scrubbies kek
Recycle thread
>scub
scuba kek
kek cubbies
mariners won btw
dodgers
Phillies pls
why is rushin such a tard
gn
>rushingfucking lol
>/mlb/ anons try to avoid projecting their latent homosexuality for more than 90 seconds challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
poodres kek
>Rushing with a tilt challengefucking kek
>>154873328I can see why nobody likes him
My Padres need to learn to stop swinging at everything
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ohtani's hurt?
GG Phillies Bats are super dead
>>154873350No, but he got hit in the hand with a pitch (on a spot with a ton of armor) and he's pitching tomorrow. So Robertos figured it made sense to take him out in a blowout
>mestO I AM LAUGHING
SHUT THE FUCK UP DOYERPACOS
My wife 2hu fucked 7 dudes tryna piss me off now look at her taking antibiotics! Fuck this team!
>>154873356Still seems like that would fucking hurt
*Super Mario Bros underworld theme* >Mariners Mariners Mariners >Mariners Mariners Mariners >Mariners Mariners Mariners >Mariners Mariners Mariners
>>154873369kek seethe ya bitch
GG Jints
>tatis is slugging .296 LOL god the poodres are so fuckin soulless
>>154873379eh, I've been hit by 85 with thick ass padding like that and you barely feel it
the colorado baby rocks
>>154873405>i've been hit by 85 with thick ass padding like that and you barely feel itSounds like ur mum lel
>>154873419
put andy p in again, cowards
snakes right behind the poodles now
>>154873419bodied that freak
>>154873325Bros, I'm tired of hiding it. I like big boobs and tight tummies and I don't care who knows it.
previous thread >>154870500
>>154873437Why would you hide that? Not everyone here is a faggot
baseball is boring and meaningless to me, but I can’t stop following along :(
>>154873430Damn when do the padres and sneks play? That’ll be interesting
>>154870537fuck you idiot....
poodlepacos kek
>>154873448it's just memery, weirdo
>>154873448>Not everyone here is a faggot
I hate this sport. I just want it to be 49er season already
>Cucker swinging out of his cleets against the position player pitchingkek
>>154873484Isn't he a doier fan lol
MUNCHY BROS...
should have been kike pitching
>no kike pitching
MiggyRo on the mound! MIGGYRO ON THE MOUND!
>>154873527>ALERTPOSITION PLAYER PITCHING>ALERT
HR COUNT>davis schneider: 1>tyler heineman: 1>lenyn sosa: 1>fernando tatis jr: 0
Surely the Rockies can come back from this
Two way player bros…
hahaaaaaaa rojas
imagine though
Kike would have stuck the fucker out
Alright, stop fucking around. Put a real pitcher in.
should have put in a real shitter arm
the denver daisies
you know what, yeah, i dont think miggy ro is cy young material
>giving karros' nepo kid a pity homerunpathetic
run differential bros...
Rojasbros...
>be poodres>offense slumping>need a bench bat to revive them>puts in Nick Castellanos, thinking that the Phillies staff somehow doesn't know that he will always swing at low and away breaking stuff
>it was 1-15
STOP RUINING THE TWO PAY PLAYER
IT WAS 15-1
LOL ANDYP
imagine being a position player and getting pulled because you fucked up on the meme too hard
>44MPH pitches
This won't be forgotten Rockfags, tomorrow it's 20-0 now
>rockies bullying poor rojasclassless organization
gay ass tuckie ruining the fun
>>154873613i swear they already pulled rojas at least once. him or kike
thank god that's over withggs rox
DOYERS WIN THE SERIES!!
Doyers won that game AND that seriesgg rox cya tomorrow
gg rockiessee you tomorrow for the sweep
imagine being so asshurt you need to beat up a position player to get runs
There, you got some runs and were allowed to play some baseball, Rocks. GG see you tomorrow.
I had fun! Did you have fun?! When other times do we get to see a position player pitch?!>>154873644Based!
>>154873633they relieved kike last year against the jints when they were mounting a comeback
good game, rockies
I live in Colorado and always hated the Rockies. Shit team.
>>154873595So far this series its Machado out doing Castellanos in being a free out or inning ender.
You hate the CubsI hate both the Cubs and White SoxWe are not the same
Thanks for the pitcher, blow gays. We will take good care of him.
>>154873668Bo Nix would unironically save the Rockies
>>154873670machado hit a home run today
>>154873706padres lost that game
scuba..? kek
>>154873690Saar you bloody bitch Saar do not redeem Lauer!
Hope the new owner just paysoff Tatis Jr, Manny, Joe Musgrove, Yu darvish, Cronenworth and Bogey albatross contracts for them to fuck off, clean the house for good and not give out 5-10 year extension. So tired of Uncs overcrowding our lineup >~> stoneages behind Dodgers organization, not even on level with them.
>>154873731>pitch was out of the zonelmao
>>154873731not all of them but always them
Nooticing how this thread is very peaceful when the Cubs lose and lose badIt's almost as if
>>154873736dodgers aren’t smart they’re just lucky and eventually their luck will run out
>>154873766melty
>>154873765>cubtrannies lose>metstrannies lose>yankees win>dodgers winim noticing again…
Mariners won that series btw.
>>154873805As long as the Cubs, Mets, and Padres keep losing all according to keikaku
damn kike's almost crying right now
>>154873766or they'll just need to build it from the ground up again. Half their line up is 1-2 years away from retirement. Muncy, Freddie, Miggy, Kiké easy. Who knows when they'll move off Mookie.
>
>rooting for a team that doesn't score runscouldn't be me
>>154873907those cubbie bears...
>reminder discord tranniesPic related
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE
Angels
Just realized sausagegirl didn’t post today…
>>154874144you cant jinx a 14 run lead
>>154874155Yeah it’s pretty obvious it’s a fake SausagegirlStill odd to not see one of them after a dodgers win
>>154874144Are you here every day nigga how do you even notice that
>>154873731Brewers got Je'Von Evans?! >pw chads know what i mean
>>154873930Based Nats fan. I made that Pepe a few years back, love to see it posted by other anons. Goddamn that takes me back. Can't wait to see the boys clinch the World Series
>>154874178you're not?
>>154874178Yeah I am. Fucking casual
Late nite /mlb/! Post plump softball butts so we can all furiously masturbate!
>>154874178>being this casualSummer's here.
A WINNING TEAM
>>154874227>slapLOL
If the Doyers pull off 3 in a row how mad will you be?
>>154874206>plump softball butts
>>154874244>plump softball buttswhy does softball activities produce such plump softball butts?
>>154874262No one knows, buddy!
>>154874237I doubt they even sniff the LCSpeople are already sick of their shit and MLB doesnt have the same cheat code money making that the NFL has who had to stop the queefs from threepeating
>>154874262it's called a power buttthey also have it in men's baseball
>>154874302Ur mum also has it lel
>>154874302>a power butt
>kike on ILpoor kike
>>154874283Kind of the opposite really. MLB doesn't have the cap the NFL does. Money wins World Series
>>154874417That part. Prior anon is stupid. Doyers are already positioning Snell and Glasnow to just have a playoff run.
>>154874340Man, how do male coaches not go around sniffing these butts. The self-restraint is incredible.
>>154874403alex freeland recalled
Why are WNBA players so tall? hmm..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak67KrXqdEM
>>154874777checked but dookie should've played this instead
>>154874206>>154874244>>154874262>>154874270>>154874340Ass is too big
>>154874777>>154874849damn it took me half an hour to see my lack of a linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6qj09OHvjwI blame it on >smokin and drinkin on a tuesday nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6nrmFdlXc0
Mest down bad brehs...https://x.com/i/status/2059444670573199600
lolhttps://x.com/i/status/2059455848577978736
>>154875183mest fans pride themselves on having a "neutral" broadcast. just a supremely cringe fanbase of tryhards
>>154873907I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
Is he celebrating so hard because he just got his ERA under 511
Steve Cohen is not gonna hire a new managerif he fires Mendoza you will get Kai Correa as interim until end of season
scuba jej
>>154875781Owner is not going to ignore the chain of command and fire the manager himself. For the Mest, that job belongs to the team president/general manager David Stearns. Stearns doesn't want to fire Mendoza now or at any team in the regular season because then Stearns is the next head on the chopping block. Stearns is going to keep Mendoza going until the end of the season and then fire him, using him as the scapegoat for all that went wrong with the Mest in 2026. Truth is, Stearns needs to be fired along with Mendoza. This Mest team is an absolute mess in all directions, and that falls completely on Stearns.
Being shut out by The Miz is one thing. Being shut out by Kyle Harrison?
yesterdays jays game was fucking awesome manit had everythingopen dome where the game starts with full daylight and ends after sunset is the fucking shit too
the milwaukee hebrews
>>154876284also for whatever reason jays games attract lots of groups of hot asian girlsMy entire row was hot asian girls at the game togetherI could not for the life of me understand how that happens, girls night out at the ball gameWhat? Great! But, what? It's kind of strange!Life was good, the ball game was good, the goyslop was dirt cheap, and the weather was excellent
What's going to happen to my White Sox?
>>154874206
Glad you were able to resist the urge to rape and enjoyed the ball game, Vikramjit.
>>154876458the franchise is turning around as we speak
Cubs won that game
Cubs are winning right now
>>154876636>>154876646Impossible, Cubs haven't won a game in what feels like an eternity
>>154876576Yay!
PEFF BOMB:>News: Kansas City Chiefs star Travis Kelce is buying a minority stake in his hometown Cleveland Guardians, he tells ESPN.Guards are about to go big market with the Taylor Swift cam at home games
What's next for former Mariner's legend Jarred Kelenic?
What are they guarding?
>>154877011 De Wae
the funniest part is they signed soto to an ohtani-like contract after the dodgers won a world series with him, but to much worse results
>>154877023The saddest part was your birth
>>154877011the traffic
>>154876830I thought they made that illegal in 1865
>>154877030struck a nerve? kek, it’s just a game. relax!
>>154877011Kelce's homosexuality
Cardinals frens, we'll win today right.. :^(
We need P. Ness
>>154876180>Owner is not going to ignore the chain of command and fire the manager himselfHAHAHA imagine thinking Steve Cohen doesn't interfere>David Stearns. Stearns doesn't want to fire Mendoza now or at any team in the regular season because then Stearns is the next head on the chopping blockSteve Cohen isn't gonna let him go on a manager search right now when he's getting close to getting fired anyway>Truth is, Stearns needs to be fired along with MendozaRight that's why Stearns doesn't get to hire a new manager
>>1548770232025ohtani: 6.6 WARSoto: 6.2 WAR
2 more weeks until divegrass erases boreswing from /sp/.
>>154877426Will try to counter act it with Alysa posting
>>154877426no.,. you cant... WAIT PLEASE ONE MORE CHANCE!
You can make 6 million divegrass 3rd world brownoids threads and as long as I exist on this Earth, /mlb/ will remain.
Cubs win! The losing streak is over!
>>154877595It's gonna be like 2am for Euros and Latinos don't speak English. This WC will be pretty docile by big soccer tourney standards
Don't care for divegrass
For me it's baseball and gay sex
gm
>>154877665go braves!
>>154877684Gay mets lad
>>154877684What movie is this from?
I call it the Sandlittle
>>154877810Bazadaó
>>154877799>What movie is this from?
Gawd I'm freakin' starvin' over here
>>154877684gm
>>154877799Field of dreams
>>154877943Feel dis cream bitch
>>154877684good morning anon
What team will be the laughing stock of /mlb/ today?
>>154878020I have a bad feeling /mlb/ will be the laughing stock today
>>154878029no...NO!
>>154878020mestpoodrescusb
>>154878020Certainly not my Cubbie bears
found Rocchio's walkup song and it's venekino
>>154878089https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXRWj5HYSlM
doggiedoo 'em!
>>154874244corrrrrrr
>>154878179doyer fans blamed the dog btw
gm mariners nationfinally stuck it to a cheeky lefty last night can /we/ do it again?
>>154878097eh not an amazing walk out song tbqh
>>154878029*laughs at /mlb/*
day game for my cardinals
>>154876986Korea probably
cane's
>>154878215you sound retarded, go back to sleep.
>>154878308woke up at 4 yesterday so I have way more sleep today what I probably need is more covfefe
/mlb/....we are being laughed at
>>154878324okay bud
>>154878324Having my second cuppa
>>154878382top me off?
>>154878325*laughs even more*
>>154878325by who
>>154878517/r/baseball is dunking on us...AGAIN
Why is reddit constantly picking on us?
>>154878198why wouldn't you blame the dog?
Reddit here, just stopping in to say that we are laughing at all of you
>>154878300>An athletic white man in KoreaSounds like he's landed on his feet. Good for him.
reddit sent me
>>154878544the dog was just doing his job
>>154876986Giants should pick him up
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
stop it :(
Lol you call this baseball discussion? Where are the fangraphs articles, the analytics, the updoots, the pride night hype threads? This is why we laugh at you
>>154878652winky died
>>154878655He's still alive. He posts exclusively on r/baseball now
>>154878663Winky actually goes by she/her now...
>reddit likes gay people and statsWE KNOWholy fuck how many times do you have to make these type of posts
Winky was RAPED and MURDERED by raynkees fish 3 weeks ago....
/mlb/ is way more accepting than r/baseball. all are welcome here. go ask somebody to fuck your ass over there, see how it goes.
>/mlb/ needs a Dane to stick up for themIt's beyond over
I moved to X with all of the other high IQ white men. I check back in occasionally on this indo-pakistani tranime directory to laugh at you.
>>154878597and he did a bad job. Demote him.
Just like the all the Dodgers faggots most of you are probably r*ddit users as well.
There's no reason to post here since you can't even get updoots
>>154878714Same. Much better baseball discussion.
When did firstbasemen stop playing defense
>>154876180There's no point in firing Mendy, David Stearns chose him for the team, and getting rid of him is a direct attack on Stearns, at least that's how I see it.
>Patrick Mahomes owns a minority stake in the Royals>Travis Kelce owns a minority stake in the Guardianshow many more NFL players are going to buy stakes in MLB teams?
>>154878873Idk go ask reddit. They would probably give a more informed answer than anyone on here
>>154878873Benjamin Kimball Rice spotted
>>154878893>minority stakeis this another term for bbc?
>>154878873Advanced metrics give 1B a very low defensive rating. If you’re not gold glove level they say you’re negative defensive war
>https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/2059650048510640147lmao xD
The Mets actually robbed us of playoff Juan Soto.
>>154878931future Tulsa drillers bat dog xD
>>154878893Maybe /mlb/ should buy a stake in a team and we'd stop getting laughed at. How much does a shitty team like the mest or scuba cost?
Can /mlb/ just admit he’s actually good?
>>154878958lexplorer would get laughed out of every ownership meeting
>>154878958https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/BATRA/
manfred is using fuckin magnets to cheat the cubs out of their well deserved wins. there is no other way to explain how an elite world series bound team like the cubs lose 10 straight
>>154878982>$54Fuck. Even if we all pooled our money together we could never afford that
>>154878999Pcgay ruined their aura with his drug fueled antics
>>154878693We warned him.
>>154878999a bunch of pirate fans admitted on /mlb/ that they were cheating last night...
>>154879015>luckydoos it’s over, the Mickey Mouse magic has dried up.https://x.com/UnderdogMLB/status/2059415310537515337/video/1?s=46
>>154878920Seems like a problem
THE UNION CITY METS
>>154879022>2.5 games backSOON
>Harper>-9btfo
>>154879081How is this calculated? He has a good fielding percentage, few errors. He's a functional first baseman
>>154879114Nats FO
>>154879114Fangraphs does a positional adjustment so first basemen automatically accrue negative points as the season goes alonghttps://library.fangraphs.com/misc/war/positional-adjustment/
my royals making a strong run to be the worst team in major league baseball
>everyone is too busy laughing at the Cubs to notice the Mets
>>154879162volpe <3
>>154878974
>>154879132>The actual numbers we use are based on some calculations that were done about a decade ago that used the performance of players who moved positions.This whole thing feels like a fool's errand
>>154878974Skenes will never stay healthy long-term. Neither will Miz. Guys who throw gas like that are TJ waiting to happen
kek MESTizos
>>154879212I don’t know what that means, every pitcher goes through injuries nowadays. It doesn’t take away from their dominance.
blue and orange is gonna bring a championship to new york
What if there was a Lucky/unlucky stat but for GMs and their signings?
today we will out-cheat the brewers
>>154879247
>>154879247The Mets need new coaching staff.
>>154879257i hope so. they are our new arch enemies now that those cubbie bears have been canceled
>>154879273i know a guy
>The Tampa Bay Rays’ newest analytical strategy is breaking baseball again https://x.com/PodcastDoesnt/status/2059648230967685309/video/1?s=46
Baseball is starting soon
>>154879321Ugly motherfucker
>>154879321you can tell this guy gets no pussy
Cubs win!
that funky muncy
Daily Game NotesPHI @ SD (4:10 PM EST): Christopher Sanchez takes a 37 2/3-inning scoreless streak into today’s finale v.s. PadresNYY @ KC (7:40 PM EST): After throwing 6 scoreless IP in his return from TJ surgery, Gerrit Cole to make 1st road start of ‘26COL @ LAD (10:10 PM EST): The Sugano-Ohtani matchup is the 21st between Japanese-born SP in MLB history.
>L10
THEY ARE USING MAGNETS TO CHEAT
4chanX update finally arrived. I can post more than once every 3 hours now. finna open up the can of whoop ass again.
>cucknada
>>154878221it's basically a folk song, so it's based
>nats' batters aren't retarded and therefore don't move out of the way of free HBP baseswe're getting swept
>half an inning in>no challenges left
>the most well run team in the MLB plays small ball
>future hall of famer>gets picked off by a Washington National's opener
>>154879553that’s the DODGERS
>>154879350he has a wife and a kid
>>154879561How is José doing overall?
I get no pussy and that’s OK. I’m more focused on actually becoming a better person.
>>154879569besides walks and SBs, he's had about, 1 good week this season
101 mph to strand Vladdy
>>154879592It seems like a down year for a lot of players, they’ll eventually heat up in the summer.
>jay fans have to live with a mental image of Andy Pages and Kiké Hernandez colliding in the outfield on any fly ball in the gap.
UTAH PADRES 2032!
THE NEWARK METS 2027!
Any other espeenons going to a game today?
Scrub a dub dub, ten Ls for the Cubs, and who is responsible for these?The Pete, The Crow, The Armstrong!Bad defense and behaving like a mong!
Gee I sure hope that /mlb/ won't spam post about the dodgers and cubs today!
>>154879671You mean the Buffalo Mets.
>>154879678I look like her but I'm not going to the game
>>154879678miu miu isn't for white girls
>>154879678I’m headed to Fenway in late June to watch Schlittler shit all over this shitty Red Sox team.
Eury Perez has 5 strikeouts in 1 2/3-innings of work.
>>154879638That and this generational trauma too
both of our catchers are offensive black holes.what # in your lineup would you put an offensive black hole?no racist jokes please
>>154879749>what # in your lineup would you put an offensive black hole?Bench
>>1548797496-7
>>154879678I'm going to obscure jersey night at my local MiLB park
>>154879757someone has to catch
>>154879759
>>154879678This weekend I will
>>154879678Not today, but I got tickets for next week. I got invited out to the ballpark a couple weeks ago by a sales rep. Got setup with a season ticket package of sorts where I pay 3k and that becomes basically a team gift card I can use to buy tickets right behind homeplate for 30% off. I got tickets to 25 games this season.
>>154879771What happened to Daniel Schneeman and Carlos Santana?
>>154879795Reminds me of what I did when I was in college only I think my plan was much much cheaper than that. 10 games/year. I don't think they do this anymore.
>>154879795what ballpark
I’m getting back into restaurants. I got hired for wingstop. I’ll be working 3 days from 9-7 and 3 days from 3-11. Has anyone worked there before?
>>154879807>Schneemanhad like a .400 BABIP
>>154879813I'm a snek fan>>154879811They tried selling me on a half/full season tickets. But I know I am only really getting out to the ballpark on the weekend so it's alot of wasted tickets.
>>154879832Off topic, but the 2017 Guardians had one of the best rotations of the last 30 years in my opinion.
>>154879825No but I've done tours in all you can eat buffets, enough to make a man scream without any lungs.
>>154879861I can imagine, it’s just too much volume.
Bazzana getting a hernia from trying to carry this team
Why didn’t Tyler Heineken make that throw to second?
Get back in the on deck circle tyler
>>154879825I pray you don't have to directly interact with the customers
>strikeout buntingthe absolute state of the American League champs*
>>154879951Well yeah, I have to.
OUT AT SECOND
>>154879966RIP
Mike Mikolas would've been a much better name than Miles. missed opportunity
>>154879982 why
>>154879987I'll get banned for racism if I describe the average wingstop customer
>>154879983Grady Sizemore is managing the White Sox.
>>154879983Miles would be a good name for your mom's pussy
>>154879997YEA, I’m just gonna hand over the chicken if they’re too aggressive because it’s not worth gritting stabbed over, but if they just want free food it’s not gonna happen.
>>154879825I like their chicken sandwiches and fries. I actually drove past one the other day amd was thinking about it.
>>154880020Expect to be harassed for free food daily
>>15488001475-79% white
>two euros fighting
>>154879716what a shithole
I got onboarded for wingstop as a “””pilot””” and they told me that they have gunners (fry cooks) and bombadiers (saucers). They sell $10,000 a day. Would you take the job?
>>154880108No
>pooerskek
>>154880112Think of all the tendies though.
Remember in November of 2020 when it was announced that Steve Cohen bought the mest, and mest fans immediately started bragging that they were going to be baseball's next great dynasty?2021 = 3rd in the division2022 = 2nd in the division2023 = 4th in the division2024 = 3rd in the division2025 = 2nd in the division2026 = last in the divisionThe Steve Cohen mest haven't even won a division title in the six seasons that he has owned the team. In fact, they have missed the postseason in five of the six years that he's owned the team (That's right, five. The mest are not going to the postseason this year, and no, a wild card round is not the postseason).Steve Cohen is a disaster for the mest.
>>154880142You can get a job somewhere else and use your money to buy tendies
>>154880164That seems like hustling backwards.
when will they realize CDL has a reverse split
>>154880171You could NEET and use your GBP on tendies then
>>154880190I’m not smart enough for that, im one of those animals who needs to wash dishes and clean toilets for 3 dollars an hour and destroy my body to die at 40 with 1 house going into foreclosure.
>>154880163he was overzealous, but we are definitely getting our next ring before the yankees
June is coming
>>154880221You’re getting your next ring before 2028? What an interesting development.
>>154880163nice blog
berds take a lead finally
>>154880222is baseball for homophobes, too?
>>154880210dishwasher is the best gig in a restaurant. you don't have to talk to anyone, not even fellow employees and no one really fucks with you.
>>154880222Tarps off is going to go wild, the new grindr will be baseball stadiums
lil fella thinks the mets are making the postseason
ketchup on omelets. ye or nay?
>>154880241im going to rape you
>>154880249they're in the exact same spot they were in during 2024, but this time they're getting reinforcements from lindor, polanco, and robert jr among others
how has dustin may not spilled his spaghetti yet?
>>154880271hot sauce on eggs, ketchup on hash browns :^)
>>154880273I have IBS and loose stools
>>154880293I mix hot sauce into the ketchup
>>154880271>omlolmets
>>154880280>polanco >robert jr>reinforcements
>>154880295Yea that’s no problem we’ll just give you an enema and 10 minutes in the bidet lil fella
can't wait to see the prospect haul we get for Lauer before the deadline
>look at dugout after drilling a batter in the back>injure yourself while prepping to go back out next inningkarmas a bitch lil guppo
>>154880336Eury Perez had like 12 strikeouts, that’s not karma that’s just the Marlins medical staff being shit like usual.
lil guppo thought he was gonna get a haul for reliever long man lauer kek
>>154880327I'll still get you with the pustulating sepsis causing lesions
the toronto baby birds
gaysconsin kek
>>154880359he's more than serviceable if used right
>canada flag posts>yaks/doggies shitposters immediately dogpilelike clockwork
>>154880361i’ll just squeeze a lemon on it and use a condom then make you chug a mountain dew for contraceptive.
nice lukes
imagine getting no hit by dustin may
>>154880396he can be the next luke weaver https://youtu.be/k8yXZwGOXEo
>>154880417Woah, the nationals have one of the best offenses in the league.
may would have five perfect innings if not for the fat slob behind the plate
>>154880163He got his casino...
Cleveland has 2 good starters and 2 good relievers. that's it
>>154880236No chud
>>154880496then it's not for everyone
>>154880297That’s called siracha
>>154880411I'll just pass on from the event and make you catch a 30-year charge for abuse of a corpse and then respawn as a softly snickering apparition every night as you drift off to sleep in your cell.
>>154880507Intolerant of intolerance
>>154880517chud
Mariners time.
>>154880486Only oldcums remember the best pitching staff of the 2017 season >3.30 Tea ERA (1st)
NO NO IN GAPED LOOSEST
>>154880511alright let’s not tempt me with a good time now
>>154878873They all do good enough in the eye test
>>154880221
>>154880432I remember Lauer flashing tor type outings for Milwaukee when he first went there but I think he was also touching 97-98 back then also. It's interesting how many arms there are out there than can still help almost any team with the right kinds of tweaks. Broz knows too much and is interesting to listen to, but I usually don't listen to any baseball content during the regular season.
please fill me
what did judge mean by this?
>refsneeder homer>3-0 M'sWHAT IS GOING ON!?
uh oh stinky
>>154880661he requested a trade to the rangers
>>154880661It means Judge is an Ella Fella, and I do not blame him one bit
good work Hoffman
>>154880644
cubsisters...
>>154880680Ashby is dealing as of late, Milwaukee has a great rotation.
>>154880707that's so gay
>>154880706
>>154880707have they won a game since the girlcott?
>>154880715
>>154880572who's the guy in the top right?
>they not like us and me espresso came out 2 years ago
Rob Refsneeder LFG!!!If he redeems himself it would be the comeback story of the decade
Logan Gilbert is lowkey mid tho Mariners fans pretend he’s an ace
OKAMOTOKAMOTO
>>154880743MLB Voldemort kek
did the cubs alcoholic bum fight the sox pedophile or did they puss out
>>154880661Yordan and Judge got traded
>>154880743confirmed rapist trevor franco
>>154880715kek
Pereda you retard wasting a challenge with no out bottom 1
>>154880668>Refsneeder homer Of course I miss it while I'm in the kitchen kek
>>154880743Mariano Rivera
>no hits>no walks>you pitched a perfect game!>oh, actually, sorry, no, your team made an error>just a no-hitter thenWhy is baseball like this?
>>154880792Perfect game means no one gets on base. Simple as.
>>154880757He’d be an ace on most teams in the league, he’s only mid because the mariners have five acesIf you disagree you’re seething
all the cubs fans left the genny after they got swept by the sewers, there's only false flaggers here
>>154880833Sounds like you haven’t watched the 2026 Mariners lol Hancock and Woo are the only good starters so far
>>154880792>game isn't perfect>wtf do you mean it's not a perfect game??
they all an hero'd as troons tend to do
>>154880792Gingers don't deserve recognition
>>154880792I guess he plunked bauers though so I can't blame pages even though I hate him
>>154880792John Means lost a perfect game because of a dropped third strike which is a lot worse because that rule is retarded
NO-NO INTO THE 8TH!
TONIGHT
May is dealing today
>last pitcher to throw a no-hitter for the shartinals
>>154880915>Tulsa Drillers are suspending their bat dog program after Dodgers prospect Kendall George was hurt trying to avoid a bat dog
McLean is dealing.
Why do some teams option a guy for like 2 days only to them add him back?>>154880916
Guys he's throwing a n* h******. Don't say it or else you'll jinx it
>>154880847t. seething
>retards talking about a **-****** late in the game boy i wonder what will happen
>>154880938>n* h******nate higgers?
>>154880913I'm a Tromp supporter
Manfred dead balls are confirmed this week, then.
>>154880913Can't wait to watch my Red Sox lose again.
that's 19 Saves
Even if May gets it, won't be as impressive as the one the Astros got
>mariners got five freakin aces bro!!! >you’re seething!!! false flag btwmariners fans aren’t retards like you
>>154880913you're gonna need a bigger bandwagon
Cardinals going to lose now
its over
>bunting after breaking the nono
>>154880946every time.
no hitter lost and now we're gonna lose
we were supposed to get a no hitter
>Travis Kelce bought a piece of the GuardiansWe might see TayTay in Progressive Field this October
>>154881001I thought he looked like as good a bet as anyone to throw one when he first came up. It would be especially cool to see after all the ups and downs he's had.
Imagine getting no hit by Dustin May kek
>that poortugali still mindbroken after one series against my braveskek
>>154881083well, it is his month
RAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT A REAL NO HITTER! NOT A COMBINED ONE!
>dodgers suspended their bat dog programtheir minor leaguers do more of a job punishing things than the actual team. No other team with bat dogs has this problem, so maybe it's not the dog
>>154881090>still pretending he cared about the braves last year
jp singleford :)
It’s so cool how there’s been one pitch the last 4 minutes in the cardinals game
>sewers
sneks
>lose nono>lose gameyou can take may off the dodgers, but you can't take the dodgers out of may
>>154881008Yup, the mariners are elite.
>>154881008I wasn’t including Castillo in the five you seething retard
>>154881196You’re not a mariners fan. Fuck off faggot
>tardinals
>>154881204Gilbert, Woo, Hancock, Miller, and Kirby would all be aces on most teams in the league. This is a fact. Die mad.
>>154881189so much for the dream rotation anchored by Buehler, Urias, May and Miller.
>>154881204>fan shits on their own teamN-NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!
>>154881233Woo is the only good pitcher there, the rest just had an outlier year somewhere in their careers
>>>/divegrass/
>154881204I think Mariners fans are the faggots, right? They'll fit right in
>>154881269Factually incorrect, you don’t know ball
nu>>154881284
>>154881118That’s not the dog who hurt the kid, it was a Belgian Maligator. That’s a redneck Pit Bull. Only floppy dogs should be in the field of play.
@grok how many games have the cubs lost in a row now
