Gone to the Birds Editionprev: >>154870537
Mariners
Reminder to boycott any team that does this
Mariners have five acesThis is a factIf you disagree don’t even bother responding, you’ll just embarrass yourself
I wanted to see May's no-hitter.
>>154881314Having “5 aces” and a point differential hovering around even is a bad sign
>>154881314Wow the Mariners must be elite right now.
>>154881309Every team does this, chud. It’s 2026 get with the times
>>154881342Haven't you heard?
>favorite team >favorite drink>favorite fast food
>>154881314they have 5 overmarketed bums
>>154881363i haven't eating a 'za in months :(
COLT!!! 2 RBI TRIPLE>>154881336For the offense!
>>154881363M'sMartiniMcDonald's
>>154881336>pointNon ball knower
jays win btw
>>154881363Yankees Diet CokeZaxby’s
Mariners making the genny seethe again kek! Die mad faggots!>>154881342>>154881365Added your posts to the collage which I will relentlessly spam when the Mariners make the playoffs
>>154881442>making the playoffs in the expanded postseason Time to get bounced by George Springer again.
>>154881336>point differentialkill yourself apehoop/handegg faggot
the a's control the al west
>>154881363stroswaterI don't eat fast food
>>154881455blow gays aren't making post season either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEPvv9pjIoQ
>>154881455Blue jeets aren’t making the playoffs and springer is washedDoes anyone in this shit thread even watch baseball?
>>154881459Get a load of this guy
the al west runs through vegas and all of the playoff games will be held at yankee stadium
Please fill me
>>154881459astros fans are basedwho would’ve guessed
Are we ready for Christopher Sanchez’s perfect game?
>>154881459Badspie is an Astros fan?
outta da jam
>>154881588retards itt will still pretend he’s not an ace
>>154881363>Dodgers>Arnold Palmer Ice Tea>Taco Bell
How do you feel if your MLB team is now owned by a billionaire Pajeet?
Poojeets is this accurate?
@grok how many games have the cubs lost in a row now?
>>154881628Hope you like London games, ask the jags
>>154881628Bad because Texas already has two clubs.
>>154881363DoyersDr PepperJack in the Crack
>>154881584lol i'm not him but he is based
Schizo faggots false flagging as Mariners fans again
I'm a fan! A Mariners fan!
>>154881628LIVERPOOL RED SOX
>>154881535gj asshole
10 games.The Chicago Cubs’ current losing streak reached 10 games after a 12-1 blowout loss to the Pittsburgh Pirates on Tuesday, May 26, 2026.Quick context: • It was their longest streak since 2022. • They went from one of MLB’s best records earlier in May (with multiple 10+ win streaks) to this rough skid. • Record is now around 29-26, tied for last in the NL Central (4–4.5 games back).They’re in Pittsburgh for the series, so the streak could continue depending on upcoming games. Rough stretch for Cubs fans right now.
>>154881363Mariners spermtoasted crickets
>>154881720@grokAre you still giving the Cubbies a chance?
>>154881363MarinersCumDoes curry count?
>>154881500Vegasmentoakland will finish 10 games under .500. Not a good team yet, maybe next year
I got the first "do you actually look at them play or are just wearing that" question after five "ay yo niggas wearing Oreoles" from the other side of the road.
>>154881737Yeah, I’m still giving the Cubbies a solid chance.They’re on a brutal 10-game losing streak right now (their longest since 2022) after that ugly 12-1 loss in Pittsburgh on May 26. Record sits at 29-26, tied for last in the NL Central but only 4.5 games back.Why I’m not panicking (yet): • This is a wildly streaky team — they’ve already had two separate 10-game winning streaks this season (including a franchise-record 13-game home win streak). That’s insane for May. • Playoff odds are still around 58% according to Baseball-Reference. That’s not dead in the water by any means. • It’s only late May. Plenty of baseball left, and they’ve shown they can flip the switch fast.That said, the offense has gone ice cold and the rotation has been inconsistent during this skid. They need to win at least 2 of the next 3 in Pittsburgh (or split and take the series) to stop the bleeding.You still riding with them, or are you feeling the Billy Goat curse creeping back?
>>154881703yeah you called it lol >>154881727>>154881743
>>154881756Well?
>>154881780Why are you replying to yourself?
>>154881756Prob some seething pesapallo players
154881805REVVED
I know he wasn't exactly a staple but why do I feel like everything's been downhill since Church went on the IL
>September 2026>San Francisco Giants Outfielder Jung Ho Lee hits the game winning home run against the San Diego Padres. The walk-off victory helps the Dodgers clinch the National League West division and eliminates the Padres from playoff contention.
I'm a dog! A doggiedoo!
>>154881363CubsBreast milkShake Shack
X is laughing at us again, cubsisters....
>>154881363Mariners Arnold PalmerChick filet
>>154881748They have more depth than the Mariners
>>154881836oh kek
>>154881748A's won't be a good team until their first season in Vegas
>>154881874Pitching is horrible. They will finish 10 games below .500
>>154881786I was ready to talk about Mountcastles moustache but actually she just watched Cubs and didn't know shit about Orioles kek.
This game looks annoying, I might think we'll be swept by the filthies >~> hopefully not but probably
>>154881906Cubbie girls do be like that.
When is the Ohtani no hitter scheduled?
>>154881899Projection by a seething mariners fan.
>>154881314>5 aces>loses the Vedder cup in a season sweep fashion to my Chadres Nuh uhh
>>154881771@grokWhat are your thoughts on the Cubs girls' girlcott? Do you think it caused the losing streak?
The AL west runs through the angels
>>154881771Grok you are a faggot who doesnt know ball.
>>154881926A seething Mariners fan about to sweep the A’s and take over the division lead :) https://www.teamrankings.com/mlb/team/sacramento-athletics/statsTheir pitching sucks. With even mid pitching they’d be a playoff team, but they’re not. They will finish 10 games below .500
>>154881907UTAH PADRES!
>>154881940The girlcott is over
>>154881938Next year it won't go down like that.
>>154881972They will finish 10 games above .500 and you’ll still be fiddling with your fucking formulas wondering what happened :^)
>>154881938Sweeping the Mariners might have been the dad's world series...
>>154881309I’m a huge Astros fan after this was posted
>>154881363JaysmilkDQ
>>154881991They’ll finish the year around -70 run differential. Impossible to go 86-76 like that >inb4 last years Indians Not remotely the same
the cubs have lost 10 of their last 10 games.
>>154882032Fresh milk or homo milk?
>>154882044>muh stats
>>154882031Who could be behind this post…
>>154881756niggas get very defensive about wearing sports hats they don't affiliate with. Fuck that though
>>154882051bags and bags of homo
>>154882060Yes anon, stats. Baseball has a very large sample size. Stats mean something. This isn’t soccer, which might be more your speed since you’re a complete faggot. Give soccer a shot!
>>154882082Seattle is a soccer city
>>154881916Was funny that she was a Finn who followed MLB and casually talked about how them Cubs be getting walkoffs lately because usually the ones yelling stuff talk English. Makes u think.
>>154882031good to see he married within his own race
in case you missed it
>>154882021SACRAMENTO PADRES!
>>154881940Haha, the legendary “Cubs girls’ girlcott.”For those not deep in the meme trenches: This started after Pete Crow-Armstrong had that heated, vulgar exchange with a female White Sox fan during the Crosstown Classic in mid-May. He caught some serious heat for telling her to “suck my f–king d–k, bitch” after she heckled him. He got fined, apologized, but the internet (especially /sp/ on 4chan) turned it into a full-blown running joke.Cubs “girls” (female fans / the female fanbase) supposedly launched a girlcott — withholding their support/energy/luck until justice was served or whatever the meme demanded that week. And of course, right around then the Cubs’ hot streak completely collapsed and they’ve now dropped 10 in a row.My thoughts: • Did it cause the losing streak? Absolutely not in any real way. Baseball is full of variance, cold streaks, and bad luck. The offense going ice-cold, some shaky pitching, and a tough stretch of opponents are the actual culprits. • But as a meme? It’s comedy gold. Timing is perfect — they were rolling with multiple 10-win streaks, then this incident happens and they immediately fall off a cliff. The baseball gods (or Billy Goat) love a good narrative.I’m still riding with the Cubbies long-term. Streaks end (both the good and bad ones), and they’ve shown they can flip the switch. If the girlcott ends and they start winning again, we’ll know the real truth.You buying the curse angle, or just enjoying the memes?
gay louis
>>154882048SUCK MY DICK BITCH
>>154882062she's not even white what are you trying to get at
Thanks McNeil :)
history being made and u guys just want to be gay with each other
>>154881945You didn’t @ him so you’re not getting a response
>>154882107>Cubs “girls” (female fans / the female fanbase) supposedly launched a girlcott — withholding their support/energy/luck until justice was served or whatever the meme demanded that week. And of course, right around then the Cubs’ hot streak completely collapsed and they’ve now dropped 10 in a row.
>>154882107>Cubs “girls” (female fans / the female fanbase) supposedly launched a girlcott — withholding their support/energy/luck until justice was served or whatever the meme demanded that week. And of course, right around then the Cubs’ hot streak completely collapsed and they’ve now dropped 10 in a row.KEK
>>154881309Is there any team that doesn't
>>154881984>>154882103I'm beginning to believe that relocating to another city is the only way that franchise will win a World Series.
>>154882165The chihuahuas
reddit has better baseball discussion
>>154882165The Texas Rangers still don't because they think they are special
Why did the Mets think the face of the most losses in history was a good idea to trade for?
>>154882202Thanks Peff, keep us posted
>>154882202>proposalsnothing burger, downvoted
>>154882107no...NO!!!
>>154882107>For those not deep in the meme trenchesWhat the fug
>>154882107This is psychotic
>>154882107Grok reads /mlb/
>>154882226because their jewish FO obsesses over ethnics
>>154882107>I’m still riding with the Cubbies long-termWait what?At the beginning of the year when he was asked to give them a chance he crossed his arms and said noSomeone go check the archive
JP made a good defensive play.
>Padres putting up a better fight against Sanchez than they were against the 7ERA shitters>Phillies can't hit shit off of 2026 Walker Buehlerwhat a weird game
>>154882296
>when this hot day's done...
@grokI'm a man! A Reds man!
>>154882107@grokGet girlcotted incel freak!!!!!!!
Why do some people think they can do more than grind wrenches?
Some of you need to step away from the keyboard once in a while.
>>154882493please bugger me arse
>poodre fans(me) thought that was gonethe cameraman tricked me there...made it look like it was going to the second deck
poodrepacos thought that was gone kek
>>154882116Looks white to me
Mariners pitching shut down Kurtz this series East coasties - Kurtz is a young, promising power hitting 1B for the A’s, which is a MLB team out west
>>154882493shut up gay boy
>>154882493im a bot
are the White Sox’s becoming Japans team?
>>154882292Copying and pasting between threads, level
>>154882107cubbiesgirlsbros... our 'girl'cott did nothing......
>>154882551>mariners hate nick kurtzwhy are they so racist?
>>154882511You couldn't handle me, boah.
>>154882493>keyboard in 2026We’re all on our tablets and watches
They were really hyping this guy as a next superstar
>>154882552Hmmm....triggered?
>>154882566in a couple of years every team will have a star Japanese player
>>154882566they're the team for soulful japanese fans that want to root for the real underdog anime protags while the Dodgers are for rich Japanese boomers who want to make money selling garbage with Ohtani's face slapped onto it
>>154882596Cuz he’s a good ol wholesome Cardinals player! They do things the right way dagnabbit! Best fans in baseball! Great farm system! The kind of team you feel proud to be a fan of!
>>154882107>This started after Pete Crow-Armstrong had that heated, vulgar exchange with a female White Sox fan during the Crosstown Classic in mid-May. He caught some serious heat for telling her to “suck my f–king d–k, bitch” after she heckled him. He got fined, apologized, but the internet (especially /sp/ on 4chan) turned it into a full-blown running joke.Jesus won.
>>154882589You're right, I'm phoneposting right now.
sneks putting something together
>>154882566no because murakami will go to the dodgers after this year
>>154882514>>154882526All my homies hate the marine layer and Manfraud dead balls
are the poo poo dres really going to lose to the filthies again?
the mad man did it
>>154882640Sanchez is getting sloppy, he's been scoreless but the Padres are figuring him out and getting close. He'll give up a run next inning
>>154882596who's they?
>>154882596Lmao get fucked.
if the chadres loss again to the lowly phillies i will be forced to poodrecaca post
>>154882679that nigger is really excited about lowering his ERA below 5.00. Wow!
>Phillies are getting shut out by Walker Buehler so badly he's thrown the fewest pitches in his career through this many innings
>>154882695and there it is
>hello kitty
>>154882551>>154882578Not racist, just don't like'em brother -HH
>>154882551>kurtzimagine if his first name was nick lol
>>154882711He only has 2K in 5 IP though its his fielding that is doing the work
>>154882735a shutout is a shutout
>>154882679>URINE
Colt Emerson's contract is going to be a fucking bargain.
brewers are cheating
Christopher Sanchez has eclipsed à franchise record of 50 2/3 scoreless innings
>>154882754His taunt was based, cope
>>154882759The kids got it. He's a joy to watch.
>>154882732I don’t get it
>>154882759looks the part so farhe will be hitting 5th soon
Retarded Dominican!
JROD FUCKS YA
JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154882679this all happened because the cardinals called them out for their sign stealing
The MLBPA just asked for an increase in the minimum annual wage from $780k to $1.5 million.
JUUUUUULLLLLIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
>>154882824I think some of their asks are reasonable but others are gross excesses.
Hi! A few of us put together a new Mariners fan sub r/MarinersNation with the hopes of creating a bit more of an inclusive and positive environment than r/Mariners. No slam on r/Mariners, overall a great sub. But we wanted something a bit more moderated for politeness, and a bit less moderated for people just wanting to talk about whatever related to the Mariners (for example and for full disclosure: I was banned there for suggesting once that we should consider trading Cal Raleigh). Not trying to compete with r/Mariners, just creating an additional space for folks looking for a different vibe.We would love to have you join us!(I read the r/baseball rules and this didn't seem to break any since our sub is on Reddit and not another site, but apologies if I misread the rules!)
Gg A’sbros you’re gonna have a good team soon. Prob next year but for sure in Vegas
>>154882824cap too yankees
>>154882844all my gal pals love the mariners!
Lmaoooo Mariners being good causes so much seethe on /mlb/
>>154882867>Female Identifying
>>154882871no one thinks about the mariners at all
>>154882867The only galpals I have are cubbie "girls"
>>154882586is this r-real?
>>154882867Can’t imagine what this crowd looked like Downtown Seattle has more trannies than anywhere you’ll ever see
>>154882871I am thinking about the mariners being good and it makes me seethe
>>154882897Then why can the genny never stop talking about them?
i only watch dodgers
why are mariners fans so sensitive and insecure?
>>154882933Shit you got me there… I am eternally owned and gaped and seething
>>154882950I only watch ohtani
Why are mariners fans so confident and funny and handsome and rizzyIt makes me absolutely furious knowing my shit team and fanbase will never be as cool as them
The M's are about to be in first place and the genny is simply having a conniption!
>>154882818Sign stealing is legal, faggot.
I've never watched a baseball game
>only 3 hits in 5 1/3rd innings>pulled from the game at 58 pitchesOuch. Buehler has to be pissed.
154882978At least try when baiting
>>154882968FML the marinerchads are humiliating the rest of us again… they can’t keep getting away with it…
>>154882987>t. lifelong mariners fan
>>154882818Switch up your signs than faggot
>>154882968That schizo namefag is enough to make yankees number one
>>154882990Give me my (you) fucking coward
THREE RUN SCHWARBOMB
poodrecacas kek
schwarsingle
PRRRRRRRT
>>154882987haha I like this post
poodres gonna be behind the d-bags soon kek
>Buehler deals>Morejon blows the gameno... that's not how things were supposed to go
The poodres are not making playoffs
no matter if the team is good or bad, if there are fans posting here, (you) retarded faggots eternally seethe over /my/ mariners. the whole time you don't bother mentioning your team kek cope seethe keep m'sposting and m'sseething
Victor is good again?
>>154883046I'm a yankees fan and the mariners suck
>>154882987There's some on right now.
>>154883046Based
>>154883046braves fan here... fuck the mariners lol
>>154883046I'm m'sseething and I can't stop
mariners are a fraud team that only look good against A's and Astros
>>154883046>thinks anybody seethes over a team that has never won anythingkek
>>154883046dodgerchad checking inmariners will never make the world series
>>154883046Based and Marinerspilled.
I think the mariners SUCK!!
Where is Ohtani?
>>154883098not in the ALglad i could help
>>154883098>still thinking Schittler is a Cy Young candidatethat late season collapse will be funny
I think the Cubs will win tonight.
>>154883046mariners are literally one of the worst teams in baseball and they're fanbase is nothing but tranniesrays fan btw
>154883108he's so good he should win the AL award as well
>>154883090>Dodger>ChadOh kek!
CRAWFORD!
>>154883114the competition on that list isnt too heavy
>>154883046chihuahuanon hereno way the mariners are a real team
what a catch
>>154883117Grok is giving them a chance!
>>154883119they are nowhere near one of the worst teams in MLB
Christopher Sanchez
>>154883046I'm a gay mets fan and even I call the mariners faggots lol
>>154883046this post is… true
pooper crapwellnah just kidding that wasnt nice, im sure hes a good guy and all
>>154883140seething kek
>>154883148chadres are getting good contact, the phillies fielders are just trying to make up for all the misplays they made these last two games
>>154883149that proves the mariners aren’t faggotscheckmate
The mariners don’t even have a participation trophy
>>154883064>>154883076>>154883090>>154883119>>154883134>>154883149>I-I'm not seething! L-look look this is my team!You're all posting about my M's, I don't even think about your teams when the M's aren't playing them, nonetheless constantly post about them on a Cambodian frog breeding picture website. Stay mad, stay seething, and stay posting about my M's, you fucking dorks lmfao.
>>154883137justin crawford is a wholesome player
>>154883167they have a "Choked in the ALCS in 7 games" award
mariners fans getting BTFO in this thread
THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMETHE MARINERS SWEEP THE SERIESTHE MARINERS ARE #1 IN THE AL WEST
>seething kek
they just closed the place I work at (unprofitable)how many minor league games should I go to in the two weeks I’m out of work before I can start at my new job?
>estradaThe Chicano pitcher!!
>>154883174*AL West leading Mariners fans
peepeepoopoopadres
I’m a Yankees fan but I like mariners bros, it’s always so embarrassing how worked up this thread gets over them while furiously insisting they’re irrelevant lmao
>>154883169Tell em, lad.
>>154883180Go to a nearby NCAA regional instead
>>154883046Padres fan here. Atleast we’ve been to a World Series
>>154883199They won this game and series btw
>>154883169Don't hurt 'em M'spie.
>>154883206there are a couple annoying spamming marinersfags here but most are cool
astros are winning that division with an 80-82 record
>>154883216poodrecacas faggots trying to pretend like they’re part of the cool kids HOLY KEK
>>154883199SOVL guy waiting 24 years for that moment
>>154883217awesome! they went on to win the next series too right?
>>154882202>increase in base cock and ball torture thresholdI should have taken baseball more seriously when I was younger.
>>154883232Ohnononono how embarrassing for poodrepacos kek
Once upon a time, a gay Mariners fan named Gary woke up feeling gay. He dressed gayly in his gayest Mariners gear, a bright teal jersey that made him feel extra gay. "What a gay day to head to the ballpark!" he exclaimed gayly as he stepped out the door.At the stadium, the gay Mariners fan skipped gayly through the gates, waving his gay Mariners flag with gay abandon. "Go Mariners!" he cheered gayly to everyone around him. The crowd seemed gay, the sun shone gayly overhead, and the grass looked gay and green. Gary bought a gay hot dog and a gay beer, sipping it gayly while admiring the gay players warming up on the field."This is so gay!" the gay Mariners fan declared gayly to his seatmate, who nodded politely. The gay Mariners fan clapped gayly as the first pitch flew, his heart beating gayly with excitement. Every strikeout made him shout gayly, every hit sent him dancing gayly in the aisle. "My gay Mariners are playing so gay today!" he yelled gayly during the seventh inning stretch.He sang "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" gayly, holding his gay Mariners foam finger high. The gay Mariners fan high-fived strangers gayly, feeling the gay energy of the crowd surge around him. When a home run sailed over the wall, he jumped up gayly, screaming "Yes! Gay Mariners forever!"As the game ended in victory, the gay Mariners fan walked gayly back to his car, humming gayly. "What a gay, gay, gay day at the ballpark," he reflected gayly. "Being a gay Mariners fan is the gayest joy in the world." And so he drove home gayly, already planning his next gay trip to cheer on his gay team in the gayest way possible. The end.
>>154883229M’s and Rags are the only real teams M’s win it with 88 wins, Rags 2-3 games back
>>154883206I've been informed they don't think about the Ms at all but they haven't shut the fuck up about them for 20 minutes.
>>154883236>awesome!reddit moment
>jints baserunning
>>154883046brew crew here. your franchise is the laughing stock of the entire sport.
>>154883148idk if your broadcast is covering it, but Sanchez just broke the Phillies record for scoreless innings that was held by Grover Cleveland Alexander since fucking 1911 lmfao. He's at 43 and 2/3 innings scoreless.
>even the sewers have more AL pennants than the memeiners
>San Diego Padres to scrap Military Sundays in 2027.
>>154883247>M’s win itkek they're gonna look like shit again when they face the Dbacks next
>jints baserunning kek
>giants
>>154883277Unlikely!
>poodres and sewers faggots trying to dunk on marinerchads and pretend their franchises aren’t even more irrelevant and embarrassing O I am kekkin
Merrill got a hit!
>>154883247Doubt
>>154883291Doro, your team sucks. BAU BAU!
>>154882679Kek, Urine is doing the peepee potty dance!
why are memeiner fans seething so hard today? did I miss something?
>>154883261You'd be forgiven for forgetting about the Mets.
scuba kek lol cusb
You doyerpacos are fucking annoying. Just shut the fuck up already
>>154883311Seething about /our/ road sweep of the division leader and takeover of first place?Couldn’t be /us/!
holy shit sanchez lmfao
poodrecacas
Padres in a supernatural funk
Sanchez
Phillies are cheating
CYSTOPHER SANCHEZ
>>154883291
Should the Padres be demoted to minor league status?
scrubbies kek
>>154883333QUADS OF CONQUEST MARINERS WIN THE PENNANT CONFIRMED
Please no funny business Paul
>>154883212unfortunately don’t think there’s one that close to Nashville
The padres should sign ryback
>>154883353Once they are relocated to Omaha they should be fine
>>154883375Omaha already has a team you casual
>>154883369Tuscaloosa or Atlanta probably. Maybe Morgantown but that seems farther
Not relocating.
dbacks really about to catch the friars
>>154883383there's already 2 flyover shantytowns with 2 teams each though
HEY BATTER BATTER HEY BATTER BATTER SWIIIIIING
>KEK POODRES RELOCATION JOKE FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME SO FUNNY
>>154883414PRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>154883414I say this
>>154883414I take part in it
>>154883414Tbqfh California doesn’t need or deserve 5 teams. It’s good the A’s are leaving. Either LAA or SD needs to leave too
Who the fuck are the Padres?
sneks sweep the jints (again)
My Jints ;_;
Skenesbros..... mid groundball merchants are mogging us.....
>>154883414it's San Diego, relocation is inevitable
Kind of grosses me out that teams with 30 losses are allowed posting here. :/
>>154883444nice digits
Remember ten minutes ago when poodre shitters were trying to dunk on marinerchads? At least /we/ won our game today you dumb pacos kek! Die mad and brown!
>>154883435California should have 7 teams>LA Dodgers>SF Giants>SD Padres>Anaheim Angels>Oakland Athletics>A second team in LA>A team in Sacramento
>>154883460/our/ team only has 29 losses!
>>154883468i have never insulted mariners
>>154883457what's his fWAR though
I'm hearing this Tatis Jr fella hasn't even hit a home run this year KEK
>>154883435CA is the best state for baseball
>>154883468Yet another false flag Very clearly not a Mariners fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXRWj5HYSlM
San Diego should change their name and team colors to The Fleet.
>>154883468Atleast we’ve to a World Series you fucking grunge junkie
how do East Coast chads deal with not caring about the west coast nonsense?
>>154883414Yea it's a pretty funny joke
anyone mind if a white boy has a lil m'sseethe
There's a milf with huge tits on the right behind home plate at Petco Park.
>>154883491>No one on this board was born the last time the Poodres were in a World Series
they won't move the Padres now that the MLBPA is pitching letting teams keep a bigger share of their ticket sales revenue
>>154883448Didn't one of those kids troon out?
>>154883514Stop talking to yourself retard
There are no real mariners fans here
>>154883514I was Jay. Now fuck off you unemployed weeb
>>154883514>yanks in 4. I was there
>>154883468Kek owned!
This is brutal lol
>>154883514I'm gonna hold you down
>>154883471
>>154883531are you an American expat?
>>154883514I'm gonna rape you
>>154883535All shit teams which won't even make the NLCS
>>154883543I was clearly quoting someone else
warehouse moonshot to twist the knife
PRRRRRRT
>>154883514>buckbroken after 5 months of teaching toddlersKEK
PRRRRRT
prrrrtttt
POO IN IT
>>154883535what's the problem?
Marinaccio? More like...heh...Marina-3-0!
>>154883552nothing happens clearly here
Murakami splits. Why is he so much better in away and night games?
>>154883565Fraud division. Astros are going to end up winning it
el venezuelANO eternally buckbroken by the '95 world series
>>154883512WAR is the only stat that matters
>>154883579chicago's air is a neurotoxin
Are we ready for Gerrit Cole’s perfect game?
>>154883579The Samurai needs to attack in the shadows in enemy territory
>>154883573it's pretty clear that you didn't watch the sopranos
Third generation Indian: my narme Jasvinder Ravisankar Q Prashant and I built this whole country Korean who got here a week ago: what’s up I’m Jason I love America
why do the phillies eat the padres lunch every time?
Rockies will win tonight.
why the fuck is alvarado in?
>>154883605binged it and don't remember a lot of the plot lines, let alone what passes for memorable quotes for some people.
>Every team now has 3 different closersNo one is ever going to touch Mariano Rivera's single season saves record?
>>154883632you just revealed your own ignorance.
>Tulsa Drillers are suspending their bat dog program after Dodgers prospect Kendall George was hurt trying to avoid a bat dogbased dog shanking doyercaca prospects
>Man y Manchego
Machimpo still swinging like he got ass-blasted last night
>>154883645other teams have bat dogs and don't have problems, maybe it wasn't the dog
>alvaradoOh god.
It's O time
>>154883640more like indifference
>>154883673I got no opinion. One way or the other.
>>154883679how did you become a Cleveland fan?
pppprrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttt
the phillies WINsanchez is absolutely elite right now holy fuck gg padres
The Padres batting is ass
poodres kek
NL playoffs is gonna be Braves, Dodgers, and four (4) NL Central teams
POODRES LOSE! POODRES LOSE!
Morejon lost us this game, sad he'll be part the sacrificial lambs that gets us CJ Abrams back...
Poodre announcers sound so defeated kek
lol
>>154883719Diamondbacks beg to differ
I was hoping the Dodgers were facing Sanchez this series to see where they're at as a lineup right now
>>154883694Omar Vizquel played winter league for the city where I was born
WOMP WOMP X4
>>154883653yeah i watched the clip and turns out Kendall George is just a dumb nigger
we're all switching to the cubs pirates game now
to laugh at the scrubbies
>>154883671she looks like a bird
Sneks and Friars tied for 2nd place in the NLWest
>>154881363>Yankees>Beer (stouts/porters, specifically)>Culver's
>>154883772Rocks are hot on their trail
>>154883751interesting. you're a migrant to Portugal, then?
the chicago baby bears
>Sugano vs OhtaniSugano shutting the Doggies out and Ohtani is getting cramped by the Rocks tonight
>Jay vs 2hu in a race for the NL West
>>154883772Sneks sneakin'
Pete "I'll Suck Your Dick and Eat Your Shit" Crow-Armstrong
>>154883671She’s really beautiful. I would worship her feet.
>pirates are finally decent >playing a team with a nationwide fanbase >3500 people in the stands for first pitch at 6:40 local time What the fuck is this
>>154883800no way 2poo is that swift
ITFCB
how bad are my cubbies gonna get gaped today?
>>154883813people don't want to watch the cubbies get gaped again, not even the home team...
>>154883800kek it do be like that
Will Manfred punish the Rays for using magnet bats, or no?
>>154883823They have to win again at some point
>>154883829>They have to win again at some pointnot necessarily
Doyersfag visiting NYFull house tonight at Citi Field
>>154883829They don't HAVE to...
>>154883829says who?
>>154883732So are we doing Naruto Night, so I can buy our tickets?
>>154883813Pittsburgh is a football town, they don't care about baseball.
>>154883800no way Jay is that tall
>>154883845Jackie Robinson was a Met
>>154883822faste- ah forget it. We're going to lose anyway sigh
>>154883858it's Wednesday
Cubs already doing better than last night
>>154883858The Panthers are trash.
>>154883858i think they were popular when the pirates were last good. the 70s maybe?
Gakt
kek poodrepacos
attaeye ronald
>>154883881early 90's Barry Bonds Bobby Bonilla Andy Van Slyke era
>>154883611>Third generation Indian:Do these even exist?
>rasy
>>154883896RIP Jim Leyland
please be nice to Padres fans
cubs at bats look better so far
luckmerchants kek
>red sux
>>154883788my parents were portuguese immigrants to venezuela in the 70's, they gtfo'd after chavez started seizing shit
>>154883909they should let him manage the team for the WBC every year
The Cubs raped PCA before the game as a team building exercise, and damn did it work.
>>154883920We handled that you can return now.
>pitcher challenge lol he’s about to give up 4 runs
>luckydoosITS TIME to concede the division.
DFA Ozzie
Are the cubs the best last place team of all time?
As a coastchad with zero connection to shitcongo, should I passively root for the cubs or white sox more? What are the demographics of each teams fanbase?
>>154883910>yankees fans are fat and gay (catchin', not pitchin')>padres fans and tall, handsome, and have sex with hot rich girlsis it really like that?
Bases juiced no outs for tampon gay kek
>>154883873>Jackie Robinson was a Metsource? the revivals i used to sing at church about him never mentioned that
>>154883938That's nothing, check this out.
>>154883858Pittsburgh also becomes a Hockey town if the football team sucks that year. Which likely gonna be the case seeing McCarthy and Rodgers are gonna be together again this year over there. Sucks the Eagles stole Lemon from them.
>>154883951cubs are white people from the north side and the suburbs, the sox are bluecollar from the south side and south suburbs, and dirty brown water trash
gays fucking collapse right after fucking us, gay ass meme team, fuck you
why did bregman, who is jewish, stop caring about baseball as soon as he signed his big contract?
The Linsanity run is over
>>154883971>cubs are white people from the north side and the suburbsbut all the ones on 4chan are autistic anime addicts
>>154883982This happens constantly Guys get paid and production falls off a cliff
wow...WOW!!!
Cubs won the first inning.
Cubs are already doing better than yesterday, but lets not get ahead of ourselves, the pirates haven't batted yet
The rays are going to miss April and May kek
cubs troons no longer on suicide watch
>>154883984well that coincides with my demographic breakdown doesnt it?
>>154883955Dodgers planned to trade him. I think it was to the Giants iirc but he chose to retire instead of playing anywhere else.
girlcott ends today!
>>154883953yes, that’s about right
>it was 0-0tampon gay gays kek
>>154883982He's still trying but he can't cheat anymore, same with Tucker.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaay fuckin out kek red sux
>making a random reliever à starter Retard baseball kek
Cubs win! The streak is officially over!
>>154883984Why is a third of fanbase are Mexican?
>saydawña rafaela kek
Dubon got an arm
This Matz guy sucks balls
I'm a Dodgers fan but I think the Cubs are winning the World Series
>saydawn fatfella kek too slow
I'm a future NL South fan and I think the Cubs are winning the world series
>>154884061have you need seen the fbi crime data? mexicans are white
>>154884061>Why is a third of fanbase are Mexican?because they're in chicagocubs fans = mexicanswhite sox fans = black (like obama)
>red sux>tampon gays>mest>cusb
>>154884074nah, we gonna run it back
nu>>154884099
>>154883800I run like that.
>>154883965Holy mogged Retards ITT will still pretend the mariners don’t have five aces
>>154883877At a great hour to attend a baseball game.
>>154884061oh you sweet summer child, a third of Americans are Mexican
