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I sometimes wonder what Cruz was thinking here.
>>154866071what an incendiary OP
Os
>>154866086I'd rather know what the pitcher is thinking there
>>154866086why is it always them?
Why are there suddenly so many new fans who barely understand the ebbs and flows of a long 162 game season? Where did they suddenly come from and are they only here to laugh at the Mets while understanding nothing?
The nationals are gay
Baseball. Mariners.
>>154866161Roman Anthony is kind of better…
>>154866129it's a mix of new/younger fans, but also some fans want to get excited about something. The reality is that you don't need to pay attention to the MLB until the NBA finals are over, or until the ASG if your team is good/middling
I’m a Met fan, should I just watch the Yankees? It feels like nothing has gone right since 2024.
Hehhttps://x.com/777cakee/status/2059032127921180717?s=46
>dingler
Trying to cut down on snacking and lose weight and I have this empty, gnawing feeling in my stomach practically begging me for some chips or something. Does this go away?
>>154866286What am I supposed to be seeing here
>>154866301No, just take ozempic equivalents.
>>154866287>the dingler
>>154866129Seething.
>PRRRRRTTTTTTT BAU BAU!
>>154866301Take up smoking or its zoomer equivalent.
>>154866337kys
>Luckydoos playoff odds dropping off quickly
>>154866337KING JAY88, BABYFUCK EM
>>154866129People are impatient. We don't want to wait we want to laugh now>mest
>>154866129i told you last thread that radio guy, mike daddino, had his youtube channel blow up all of a sudden while covering how bad the mets are. the>MARK VIENTOS RUNNING WITH A PIANO ON HIS BACK bit really did it and got like 3 million views
but my favorite is when brett baty does something stupid
>>154866321I’m only like 5-8 pounds higher than I want to be, feel like Ozempic is like using a rocket launcher to kill a fly
>>154866367>16.3%HOPIUM BROS? SO YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S A CHANCE?
>>154866367>dood the jays made the world series last year, it totally wasn't a fluke!never trust people who make assumptions based on fluke years. the same is true for the cubs, phillies, and mariners. none of them are making it this year
>>154866419I’m not saying that
>>154866439>METSLMAO don't do that to her. She's a sweet girl
White Sox
>>154866439let's be nice to the loli and take off that mets hat
>>154866468>mest>1.7 batting war through 1/3rds of the season Imagine if they didn’t have Juan Soto. It feels like the Mets have been a one man army for a few decades now. They always spend big on star free agents and never build around them.
>>154866468we gotta beat up on them rockies again today
>>154866468I have questions.
>>154866451This guy is truly something. Look at his reaction and answer to this interviewhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/ic9I1AdSFqk
https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/2058710078921040341/video/1?s=46Which one of you was this?
>>154866436seething
>>154866301Just stay right at or under 2000 calories and you'll be fine.
>>154866367>pooriners 70%kek
I don't really care if the Dodgers have the 1 seed this year, but I definitely want them to skip the WC round. They're gonna need all the rest they can get given how old the top of the lineup is.
>>154866501>>154866451>51>5(0)1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNvSssjkclU
>>154866468The Yankees rotation looks like the 2014 Tigers so the fact that the Dodgers have that a small edge in pitching is incredibly impressive.
>>154866367>>154866468What the actual fuck???? I’ve been saying the mariners are bad and calling Seattle “flyover” all season… now I look like a fucking retard and it’s all /mlb/‘s fault. Someone please fill my gaped asshole immediately
>>154866468how are the rockies allowed to exist
>>154866576The mariners division factor is 76 therefore they play in a little league division and have an easier path to the playoffs.
>>154866493guards... seize this man
>>154866614Also the odds include the fact that they think the talent will start playing up to their expected value, hence why the Mets aren't <10%
>>154866555A full house.
stankeedoo ’em!
>>154866655Huge pickup. Rays can fix him easily into HoF form.
>>154866674He already no hits the Yankees every time
>>154866468>13.6 WARsomebody smoked some crack before making this
Hi guys. How's baseball going?
>>154866468Shouldn't all the WAR add up to zero (0)? or 162?
>>154866539The AL west is one of the worst divisions ever
>>154866742Red Sox (4) and Giants (3) are champions of this century
Closing in on 400 career home-runs.
>>154866798WOW I bet he’s won a few rings at this point
>>154866655smart teams like the rays stay making winning moves
quick mlb name a team more pathetic than the mests
>>154866826Twins and Rockies are the first two that came to mind without looking at anything else
>>154866780Mariners, Cubs, and Mets don’t even make it sadly!
>>154866826Anals
>>154866865Cubs won in 2016 what am I missing
>>154866805Anyone can get a ring.
>>154866861>twins>Joe Mauer, Kirby Puckett, Harmon Killebrew Rod Carewlol no>rox>kino stadium, kino mascot, glorified barlol no
>>154866826my tigers have a top 10 payroll and got swept by the mets last week
>>154866902Citi Field is great
>>154866895>>154866898
Ring me arse whole
>>154866902My reasoning was Minneapolis sucks fucking balls and the only time the Twins have been relevant in my lifetime was the Joe Mauer era. The Rockies are basically the mile high Angels and I miss the Walker/Helton/Hampton era.
>>154866491Eric Lauer tho
>>154866895>10 years ago
Give me arse whole a jangle
lil fella thinks WAR is real
>>154866978Wet Azz Recka
>>154866944Lauer's stat line is going to be 4IP 4ER 5H 3BB
>>154866978It’s only fake if my team doesn’t lead in it
>>1548669781 WAR = around 8-9 million dollars
>>154867014Well, fuck, bitch, you owe the whole world a trillion
>wRC+
>>154867014Colt Emerson has played 8 games and is 20% of the way to earning his 1 WAR salary.
give it up for those los angeles doggies
>>154866826Angles, cockies, red cucks, cubbies
>>154866826Knickees won that game.
I’m worth 0.5 WAR in this lifetime and my kids will turn it into several WAR if they’re smart enough.
I think im going to rewatch the 2024 World Series this week.
Chicago bros, Bleacher Jeff is going to fight Todd Chicagofan76 tomorrow at Wrigleyville Dogs. Anyone going? I'll be there. Todd Chicagofan76 is driving in from Crystal Lake. Explanation in tweet below.https://x.com/i/status/2059347617658630570
>>154867262Fighting and insulting are the same thing. Why would u do this really?
>>154867146You ain't even worth the cruising charge
>>154867262BREAKING NEWS: It's been revealed Todd Chicagofan76 did something inappropriate with a childhttps://www.wcsjnews.com/news/local/diamond-man-sentenced-for-failing-to-register-as-sex-offender/article_587084fa-a298-11e9-81f3-c382604fd98e.html
give it up for those Washington Commies
>>154867313ADDITIONAL BREAKING NEWS:
>>154867313is this the anon who was claiming to be cubs girl in the gennies? makes sense theyve been quiet
Perubot spotted
who the fuck are these nobodies?
>>154867313>>154867330If he was dominican and played for the Rays nothing would have happened to him
>>154867353Fake nothingburger scandals to hide from the real one from the skankees soon
BREAKING NEWS: No surprise but guy who is unemployed for decades and crowd funds his lifestyle has come out as a libtard
>>154867444midwest things
>>154867444Qrd on this homo?
>>154867444The more I learn about Cubs fans, the more I'm convinced that they're all fags
>>154867486Bleacher Jeff is an unemployed bum who lives in a halfway home near Wrigley. He has been a "bleacher creature"(that's what cubs fans who sit in the bleachers call themselves) for 14 years and has staked out "his own seat". The bleachers at Wrigley are general admission. Him and his group of 20-30 guys who go to all the Cubs home games have been caught kicking families, small children & women out of "their" seats.
Biggest wRC+ Fallers of 20261. Raleigh2. Springer3. Caleb Durbin
>>154867549yikes. what a piece of shitgo sox
>mclean is dealing
Someone ought to rape peein crap rape him until he’s good again. He needs rape correction bratty Happ needs grape or I’m going unalive myself by kermiting sewerslide
cubsisters... it's not looking good....
>>154867604holy meltie
>>154867604This is why people think Cubs fans are retarded psychos
poodlepacos kek
baseball for today has begun!
>the miga guy is a sex offender
>>154867754source?
ESLpacos kek
>>154867313>6’5 285lbsBleacher Jeff is about to get raped and I don’t mean the statutory kind
the chicago baby bears
>>154867754sorry, it'll have to wait until bananaball is over
>cubs lose 9 straight>fanbase devolves into sanctioning fights between homeless alcoholics and pedophileskek can't make this shit upclassic leadheads
>>154867777Checked and bananapilled
>>154866923ok, I rang ye arse whole, now what?
I'm a man! A Reds man!
>cubs fanshttps://www.sportsmockery.com/chicago-cubs/chicago-cubs-fans-start-fight-at-white-sox-game/
If the dodgers were bad, I feel like they would get more shit on here than the cubs and Mets combined
>>154867857so you weren't here for the late 2000s to early 2010s?
154867637154867647154867667154867715154867791154867815it feels good knowing that I can send broke friendless jobless incels that idle on 4chan 20 hours a day into a tailspin by posting about my team
>>154866301It’s all about mindset anon Hunger = progress Learn to value hunger Fasting is by far the best way to lose weight
Lil fella really believed that McLean was dealing
>>154867857yeah it's gonna be pretty funny when they become a banter team after the cap is introduced and they can no longer spend to win
>>154867815Typical drunkard filled crosstown games
>>154866301How about you grow a sack and learn self control you fuckin baby faggot
It's O time
>>154867879The Dodgers drafted more than half of their roster just like the Yankees did in the 90s. Luck merchants willed their way into a World Series last year and that’s not the Dodgers’ fault.
I’m weening off of velcro are any of you guys shoelaced pilled? I’m trying to become a knot chad
>>154867880It was a game where the White Sox were playing the Mariners... The Cubs weren't even playing but their fans decided to go to the park and start shit for some reason.
Potty trained betas seething at diaper chads
lets give those cheap lead pipes a chance!
>>154867909>>154867922>>154867920I’m going to rape you all
>>154867879MLB will allow the Dodgers to break cap rules with deferred salaries or whatever new bullshit they dream up. That franchise is too valuable as a champion to nerf them
>>154867906>they drafted some relievers and will smith so they are NOT spend to win>The 90s yankees was NOT spend to wincrazy levels of cope
Doesn’t count if i never got the ban message!
Fuckin dumb roastie mom left me in the car seat and I’m starting to overheat REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>he has a jobLOL
ITFCB
>>154867943>angels fanYou are raped bigly, Mike Trout is a future Yankee.
>>154867962Do it backwards now
the only straight things about cubs fans are their losses
Yeah im at work right now, about to get raped by the graveyard mannies (managers).
>>154867910But why?
>>154867943We need more top of the line pitching and reliever’s to complete a top of the line team.
>>154867974BCFTI
>>154867942If they are so valuable why do they need buy now pay later?
>>154867770kek
>>154867988Smart front office.
>>154867754Where?
let's take it easy on dem involuntarily celibate shut ins
>>154868004it was their decision to defer ohtani's contract?
PCgAy kek
>>154867942At that point it's fair game, if players want to be paid less just to play for the Dodgers then let them
>>154868024I may be a utter failure in every measurable and unmeasurable aspect of life but at least im not drinking from a lead pipe
>>154867984Do it upside down haha
>>154868033PC Triple A
>cubs already getting no hitit's over...
>>154866742How does a historic franchise like the A's end up moving 5 times?
>>154868033kek
>>154868066It was one batter
It is time.My Red Sox are going to turn their season around starting right now. Not tomorrow. Right now. And win everything.
>cubbies getting perfect game'd through 1 inningno...NO!!!
Let's give the Cubbies a chance tonight
>>154868082they can't cheat anymore
4 pitch walk just go back to iowa just give up take the black pill it's over
>teams are now calling up lefty AAA shitters against the mariners just so Refsnyder gets put in the lineupHoly KWABThis faggot has a 4 (four) OPS+ despite only getting favorable platoon matchups. How does this happen?
wheeze kek ugh
holy fuck I hate this team right now
>>154868075Maybe he's from the future?
cubsisters...
I don't want to see anybody making fun of the Cubbies. I'm NOT in the mood
gg pirates not doing this again. fuck all 26 of you
Anyone else watching barves sawx
>>154867815I bet the Cubs will still finish with a better record than the shit sox
>>154868150
Red Sox start with a HRThey are doing it boys
>>154868160It’s the game that is on.
Back to Back HR'sLETS GOOOO
Spencer Strider more like, Shitturd Wiper
>>154868108Look at his lifetime splits bro, just trust the spreadsheet dog.
