Dishonorable Death Edition'vious >>154858518
WE'RE GONNA BHANGRA DANCE OUR WAY TO A STAN LEE
Hutson went full Bouchard
first for alyssa
>americ-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-*puffs inhaler*>a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a*puffs inhaler*a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a*puffs inhaler*
How can 1 man make an entire country SEETHE on /hoc/ for 10 hours? What a legend
>one m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-*puffs inhaler*>m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-*puffs inhaler*>m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-*puffs inhaler*
>>154861580Great thread
these ploffs are fucking SHIT
Would Can'tnada not get embarrassed by the US if he played hockey instead of basketball?
Habsisters... What do you mean we have to shoot the puck if we actually want to win?
>>154861635you have a lot of zesty bucks saves on your computer, don't y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-*puffs inhaler*y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-*puffs inhaler*you
>>154861654>>154861614>>154861597So this is what it's like to not have any friends. Or dignity. Interesting
>>154861660KWAAAAAAAAAAByou were baited into replying to me, bitch. i bet you are a blue jackets fan, that's just how cucked you are
>>154861605goto bed
>>154861678>Didn't deny any of itKek
>>154861701t. cupless cuck blue jacket fan
Is everyone on track to make 6 friends this year?
>>154861701baited AGAIN KWAB keep replying to me, goykeep cheering for the jackets, you cuck
I won
>>154861755congrats
>>154861759thanks but it's so easy when doing so against american'ts that i feel gross
>>154861775god's work, son
>>154861711Yeah I gotSnuffy Al Leo Lil Mo with the gimpy legCheeksBoney BobCliff
Looking forward to the Carolina vs Vegas matchup because we get to see the two best teams go head to head for once. Feels like last time we saw that was Colorado vs Tampa 4 years ago
Epic Samir melty here.
americans beating up their boogryman again
Okay so it's this simple:Canadian hockey > american hockey
>>154861894*checks the wc standings*yep that is correct
>>154861863Eh. Doesn't even crack the top 20.
>>154861863Did you see in the last thread how he lusted for the high school girl? Sick freak
>>154861916post the list
Morning /hoc/
>>154861924
>>154861950reeks of d*scord
>>154861894So superior they lost 5 times in one year lol finna be 6
>>154861961You would know about reeking huh?
>>154861965for today, focus on beating the hockey powerhouse known as austria before you get eliminated in embarrassing fashion
>>154861972yeah, i can smell your stench from here could you please take a shower
>>154861980>Noooo Denmark noooo
>>154862007>lost to latvia in current year
>>154862028We beat Latvia at the Olympics. You know who else we beat at the Olympics on a cold February 22nd Sunday morning?
>>154862054>needs a team full of nhl'ers to beat latvia and 3v3 ot to beat canada in a championship so much for american hockey supremacy
>giving this much of a shit about the skoda cupWhat cheering for a non-playoffs team does to a motherfucker
>>154862069
>i dont care!!!!
>>154862085from the top of the world to nearly getting eliminated in groups by nobodiesthe mighty have fallen
>12 laffs>12 habs shotsthey arent even trying to hide from schizo rigging posters.
>>154862069You lost
Kek this seething Leafbitch.I live in Queerbec and I can't wait Canes finish this shit team just to see the retards here cry their tears out.
>>154862094
>>154862097your nation lost to latvia lol
>>154862110You lost 3 times in one week
>>154862110>greatest world jr team ever assembled with multiple current nhl drafted players>lose to country no one can point to on a map
>>154862105from all smiles to full panic in 3 months
>>154862121another miracle for team usa
>>154862136add >needs 3v3 ot to win
Damn Canadians are so mind broken. Just look at how pathetic these comments are. USA truly broke them
>Reddit and KWABnada now seething over Hart's "Free Alberta" shirtHow can one man keep getting so based?
Damn Americans are so mind broken. Just look at how pathetic these comments are. Latvia truly broke them
>>154862161We don't claim Samir
>>154862144Well it was 5v3 and you still couldn't score. Fuck off retard you lost
>>154862169in 3v3 ot
>>154862128>>154862132>>154862167What a sad human being. You can feel the loneliness through your monitor
>>154862162Do you have a picture?
>>154862191petty insults are the only thing keeping you going after that devastating loss to latvia
>>154862177>I CAN'T SCORE
>>154862192
>>154861580Funeral service tonight I hear.
>>154862210save me garytime!!!
>>154862206
>>154862210its funny because that shitters only relevant thing hes ever done is die and wouldnt even be on the olympic team.
>>154862221>5 v 3 for 1:50 seconds>Can't score >Lose with your 3 best players on the ice
>>154862225>b2bcanada won the 4nations
>>154862233Almost as funny as watching your meltdown
>>154862216He's so cool. I'm happy for him
>>154862235>cant win without 3v3oof
>>154862192>>154862216
>>154862245>Canada won an All Star week eventFTFY
>>154862259>Can't win with a 2 man advantage; choke in humiliating fashion and get mocked on /hoc/ relentlesslyOof
>>154862274loser cope
>>154862281See>>154862259
>>154862279>he thinks the game was over if canada scores on the pphow new?
>>154862293see>>154862281
>>154862291a full admission that the 4nations was legitimate and you are a loser coping was not expected
>>154862261Why should I hate him exactly?
>>154862299see>>154862281
>>154862281Says the nation that only won silver in a real international tournament
>>154862261The seethe when the Knights win the Cup will be cataclysmic and I cannot wait
>>154862261Carter Hart the Pure and the Just
>>154862308>4nations didnt count!!!more loser cope
>>154862326See>>154862281
>Open /hoc/.>Hit by an awful, horrible stench.Samir melty ongoing.
>>154862336yes that is you
>>154862337Brother I went to sleep. Woke up. Took a shower. Ate breakfast. Went to work. And Samir is still having 14 hour meltdown. Does he not have a job or life?
>>154862350this poster?>>154861605
>>154862341
>>154862216Hory shit, leftists and liberals on suicide watch.
>>154862326>All Star Event>Only 4 opponents>Canada didn't even win a 2/3>Gold medal for 1-1 record>It totally counts>Lose the real thing thing following yearlollmao
>>154862350Well he has a driver's license so that has to count for something right?
>>154862365I hope they enslave Alberta!
>"Yes I raped her. And I got away with it. I'm a proven winner."What did Carter Hart mean by this?
McDavid should lead the Free Alberta movement so that when it becomes the 51st state he can finally be allowed to raise a cup
>>154862366>real thing >decided with 3v3 ot instead of 5v5 otlol indeedwake me when gary decides the stanley cup with 3v3 ot
>>154862388>Crosby won an Olympic gold medal in a non-5v5 OTYou guys aren't any better
>>154862388You lost 5 v 3 kek
>>154862397Avalanche choking legend MacKinnon also missed an empty net!
I support the Free Alberta movement because I want Albertans to get their own flag on /hoc/ so I can filter out the rest of the canadians
>>154862393he won one without non-5v5 ot toounlike jack hughes lolbut i agree, the 4nations was the only legitmate contest in the past 10 years since it was nhl playoff rules
>>154862415You lost 5 v 3 kek
>>154862397>>1548624233v3 save me!!!!!
>>154862432AIEEEEEE NOT 5 V 3!!!!
>he's still goingGlad my taxes are going to such productive members of society
If you asked anyone before the game, they would have said 3v3 greatly favors the canadian team
>>154862444They literally had the 3 best players on ice when they lost in embarrassing fashion with all 3 choking in succession
>>154862444"""""""""they""""""""
>open /hoc/>Samir seething about the Olympics>open r/hockey>Redditors seething about HartSeethe everywhere I go.
>>154862447yeah, team usa did have inferior players on the ice and in general which is why they needed 3v3 to win
>>154862449Emphasizing the stink for Canadians with all those marks I like it
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I just hate canadians so much grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>1548624555 v 3, still can't score and lost in humiliating fashionhttps://youtu.be/dR2N5p6DIF0?si=Ct102nu-z0tLKDCd
>>154862468I say this
4 nations doesn't count because it wasn't played in an IIHF regulation rink
>>1548624703v3 doesnt decide the cup yet you celebrate
>>154862488Playing in a non IIHF rink doesn't decide the gold yet you celebrate
>>154862481>>154862497even the stanley cup is illegitimate then
I think Canada is a pretty cool guy. Eh likes hokkei and igloos and doesn't afraid of anything
>>154862497Damn bodied that freak
>>154862504Gold and cup are two different things but with that flag I wouldn't expect you to be familiar with either
FlamesNation Chads are here to support the Free Alberta Movement bros
>>1548625144nations awarded a cup but with that flag I wouldn't expect you to be familiar with either
>>154862521
>>154862521>a cup>with eitherESL
>>154862526loser cope
>>154862540Yes correct, claiming a cup for winning 1 of 2 all star games at the 4nations exhibition tournament is loser cope
>>154862549>nouteam canada wonteam usa lost
>>154862520FREE ALBERTA
>Look we all know they fucking suck at hockey, but I needed a way to prevent them from having a nation wide meltdown and shutting down the league. I figured, "hey what the heck, let's give them some easy exhibition games they can win and feel good about what little pride they have left." Well unfortunately when they booed the national anthem the Americans went off script and beat the ever living shit out of them in front of the Canadian fans. I mean I had no other option but to force them to play a second game otherwise we're looking at Yankee Doodle Ottawa and a civil war. We gave them their Make A Wish win and moved on
>>154862576I'll take it!
>>154862584>team usa lost a championship to canada on home soilpathetic
>>154862584Thank you Gary
>>154862602>All Star Event>>>>>Championshipok
>Knights
>mmmm what's that? A championship? Don't be silly this is just an all star game. Only the biggest retards think this Make A Wish event is a championship. I emphasize 'biggest retards' heavily
>>154862576I remember that horse going to canes games
Free Alberta bros
>>1548626064nations replaced the asg, you arent claiming the olympics were an all star event
Future president of Alberta
>>1548626314Nations is an illegitimate 2 leg all star game played in non-sanctioned rinks. Only a retard like you thinks it's a legitimate event. USA had 3 points and Canada only had 2 since they couldn't beat USA in regulation. You want me to delegitimize your 1 of 2 all star win some more?
>>154862653more cope from the losing nation pretending that group stage still matters in an elimination bracket
>>154862660more cope from the losing nation pretending that the olympics don't matter
>>154862662huh? the olympics mattered and the better team won in 3v3 ot
>>154862660see>>154862281
There's only one tournament that matters and it's the one Canada sucks at for 33 years in a row
>>154862684team canada won the 4nations
>>154862623Thanks for clarifying Gary!
>>154862697SURVEY SAYS: Xthanks for playing Samir
>>154862715>posts an image from a group stage game pretending its was the championshipthe kind of retardation that ive come to expect from someone crying about their boogeymanalso im white
team alberta had the canadian flag on the floor of their locker room
>>154862653>non-sanctioned rinksya they were playing in bingo halls like the bell centre
>>154862721>WE LOST BUT WE WONkek the kind of retardation that ive come to expect from someone gloating about losing 5 out of 6 times to the superior hockey nation
>>154862735>you losthuh?
>>154862756
>>154862756What, you too stupid to know how to read a scoreboard? It clearly says USA 3 Canada 1
>>154862777but doesnt say championship anywhere on that scoreboard meanwhile you are struggling with my image stating canada defeats u.s.
>I figured what the heck, just give them the second all star game that way at least they stay paying attention, going to games between then and the Olympics the following year. I even threw in another Edmonton finals run to give false hope going into Milan. We all knew they had no chance at beating Team USA in a legitimate IIHF event but we couldn't risk alienating them until the Olympics started. For fuck's sake it was 5 versus 3 and they still couldn't win. I don't know what else I can do to make it obvious to their fans that they fucking suck at this sport
>>154862798It clearly says 4 Nations but you're too stupid to understand how to read a scoreboard so I won't hold it against you
>>154862828Holy based, thank you Gary
For me? Its the Cosco Cup
>Lost the All Star Game>Lost the World Juniors>Lost the IIHF>Lost the Stanley Cup>Lost the Women's Olympics twice>Lost the Men's Olympics>Lost the Men's Paralympics >About to lose the Stanley Cup for the 33rd year in a row KWABOTY
>>154862846the championship game stated that it was the championship on the score boardyou've blocked out that fact
>>154862628God what Id give to be a teen or young adult pre Great Recession
>>154863021Honestly it was whatever. 9/11 ruined everything
>>154863004>proud to have lost 9 out of 10 times to USAkek what a fucking loser mentality
>>154863046yeah im proud to defeat team usa in with rules the stanley cup is decided with
>>154863061>yeah im proudHoly shit absolute L comment
>>154862644So this is the leaf that we've been arguing with?? No wonder why his comments were so retarded
Four Nations except its the Four Gaytions and we get to see which country is the gayest and has a small penis
>>154863079>absolute L what is team usa playing team canada in 5v5 OT
>>154862828I love Gary
when will Gary extend the league to include an Australian team
imagine what kind of schizoid you have to be to seethe for half a day at strangers anonymously
What did they mean by this?
Yeah Vegas is sweeping the canes. We’ve reached a point where teams with less than 50% win rates can lift the cup
If you get a stuffy, you win.
>>154863145>whooaaaa, hold on big guy, let's take it easy now. you can't expect me to put a team in Australia. I don't know if they have a Sunbelt there and to be honest with you, after the whole ordeal with cucking the Canadians for 33 years, I don't have to do much more until I retire. I mean Australians aren't going to whine and cry while terrorizing me in public like those cucks north of the 49th parallel, but the money we make off those Leafs makes my job essentially move on auto pilot
>>154863061>your win isn't legitimate because even though we couldn't beat you 5 v 3, it wasn't 5 v 5!
guise when is canacuck elimination day, I need to set my calendar.
>>154863245the olympics win was legitimate just inferior to the 4 nations
>>154863263
>>154863263the cope is unreal
thread fucking sucks
>>154863274>>154863284no need to get upset over it, the stanley cup isnt won with 3v3 for a reason
>>154863294It was 5 v 3 and you still couldn't win. I mean you had your 5, what is the excuse for not winning with 5 men?
>>154863294
>not talking about tonight's GOOD games and sharing memes
>>154863304>what if5v3 was in regulation time, not in sudden death ot
>>154863221Thanks for the reminder, Marchand
>>154863350>had their 5>still makes excuses
>>154863368you're right team usa was too shit to on us again 5v5 or with the man advantage
I saw Mitch Marner at a grocery store in Las Vegas a few months ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. It was really strange.
>>154863385see>>154863368
I can't imagine being a functional member of society and spending 20 hours of my life defending a shit hockey team on the internet like a schizo. There's no way this kid has a future of any kind if he gets this easily triggered by millionaires he has never met playing an exhibition game on the other side of the world early on a Sunday morning
>>154863456youve never looked in the mirror?
>>154863335I’m looking forward to mocking MacKinnon and Makar tonight
> Stockholm
>>154863513That was weak, try again Samir. It was like a 5 v 3 PP at the Olympics
>>154863513>Didn't deny itKek
>>154863541im white, mr schizo
uh oh, Burgerstahnuh oh
>>154863550X
>>154863546why would i deny something that wasnt addressed towards me?
>>154863558you're welcome to prove otherwise as is your burdenbut you wont
>>154863571>>154863560>>154863550holy schizo
>>154863591>nouthey arent sending their best
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MZjQH_4UbKoIn Torts we Trust
>>154863598Well you sent your best and lost
When Alberta seceeds, canada will be the 3rd best hockey nation in North America
>>154863614in 3v3 otmeanwhile our best won in the nhl playoffs ruleset
Well, I'm glad that's settled
I live my life like I'm Canada or the US and it's the Skoda Cup
>>154863634Give it a rest retard. Your country sucks ass at hockey. Just look at how mind broken you are. Rich American kids mentally broke you and all you're doing is embarrassing your entire country posting this retarded shit
>>154863678you first, team usa is struggling to get out of groups right now cheer them on instead of arguing
>>154863678My sources tell me that he is rubber and you are glue, and whatever you say bounces off of him and sticks to youDo you have any comments about that?
>check /hoc/ before starting work>Samir melty>check /hoc/ during lunch break>Samir melty still ongoingHow does he do it day in, day out lads?
>>154863707samir only exists in your mind, that is how
>>154863697Shut up faggot you are an embarrassment. It's lunch time and you're still here since last night after the game arguing. What the fuck are you gonna gain out of embarrassing yourself like this
>>154863706They had 5, we had 3, we still won and live in his head rent free
>>154863720youre the schizo who thinks anyone you dont like is the same person
>>154863716>Didn't deny he's SamirKek
>Woah you hit your head pretty hard, anon. Glad you're awake. The playoffs are really good right now, The Rangers are playing the Habs in the Eastern Conference Final and the Kings and Hawks are in the west. >Copey, TRB? Ted? Sam? Samir? I have no idea who you're talking about bro but lets go watch some hockey and play some Battlefield 4
>>154863716Your stench is unmistakable, Samir.
>>154863748>NouThey aren't sending their best
>>154863761I wish I could go back in time even just a year
The only /goodguys/ remaining in the playoffs are the Canadiens and the Spurs (good Catholic guy, Luke Kornet). You are rooting for the /goodguys/, right anon?
>>154863797I'm rooting for Mitchell Marner to win it all and bring more shame to the Leafs fanbase
>>154863797>Canada>Good guysyou aren't funny
Torts and Carter Hart are /ourguys/ too
>>154863754how can i be someone who doesnt exist retard
>>154863826Meant to give you a (you): >>154863813
>>154863834Throw in American hero Jack Eichel for outplaying Canadian zero Nate MacKinnon
>>154863839Gary really went all out with the script this year. I can't believe he turned the Knights into the good guys
>>154861580>top 2 for points>top 3 for goals>third for save %Vegass finna gonna win it all
>>154863858If there was ever a doubt about Gary succeeding in a Sunbelt market, you don't know Gary. He will cuck Canada 3333 years if he has to to make it work
>>154863825>Lane HustonFrom near Chicago>Slavkovsky>Demidov
>>154863894Who signs their checks?
>>154863911met. gary
>>154864029Hi Gary! I love you!
>>154863716We don't advocate self harm here
>>154863813I'm rooting for Mitch Marner to lose it all and bring more shame to the Knights fanbase
>>154864146Ok, Laffsbro
>>154862767I just can't get over the fact that McKinnon's face and his nose are always going different directions. At least when a hockey player is missing teeth you don't see it unless they're a mouth breather.
If Alberta becomes independent does it mean that the oilers and flames cant start next season?
>Matthews finally wins something of note>Away from the laffs>Marner is on the cusp of making his first cup final and putting up a Conn Smythe level playoff performance>Away from the laffsOrganizational KWABOTY
>>154864199>If Alberta becomes independentNever happening
>>154864209the same was said for brexit
this is macklins winger next season btw
>>154863860damn that's a really nice house for a 14 year old. Does he live there alone?
>>154864106then stop wasting brain cells worrying about a boogeyman
>>154864261Wow, that's the best comeback you could come up with in 22 minutes, Samir?
>>154864231It's just me, my mommy and my daddy. He built this counter, you should come see it.
samir should rape trb to restore his honor
>Samir's all mine, anon.
>game is at 10pmfrig off, gare
>>154864287But if trb just raped samir?
My Habs might be cooked, but my Kitchener Rags are gonna go undefeated in the Memorial Cup :)
Is Nashville nice got accepted to vandy, it’s that or ucla
>>154864225mmm no don't think so
>>154864310Gary doesn’t care about us wagies
'ate Gaybeq'ate Ontario'ate Taranna'ate Ed-manass-tonLUV me FlamesLUV me trucksLUV me oilLUV me mountainsLUV me stampede LUV me freedom convoyLUV me F
>>154864315The habs are too much of a meme to call out yet
I'm sick of being ashamedI'm a PROUD Ontarian
>>154864276youre still doing it so you didnt bother taking it inti considerationmaybe you should have spent 22 minutes thinking about why you spend your brain power on samiralso im white
>>154864204This is all pre sundin Things are going to be better now
>>154864368Lol, seething
>>154864381umadthe insult of choice for someone who cant stop thinking about samir
>>154864328Where's viggo bork
>>154864311>raping someone from a wheelchair
>>154864386>No uWow wow, we're full of comebacks today, aren't we, Samir?
>>154864355Based
>>154864406the words no and you dont appear in the post you replied to and you are still claiming im samir even when correctedyou must be dumb
macklin+ivar is basically gonna be sakic/forsberg. genuinely shaking rn
>>154864424Samir, please. This is getting embarrassing. Just stfu and take the L.
>>154864328Taking a WIP young dman after getting gifted a 2OA would be retarded.
>>154864432>PLEASE BE SAMIR, MY BOOGEYMANit is embarrassing that you spend your time thinking about samir like this when replying to a white manwhy is that?
>>154864425you actually think they do not go defense? They already have a buttload of young wingers with upside. You think someone like Misa or Eklund would not also be able to style over Slovakian SuperLiiga D men on big ice?
>>154864225Bedard’s*
>>154864360If they get more than 20 shots tomorrow I'll believe in em
>>154864452>SAMIR, ARE YOU OK?>SO, SAMIR, ARE YOU OK?>ARE YOU OK, SAMIR?>SAMIR, ARE YOU OK?>SO, SAMIR, ARE YOU OK?>ARE YOU OK, SAMIR?
I hurt my back deadlifting and now I feel like dobes
>>154864475>still obsessed with his boogeymanyoure not ok, get help
Samir
This is why girls don't come to hoc anymore
>>154864366>ONTERRIBLE
>>154864355>LUV me oilThen why not the Oilers?
>>154864532Girls never came to /hoc/. They’re all on /a/
>>154864532i dont miss the tripfag era
>I am not the boogeyman>it is actually you who needs the helpkek do schizos not know that sane people recognize patterns like speech?
>>154864550>Girls>On /a/LolLmao even
>>154864554I miss Kippers' butthole
for me, It was that one Lightning fan years-back who posted photos of him jumping off of boats, bragging about making over $300k/year, and posting pics of his wifes phat ass
i think /hoc/ has matured over the years
>>154864569ok, but you're reading these posts and using confirmation bias to make decisions
I'm a girl! A Flames girl!
>>154864600and yet there are still people who do not understand there are no girls on the internet.
>>154864599for me it was the tampa tranny. for a while I had people calling them the tranpa gay LBGTning and that was fun
all the girls are on instagram liking my gym pics
>>154864619and I suck cock for bus fare and still walk home. Go Leafs!
>Canada vs. USA in the IIHF quartersIf >we lose this Samir's melty might reach biblical proportions
what's your favourite play-by-play guy catchphrase?>HOLY MACKINAW>'goalie' SAYS NO! / HEY HEY WHADDAYA SAY! / THAT'S 'team' HOCKEY, BABY>DID YOU SEE THAT?>GRRRRRRRREAT SAVE 'goalie'
>>154864642>GREAT SAVE CASEYJim Hughson on TSN used to be ELITE at this back in the day.
>how does "current event" impact samirimagine spending all your thought power worrying about how someone who doesnt exist is gonna handle a situation
You and your stench exist, Samir.
>>154864685>Samir us still fuckong seethingLmao. This nigga is buck broken
>indirect replyingOh yeah he bubblin'
>>154864715im white, you're welcome to prove otherwise
>>154864642for me, its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRSH_2-dj1M
>>154864721>I'm whiteSure, Samir, sure.
slopdown was cancelled
>>154864744the burden of proof is on youill wait
>>154864628Congrats bro! How much can you bench?
>>154864760Funny how you're demanding everyone to prove they're white, but exspect everyone to take your word that you're white.
>>154864756Retard
>>154864779you claimed im not white, so why should anyone take your word on thatjust a meager attempt of shift the burden off you
>>154864800Because you're not, Samir.
why is Barkov playing for the Fins and he did not play for Panthers?
nico hischier YOU are a chicago blackhawk
>>154864806they you go again making the bogus claim with zero evidencea bad faith poster has revealed himself
>>154864455imma keep it a buck wichu chief. without macklin, my sharks is a bottom 5 team. they need ivar. macklin needs ivar. and ivar needs macklin. it's the classic story of swedish boy and canadian boy in love.and you stand against it?
>>154864820I am not the one standing against having zero defense.
>>154864809The panthers wanted to tank
>>154864844they can trade eklund and picks for a d laterdepth wins cups not le meme superstar offensive d's
>>154862085Why do you guys not understand what POV means. It should be first person McDavid's perspective, retards. The correct way to make this meme would be an image of an italian woman handing you a plushie
>>154864862Eklund may be better than Ivar. Also do you think you would actually get anything other than a 3rd or 4th pair D guy with muh good in the room in any such trade?
Does Samir not understand xher posts are clear identifiers?
malkin re-signed
>>154864889>confirmation biasthis is how we KNOW samir is a boogeyman
>>154864532https://www.pwhlpa.com/salary-guide
>>154864909No, that's just proof you're here, still seething, Samir.
>>154864921another post in bad faith, by you
>this threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukznXQ3MgN0
>>154864901Damn I was hoping my Canucks would sign him for fun.
>>154864901Grim
#ImprisonAlberta
>>154864642For me its>HOLY JUMPIN!
>r/hockey is absoluting FUMIN' over the new basedter hart nontroversyHow does one franchise and man win this hard?
>>154865075agreed, if alberta succeeds im releasing the rats across the border
>im not that guy, that guys doesnt exist he already left the thread>but I am here to defend that guy's posts, WHO DOESNT EXIST BTW, and I'm going to keep trying to win his arguments even though I'm totally a different guy
>>154864866Its a meme. They fuck up pov on purpose to rage bait tards like you
>>154865121hey samir, you're brown and stinky
my geno signed :)
>9pm game
Oh yeah it's Avs elimination night tonight>puck drop at 9 p.mFuck you Gary.
why does gary fear the winnipeg jets so much?
>>154865142no u.
>>154865092kek what happened this time
>>154865179oh look at samir here defending his brownness
>>154864901>5 millionAre you fucking kidding me? Dubas is a retard
>>154865184He's raping the avalanche
This is the part of the seething cycle where Samir engages his VPN and starts replying to himself
>>154865215another post made in bad faith by you
>>154865215ive been busy with work and havent had time to shitpost about the dead things. you arent talking to samir.
>>154865184Hart gave a stick to a fan while wearing a "Free Alberta" shirt.
>>154865228they will cry samir to anyone who fits their boogeyman's descriptionits really bringing down the integrity of this general
>>154865229wtf is Free Albert?
>>154865092I want to see him win just for the seethe
*races back up the ice to setup a big play*
>>154864600I miss clip art animals
Zero shots for 24 minutes kek.
>>154865250Shannon really does look and is built like a goblin lmao
>>154865262Cope disappearing for periods at a time is part of the plan
thought he was going to sign with magnitogorsk tbdesu
>>154865250>tranny socksno wonder /hoc/s heated rivalry posters love him so much
>>154864640At least we made playoffs :)
>>154865276hey bitch we love Shannon here id heated rivalry his meat
>>154865268>>154865276*gets wide open*
>>154865250>>154865299/hoc/ put a team together and take on shannon and his boys
>>154865313We have no shortage of fat fucks who can play goalie that's for sure.
>>154864640How did USA even qualify I thought they were really shit?
we fucking lost, is it over ?
>>154865092lmao they'll never get it will they
>>154865313heh I don't think so, pal
>>154865339Redditors are all faggots
>>154865347mirin that UNIT shannon has in goal
>>154865347why is the flames fan in an abbotsford jersey
>>154865229BASED BASED BASED
>>154865356
>>154865339is there anything on r*ddit besides midwit elitism?
>>154865339Nope. As the other anon said, redditors are faggots (redundant info) but also genuinely fucking retarded. How the fuck do people let player's personal lives interfere with their enjoyment of the sport? Kwaaf (kw an absolute faggot)
>>154865464stephen uses xitter thougheverbeit
>>154865347Dear Lord, I'm like Bob Probert compared to these guys.
>>154865313Sounds like a plan! I’ll start practicing
>>154865229Free Alberta from what?
>>154865486Indians.
>>154865486from you faggot
>>154865464they are faggots that just repeat whatever it takes to fit into the groupthink
just heemed every non Albertan in this thread
The ASSves gonna get eliminated tonight or do they survive this game?
>>154865262They deserved to lose. It’s a miracle they made it this far
what a perfect (((coincidence))) that the avs and cavs got swept in 4 and now the remaining nba and nhl conference final games alternate in prime time. nothing to see here goym.
>>154865542I don't think I've ever seen a team get so far in the post season while being dramatically outshot in every game.
>154865563Nice try retard and dilate harder. The Aves suck and they've been fraudulent for years now. Besides Vegas winning was definitely not in Gary's script
>>154865539They’re getting eliminated. Game 3 mentally destroyed them
>>154865570damn blud wasnt even alive when giguere was at his peak
FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT
>>154865591intern seethe. the best type of seethe. lmao.
>>154865326vibes are down but it's still only 2-1, next game is crucial
>>154865599Pecker wood? Sounds sexual
>giving a shit about the opinions of redditd*scord user vibes
naaaah nah nahladies and gentlemen here they are, The New York Rangers
why are we browsing plebbit with some faggot right now?
>>154865599>>154865339lmao clearly hockey is not for everyone
>>154865649>>154865662For >laffs why else?
>>154865599Hockey is for chuds not troons
You better let my Alberta niggas be free or else......
>>154865662When I actually want to discuss hockey i go to reddit. This thread is useless.
hi useless I'm dad
>>154865680>>154865711found the retards who gives a shit about the opinions of redditfucking redditors in my /hoc/go back
>>154865696MAKE RED DEER GREAT AGAIN
>>154865724This aint your /hoc/ kid. Your still the nufag senaturds fan from /v/.
>>154865662i was only going to post those two screenshots and had closed the tab but i'll open it back up and find a few more for you, gimme a min.
can I move to alberta right now before they separate?
Is Aberdeen Washington state really that bad? Maybe they should get a nhl team. Kurt was from there
>>154865753no its illegal to ever move
>>154865762and daniel bryan
I have a question for the leafsdo you view anybody rallying around the last canadian team in the ploffs, solely because "gotta support my fellow canadians :)" after shittalking that team all season, as a cuck?
>>154865751its been three minutes now, faggot.
>>154865786I dont think like that because im not brain damaged
>>154865724>who gives a shit about the opinions of redditActual retard. No one here cares about their opinions, try not being less of an obvious newtranny anon
>>154865791>I dont think maybe the first truthful thing samir has ever said
>>154865792posting their opinions is caring about them
>>154865741>nufag senaturds fan from /v/QRD?
>>154865653>rags
>>154865762Ummmm but your Kraken bro? Wtf
>>154865792your entire morning was focused on their opinions and caring what they think.
>>154865807He's he, he's queer, get used to it
Carter hart is a moron like most hockey players who is surprised these are guys that fail boating tests and droo out of high school
>>154865786Absolutely. Can you imagine telling a Flames fan they had to cheer for the Oilers the previous two years? That's a one-way ticket to Heemtown.
>>154865805>>154865818I'm not posting them though. Are you actually schizoing out rn lmao
>>154865814Aberdeen is a better city than Seattle and Kurt is from there the most popular musician of the 90s
>>154865788you better watch it, chud.
>>154865834someone is, therefore someone cares
>>154865866Kek>>154865857The 90s was like 70 years ago, who tf is that
>>154862865based
>>154865866Kek you just know those retards would stare at the ground the moment you made eye contact with them
some someone on twitter say her name is emily manka but not sure how true that is
>>154865897That one guy would probably build a guillotine and then the mob would put him in it first
>>154865866LMAO the delulu is too real
So Hoc is unironically supporting facism now?
>>154865926>hey guys look at this cool guillotine i made>no no i made it for them not us>no wait a second >*slice*
>>154865907I don't think E.M. are the girls real initials.
>>154865939Isn't a separatist movement the opposite of fascism?
>>154865907they likely used random letters not even related to her real name.
>>154865753Yes and you have infinite time to do so
>waaaaah you can't laugh at faggitorswhen did hoc become so softpussy
>>154866035Redditors invaded and they hate being reminded how gay they are.
Who cares. Guy can’t have a political view??Or is it that he CAN have a political view, as long as it’s your view?People have become soft as shit. Grow a pair and move on stop
>>154866035>softpussyWe call em mackinnons now
>/hoc/ actually thought the Habs had a chance of winning the SCFNGMIt. Habs fan
If you easterners didn’t vote liberal in 4 times in a row to fuck over Alberta this movement never would have gained a following. I’m not a separatist but I get why it’s now a thing sorry maybe your actions have cosquences and we albertans are tired of you bossing us around.
For real fuck the maritimes
Every problem in Canada develops from Quebec being welfare queens that extort everyone, how can you be a part of a country when you have never signed the constitution and have a different language and national anthem
>>154866035go back
>>154866077CHECKED
heated rivalry and plebbit faggots literally post here while ramming each other in the ass and then when somebody calls them a faggot they start having a meltie.
Torts deserves the cup
>carter hart and cale makar beat Canada in the 2028 Olympics winning gold for the republic of Alberta Make it happen!
>>154866048kwabs this is true. ive noticed way less hartrapeposting so I guess they really were here
>>154866115but who will take faceoffs?
>>154866084It's literally just Montreal and Toronto fucking the entire country over
>>154866115This but its the bronze medal game. USA beats Finland for the gold
>>154866130It's actually the maritimes too and also BC, the territories and the majority of manitoba and saskatchewan and also every major city in alberta
>>154866151Then why does 87 percent of alberta want to leave?
>>154866160because they are retarded
>>154866109Based post. Torts, Hart, and Knighties ... the holy trinity of seethe
>>154866130>>154866151HURRR DUURRRR I DON'T LIKE THE WAY OTHER PEOPLE VOTE SO I AM GOING TO GET MAD AND SCREECH ENDLESSLY So if Piere Pepper won would there be any of this shit? LMFAO! Stay mad!
>>154866160>87%Not even going to engage with this stupidity.
>>154866160thats trump propaganda. people in alberta love canada and want to stay
>>154866173Pierre is Canadian trump we would be a better country with him
>>154866173Fuck off /v/tard nufag
>>154866174no wonder the Oilers and Flames suck so much
>>154866186Jlmi tbqh
>>154866180how would we be better off?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWVPV1o608wITS UP
It’s time for independence
Think flames fans should make their own independent /hoc/ and fuck off
>>154866216FREE CANADA FROM CANADA SO WE CAN WIN AT HOCKEY AGAIN
>>154866224there really does need to be a mitch containment thread.
i can fix canada
Canada is losing to Czechnya
>>154866224Flames chads already run /hoc/
>>154866237you are the reason our country is fucked mr eisenhower
Alberta separates and the Flames win the Cup, thus keeping 1993 alive.
Mitch is from Sherwood parkCarter hart is from Sherwood park
>>154866263arent they both born in 1998?
>>154866237Canada is a post nation economic zone with salary’s less then Mississippi. Everyone is house poor and they brought in 5 million Indians the last 10 years
>>154866237Will you provide Crosby with a wife?
>>154862261Okay that settles it. I'm cheering for the Golden Knights all the way through.
>>154866278oh look another jew bragging about debt based financing lol
>>154866278>thenthe stench
Cuck?
>>154866278they brought in more than that
>>154866279crosby is a good looking guy with a ton of money. if he wanted a wife he would have one by now. i think we all know why he doesnt lol.
>>154866279Mackinnon is Crosby's wife, chud
>>154866293Americans have higher disposable incomes and cheaper housing. Jiberjaber on
what is the feeling about the inevitable Vegas vs. Canes Stanley Cup?
>>154866333>>154866333>>154866333New
>>154866313he is focused on his career
>>154862828Based Bettkike
>>154863761That 2014 WCF may have been the GOAT playoff series of all time that wasn't the actual SCF.Only 2011, 2019, and 2024 SCF beat the 2014 WCF in terms of epicness
>>154864573
