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Aves Last Stand
Tonight:
>COL (0) @ VEG (3) - 9 PM EST
Last time >>154861580
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>laffs
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Would Canada be a better more united country under Pierre? Yes end of story.
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third for samir
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>>154866330
Are the Canes winning? Sorry I don't watch shit teams (canes and habs)
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Did you chortle as heartily as I did when the Habs managed 0 shots on net in OT and the last 10:00 of the third? Kwab
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USA/CANADA IIHF matchup on thursday. It's an elimination game.
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>>154866363
americans are already coping with the inevitable loss
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>>154866351
nah mitch would still be a retard
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>>154866351
Is this cangen now?
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>>154866372
you said this with the olympics

kwab cuntry
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Fuck Canada
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behold my 5 point plan to fix canada:
1. no more speaking french. like cmon, what are you even doing that for?
2. make tim hortons great again. i remember how awesome it used to be in the mid 2000s in upstate ny
3. something something housing prices (idk how that works because i rent lol)
4. stop taking in THOSE people, i dont even need to say who
5. ice and hockey equipment is now publicly funded so more kids play hockey
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>>154866389
source?
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>>154866395
Also make all nhl players produce at least 3 offspring. Crosby must marry and reproduce
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>>154866351
Laval mentioned
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>>154866402
your cuntry's silver medal kwabaaf
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i would stick my penis in tessa virtue ngl desu
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>>154866423
oh you dont have one
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>>154866395
1. Only a few regions have a significant Frnech speaking population.
2. I am intrigued. The dream donuts and specialty donuts as of late are pretty good, but curious as to what you think they can do.
3. rent and housing prices are indeed horrible.
4. we tend to only take in people with degrees, training, and money but yes less scum the better as there are already enough of those in the homeless camps.
5. there are already tax credits for sports equipment. many employers also offer taxable benefits for purchasing sports stuff or registering your kids in leagues, etc. Isn't that Communism though?
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dom1
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yep, 100% grabbing a Carter Hart jersey this year, hopefully I can get a signature whenever I'm back in Vegas, looking forward to what they come up with for hometown remix
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>>154866483
>if you lose you win
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>mackinnon is playing
how many shifts before he only plays on power plays again?
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>>154866486
Do all "Free Albertans" have group sex with men?
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the free syrian army won eventually
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Most Canadians are dumb, even the whites, we got the real backwater western white people, then every white that couldn’t hack it in America, then every brown that couldn’t make it
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>>154866395
You complain as if taking in those people is exclusive to canada when its happening to your country right now too. This is the latest wave of neoliberal job reductions, and instead of doing anything against it you are fighting against other idiots.
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>>154866524
everyone except you, right?
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>>154866516
and they would still be less gay than being a federal city cuck
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>>154866464
KWAB. Fuck that guy.
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>>154866503
He didn’t look so hot on Sunday. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s benched after the first period
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I just saw a webm on /r9k/ of a cute girl pooping and I just lost all of my desire to ever have sex. She only wiped once too.
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>>154866537
Most isn’t everyone, it’s just more then half, learn English
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>Blackwood projected to play
Uhhhhhh
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>>154866559
oh herro I like uh order of china noodle and a general tso chicken
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>>154866581
everyone - 1 is most retard
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>>154866591
Desperate times bro
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quick name something funnier than randy winning the cup immediately after boourns jumped ship
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Who wants to play a game of sauna gollum before tonight’s game?
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>>154866639
Marner winning the cup immediately after laffs fans ran him out of town
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>>154866593
saaaar we don't redeem china noodle here saaaar only timbits saaar very bastard justin bieber
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>>154866351
He's still a globalist libtard that won't do anything about the jeet horde even with a majority gov't. Canada needs a Rupert Lowe.
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>>154866605
50.1% is also most genius
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>>154866647
mitch wanted better access to cocaine
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>9pm+ puck drop
I got a feeling this isn't gonna be a great thread
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>>154866663
then you agree i wasnt wrong
your english skills are mostly there
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>>154866666
cocaine's a hell of a drug
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>>154866672
just wait until the Cup Final with the Canes and Knights. No one will care.
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>>154866672
Plenty of time to get my vidya in
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>>154866675
Take a lsat little bro your logical reasoning is very flawed
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why is there a real before kyper and bourne's podcast
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>>154866666
quints confirmed
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>>154866672
this place is pretty much going to be a ghost town by friday.
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>>154866430
>cope: the post
thanks for letting us winning again
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>>154866666
CHECKED
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>>154866693
i could but it wouldnt deal with your massive asspain
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>>154866699
>Canes-Knights finals
Probably the most dimeless outcome out of the possible 4
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It's coming home. Again.
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team canada wins
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>NXT and Knighties Hockey toknight
Holy based bros
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>>154866672
Gary is neglecting us wagies :(
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>>154866721
who the FUCK invited nashville
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>>154866696
i produce a bootleg version with kippers and bourque
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>least coast tears
Good fuck you. W/Best mogs you
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>>154866748
for the BBQ Chicken
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>>154866754
kek
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>>154866721
Pacific chads stay winning
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>>154866757
actually, nashville chicken is deep fried
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>>154866672
Yup all the sane posters will be in bed by the 2nd person
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>>154866777
Aussiebro... there's only 3 pacific chads there (if going by time zone)
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>>154866333
Today is the day..... How did it come to this?
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>>154866800
whos the 2nd person?
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Who is Gary?
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I wouldn't get so cocky knight bros. theyre guaranteed at least ONE home game loss and that might be today
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Our people will be free
Winds of change
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reminder
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>>154866857
What's the story in the bottom right ?
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alberta wants to separate so they can go back to hiring jeets and bypass immigration
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Thinking about making fried rice for dinner tonight
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>>154866880
no milly
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>>154866892
The judge accidentally fucked her
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for me it's picking up a pizza to take and watch the game with my dad
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>>154866892
Me on the right after I get my bonus from my Gary internship
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watching raw
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>>154866921
bet you let him into your avs hole also lol
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When tyranny becomes law resistance becomes duty
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redditors and söys still unironically think carter hart is a rapist so imagine the seethe if the vgks win the cup
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watching anon's mom get rawdog'd
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>>154866689
/hoc/ peaked during the Olympics. Playoffs feel like a downgrade since then
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Sure, we could save canada but the question is: Why?
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>>154866958
I switched to Skoda Cup and Memmer.
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>>154866958
You can thank Gary for only keeping the boring teams alive. Vegas is only fun because of the Reddit seethe factor
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>>154866950
see >>154866486
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Assves are either gonna come in swinging and win, or they're still gonna be mindrapes over game 3
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>>154866958
/hoc/ peaked like 5+ years ago. now its just like season 40 of the simpsons.
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>>154866950
why does this ignore the territories they got nearly 1 billy combined through another payment program
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>>154866981
>Assves are either gonna come in swinging
3 goals again in the 1st just to lose again
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>>154866857
*Israel's team
ftfy
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>avs are either going to win or they're going to lose
brilliant stuff
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UM!!
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>>154866981
praying for the latter desu. fuck colofraudo
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>>154866999
nope
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tonight is elimination night! :D
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>>154866950
What am I looking at here? I need some context.
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hey you cant post that
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>>154866999
Thats my kitties
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>>154866983
Covid killed /hoc/
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>>154867018
Nope
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>>154867000
Cry more fag
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watching raw
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Oh the advertisers will NOT like that.
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>>154867030
Based BBC watcher
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>>154867030
you can't wait for the subs on mIRC?
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>>154866921
Based! Enjoy your time with your old man :)
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>>154867019
it means that for every dollar collected from every Province by the Ottawa Federal Government that's the amount of money distributed back into the system
i.e. British Columbia and Alberta fund the entirety of Canada
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>>154867019
Trudeau father from Quebec implemented the the equalization program in 1957, Quebec has received an estimated total of over $300 billion (cumulative) in equalization payments. This historically accounts for roughly half of all funds. They steal money from Alberta and give it to the French and east coast welfare bums. Canada exists to serve Quebec
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>>154867042
put your leaf on
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>>154867042
>>154867046
Huh. I thought whatever territory Toronto is in would contribute way more
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They hate us cuz they ain't us
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>>154867033
These advertises?
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>>154867060
alberta makes all their money selling resources in the ground
so really its canada's money anyways
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>>154866857
my mammoths were a true holy team that tried to vanquish that sinful city
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im going back to /ck/
see you all at puck drop! (unless i fall asleep)
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>>154867049
no, i'm waiting for the separation otherwise i'm gone forever
>>154867060
you need to live among the filth to fully understand how the nation is ran, Albertans (I don't consider myself one even if I spent half of my adult life with them) are 100% justified in wanting out of the piece of shit ponzi scam
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>>154867060
Ontario is around net 0 it has to many people the manufacturing industry is a barely profitable make work industry, it isn’t resource rich either
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>>154867084
>alberta is such an amazing place i had to move to a third world shithole
what a beautiful endorsement lol
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>>154867090
all of ontarios resources are inaccessible
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>>154867077
You're going to hell
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>>154867098
That's not what Doug's TV commercials say
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>>154866857
Trvke
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>>154867098
Truth
The Indians also make it impossible for anything to ever start
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>>154866907
With pineapple?
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>Natedog is IN
>Wedgewood is OUT
>Blackwood is IN
>Nichushkin Game Time Decision
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>>154867093
my extended family is from here retard
also fuck you anyone who disrespects Alberta is my biggest enemy in life, they're the greatest people in Canada and they're the last ones to represent what the old Canadian way of life used to be
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>>154867101
that is because doug wants the province to develop the infrastructure so his mega donors can get incredibly rich
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>>154866999
holy checked
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>>154867114
okay and? they still lost
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4 bongs until puck drop
FOUR bongs
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>>154867112
Carney and the other bankers are attempting to mass bribe the natives with investment capital to extract the shit .
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canadians, why dont you move here? we have plenty of room :)
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>>154867119
wow i didnt realize flames fans were spics too
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>/hoc/
>it's mostly canadian politics
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>>154867101
Doug keeps telling me to defend ontario I'm not sure I can really do that
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>>154867168
americans go to sleep and wake up thinking about us :)
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>>154867168
Is it politics or is it sperging about indians?
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>>154867145
>thought it was only 3
GAY
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>>154867174
ONTERRIBLE
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>>154867168
>americans need to talk about themselves
I'm willing to change the subject to why Washington is near Jesus height while Lincoln is kneeling in this >>154866857
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Playing Injustice 2 bros
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>>154867205
based
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heading to to mcdicks for a coffee
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>>154867113
No, with chicken and sausage
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>>154867205
cringe
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>>154867215
>heading to the burger restaurant for a coffee
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>>154867215
$1 dollah
All Summa
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>>154867215
can you get me a mcchicken?
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>>154866666
Checked and kekkked, canes winning in the SCF with marner choking in game 7 OT would be poetry
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>>154867018
It’s time for exciting hockey :D
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lmao
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>copey accidentally posted on his leaf vpn
Lol
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>>154867222
still not going to your jeeted shit hole
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>>154867119
>seething brownoid outs himself
kek
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>>154867205
if u play aquaman ur gay
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>>154867244
holy shit is this real???
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crosby to san jose (e5)
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>>154867244
oh no no no it's so fucking over
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>meeting with bustthews was through a zoom call
It's so over.
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>>154867273
I look like that and I do those things
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>>154867273
holy kek imagine posting this in r/hockey
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>>154867244
Same ring and watch
god damn
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American exceptionalism is real look at marner and hart.
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how long does it take to hear back about your janitor application?
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>>154867244
Sauce now fagget, no way this is real.
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>>154867282
its been circulating on twitter already
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>>154867282
go back
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Nervous about tonights game, fellow Avs Nation Maniacs. Gonna be okay though. I have snacks and the house to myself because my wife is gonna go watch the game with her personal trainer at his place (they're both huge Vegas fans)
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Hart needs to set up a team orgy in a vegas hotel if knights win the cup.
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>>154867243
yes! :D
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>>154867273
The misconception that it's harder to gain weight on a vegan diet needs to stop. They replace meat with even unhealthier, fattening slop.
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>>154867244
>>154867283
somebody please tell Bednar that he looks ridiculous with that hair at 55 with no beard, the larping is too obvious
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>>154867312
TOPKEK
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hmm avalanche team total goals under 3.5 does it have one more play on it...
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>>154867318
won't have to worry about the sheets this time for the floor given their blanket defense.
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>>154867318
he needs to invite this seethey troon >>154867309
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>>154867331
you sound bald
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>>154867300
saw it on twitter looks real 2 me
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SWEPT BABY SWEPT
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>>154867331
Nigga let the stressed out man have the hair he wants
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>>154867312
kek'd
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yiiiiiikes
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>>154867312
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>>154867362
that's my goalie!
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>>154867255
I mostly use Supergirl, Gorilla Grodd and Leonardo.
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going to be an avs elimination morning methinks
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>>154867362
Holy based.
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>>154867349
>>154867357
you misunderstand me, i have longer hair than him so i'm all for it...but as grown ass men not complimenting it with at least a short beard is strange
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>>154867244
Found *a* tweet with it
https://x.com/i/status/2059359480039743729
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>>154867362
That’s harmful and undemocratic
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Damn how long was Samir's meltdown? I have him as far back as yesterday after the game until about 2 hours ago
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pavel dorofeyev any time goal scorer +200
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>>154867397
>samir posting in the third person
and you're still going at it
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>>154867396
Like how he was given a majority by the voters? Oh yeah...
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>>154867403
Bibi thanks you for your donation in advance
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i'm too tired to stay up so hopefully at 6am there is an OT going on! later frens :)
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got my bread settlement money today
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>>154867407
if you havent been betting on the avs under 3.5 goals in the first 3 games on this series you deserve to be stuck in the wage cage.
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>>154867395
that's cool man!
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>>154867362
I approve
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>>154867396
Everyone in Alberta should stop paying taxes if they get a majority vote to separate and Canada tries to block them
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>>154867405
Might be time to take a nap Samir you've been going non stop since last night
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Why the FUCK is it snowing
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>>154867388
>>154867414
Hyvaa Yota Finn frens :)
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>>154867427
which is odd since i wasnt posting last night
meanwhile you've been here the whole time keeping tabs appearently
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>>154867421
Good goy
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>>154866988
Because they're directly under the feds so it technically doesn't count
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>>154867442
remind me again how many sport books you have been banned from for winning too much? im at 6 right now.
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>>154867414
It's a 4am start 3rd period will still be ongoing at 6
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>>154867449
Keep it to urself
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>log onto hoc
>xhe rb cryin bout samir (figment of xim/xer's imagination)
KWAB
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i believe carter hart's shirt actually said "free mumia"
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>>154867450
always knew that other finn that stayed up to watch the games was just dylan on a vpn
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>>154867445
but the money comes from the same place so really its just cope
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>>154867426
Technically the vote is on whether we should have a vote. Smith, despite what all the Dippers and other retards say, is a loyalist stooge. Letting the chugs kill the referendum was actually better for separatists since it would radicalize more voters down the road
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>>154867415
How much? 20 bucks? Fuck Big Bread.
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I liked Carter Hart before it was cool
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>>154867462
Yeah but it's like a kid's allowance vs a NEET's neetbux.
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>>154867477
enough for a loaf of bread kek
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i havent seen a single poster shitting on the dead things today but anons keep crying about the samir boogeyman. dominick really did lose.
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>2016 is repeating where a star player leaves the laffs and goes onto to win the cup
>this year that player won’t get screwed out of the conn symthe because the next best player on his team won’t get any votes because he watched some whore getting gang banged or whatever and couldn’t get it up
Sad
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>>154867479
Bro was breedable and submissive :3
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Good job retards you gave Samir his second wind.
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>>154867479
This sensitive young man was called a pussy and then couldn’t get hard. Woman are evil
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garypuck is on at 9
memecup is on at 9
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>>154867487
>because the next best player on his team won’t get any votes because he watched some whore getting gang banged or whatever and couldn’t get it up
Wut
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general reminder it was confirmed in federal court that carter harts small penis couldnt satisfy a woman.
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>>154866516
>not guilty on all charges
>backstops his way to the cup
>makes elbows up retards cry

what a chad
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>>154867497
when everyone you dont like is samir then the ride never ends
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VGK defeats CAR 4-2 to win the Stanley Cup(TM)
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>>154867505
>>154867487
I dont know shit about the case but did that actually happen
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>>154867515
Apparently Carter hart couldn’t get hard but that may have been a different player I get them mixed up.
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i’m so sick of being stuck with the espn jabronis “commentating” for the avs/knights broadcasts.
how do we petition to never have to listen to these fools again? and also, how is it so freaking hard for them to keep the sog on screen at all times?!?! the only saving grace of their broadcast was ej, but he clearly isn’t commentating on this series.
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>>154867483
nor the senaturds
desperation is ugly
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>>154867536
yes she told the court he couldnt remain erect.
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>>154867520
>federal court
A nothing organization full of nothing and nobody of value
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>redditroon trying really hard to get those (You)s with the hart shitposting again
lmao kwaf
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>>154867536
That’s what EM said (a known lair)
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>>154867536
>>154867539
>>154867544
The whole thing was pretty gay so if that's true it makes sense
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>>154867458
kek
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>>154867536
>>154867539
She tried giving Hart a blowie but he couldn't get it up so she gave up after less than a minute. The "calling people pussy thing" refers to her laying on the floor naked and complaining that nobody wanted to fuck her.
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it was actually proven in the case that people from the sherwood park area of alberta have a below average penis size.
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>[615] Another instance that caused trb further fear and humiliation occurred when xim/xer was lying prone on the floor and bud performed "the splits" over and then onto xim/xer's face, with bud's genitalia making contact with xim/xer's face.
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I'm boycotting Heated Rivalry if Hart wins the Cup
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>>154866357
still can hardly believe that this is real
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>>154866395
How? Or does it all just happen magically?
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>>154867576
Habs fans will look at this and tell you with a straight face that it's by design.
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>>154867520
WE BELIEVE CH HERE
she wasn't hot enough to get him hard!!!!
and she was being rude which is a turn off
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>>154867520
Sad!
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>>154867576
Hope they keep this for their remaining 11 games
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>>154867576
LMAO what the actual fuck. My dabres lost to this?
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>>154867563
Less than a minute? EM sounds lazy
>The "calling people pussy thing" refers to her laying on the floor naked and complaining that nobody wanted to fuck her.
Sad
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What's Mark Stone's rapper name?
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>>154867589
If only the refs would stop helping the other team in every round of these playoffs (according to literally every Montreal fan that I speak to), this Habs team would be in the SCF by now with performances like these.
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Carter hart was the first martyr for a free Alberta
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>>154867617
lil pebble

when they shout him out in songs they go "ayo pebz"
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Women and numales ruined this league. I fucking gate the knights and think they’re the gayest team in the league but know I have to hope they win the cup because all the dumb whores won’t shut the fuck up about Carter shart.
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>>154867620
refchads completely took control last night and choked the life out of it and made damn well sure the under 5.5 goals was locked in.
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>>154867019
The idea was that no matter where you live in Canada you should get equal access to quality of life. The martime provinces (on the right) have a small population and don't generate a lot of money so the rich provinces transfer them money, this was called equalization. Because french canadians are literal inbred retards where their family trees have at least 2 sets of cousins getting married if not siblings, they couldn't get anything done so they got a huge amount of transfer. Then the English took over and made it livable before getting sick of their shit and leaving and the french kept complaining and sympathetic pussies keep getting elected and pushed the equalization that wasn't needed.

tl;dr the french fuck over the rest of canada and themselves because they are retarded
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>>154867617
Notorious L.T.I.R.
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i wish my team was as good as the golden knights
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>>154867650
KEK good one
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>>154867652
that's somebody's daughter
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>>154867396
doesn't state what is needed. uses vague language. this fucking country is awful.
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>>154867675
reffies need to be on the ice so the fans can cheer when they get decked every once in awhile
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>>154867629
Based
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>>154867677
you're so right
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>>154867696
go back to your /mlb/ containment thread.
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>>154867563
He’s a good Christian boy. He’s waiting for marriage like Crosby
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what is he doing
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>>154867620
habs fans historically think the league is against all the time because back when there was no competition in the league they just won all the time. And now that there are other good teams it must mean the league is cheating.
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>>154867714
Why doesn't he have a drink?
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>>154867712
Sid is a good kid and would never have attended or presented his floppy cock
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I hate the western conference why is the game on at 9 pm est


Est is the only time zone that matters
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>>154867734
Many are saying this
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>>154867702
relax im cool
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>>154867722
>And now that there are other good teams it must mean the league is cheating.
Um you fags say this every year thobeitever, that it's rigged against Canacucks
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>>154867734
And yet mountainchads are the only timezone gary doesn't punish. Curious
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>>154867745
They don’t look like this here, the fobs don’t surgerymax, some cute abgs though
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>>154867783
nah pacificgods have the best because its the only time zone that matters
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weird how nobody has ever seen Gary out in public.
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>>154867729
hart just wanted some pizza and he got raped by a succubus
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>>154867848
I saw him at my local bagelshop a few times
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>>154867635
>the french
looks like the anglo provinces are the ones taking vastly more money per person.
anyway provincial rivalries are deeply retarded, and the payments are derived from national income tax, not any money the provinces themselves take in or give out. nobody in the universe except retarded albertans pretends national taxes should vary by political subdivision instead of income.
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the last few seasons gary usually has been to a game or two by now, even talked with the espn crew during the intermission, but this year hes nowhere to be seen. the parkinsons must be getting pretty bad.
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I'll be asleep before puck drop and won't know what happened till I check /hoc/ during my morning MacKinnon
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>>154867848
Do you live in nyc
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I got all my snacks ready for later.
Give us a good show Gary!
Complete the sweep!
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>>154867851
this should be the new narrative now that he was reverse raped
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>>154867851
I always take my cock out too when eating pizza with the boys
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how is garys mansion bigger than connor mcdavids?
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>>154867884
doesn't mcdavid live on a relatively normal street (for rich people)?
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>>154867864
I'll text you the play by play
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>>154867563
>She tried giving Hart a blowie but he couldn't get it up so she gave up after less than a minute.
Holy absolute fucking SLUT. No wonder why the judge didn't buy into her shit. Damn
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>>154867872
no, I fled before the communist takeover.
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>>154867877
oh I see that you have also been to one of /hoc/ pizza parties
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>>154867898
This is mcdavids house
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>>154867884
Gary’s been leading the league for 30 years now
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>>154867919
only one room? not much of a home
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>>154867919
His girl is dumb af which can be fun but not for a lifetime
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>>154867936
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>>154867919
I hate 1 bit aesthetic
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>>154867919
and this is their sauna
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>>154867936
I think that at the very least she has the low animal cunning you see in some of the more successful reality TV contestants
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>>154867945
what a chud
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>>154867936
>>154867945
how did they meet?
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>>154867951
Sad
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>>154867919
It look so sterile and soulless
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>>154867919
need a tour of gary's house now
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>>154867919
>>154867936
This picture is the greatest argument for homosexuality I've ever seen
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>>154866666
Devilish
>>154866672
Depends how the game goes, it could turn into a laugher and post game celebrations will be kino if they clinch.
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> Gary Bruce Bettman's Boca Raton residence
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>>154867976
Jen
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>>154867949
draisaitl and his wife seem to think otherwise. they've put lauren kyle in charge of designing their new house.
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>>154867983
typical new yorker living in Florida to avoid NY taxes.
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>>154867955
Yeah I’m probably just hating. She larps as a design expert but I think her interior design looks meh so that influences it
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>>154867576
Newhook had a SOG and Matheson hit the post in OT
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>>154867936
She's hot af that's for damn sure
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>>154867990
this retard is building a house when he's just gonna be moving to a new team in a few years?
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>>154867992
If it's good enough for Wayne Gretzky
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>>154867520
Caring how women feel, lmao.
>>154867919
Brutalism
>>154867972
Seconded, like a lifestyle of the rich and famous tour...
>here's where I keep the winning lottery balls!
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>>154867999
>this is hot AF apparently
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>>154867983
>McMansion but Tuscan
Very devilish Gary
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>>154867983
>only 1 floor because hes too crippled to walk up stairs
kwab
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we're in daylight time, like we are for 2/3 of the year. retards. you probably say "pin number" and "atm machine" too
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>>154867999
checked
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>>154868011
edmonton 9
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>>154867999
I like them a lil thicker but her face is very pretty
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The best team from Canada can't even shoot the puck during a hockey game? Is this real?
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>>154868022
>its daylight for 2/3 of the year
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Bednar spotted at red rock casino last night.
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>>154867919
living in places like this stunts your brain
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>>154868038
Habs are a game 7 team
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>>154867914
>>154867877
Jen
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>>154868040
KEK
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>>154868008
>the supermagnet chamber
>the sunbelt room
>the expansion dartboard
>his personal etsy witch rune circle
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>>154868040
>>154867714
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When you go to a place like south Florida you see a million London 8s that are just regular woman there they even reach out first.
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>>154868046
so he's supposed to have trampolines and climbing structures everywhere?
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>>154868057
>>the expansion dartboard
It's a Plinko board
had the folks from Price Is Right do the install
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Forgot Gary's interview earlier this month...
>“When you look at Matt Schaefer, you can look at what he’s accomplished on the ice, which is a record for an 18-year-old defenseman,” NHL commissioner Gary Bettman told The Post at the UJA-Federation of New York’s Sports Annual Luncheon on Thursday.
>“And you look at his maturity, his personality, the way he interacts with people. It’s hard to believe he’s still only 18.”
>>154867983
That's why he loves the kitties, short commute!
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>>154868072
yes, that's it exactly, you've understood the point perfectly
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>>154868060
>>154867244
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>>154868081
his mom died of cancer, chud.
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there are coaches who make more money than Gary
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>>154867983
Why is the front of the house 10 stories tall for absolutely no reason
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>>154868100
canadasissies, we're not going to lose the USA again are we?????
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>>154868107
the wiggerfication of hockey is completely out of control.
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>>154868107
i bought the knights vans
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>>154867992
i believe they actually have to commit to the move if they want to avoid taxes. new york still goes after them if they don't actively live in another state for most of the year.
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Might start larping as a Jew when I go to law school
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>>154868100
I'm trying real hard not to think of how amazing our one match is gonna be cause I'm concerned I might orgasm
>I hope we end Sidney's career so he can finally focus on coaching
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>>154868124
They've seen that trick before
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>>154868079
And it's.......UTAH!
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mitch is nate's daddy
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>>154868113
>>154868113
>canadasissies,
das vedanya, comrade
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>>154867951
In our country stalking famous people is seen as a mental illness. We don't give a fuck about these people outside the arena
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>>154868124
Any significant rise in antisemitism would also effect people who look like me and have my last name but are somehow not jewish, so I like our jewsies
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>>154868129
Crosby will advance in order to get his revenge on the petty duchy of czechia
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going to the bar for a couple with the boys. then the the grocery store. then it's game and pidser time
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>>154868139
Look how nice the install is, looks just like the real set
>You should see Gary's Bob Barker impression, it's spot on perfect
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9pm ? yea im not watching
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>>154868166
Goodnight, pussy
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>>154868032
No it fuckin isnt she looks like the kid from the 6th sense
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>>154868100
I was told we wouldn't qualify for the quarterfinals?
Well that will definitely be a shit show, hahaha will be crazy.
My guess is Swiss are favorites with finns and leafs a close 2nd to win it all?
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>>154868091
oh
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>>154868180
/hoc/ also said the avs would win this series and look how that turned out.
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mic'd up marner
big leadership vibes from him
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779836261571541.mp4
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>>154868040
he thinkin bout that golf course
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If carter hart hates Canada so much he can go live in the USA for all I care
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>>154868197
He does
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>>154868040
Grim, lol.
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>>154868118
no, only thing that matters is where you spend most of your time. They declare you a resident if you spend 6 months in NY and ding you for taxes. They have an entire tax industry built around people avoiding NY taxes and people whose entire job is proving you spend 6 months in NY.
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>>154868203
Good he won’t be missed in our great country he can stay for all I care
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>>154868188
It was the loss to St Paul that should have tipped everybody off
>poetic irony desu
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>>154868215
other rich people will follow his lead because why stay here when they can put you in prison because some woman had sex with you and regretted it after?
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>>154868040
>>154867714
real when you know you're fucked and about to be fired energy
just needs some straight liquor by his side
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Carter Hart photographed wearing a "free Alberta" shirt.
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>>154868235
That didn't happen to hart
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>>154868235
hes not really epstein rich and one of gods chosen people thougheverbeit
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>>154868252
We heard you the first 20 times
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>>154868258
But he's a member of the Hart Foundation. Pink and Black baby!
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>>154868252
Carter hart looks absolutely disgusting clean yourself up
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>>154868252
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Scott Wedgwood was wearing an enslave Alberta shirt.
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realistically, what can the average american do to help alberta?
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Whoa, a free alberta tshirt? The guy printing elbows up tshirts must have had some left over blanks.
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marner used to ask for it in every picture
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>>154868267
nobody mentioned it in the thread yet, you dumb faggot.
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What do you think carter hart wants to be free from? The answer to the question is why were pissed
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>>154868305
Probably because no one gives a fuck
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>>154868214
the times did an article about this exact issue some months ago. turns out the industry itself says very few rich new yorkers actually go through with it, because they don't want to expose themselves to the hostile auditors that go after any rich person who attempts to claim different residency or the steps necessary to actually prove it.
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>harter and bednar pics getting reposted again
Skim the thread retarded faggots
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>>154868305
You're the third anon to post that image ITT
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Ask yourself why carter hart would wear a free alberta shirt in neveda usa
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>>154868305
>>154867362
Nigger.
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if m-ACKar gets swept tonite bouchard will get vindicated
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>>154868314
it's still worth it though because you save millions every year by "living" in Florida.
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>>154868303
Giwtwm (the woman)....
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Imagine not only owning a free Alberta shirt but deciding to wear it outside.
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>>154868335
who raped you retard
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>>154868338
>>154868347
First one was early, 2nd was half-way. Most people leave by that time and new anons come in. My post was new enough to educate the new anons that came after and are unaware of separatist movements happening in the NHL.
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I hate /polhoc/
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what are we freeing alberta from
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>>154868371
If I were an Albertan I'd wear one desu
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>>154868348
Mac has a cup and your team has none in recent times.
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>>154868381
The French welfare queens
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>>154868376
how nice of you to care about wagies
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place your bets:
do the avs win a single (1) game in this series?
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>>154867681
well duh, somebody never looked into the details of the clarity act
chretien has to be laughing his ass off he might winding up cucking albertan separatists with it before quebec's
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>>154868341
>neveda
it's Nevada you disrespectful bitch. anyway probably because no one here really cares except twatter and reddit trannies. the state is politically purple bro
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>>154868376
>my spam is justified to spread awareness
Holy shill
Make sure to shit up the game thread with it too
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>>154868379
we discuss politics before every game.

Get used to it.
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>>154868363
the story was that many ultimately don't find it worth the risk of the audit and the stuff they have to do to actively prove their claim.
in gary's case, maybe it is! a lot of new yorkers do retire to florida full time.
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>>154868375
>n-no u
Keep crying
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>>154868391
Well he should intergrate into American society instead of being a prick and trying to destroy Canada you already know the maple maga fool is drooling at his chance to suck trumps maga milk in person if he wins the cup.
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>>154868394
I won't be here for the game thread.
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i hope you're all loaded up on memes
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>>154868412
Sincerely based
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>>154868379
albortions seethe uncontrollable before every habs game its good tasting salt
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>>154868398
>t. New Yorker vacationing in Australia who wants people to leave his tax business alone.
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>>154868419
my meme folder is getting too big and it's hard to find stuff now.
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>>154868426
lol no, i just have access to newspapers at work.
also the things i said would be harmful to such a business because i just pointed out how annoying it is.
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>>154868410
He’s fighting for his people that are being exploited
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>>154868448
all that is being exploited is the resources
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Anybody want to gossip about e-celebs before the game?
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>>154868448
they're all subject to the same income tax.
>>
Why hasn’t the safe sleazy style caught on with nhl players?
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>>154868386
yes, check em
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>>154868465
No. Unfortunately Canacucks have taken it upon themselves to sink the quality of hoc even further
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>>154868465
its interesting how the state of hockey is so irrelevant they dont have their own hockey streamer.
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>>154868477
post marner wearing an example so we can judge properly
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>>154868381
(((Montrealers)))
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>>154868487
is that bobrovsky??
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>>154868501
i think its dustin wolf you can tell by the red hair
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>>154868475
West incels are seething because Quebec gets corrupt infrastructure bribes not because they think they are taxed more
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>>154868499
they're a bunch of savages
https://montrealgazette.com/news/montreal-deploys-riot-cops-after-canadiens-game-7-win/
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>>154868475
albortions get uppity because quebec actually has powerful mafiosos while they just have to larp as queer cowboys to seem tough
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>>154868514
Is there anything the frogs won't riot against
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>>154868475
First this isn’t income tax it’s equalization payments, also people on the east coast don’t have income to tax, they can work 90 days a year in a fish plant and qualify for ui
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>>154868519
lol how do I already fucking know you’ve never been to the stampede.
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>>154868519
Laurentian rats have no shame or self-awareness
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did you guys hear about bednar being at the casino?
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the assves are winning tonight arent they
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>>154868514
>french people running away
some things never change
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>>154868538
No. Did you hear about Carter Hart wearing a Free Alberta shirt?
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>>154868519
im sorry but I just couldn't take seriously some mafia guy if he's speaking french
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>>154868557
you'd take mom boucher seriously
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>Assvs fans getting upset over the Bednar photo
They really are softpusys
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>>154868557
Oui oui HON HON

Kwab
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>>154868519
>they didn't set up their own velvet cowboy mafia
missed a trick there.
>>154868523
which are from income tax, which you are all equally subject to, just like everywhere else on the planet.
the real case for complaining is here, because the comparable payments are based on sales tax, which is much more regressive.
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you know how they say "going halfsies" when you split a bill
what if we called it "going avsvies" when you don't show up at all
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>>154868530
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>>154868543
Makar and mckinnon are both hurt, they just need to target those guys
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>>154868522
Gary
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>>154868557
Anon you should look into which (((minority))) group historically ran Montreal and it'll all make sense
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i hope both get career ending injuries if not death
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>>154868604
Inshallah
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>scoreless draw
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>>154868585
some should board mackinnon like he did quit hughes but legally ofc

>>154868604
a bit extreme, can we settle for them not dying
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>>154868575
>(You)
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>>154868604
as based as it gets
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>>154868585
A puck in his other knee would be hilarious.
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Imagine thinking Alberta doesnt have its own individual culture and peoples
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reddit is gonna be really mad when I tell them what you just said
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>>154868570
No, it's all taxes. They just chose not to spend anything in Alberta. Ever.

>9 national museums
>7 are in ottawa/hull
>1 is in halifax
>1 is in loserpeg

Did you know that the longitudinal centre of Canada is in Manitoba? Basically there are 8 in the East, 1 dead centre, and 0 in the West
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>>154868679
Tell 'em Carter Hart sends his love. Whether they want it or not.
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Should we be thanking mildcuck for trying to kill Makar
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>>154868678
Texas (Cold)
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>>154868678
alberta is the upper-upper midwest USA
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take this series back to colorado and lose it there
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>scoreless draw
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>>154868686
>why are all the national museums in the capital?
I'm sorry for oppressing you so badly
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>>154868694
>>154868693
You have never been to the stampede and watched chuckwagon races.
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>>154868701
Always fun seeing fans throw shit out on the rink.
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>Twitter not happy about Jared's pai gow game
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>>154868713
I literally live in the Wild West, you have nothing to impress me with, pard
>I reckon
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knights are not winning today retards
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>>154868719
>reddit says
>twitter not happy
4chan is dead
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>
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>>154868743
What will happen to the Anglo population in the new southern Quebec ?
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>>154868719
>Each player attempts to defeat the banker (who may be the casino dealer, one of the other players at the table, or a player acting in tandem with the dealer as co-bankers).
This guy can't beat Gary, how can he hope to beat the house?
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>>154868741
4chan lost cultural relevancy because no one wants to be anonymous on the internet anymore.
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>>154868743
>im in new honcouver
Sike nah miss me with that shit
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>>154868752
bribed into cultural assimilation via poutine
>>
new
>>154868760
>>154868760
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>>154868741
good. leave the site to us zoomers. faggot oldman.
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>>154868040
That' a 25$ min bet table lol. He's probably at least wealthy enough to gamble at 100$ min bet tables... what a cheap ass.
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>>154868752
They'll live in boathouses near what used to be New Orleans, but by that time will be flooded for the most part
>>154868758
I'm moving to the New New Brunswick as soon as the ink dries on the legislation
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>>154868519
free alberta will make an alliance with the sinaloa cartel
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>>154868719
lol



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