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Flavor of Love Edition
TONIGHT:
>COL (0) vs VEG (1) - 2nd Period
Previous >>154868760
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anon just admit that you cannot resist jen's allure
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gary won
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VEGAS
LOSES
TODAY
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bud1
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I did not make 6 friends last year
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>>154870947
I can't resist it
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>>154870940
I saw the back plate but was it actually flav?
>>154870950
LOL, LMAO
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>>154870954
I made 6 friends and they're all cool ivy league hockey player girlbosses
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>>154870950
In your dreams
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>>154870940
>>154870940
>>154870940
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I can't believe Marner isn't shit. It was Matthews all along.
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>>154870980
you never did give us your thoughts on your loss to bud. bud1500 is a good a time as any to let us finally know
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>>154870961
This looks like every US State's voting results.
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>>154870973
can any of them help me get a job?
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>>154870986
We call them celebrinis. I think mackinnons are better though
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>>154870986
until Matthews gets out of Toronto
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>>154870986
No, it was Toronto
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Will Colorado avoid a sweep?
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Edmonton should trade for mathews.
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>>154870961
carter shart's not going to like this...
also over 50% of every other province has to also be in favour of them leaving for it to happen
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>>154870991
Sorry I have a life and don't come to post here often. What is bud1500 for those who aren't familiar with your inside joke
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Friendly reminder that it was LITERALLY 3-0
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>>154870986
marner has won at every level except professional
matthews ran away to switzerland to hide from competition
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>>154871020
No
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I took the garbage out to the curb bros
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Real talk though, Ice Hockey is an Eastern Time Zone sport, why does Gary play his games so late for his main viewerbase?
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>>154871027
the time you lost to bud was 1500 days ago
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>>154870961
Is this as good as the Brexit polling?
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can't wait for david amber to replace ron
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general reminder that it was FIGURATIVELY 3-0
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>>154871037
I'll follow your example
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>>154871022
this gay rapist edmonton retard nigga would be a separatist
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>>154871022
If 2/3s of Albertans ever want out then you'll just have to talk to the gun
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>>154871052
Sherwood park
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Based Canes give a noose to best player of the game.
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>>154871020
Yes, copey coping. There's no way the Aves are getting clean swept. 4-2 is more likely
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>>154871029
did you know that celebrini lives with jumbo joe?
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>>154871045
yeah aves suck
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>>154871044
He's actually cool when he debuted on sportsdesk in 1999 i thought he was a wrestler because he was so jacked
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>>154870961
whats going on in that big cuck square up north?
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>>154871041
What kind of pussy goes to sleep before midnight? I wake up at 545 and sleep at 1230. Just take naps if you have to and sleep in on the weekends
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>>154871065
literally the same shit its just where all the faggot cops live
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>>154871065
go Crusaders
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>>154871066
you're god damn right
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>>154871037
i need to do this too but the dumpster not the curb
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>>154871055
it's true that exterminating the separatist vermin should have been the first response
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>>154871042
Who is Bud and what did he lose at
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>>154870961
>map porn
Yikes...
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RAGS SCARRRRRRRR :DDD
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>>154870973
can you ask them if they're into 5'6 dudes who dont have a job, car, broke, no health insurance, and overweight?
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>the city of Saguenay
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>Who is Bud and what did he lose at
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5 beers and a shot of whiskey deep. time to order the pizza
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>>154871055
cope, a bunch of retarded boomers won't do shit and also 2/3 is a fucking fantasy
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>>154871099
the guy that raped you that chilly easter evening 1500 days ago
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>>154871110
post moobs
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>>154871110
why didn't you order pidser earlier?
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>>154870961
>Lethbridge is the most chudded-out city in Alberta
uhhhhhh good to know, I guess?
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>>154871121
i drink light beers don't really have them
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>>154871065
That's where robin hood was from
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Where in Vegas are you guys from? Green valley here
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Member when Team Canada violently raped that virgin in their hotel room at world juniors? I hate men so much it’s unreal.
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>>154871037
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Shit, I wasn't paying attention, who is the sponsor of the 2nd period?
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>>154871143
where'd you find this picture of me
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>>154871110
t. trb before he beats his starving dog when it looks at the pizza he doesn't want to share. F to that heckin doggo...
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it feels like pp's at the beginning of periods never really work out
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>>154871143
Heart attack grill closed thats the heart of Vegas.
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>>154871143
you can play goalie on /hoc/s street hockey team when we play against shannon
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>>154871159
How about poo poo's?
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>>154871161
Why even live anymore
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>>154871118
Not sure what you're talking about man. I thought it was some kind of achievement one of the players got to but it seems like it's one of your weird jokes that isn't funny. Thanks for reminding me why I don't come post here often
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>>154871161
No way, for what? That was a Fremont Street staple (would never eat there)
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>>154871144
>violently raped
reminds me of trb 1500 days ago
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>>154871159
at least she can't get pregnant
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MY RAGS
2-0 IN BUTT FUCK NOWHERE
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I had a bacon cheeseburger once at BurGR, so I guess you could call me a golden knights fan.
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>>154871174
i think it's because the building owner massively jacked up the rent
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Avs suck
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>>154871130
When I had a job where I ate at the same five guys at the same time every day (surprisingly, not "five guys employee"), I usually sat near the Lethbridge newspaper review for Five Guys. I believe they saw the expensive fast food burger chain as a sort of beacon of culture
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aves? more like calves. because it's calf day.
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>>154871144
E.M. is a LIAR and it is proven in court
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>>154871173
slowly xhe begins to bubble
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is makar a chud separatist like sharter fart?
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>>154871143
Not from Vegas, but I TDY a lot to Nellis. I love the city and the culture. I'm a Kraken fan originally, but uhhhhhhhhh.
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>>154871130
They're right next door to Montana. They're CINO's.
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>>154871078
Injuns I guess.
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>>154871200
makar seems like a fag
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>>154871187
true the Avs are the blatantly weaker team in THIS series but have you seen the other chucklefucks. If the Avs were playing Montreal or Carolina they would be up 3-0 and trying to complete a sweep tomorrow.
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>>154871186
>building owner massively jacked up the rent
Many unfortunate cases lately
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>>154871144
>Canada resorts to talmudic rituals to win
>still no stanley cup
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>>154871213
he'd be from edmonton if he was one of those lol!
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Awww shitttt. Here comes the 0-4 truthers
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>>154871205
so you won't mind if we take them?
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>154871233
haha that's the truth!
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torts reminding himself he shouldn't lose another 100k chimping out at a reff over that call
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bednar's already thinking about the roulette wheel
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>>154871241
Only if you let me come with them
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gary made the call
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>THAT reddit troon is back at it again
lol like cuckwork
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wonder how much money the avs are costing gord dwyer right now
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>>154871268
cuck
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>>154871203
I remember when they brought the stanley cup to the BX for people to take a picture with, still bummed my supervisor wouldnt let me go
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>>154871270
why did you take your loss to bud so hard?
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>>154870961
We need to bring back city-states
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Should I move to Sherwood park what am I missing?
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>>154871268
just give it a few decades
Canada will break up, we'll end up annexing parts of it, and the rest will still be some sort of American protectorate
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>>154871203
This post is pure bullshit btw because Kraken doesn't have any fans
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>>154871293
jeet
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>>154871319
not much just some balding retard driving his rice box
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>>154871319
all i know about sherwood park is a guy from there got trb to write "bud1" on his own wall
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>>154871319
winnipeg awaits you
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>>154871319
are you a molester cop/rcmp? go for it if so
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if Parker Kelly were a farm animal, he'd be called "Porker Kelly"
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>>154871298
That bastard! I'm honestly impressed at the size of that BX. My nearest one (McChord) feels tiny by comparison. Anyhow, go Knights!
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What does Makar even do
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>>154871298
Your supervisor was a bitch and probably still is
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Brock Nelson is the Noah Dobson of forwards
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>>154871348
careful, he might see you said that and punch an official in the face again.
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>>154871354
>Your supervisor was a bitch and probably still is
much like trb on 04/17/22
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>>154871324
We shouldn't annex any of it. It would be more californias
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softpusys are paying nelson 7M the next two seasons btw
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>>154871324
>most powerful army in the world
>a few decades
more embarrassing than korea tbqh lmao
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>>154871324
What a good idea
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>>154871371
>more californias
That would be an unironic nightmare. We should stop c*n*d* from collapsing then
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>>154871371
My democratsies will make the trains run on time, but perhaps they will not build the trains on time
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Nelson won his gold medal and never scored again
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>>154871408
Kadri doesnt do anything either
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how did necas stankoven and rantanen all start being shit at the same time?
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>>154871394
let the places that secede remain independent
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>>154871412
at least he is a UFA again this year, right?
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>CM Punk in the building
Copey missing out
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why does burns look like a homeless undercover fbi agent?
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>>154871389
>most powerful army in the world
Canada is going to fall apart on its own
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>>154871412
I had no expectations for Jihadri.
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These teams both have more shots than the Habs
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>>154871448
My Sabres would bootyblast the Habs
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>>154871448
better players, too.
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>>154871197
source?
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whats this guy doing
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the la kings would have run a train on the leastern conference.
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>>154871391
>south florida being anything other then ontario or quebec

ISHYDDT
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Game 5 (If Nec) kek. You just love to see that.
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>>154871448
and fewer goals
sog is a meme stat
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>>154871469
we'd tell you but the picture is the size of ants
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if Vegas wins the flames won the andersson trade even more btw
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>muhhhh le "misfits" bullshit again
When will (((espn))) drop this talking point?
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>>154871475
PINTRTNTLWYWH
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>>154871487
gotta win the cup for that (which they will)
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>>154871485
there is an anon here that was at the golden knights game the other day, maybe he knows.
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>>154871479
>>154871487
colorado wins today. cope
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>>154871499
shut the fuck up mildcuck
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I kind of want the Avs to win a few games before just losing anyway just to drive home how futile their resistance really was
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>>154871475
You're lucky we don't let you get annexed by the Caribbean and Puerto Rico
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habs, more like hags
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>>154871469
I think its for 50/50 tickets
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>>154871448
I was just thinking that.
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>>154871514
What has this "mildcuck" done to hurt you so much?
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>>154871484
THE CANES TENDER IS A RANDOM FAN
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RIP
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necas dead
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kwab
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>softpusy down
KWAB
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No golf for a few weeks for Necas lmao
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>sh-shut the fuck up mildcuck
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central a shit
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wait is the game back
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Nacas is dead
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Holy milking it
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>martin nachos
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>skates into his hipcheck
>dies
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>a second av's knee has been hit
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AVS HAVE NO KNEES
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>didn't call the penalty immediately
>Necas is a weak pussy
>they review it now?
That's some bullshit
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>you cant just move your hip to avoid a hit
Wow SN commentary fucking sucks.
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>>154871606
turn your monitor on bozo
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>necas ded
KWAAAAAAAAASOFFFFFFFFFFFFFTPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSAY
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>>154871545
There are like 4+ guys who antagonize leaf posters about losing in the Olympics. One of the leaf posters spent the last week in here getting riled up and arguing non-stop for like entire days at a time. Seems like he's not a native English speaker. Some people refer to him as Samir
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2 minutes embellishment for the avs, get up you fuckin pussy
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>>154871567
SAVE ME REFFIE!
AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!
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>>154871616
>>>/pw/
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Matt Cooke is nodding at his televison
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>>154871621
lurk more retard
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>>154871567
yet another soft pussy dies
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>>154871631
slopdown was cancelled
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>>154871631
>>>/lgbt/
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>>154871636
I have a relevant gif for this post.
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>>154871597
he nearly killed that guy!
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>>154871622
>2 minutes embellishment for the avs
They've been doing this for 3 series now, what the fuck makes you think they'll ever call it?
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It all comes tumbling down
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>MacKinnon dives
>Refs ignore him
LOL
>Landy cross checks
>PENULTY
LMAO
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captain chimpout
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Does Mackinnon do anything other than try to skate by 3 people and turn the puck over?
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>>154871636
Raffi Torres is nodding at a television in a bar for evil Latinos
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MacKinnon flop
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ref sticking hands out and then calls nothing hit to stick it to mac is pretty funny. blatant rigger, but funny.
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YOU
RACK
DISCIPRINE
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>NOOOOOO I DOVE WHY AREN'T YOU CALLING A PENALTY
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>softpusys getting reffied
kek
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no one could have ever suspected dwyer for betting on vegas
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>>154871659
i dont, but they should
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>>154871672
hes like 2nd or 3rd in points for playoffs
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>154871643
hey samir good morning. how was the long sleep after that marathon shift you put in overnight?
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MY REFFIES ARE ON FIRE :)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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LMAO
IN THE KEK BOX
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>>154871713
Look Sikhs are bro tier
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>>154871686
he didnt dive. his skates connected with other guys and tripped him. its a penalty in regular season 100% of time even if not intentional trip.
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Blackwood is on fire
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Dorofuckwad should have had 2goals
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>b-b-b-b-b-but I DOVE!!!!!
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Carter "walk these niggas down and rape em" Hart.
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That was a good save
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why the FUCK did lolirado not go to Blackwood in game 3?
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>>154871727
>skates into the other player. Falls over.
>Where's the call?!
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>>154871750
bednar was thinking about playing blackjack too much
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>>154871727
gay nigga stop pretending you know puck
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>>154871758
>FUCK ME
literally what did he mean by this?
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>>154871672
He’s injured be nice
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>>154871768
holy BASED drag that hoe
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>>154871758
bend over and drop your breezers and I will.
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>>154871758
I sure will marner
bend over
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>>154871768
Oh the “you don’t know puck” faggot is back
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>>154871758
He needs Torts to correct him again
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>>154871777
>literally what did he mean by this?
>I should have one-timed that pass, but I second guessed myself and took too long to take my shot.
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>softpusy acts like his knee was just removed from his body
>didn't get the call, so now he is just skating around like normal
kek. softpusys
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>>154871758
He’s mad Dorofeyev fucked up his two beautiful apples
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Getting sleepy Gary...
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>>154871809
NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST IMPLY IM A JEET!!!!
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VGK needs to win this game, for trb's dog's sake...
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good morning sirs
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>marner gets good
>hoc wants to fuck him
Back the fuck off?!?! He's mine
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>>154871809
talk about seething lmao
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This hart kid is looking good
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>>154871816
He....corrected....marner.
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>>154871809
why are indians like this
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>TFW when you wear the colors of your next rape victim
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>>154871854
mitchy is gonna take this dick whether you like it or not, just like sharter fart did!
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>>154871868
walking in bud's steps
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>swept around
just like the softpusys are on the verge of getting swept tonight
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made such a good post some tard is still seething about it 24 hours later
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>>154871868
The Avs did not consent!
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>vegas only up 1 heading into 3rd
scared for trb's dog...
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>>154871868
The montreal victoire would beat my ass let's be real
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>>154871892
Did you trademark your catchphrase?
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>>154871880
I consent to Mitch taking my dick
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playoffs have been slurping ass
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>>154871868
Mackinnon needs correction.
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No matter what happens this game the Americans win
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>>154871868
If we win the cup, the city will give him a well deserved license to rape
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I'm gonna go to bed. Can you guys wake me up like 30 seconds before anyone scores?
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>>154871906
>historically a 3rd period team
dont worry anon its ending 3-0, gary leaked the script to me
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no goals.
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>>154871921
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1 period left
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>1-0 snoozefest with only 1 thread after 2 full periods
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>>154871927
These literally might be the worst playoffs of all time
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If Vegas wants to win maybe they should score my goals thats my opinion
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tick tock wagies
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Will /hoc/ still be taking stinky marners if he wins a cup?
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Are the avs even playing like they're going to get eliminated? They're being out shot, out skated, out passed, out blocked, and even out Marnered
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>>154871941
of course, where do you live? Basement window I assume...
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>>154871868
SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS
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>>154871960
incel
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Mitch marner will win the cup
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>>154871952
Canadians are so pissy when they’re out of the ploffs
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Hunchback of Notredame is better than the Lion King
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I cant believe we have to put up with a gayass and gaynes scf fucks sake
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>>154871967
jlmi
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wish this guy would take his job seriously
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>>154871964
No I take stinky celebrinis or mcdavids
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>>154871964
He’s pretty good. Laffs should have tried to keep him
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>>154871989
my niggas wearing rick owens wdym? brother is swagged out the wazoo
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>>154871983
the Hunchback of Notre Dame would Booty Blast the Lion King
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>>154871952
the thread only moves when its canada v usa
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>>154871945
this eases my concern for trb's dog
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LIKE MUSSOLINI
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>>154871976
rod can stop this if we trust the science enough
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I take stinky Canadas
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>>154871965
Turns out they suck and can only beat teams that are missing key pieces.
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>>154871989
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>>154871952
most anons this afternoon were saying they didnt plan on watching.
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>>154871999
checked
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>>154872007
Science is gay just like his randy canes
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>>154871964
I will start calling them mackinnons.
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>>154872014
KEK no way this fucking real
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>>154871989
Hes too busy making up false allegations of racism when guys do tough man poses
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>>154871999
>wearing full rick when you're 90 lbs overweight
grim, wokstar energy
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based cm punk is there i saw bros
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>>154871989
>>154871999
Here's the thing, you just know some faggot/cunt dei retard directed him to dress outrageously purely just to rub the "proud cultured black man" meme in as if anyone in the target audience of /hoc/ gave a shit about that. He used to dress respectable. The irony is, he's just being used to push a narrative, and is therefore, a slave.
>>
>rags
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>>154872040
Me on the right
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>assv getting eliminated by a 1-0 slurper
Grim.
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I ate pizza for dinner.
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jen praising carter hart but she's still less obviously chud-coded than hayley wickenheiser
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>>154872041
Another tranny looking “female” hockey analyst
>>
>>
>>154872066
yeah a cum pizza
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>>154871989
Subban is okay as a commentator
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>>154872066
eating some rn
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>>154872066
I had a salad with chicken
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>>154872083
wouldn't know, always. ALWAYS hit mute before his lips start flapping.
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imagine suckin on torts's titties
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>>154872097
Hitting mute is gay.
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imagine entangling shafts with mitchy
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>>154872066
>supreme
>no sausage
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>>154872066
Slop
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>a guy who looks like he regularly plays an extra in a movie about sumo wrestlers is the guy they use in a commercial about ice hockey, specifically the playoffs which is predominantly viewed by dedicated fans of the sport
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>>154872107
>nooooo you must listen to the ze blacks blabber on!
kys gary
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>penguins are keeping the dusty uncs around another year
just embarrassing
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>>154871726
sure you are Rajdeep
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>>154870940
I thought Flavor Flav was supposed to go to Rob Base funeral this weekend,wtf?
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>>154872160
Looks like third times the charm for a relocation
shit franchise
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>>154872160
They're thinking copying the Kings strategy (who copied the Wings) is gonna work.

Protip: it doesnt.
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>>154872177
its tuesday m8
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>>154872177
It’s Tuesday
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>>154872160
they better strengthen and lengthen the glass in the upper bowls then
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>>154872160
The Malkin deal is fine for what he brings. The rest are bad yeah
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>>154872220
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>>154872101
Cassidy was the hottest coach he even mogged the kraken slag
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Surely the avs are gona comeback from this.
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>>154872204
wings were doing this shit for like justin abdelkader i do think there's a difference
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>>154872232
5 million for a washed up player who gets hurt and suspended a lot isn’t “fine” Mr retard
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19 minutes away from a total r*ddit meltdown
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hello again frens, i hope everyone is prepped and ready for the 4-0 elimination of the avs :D
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>>154872267
what is that woman's problem?
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>>154872267
>Chud
>minority in Alberta
LOL
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>>154872273
not a single central team deserved to be in the ploffs this year, a joke of a division
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i am homosexual and i’m rooting for colorado
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>>154872267
I cant even tell what their mad about
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>>154872293
Glad Vegas is showing the rest of the league that the Pacific is no joke.
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>154872291
i thought they liked the heckin minorities
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>>154872296
Absolutely checks out >>154872267
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>>154872273
cheers pekka
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>mACKar softpusy'd again
kek
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>>154872314
hope u get raped
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nice i woke up just in time for avs elimination morning
happy dragon quest day
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>>154872267
go back
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>>154872293
>>154872304
Pacific had been the hardest division. Everyone was beating each other up that's why none of them have the point totals like the other divisions.
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>>154872303
Iirc this is from the latest based nigga Hart nontroversy about some shirt kek
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>>154872273
>>154872293
it SHOULD have been ducks vs sabres in the scf but gary had to gary
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>>154872304
Imagine if oilers weren't dragging them down
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>>154872293
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Man i'd never last as a Goalie because I'd get pissed off at my team for not being able to score a fucking goal when im playing a nonstop near perfect game like Blackwood
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>>154872317
>and the locals are gay
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crossing my fingers that either eddie o or this sean mcfaggot say the word softpusy before the end of this game.
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KWABOTY status?
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>>154872348
you’d never last as a goalie because you suck
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half of the eastern conference sweeps this entire bracket
>losing to vegas in wcf
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why are the only commercials featuring all white people the gambling ads?
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>>154872348
>2.54 gaa
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>>154872314
I gotta be honest, I think you gotta be the biggest no friend loser to go on a Mongolian basket weaving Taichi forum and write fake score comments just to try to troll people. That isn't normal adult civilized behavior and frankly, I can interpret it as a lonely person's cry for help. Wow. Just wow. I sat here expecting at least the smallest crumb of humor and instead you delivered whatever that was supposed to be. Not a laugh, not a smile, not even that polite nose exhale people do when something is mildly amusing. My face remained completely motionless the entire time like I had just read the nutritional label on a cereal box. I actually paused for a second because I thought maybe the joke had not loaded yet, but no. That was the whole thing. I refuse to believe a real human being looked at that and thought “yes, this is ready for public consumption.” The more I looked at it the worse it became. At this point I am convinced the joke was not written but assembled by randomly pulling words out of a hat. . I felt my brain actively trying to escape my skull just to avoid processing it. That level of disappointment should honestly be documented for future generations. I want you to understand the effort I put into trying to find the joke funny. I leaned back in my chair. I squinted slightly like maybe the angle of my eyes would reveal something clever. I even looked away and came back to it later just in case my mood was the problem. Still nothing. My reaction remained the same blank expression someone has when they accidentally open the wrong tab on their browser. If humor were a sport this would be the equivalent of showing up to the Olympics and immediately tripping over your own shoelaces before the event even begins. Just seeing this ruined my entire life. Thank you for attending my TED talk
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>>154872373
Programming
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>>154872333
vegas was 15-5-6 vs pac this season
the division is garbage
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>>154872373
I just saw a Tim Horton's ad with a bunch of whites, wdym?
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>>154872375
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>>154872370
On planet retard, sure
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>>154872386
what were my duckies?
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im gong to call them magalanche because that would probably piss off people in denver
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>>154872394
I'd imagine you'd be too low IQ to spot a copypasta in the wild
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>>154872397
Kwab'd from the ploffs
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>>154872348
I was an okay high school basketball player and everyone except for my friends/enablers on the team seemed to react to me as if I had a serious personality disorder!
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Hertl got redeemed
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Karma really caught up with MacKinnon in these past few months lmao, serves him right
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>>154872416
To be fair, they were playing without any net minders.
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>jihadri with a dirty hit
kek. they know they are losing this series and are going full bitch mode.
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>kadri goon status
Redeemed.
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>Muhammad Al Kadri hits a cheap shot
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>jihadri
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Based Kadri fucking up these kaffirs
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why is rick shilling ai?
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as a man with a small penis that isnt able to fully satisfy a woman which nhl player can i look to for inspiration?
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Fire Bednar.
Make Landeskog retire.
Trade Nuke and Kadri.
Trade Nelson even though they won't.
Trade Wedgewood if Nabokov is any good.
Sign Drury.
Spend money on D.
Get younger and stronger.
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Inshallah Jihadri
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>>154872428
Nah, bro.
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The Avs getting shut down this period. Embarrassing
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>gonna all bad guys final this year
what is gary trying to say?
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>>154872449
Evander Kane, Evan Bouchard, Connor McDavid
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>getting swept
>final game a 0-1 slurper
bednar too busy thinking what he could've done differently at the casino last night I guess
zero energy at all from the assvs
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Hey at least Colorado's farm team is solid. The Eagles have a bunch of guys who will join in next year and instantly contend
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Indian Asian couple yeah man it’s for independence
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>>154872449
Matthews, EP40, McDavid
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>>154872449
drouin domi duclair
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just saw a commercial featuring a jeet male with chink woman teehee
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>>154872450
>Trade nelson
Who the fuck wants to pay 7.5M AAV until 2030 when he turns 38? Please tell me that you're also expecting a 1st rounder for him lmao
>>
>>
was mackbitchon known as a rage-a-holic player coming out of nova scotia? My fuck he is a whiney cunt.
>>
Chicoutimi being dirty
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>>154872480
hot. No real chink woman would touch a jeet though.
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knights are losing the cup
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>>154872449
I know you tried to bait a certain response but my god redditranny gotta give you credit for running this shitpost campaign since the ploffs started
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Kadri trade another team fleeced by conroy :)
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>>154872469
and the "male" was the one taking care of the child. They really just want everything ruined.
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>>154872430
>>154872431
>>154872433
>>154872435
>>154872442
Yall remember 2022 when he crashed binny in the ploffs a la Kreider when st Louis was beating them in the ploffs therefore changing trajectory for the series resulting in Assvs eventually winning the cup that year?

Pepperidge farms remembers
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>one taps you
>>
you guys have mackinnon derangement syndrome
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>crowd on the brink of a cup final appearance
>indiscernible from a lifeless crowd in November

EVERYTHING sucks now. Everything is dead or dying. Dead league, dead sport, dead city, dead country, dead civilization
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>One shot in last 24 minutes
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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>>154872506
you browse plebbit like a faggot i force memes on /hoc/ we arent the same
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>>154872498
I remember that one video/interview where it was implied that his teammates said that he isn't fun and that he is a foodnazi who rages at people eating different stuff and he almost started shaking "who said that? I can be fun. I like...popcorn"
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Why were the assvs playing the goalie their paying $4M less more than this goalie they are paying $5M/yr?
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>1 shot in last 25 minutes
why is this strat so popular in the conference finals?
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>>154872492
He could retire, they could split the contract. Either way not worth the price. You can't reward mediocrity or become a retirement home for people who can't go anymore.
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watching this youd think mackinnon and makar were at the casino late last night with bednar
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why did colorado give up?
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>>154872507
>20% retained
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>>154872526
If you say so redditranny
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>>154872520
You attached yourself to the Assvs like a leech because of the Olympics.
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>need a goal or your team will be eliminated
>refuse to shoot on goal

Is this 4d chess?
>>
The trap works traps aren't gay anymore
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>>154872546
knights are just too fuckin based, canes are gonna see the same fate
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>>154872554
Nah, this is a dead-legged hillary getting lifted by two secret service members into a limo
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>>154872544
>not worth the price
Yeah, that's why he is an av for life. No one is going to want thay contract.
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Vegas should score more goals if they wanna win desu
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>>154872522
Maybe if they gayders get a wild card spot you might hear 8 people cheer
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>>154872547
Well worth it now the avs are stuck with that unc
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>>154872545
They didn't bet on themselves...
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Vegas is making a mistake by sitting back with a one goal lead. It could work, but it might not. You’ve got to go for another goal.
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File deleted.
So who signs Kane next season?
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>>154872572
>paying a man to play for another team
well done craig!
>>
Last minute MAAAAAAACKinnon goal incoming.
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>>154872583
manitoba moose
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>>154872565
What a wild time the 2016 campaign was
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>>154872583
holy fucking KWAB picture
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>avs have 2 picks in the first 3 rounds until 2029 draft
>one 2nd rounder in 2027
>one 3rd rounder in 2028
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We're going to be forced to watch another overtime...
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>>154872579
Obviously dropping back defensively is working if you've limited the opposing team to two shots through half the length of the game.
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>2ssvs
>>
still well inside garys wagie torture range.
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>>154872613
thank you gary
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>>154872613
bold of you to assume the avs can shoot it on net
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>>154872583
the Debtsville Collectors
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>>154872613
this nigga thinks its going to OT KWAB
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>2vs
>>
>assv
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>154872554
they clearly gave up before the game
not a single soul but blackwood is caring about anything but golf in an assvs uniform rn
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>>154872546
They're softpusys but it is quite shocking how awful they played in Games 1 and 2 before their embarassing meltdown in Game 3.

If I were a conspiracy theorist, I'd think this league is rigged.
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>>154872588
Oh,well
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>>154872613
Not so fast!
>>
SCAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>
Why do the Avs not want to win?
>>
So who is picking up Bednar next week
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ITS OGREEEEEE
>>
SOFTPUSSYS == FRAUDS
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i hope some cheeky vegas guys prepared a plushie for mackinnon
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Welp, that's game. Night boys
>>
Rapedvalanche
>>
scar
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SSSCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
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>>154872583
rags or kings trying to assemble connor mcdavid's clique like exodia

Oh damn this would have been a very funny sweep if the games were good at all
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>>154872570
thank you anon
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>assv2
>>
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Gary has shown mercy on the wagies tonight
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what a wasted blackwood performance
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>AVS SWEPT!
>AVS SWEPT!
>AVS SWEPT!
>PACIFIC DIVISION GOING TO THE STANLEY CUP FINAL
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this is for you mildcuck
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Hart and Torts are going to the finals!
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>it was 3-0...
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>>154872651
>that's season
See you next playoffs bud
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why is the broadcast harping on the tip?
what the fuck was Blackwood getting ready to save even if that shot hadn't been tipped?
HE DIDN'T MOVE
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Blackwood thought smith was going to field it like a pass. Even without the deflection that was going in. He never put his pads down
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legs even more wide open than EM
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Brainerd, MN native Cole Smith with the dagger to the softpusys.
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GOODBYE COLORADO
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Based Vegas getting Bednar fired
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it's over, this team have no depth
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oh it all comes crashing down
oh oh it all crumbles down
crash, crumble
all of it
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dylan sisters.... the raping just never stops...
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>bud was right about toews, nelson, and dobson
>about to get a second cup via the broship
are you ready to apologize to bud yet?
>>
RAPE STATUS???
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>win presidents trophy
>get shutout to secure a sweep
>>
his name isn't Carter SHART. It's CARTER HEART!
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>getting swept by the golden showers
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I don't recall anyone thinking colorado would lose before the series started only for them to get fucking swept
beautiful stuff
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Necas should be fired into the sun. What a marner (leafs edition) display
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>>154872676
Brainerd diarrhea
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Sunbelt is just a superior hockey region
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>19 shots
pathetic
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Why are flames and islanders fan supporting Vegas?
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>>154872675
clearly a mouse however
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>>154872636
>giga softpussy fan (You) shocked that the colofraudo are showing themselves again
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How the fuck did this happen?
The Avalanche looked like the favourites
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>>154872696
Gotta hurt the property values over there
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>>154872691
more like Carter Flaccid
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Avs have the dump and don’t chase perfected
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soon
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>either Mitch Marner, Frederik Andersen, or the Montreal Canadiens will win the Stanley Cup
the Leafs century of humiliation has only just begun
>>
BASED CROWD
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is sharter fart actually going to finess the conn smythe from mitchy?
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>>154872706
Lemme show you how do it here...in Brainerd.
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Josh Manson and Sam Girard are just two cheeks of the same ass
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>>154872699
genuinely the most pathetic team the entire series, choke after choke only to give up the 4th game
if bednar couldn't get them any energy when it was 1-0 he deserves to be fired
>>
>v1gass
>>
WE WANT THE KWAB
>WE WANT THE KWAB
WE WANT THE KWAB
>WE WANT THE KWAB
WE WANT THE KWAB
>WE WANT THE KWAB
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What part of Las Vegas are you lads from?
>>
How much of this is bednars fault? My boy torts making him look like a rookie
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>>154872707
So did the predators for a few years
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UH OH VEGASS
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>>154872707
I told you retards months ago that the knights were sandbagging
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UH OH NOT SO FAST KNIGGERS
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>>154872734
north las vegas
>>
IT WAS 2-0
>>
Bednar looks like he's searching for an emergency exit
>>
WELL WELL WELL
HOWEVER
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>they're not even fucking pulling Blackwood
WHAT ARE THEY DOING
>>
UH OH STINKY
>>
golden bros...
>>
shower sisters... we got too cocky...
>>
Not so fast Vegas
>>
AVS GET A STAY OF EXECUTION

MEMES MEMES MEMES
>>
looks like shart won't get his shartout
>>
Don't fuck up now.
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>softpusys can only score when it's 6-5
kek. embarrassing.
>>
kniggas.... i dont feel so good...
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take that, rapist!
>>
what a crosscheck
>>
need new
>>
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye
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I don't care who wins Gary just please no overtime
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>>154872760
just means it's more likely for marner to win the conn smythe
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vegas needs to get the empty to get the w
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out of sheer spite over the cup chant the assvs pulled that goal out lmao
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>Aves get away with a trip
kek
>>
>KWABOTY
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>>154872780
You'll get Gary Time, and you'll like it.
>>
new
>>154872786
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Gotta skate that out
>>
I think MacKinnon is buck broken from the Olympics
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>>154872783
If the score is tied when the clock runs out, it'll go to overtime
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goodbye assvs
>>
>MacKinnon tried to hero it and fails
Pottery
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so the script is vegas over habs for total leafs humiliation right
>>
well that blew

gg copey
>>
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>playing for the honor of being swept by the canes



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