Having missed out on European soccer next season, Chelsea are open to bids for a whole host of players. Roméo Lavia, Wesley Fofana, Andrey Santos, Pedro Neto and Malo Gusto are among those that could be sold. (Source: Striver)>Cole Palmer could be tempted to pursue his own exit from Chelsea and may be interested in a reunion with former manager Enzo Maresca at Manchester City. (Source: Football Insider)Newcastle United left back Lewis Hall is considering an exit after missing out on a spot in England’s World Cup roster. Manchester United are long-term admirers and have been boosted by the player’s reluctance to return to London. (Source: GIVEMESPORT)>Despite an initial reluctance, Liverpool are now ready to sell goalkeeper Alisson after honest talks with the Brazil international. A fee of $17 million (€15 million, £13 million) will be demanded for the Juventus target. (Source: Tuttosport)Arsenal recently sent scouts to watch United States youth international center back Noahkai Banks, 19, in action for Augsburg. (Source: Sky Germany)>Tottenham Hotspur center back Micky van de Ven would be keen to join Liverpool this summer if the Reds make a move. As it stands, no approach has been made. (Source: Ben Jacobs)
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>>154861034Hull being in the league adds a very satisfying spread across England.
>9 souf clubs>8 norf clubsgames gone
Hull being in the league adds a second team for Muslims across England.
>>154861066Liverpool being the other one
>>154861066>City: UAE>Villa: Egypt>Fulham: Pakistan>Hull: TurkeyHave I missed any?
Liverpool MuslimsManchester United Indians Pakistanis Bangladeshis Africans
>>154861074Not a white face in that crowd
>>154861003It's just diminishing returns and at least part of the reason for PSR. A very small part of it, but a part of it nonetheless.
**PREDICTIONS FOR NEXT SEASON**Arsenal to retain titleManchester United to come 5thLiverpool get off to a distrastrous start, sack Slot and finish outside the European placesChelsea and Spurs get into a relegation scrapOne of the teams in the EL or ECL will get relegatedLeeds United will finish in a European place
>>154861081>Liverpool MuslimsThat part x
>>154861079Villa owner is Coptic Christian
>>154861081>Liverpool Muslims>Manchester United Indians Pakistanis Bangladeshis AfricansTranschester really are United
>>154861081Yeah you will never see a non-immigrant crowd in Manchester
>>154861105true dat
Brownchester United
>>154861091I suspect that's irrelevant to mongs like him.>if they're brown and foreign they're automatically Muslim
>>154861116Prolapsechester Dilated
>>154861128KEKKKKK
Only Guardiola, SAF and Mou has successfully retained the title. Can Arteta do it too?
>Man United fans in London plan to gatecrash the Arsenal trophy paradeGenuinely embarrassing, they cannot stand it when they aren't the centre of attention.
Liversissy SEETHING because he knows his pathetic little club will get mauled by the tigers
>not /trans/Lads.....
>>154861136No
>>154861139>"I have to say sorry,” said Jakirovic from the balcony. “I was brought here with one job to do: keep Hull City in the Championship. I failed, because we are going to the Premier League."Very good banter
>>154861139>everybody white>historic buildings>british flags flying everywhere Hull might be the most based club in EPL now.
As for the lad saying "if they asked for £15m they'd get offered £12m", that is a bit different than demanding £80m when you're relegated. He isn't worth £80m even if they weren't. He isn't even worth £60m. He is at best £50m, so £40m about right.
>>154861128Surgically added tits and fanny but quite obviously still a man...chester united
>>154861153cheeky sod
>>154861160Why would they sell him for less than they paid when he’s improved and in demand?
HOWLING at the Scots putting McTom's overhead kick on their new note (not legal tender south of the border) when he was born in England.
>>154861139SOVL
>Dave is a plastic that glory hunted with Manchester United when he's from inbred Hull CityWhy are so many plastics like this?
>>154861169Because they're in the Championship, not the PL.
HOWLING at McTom leaving Tranny United and becoming a champion
>>154861166>Surgically added tits and fanny but quite obviously still a man...chester unitedKEK I'm stealing that
>>154861179he's a sad freak that's why he has 2 clubs
>>154861171They are not very smart people.
>>154861139>promoted from efl>enter /epl/ for the 1st time>instantly body liversissy love em already
>>154861166Even though the name sounds like MANLY CHEST it's root etymology comes from the Romans who named it Mamucium, which translates to booby city - which >we can't decide if it comes from the hills around it being round titty shapes (a common naming convention in Britain) or because it was where they went to see some slags with their tits out. Either way it is the farthest you can go from a manly chest.Also if it's the latter root it means Mancunian women have held the title of peak slaggery for hundreds of years which is definitely something they should have pride in.
>>154861193Cor, can't wait til embezzle a few of these from the ruling party
>>154861155But what kind of whites are they? Are they Reform/Restore voters up there or libtards?
>>154861155I went to University in Hull amd cam confirm that even the lefties will randomly say racial slurs
>>154861205Reform and Labour are currently H2H in Hull. Seems they're conflicted between wanting free gibs and wanting the foreigns out.
>>154861180If you need to raise money £150m you can’t sell assets for less than they are worth. I can guarantee they get more than £40m for him. Man U will spend £300m+ anyway.
>>154861160Reckon they can get £150M for him from Liverpool
>>154861195>>enter /epl/ for the 1st timezoom zoom
>>154861215>wanting free gibs and wanting the foreigns out.kek literally me, Hull sounds like a great place
>>154861227Hull has a history of bodying liversissy? IT. ONLY. GETS. BETTER.
>>154861238At least we know you only got into football in the past few years.
>>154861235You're welcome any time :)
>OwnersMuslim>Manager Muslim Hull City is just an example of Muslim excellence.
>>154861249Thanks mate
>>154861235Mandick you're literally Serbian living in Sweden lmao.
>https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7298037/2026/05/26/premier-league-transfers-ranked-season/?source=user_shared_article&unlocked_article_code=1.lVA.sxVD.WN8rlROyJCbm>wirtz
Muslim owners must be happy for getting 200m so they can build more mosques in Hull City
>sweden is actually a somali knew it
mantroony is actually trying to push the "muslims are white and based" so his own skin colour gets a boosttruly grim to bend the knee to turks
>>154861273Dave's sister in a kebab (she got kidnapped and butchered in Hull City by you know who)
>>154861262SD (Sweden's equivalent of Reform/Restore) consists mostly of working class ppl, unionists and "grey social democrats". I would have been a social democrat had it not been for migration.
>>154861280>Dave's sister in a kebab (she got kidnapped and butchered in Hull City by you know who)HOLY KEK
Liverpool legend Mohammad Salah
>>154861280Voldemort signing his posts now
>I want free money and to be a dosser without a job being paid by people who actually workSettle down abdi, /ars/ is that way
>>154861284Pay no attention to Liversissy. He's mad because you like Hull. A city much whiter than Liverpool.
>>154861280lmfao
>>154861260I know the Athletic is a United mouthpiece but come the fuck on.
Regional representation of the current England squad:>London: 9 (James, Konsa, Livramento, Spence, Rice, Eze, Kane, Saka, Madueke)>North West: 7 (Dean Henderson, Trafford, O'Reilly, Quansah, Mainoo, Rashford, Gordon)>North East: 4 (Pickford, Burn, Jordan Henderson, Anderson)>West Midlands: 2 (Bellingham, Rogers)>East Midlands: 1 (Toney)>South West: 1 (Watkins)>Yorkshire: 1 (Stones)>East of England: 0>South East: 0>Abroad: 1 (Guehi)
>>154861280HOWLING
>>154861280he didn't appreciate this one
>>154861139kino
>>154861294>abdiSee >>154861259. The Swedish poster is a well known shitposting tripfag called Mandick who constantly gets banned from /k/ for posting pro-Russian propaganda. He is Serbian, not Swedish (or Somali).
>>154861299ynr when he was 1-on-1 in the spurs game and not only failed to score but got injured for 6 weeks in failing to do so
>>154861280She's in a kebab She's in a kebaaaab She's an inbred and was raped by DaveShe's in a kebab
>>154861299>Seskshit>couldn't beat Grimsby
>>154861310I am not that Swede tho. I have never ever posted in /k/ I have zero interest in wars, weapons and stuff.
>yes boss you want salad with that kebab?
>>154861318>>154861280
Soz mate no Muslims allowed in /epl/
>>154861329cheeky fucker
acun incali the muslim turk owner of hull offering up daves inbred dead little slag sister in a kebab rollthat'll £5.99 with sauce
>>154861338is Dave a Muslim
>>154861352Wouldn't be surprised if he larps as being White on 4chanWe already know Manchester United fans aren't White
>>154861280>Dave's sister in a kebab (she got kidnapped and butchered in Hull City by you know who)BangerNew gimmick unlocked
>Jackson returning to ChelseaJP grab your passport after all, you’re going to Spain lad
Thuggery
João Pedro doesn't fit Barsea
>>154861280klenk x
>>154861370Well that's one diva out the door
>we've gotten to the point where man united have become giant softeesHOWLING
>>154861139Reckon they stay up?
Man Utd need to go on a signing spree. They should be signing Senesi & Wilson for free
>Maresca planning on bringing Jack Grealish back to Man Citywtf lol
>>154861079Newcastle: Saudi's PIF
>>154861373I see 1 Arsenal player standing near the goalkeeper, and 3 of his own teammates boxing him in. This is just poor defending from Man Utd.
Reminder baldilocks is staying at Liverpool next season. Carragher even says they don’t sack managers mid season. Another write off season. Question is will they spunk another half a billion on shit again in the meantime?
>>154861404PGMOL might pick them to be next season's winners. We'll just have to wait and see.
Man U don't sign players for free, they love wasting money on shitters
>>154861423>baldilocksKek
>>154861416Of course. How did I forget that ffs.
EPL trivia1. Which football team went through the 2025-26 season not conceding any penalties and having zero red cards?
>>154861280RIP
>>154861445Uhm... surely it's Livertroon or Arsenal. They are the PGMOL darlings.
>>154861280>Dave's sister in a kebab (she got kidnapped and butchered in Hull City by you know who)i bet she tastes rancid
>>154861414+Enzo lol, City wont stand a chance
>>154861463I have to accept your first answer. And it’s incorrect
>>154861349>acun incali the muslim turk owner of hull offering up daves inbred dead little slag sister in a kebab roll>that'll £5.99 with sauceFuck off hahahahaha
acun is extremely close to saying “a cunt”. Coincidence?Remember when he gave away a free trip to Turkey and it was in January and a total holiday value of 400?
>everton to bid £10m for Wank Bissakalol
>>154861139proper club
>>154861509It's pronounced ad-jun ulla-jullahHe does it every year, there's a week's holiday in Turkey for 100 fans and their +1s next week, it's a random lottery each time
>>154861509tbf the rate of uc claimants in hull are high so i think the residents would be clamouring for the cheapskate owners free holidays
>>154861318>She's in a kebab >She's in a kebaaaab >She's an inbred and was raped by Dave>She's in a kebabstop it silly x
A lot of seethings about muslim eh?
How much did Liverpool pay for Isak in the sweltering summer of '25?
Anthony Gordon resembles a medieval man, or some sort of hideous cackling witch
>>154861551>all Turks are MuslimRacist much?It’s pretty much the same as calling England Christian; yeah I guess but only the low iq retards go to church. Everyone else moved on
>>154861551all from the same IP too
>>154861554£150M + tip
Yeah true /epl/ers defend muslims and want saka to date their daughtersouthgate fer ingerland!
>>154861280Mantroonys sisters fried pussy, send it to Scotland and put some BATTER all over it
Made a banging Slotto meme, but it was too late to use by the end of the last window. Tempted to keep it for this one when he blows another £500m. Might post it on X (formerly Twitter) instead. Get all of those (xous) and make scousers seethe. Haven't decided yet.
>>154861587ooooffff i wouldn't eat that inbred street meat
>>154861601Haaland seems like the type to rawdog eating Dave's inbred sister kebab
>>154861608why is this so funny
>samefagging this much
>>154861554>130m transfer fee>10% manager fee >5% signing bonus>1m donation to unicef somalia>1 year wages so far at 350k/week>500k goal bonus (£2m total)
Haaland > Trooney
>>154861600cannae wait
>>154861280KLENK what a KLENK
>>154861551Mohammad Salah is no longer Liverpool's top boy.
slotto really won a league before man utds last 10 managers, thought they were a big club
>>154861613Worst part is this will be happening all summer and for the rest of the year. And the next year. And the year after that. Etcetera.
>>154861179>>Dave is a plastic that glory hunted with Manchester United when he's from inbred Hull City>Why are so many plastics like this?Grim.
>>154861600I started the “Slotto” meme. Please give tribute to my Twitter username when you do. It’s @97wne
>>154861631Nah lol meme clubBanter era
>>154861633I'm starting to think this guy has an actual mental illness.
>>154861650Yeah Dave is truly a lost cause. Been doing this shit for the past half a decade.
>>154861650You now know the Dave menace>>154861656 Sadly
The mods would remove over 50% of the posts itt by making 1 ban. Genuinely, why are Liverpool fans so vocal about every other club while their club is in the gutter?
>projecting this hard
>>154861650First 2 replies prove this theory.
And just like that the tranny is back to posting the man he simps for
what a sad individual
>>154861667An excellent question.
>>154861676LMAO IS THAT HIM
damn this place is a mental asylum kek
Iueeegghhh leaauuvemanchissar yuneghhhed eughhhahea aloeeeone
Comprehensive David Dilation.Subsequent Mantroony Melty.
>>154861697Yep that looks like an inbred from hull
Liversissy should get a job instead of replying to his own posts all day. No, selling your bum on Transfield Road doesn't count.
>>154861676zesty fellow that liverpool fan
>>154861713>Liversissy should get a job instead of replying to his own posts all day. No, selling your bum on Transfield Road doesn't count.KEK
>>154861697Kek United fans are actual retards
head scratcher that one
Here comes the gay Serbian
>>154861727Uhhhhhh... oh I know! TRANNY DAGLISH!
looks like chatting about daves inbred sister being kidnapped and butchered and turned into a doner kebab by turks really got him upsetwhy are united customers like this
>>154861676>>154861725AND YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE
>>154861699>Comprehensive David Dilation.>Subsequent Mantroony Melty.Always right
>gay male prostitute calling anyone gayKeeeek
>>154861280>Dave's sister in a kebab (she got kidnapped and butchered in Hull City by you know who)
1 post about Liverpool gets the schizo samefagging for hours. Sometimes I just make a post and come back hours later to see the Liversissy melty.
>>154861727that speccy cunt from ESPN with a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle
Serbian mutt out of his slav prison cell giving it the biggun are there even any relevant footy teams over there in the balkans
>>154861753>>gay male prostitute calling anyone gayYou've done him
>>154861757If only scousers had this energy for getting a job, keeek
>>154861280but why did this post cause the united customer to start crying like a little bitch in this thread
>>154861772The mantroony stabs you in the back as he cries out in pain
>>154861767>scousers>getting a jobANOTHER BANGER
>>154861763jej vlad didn't like this one
>>154861786KEK that part Proves the theory about turd worlders supporting tran u
>>154861280>Dave's sister in a kebab (she got kidnapped and butchered in Hull City by you know who)Hey!Leave the Muslims alone!
>>154861757
I hear Jota was getting a sloppy toppy for a certain scouse mong when he crashed. I hear xey survived the crash because xey had xeir head down in "cover". I hear Liverpoo covered this up to protect his image.
>Dave and Dragon simping for muslims
>>154861811Dragan more like Drag Queen kek what a gay slav
>>154861805From*
>>154861805wouldn't doubt from a club who's famous song is "you'll never wank alone".
I hear Jota went to hell to shag Fergies dead slag wifeKinda like how Daves slag sister is in hell (in kebab form)
>>154861805GMSKEK HE'S AN INDIAN
>>154861830who would've thought he's an indian on a vpn hahahahahahahah can't write this shit
>>154861805jota'd
>>154861823fucking lol mate
>>154861816>Dragan more like Drag Queen kek what a gay slav
>>154861805best post itt
I guess talking about Muslims really gets Man Utd fans rattled, I wonder why
>>154861805FUCK OFF STOP TAKING THE PISS OIT OF JOTA HE WAS NOT GAY
>>154861280>Dave's sister in a kebab (she got kidnapped and butchered in Hull City by you know who)By young turks?
>>154861862Utd fans are brown
ABUGods just can't stop winning today
>>154861699>Comprehensive David Dilation.>Subsequent Mantroony Melty.correct yet again
>>154861697SOUL>>154861676SOULLESS (and gay)
>>154861897>>154861885That lart
>>154861862that lart
>>154861740>looks like chatting about daves inbred sister being kidnapped and butchered and turned into a doner kebab by turks really got him upset>why are united customers like thisTHATLART
>dave sees an abugod do something >he copies it and runs it into the ground (like a plane in munich)
>>154861878>Utd fans are brownlart status?
Is he rattled because I said he’s stuck with baldilocks another season?
>>154861740>looks like chatting about daves inbred sister being kidnapped and butchered and turned into a doner kebab by turks really got him upset>why are united customers like thisI guess this struck a nerve
FIFA 06Arsenal v Chelsea Choons banging
>>154861958for me it was the eto video
Oy, someone call Willem Dafoe! This thread is the victim of another sissy melty. We need investigators on the scene, quickly!
Calm down DraganSending more AID money your way after what Bosnia did
>>154861985you mean Drag Queen kek
>enzgo bye bye to your willy fernandez>liam delop off my willy, I won't be needing THAT any longer>Cole can no longer hold his willy in his Palmer>say "João João" to your willy because it's gone Pedro>Marc if you think I'm leaving here willy attached you're Cucurella>Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou willy Lavia>Malo remove my willy with tremendous Gusto>enzgo bye bye to your willy maresca
>>154861990kek>>154862020BANGER
>>154862020>Liam delop off my willypopped me
>>154862020Post of the thread
>>154862020>>Malo remove my willy with tremendous GustoKLENK SO THAT'S WHAT THE GUSTO ADVERTS ON TV ARE ABOUT HAHAHAHA
>>154862020This is the post
>>154862020>>154861280Bizzased
>>154862083>Homosloves
>>154862083>posting facebook clickbait like he's someone's nanaScousers really are an entire decade behind the rest of the world, keeek
>>154861310We are several Swedes on this site. I was the one called Somalian by the brit not knowing his flags the other day. I don't even know what kind of a board /k/ is.
Bukayo your bags, the willy it’s gone SakaDickless so I'm gonna put it in a bowl of RiceMartin Øde to my willyKai Haiii-YAH karate chop that willyIam the Willi has fallen off into the Sali-binGabriel Jesus Christ, my willy’s been crucifiedBens willy waved the White flag, todger surrendered Leandro, Tross that willy into the ard (off it goes)Jurrien My willys going down, I'm yelling Timber Myles Poowis-i went for an xray but i've got no willy on my Skelly David Raya of light has shone on my willy… and removed itReiss Nelson, more like No-son down there anymore
>>154861650Yeah, it's blatantly obvious. Wouldn't shock me if he was doing it on multiple devices either. Shame they don't put poster IDs on all boards, would make things far more tolerable everywhere.
Keeek the slav biting at bait and getting worked into a seething shoot
>facebook>yet it's a twitter screencap is he actually Slovenian or just an Indian immigrant
>>154862083Also, just realized: this AI slop? >Folgen: site in German for some reason but in broken slovenian when yoz look at the "translate post" text>Objavo prevedej: it's "prevedi", not "prevedej"Liversissy really had to crap out a made up AI post to try to slander my country, keeeeeek
>>154862137I like to consider myself an expert on Nords because I've spoken with a Norwegian (just one), a Dane (just one), and a Swede (just one). From my scientific method I've determined>NorwayVery serious 99-99.9% of the time. Impossible to converse with.>DenmarkFun. Easy to converse with. Do disappear for months at a time and then come back like they were never away.>SwedenMostly easy to converse with. But also schizophrenic and very cowardly.
>>154862158>calling someone indian for NOT being on TwatterKeeeeek
>>154862158Probably an indian with a vpn
>>154862146
Keeeek the Indian Dragan Queen worked into a tizzy
>>154862083imagine half of your cunt being gay, embarrassing
>>154862154>Lewandowski finally plays in the PL 16 years after the Icelandic volcano eruption denied him the chance to play for BlackburnThat would be insaneCan't see it happening though
>>154861805jota was the one giving head whilst driving because all liverpool players are GAY. liversissy only survived because his fucked up frankenstein breasts (flame retardant) acted like a makeshiftairbag
>>154862146>>154862020
>>154861740Fraid so
>>154862253But how did he see the road
>>154861007Is Malen the GOAT?Took him half a season to be almost the top goal scorer
>>154862273He didn't, obviously
>>154862163I would say that Norwegians are the ones that are easy to converse with. They are never serious which I guess could make it harder.Swedes simply don't want to offend you which makes us seem coward or withdrawn. We are very good at setting boundaries ourselves even though the other part never asked for them. As long as you don't offend.Finns are the real serious and dangerous people. They lead all the stab violence and suicide charts.I hate Danes. So I don't get to know them.
>>154862321The Swede one I would probably agree with desu. I would rather be offended though than overstep some boundary I don't know exists because they expect me to just read their mind instead of saying.
now sounds like there's a good chance Nuno is staying at West Ham. the boardroom was split at the meeting yesterday. reportedly David Sullivan wants him gone while Daniel Kretinsky (2nd highest shareholder) wants him to stay. Kretinsky is also looking to increase his ownership stake to 40% which would overtake Sullivan as largest shareholder. Sullivan would have to buy more shares to keep control which he is potentially unwilling to do.if this relegation results in Sullivan being ousted then it will 100% be worth it long term.
>>154862378What’s baldy got up his sleeve for next season? More midweek holidays to Dubai?
is it just me or does anyone else get diarrhea like shits in this weather
>>154861007>Roméo Lavia, Wesley Fofana, Andrey Santos, Pedro Neto and Malo GustoBut who's buying
clubs a mess
>>154861020Bernardo silva is only 31? Genuinely thought he was like 35
>>154861020Get the Cameos recorded boys Zinny's already up on the game
>>154861139Why do they get a trophy for coming third(sixth)
>>154862516>Shitters sell...but who's buying?
wonder who the mighty tigers will sign over summerprobably half a dozen shitters, one marquee signing on £250k a week and an obscure diamond of a player who dazzles everyone for the first month and then gets injured in september and misses the season
>>154861020I forgot all about Kessie and how massively rated he was. A few of these have startled me desu. I didn't know Harry Wilson was already 29, Vlahovic is somehow still only 26, Goretzka is only 31, and Yves Bissouma is both 29 already and his contract has expired.I think I get Bissouma mixed up with the other one though so that one might make more sense.
>>154861139THAT TASTES LIKE PROMOTION
>>154862596Is Arne Slot in charge of recruitment?
>>154861139and easy 6 points for ArsenalWhats the point of them
>>154862149They used to have poster ID count but removed it. The guy ITT uses multiple devices. One being a home WiFi and the other mobile data.
>>154862108>>154862159>>154862164You've got him rattled
It's funny how all the most successful clubs in the PL have foreign owners (Abramovich, Sheikh Mansour, the Glazers, FSG, Kroenke, Srivaddhanaprabha). Meanwhile British owners just run their clubs into the ground (Mike Ashley, Dildo brothers, Jim Ratcliffe, ENIC).
>>154861020Liverpool will renew Kosharté's contract at 500k/week.
>>154861195>enter /epl/ for the 1st timeThis is our fourth spell in the Premier League since 2008...
>>154862659>ENIC>BritishSubtle. I like it.
>>154862646Poor lil Liversissy needs AI screenshots of Twitter posts to fight against being roasted with facts and logic, keeek
>>154862659Jim Ratcliffe's club is above FSG's club (by ELEVEN points)
>>154862659Foreign robber barons see a football club is their zenith. Home grown robber barons focus on getting into the house of lords.
>>154861209based desmond in business & economics haver
the gay drag queen piping up again on his VPN
>>154862677Jim Ratcliffe went to Beverley Grammar School, so he should sell United and invest his money in the MIGHTY TIGERS instead
>>154862642I know they got rid of the IP counter, I was referring to the likes of /biz/ and /pol/ where each poster has a visible unique ID.>>154862671Goes to show how many genuine retards are on this board. If that Anon can't remember Hull being in the PL 9 years ago, he must be about 13/14 at the most. Or he's a 20-something spastic who only picked up football during Covid.
KEK what a retarded plastic fan from hull
>>154862674bless his gay little head x
>>154861318Spins on a poleShe spins on a pooooleDave's sister's kebab meatShe spins on a pole
>>154862696leave liversissy alone you prick
>>154862677DESTROYED THAT FREAK WITH FACTS AND LOGIC
"only way is UP" after her boyfriend took us down is actually insane lmao, the absolute cheek of it
>>154861805Jota actually died of asthma, which wasn't diagnosed at his Liverpool medical
>>154862762What sort of name is "Ampika"
I'm glad I started going to Boothferry Park when I did. We were shit, but not so shit as to put me off going back. Just shit enough to finish 11th and 13th in what's now League Two. Seeing us get bummed 3-0 at home by Macclesfield in the first round of the FA Cup, playing Leigh RMI in the FL Trophy (which for some reason let a couple of Conference/National League sides enter). I even recall a League Cup game against Leicester City being seen as a big draw, and we lost that 4-2 after extra time.BUTThe 20+ years since have been most enjoyable, not least the five Wembley visits and our wins at Arsenal, Spurs, etc. The 6-0 against Fulham made us feel like a proper top-flight team too. If we reach 12 points next season I'll be a happy man.
l >>154862730HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>154862768They thought he was just out of breath from sucking cock
>>154862768If Klopp was there he would still be alive x
>>154862730>Spins on a pole>She spins on a poooole>Dave's sister's kebab meat>She spins on a poleFookin based
>>154862776>If we reach 12 points next season I'll be a happy man.This. I'm hoping for 17th personally to actually put up a fight and show >we can stay up. I believe in Sergej.
>>154862771it's a gay serb/slov/slav name
>>154862789
>>154862762
Jota shagging Fergies dead wife
>>154862807JEJ why am I not surprised
Daily reminder that Liverpool customers call Szoboszlai "Slobbo" as a subtle reference to that fact that he sucks cock.
>>154862814So that's what Jota'd meansMrs Ferguson being dicked down with her hair wrapped around Jotas hand screaming for her hubby
>>154862818>SlobboKLENKI also like to call him Slippy D after his Gerrard tribute.
>>154862829LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>154862730>Spins on a pole>She spins on a poooole>Dave's sister's kebab meat>She spins on a poleI'm afraid you broke his mind
>>154862771>>154862807no she's half Thai
>Kenny Daglish leave Liverpool >instantly wins Premier League with Blackburn>Steven Gerrard stays at Liverpool>wins ZERO Premier League titlesI understand why the Arsenal fans are saying Rice > Gerrard now.
Enzo Fernandez, Elliott Anderson, Tchouameni, Bruno Guimaraes, Tonali all seem to be in the mix transfer wise for a bunch of clubs
>>154862829that lart
>>154862853grim, probably supports manure if it's a SEAmonkey
>Pep Guardiola used video clips of Bruno Fernandes criticizing Manchester United teammates after Foden's derby goal to warn players that displaying such a negative attitude towards team-mates would not be accepted at City
bank holiday is over but liversissy is spamming /epl/ all day Scousaar really mindbroke the poor lad.
>>154862522he's been played into the ground, his bones are probably like a 40 year olds by now, taken years off his career running around like a headless chicken for Pep for a decade
>>154862854>>Kenny Daglish leave Liverpool >>instantly wins Premier League with Blackburn>>>Steven Gerrard stays at Liverpool>>wins ZERO Premier League titles>>I understand why the Arsenal fans are saying Rice > Gerrard now.so many grammatical and spelling mistakes, Dave is an Indian
>>154862873>the image of liverpool superman kash patel Lol
>>154862880Indian Muslims exist so I'm not surprised
>>154861260I'd agree with them about xhaka
Mantroony in a spliff
>>154862854you've rattled him >>154862880he's rattled you
>>154862873>scousaarThats a good un
>>154862886>>154862889that lart
>>154862889>>154862886That lart
I hope Bolton get promoted in 2027
>>154862905Ayo why is this Man U cunt gay? Lol
>>154862905Resident of the Gay Village
>>154862905KWABCkek what a bent cunt
>>154862873fuck sake
>>154862873>>154862881>kash patel wears liverpool tie on 16th september>liverpool's collapse begins with a 2:1 loss at crystal palace on 27th septemberhim wearing the tie was the catalyst for their downfall
>>154862905What a bender hahahaha why is he on about dating men
>>154862905>when he says he won't date a grey haired manchester united fanerrrrrm
>>154861260Ah yes this explains why hes in the England squad
>>154862762 FUCK BUMLICKER SHITSTON
>>154862873This one post has undone his entire day of samefagging. Fucking based.>>154862925Kekd
Imagine dying and watching your wife thirst trap online from hell.You're in hell because you murdered your brother.
Why are there so many schizo meltdowns cant we just talk about football
>>154861260>189. Harvey Elliott, Liverpool to Aston VillaInstant sadness he really got screwed over
>>154862905grim
>>154862873>anyone hear that one yesterday?>scousaar>hahaHaha
Jota stretching out Mrs Fergusons holes in hell, Alex in a cuck chair in hospital
>>154862905United fans are...HaGaaaaaayyyy
>>154862873>20th September 2025So this has been an 8 month liversissy melty? Damn.
>>154862977>Jota stretching out Mrs Fergusons holes in hell, Alex in a cuck chair in hospitalKEK Cathy getting Jota'd
>>154862956Didnt she have like 3kids? Pretty fit
>>154862905gay manc cunt
>>154862961only 23 years old he's aging like rppney
>>154862960Sadly some sad cunts decided to hijack the general and it now very rarely goes through an edition without this sort of retardation. There was some really good discussion after the final whistle had gone on Sunday. But now we've gone back to literal edgy 14 year old shite.
>>154862873Never forget how rattled he got by this one.
>>154862992She's single if you fancy it.
>>154862960Something must have happened today cause he's showing no signs of slowing down.
>>154861280>Dave's sister in a kebab (she got kidnapped and butchered in Hull City by you know who)This struck a nerve and had him samefagging all day hahaha jobless manc cunt
>>154862997Genuinely sad what Liversissy has done to this general.
>>154863011he's not even from manchester he's an inbred from hull
>>154863007Apparently Liverpool have confirmed Slot is staying.
He's not even "Dave" he was outed as Davinder years ago.
you think daves sister is in this?
>>154863007He got mauled by the tigers
>>154863028Dave, Davinder, Hasidic DavidHe goes by a lot
I see a certain someone has not reacted well to learning that Bruno Fernandes's 21st assist of the season was actually an own goal.
>>154863025The only decision that went against them is Jota deciding to drink drive at 200mph
>>154863039>I see a certain someone has not reacted well to learning that Bruno Fernandes's 21st assist of the season was actually an own goal.that part >>154863031KEK
>>154863039PGMOLs own
>>1548630033 kids already... i mean shes fertile
>>154863041Murdered his own brother
>>154862905Why is that Transchester Dilated customer on about dating men
Who is /epl/ backing? Keano or Bruno?
>>154863031>you think daves sister is in this?KEK it's a brown kebab for a reason
>>154862977>Jota stretching out Mrs Fergusons holes in hell, Alex in a cuck chair in hospitalOoooh spicy
>>154862960It’s one disturbed individual who thinks people like his posts and then gets anxiety when no one responds. He (You)s his own jokes to maintain his self esteem, will happily post for hours on end and thinks people that are annoyed by this behaviour are rattled. Truly pathetic.
>>154861260>brojaWhat a shitter. Is he even championship tier?>Given the 24-year-old’s incredible speed (the fastest player in Serie A last season) and his incredible lack of basic football ability, you had to seriously question whether he picked the right sport.Funny how many black players (traore frimpong) are described basically like this
>>154863071keano nails brunos donkey teeth
Unprecedented Liversissy melty
>>154863092He's more like a rat tbf
>>154863071KEANO IS KINO
>>154863087He also gets annoyed when I call him Liversissy for some reason.
take a bow whoever found out Dave's sister is in a hull kebabsent him on an absolute rager
>>154863112It was meABUGods win
>>154863112Kek
>>154863112>>154863119>>1548631213 anti tran u messages within the span of 1 cooldown but the tranny from manny will say it's one person while replying to xherself every 60 seconds
>>154863089>What a shitter. Is he even championship tier?He's a permacrock, his playing ability is practically irrelevant at this point.
>13 minutes without schizo babblei fink liversissy got bannedi fink he will ban evade soon
Hello I would like to enquire as to the employment status of Arne Slot
>>154861273Turks are whiteMost Persians are white (literally Aryan)Some Arabs are whiteThe rest are black or brown with the exception of some white converts
>>154863349LMFAO
>>154863312funny because all the jannies have to do to KWAB him again is ban anybody samefagging his posts lmao
Mantroony doing his hardest begging for a reply
Dave STILL having a melty is he?Biblical
Would you pay £110m for Anderson, lads?
>>154863371true
>>154863379Lad I wouldn't pay 15€ for a hamburger
>>154863475Based World Cup tip hater>>154863379>Would you pay £110m for Anderson, lads?Are United poor now?
>>154863495>Are United poor now?They spent huge sum last window despite no European football but they got CL football now so they can spend bucket loads now.
£500M spent>need RW, CB, LB, RB, LW
>>154863379don't want him
>>154863379Ederson is better, and Baleba and Alex Scott are on the same level
>>154863379The biggest question is did Newcastle put a sell-on clause in Anderson's contract
Man U just need a little 7 new starting 11 signings plz understand
>>154863552Slot needs just another billy please understand
>Watching United Stand and their end of season review>We finished 3rd, that's not good enough but better than what we could have finished>We got more points than Arsenal [after Carrick joined] so that means we'll be challenging for the title next season>We beat Arsenal and they were the eventual champions so this means the title challenge is on>Everybody was great>Lammens is better than Allison and Raya
>shameless copyingOh no no no you know xhe's tiltedPoor little Tran U
>>154863637Lol
>>154863670They won the "Since Michael Carrick was appointed" trophy They're BACK
>>154863379Absolutely. Anderson offers more than Rice.
>>154863683They also said>We conceded 50 goals that's got to change if we want to challenge for the title>I told you not to worry about scoring goals but conceding them>Oh so Arteta is the manager of the season for you? Since he likes to keep goals out instead of scoring them>Arsenal scored 71 goals to Manchester United's 69
Hope United Strand is safely outside of the country. Can’t be doing the Slag brothers hair at 30C.
>>154863705Only needs them to win three games on the bounce next season, easily doable.
>>154863705Will he include friendlies in his 5 game count?
>>154863696How could they concede 50 goals with Peter Schmeichel in net?
>>154863727No
>>154863696they're seething about rice now
>>154863687>Anderson>Games: 50>Goals: 4>Assists: 5>G/A Per Game: 0.18>Rice>Games: 54>Goals: 5>Assists: 11>G/A Per Match: 0.29Huh?
Why bother arguing with a Manchester United fan, when you can just wait?
Michael Carrick's "One more than you" method is quintessentially British.
>>154863610Don't think theyre that business savvy
>>154863742We all said this about Liverpool at the end of last season when the cracks started to show. Has been kino watching them fall off so badly this season.
>>154863346He is VERY employed for at least 12 months. Fact by the way. Liverpool don’t sack managers, not my words the words of James Duncan Carragher
its funny how much of a sissy club man united has becomethey went from roy keane breaking legs to them crying about some pushing and shoving in the box
ESPN DROPPING NUKES
>>154863610>>154863752Nope, they couldn't because they were under a time constraint to sell him and needed more instant cash to fix the PSR issues, so they sold him for £35m with no sell on clause (usually 10%-20%) so they've prob missed out on £10m-£20m.
>>154863740Rice is 27Anderson is 23Anderson almost matched Rice playing for Forest
>>154863742They're actually retarded
>>154863765>its funny how much of a sissy club man united has become>>they went from roy keane breaking legs to them crying about some pushing and shoving in the boxTRVE
>>154863765KEK
>>154863379If you want to win the league you have to getting players like this when you desperately need them. Thinking Fernandes at Wet Spam is basically “we have Anderson at home”
>>154863780So you concede he didn't 'offer more' than Rice, that's all you had to say. Dunno why you said it in the first place when you're objectively wrong (I won't even bother citing other statistics). Don't even support Arsenal but this is just your weird cunt obsession leaking through.
>>154863798>Dunno why you said it in the first placehe knows no ball f a m a l a m
Anderson isn’t as good as Rice but he looks certain to be a great midfielder. But what do I know I thought Caicedo would be dominating the league going to Chelsea
>>154863779Of course, that was why they ended up with Vlachodimos
>>154863776What excuse does Liverpool even have? They just spent £500M in the summer.
>>154863798You're clearly a fucking assholeAnderson's stats match Rice playing for fucking Forest, while Rice is surrounded by half a billion worth of players
>>154863776It’s worse than the Moyes boys?
>>154863859They keep blaming Jota's death but they wanted him out of the club before that happened. >>154863876Considerably.
https://x.com/afcbournemouth/status/2059288448218136620
>>154863859people focus on the total sum of that transfer window for the reason being poor when those players targeted were flat out incorrect to begin with>frimpong: a wing back when you dont play with wing backs>wirtz: a 10 when you already had a pretty good 10 in slobz>getting both isak and ekitike: there was some data analysis before the transfers saying they had an identical player profile so it was redundant to have both
>>154863892Oh dear. I can’t remember but did Moyes spend half a billion on new signings too?
>>154863892Justice for the Porto 1
>>154863917>stadium capacity - 17,000Don’t care about anything else. Get out my league
>Pep Ljinders leaves Man CityQuick liverbros…. Snap him up before we get Slotto’s chosen dud for assistant
Man United could have hired Alonso, Tuchel, De Zerbi, Iraola or Glasner. But they chose to hire someone who has a club managerial career almost identical to Gareth Southgate.
>De Zerbi
>>154863970If Tuchel goes out semi final or earlier I think we all need to apologise to Garuf
>>154863925They wanted everyone to think that they're a serious club so they spent money like Madrid. Problems is, they're really bad at finding talent. Also, not many top players want to live in Liverpool in comparison to a city like Madrid.>>154863927Moyes spent £64.4M >>154863933Mourinho the GOAT
>>154863937training ground which is attached to the current ground needed building elsewhere first which was finished last summer, plus >we needed to buy the land back that was sold when in admin... stadium was approved last week
>>154861034why are there no east london teams
>>154864118because their representative got relegated
>>154864118Because I hate them
>>154864137Oh ok
Anyone wanna buy some black players with questionable attitudes? Pls email me tenpinboehl@blueco.org
Nice to see some actually footy discussion atm. Liversissy must be at his mandatory dole meeting.
>>154864192Plenty of white players with questionable attitudes. kick it out
>>154864212Garnacho is black. It’s not about skin colour you fucking racist
>>154863925>isak and ekitike: there was some data analysis before the transfers saying they had an identical player profilI thought we had an African itk pop in saying their head shapes were entirely different
>>154864239Isak is stereotypically Somalian
>>154864239One lad here is an expert in African tribes
>>154864268Yeah it's DaveIt's his people
I remember reading about Isak’s childhood being rough but he worked hard for the local warlord to eventually get a Swedish passport. Not sure if true mind
>Scotland striker Lawrence Shankland has completed a transfer to Rangers from Scottish Premiership rivals Heart of Midlothian, agreeing a two-year deal at Ibrox with the option of a further 12 months.>The 30-year-old scored 88 goals in 171 appearances across four campaigns at Tynecastle and captained the Edinburgh club to second place this season, missing out on the title to Celtic on the final day.And Scottish football returns to the normality of Celtic 1st, Rangers 2nd.
Bruno celebrating a meaningless individual award as if he is lifting the PL trophy. Maguire demanding to barge into the England team despite not featuring in the past 2 years. Mainoo publicly throwing his manager under the bus, and the fans wanking him off for doing so. Casemiro pretending he's some sort of club legend despite costing the club £72m in wages and not even helping us come close to a league title. I do not recognise my club anymore. Fergie was not afraid to tell some of our greatest players to fuck off if they got too big for their boots, now we just let players with a fraction of the ability rule the roost because they have a couple of decent games.
>>154864415Mum finally let you back on computer?
>>154864415>Mainoo publicly throwing his manager under the bus, and the fans wanking him off for doing so.Amorim was a total fucking retard to say Mainoo and Fernandes played the same position.
Arsenal bad
>>154864492Proof?
Yanited fans turning on Amorim Soulless club
>>154864507Was this post on a 6 month delay?
Barca already cooling on CucurellaYeah you better hope Simeone wants you side show bob faggot you're so easily replaceable you're a fucking fullback
>>154864358Kek
>Jo Blythe in a vest telling me the weatherOH MY
>>154864436Had to wait for mummy to finish her emails before he could reset the router
Anyone know any good kebab shops in Hull for away days next season?
>>154864672are you planning on doing hull away more than once a season?
>>154864722Quite possible. Do Liverpool women play Hull at all?
>>154864752no
These are statistically the brownest clubs in England.
>>154864840Traitors
>>154864840Should be relegated the lot of them.
>>154864840*spits* dirty forun bastards
>>154864722Yeah I'll go most team since hull is nearby
>>154864840>christian, english arsenal not spottedproven to be the good guys yet again
None of those clubs are owned by Muslims, Hull City is though
What do you guys think of the big news story of how Chinks are controlling the media and not letting broadcasters show Japs/Koreans/Uzbeks winning things on live TV
>>154864840We've long known that English people aren't fans of those clubs. Only wogs and muzzies.
>>154864840Villa surely have the most
>>154864928not dark enough for this to gain any traction over thereif they were paki or black then it'd be big news
>>154864959Villa leads the league with the most goals scores by English players (32).
>>154864840Rage bait image showing an “English” player too
>>154864840friendly reminder that "people" from these cities may not celebrate when england win the world cup this year
Hullslims can't celebrate KEK
>>154865014I now remember Paddy the fatty celebrating England losing the euro final in 2024 live on instagram
>>154864840Liverpool is a disgusting GRIM little clubFucking horrible bastards
>>154865032Plastic Paddy enjoy watching rivals lose more than his teams win
>>154865039Well said son.
>>154864902>>154865030Genuine melty
>>154865030Hullslims?I kekked
yea bro it's a melty to point out Muslims just say you love brown people we already know it's true
>>154865116True because he's muslim himself
>>154865116Yeah apparently turks are englishmen now
Hull fans would convert to Islam if they got even a whiff of top half finish next season. Thank Christ it ain’t happening. Be lucky get 10 points
>>154865116>why did a club owned by Turks get promoted?!?!?!?!Melty
>>154865130lil bro is gagging for turks he wants his people to be accepted so badyou aren't English ya tranny from manny
>Noooo don't point out Turks and Muslims only point out non Englishmen but not my people
Is it true you can’t order Greek yoghurt at the Hull staff canteen? It’s that kefir crap only apparently
>>154865175Kek it do be like thay6
>>154864840The data confirming what we all know. Liverpool is a Muslim club.
>>154864928Not shocking considering the Chinese benched Ozil who was on 350k at the time
>>154865208That’s nothing. Liverpool benched Isak despite his 400k/week
>>154865181fraid so
>>154865224Terrible. Hope the rumours getting fined a weeks wages for mentioning the Armenian genocide aren’t true
>>154865220Disgusting but we expect nothing less than a non English brown club. As the data shows: >>154864840
>>154865249I heard a youth player got his contract terminated for bringing up the genocide
>>154865208Saw that with the Jewish Glazers that benched 700k per week Alexis
>>154865271they're taking the piss with that
>>154865287>>154865287>>154865287
>>154865293>early
Actual thread>>154865395>>154865395>>154865395
>>154865293prefer this one desu
