>>154856231what is that
>>154856325>>154856284>>154856272>>154856231Sneed moment!
>flag>heem poster>has a folder of tranny pornRajesh Chill
abandon thread, ship overboard!
OOOOOOOH HE'S HEEEEMED
>>154856407>ship overboardretard
>>154856325>>154856284>>154856272>pheuugh.... stop make fun of tomala's penis...>STOP MAKING FUN OF TOMALA>NOOOOO I NO CHINESE IM AN JACKED TAIWANESE BOY!! NOT CHINESE>I SAID LEAVE TOMALA ALONNNNEEE!!!*spams tranny folderWhy are you like this mista chang?
>>154856013Jon is a fraud.
>>154856437the shelling up always gets me
>>154856437Damn my shit really sticks with you...slides off your face into your mouth!
>>154856659Protegt yerselve at all time b
Walgin dat skirt to my trugg
Wrap this board up. Its over. Nobody cares except for losers like Finland and Britain
garth has retardation level of toughness, he's going to be apturos hardest match.
>>154856802Like your moms cunt
ufc is under construction whitehouse
Im sorry everyone. Im lost my son last night. Could use some support.
>>154856830glad your mom died
https://youtu.be/NzhTiJX14togsp podcast!
>>154857287
>>154857287now thats that shit we watch around these parts
>I'll take a fuckin shit and you can suck it like a black dick- Beniel Dariush Limp Bizkit
>>154857816kek good shit
MY FUCKING SON DIED
AAAAAAAAASAAAAAASSCHMUUUULLEEEEEERRRRRRRRAASAAAAAASAAAAA
We finally have the answer to "How's Noah?!"
Im gonna jms
Georges St pimp
>>154857287why is gsp embarassing himself like this
no doubt his black wife put him up to it
Its over. I swalled them all. My son nkt back coming bgodbaye
>>154858707HapAce bros??
What if conorb comes back and knocks out max in the first round?
>>154858827stop smoking weed
What if Conor comes back and misses weight by 8 pounds>>154858827
Who else is /hype/???
Ontk anbrkne kfntin now...hyidb im dying
Nigger?
>>154859055We don't say that in the Paramount+ era.
Faggot!
>>154859136Okay this will be annotated
feels like a hangover from heeming all dayelectrolytes down
>>154859942>virginity Multiple TBI moment
>>154859961*tap tap tap*
I saw someone either on here or on Twitter the other gay talking about the time Belal fought Ian Garry, and I thought they were bullshitting. But I looked it up and apparently they did fight. I genuinely had no idea this fight happened until just now. I remember watching the Arman vs Hooker card but I have no memory of ever seeing this fight
>>154860316you aren't the only one
Kurdaddies own Finnish sissyboys
kurdswhat are theywhere do they come fromwhy do they look like that
who is the peter fury of combat sports
>>154860388he's never even fought a finn
few who do live to tell the tale
Nigger
This nigger doesn't want to get out from my monitor
He won't budge!
>>154860745>>154860754
When I heard Conor McGregor was coming back to fight Max Holloway, I turned to my wife (34-22-38) and said "I'm in the mood for sex."
>>154860795sorry for wearing her out bud you'll get her back on the weekend
>>154860821That explains the day trip to Kiuruvesi
>host your fight promotion >get fresh new gangsta hair transplant >visit your trusty gas station dentist >your opps trying to lure you into a gay bar Thass tha Miami life meng
>>154861200Jorge is 41 years old. This is what happens when you eat candy.
Road to UFC: Macau Day 1, Thursday 11 AMRongzhu vs. Victor MartinezBin Xie vs. Yudi CahyadiGeorge Mangos vs. Yuito YanagawaAhejiang Ailinuer vs. Gwan Woo LimRegezhen vs. Dagiisuren ChagnaadorjJin Aoi vs. Young Jae SongYunosuke Minami vs. Kasib MurdochHaitao Ti vs. Ryo TajimaRabindra Dhant vs. Kimbert AlintozonRyuho Miyaguchi vs. Chungreng KorenRoad to UFC: Macau Day 2, Friday 11 AMMing Shi vs. Puja TomarShuai Yin vs. Namsrai BatbayarHuaxiang Dong vs. Bo Hyun ParkArisa Matsuda vs. Bo MengJiniushiyue vs. Kaito OdaEros Baluyot vs. Takeru UchidaOtgonbaatar Boldbaatar vs. Takaya SuzukiRyoga Arimoto vs. Joseph LarcineseFarida Abdueva vs. Xiaocan FengMachi Fukuda vs. Anelya ToktogonovaUFC Fight Night: Song vs. Figueiredo, Saturday 9 AMYadong Song vs. Deiveson FigueiredoMingyang Zhang vs. Alonzo MenifieldSergei Pavlovich vs. Tallison TeixeiraKai Asakura vs. Cameron SmothermanJake Matthews vs. Carlston HarrisAlex Perez vs. SumudaerjiLuis Felipe Dias vs. Yi Sak LeeMeng Ding vs. José HenriqueAoriqileng vs. Cody HaddonRei Tsuruya vs. Luis GuruleAngela Hill vs. Jingnan XiongKangjie Zhu vs. Rodrigo VeraLoma Lookboonmee vs. Jaqueline Amorim
>>154861230i don't like this new picks format>>154861077the scenery is divine come out next time we can fish and take sauna
>>154861254>implying pickspoofter would ever work that hard
>b-b-bonus? b-b-but but Francis c-come on- please don't grab me>BUHBUHBUHBBUH>F-Francis we already gave it to-... FRANCIS NO STOP PL-ACKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
>>154861472Heeem
you just know faber struggles to piss
Bunch of fights announced recentlyIwo Baraniewski vs. Junior Tafa, UFC Vegas 118, June 6Farid Basharat vs. Ethyn Ewing, UFC 329, July 11Kevin Holland vs. Jacobe Smith, UFC OKC, July 18Jared Canonnier vs. Christian Leroy Duncan, UFC OKC, July 18Magomedrasul Gasanov vs. Abubakar Vagaev, UFC Abu Dhabi, July 25Uroš Medić vs. Daniel Rodriguez, UFC Belgrade, August 1 (Main Event)Marcin Tybura vs. Aleksandar Rakić, UFC Belgrade, August 1Ante Delija vs. Johnny Walker, UFC Belgrade, August 1Steven Asplund vs. Guilherme Pat, UFC Vegas 120, August 8
there is simply levels
>>154861744who taught super hot fire how to box
>>154861739Let's go for that
>>154861744are*shf decapitated the darkie he should go to karate combat
your son is a dead ass reddit BITCH kwab
>>154861783word on the bipbapbopcord is that he's been fighting on the skreets for a minute iykyk
i would have never ever thawlt i would live to see the gif guy heem ray j stiff in front of a pro boxer and 2 ufc fighters commentating after watching midgets wrestle and here we are"thank" you "israel" for everything we would be "lost" without you fr fr
uhhh.... raycon sisters? are we the new DUDE wipes?!?!
>>154861230>>154861739WDWTCH
ciryl "beats the shit out of tom" gane
>>154861790idiot
The king of UFC is backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nabW7qR4s6YMake sure to preorder the MAC energy drink. It will be sold out in seconds.
>>154861744>heem prime Kim K >use your name value to develop some scammy headphones >headphone sales go through the roof because every YouTuber without self-respect promotes them >sell stakes in headphone company for high 8-digit sum >?????>get heemed by glasses jacket shirt man
>>154861744ray j has to be 50 by now
>>154862036they say the ?????? is that he's dying or something
>>154862033naw fuck that! we only drink BUCKED UP here
>>154861933We don't watch UFC?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHRAY J FUCKED KIM K IN HER PRIME™
>prime>*built like a dumpy mexican*woah
>>154862036>publicly expose your plan to fix the fight with opponent>yell at opponent on the mic (in front of the commission) for not going along with the fix and losing out on moneyhttps://youtu.be/Bbe-WP1twRg?t=573
>>154862044>Ray J revealed in late January 2026 that his heart is functioning at only about 25% capacity following a severe bout of pneumoniaSupa Hot might've saved his life that night by one-shotting him. Someone should probably get in trouble for allowing this.
>>154862148She had a nice butt before the diaper butt transplant thoughbeit
>>154862153Thoughts on the new German MMA Sensation?
>>154862153dana and hunter were on commentary laughing about how there was no drug testing and how one of the main eventers was still drunk from the night before and competing i think the helwanis are trying to demoralize us at record speed
>>154862204Don't you want no testing so Jon could come back and beat everyone? Or you'd like it to be where only Jones can roid?
>>154862222feel my FURY
decided like i could only like jon jones if he finally ends the ngannou is a good fighter meme
>>154862197I believe that there's actually a part of Belgium in which german is more or less the first language
>>154862190I'm not saying I wouldn't have sandblasted her I just prefer a modest butt and big tits.
>>154862334>drumpf
till is sliming out that geordie shore reject on BKFC this week
>>154862264I live in that province
>>154862246>Stipe failed>Gane failed>Fury failed>Jon duckedNgannou is a good fighter. Deal with it.
>me showing them my MMA angles
ngannou lost to derrick lewis
>>154862334this can't be real
>>154862220jon used less gear than fatc only gurutroons disagree
>>154862424https://time.com/article/2026/05/26/dana-white-ufc-white-house-fight-interview/
>>154862441
>>154862441Dana is so fucking cool. Like a mob boss but not even a criminal.
dana is a literal criminal who ran away from a real mob boss called whitey beiteverandyouaresomali
>>154862493>gamblecels
>>154862511if i was an ufc fighter my name would be "the house" because i would always win (like jones)
>>154862572my fighter nickname would be "the toilet" because you can find me in the girls locker room
>>154862572Jon Jones is gay though. You also gay?
*hides somalese gibberish*>>154862599nice
memes I invented:Toilet TillGadooshedFlushedDana's unwashed asshole among other heem memes
Very bad thread
>>154862645
>>154862413I have never seen a fighter with less gas in his tank than Conor McGregor
>>154862663Unemployed bitch
KNUCK IF YOU BUCK>crime mob ho
>>154862663I accept your concession
>>154862682and just like that are makwan is discarded to the dustbin of heemstory
>>154862703He's Our only good Fighter...
Finland are you ever funny or insightful or are you always a physical and mental slug
Gsp just dropped his first podcast video but its fucking mighty mouse. I cant stand that little nigger.
is he teaching him how to do a rear naked choke?
>>154862722To what End?
i don't remember ian garry fighting belal either
"But eye know dat yew are a masture at veedeeo gaymes" Meanwhile he plays retail wow with no idea what's going on to 7 viewers
I don’t even remember Belal…
gilbert bums almost beat kumzlutgilbert doodiehoe the retired guy
>>154862990Yeah and Darren Till almost beat WhittakerYour point
>>154860316It was on the Qatar card at like 11am USA time. It was probably at 3am your time. It was a boring, forgettable fight
>>154863002that aligns
Cro Cop got caught, Schaub was fired from rogan's comedy team, Cro Cop won.
Wake me up from this wretched dream
>>154863058schaub got ZEEMED by fatty nelson
>>154856188Mark Hunt update
>>154863182Big Country flatlined cro cop aswell
>>154862645Sorry chang tsong, stealing other people's hard work and passing it off as as your own may be standard practice in Taiwan (China), but here? We don't do that crap here!
>every PRIDE draw ended up being frauds in UFCmany such a tale
remember Rashad Evans?
>>154863226Pride drawls? More like the GAY PRIDE parade! HA!!
Being a kickboxer is not enough to make it in mma, Ulberg and Gane are just special
>>154863203
>>154863203Ah geez
good luck heeming me woketards, I’ve been training.*pulls guard in butterfly*
>>154863211Truefat fighters are always kino until their jaw finally crumbles
>>154863211wait a minute...>smellator Cro Cop vs NelsonCro Cop beat Nelson when they fought in SMELLator...
Make racists catch the fade again
mark colesman
Dana Black
>>154863459It was the rematch and a snoozew decision against a washed old and balding big country,
*dumb faggot bullshit*Haha heem!
>>154863567Okay, but that was also an old Cro Cop too.Was also his tenth win in a row at that point.
IT'S UP>IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THeTGgL7jt0
took 2 schaubs this morning
has gane even won an interim(fake) championship?
Usman Nurmagomedov vs. Archie Colgan and Dakota Ditcheva vs. Denise Kielholtz announced for a PFL event in Long Island, July 31
>>154863732Yeah against lewis
>>154863762LetsFuckingGo
>>154863658fat fuck
>>154863762Ditcheva fighting the the third mom in a row? Yup... Infertile.
>>154863762mite go if they don't jew the fans with ticket prices
why is gsp's BLACK girlfriend making him jestermax
Impregnate a black woman and you get a GaneImpregnate an english woman and you get an AspinalImpregnate a german woman and you get a lesnarGSP knows what society needs and that's Gane.
>>154863901one woke me upthe otehr was post coffee
https://youtu.be/EXdYsZQrPXA
I'm almost afraid to say it... but... clitia sleems khabib...
>>154864040Khabib would simply be too big and strong for him
>>154863762crap that i'm not watching for 200 alex
Khabib ducked Tony, in hindsight a fight he could’ve won. KWABib
pre-leg injury tony pozzeems kwabib
>>154864145It was GSP, his dad wanted him to fight GSP for the finale of his career
>>154864156his dad wanted him to fight tony and then GSP
tonys aura was too powerful which is why the universe has to heem him via wires
heeminder khabib is such a fucking bitch he tried to make gsp cut to 155
>>154862334why does he look retarded
Dana Derangement Syndrome
>>154864367naw thats you
>>154864417I don't think anyone in the MMA/heem space truly hates or even dislikes Dana. If it wasn't for him none of us would even be here right now.
Dana takes credit for Hunter's work
>>154863620>>154863459Schaub and Nelson both beat an washed cro cop. Nelson heemed him in the PooFC right after Schaub>Kek Nelson's doesn't count cuz schaub took his chinWell then Schaub's win over Cro Cop doesn't count because Frank Mir heemed Cro Cop right before Schaub. And there was less rest time for Cro Cop between Mir and Schaub than between Schaub and Fatty. Sorry... Schaubs only good win is a bad one...
>>154864367Hasbulla jerky side effect
>>154864447He went back to ''winning'' as soon as he left the UFC, this is the sign of a fraud
>>154864428Luke Thomas, zombiemanjay, MMA joey, goat modi, and xav all hate dana
>>154864442Sam Hyde and idubbz lovechild lookin ahh
>>154864442real chads take credit for things they dont do
>>154861744kek that nigga was seeing Tweety bird on his down
truthfully, yes, it appears i am still shook by pereira getting stung and his head snapped back by every heavyweight jab
>>154864709Sneed moment!
>>154864533This heemer >>154862645 tried to take credit for memes he didn't invent yet he was shutdown and called a poser
Let's discuss our colon health. I'm proud to annonce that I've been schaubing once per day this past 10 days
>>154864709that was aspinall tho
SAY THANK YOU MR WHITE
>>154864864>yeah so I called the Fertitta brothers...This is every single business move Dana has ever made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UHaZTftkcgRico on right now!
nah nigga said turn on my monitor kek
Big poopy daddy Topuria dick slapped across ya lips
Still thinking about Ulberg's victory and the way he pulled it off
>>154864754Sneed lives rent free in your little head 24/7
>>154864938no, jiri is just that retarded lmao. instead of fucking carlos up he did the "lets le bang bro!" and got heemed for it
>>154864978You have no idea what actually happened and its clear youve never been in combat.
I think it's really funny that the boxing community has to now cope about an "unfair 30 count" because Rico lost his mouthpiece when that shit happens all the time and the protocol is to always get the fighter his mouthpiece back Like I don't know why they have to make such a grand point about this you could just sai "I don't care, Usyk floored him" and leave it at that
>>154865122I would've just kept kicking the leg
Jiri vs ulberg is like if van pushed pantoja and then took a dive and broke his neck before the ref called it
jiri low key disrespected ulberg by not finishing him
chills....
>>154865385Dana (Hunter) successfully made UFC Austro Hungary before he could secure UFC Africa after all those years bragging about it
>>154865385Human highlight reel Marcin Tybura
I have outrageous cock power
>>154865385>rakesh isnt rico verhoeven
>HOLY FUCKING BASED ALERT>IAN STANDS UP AND CLAPS BACK FOR WHATS RIGHT>CHUDS IN SHAMBLES>LETS GOOOOOO
>>154865530Ian Gary is our most onions warrior
>>154865530this doo walkin' in the woods
Zamn I figured Ian would be a free Palestine fag to maximize the chuddie and lefty leaning fans. This is gonna make everyone seethe beyond belief. And they were just coming around to him kek.
Fuck kosheckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zata4fXAMU
may the ufc live forever
>>154865530Welp... there goes the machadogarrycord...
>he hasn't subscribed to the GSPPodcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@GSPPodcastOfficial
unban me from the schaubcord
>>154865914classic sweet joe
>>154865942did he actually say this to hughes
Song big dong Yadong Fight week
Alonzo mini field nigger.
I don’t even know how to say that
>>154866002Fuck that
yadong is a weak ass reddit bitch
gooby doesnt have power at 170. he doesnt have mewment, he doesnt have cardio. nigga doesnt have shit
gooby has a solid buttocks, nipples like cigars, knockout power. gooby is truly God's creation!
that nigga grimy as hell heeming rayj when they had an agreement
>>154866497>try to pull a worked shoot>get heemed to death anyway
I sick and tired of no one in this directly replying to anybody. Bunch of fake ones b
this guy is fucking revved lmao
im tired of these god damn snakes on this motherfucking plane
>>154866560
OHHHHHHHHH
>>154866628wtf
Kayla Harrison could use a husband yet lot of these incels never hit her up, it's all about sanko and what's her name
>>154866661you finna meen megan b?
>>154866669I am afraid joey B already called dibs on her, i fear.
>>154866681who?
You look so good to meHere in this old saloonWay back in West BerlinA bottle of white wineWhite wine and youA table made of woodAnd how I wish you wouldFall in love with me
>>154866700Joe Benavidez. He knows what sankos asshole tastes like
You look so good to meStanding out in the streetWith your cheap fur onOr maybe your plastic raincoatAnd your plastic shoesThey look good tooStanding in the snowYou're younger than you look
daner! 60 *beep boop* gees baby!
Oh you look so goodOh yes you look so goodA bottle of white wineA cigarette and youHere in this saloonWhite wine and you
19 days until Gane fights.
>4 days until Pride MonthCan't wait to do my annual rewatch of 1 event a day, but I'll have to work out what I'll leave out. How are you guys celebrating Pride Month?
>>154867155im rooting for sean o'malley at ufc freedom 250
>Pavlovich fightweekdon't none of you casuals hop back on the train when he starts heeming niggas in 60 seconds again
>>154867287pablobitch
>>154867287Hows your back man?
>>154867308the only guy who outjuiced him
>pavlobitch
>>154864709That unc exudes Michael Chandler vibes.
>>154867155>Topuria heems Garth at Pride MonthYou can’t make this shit up.
You now remember when posers used to claim Pavlovich would beat Bones
>>154865530Wonk bros... our response? Garry just cooked us.. And we can't even reply to him now. WTF
>>154866628what a dead ass irish faggot
>>154867420*Garth breaks Topuria's prideftfy
>*commits patricide*Which fighter springs to your mind?
why did khabib do it? did he absorb his fathers power?
>>154867454Don’t do this to yourself, man.
>>154867430Honestly? Yeah early Pavlovich, who still had his young buck retard confidence, would have absolutely fluke heemed Jones with a barrage of marauding punches. Then Jones could have gotten a rematch and came back with a well planned meta strat and got the belt back. That timeline would have solidified Jones as the undeniable GOAT. He could have retired with clean hands and a clean conscience. Pav could go on to lose after, we would all say "He was never the same after jones, but he was a real top 3 hw of all time!".
HOLY SHITHOLY SHITHOLY SHIT
pavlovich that beat gane kills jones
>>154867454Yea I'm thinkin Ilia by whatever he wants but actually unironically.
>>154867430Pavlovich pre-Aspinall rape would have absolutely smoked this closet case
me vs gaethje doubters
Gaethje by Blitzkrieg
>>154863433 >>154864447Big country made that fight a snoozefest by trying to crotch sniff a senior citizen whose realistically a LHW like he did on his fight against poowisalso that wasnt a real heem this is a real heem
Half a lunar cycle until we enter the Gaethje era
>>154867618this was the beginning of the end for Roy lolonce that chin gets cracked once it just gets easier and easier each time
Bisping's bloodline got WMAFed
>>154867638Same thing that’s happening to Jerry.
Hunto.
>>154867645happened to Hunt too, happened to Tai as soon as Gane KO'd him toofat fighters are kino until they finally get KO'd, then it's just a long downward spiral
>>154867608>this is a real heem>goofs oh no...
>>154867641Looks like Garthje but slightly more retarded.
>>154867618That's a not a heem, he is still moving, he just gassed out, here is a real heem sign Big Country
>>154867623>beautiful defence, gaygee. gane-esque!
>>154867674Pre-eye surgery Charle would’ve done the same to Ilia, to be honest.
>>154867674Ffs. This is all Arman's fault. He said he would fight anyone after botching the Islam fight and then he turns down the Gamrot rematch. If he would have just accepted it and heemed Gayrot instead of shartles we wouldnt be in this mess.
>>154867674The highlight tanked that shit
Will Gaethje attempt this technique against Ilia?
>>154867695Nah post surgery oliveira doesnt get hit as much and dropped like he used to. He might have actually died against Ilia had he not gotten the eye surgery.
>>154867638to be fair, I dont recall another fight where Big country got heemed like that, Hunto was just that good.the thing about kek nelson is that he never won his hig fights against elite contenders and once he started losing the UFC didnt hesitate to cut him from the roster because dayner hated his guts. it was even reported that he made less money than schaub despite winning the ultimate fighter over him
>>154867701I think the more troubling thing is Shartles tanking those two punches. This is bad.
>>154867761He dropped him earlier but let him stand up for some retarded reason, Gaethje has a missile on his right leg, he forgets to deploy it is all
let's be real, in what round is Gaethje gonna get knocked out by Ilia? I think 2 or 3
>>154867728I’m positive that his blind belief in God carried him through his most important victories; the moment he chose to rely on mundane science is when he lost his blessing.
>>154867782Probably 1, Garth’s chin is shot and he’s accumulated too much damage over the years. Don’t forget that he had his nose broken by Max.
>>154867719>TAKE THIS!! >HIYAAAH
>>154867719that technique was designed specifically for Ilia
>>154867782garth is an iphone 6ilia? iphone promax 13you do the math
>BAW GAWD HE KILLED EEM!!! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS ALEX PEREIRA IS DEEAAADD>STOP THE FIGHT
>>154867750Why did Dana hate him?
>>154867817This but a high right kick
dont let them memory hold the mckinney deep lore
heem or be heemed lifestyleonly a broke reddit bitch would disregard gaethje pulling an upset
>>154867849>every win is a finishholy based
>>154867835 >How about you cut your hair, lose some weight and get rid of the walkout song, ‘I’m fat’, and take yourself seriously. >I saw him at the next press conference, his mullet was longer and he grew a beard down to here and he was maybe 6lbs less than the last time I’d seen him.>you think Burger King wants you to think that’s what you look like if you eat Burger King? seemingly just for being a fat fuck
>>154868041okay, but why didn't he seem to hate the other fat fighters as much?
>>154867835The real reason is Big Country destroyed many of his projects, you can still see that now, look at Ethyn Ewing's treatment today.
>>154868077>look up Struve's record>he got KO'd by Roy>he got KO'd by Mark>he got KO'd by Tailanklets BTFO by bloatGODS
>>154868059according to dana he had trouble getting sponsors because of the way he looked plus the HW division didnt really have that many tubs of lard until USADA came around
>according to danastfu noah sr
Rico a kickboxer beat the so called best boxer of his generation and you telling me Garth who is also a Germanic kickboxer has no chance?
>>154868259Garth is Olmec.
we did it
>>154868283Hmm yeah possibly true
>>154867849hes gonna fluke his way to a title fight down the line. years down the line. ive already made sure of that...
>having to see /heem/ turn my boy gart into a gamrot tier irony boy because he sucks that bad nowi deserve this. i did it to tonycels. now i must see /heem/ tease garth like the uncs probably did diego sanchez
there isn't a man or argentine itt i couldn't heem with my bear hands
I had no idea this was even a podcast lol, why are they so mad Strickland won?https://youtube.com/watch?v=k3rcL0hnZGQ&si=uXoc7CqQtzftkz6F
I believe in Garth with zero irony
>>154868397>bear hands
i believe in gard but i train UFC BJJ
I train wrestling boxing and my leg kicks break trees. FUCK you.
>>154868362Hunt would heem Jones at chess.
yeah thats nice and all, but its time to shut the fuck up
jones would finish hunt even nastier than he did ganebeit heeminder hunt lost to lesnar who lost to cain who lost to stipe who was jones kicked by the GreatestOAT
>>154868441Factual post.
>chesssorry virgins, we play Mahjong here
i would feel bad for the argie but i am devoid of empathy the smelly little insect must be crushed
current status on Tom Aspinall?
>>154868525not medically cleared to spar yet i fear
>>154868525he even drive or cook and you're here laughing i can't even rn
yeah i said it
this is my thread, this is where I jack off
shut up bitch
he’s calling you out, stop ducking
>>154868555he been cant cook
need Laura Sanko to make me an icey mike and ship it to me packed with dry ice to keep it fresh
>>154868417
>>154868498>down to 1500 nowadays Yeah Jon is taking it
katy perry and laura sanko would be a pretty good extremely mid threesome my pastor just told me
>>154868649mid because of your medium sized boner
>>154868681this pastor has no idea about that i use a sock at church
>>154868708yeah a small socklol
i came to you sir sock on cock
There's pastors in Finland?
how it feels to post on heem
>>154868986Speak for yourself b
>>154868986Oh no Sean's back on his desperate cries for help on social media kick again
>>154868965
>>154869003He senses the impending trilogy with DDP.
>>154868986the worst thing about the slop epoch is the esl ridden dogshit subtitles on everything especially for us elder statesmen who learned from reading
>>154867606i still have no idea how this did any damage at all
>>154869039damn you're really stupid
>>154869050looks like something you try in sparring after you did like 30 secs of bean bag punches
>>154867750>>154867835EXCUSE ME! Roy specifically got cut for kicking Big Jon in the ass after he called a late stoppage in his fight against Bigfoot.
What if a fighter just straight up heemed the ref what would happen
>>154869116They have snipers in the rafters for just that scenario.
ufc 330 gane vs verhoen
>>154869116fighters are too pussy to try
>>154869039Sweet spot
>>154869116Butterbean did it once
>>154869116Theoretically would be DQ'd however the ref would be in no position to DQ him therefore the fight continues without rules
roy nelson top 5 JOAT list1 fedor2 Jones3 hunto4 the black guy5 gsp (young)
Had no idea the normies hated cyril gane this much
>>154869039The foot wrapped around Poirier's guard and domed himThis is a thing that happens with Headkicks. Sometimes you block correctly and you still get floored
>>154869299tom shitforbrains has used a pr machine very helwani of him but at this point i really start to wonder if he is a gypsy
>>154869299Geniuses are often misunderstood by society for a long while; they can’t help being so far ahead of their time.
>>154869299Last year if you even mentioned Gane as a potential guy to beat The Earl quitter, you'd get swarmed by an army of cazzies calling you delusional
>>154869299Cyrillic Gane has cheated in every single UFC fight he has been in. I am not joking. I can't think of a single Cyril Gane fight without a foul
>>154869354have you tried crying about it?
>>154865712Go be a dad to your kids, Ariel.
>>154869366No I think it's funny
>>154869379talmbout fax
>>154865530i don't understand what he means by segregate isn't the whole thing that they cage belals on the beach and weren't the irish segregated by the english ian has been spending too much (as in: any) time in brazil me suspects
>>154869299It's probably less about him and more about Aspinterest not being able to stick it to Big Bad Daner and Big Bad Jon
>“I have to build a card of people that I’m confident in and I believe will show up to the fight,” White said. “And Jon Jones is the least dependable guy that you could ever know.”KWAB
>white saiddon't sign your posts you mug
what can be done about the "jujitsu" question iykwim
mma guru said
mma guru huge badussy
boxing grand poobah>mma guru
MMA Guru said "How can I make this about Dana?"
there's one loose itt
Ciryl Gane is a shitty fighter, a gay frenchman, and a cheater.
don't worry i'll catch it
>>154870104What?? I need to KNOW!!
spreading my ass while I read everyones posts and theres nothing you can do about it
>>154870587really challenging those stereotypes b
>>154870587Yoooo haha literally me
I’m not actually here to see the best of the best duke it out. I’d rather watch some watched up bums throw’s hammer act each other and inadvertently kill one another. I don’t watch MMA for the competition, and watch for the slapstick.
if shit really hit the fan, how many of you can actually land a juji gatame?
>>154870804ngl I'd simply stomp on your head
Ungh....UNGHF....UNGH UNGFH UNGFHIf you read that congrats I just raped you
every time you schaub you're essentially getting raped by a poop demon
principled conservative bros...
there needs to be a fight company where the promotor can actually fight. imagine a fighter says something dumb at a presser and then dana comes on stage and beats the fuck out of them
>154871113weeb
What are you guys all watching tonight?
there are two kinds of people in this world
>>154871113chatri has beat up rodtang before per the sityodcord
>>154871157The ones who can hang with me, and the ones who are scared.
Tim Elliot and The Rest
>>154871157those who heem and those who are heemed
*refuses to heem you after extended contemplation* you're not worthy
ufc 6 looks insane
>>154871383*spit out bloodied mouthpiece on the floor*FOOL! I have the tapes now… You signed the rematch clause! My camp will simulate you down to a science!*pops back in jaw*I’ll take the belt back if it’s the last thing I do, you hear me! This ain’t over yet!
>>154871459Dan Severn looks different.
wtf Bisping married his kid off to some China woman?
>>154871779send him to tiger muay thai they said
can I borrow a penis - Dana whites
rena is like 10 years older than itsuki and yet way hotter
>>154871970*cums in hand and rubs it on your face*Here fatty!
hey remember I made the thread early and you wanted it to get deleted so you spammed tranny porn and your posts all got deleted but the thread is still up good times
Im gonna fuck my own poo later
Send you guys a pic and a sample of the poo so you can shove it in your moms twat and she can get pregnant snd sepsis
I won
>>154872100I don't remember that but I believe it
Poo fuckers!!
>>154872709he and hunter came across as the saddest oldest most morally bankrupt sacks of soft shit at the adin ross circus, masculine not so much, dana likely thinks talking over people is manly
this doo thinks he stoic bitch you just a punk
Don't talk to me about masculinity unless you have fled from the Gay Boston Mafia at least once
this doo ran toward the gay boston mafia
>>154872709Mental health doesn't exist. Fabrication by small-hatted individuals.He's right in that you shouldn't talk about it, but wrong in saying that it exists at all.
statutum est heeminibus mori i fear
at first, i was heemvious, but then i thought about it, and became ganevious
>>154873169that's sort of it imco but i think it is the human condition so it is real however when you let freuds and the other 'wanis shame you into eating lobotomy pills you get non 'wanis killing themselves (suspiciously enough) and no one asks questions, usually they blame the non 'wani parents or the non 'wani society and we get memes like school shootings or le chimp outs and they sell more headlines
>>154873197Good one you stupid faggot. Just stay quiet
Why is this ugly inbred showing up in so many streams/reels nowadays?
>>154873266same reason as tom afterthought
>>154873266he's not fighting
Guys in here probably love watching Armans shit and click it with haste. They have nothing else.
>>154873266He's been a social media "influencer" type in Russian internet for a long time.He's now trying to get into the western internet space via Aidan and other streamers/influencers.
>>154873251thoust peev'dveous
Dana hits the nail on the head as usual
one of the makwans got pulled over yesterday so had to see a local kid and good god this is the saddest weed i have seen in a while oh my god gotta wait for an adult to wake up
>>154873524Maybe you should try smoking less, you've been really unlikable lately
>>154873542lately? i was thimbaut it b but not for those reasons
ok who is currently flushed in each division and who is shook let's settle it once and for all
>>154873675I'll settle my nuts on your forehead
>>154873675Flush and shake these nuts
>>154873685we just can't go around misusing memes in broad daylight
i'm a slovenly finngolian boy whats up
>>154872709The unapologetically masculine individual in question:
make a post to put me to sleep
>>154873800dana being so visibly miserable makes it look worse for him
>>154873925Daner's bamhole leaking Saudi cum>>154873928That's just the butterflies in his tummy thinking of what's the cum
>>154873958bappa you couldn't touch turki's hand if you tried they'd literally cut you into little pieces and melt the bits dana walks the halls of power put some respect on his name
Bro I'd be suggen mah own dick fr
>>154873925*weems you*
>>154873979you're not supposed to post ko practice!
we cannot follow them
if I was in a room with a brit and a jew and I had a gun with one bullet I would shoot myself
6:52 AM in London
>>154873968I wouldn't say he walks there... more does little twirls and twerks for his daddies
>>154873928Dana has been virtually raped twice on camera and took it like a bitch. So much for his dark triad wannabe gist.
>>154874090>Narrator: He posted while masturbating
wonk freak
>>154874145Daner "wonk anus" White
I'll never hate Dana.
I wonk therefore I am
>be trump>enjoy heems>turning 80>decides to make heem history on his birthday Shit president but hes /heem/ approved.
>>154873266Wonk eyed freak
>>154872709true! also crying on podcasts is gay and should get you cut.
chael colby and cloz were right about brazil
>>154872709Rare white W
>>154874078You Big Ben or something b?
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
>>154875062hey mate can you stop being a faggot
>>154875062>Gooby will soon be on a 4 fight losing streakShouldn't have ducked the chandler fight
>>154875068Bodied that freak
>>154875068decapitated that dunce
Holloway can't string a sentence together, Gooby's thicccness and power at 170 will be too much for him. Goobs has essentially be given years of free PED use and his physiology has been permanently changed. He might actually turn max into the next Benoit.
gooby pulled out against chandler b
Gooby beat Holloway the 1st time by crotchsniffing him in the 3rd round, the smart thing to do is doing it again, winning and losing the story with all aura gone which he won't do thus Holloway has this in the bag i believe.
Chills. Luke Thomas could never get such an interview.
>>154875212Should be good but it's Helwani who tends to get the most out of Conor.
>>154875220Just watched the beginning of it, the navy seal rips a huge fart two minutes inhttps://youtu.be/nabW7qR4s6Y?si=ze4IJpe0BiH5pWLW
>>154875234>"These were the gloves I wore when I shot Bin Laden">"Dese are the weights I hung off me fukin meng when I sexted that schizo nigga"Based
>>154875068
>>154875234>Mac energyThe prospect of "McGregor JELK" the penile enhancement app is no longer a meme, it could really happen.
MAC ENERGY
>>154875314paige looking well
>>154875212>stood in the line of firedidn't they say they snuck in his house in the dead of night and quietly dumped him in the sea
>>154875365That guy didn't even kill bin laden
>>154875391no one did b, barry o was just better at distraction than the current guy
>having to use guns because Osama would Judo your ass otherwise Kek fuck off Casey O'Neill
Bin Laden would've been the Carlos Prates of the lightweight division
When you think about it Holloway doesn't benefit from this fight, in the event Gooby has an ego death and decides to grapple, it's over, no classic goobs paydays for him since ppvs are gone, it's at WW so he'll be much slower, yeah this fight is hard to call
Gooby is enlightened by Ibogaine, he will have no issue sniffing crotch
april had a rack on her
Make the new one then you freak
>>154875732>>154875732>>154875732>>154875732New
>>154874983I’m Brown: The Post
