happy bud1500
knights losing today, colorado survives
how are you all celebrating bud1500?
>>154868760Carter hart wore a free alberta shirt butAvalanche coach bednar was gambling
Hart named MVP.
whatcha sippin' on /hoc/?
>>154868782Most violated player
fuck sharter fart retard separatist
>>154868792trb won that one 4 years in a row
>>154868760here's to 1500 more!
Soon.
>>154868789zesty ass boy
>>154868772Terrible, god awful post
[ScoutingTheRefs] The Vegas Golden Knights are 0-4 this postseason under tonight's refs. Colorado is 2-1. Refs Gord Dwyer #19 and Kelly Sutherland #11 get Avalanche vs. Golden Knights Game 4
>>154868801ftm
>scoreless draw in Fort Wayne Gretzky
>>154868812Gary plz...
fuck the knightsfuck the avssimple as
>>154868812kek yep they are getting refpucked to a loss. gary's script has revealed itself
>>154868812He knows Gary...
>>154868812The fact that this is a fact is what legalized and commercialized sports gambling has done to ruin sports.
Hockey is political thanks to farter hart
>>154868801he'll need to watch out for the ref with the crowbar tonight
>>154868801Does Marner still stream?
>>154868822>chimpander kane in there being a fucking n_____Shocker.
>>154867983this is rick ross's home
The PWHL released all player salaries today.
>>154868801Wtf why is he so breedable
>>154868822>kane with the black on black crimekek. based.
>>154868845only after I eat chiptole
Pause
>>154868812Thanks anon for letting me know ahead of time to not watch
>>154868859>tpbud did a number on trb
>>154868859celebrini and bedard sisters.... our response??
My penguins ):
>>154868859
>>154868760Why is that Canadian xan transitioning to a xhe?
>>154868847evander kane owns the entire vegas franchise.
>>154868774with you, cheers
>>154868909Disgusting
>>154868777first I'm hearing this...
>>154868760>albertan vs laurentian
Laffs coulda had Prongz (one of da GOATs) but instead we're stuck with shit AKA chaykahttps://www.tsn.ca/nhl/article/pronger-interviewed-for-top-maple-leafs-job/
Anybody know of any other NHL players who stream on twitch?
>>154868917
>>154868930I see people from India dress up as cowboys more than white people now
>>154868906>in video: one team has a stanley in past 5 years, the other hasnt in over 30 years
>>154868927/patsyuk29
If vegas loses due to ref puck I'm going to start thinking about maybe asking some real questions about gary's reffies being corrupt.
>>154868919Pronger is a meathead with a temper problem
Latinx players would dominate the nhl if given the opportunity
>>154868955he wrote a bookhe's eloquent and loquacious
>>154868927mackbitch used to stream fortnite tournamentshttps://www.twitch.tv/yunggnate29
>>154868961How would they learn how to skate? Hmm? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
>>154868919isnt he blind now?
>>154868961>he doesnt know Latinx are white >>154868954Buddy they're 0-4 with the refs, they ain't winning
>>154868950looks like he hasn't logged in for a long time
GARY DROP THE FUCKING PUCK! IT'S 11 MINUTES PAST ALREADY!!!! FFS!!!!!
>>154868954>going to start thinking about maybe asking some real questionsJust like my Alberta
>>154868984>Buddy they're 0-4 with the refs, they ain't winningI know, I have a notepad file open up right now with topics of discussion and questions to ask already queued up and ready to go for the inevitable.
>>154868954>Wolkom listen to me, the goyim are onto us and are questioning the officiating. You told me this was a fool proof plan and nobody would suspect a thing. As head of the referees you need to pick not make it so obvious otherwise the Sunbelter will go back to living in awesome states and not paying attention to us
>>154868970>He hired a ghost writer and paid well for it
tick tock wagies
Penguins Re-Sign Forward Evgeni Malkin to a One-Year Contract ($5.5m AAV) Thoughts? Questions? Concerns? Wonders? Prayers?
>>154869012>that zesty, sassy faceYeah yjk he gets down in the locker rooms like Crosby
Alberta would win gold metals if we participating in hockey in Olympics in our own country.
>metals
reminder that celebrini get railed by big joe Thornton is actually canon
Alberta is getting absorbed into the US as a vassal. No voting rights, but they have to pay tribute.
>>154869033this is your roster
>the city of Kansas City
>>154869036albertan intelligence please understand
>>154869044I could see them contending for Bronze.
>>154869033>>154869044not with those shit forwards, defence and goaltending
>>154868970>he's eloquent and loquaciousI highly doubt Pronger can even spell loquacious correctly. The only reason he has a Stanley Cup title was because his wife hated Edmonton. Not sure why he thinks going to Toronto would have been any different considering they live in the St. Louis area and is the complete opposite of Toronto
>>154868801
>>154868955Should listen to him on podcasts, super articulate and knows his shots.>>154868982Huh
>>154869064>ywn have that POV of marner bobbing his head like that in your crotchWhy even live?
>>154869060No one wants to live in Edmongolia if they dont have to nigga, get with the program
>>154869033literally impossible for that to happen outside of armed rebellion with foreign support. also your goalie is carter shart and he would choke harder than binnington
>>154869044nova scotia in 4
so much boylust in this thread i'm out
>>154869083Carter hart is beating wedgewood this year, so...
>>154869044lucky to get pass switzerland/10
We love out Mitch here, don't we folks? We love Mitch, yes we do, we love Mitch so much we named our bowel movements after him, the Great Marner, that's what we call it folks, the Great Marner.
What players would be on Team Manitoba?
>>154869044is hart blacklisted from international events? he's a purebred alberta boy. i'm taking him over thompshit.
So much boylust in this thread I'm in
>>154868801yuuugest fumble all time in the nhl. leafs should have given him what he wanted.
>>154868857I hope they do it for free.
>>154869043Canada already is your vassal. Might as well be your direct vassal.Reminder>us oil companies pay ecoterrorists to whine about the the oil sands>ecoterrorists pay chiefs to stop pipelines to the pacific, arctic/Hudson bay, and atlantic>end result is all canadian oil is forced to go to USA
>>154869076I bet you'd like this to be your POV too you creep!
>>154869108He called his dog a wizard.
>9:00 PM gameGARY WHYYYY
>>154869081I think Edmonton is the only team whose AHL team plays in a more desirable place to live. Only other ones I can think of are Carolina and Chicago Wolves, Ducks and San Diego Gulls
>>154868919I took a long chayka at work today, on the clock.
why are the chemical tanks exploding
>>154869145Uhh read the thread retard bro it's all already predetermined >>154868812
>>154869068https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHiYMvnVyXcthat was literally the end of his career.
>>154869044Honestly less grim than expected. Do the other provinces.
>>154869165https://www.quanthockey.com/nhl/province/active-nhl-players-born-in-ontario-2025-26-stats.html
>>154869140Please stop. I already jerked off this morning.
>canadians have sites that keep track of all the players and shit>can't manage a single cup win with all that weaponized autismLike harry potter honestly
what happens in yukon territory?
>>154869137>Reminder: we are your bitchYes. I know.
>>154869123he was gone and refused to negotiate or accept the higher contract they offered him. his parents were shopping for vegas houses the year before. vegas should have been fucked for tampering, but need to let the jewish kosher mafia team win, so allowed to steal players and fuck over any trade options or ability to negotiate with players. i hate the laffs, but marner is a piece of shit faggot.
>>154869204canada is an already tapped market gary wont allow them to win
>>1548692041) countries don't compete for cups, teams do2) canada is the most represented nationality on cup winning teams among players3) the above points are verifiably and objectively true and you just posting the same images that you normally do that repeat these facts don't discredit them whatsoever (but you probably will anyways, that or just non-relevant low iq replies because you have no real rebuttal so go ahead)
>>154869204They prefer to watch.
Might be time to revisit the 2015 NHL Entry Draftand realize Jack Eichel might be the best overall player in that draft. After this year is over he could have 2 cups and 1 Olympic Gold. What does the #1 pick have to show for? Don’t shoot the messenger but Eich’s is that good.
>>154869223you just self-reported yourself retard
>>154869213>tpholy cope, what being a retarded >laffs and leaf does a to mfer lol. its not really tampering if he wanted to leave because you guys ran him out retardo
>>154869044ermm... you forgot someone...
>>154869210Whitehorse is basically Alaska. Northern lights, snow, the whole winter wonderland. Look into Yellowknife if you wanna go down a rabbithole
>>154869180this roster fucks
>>154869235>yeah, but those other yearskwacanacuck
>>154869214wiser words are rarely written
>>154869226by that logic chris kunitz the greatest player of the salary cap era.
>>154869240>prideI thought that was macklin and connor's thing...?
>>154868906With all the debt I think the city of Las Vegas legally owns him.
>>154869267Why is petting their wife lower than petting their children?
>>154869213Mitch Marner (American refugee) is always welcomed in our country. And we won't harass him, nor will we try to ruin his life like Canada's toxic fanbases and media
>>154869267My SIDES so thats what dylan's nazi salute controversy was about?
>>154869295Dylan also calls other white people "n____r"
>>154869213>tf>tpDecent bait
>BlackwoodIt’s over
>>154869038this nigga is not in the closet he's the whole closet
>most dangerous draw in Indiana
>>154869264by your logic, you should have been in a MAID pod years ago for being mentally retarded
>>154869344>they made them compare "sticks"Embarrassing. Humiliating.
Can Carter Hart play for the US if he claims asylum and becomes a citizen?
>>154869397that isnt how maid works
>>154869359we love mitch here
>>154869146...Bakersfield? Even cholos make fun of Bakersfield
>>154869406He can. He can take ottenbitch's spot as G3, aka guy who fucking does nothing all olympics and still gets a participation medal.
>>154869427>ottenbitchOttershit is better
>>154869424Have you been to Bakersfield? It's in the foothills of the Sequoias. God's Country. All the stereotypes of Bakersfield are from the 80s and 90s. It's a completely different city now after all the SoCal people fled as economic refugees
>>154869443Nah, sharter shart is a winner.
Florida finally plays tomorrow.
>>154869427he still hasn't lifted the flamiac curse
>>154869427It's still HIS medal
>>154869451What? Bakersfield is right in the crystalmeth and violent crimes valley, is by far one of the least soulless cities I've ever been to. Well that's not true, that's Fresno, but Bakersfield is a better Fresno which doesn't mean shit
>>154869495Someone had to wash those jock straps, well earned.
my ‘lanchies gotta get one tonight?
GARY RELATED QUESTION:>Should the League restrict the first round series to a Best-of-5 to shorten the ploffs Shortening the Ploffs WILL become a reality if they ever expand the League further
>>154869502Not sure where in Bakersfield your broke ass hangs out in, but West Bakersfield is nice and affluent. I love Bakersfield. Definitely better than Edmonton
>>154869516yes, >>154868812. its rigged for them
>>154869527>fewer tickets sold, fewer jerseys sold, fewer commercials, fewer concessions soldGood luck convincing gary of this.
it's 9pm and the game still hasn't started
>>154869528>he's in bakersfieldAh the cope makes sense now. My condolences that you're so poor you're stuck in the valley
it’s wild to see the same faggots spamming in here and in the score game chat
>>154869554maybe on the FAGGOT coast. It's still early /here/
>>154868812these odds mean avs lose even more, and i’m saying that as an avs fan in denver
>>154868927retired legend Craig Anderson does virtual racinghttps://www.twitch.tv/anderson41gaming
>>154869557Is this your cope for being wrong? Not remotely true. I go camping out there all the time. How about you lay off the drugs and get the help you need so you don't go city to city looking for your next high. Try getting a better job so you don't have to look down on others because it makes you feel better for being a failure in life. Rent is due in 5 days
>>154869583>as an avs fan in denver>I'm a gay faggotWe know.
>>154869613i’m not a gay faggot you arefuck you
>>154869551I don't have to; the economics of expansion have already shown him the light, opening two teams, and moving a third made him a believerAll decisions like that have consequences on either side; it's the basic accountability of resources and vendors that convinces Gary at the end of the day
>>154868985stopped when he entered player health help thingy. Y'all thought it alcohol or pain killers or depression? nope, video game addiction.
>15 more.minutes to puck dropDAMN IT GARY
>>154869595>the absolute SEETHE from tpDon't forget to harvest my oranges Paco
>7:00PM start
>ruins
>>154869249kys mildcuck
Shant be tuning in until the baseball game is over anyways
>>154869557>Cope: The Post Bakersfield is better than Edmonton. This isn't even a debate
my avies :)
>>154869624nah you're the biggest faggot on faggot island. fuck your own butt. faggot.
My Kitchener Rags are playing now, shan't care about the shitties or the avs
>>154869344You Just Know.
Aves elimination dayOur keks will be mighty
>m-m-mild c-c-cuck!
I love Carter Hart!
>>154869696We believe E.M. in this genny.
>the fort of Wayne
Marner hattrick
>>154869690>Aves elimination day
>>154869724I believe the female judge
>>154869527They're increasing the regular season by 2 games next year. Why would they eliminate playoff games? Only a clown who hates hockey would suggest this.
>>154869724We believe she's a liar, yes. Go Hart :)
>>154869740>believe all women!>no not that woman!
imagine a fast train that goes from bakersfield to merced...and possibly even from merced to bakersfield...
kek Avs had a team meeting and sang kumbaya
>>154869653>drug addict mad he got called out for being a drug addictkek these tweakers are hilarious. New Mexico is that way ========>
>Sunbelt Dominance Day
>>154869758They should try shooting said puck more often.
>>154869724We believe she's a filthy whore who rode the train for a couple of million bucks. Cheating on her boyfriend the whole time.
>>154869765sold. Let's build that shit!
>>154869758Why are they featuring legendary trade bust Noah Dobson?
>>154869768>severely btfo'd>orange picker brownie really posted a "n-no u" ahh postEmbarrassing. I accepted your concession thoeverbeit
>>154869781How many miles of cock has she taken since then?
>>154869724powerful
>Scary
>"SCARY..."
>dressed up as steve jobslmao
>154869798>renter and drug addict mad he got called out for acting pretentious and thinking he's better than people when he is nothing more than a failure living paycheck to paycheckkek truly a low IQ individual who is a failure in his parents' eyes
If a song could be trans it would be dem remixes of classic and hard rock songs
Was hoping the Knight would heem a ref
>>154869813That's assuming that anyone even wants to fuck her. Apparently she immediately revealed her pussy when he wasn't interested lmao
E.M. raped me 10 years ago
>>154869813She's taken at least my 4 inches.
>xher still dilating and projecting over getting btfo'dLove to see it. Average central valley poster kwab
>>154869846Femcels are the most pathetic individuals
LMFAO this pregame show is amazing
what the FUCK was that mercy ships ad
I hope the assvs get swept just so we don't have to see pernell and his faggot outfits for a few days.
Are they going to sing O Canada for my Nordies?
CARTER HART OUR HERO
this feels like an exceedingly "quirked up white boy" event even for me
dump cake is out of the oven and is cooling on the counter :)
christ almighty that was so fucking lame>disco ball sparkles>wooshing sounds>white dragon projected onto the ice, looks like shit>knight guy just wandering around>refs skate out during the show>it just kind of ends at some point and they switch over to the drummers and the john wick musicremember when they used to cut jets in half?that fucking sucked
>thinks everyone who disagrees with xher is from a meth den like the one xhe grew up in and currently resides in as a renterkek look at the responses, that is definitely not someone who owns a home or has a good job, nor are they able to pass a drug test
BOOOOOOOOO DARKIE AND AMERICAN ANTHEM BOOOOOO
Didn't this nigga sing last game?
torts just said the F word fine him a billion gary
MAN IT'S 9:15DROP THE FUCKING PUCK GARY
>assvs elimination nightits an honor to be here with you all
>>154869769
KINO FORTRESS
LETS GO MY NIGGA MITCHY GET THAT MVP
fuck yo ramparts nibba
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154869735
dude looks like the first lead singer of killswitch engage
>scoreless in Kelowna It's the O league and Q league match> real shit
>farm worker brownie xher is just gonna keep seething until it gets the last wordSad! Anyway back to hockey
i forgot canadians say veh-gas
for the land of the sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedand the home of the feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
>>154869851i believe you
>>154869951>first lead singerretard
>>154869908I was so enthralled I forgot to take a screenshot
who are the good guys in this series?
>high tweaker mad that other people are more successful than xherkek what a loser in life
>>154869973vegass unfortunately
So what are you eating from tonight's 1st period sponsor?
>[puck drops]>oh and by the way THE FIRST PERIOD IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MCDONALDS>THANK YOU, JESUS>GOD BLESS AMERICA
It's nice to see how many hockey players smile for their profile pictures, instead of being some thug piece of shit, they appear happy that they get to play a child's game for millions of dollars.
>>154869908yeah i was really curious how they were gonna cut an avalanche in half, then the knight guy stabbed his own ice, piecing the helmet logoextremely bizarre
>>154869953My >rags got this in the bag.
>>154869908Either you love or you hate em. Besides them being tacky as fuck, they make Vegas haters fume
>scoreless draws
>>154869989I made homemade burgers with ground beef I ground up myself, bacon I diced up myself and hi-temp cheese I bought from the grocery store all by myself.
>>154870001NHL players are personable and many are humble. They don't act like they're a gift to humanity like NBA players who actively hate the fans and treat them like shit
>>154870001It's a serious game. You shouldn't show weakness.
>>154869989mcdouble w/o pickles and a medium fry
>>154870001I would mean-mug and say I went to "hard knocks university"
>>154869956How do u say it nigga
Pats like t\here are why /hoc/ is desd
>>154869758how's that gonna help with Hutson getting deflected off the glass and out of play
