will win it using the combined powers of Allah and Vishnu
>>154857443They’re just embarrassing at this point x
>>154859382Cry more rabbi
>>154859382Very unlikely. With the mountain being that hard for them to climb, I don’t think they have the character to stay at the top, which is much, much harder to do.
i just hope spuds getting flushed next season
>>154859480I think it's actually the most likely scenario tbqh. It's more about the state of the other teams than it is about Arsenal themselves.> I don’t think they have the character to stay at the topMaybe, but I mean they won and now Pep is gone. I feel like you can put to rest any of the psychological stuff you might use to poke holes in them. They got the City/bottle monkey off their backWho would be the favorite in your mind then. City?
Literally Spanish haaland for 25m please someone premier club signs him if Negreiralona gets him it will be my end
>>154859489Not going to happen. Like it or not the wife beating approving manager has turned them around. They were the 3rd most in form team at the end
>>154859382they won't even get to keep the one they "won" this year lmao
>Spurs back after Savio againHaven’t learned a thing
Arsenal are officially better than Man United (more league wins in the modern era)
how many league wins* does it take to equal one league win
>>154859532Espi seems like a West Ham signing but I do like himMantroony, the tranny that thinks he knows football, doesn't know who this is btw
>>154859562>better than Man Utd warra trophy
Kamil Grabara, the dude who mocked Matt Ryan back when they were competing as Copenhagen starter, just got relegated in Bundeshappy tiem
>>154859575yes taking the scalps of Indians (Man United fans) is a trophy
The combined IQ of uniteds last 5 managers is 46 so im not suprisedFred in midfield instead of EL winner Lindelof
>>154859598Lindelof was Villa’s best signing this season, didn’t put a foot wrong at CB or DM
>>154859588warra trophy
>>154859598Detransition Win a trophy
>>154859604That sounds great for the national team. Our biggest weakness has been the CBs for a couple of years.
@ManUtd announce Bayindir's departure
So Bayindir will win a trophy next season
Tesco finna get the golden boot next year
>>154859897Doubt it, they won’t sell
>>154859569>Espi seems like a West Ham signingSo he'll be completely shit then.
arsenal vs manchester united title racejust like the good old day of early 2000s
>>154859547>They were the 3rd most in form team at the endNo they weren't, you literally just made that up. Even using last 6 they were 7th.
>>154860408>Chelseaw e w
>>154860408Rosenoir was so horrible eh? And that McFarlane guy had no coaching loicense
>Iraola - Milan bound >Xabi - Chelsea bound>Jose - Madrid bound>Tuchel - too busy sabotaging England>Enrique - doesn’t want to live in a windowless shitholeIt’s Slotto or bust
>Just seen a football finance account say Chelsea need £250m of profit from player sales for the 26/27 seasonAnyone fancy buying Palmer for £270m?
>>154860448Newcastle here we go!!
>>154860448>£270mIs that including the didn’t get picked for England discount?
>Chelsea confirm sale of Stamford Bridge office furniture to BlueCo for 251mBoehly masterclass
>>154860486kek'd
With the season over, BBC Salford get desperate: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/ckgppvz2z8yo>Legendary Argentina World Cup winner Angel di Maria has blamed his unhappy spell at Manchester United on former boss Louis van Gaal.>In an exclusive interview with BBC Sport, Di Maria says Van Gaal zeroed in on negatives in his game, never the positives, which led him to "hate" being at Old Trafford.>"Things started really well," said Di Maria. "Everything was flowing. Then I started to have issues with Van Gaal and from there everything fell apart.">Van Gaal played him in both wide positions, but also used Di Maria in the number 10 role and as a midfielder because he felt the player wasn't doing the job he had been asked to fulfil.This interview would have felt dated in 2016, let alone 2026.
>>154860521>I understood the number seven was the biggest shirt number at Manchester United. But to me, it was just a number playing with fire saying this!
>>154860521Simon Stone is to United what Craig Hope is to Newcastle, near-daily articles about their club almost all of which are completely worthless.
>>154860529>”who the fuck even is George Best?!” I saidwhat the..
>>154860560Stone was even at the play-off final yesterday to suck off the Class of 92Good thing they got fucking embarrassed again by based Notts
24/25 Chelsea numbers>491m revenue>359m wages>214m amortisationThis number rises every year because of 8 year contracts>343m UEFA budget (70%)Failing this again triggers an £80m fine, transfer and UEFA competitions ban>573m spent116% of budget, would be an automatic points deduction with no appeal next season
>>154860625They can ban themselves from Uefa competitions
>>154860633They have to eat the fine and transfer ban if they do that
>>154860625Todd Boehly Masterclass
>>154848487does 1 game every 2 weeks only get you 3rd these days?
>Fernandes>Anderson>Ederson>WhartonMidfield rebuild complete.>Bremer>Bastoni>Hall>RyersonDefence rebuild complete.>DiomandeAttack rebuild complete.
>>154860625>>154860646>try to moneyball football >notice loopholes in PSR where you can stick players on long contracts for amortisation>uefa notices this and changes the rules to include wages into new SCR>left with a bunch of shitters on long contracts you can't recoup onwe could have another financial collapse of a club on a similar or even greater scale to leeds united
>>154860792>>154860625>Oh no we have to pay a wittle fine :(Who cares. Chelsea literally cheated and admitted to cheating and got a £10m fine and zero *.
>>154860796The only reason the fine was so large was because after admitting it and saying to the press they'd help with the investigation, they stopped sending any documentation and didn't help at all
>>154860640He means they will 'ban' themselves by failing to qualify for UEFA comps. Which they did this year.>>154860625Also the club was renamed CFCLND, please use the correct name.
>>154860812>was so large£10m is literally peanuts.
Nottingham Forest set a precedent that breaking the rules and getting a points deduction is perfectly fine, as long as the points you gain from cheating outnumber the points you get deducted as a penalty. Everyone cheered them on when they avoided relegation and qualified for Europe by breaking financial rules, now watch as other teams copy them.
>>154860822It is actually a large fine in footballing terms, you're conflating it with other figures in football but it's a large fine
we're getting gyokeres and nuno mendes wallahi why the best lb in the world would want to leave psg for man u idk but we're doing it wallahi subhanallah o allah
>>154860844West Ham got a £6m fine in 2007 (which is equv to just under £11m in 2026), so it was hardly shocking.
>>154860849They're the most deluded fanbase on earth.
based
>>154860752most teams in the league only play once a week
Liversimp is seething he is stuck with baldy
>>154860792For me it’s the £400m loan with 13% compounding interest. Not allowed to pay it back early as it counts as a loss for the club. Same reason WBA were deducted points this year except it will cost around a Billion by the time they sell the club. Also owe a separate £755m to JP Morgan to be paid within 1 year, extension declined.
Title would easily be within reach, domestic cups yes and a long run into CL.
>>154860868>They're the most deluded fanbase on earth.Unfortunately that is now Spurs. 17th twice and now they're talking about a top 4 run
>>154860902Poor attempt at falseflagging, Liversissy.
>>154860902>Bruno in midfieldRuben it’s over. You got sacked
why do we have promotion playoff but no demotion playoff
£80m would be the biggest football fine of all time
>>154860916Fuck sake, happy now?>>154860913Shut up you cunt.
Have united given up on that 17 year old somali cb they signed for 90m?
>>154860928Coonya is their most important attacking player though. Plus they're getting Baleba not Tonali.
>he's posting new onesKEKKKKK keep making yourself look stupid
ahhhh its so fucking hooooottt
Noticing a lot of clubs need to sell shit players for £40m+ but not a lot of clubs want to buy shit players for £40m+
>Cunha at Utd12 goals/assists in 33 matches >Cunha at Wolves21 goals/assists in 33 matchesWell that was a downgrade
>>154860939I can't do rotations on it, but obviously Cunha, Yoro, Mainoo etc will all be there.>>154860941I am not your boogeyman.
>>154860944>we have the same weather as north africa it's unironically over for global warming antis
>>154860928OHHHHHHH LIVERSISSYYYYY
>>154860976You can put a bench player on each position
>>154860988Yeah I was lazy.
>>154860949Could be worse, you could be West Ham and think you're in a position to demand £80m for Fernandes kek.
It's honestly ridiculous how so many of the most expensive PL signings have been complete flops. The only ones that have actually hit the ground running and significantly improved their team since their arrival (which is what you'd expect when you spend that much) have been Rice, Van Dijk and maybe Gvardiol.
>>154860998If they asked for 15 clubs would offer 12. No point in asking for a fair price.
Next>>154861007>>154861007>>154861007
alri
