Canes win Edition Last time >>154857567
canadiens are 0-2 in their last 2 ecf games :)
>>154858518Doesn't matter Vegas was chosen already. They're fighting for scraps.
>>154858518vegas vs canes will kill the league nobody wants to watch that shit
*Inhales*
Huomenta but the opposite
>>154858539interesting
>>154858539>Not shown: Habs getting their 3rd period goal taken away
Randy figured out now to win ECF games, watch out!
fuck canada tbqhwyf
Nick Suzuki exists. That is all.
>>154858580But why? We're friendly.
>>154858554>4 feet wide of the net>shot on goal
>>154858554He missed the net by like 3 feet on that shot from point blank
>>154858580and you wonder why you arent making 6 friends per year
>>154858518Hutson is a real gamechanger
The Rangers are two wins away from taking home the cup
Bud was right about dobson
lol
>>154858586Cole Caufield also exists.
>habs lose>/hoc/ gets split into Canadian and American versions of the thread
>>154858595im not a streamcel so i dont have a source to make a webm but when they showed the replay he literally shot it straight at him in the center of the net the type of shot that makes you angry for not at least trying to aim for the corners.
why didn't tampa or buffalo just simply destroy lane hutson's body?
>>154858616Just wait until the Canes and Knights Cup
gary will not allow a canadian team to win the cup until alberta separate from canada
>>154858623KWAB
>>154858631That's when the Flames dynasty begins
>>154858602
feeling cute
>>154858621>welcome to the men's league boy
did anyone actually think the habs have a chance? Their goalie and defence are shit
>>154858621
>>154858621why doesn't he simply hold his stick out so they spear themselves?
>>154858623Will he even show up for his Hart trophy? kek
>>154858631Makes sense.
>>154858621I can't believe it took until the conference finals for a team to realize the best way to counter a ma let is to smother him
>>154858621Hutson should've been called for tripping there, not a hockey play to lash out like that
Canefederates WW@?
>>154858653What a midget.Hutson deserved it for that turn over.
>>154858631Their team is full of manlets and theyre lead by some hapagook faggot, C should have went to Gallagher.
I lost all respect for the hurricanes when they voted out Tomas massie
>>154858651Dobes is the only reason they even made it past Tampa though. They bleed quality scoring chances out the ass and they disappear for periods at a time offensively yet always find a way to score a clutch goal at the opportune time. If Freddy wasn't so fucking shit neither this game or game 2 would have gone to overtime.
>13 shots on goalHave the Habs considered putting pucks on net?
>>154858655They should just give it to the next guy. mackbitch is a ENGbabby.
>>154858668Eating Tendies
>>154858677Wrong state
Is this the thread?
>>154858674>C should have went to Gallagher.
>>154858655they don't have an award ceremony anymore. They find ways to surprise the winner.https://youtu.be/FJXzpcosi4U?si=9gd-vdojWMOyQNmF
>>154858677Wrong state nigga, Hurricunts are in NC, Massie is in TN which is where pRedditors play.
>>154858651its actually really sad how they are having so much trouble with the habs. barely been able to dictate this series much at all. you can tell they are really playing on pins and needles to just get this over the finishing line. they dont look comfortable playing from behind. they dont really have much chance against the knights or even the avs if they make some sort of miracle comeback playing like this. randies and avs sort of have the exact same problem, top line is cold and invisible.
Did /hoc/ send in their janny applications
>>154858709>>154858697Huh shows what I know *shrugs shoulders and does a devilish smirk*
>>154858668I getting a full rack from the smoke pit next game
1993 bros...I'm feeling pretty good after tonight...
>>154858706
>>154858668'bout to start playing Pokémon now that the game is over
ARE WE GONNA GET MORE HECKIN SUNBELT TEAM IN THE FINALS HOLY FUCK I LOVE PLAYOFFS.
>>154858711Anderson had a .950 save % through the first 2 rounds and is below 900 in round 3. The canes always fall apart in the 4rd round, they just so happen to be facing an absolute joke of a team who only made the playoffs based on 3 on 3 OT.
>we're not up 2-1... because of meis he ready for the spotlight?
>>154858729Canada would still need to win like 8 or 9 cups in a row even if they won this year in order to be proportionate in Cup wins in the cap era versus American teams.
>>154858729you're the equivalent of the libtard who wants to own the chuds. You don't care that society falls apart, just as long as the other side is not happy.
>>154858711you would think a team that is outshooting their opponents 4-1 every game would have some emphatic victories by now but instead all their wins are overtime 1 goal nail biters.
>>154858756Moar zoom
Habs winning game 1 and then losing 4 straight was the most predictable outcome possible.
>>154858774but they only lost 2 straight?
>>154858677Wrong state, but the raped slaves responsible are the odious CDS miggers you're well acquainted with ITT. South Carolina next door also LOVES their Lindsay "ok our floods are bad, but think about Israel!" Graham
>>154858705He has the most seniority, isn't a hapa twink faggot, and is actually french.Even mark stone whos a balding faggot has won a Stan Lee, being a baldfag doesnt disqualify to lead per se.
>>154858764Nothing you say will make 1993 less true or less funny
>>154858539I just don't understand why people are making such a big deal about this, Canadiens had plenty of scoring opportunities, not all shots are equal. I feel like if the breakaway chance went to any forward other than Suzuki they would have won the game
>>154858749the Canes desperation is palpable through the screen. they know any Fred's a beer leaguer and if they don't have the puck the entire game they'll lose by 10
Nick Suzuki is the most overrated player in the league
MacKWAB status UNKNOWN
>>154858774shades of the 2018 Winnipeg / Vegas WCF>>154858784>but they only lost 2 straight?anon...
>>154855786The Canes got it done
>>154858651>Carolina barely wins two OT games>Hurr Durr this shit was already over Habs are a jokeYou guys just hate the Habs and it's obvious. I don't give a fuck about either of these teams and they're way more closely matched than you fags want to admit.
>>154858764Only Laffs are acceptable to break '93 just because of all the butthurt the rest of Can'tada will have.
Dobson check3 of Montreal’s 13sog were by this bozo
>>154858804nah its still sebastian aho. 1 point and -1 in 3 games against this joke of a team. lmao
it’s his turn
mildcuck just bouncing on randy cock
>>154858817Well observed!
>>154858820Okay and? Leafs have mckenna now combined with Matthews and nylander were due to overlap their shit team.
>>154858518CANESIES BROS WE'RE 2 GAMES AWAY FROM THE STAN LEE FINALS
The habs are basically the Flames of the eastern conference
>>154858834oh you're just shitposting carry on
>>154858820
>>154858844Does that make the Canucks the laffs of the west?
>>154858820Habs are unlikable
reminder randies would have lost to tampa in the first round
>>154858844Flames haven’t made the western finals since 2004.
Raleigh, North Carolina and Las Vegas, Nevada. The two capitals of hockey.
By the time the flames rebuild is over 5 years minimum Dustin wolf will be 30 it’s over
>>154858823The other guys on his team should try shooting the puck as well. Honda Suzuki tried a triple salchow in front of Fred.
Cazzie here. Do Canadians get nationalistic about Canadian NHL teams, or do they just care about their city?
underchads gary bailed us out bigly tonight
>>154858873HOCKEY WAS BORN AND MASTERED IN THE AMERICAN SOUTH
Carolina actually didn't generate anything at all other than the OT goal which itself only happened because of a give away>Fourth liner Dach fell asleep and left a guy wide open in front of net>puck luck rebound laid up right in front of Taylor Hallthis series could easily be 2-1 or 3-0 Habs, the margins between these teams are razor thin
Saars why does kalshi think vegas is going to lose tomorrow
>>154858886Some do, some don't. Just like with burgers.
>>154858820I do actually hate any Canadian team not named the OilersFuck these Habsrefs they should have lost to Buffalel that was a good goal that should have never been waived off
Habs are quite frankly an embarrassment. 12 shots, 15 icings. I couldn’t imagine proudly watching them for the rest of the postseason after that. I would be humiliated to call myself a fan.
>>154858910>more icings than sogHilarious
>>154858890the habs gassing 2 minutes into overtime and icing the puck every time they touched it says otherwisethe games are close because the canes goalie is set to rookie difficulty
>>154858886you should see some of the>THEY'RE AMERICAN RESIDENTSposts in here sometimes
>>154858886Review threads and news/xitter duirng the blue jays run last fall
>>154858886>Do Canadians get nationalistic about Canadian NHL teams, or do they just care about their city?Nah that's reserved for brainwashed amerigolems
>>154858880Goalies develop much later than other players. Just look how well Bobrovsky has looked in his later years. Flames rebuild will be fine.
>>154858907Only Fagnadian team worse than frogs is goddamn soilers in both fanbase and players.
>>154858935Lies >>154858934
>>154858934>nhl teams>blue jays
Islanders ahl team relocated to Canada
>>154858934Blue Jays are different. Canada only has one baseball team.
>>154858961Most of BC cheers for the Mariners.
>>154858888>>154858886These posts reminded me of when Tampa Bay fans started chanting USA when Hagel scored. Absolute eunuch shit
>>154858740Did the team put those there to block those HUGE FUCKING TITS from distracting the players?
>>154858961when i grew up in bc it was easier to watch the mariners, cubs, or even atlanta braves than the blue jays.
>>154858886Canadian teams hate each other the most. This general has some /pol/fags that flew in from the sewers of the internet to shitpost, and the trannyjannies let it slide only in this general for some reason
>>154858888softpusys are major sunbelt btw
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpsAXP38M1s
>>154858993
the shots on goal thing is overblown imo. the Habs get the puck into dangerous areas all game and REFUSE TO SHOOT, it's just like my team it has to be so frustrating for Habs fans
>>154858984why do you think they'd do a good job? they don't get compensated and then they get all their shit doxed. thanks rapeape
>3-17wtf
>Knights vs CanesThe fuck stupid ass finals is this?
>>154858993I wish the laffs would trade Nylander so he could blossom just like Marner is get him away from that toxic travelling circus of a team
>>154858823This guy makes October Bouchard look good
I just took a Conn Smythe. Get it? Lol Laffs we're laughing AT you, not with you
>>154858741based which one bro
Can we finally admit that not having the Panthers in these playoffs has made the whole thing feel soulless?
>>154859047without the soilers or laffs to hate watch the playoffs are basically soulless, the habs dont really fill the void.
>>154858764This but the exact opposite.
>>154859057You're all the same third world turd to us
>>154859063/hoc/ barely even gets through 2 threads some game nights now these playoffs are so soulless.
>>154858890Freddie turned into a pumpkin and the Canes can't score yet they still took the series lead.
>>154859068Maybe because the flames arent playing Hoc has been died since their rebuild started
>>154859068I'm doing my part
>>154859076>pumpkin
>Habs have a combined 25 SOG in the last two gamesHoly grim. I was told the Atlantic was a good division though?
>You're all the same third world turd to us
>>154859103
>>154859107
How does a team that gets outshot 64-25 through two games in the playoffs get this farOh wait, I neglected to consider OUR reffies, apologies
>>154859103Where's goblino's sombrero?
>>154859114
>>154859063Canada has a higher life expectancy lol. 57% btw
>>154859123
>>154859121
>>154859123>>154859132Watch out, the mildcuck baits with off-topic posts, then reports anyone replying. Look, he's already playing the victim >>154859130
>>154859142Meanwhile the wild got humiliated by the avs lol
>>154859142damn what a bizarre faggot
>mildcuck is still seething about losing to the AvsWhy is he like this?
>>154859169This was legitimately the only year the Wild could contend for the next decade before Kaprizovs contract kicks in and they got stomped by the Avs.
>>154859182KWAB
>haven't posted on /hoc/ in 3 hours>canacuck has been seething about me the entire timekek. Mind. Broken.
>back to back OTLno 3on3 in ploffs habies
>Dobes is insane>Andersen is a sieve>refs on your side>still loseYeah I think it's over for the Habs.
>>154859196Yeah, sure bro.
>y-y-yeah sure brokek
>>154859196>haven't posted on /hoc/ in 3 hoursConvinced nobody award
>rags
>>1548592070 cups
>>154859196I don't believe you, you're fucked up man
>>154859196>haven't posted on /hoc/ in 3 hours>magically shows up as soon as he's mentionedUh huh.
haha. /hoc/ is BOILIN' tonight.
>GUYS, I TOTALLY HAVEN'T POSTED IN 3 HOURS! YOU'RE ALL JUST BUTT HURT ABOUT MY......UM...... YOU'RE JUST BUTT HURT!KWAB
>>154858820Carolina “barely wins” against everyone. Even against Ottawa and Philly almost every game was a one-goal game or in OT, despite carrying the play. That’s just how they play.
>>154858888>only one of these teams have no millykek.. KEK
>>154859196>haven't posted on /hoc/ in 3 hours
>>154859202Other than the too many men no call, which was obviously a gift, was there actually anything else that benefited them? I feel like I'm watching different games than you people.
canes should trade andersen, anyone over the age of 30 has entered brain decay and reaction delay which is the most important trait for a goalie
BOIL-O-LIN'
>>154859238the call that led to the habs pp goal was just the boy not holding onto his stick. the chatfield interference was a light call, something that gets called in the regular season but when it isn't leading to a scoring chance doesn't get called in the playoffs
>>154859242>tfw 32Kinda crazy to think humans are supposed to live until like 27 as proven by hormone and cognitive output decline after your late 20s and it's all just downhill from here.
>comedy central division
>>154859233Carolina had a +8 GD in their 4 game sweep of Philly and a +6 GD in their sweep of Ottawa. What the fuck are you talking about man
>>154859252You're just a seething habs hater, I don't know why I'm entertaining your delusions. Goodbye
>>154859044a bunch of themI'm catching 6IV guys in Gens 4 and 5, and then transferring them up and training them
>>154859255Without empty nets every game in the Ottawa series was a one goal game other than Game 1 which was 2. Against Philly it required 2 overtime’s. They vastly dominated both teams despite games being close for the most part. That’s just how they win and it’s extremely frustrating playing them because of that. Tonight went to OT and they had almost 4x as many shots and expected goals.
>>154859202We deserve to lose every game that Xhekaj isn't suited up. Canes will smother our 5'4 bussies every shift that the sheriff isn't on the ice.
>>154859255Canefederate here, Ottawa was a better team than Montreal they just have the same Canfederate disease where they cant SCAAAR and Montreal has the oppositePhilly just sucked ass though, total joke team
>>154858651they did it in the bubble
>>154859277>le confederatekwabotc of the 1800s
>>154859259even the biased canadian feed called it a "freebie" for the habs :)
>>154858651>Their goalie >is shit Of all the valid criticisms of the habs, you chose the most braindead thing to single out possible.
>>154859279Drop the VPN, anon. And get help.
>>154858756He should've been tallerAnd 160 pounds is straight up manlet, he's closer to being a jockey than a dman
>>154858539real janny hours
>>154859114Deprecated
>>154859283>he doesn't know about the Canefederacy
>>154859339Pretty mediocre mountains to be honest.
The confederates lasted 4 years as a country of course the dumbasses in the south that chant USA during hockey games worship a failed slave state.
Hutson selflessly putting all the blame on himself to take the heat off of Slaf, Caufield, and Suzuki for being unable to score off the PP and not understanding how to shoot a puck.
lmao Montreal you got to shoot the puck
just saw a video of carter hart wishing some kids a good luck before their championship game and he was wearing a "free alberta" shirt
Mike Matheson - Noah DobsonJayden Struble - Lane HutsonKaiden Guhle - Alexandre CarrierI don't like the make up of the habs d corps... not necessarily bad players but not a good mix.
>>154859366Lol i thought you were joking
>>1548593411. some of the oldest mountains on Earth2. they're pretty3. they're comfy and quiet4. no Yankees or browns or other shit to ruin them
>>154859366>>154859380I'd hate the federal government too if they put me through what they did to him over a false allegation.
>>154859373What would you spend $9.5M aav on if you didn’t have the .091 ppg Dobson?
>>154859380that kid looks older than him
>>154859392it's a weird time in the league where there's more money to go around than good players to spend it on, the canes I think had like 10m in cap space going into the trade deadline looking to add but there were just no good players available
>>154859380>>154859389twitter, unsurprisingly, is mad
>>154859380He just keeps getting more and more based.
>>154859404why am i supposed to care again?
Carter hart speed running getting canceled for everything. Soon he’ll be on Theo fluery level
>>154859380if this image isnt enough to make you take out a loan to bet on the knights winning the stan lee you have to go back to plebbit right now.
>>154859416>canceledjust like slopdown
Noah Dobson is a terrorist
>>154859432Habs got fleeced.
2017 2026
>>154859436Crazy stuff, might be the downfall of their rebuild.
>>154859414>w-why am i s-supptrump won
>>154859380I had mentioned the other day that I had missed the practice and Carter hart was taking pictures with people.
>>154859441ok now tell me something i dont know
Makes sense carter hart is a mouthdrooling moron hes from Sherwood park home of Mitch.
do you think bill is cheering for the canes?
>>154859451Shoutout Kiefer Sherwood.
>>154859452wonder if he prefers the sportsnet or espn stream
>>154859436
>>154859451Same as this Canadian masterpiece?
>>154859451Just think, Mitch and Shart could have been friends or made eye contact, it's almost like /hoc/ has a direct connection to the Fartster himself
>>154859451>sherwood park is designated as a hamlet>has a population over 76kcan you explain this to me
>caring about "people" on Xitter
>>154859474are you really so retarded you dont know what suburbs are?
>>154859476wonder what game that witch is playan
E.M. was of the tribe? why didn't gary report this sooner?
the habs SUCK
>>154859479In Europe they don’t have suburbs they have walkable cities
>>154859497because they can't afford cars
excited for the hatewatch tomorrow
can we talk about 2026-27 goalies?
>>154859530Dustin wolf
>>154859493Yeah but you don't have to be so MEAN about it
>>154859530I hope Demko stays healthy. But I know he wont.
>>154859530
>>154859142Faggot not everybody who hates your shit teams is the same person. Team Canada hockey and all 7 of your JV NHL teams deserve all the misery that you endure and you should endure it for another 33 years you sanctimonious rat bastards
>>154859552>JVfor me it's JVOEL
real retard hours
>>154859578We call them Real Pacific Hours here.
knights
in
The Stan Lee
>>154859578The Carney curse strikes again
>>154859578>>154859624That was Carney? LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>154859578mogged by trudeau in claps/60
>>154859636god damn not the thing I want to admit but its true
>>154859552>t. canadian derangement syndromemaybe you should try to stop letting us live rent free in your head eh?
>>154859643>m-Maybe y_y_you should t-ttry to st-st-stop letting u-us live r-rent f-f-f-free in your head, e-e-e-e-eh
and he did not, in fact, stop letting us live rent free in his head. oh well lol
is vegas winning tomorrow or what
>>154859552I'm not reading all that you seething pussy
I'm nearing a sense of peace when it comes to this Avs season. Next year we will have brand new division champion banner along with the presidents trophy banner. Those really are special accomplishments. The team was unstoppable for months on end. It truly was special to see. We made it farther than 28 other teams .. making the west final is nothing to be ashamed of. In the end we got out played by a team that has owned us for years. It happens. It doesn't erase the team or what they accomplished. I'm looking forward to next season where I truly believe avs will be just as good as before - I think it's ridiculous to say the window has closed. Avs will be right there. Yea. This hurts. This will take a lot of time to fully recover from. But when you do I hope you can see that there was a lot of good to reflect on this year. And next year will be even better as we play in the winter classic - I'm excited for what's planned in the coming year !Stay strong Avs Faithful
>>154859659Gary rarely gives away a sweep in the WCF.
>>154859659probs, marner is unstoppable currently, and shart has been gr8
>>154859653>>154859660
>>154859659If Natedog is out tomorrow, it's for sure over.But for certain tomorrow is going to be kino.
>>154859660I can translate it into Punjabi to make you feel more at home
>>154859667>Eichal outplayed MacKinnon againMacKinnon is a microcosm of Canada getting dominated by Americans and cementing KWABOTY 2026
>>154859665kwabkeep seething bitch boy
>>154859674It wasn't like this when Crosby was in charge.
>>154859653I'm glad we matter to him so much that he has 4.7TBs of images related to Canada on standby ready to (you) every single leaf.
>teams with obvious goaltending work needed, *goalies that have a good chance at being movedAnaheim Ducks - Dostal/?Boston Bruins - Swayman/Korpisalo>Buffalo Sabres - UPL/Lyon/Levi*Calgary Flames - Wolf/CooleyCarolina Hurricanes - ?(Andersen)/Bussi/Kochetkov*Chicago Blackhawks - Knight/SoderblomColorado Avalanche - Wedgewood/Blackwood>Columbus Blue Jackets - Greaves/MerzlikinsDallas Stars - Oettinger/DesmithDetroit Red Wings - Gibson/?/Cossa>Edmonton Oilers - Jarry/?>Florida Panthers - ?/?Los Angeles Kings - Kuemper/ForsbergMinnesota Wild - Gustavsson/WallstedtMontréal Canadiens - Dobes/Fowler/Motembault*Nashville Predators - Saros/AnnunenNew Jersey Devils - Markstrom/AllenNew York Islanders - Sorokin/?New York Rangers - Shesterkin/?Ottawa Senators - Ullmark/?Philadelphia Flyers - Vladar/ErssonPittsburgh Penguins - Silovs/?/MurashovSan Jose Sharks - Askarov/NedSeattle Kraken - Daccord/GrubauerSt. Louis Blues - Binnington*/HoferTampa Bay Lightning - Vasilevskiy/JohanssonToronto Maple Leafs - Stolarz/Woll/HildebyUtah Mammoth - Vejmelka/?Vancouver Canucks - Demko/LankinenVegas Golden Knights - Hart/HillWashington Capitals - Thompson/Lindgren/Stevenson*Winnipeg Jets - Hellebuyck*/?UFA - some boomer tendies: Bobrovsky/Andersen/Quick otherwise grim
>>154859677But he was in charge this past lol
>his argument is the tournament that losers that aren't in the stanley cup playoffs participate in
>>154859675>still lost3 years 9 months more of reminding you daily that you're our bitch
>>154859678it's a genuine derangement syndrome, the guy absolutely cannot help himself but to shit himself in anger. must be some weird combination of autism and an inferiority complex
>does nothing>wins
This was when a smart person would have bet against Colorado winning the Stan Lee. Ain't no way you recover from that mentally
>>154859669Thanks for the offer, Kash, but I don't live in Texas.
>>154859689>no uto be expected from the mildcuck kwab
>>154859683He wasn't when it really mattered. McDavid took the C and they lost.
>>154859692>>154859678>>154859675>still lost
>>154859685if you're referring to me, i posted the total medal count for the olympic games. we also beat you in the mens world cup count too (and you're not even in the top 3)
>>154859700>Texas>CanadaThat was pretty weak mate, just like a Can'tnadian 5 v 3
>>154859679knights legend jonathan quick has retired
>mcdavid>some individual awards>no cups>no gold medalsAt this point, he won't sniff the HHOF.
Wow...
>>154859708This is what happens when USA just rips out your entire national identity and shits all over your ego
>>154859692I like how he's claiming to be someone else as well despite having the same post style, same images with the same filenames, and mass replying to everyone. He even got caught using a VPN in an earlier post I replied to >>154859297 that he deleted. There's a lot of yahoos out there, man.
>>154859679Demko? What part of his glass ass body is going to stop anything?
>>154859695they got mcdavid interviewing berube at newark airport LMAOyour oilers are not making the 'offs next season
>>154859726You fucking retard I am not the Wild fan. You are a schizo of epic proportions and I feel sorry your parents raised such a low IQ individual who lets random internet trolls fuck with you this much
>>154859721>At this point, he won't sniff the HHOF.McDavid will join a similar tier of players in the HHOF like Manon Rheaume or Willie O'Ree in that they weren't good but had interesting careers that contributed to the game.
>>154859735do you think they're talking about marner's playoff performance?
>>154859725This, it's honestly funny watching Canadians crumble after we dominated them in hockey for the first time in 40 years. It's our sport now. I literally cannot read a post from a Canadian without breaking out into tears of laughter because of how utterly devastated they are. They're seething and buckbroken meanwhile my cock is full of blood and twitching because of how buck broken Canada is
>>154859711Pretending Dallas, Silicon Valley, etc... haven't become Toronto tier won't make the problem go away anon. There's a reason we call them the Dallas SAARS
>>154859743Just look at the two retards in this thread trying to hold onto past glory. They truly are mentally broken and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving people
>>154859726yeah, he's a very, very pathetic person. has 1 country, 1 hockey team, and 1 player on that team constantly on his mind to the point of being unable to function. must make his job at wendys tough to get through when he can't focus on flipping the burgers
>>154858832thanks! i like to pretend im smart
>>154859738>another enraged paragraphThere's no reason to be this upset, you absolutely butt blasted sperg
>>154859744>he thinks we care what he thinks
why do mutts assume every canadian is a jeet? By that logic wouldn't ever Canadian consider every US flag here to be a mexican? Because on the whole Canada is much, much whiter than the United States. Look it up if you don't believe me. I don't get why it matters to begin with but let's at least play in reality
>>154859756>>154859751waaaa waaaa waaaa
>>154859740McDavid has always been a Marner truther since day one.
>>154859715i forgot about that>>154859728i dont watch the nucks... what will they do for goalies?
>>154859764>goalies?pray that skankinen can elevate himself to the next level
Statistically when you reply to a Canadian here there's a greater chance that you're replying to a white Canadian than there is you're replying to a white american when you reply to a US flag here. Again I don't know why that matters but lets at least deal in facts
>>154859739>builderforgot about that wing
>>154859763mcdavid to the knights confirmed
>>154859759I think this guy is a literal sperg based on how exceptionally skilled he is at getting himself worked up and pissed off. He'll drop a bait post, some leaf will reply, and his following response is always bitter and venomous, dropping the "haha I'm just trolling" pretense. He's the special needs kid in highschool who'd run up to fuck with you, then when you'd wave him away, would crank the sperg rage
>>154859763bro has aged 20 years in 10
>>154859789
it's been in the works for years
>>154859800Connor get out of the road there's cars there!!
>they couldn't sweepKek what a kwab
>>154859764>i dont watch the nucks... what will they do for goalies?Demko is assumed to be dead but it doesn't matter since the expectations are for the team to suck again next season. Lankinen is a slightly okay starting goalie as long as he plays under 50 games, while Nikita Tolopilo is too good for the AHL but can't get consistent in the NHL. Although it doesn't help that the team he plays for isn't too good. Thankfully Alexei Medvedev seems to be the goalie of the future, whose playing for the London Knights right now.
Are leafs getting uppity again? Do I need to remind them?
poo peeland
this is a pretty weird thread to live in if you can't exist for five seconds without having a fanfic tantrum about canada
is adam fox still getting traded or is that winter talking point stale?
>habs just dump into the neutral zone >it comes right back in >spend 80% of the game in your own zone for every period + OT>repeat ad infinitum Do you think St. Louis will try to switch up the retarded and predictable one-man dump and chase, or third time's a charm against a team that hard-counters this exact strategy?
man I saw my habbies scores 3 buts against these frauds but Wes always gotta be the stick in the mud
>>154859844Social media tardos are calling Dobson’s OT period the worst period of hockey ever. Care to comment?
aho needs teuvo...
>>154859834all the more evidence he is deranged and unhinged about canadian hockey to the point he can't contain himself.
>>154859864Aho sucks
>>154859857lol whatever helps you sleep at night
I won't be able to handle another Sun-belt finals bros. Please Gary, it's been 30 years.
Not sure what is more satisfying, Canada getting knocked out now or losing another finals
>>154859898small dick /cric/big cock /hoc/
>>154859898knights will booty blast either of those teams
>>154859764make sure every game gets to a shootout so lankinen can shine
>>154859863Everyone looked shit on defense from being completely fried due to losing 80% of neutral zone battles the entire night. Lots of tards that never played or don't know much are downplaying that it's on your forwards to clear your zone, or your defense gets punished by getting kwabed on the forecheck 24/7. It was a shit night for Dobson, but everyone was absolutely gassed in the 3rd and especially OT. That's why you saw about 20 icing calls from Ghule when they kept dumping it out in desperation, and of course the sloppy Hutson turnover that lost the game. If you can't sustain any offensive zone pressure, you're going to absolutely cook your defense. St. Louis running 3 lines in OT with the canes cycling a healthy 4 was the icing on the cake. Not sure what that retard was thinking when everyone was already on dead legs.
>>154859903Golden Torts and Carter the Pure cannot be stopped - and won't be, especially with an unshackled and unleashed Mitchell Daniel Marner
>>154859919Fourth line had 8-10min of ice time in a 74 minute game.
>>154859930>tfw you remember the golden knights are based tacky as fuck and that their future statues WILL be golden>golden torts WILL exist one day if they win
>>154859863there were a couple weird plays from guhle hutson and struble where it looked like their controlled disconnected for a moment but dobson is the /hoc/ meme player so he gets most of the focus from the tards here.
>>154859948Dobson is a $9.5M offensive defenseman with 1 point in 11 games. You don’t think the criticism is fair?
>>154859946I pray to Gary everyday for it to happen, especially if Hart gets a statue
>>154859919I forget that you goyim literally don't see what the playoffs are all about. Selling to a market. You analyze this and analyze that and you fail to see that no matter who is the better team what matters is game outcome through pacing, probability, and flow, which will ALWAYS favor the team that is anointed to sell its product to its corresponding market. I didn't choose who was the better team in my brackets, I only had to think like a malicious vindictive two faced kike whos only job is to maximize throughput of hockey onto the market its based in. So it became obvious. The finals? You can crown either, it doesn't matter. Gary has won. Both are a win. Vegas or Carolina it doesn't matter. This is why Canada never wins. This is why the american sunbelt region stacks cup after cup after cup because it's made that way on purpose. And those who betray their Canadian markets? They are REWARDED for doing so... Tkachuk.. Eichel.. Reinhart.. Marner.. all of them being rewarded the ultimate prize for going along with the greater plan.. all of them soulless fucks and pawnsanyways keep wasting time talking about useless shit while Gary has a cup to present to the hordes of ignorant retards in a vain attempt to sell his rigged product as if any of it was ever legitimate
>Carolina vs VegasThis could be the worst rated final in a decade if Vegas vs Florida didn't happen
>>154860000checked and trvke'd
>>154860000carolina are like a worse version of the assv
>>154859877>whatever helps you sleep at nightI believe that would be his Nathan Mackinnon body pillow
>>154859930KWABKWABKWAB
>>154859971Our problem wasn't defense. 2 goals in 38 shots is forgivable, 13 shots from us is not. Both of our goals were also from our defensemen (Matheson + Hutson), and they blocked 33 shots. The top lines were just AIDS that couldn't hit the broadside of a barn, like the Suzuki breakaway miss.
>>154860029imagine the profits from official dakis
Colofraudo is the sweetest story arc in a while. What a gaslighting
>>154860061we don't post the tranny fed here
>>154860000imagine making up a conspiracy theory as to why you suck.
>>154860000
>>1548600001993
>>154860078based and true
>>154860091>>1548600951) countries don't compete for cups, teams do2) canada is the most represented nationality on cup winning teams among players3) the above points are verifiably and objectively true and you just posting the same images that you normally do that repeat these facts don't discredit them whatsoever (but you probably will anyways, that or just non-relevant low iq replies because you have no real rebuttal so go ahead)
>>154859877Notice this schizo keeps ban-evading with all the deleted posts ITT?
>>154860109
>>154860116Take your meds
>>154860109here’s your PM xitter posting the cup needs to come back to Canada. Doesn’t get more nationalistic than that. Lol at those views btw
SGDD
carns is a purebred edmontonian
>>1548601092014
crazy how the Habs would be leading 2-1 right now if Caufield wasn't 1 millimetre over the blue line
>>154860130Every team or athlete he endorses gets btfo it's called the carney curse
>>154860000buffalooch a canadian market now
what the fuck is a millimetre
>If we hadn’t lost, we’d have won.
>>1548601721/10th of a centimetre
just a real exposing of a fraud team to get scored on 3 times on, how many shots at that point? 10?
>>154860130
>>154860174Who are you quoting?
>>154860196joe
>Listen Jacques I know I promised to let you get to another final, but I'm going to have to pull the plug early on you guys this year. Marner is forcing us to change the script completely. Yes, I know, we were gonna make a lot of money off cucking Canada again in another final, but you just gotta trust me on this one. The seethe would reverberate for an entire generation when Mitchell lifts the Cup and shouts out his Toronto buddies
>all Canadian teams lose so it must be this one guy’s fault
i'd rather we talk about my oilers desu
marner rules
>>154860233Want to talk about their farm team with a Condors season ticket holder? Go for it. Hutson, Jarventie, Howard, and Poulin look like they'll be up with the Oilers next season. Ungar is the future, but he's 2-3 years away
>>154860233Who’s >your goalie next season?
>>154860235He should be nicer to his son
>>154859971the hurricanes franchise center has 1 point and is -1 in 3 games so far, but as i said earlier, dobson is /hoc/s latest meme player that all the retards who cant skate focus on. yes criticism to dobson is deserved, but there is plenty of it to go around. you dont know puck.
>>154860280i appreciate the question
oh no. Oh No No. OH NO NO NO NO
>>154860304We need a mute button for psycho avs bitches
>>154860265lol Dobson blows. Makes highlight-worthy mistakes, is super soft when he’s not cheap shorting a guy from behind like tonight, and can’t score in the postseason. Enjoy the next 7 years with that anchor.
>>154860348im not a habs fan but your immediate cope just proves you are in way over your head.
>>154860355This is the cope.Dobson is the Habs’ highest paid player and he’s a ghost on his best nights this postseason. Teach me about puck, oh great one - show me how he’s one of their top players at 0g 1a -4 in 11 games
>>154859667This>>154859674Nah it's still Mcbust because his teams window is closed and is cupless and was captain of that team whereas Natedog actually won a cup already and wasn't captain of the gold medal game.
>>154860399if MacKinnon's softpusys get swept, that's probably worth a collage
>>154860000Quads confirm for Canada being the KWABOTMilleniumAlso tl;dr retard
>>154860109Canadians dont even want to play in your 'post-nation' shithole of a country, that's why they all move to America to play for American teams, retard.
/hoc/ secretly wishes they had mcdavid on their shit team
>>154860162>Crazy how Habs wouldn't even be in the ECF if Buffalo didn't get their GWG in game 7 overturnedFixed.
>>154860482nah jack clears
Montreal should have been eliminated in the first round. Every year lately it seems there is a Canadian team that has no business getting out of the first round that somehow gets all the lucky breaks to go their way
>>154860480lmao you have a terminal case of Canadian Derangement Syndrome keep seething though
>>154860453Even if he gets a collage from getting swept, it doesn't demote him to be worse than McKWABOTY even if he cries like a faggot ass bitch after getting like McBust did.
>>154860519not that anon you replied to, but do you just sit on /hoc/ 18 hours a day and get butthurt anybody talks shit on Canada? You live a very sad life
>>154860326
>>154860527Bro their national anthem had to be rewritten because of woke feminazis, their shots about to get annexed against their own will so Chinese don't make it into a proxy state.
Narrator: "They took their game and their country"
It is astounding how there are people here who literally cannot stop seething about Canadian Hockey. Like they Cannot. Stop. Seething. Just scroll up, it's been going on for hours.
>>154860527that's our samir
>>154860558U mad bro?
>>154860558Cry more scrub.
>>154860558KWAB
>>154860558Maybe next time you faggots win 1 of 2 all star games, don't act like you won your fucking independence and run your mouth for a year until you got humbled at the Olympics
>>154860558team usa won with mackwabnon, makwabr, and mckabvid on the ice kek
>5 instant replies seethingyep. utterly deranged lmfao
>>154860558
>>154860601all me
>>154860601damn bro how low IQ are you to think we're all the same person?
>>154860615This is also me but I'm in a different body
>>154860571Son, I believe based on evidence that you, and your small cadre of friends, are the only ones mad right now. Keep being mad though, it's funny and makes my day :)
>>154860629I'm drowning
>>154860607BWAHAHHAHAH GET FUCKED CANTNADA>JUST FUCK MY SHIT UPGet annexed already ffs
>>154860629we don't post webms of ourselves here
EXTREME Canadian Derangement Hours right meow in /hoc/kwab keep seething idiots
>>154860637Brother I got 86.9 petabytes of memes, photos, webms and other assorted mementos of Canadian failures. This one will always have a special place in my heart especially considering I got a few photos into the collage
51 is uppity again.
They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said, "No, no, no"
>>154860253Her
our canesies have 2 (two) wins in this year's Eastern Conference Finals so far :)
>>154860662Bro please post the collages when the panthers beat thr soilers both times if you could
jamiroquai type of morning todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMk1wBPiUIo&themeRefresh=1
>>154860682Sadly I didn't get to save those but I know they've been posted here before
>>154860558>talk shit>lose>get memed on>"d-derangement syndrome"nigga you reap what you sow
>>154860682I found this mini one from one of their series-starting losing streaks when they lost to the historically-bad sharks
the league is not ready for this version of bouchard #CupBound #WeWantTheCup
>pooshart
>Canada
>>154860739Thanks nigga, appreciate it
goodknight bro's
see ya, bro
>>154859659His knee buckled, shant be playing so could be a laugher.
what compels one to seethe for so long?
>talk shit>lose>get memed on>"d-derangement syndrome"
>>154860940you literally cannot stop posting about usyes, you are derangedprove me wrong by not posting about usyou can'tyou are deranged, retard.
>>154860915"Americans" (sunbelters) have nothing else meaningful in their life to care about so they seethe about Canadians all day
>>154860901>>154860953Topeka mah nigga
Topkek**
>>154860954It's so fucking funny, why can't they talk/think about anything else? Why are we solely what they focus on? It HAS to be a terminal case of inferiority complex.
February 22, 2026
>american't still keeps seethingKWAB
>Can'tnadian can't even make up his own insults
Accurate Can'tnadian depiction
>american't can't can't my can'tkweb
>>154861016We don't post pictures of rooms full of retards here on /hoc/.
>154861022>Cringenadian
>lost to retards in humiliating fashion
he just admitted his entire country is retarded.i win.
>>154860968I went to bed and woke up and you're still up crying like a little fucking bitch. Get a fucking life
>>154861044nah you've been awake the entire time you lil bitch kwabyou lostwhy don't you do yourself a favour and get over it? stupid american't
>when you lose you win
THEYCAN'TKEEP SEETHING KWWWWWAAAAAAABBBBBKEEP SEETHING RETARDS LOOOOOOOOOOL
USA hockey doesn't have a hot girl like this in the stands that they can post and IT SHOWS, LOL
>show bobs and vagene Man some stereotypes are true
>>154861122That's an underage girl Sanjay
>doesn't even have a safe horny hockey lady to postyeah, american'ts really are cursed...
>laffs
>>154861057Get some help, preferably in a pod
>>154860214Thank you Gary.
>>154861088>team usa>lost to latviaLMAO
>>154861176
>>154861165>proud to ogle jailbaitThis post right here FBI
this is definitely /pol/ posting patterns i'm seeing
> Samir mentioned. I'm down (xher throat).
dumb american'ts keep projecting despite being absolute shit at hockey (just look at how many are in the ploffs compared to Canadians)
>Shat[b]s
Is this ESL retard really calling the team he lost to "shit" and "cursed"?? And he's a pedophile
Marner (Canadian) is the best player so farWhy isn't an american player the best?
>>154861347Marner (American refugee) is the best player so far. Glad he escaped the third world and brought his talent to Hockey Nation
Sportsnet showing W.Carrier headshot Hutson right before the goalThat's two headshots in this game and a goalie being ran. Say what you want about the shots, these guys are allowed to do whatever they want by the refs and the players don't know how to respond. they just looked exhausted. That’s where that long 11 days of rest comes into play. Montreal are less physical, win fewer battles, make mental mistakes and aren’t as sharp. For a lot of them this is the first time they play so many games in a year and with such intensity.The Canes are more rested and more experienced, at this point yes it’s disappointing but the team will get there eventually. Hopefully they find some energy for game 4. I’m trying to be rational.. and not too much emotional after the game lmao
>>154861375Cope: The Post ®
>>154861372kwab, he's canadian and he's better than you and yours will ever be, bitch
them eastern cats just don't have that swag aura the pacificgods have
>>154861385That's why he ran away from Can'tnada to the US just like 6 million other leafs
>>154861372>american refugee>even millionaire white guys need refugee status in the usacmtsutruly a nation of minorities
/hoc/ tourists arguing over nothing go hug it out or something faggots
>>154861403american'ts are 1000x worse than Canadians at hockey KWAB just look at the stats retard
>>154861426>Still lost
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Habs embody the spiritually Indian DYEL redditors, so I want them to lose
>>154861466t. nation that invented reddit
>>154861447>n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-*puffs inhaler*>n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-*puffs inhaler*>y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-oooouuuu s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-stilll*puffs inhaler*>l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-loooooost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154860523McDork's chimp out about digging the fuck in is still hilarious.
>>154861466
I hope Marner wins the Cup. All of Can'tnada can sit and reflect on how their toxicity is what is keeping them from winning more than 0 cups in 33 years. Poor guy had schizos like >>154861426 showing up to his house just to harass him. Why the fuck would anybody want to play in a shit hole country that treats its stars like that? McDavid is getting the fuck out next
>>154861459>ameriKWABs seriously at risk at being the first defending champions to get bounced before the quarter finalslove to see it
Guys let's be real here. If you can't see how fatigued these guys are, I don't know what to say.They're gassed, all these errors are fatigue errors.Habs have played by far more hockey than any team in the playoffs and it's not even close.Meanwhile Carolina has played the least amount of hockey by a long shot.Those two factors are colliding right now and the aggressive forecheck constant swarming is evidence of Carolina's energy levels. Meanwhile the last 30-40 minutes of playtime looked like each Hab was playing at the end of a 2+ minute shift.This is fatigue and it's only going to get worse as this series goes in. The fact they are pushing Carolina as hard as they are is a testament to the Habs and we should appreciate this effort
>>154861459>>154861484>>154861476>Still lost
>>154861494mildcuck KWAB
>>154861494>cries about toxicity while also claiming people he doesnt like are schizosin the usa, hypocrisy is a feature not a bug
>THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET THAT WOULD MAKE FUN OF CAN'TNADA! retard
>>154861485his coach had no gameplan but to play him for 35+ min a game from rd 1 to the finals. any chimpout from him is justified. for context crosby averaged 18-20mins in his cup runs.
>>154861506try and keep up kiddo
>>154861506>s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-t-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-l*puffs inhaler*>l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l*pufs inhaler*>l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l*puffs inhaler*>l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l*puffs inhaler*>l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l*puffs inhaler*>l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l*puffs inhaler*>l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*puffs inhaler*
>>154861508What the fuck ESL nonsense did I just read?
>>154861520mildcuck is mad he was outted
>>154861520mildcuck
>>154861525>>154861529>Proud Can'tnadian athlete
>>154861534try reading it again since you are struggling with english
>>154861548>Saar read it again you bloody benchod
>>154861520>retard
>>154861545just another canadian mogging american athletes
>>154861545>p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p*puffs inhaler*>r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r*puffs inhaler*>oud Canadian!!!!!!!!!*puffs inhaler*
>>154861555you know a lot about indian culture
>>154861565Just trying to make you all feel at home. American hospitality
>>154861560>CringeI bet all your "friends" must think you're so cool. All 0 of them
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