>>154848824>Mid-Season Draftno one cares.
>>154848875i care
>>154848914Which team do you follow?
>>154848959Dosn
what makes indians wobble their heads
>>154849172they even do it when theyre on the phone
I thought he died years ago.
Should I go to a football game one day?
parents should be allowed to smack their kids
lol
lmaoin' @ port for not tanking and fucking their system up
>>154851291tanking is dishonourablepoot are just shit on their own terms
>>154848875cared enough to say you don't and that you apparently speak for EVERYBODY. Weird job for someone who doesn't care. You a neppo babby, poofter or abo poofter?
Brad Scott GONERichmond claim another coach
the jeetneets are revolting in the streets!
hearing that b. scott has been sacked
Today is a wonderful day
>>154853283I broke the news 8 minutes before you. Are you trying to take credit? I'll fucking have you mate don't mess with me today
>>154853354nigga chill didn't see your post it's early and i haven't had my 'fee
>>154848824More like Sacked coach edition
Good morning alf
C YA SCOTTY SCOTTY BYE BYENO MORE SCOTTY
>>154853354cmon then cunt. my best mate spunked on Tom Morris's rug you have no idea the world of pain and humiliation you're in for. LETS FUCKEN GO.
Typical bummers, trying to take the shine off Neale's death and Uncle Colins arreet.
IT’S TIME
Bad luck for the iggs this week. Dosn likely to get a win now
>>154853550wat loldid unc colin get nicked kek
Crazy how essendon and carlton are supposedly two of the biggest clubs in the league but have both been dog shit for more than 20 years, only coast off past history and sack their coach in the same year.
>>154853585the wording was vague implied embezzlement and historical crimes of some nature. uncle colly had a wobble i'm afraid.
>>154853611holy fukken kek
>>154853589>says the guy who has been coasting on da joos did it! since he got hair on his balls.
>>154853595my gf on the right
>>154853611Fuck are you on about?
Why'd Essendon sack Scott?
>>154853635White guys will see a completely bog average Asian chick and go>WOW MY FUTURE WIFE I MUST BREED WITH HER HELLO BEAUTIFUL
>>154853645¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>154853661Asian guys will see a complete wrecked white trash girl and go>ME SO HORNY, ME WANT TO DO MATHS AND EAT DA NOODLE, TOO BAD SHE NO LIKE SMALL DICK, I PRAY STARCRAFT NOW
>>154853661nope. its the video game type that goes in for that, life the basedboy with the jeet play ing video games on the sihk .com.au ad.
>>154853695and black guys wil see a ham-planet orbiting the aldi carpark and sayb >sheeeeet dat yt bitch have all dat back.
>>154853645>One win since May 23 last yearThat’ll do it
>>154853611>>154853550Where's your evidence that Colin was arrested?
>>154853734it's like norf and west coast had a babby. a fat bloated babby
>>154853762I'm not a fuckn copper, you dickhead. was on the vicpol page.
Based Brad runs the place into the ground then gets a $1.5mil payout on his way out
They just mentioned something on the ABC news
>>154853820Bomberbucks are not legal tender and can only be spent in the merch store, the fan zone and the vending machines.
who /neet/ here?
i liked brad because he put sheedy in the rack where he belongsoh well hope hirdy comes back for the memes
>theres already talk of bringing Hird backGod damn, Essendon are just the gift that keeps giving arent they? Theyre stupid enough to do it too
>>154853883the old guard and cult essendrones want hird back because it's a safe harbour. i don't want him back at all. blood someone fresh. get them to grow with the kids.
Their season is already trashed. They should have kept him until the end of the year and then made the call.
>>154853883>85 (41–43–1)>drug scandal
>>154853934this was the move desutankmax then flick move him on
>>154853790Nothing on vicpols website about Colin being arrested https://www.police.vic.gov.au/breaking-news
>>154854005look again idiot
>>154849172I find it cute
>Brad Scott sackedToday is a good day :)
the solo man is going to be coach lloyd forward coach'hirdy director of football
>>154854215Emergency fireball pod confirmed!
essendon are a rabble
>>154854317say that again(plz kill me)
>dosn shit the bed againSuch a crisp life supporting this club.
>>154854353the ride never ends
Fucking hell that's abysmal.I get the absolutely pathetic effort the provided on ANZAC day along with losing to Richmond in the state that they are in is an embarrassment; but what do they actually have to gain from sacking their coach now? It's not like there's anyone major on the market that they'll be missing out on.Unless they are really desperate to try and secure Voss's services. Hird isn't going anywhere if they are stupid enough to get him back.
>dean solomon interim coachJust make it end, lads.
>>154854414UMM HES AN ESSENDON MAN OKAY??????
essendon MUST appoint hird
Hird will save Essendon
>>154854028Nothing there about Colin, champ
>>154854458are your eyes painted on, champ
Hird IS Essendon
iggs getting fucked by the dead coach bounce
just did a big stinky essendon's management culture
>>154854414i actually like the big deano
footy classified kino tonight
>>154853957This record actually makes him one of the most successful recent essendon coaches
Big Deano is a spud
>>154854601you take that back
He’s coming home
>>154853934>>154854393Moving him on now sets the standard that this is not acceptable. Culture needs to be rebuilt and it starts from the top. No more accepting mediocrity. Hes not up to it so has to go. Gives every coach plenty of time to apply. And there have been new unproved head coaches in the last few years who have won a flag in their first or second seasons.
>>154854618YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM
>>154854496nah iggs will rape this worthless listcarlton was entirely a coaching issue, dosn have a fucking diabolically shit list. brad was probably getting the best he could out of such a diabolically shit list. even my pooties are less dire
>>154854646bit harsh i reckon m8
>>154854637>Moving him on now sets the standard that this is not acceptable>No more accepting mediocrityPerfect time to set that standard was before offering him a contract extension.>And there have been new unproved head coaches in the last few years who have won a flag in their first or second seasons.With good lists, Which Essendon absolutely does not have.
>>154854618pop :')
I will miss Neale Daniher’s posts on here, I enjoyed his contributions
>>154855012And they were?
>>154854655i haven't watched that much of the dosn play this year because it's just sad but the entire list are absolute plodders, at best they are extremely inconsistent. merrett is like the only bloke who plays well week on week.
>>154855093the list is basically kids mate you need to take that into account. they're fucking learning with shit senior players. merrett is fuckwit and i wish we fucked him off. selfish gutless coward.
i’m hoping to not have a beer in the near future i’m not good i’m a mess i stuff up i need to get a grip i’m outside the bottle shop
Why are Essendon trying to steal attention away from neales death?
>>154855151Nothing wrong with a cheeky Tuesday morning beer lad
>>154855133yeah but i watch my pooties and the younger players there are much more consistent and clearly more talented than the dosn. whitlock, mckinlay, jase burgoyne, tom cochrane (hasn't played in the afl this year but definitely should based on last year) all put in more effort and are more consistent t
>>154855216>i haven't watched that much of the dosn play this year >but i watch my pooties and the younger players there are much more consistent and clearly more talented than the dosn.doesnt compute.not that i am disagreeing with you, im just not making huge calls on ports list. completly different stages of development. brad scott basically nuked the plodders to let the kids play. port had a transition plan to ease carr into a stable team which he worked with ken to formulate i'd assume. just dont write off the kids at essendon yet, robey, farrow, sharp all have barely played. they've got years of development left, and with lazy gutless senior players not willing to do the heavy lifting we are rudderless.fuck i hate my fucking dosn man. fuck it. fucking why was i given this curse
>>154855133>merrett is fuckwit and i wish we fucked him offYes, but he is still Essendon's best player by a mile and only like a Top 15 player in the league.
>>154855295well fair enough mate if you see something in them, definitely understand where you're coming from considering my pooties are shit and most people would write all the youth off as well. fans see shit no-one else does.sorry dosn man, i have a soft spot for dosn because mumza and my senpai are dosn fans from vic but we live interstate and i picked a new team when i got into footy, so i broke the curse but still want to see them do well
>>154855338mate i could drag my nan out of the ground and shed have more ticker than merrett
we need to wrap our arms around brad scott
>>154855368its all good man, just passionate about my dosn is all. gotta cling to whatever hope i see or else whats the point in following it. not gonna sit here and be a rage supporter. (might be today tho kek)
caddy is counting down the days to when he can leave the hangar
>>154855484;_;
>>154855392He is getting paid millions to not coach Essendon, he’s hit the jackpot
The Assassination of Brad Scott by the Coward Essendon Football Club
>>154855184You've got it wrong. They're using Neale's death as a distraction to sacking the coach. Disgraceful club
>>154855579They should pay me to not coach them haha
rc plz return its now or never
rc is dead mate
rc is in jail mate
how bout wrapping your arms around my enlarged cock and balls
>>154855623Nah, I think they made the call on the weekend. Maybe directly after the game on Friday. After all, they did just lose to Richmond. Then they were going to announce it on Monday, but then got the news that Daniher was on Death's door. Leading them to delay the announcement for the day.
>>154855692This, he stabbed a prostitute.
no one cares stop samefagging
>>154855723Sounds fabulous, hit up Wet on Wellington and I definitely will ;)
>>154855723see docs now
>>154855759Source?
morning gents
3rd monster ultra of the day
oh errolhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=rpxgn01rwjE
garn tool shopyouse blokes want anything?
>>154856137my queen
you're all a bunch of faggotsgo port
>>154856285*meant we're
>>154856305stick it up your arse faggot
https://youtu.be/YB7cLGUAJFA>>154856046gm sunshine x>>154856137corr peng>>154854593tabla x
>>154856249running low on deck screws and 12” reusable tie wraps tabla x
>>154856318*meant my
>>154856318>>154856368go cats btw
>>154856361show us ur deck x
>>154856305>>154856368slit your throat micktranny
Second wank of the day.
Official statement from Essendonhttps://www.essendonfc.com.au/news/2033568/senior-coach-update"The Essendon Football Club can confirm that it has made the decision to part company with Senior Coach Brad Scott, effective immediately.The Club thanked Scott and his family for his dedication to the role and for the club-first mentality he showed throughout his time at Essendon.“Brad is a resilient, stoic leader who gave everything to this football club and to the people in it. He came to Essendon with a clear set of values and he never compromised them, through good times and difficult ones,” President Andrew Welsh said.“We appreciate the sacrifices he made for our Club and thank him for his commitment and professionalism. Brad leaves a legacy with the decisions he made in building our list which were always Club first.“Ultimately, whilst we know we are a young team, we are not comfortable with our current position which led us to meet as a Board to assess and make a decision on the future of the Senior Coach position.“When looking at the overall progress of our football team this season, it was agreed that we needed a fresh voice to take the club forward for the 2027 AFL Season. Once that decision was made, it would have been unfair to have Brad continue as coach any longer and that is why we have brought this decision forward to today.“While long-term decisions have been clear and provide great hope for our future, we still need to show progress week to week, and we haven't seen that this year. These are genuinely difficult decisions, and we do not take them lightly but the cumulative nature of our losses and the key performance indicators set by the Club at the start of the season are not trending in the right direction,” Welsh said."
>>154856388here’s part of it fella xwas asking a boulderer in cric for a v-rating ngl
>>154856511Continued"“In recent years we have transitioned our playing list, overhauled our high-performance department and enhanced our list and recruiting division and today we made the difficult decision to change our senior coaching structure.“We have been extremely clear on the strategy and direction of our football club. We are building the next successful era for Essendon, with a view to playing finals, winning finals and competing for premierships.“There is a lot to be gained from the second half of the season and we won’t waste the opportunity to develop and improve our performances.“We know recent times have been hard for Essendon people, and we feel that deeply. We are confident the best days for this football club are ahead of us and we are excited about the future.”The Club will outline the process to select its next Senior Coach in the coming days."
>>154856511makes sense, obviously with carlton also looking for a new coach + tasmania coming up and people like longmire, simpson, buckley etc. available, probably best to do it mid-seasonstill, stupid to extend him in the first place
I’ve got a pooey arse
>>154856382*meant pakistan
>>154856589queem QUEEM x
Quitting caffeine really sucks
>daniher died>bscott sacked>MSD tonightbig 24 hours
>>154856612tabla x ;)
My dogs keeps sniffing my legs and it tickles lol
gma
>>154856669based dogza, give him a pat
>>154856673fraudmantle
>>154854324-ACK
>>154856614i just tanked the first few days with panadol got better after thatit is annoying though>>154856617neither
>>154853181No I cared enough about not caring to say I don't care.
>>154856511>>154856530>blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
>>154854215Dying your hair when you have an aged face just makes your look older. Might as well embrace the grey, Kane-o.
>>154856137Yeah she's cute but Serena is hotter
>>154856909kek wtf
>>154856511>>154856530>we saw carlton's temporary success and figured surely this will also work for us?
>>154856617Both clubs have terrible lists but I guess Essendon are at least slightly deeper into their rebuild so probably them if I was able to get the assurance I'd be given time to develop before finals was an expectation. Realistically whoever takes over either club is unlikely to last long term just due to how long it's going to take to get the lists competitive with Tassie coming in.
mfw catters
>>154857022soullove this fella
Wish I had Down syndrome
>shatsscum are literal retardskekexplains why they support a scum cheating club
#JusticeForHird
On the Essendon FB page, people replying to the Scott post are arguing Hird should be the next coach
>>154857029*tips akubra*
>>154857054yeah you're just retarded and not in a cute way
>>154857091Essendon deserve to wallow in mediocrity for decades more if they're actually stupid enough to do it. What they really need is the board to get completely cleaned out and a culture reset with a new coach and football department overseeing the rebuild.But they won't.
>>154857136Yep, downys have life on easy mode
>>154857174Why not get the best of both worlds and just pretend to be retarded?
do downies get laid?
once i was at a museum and there was a room with a screen that was like experience what it's like to have down syndrome, i didn't go in because i was too scared but i do wonder about it sometimes
>>154857238bro that was just your bedroom
>dosn looking for that new coach bounce against my iggfuck sake i was hoping for an easy win finally
>>154857268youll still get ittheyre shot m8cookeddoneput a fork in em
>>154857230yep. source: misso works at a special school
>>154857281the sacked coach rebound is real af matethey finna go out and do it for scottyhappens every time
>>154857326yeah but durham is out
>>154857230it's like a fuckfest mate
>>154857260kek GOTTEM
>>154857339just watch my iggs don't know how to be favourites
>>154857381fancy the loom?
>>154857260Kek
>rainy day>hunter for red October on>side of beef in the slow cookerwho else here /maxxcomfy/
I think Ross Lyon to bummers since shit kilda have a man in waiting anyway
>>154857260kek got him
iggs will smash essendon
Bizarre that Essendon post a thank you to Scott on their FB page after they sacked him and after releasing a statement saying how bad he was.
>Coles has bumped up the price on the deliveriesI can't take this shit anymore.
A bay leaf will elevate my chicken soup to the next level
>>154857546kek
>>154857507Have you considered going to Coles yourself?
>>154857574>Go to Coles with a list of groceries>Half of the items are out of stock
>>154857640This has never happened to me
irans about to get their internet backwe might see some kino clipswonder if they know about neale yet???
>>154857653Really? Happens to me all the time now. It never used to be a problem.
dosnmonke what are your thoughts on the cover of the talking heads album "naked"
>>154857398lets do it
>>154857700Yeah never, the small comfy woolies near me has less of a selection sometimes but the main big one I never have an issue with
>>154857758I hate going to the big Coles. It's way too busy and the delivery fee is legitimately less than the cost of fuel to get there, not to mention not wasting my time.
treated myself to a new hammerwho needs their head caved in?
Hird all the way. So Goodwin is an option - was head assistant during saga, thompson was allowed another three years 'coaching' - even though he was primary reason Dank was even at the club. Everyone else has been allowed to have another chance or continue but Hird isn't? Why.. Caro is why. Saga was heading in a direction and then she saw a story and it became all about Hird. We lost our soul the day we gave in to the media and sacked him.
maybe the real >richmonds 2026 list was the coaches we lost on the way
dosn might want simmo
>>154857774Fair, I’m not against delivery but I do enjoy going to the shops and moseying around deciding what’s for dinner and what not
Does Donsperg still think it was a good idea to keep Merrett? What's he going to be traded for at the end of this season? Hawks have even less to give this year.
dons customers are DELUSIONAL
dons board members are DELUSIONAL
>>154857867yes
>>154857950What's he going to be traded for at the end of this season?
>>154857958dunnowhat do the hawks have to offer? hes still contracted till 2027
>do we go go for a new coach with a different voice, different ideas, different philosophy?>or do we go for the guy who used to coach the club, was average and ended up causing the 10 year hole we find ourselves in?>Bummers fans in unison: the second one! Lmao let this club not win a final for the next 50 years
i am not a dosnsperg but the merrett trade was unworkable
How about a coaching Triumvirate???
>>154857972Currently a late 1st rounder and three mid 2nd rounders.>hes still contracted till 2027They won't be holding him this time.
>>154858040no players?dont want that, would prefer to get some able low 20's players that fit the demographic of the team. hawks might actually need to engage essendon early this time to start the discussions idklol
>>154858074>no players?Players have to agree to a trade. Why would anyone decent from the Hawks want to go to Essendon?
>>154858116these are all things hawthorn should be considering in their chase for him desu. it'll be interesting.
>>154858116>essendon should let their best player go to the hawks with zero compensation because no-one would want to go to essendon do you not understand how trades work dickhead?
Any dosn men in?
>>154858197\o
>>154858197no but in my sovl i am monke
>>154858162>do you not understand how trades work dickhead?Yeah, you'll accept picks instead because no player trade is viable.
>>154858399are you his gf or something lol
>>154858430No, just a realist.
>>154858024Who is the caesar?
IT'S COMING HOME
>>154858461fepretty staunch position to maintain i respect it
Do any of you have any leadership credentials?
>>154858533i was my faction captain in primary school (blue)
>>154858475Bucks is the Caesar, Voss is Pompey, Hird is Crassus
>>154858552doxxed
>>154858533I captained north melbourne very briefly
>>154858399and that is unworkable for the dons who already have a list of entirely rookies and no senior players except merrett
>>154858627Rhyce?
>>154858592Buckley = recent coaching achievements overshadow the other two, the most respected now as a coachVoss = champion in his prime. Once considered the greater man. Now a shadow of his former self.Hird = his hubris and poor tactical decisions lead to his downfall, earlier than the other two.
Their parents should step in and say that Chris has had enough time at a good team and now it's Brad's turn.
>>154858656>>154858627Shit, I thought you said coached.
>Essendon sack their rebuilding coach who was cleaning out all the old Essendon boys who were a cancer to the club>He gets sacked>Old Essendon boy gets appointed the coachlol. lmao even.Would seriously consider the rope if I was a rational Essendon fan.Here's to another 20 more years of no finals. Might as well bring Dodoro back.
>>154858662bucks achieved nothing aside from a grand final choke as a coach, he is a worthless deadshit subhuman cunt of a bloke
>>154858669It's ok, we all make mistakes. They help us grow.
>>154858702He made a grand final where the others didnt. If dom sheed misses he lifts the cup
>>154858639Guess you'll just have to keep him then. I'm sure one more year of 31 year old Merrett protecting his body, going through the motions then leaving as a FA will be more valuable for a rebuilding club than additional young talent.
My Dad is a rich fuckhead that's why i'm a communist.
>>154858533does being OP count as leadership?
>>154854215What's the tattoo?
>>154858750truth jdam
>>154858750Makes sense.
>>154858727they have too much young talent, both options are shit and unworkable. what the dons need is an elite senior player willing to guide them. zerrett needs to go but he needs to be swapped not let go for picks. hawthorn needs to offer them something better than a barely vfl level player like hustwaite
>>154858781>they have too much young talentThey have young, inexperienced players. How talented they are is debatable.Outside of Caddy, Roberts, Sharp, Robey, Farrow and Kako everyone under 24 currently on the list will likely end up delisted across the next few years.
when you wake up in the morning and it's quarter to twoand you're laying there thinking bout something to doyou brush your teeth*ch ch ch ch ch*
>>154858841youre rightits why essendon wanted estbalished players overs picks
>>154855738>After all, they did just lose to Richmond.They had two players injured (removed) inside the first few minutes.Another two injured (one removed, one hobbled) in the second quarter.Then had another one or two injured during the last.Can't expect to win with 17 players desu.
>>154858853Not gonna get them yet. Need to build a foundation of talent to attract them with the potential of being better in the future. Right now Essendon are in no man's land.
>>154858750tale as old as time
>>154858853>we have no good youth>that's why we don't need good youth
merrett is the wrong skin colour for hawks
That big pile of chillies I ate are wreaking havoc on my bowel.
merrett is the wrong skin colour for Sam Mitchell's wife
One day in the future Essendon will be a powerhouse again and you will long for days like these.
>>154858911Such truth.
>>154858911>One day in the future Essendon will be a powerhouse againIt won't be anytime soon.
Reckon I'll be dead before I see the dosn win another flag.
the coward known as zach merrett>gets coddled by goddard his entire developmental era>doesn't want to pass on his experience and teachings
>>154858937Essendon deceived him into thinking they were building a team capable of winning finals. He's done his tenure through like two rebuilds already.
Kingy was so stoked on that fireball pod they just released
>>154858955can i have some extra mayo on your next reply please
>on a whim decide to move to thailand>days later thailand bans indiansit's all lining up lads
>Scott goneKWAB
>>154858978Yeah, you're right, I'm the one exaggerating. You suggesting Merrett is selfish after spending 12 years at the club and re-signing on the expectation of playing in finals and not overseeing yet another rebuild is measured and reasonable.
>>154858999Dangerously based
>>154859005using words like "deceived" mate please, are you zach?
It's 'ken time for Hinkley at Essendon (or Carlton).
so much for IN SCOTT WE TRUST when they won against melbourne
>>154859016Do you think he re-signed for four years because he expected Essendon to be on the bottom of the ladder with 1 win, a sacked coach and facing another multi-year rebuild?
lot of discussion about a non entity (bummers)cursed team, fans are as retarded as their football operations lul
>>154859021The more the AFL expands the more the old powerhouse teams like Essendon and Carlton become shit. We need four Victorian teams to go and I hope one of these shit clubs will be kicked out of the league.
>>154859056Yeah, they are far more likely to go than north or saints. Dumb dumb
>>154859056bummers aintsnorthshitmond
>>154859005He re-signed to Essendon on a long deal, then demanded they up his contract, twice.Essendon have been good to him.
1. Collingwood2. Geelong3. Hawthorn4. Richmond5. Carlton6. Melbourne7. North Melbourne8. Essendon9. Western Bulldogs10. St Kilda
still see shitmond membership stickers on cars from the last yeat they won the premiership kek
bulldogshawthorn
>>154859037essendon looked fundamentality different in 2021 when he signed on. he had all the leverage. he made the decision. now essendon is holding him to the contract. a self proclaimed realist would accept this fact, no?
shit kilda deserves to be removed far more than the dons
>>154859092melbourne and n melbourne should be 8th and 9th
>>154859108They're within their rights to keep him. It's just not to either party's benefit but I wouldn't understand an Essendon supporter, or club official, to understand the concept of beneficial list management decisions.
can't wait til poolingwood is bottom 4 and gets nowhere in the draft because of tassie kek
>cucktorian pendelbury circlejerk over >poolingwood pleading for the afl to overturn the hawks result after realising they wont make finals >after throwing games to statpad at home v wc for a slightly above average midfielderhaha
why are vics so jewish?
>>154859127just hanging onto a good player who stayed loyal while he watched those in charge ruin the ship he was onnow the ship is sinking and they refuse to let him off, absolute faggots
>>154859127lol there it is
>>154857797nice, my 'ammers
*hoiks up my backpack*
>>154859155>we're allowed to do it so we should do it regardless if it's the right thing to doCrisp face spiters
On my bucket list is to have a girl drink some Pepsi max then burp in my face
>>154859165already had lunch mate no need for more mayo
>>154859092Geelong should be about 5th
*ties up my noose*
>>154859172On what basis?
>>154859181I dont like them
>>154859173go get that premiership flag in the sky champ
>>154858964hes right about the senior players being shithouse. based kaneo
simply have no respect for any "man" who dyes his hair
>Brad Scott sacked because Essendon played shit defence>Assistant coach Dean Solomon promoted to interim coach>He was the defence coachReally makes you think.
>>154859158I know which is my weapon of choice.
>>154859225get well soon darce
WHY did my Dad force me to go for the Dosn? I just wanted to be a simple West Coast supporter.
Reckon clubs should get picks and their strength is based on how/when they fire their coach, would make things more interesting and stop shitters like Scott and Beveridge from holding employment.
>>154859158Why do you have that?
>>154859241I am a tradie
>>154859232You get ONE (1) club reroll in your life. If you haven't used it yet, you could still switch.
>>154859232Sorry mate we're full.
>>154859246Too late, I'm already stuck in the mire.
Don't think I could handle being an Iggs supporter when the Dockers are up and about.
>>154859260
>>154858667kek christmas dinner every year must be torture for poor old Brad
I work in the public sector and we just got a directive we can no longer refer to abos as "Aboriginal" or "Indigenous" as it "doesnt accurately reflect their true diversity" and we can ONLY refer to abos now as "first nations peoples" as this is a term more appropriate for reconciliation, truth telling and healing.
>>154859316state gov?
>>154859260You couldn't handle 2013 and 2026?
I have a phobia of public speaking
This would be so much a better job than coaching
>>154859246this only applies under the age of 12 i'm afraid
>>154859318Yes mate
>>154859316just dont refer to them at all
>>154859316i grew up around abbos and they *all* referred to themselves as aboriginal. a mate worked at SBS for a while and basically had to quit after a meeting when he uttered the 'aboriginal' word and everyone acted like he killed a kitten right then and there. that was almost a decade ago.
>>154859316i suppose the nations of the mungo people don't count...
>>154859316::abos::First Nations peoplesSimple as.
>>154859323You wouldn't understand.
>>154859316how retardedgoing with indigenous was bad enough but how retarded are commies that they pretend to not know what abo or indig mean
>>154859316get back to work mate those emails won't write themselves
Essendon's problem historically has been Essendon.A great example is the supplements saga, had they just accepted the penalties like the Cronulla Sharks did, they wouldn't have had the issues they did. They not only decided to issue a legal challenge, but an appeal - deciding to waste hundreds of thousands of dollars on legal fees
what times the msd can't wait to see the face of which ever nigga we doom with pick juan kek
>>154859381I was there. They knew they were fucked not only from the afl but asada so spending an extra couple of hundred thousand to try and legally avoid their situation was the correct move i.e. create some sort of precedent where they were immune from asada coming down on them somehow but in reality nothing was going to stop the hammer from coming down on them.It's basically all stephen danks fault he saw basically a loophole in wada's policing of peptides as something that he could exploit to give essendon an advantage. When in reality wada said "just because these substances aren't explicitly on the banned list doesn't mean we wont prohibit them in the future."
Think Brad should go do an assistant role under Chris to prepare himself for his next coaching gig.
Might sack the coach and keep management exactly the same - using Scott as a scapegoat
>>154859381>>154859397They actually got off lightly. ASADA informed the Demetriou (AFL head) what was about to happen, who then tipped off Essendon who had time to shred the paperwork before ASADA arrived.Would've been much worse if they were caught red handed.
>>154859375*gets copilot to write the emails themselves*
>>154859419based EL2
Thank god dosn kept Merret because they needed that on field experience and leadership to stop some sort of catastrophe from happening like say keeping a player that wanted out from phoning it in after being refused their request to leave hampering their on field performance.
>>154859406Might force a board member onto the coaching team as an assistant coach without any process or the coaching team's approval, then appoint that board member/assistant coach as the head coach half a year later.Yeah, he was a former Essendon player. How could you tell?
indian food isn't even that good desujust spices and slop and bread
>>154859423>Sign a long, heavily front loaded contract>Try to piss off after the $$$ years and you're now on the lower paid portion>To a team that can only offer worthless scrapsNah, fuck him.
if you're using AI while employed for somebody you're just showing them how to replace you.
so explain to me how downies are able to hook up then, do they fuck each other or with non downies
>>154859435at its best it's very nice but that is quite rare
>>154859447usually other downies, but there are some degens who will fuck them. sadly they are very vulnerable to abusers (who ought to be publicly castrated)
>>154859440I'm not saying he isn't a cunt because he's obviously a massive cunt I'm just saying if you do the cost benefit analysis yeah you're losing some value but investing in the future is the smarter move rather than keeping some guy that doesn't want to be there around. Also you remove a massive cunt from your locker room.You can argue about setting precedent in the group that they have to honour contracts and not strengthening your supposed competitors (in reality hawks and dosn are on different levels) but in the end it only weakened Essendon.It was the wrong move at the time and now their performance has shown it was the wrong move in hindsight and it's probably had a hand in Essendon now having to sack their coach due to poor on field performance.Basically minnow club management innit.
>>154859470Literally all the senior Essendon players are shitters. Merrett at least would show the kids how to train properly.
>>154859447mates missus is a nurse. she worked on a downie ward once. reckoned most of her work was getting them to stop fucking each other kek.
>>154859350*jails you for thoughtcrime*
I said "shut up!"
>>154859444>he doesn't work for shekelberg
>>154859435whites do it better tbqhwy
>>154859488fukken kek
>>154859435It's fucking awesome desu but we don't need to import 600,000 Indians a year to make it. We have the recipe.
>>154859551
>>154859485Yes the guy that wanted out and is now stuck at the club not giving a fuck anymore is going to be the one setting the standards for the kids.
i fucking STINK
>>154859572based elijah tsatas
>>154859572Time for a shower, mate.
>>154859572sorry neale i forgot to buy this year's beanie
>>154859566Who do you barrack for? Hawthorn id imagine. Sorry your team can't wheel and deal above board.
>>154859596bit soon
The blind hero worship dosn people have for Hird needs to be studied. Listening to the radio today youd think he was going to take them to 5 flags in the next 6 years if it werent for an afl conspiracy to get rid of him.In reality he inherited a middling team from Knights who they sacked because he wanted to try and win games 21 goals to 20. He took that middling team, kept a w/l % of 48% despite having to resign without having the 2 years of failure every other coach gets before they get the arse that tanks their record. He was a nothing coach who got caught out cheating. It will be hilarious if he comes back
>>154859603meant for>>154859350
The blind hero worship Australian people have for tradies needs to be studied. Listening to the radio today youd think they were going to take them us to a house surplus in the next 6 years if it werent for a labor conspiracy to hold them back.
>>154859607>kept a w/l % of 48%Isn't that literally what Vossy had at Carlton, only he took them to a prelim?
>>154859621kekKEK
you can really tell who was bullied at school from essendon chads because they are milking this for all it's worth.
The blind hero worship Australian people have for the chosen people needs to be studied. Listening to the media today youd think they were going to take them us to a golden age of hedonism in the next 6 years if it werent for a nazi conspiracy to hold them back.
>>154859630And had a couple years of being a joke of a team before they finally sacked him
>>154859639crazy how Australian's treat a bunch of uneducated hammer swingers who consistently deliver subpar quality work as their chosen people
>>154859637wouldn't mind being bullied by 23 awfl dons and milk for all i'm worth iykwim haha
>>154859647KEK kek!
>>154859644Kind puts it in perspective. Dons' customers deserve the board they have.
>>154859647>nazis have a grudge against tradies when they love physical labour
>>154859649you're alright micky
>love physical labour>need to build labour camps>lose olympics>lose war
>>154859656y-you too thanks>>154859662applied for a new foreskin yet mate
crazy how I mog you so easily
james hird literally did nothing wrong
>>154859676meant uncle a
james hird literally didn't do a single thing right.
more like james bird iykwiMACAWMACAW haha
Was developing a soft spot for Essendon under Scott. He was doing the right thing for the club and was copping endless shit for it, so was on his side.Now though, can only hope they appoint Hird and truly suffer in their jocks.
>>154859698chin up soldier :)
>$514 so I can drive my car on the road for the next 6 monthsFuck this, maybe desi had a point
>>154859435it's bachelor-tier slop, just with asian spices. get the average ryan or dale come home after a massive pissup and give him the ingredients and he'll make the best "curry" you've ever had just by throwing shit together in drunken stupor. there's no dignity or skill in curry
if he was the cream of the crop he'd be james curd iykwim haha
>>154859707but 15 minutes cities are just an antisemitic conspiracy theory and it's a good thing to have everything in walking distance there will be no drawbacks
ENTER SUPERWOG
>>154859705Trying, but it's hard.
>love physical labour>scared of walking
sure smells like latkes in here
got the justin bieber on
>loves physical labour>only when its not raining, or hot, or there is no union bargaining, or if theres no coffee in the sheds
>haha guys i know the synonyms i le study my enemy
whenever i have to rebook an appointment i'm always pleased when the people doing it are good/efficient, feels rare these days
>>154859599What does it matter?
sure smells like doritos in here
less than 2 hours until the midseason draft bros
>>154859747because no one else gives a fuck about merrett obviously while hawks customers are still seething
>>154859749lfg dosnmen
>>154859753Is Hawthorn in the room with you now?
Dosn customer here.I still think sacking Truck was a mistake, but what can you do. I didn't hate Scott, liked his honesty, can't say I liked his win/loss record.Should we get Hirdy back? I dunno, he would (hopefully) provide some stability to the club, and it may be hard to just sack a club legend - might mean that the club can hang onto a coach for more than 3 seasons. That said he's had his time and it was just a tumultuous as now if not moreso, might be good to just blood a new coach give them 5 years to turn it around and see where we are at. Worst case scenario? Ken Hinkley, cheered when he left Poort, don't want him anywhere near my club.
>>154859765the fact that you replied to me indicates you unsurprisingly are a seething hawkroach
>>154859742bit racist champ diversity is our strength>>154859746what literal nothing happened now? someone forgot to say a welcome to country?
>>154859779Yesterday people were claiming there were no hawks supporters in /afl/ now they're supposedly everywhere. Which one is it champ?
>>154859790There is at least one (me). They call me Nighthawk.
>>154859804based.
>>154859770>weWhich player are you?
>>154848824I've seen enough, Freo flag.
>>154859804More like cringehawk
>>154859807The ump.
There's only one good dosn poster and that's monke anon the rest of you deserve to be manipulated into being kept down you obviously aren't smart enough to have success at afl level.
>>154859779
>>154859819>you deserve to be manipulated into being kept downbut enough about your gf
>>154859819keep me out of it pls playing diablo 4 ta
>>154859839poe2 is/will be better
>>154859842them fighting words niggapoe2 sold their soul to the yellow man
monke poster is a trojan horse by dosn to appease the afl general in respect to dosn supporters when in reality he's like the same as the rest of them.
>>154859770I swear Essendon supporters are the dumbest motherfuckers on this planet.
>>154859853not true i currently have 2214 intelligence
>Essendon Football Club (last year): >"Dean Solomon has joined Scott’s staff as an assistant for next season, taking the reins of team defence, stepping away from his prior role as a Director on the Club’s Board."Essendon Football Club (this year):We're sacking Brad Scott because the team defence sucks. Dean Solomon will be his replacement.
Why can't victorian's run a football club without either cheating or rorting and even being bad that and getting caught?
>>154859753I dont support either team and think merrett is a championare you the self appointed peoples voice?fuckin queer cunt
>>154856852typical abo poofter take. late too. must be one a dem 1/64th poofter.dey b da worst
>>154859871My pies would never
>>154859882SP433
>>154857090buy him a real drink or a gram.
>>154859871>victorian's runDon't you mean "Victorians run", the 's denotes ownership.
funny how we bag out seppos for 'burgerpunk' when pretty much everywhere in australia looks like pic related
>>154859889Who else is running Victorian football clubs?
>>154858911mate i'll be long dead by then. we all will.
>>154859896You wrote "Victorian's run a football club", you effectively wrote "Victorians own run a football club", as 's denotes direct ownership, i.e "Jack's ball".
>>154859901you have to be over 18 to post here nigga
>>154859707Life looks good for buschads now, hey?
>>154859871fading relevance
Does this guy know who own's Victorian Football clubs?
>Victorian haters in charge of basic grammarIncredible
>>154859916What's he doing? Saying Bombers need to poach Chris Scott?
>>154859375actually they do.
can't stop imagining sex with her
who up losing dey mind's over a grammer mistake
>>154859893Looks just like a knock-off American area, it's why I said last night that Australia has been an American satellite state - we, as a country, have designed our entire lives as a matter of habitus around American ideals and cultural habits
>>154859485i'd say most of the posters here are shitters too
that's not a minor grammar mistake that's full on IESLB
James Hird is the messiah and he will take us to the promised land
>>154859882go swans btw
>>154859656alt-right? yeah he's a meme like that shit too. just not as good. and alt-right is a very shit stale meme
what do the gamblers know that we don't
>>154859956id assume the gabba is the big factor
>>154859950go blackrock btw
>>154859957they're yet to beat a top 6 team
>>154859962could be a kino game desu
>Hey bro now that labor is hitting my back pocket after I voted for them despite all the constant, repeated warnings from everyone that it was a bad idea and labor would enact the very laws I'm mad about and me calling anyone who said this racists, nazi's, bigots and homophobes in response I'm now anti-albo. We need to vote for one nation so they'll steal votes from the liberal party and labor will win the next election with less votes than the previous one.
>>154859956Lions are at home, need to bounce back after a bad loss, likely have a few big ins, and Freo are still Freo, even if they've been traveling well.
>>154859908i'm way older than that, it's you taht sounds ike you were only born yesterday.
>>154859956
>>154859962Historically Lions have put in some bad or lazy performances against the lower teams but generally get up for most of their matches against the contending teams.
>>154859979fred to wingot it
>>154859982Yeah, maybe. Bet the house on Freo is my advice to you.
>>154859967the coalition is dead mateno one is voting libnat anymore
the new tax has caused a lot of seethe among boomers and rich cunts reckon its the only based thing albo has ever done
>>154859992You're the first person I've seen say anything positive about it. Doesn't seem to do anything for anyone as far as I'm concerned.
he really thinks the machine would allow something out of the uniparty to win without them already being compromised?You should look at one nations policies towards israel.
>>154859995jordies has been talking it up heaps, and his followers agree. the 'toota seems behind it too
wasted get
>>154859999You're saying the labor shills are suggesting it's awesome?
>>154859555meant for>>154859997
>>154859927cant believe the camera man didnt get her cute feet in it
>>154860014are you saying the tax reforms are bad?
wouldnt mind welcoming her cunt iykwim haha
>>154860023I already said it doesn't seem to do anything for anyone so yeah.
>>154859804more like Likescawk
>>154859927>>154860017nonce
>>154859871*be's the greatest team of all*
>>154860023I am. I'm saying inflationary Capital Gains Tax has been tried before in canada, south africa and most recently I believe in the uk in 2008 where they were abolished because they did not have the desired impact on the housing market and only acted as a revenue raising exercise for the government. In fact they were all abolished in those countries for those reasons.Basically it's pretty simple inflation goes up you get taxed less but your profit is worth less due to inflation or inflation goes down and you get taxed more so you get less of your profit. It's a now win situation.
>>154860028haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
that abo puss would have more miles on it than a 35 year old white womans does
>It's a now win situation.
>>154859316WA?
>>154859924
bit rude of essendon to take the limelight away from neale daniher
>be barely literate>expect people to take your arguments seriously
>>154860051see>>154860054
>>154860064see>>154860062
I'm smarter than you because rote learning.
>a now win situation.Pathetic.
>>154860057Essendon destroyed his legacy in the 2000 grand final then bam did it again a day after he's dead
>i-i-it's rote! you're a rotetard!
>>154860073i would like to give her vagina good licking
anons having trouble using his words again
>it's the jews fault western education and society is degenerating>actually grammar doesn't matter in my case
>>154860073imagine if she called you pathetic in bed while making that face and crossing her arms exactly like that haha what a funny prank that would be iykwim haha
>>154860073imagine if she fucked you in bulldog position iykwim haha
Got them in a tizzy.
>>154860108where were the jews named in >>154860040
>where were the jews named
aflw got me in a jizzy
>>154859893we make up for it with public transport
>>154860051>>154860083>>154860108>>154860125Excellent posts
>>154860123He's just avoiding addressing your arguments, mate.
>>154860131Take it to big footy champ.
>>where were the jews named
>>154860131>Iron-clad contract guaranteeing him his next year in full>$1 million or so for absolutely nothingfucking lol at Bummers.
>>154860134he's not me retard
doing a gay porn
>>154860144crisp these two>>154860134
>crisp these two
>Brad Scott on Agenda Setters tonight>The same show that was trying to sack him last nightHopefully he's going scorched earth. Could be kino.
>>crisp these two
early to bed...
made a new>>154860179>>154860179
>>154860040Australia had it before '99One of the reasons it was introduced because of how much stifled the economy during the 80s and the last period of massive inflation.The changes were a large reason for the prosperity Australia found itself in during the 00s. Of course Labor were going to undo it eventually.
