KWABALANCHE
Aves really got swept lmao.
>>154872786Based op
Carter hart is the new face of Alberta independence
>>154872786>THE LAST 6 - 7 SECONDS LETS GOBased.
>>154872786Can you pick a different picture? /nba/ got rid of their pete maravich faggot for spamming, don't think you're immune to a ban
your E.M.syour kyle beachsyour xrbsyour no millysthe list goes on
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR TIE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154872803go back
this is the mildcucks stanley cup kek
mac can get on a plane and join the skoda
INCOMING>we didnt have enough hustle>we didnt play our game>we'll rebuild for next season>we underestimated how bad vegas wanted itAnd more!
>>154872806>spammingIt's an NHL relevant photo. Deal with it.
Stop icing the fucking puck
VEGAS WINS
Avs you disgust me
>>154872815watching another team win is a yearly tradition for him in true cuckold fashion
S W E E PWEEP
mackinnon completely buckbroken by eichel
>MacBitch 4-for-12 in the dot
Sweet now torts can win a legitimate cup instead of getting Gary to reward a failing lighting franchise snd prevent its relocation in 04
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
>COLOFRAUDO FAGALANCHELOLORADO CRAPALANCHE>COLOFRAUDO FAGALANCHELOLORADO CRAPALANCHE>COLOFRAUDO FAGALANCHELOLORADO CRAPALANCHE>COLOFRAUDO FAGALANCHELOLORADO CRAPALANCHE>COLOFRAUDO FAGALANCHELOLORADO CRAPALANCHE
>farted his last shart>just dropped my morning marner :)APOLOGIZE
FREEDOM
nuke vegas
HANDSHAKES
another Presidential Dust Biter
Gay
this is the canacuck' softpusy's elimination day kek
>THE SERIES WAS 0-0>4-0HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAGAGAGA
KWAB BEANER TEAM SWEPT
/ourguys/ are going to win the cup!
please tell me whyyyyyy, makar is in the front yard, and i'mmmm sleeping with EMs mommy, I broke your playoff window last night, and you're frauds...FRAUDS
>it was 3-0>assvs
central division exposed as fraudulent.
Bend over, we're going in dry
>assvs
Flames bros soon vegas 2028 first round pick will be ours!
I WAS HERE>I WAS HEREI WAS HERE>I WAS HEREI WAS HERE>I WAS HEREI WAS HERE>I WAS HERE
COLORADO AVALANCHE ADVANCE TO THE CUP FINAL!!!
touch itTOUCH IT YOU BASTARDS
every playoffs will bring up these kwabalanche as a statistic going forward for being swept
So McKinnon for sure wins KWABOTY right?
>Carter Hart is a rapist and I hate these Golden Knights
hello who are the contenders this year? I was at the cabin
Chadcific putting Central sissies in their place, as per usual
MARNER HAS MADE THE SCF HIS FIRST YEAR AWAY FROM TORONTOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMACKINNON SHANKING AN EMPTY NETTER CHANGED THE COURSE OF HISTORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>OUR REDDITROON IS DILATING, HART WONOUR REDDITROON IS DILATING, HART WON>OUR REDDITROON IS DILATING, HART WONOUR REDDITROON IS DILATING, HART WON
Marner is getting his cup.
HAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahaha leftist states are so shit at hockey
how does he do it?
>/hoc/ wanted the Knights to beat the AvsI haven't been so disappointed with this board since we saw Kipper's tits.
marner is kissing everybody on the neck
a marner is a marner is a marner
Put me in the elimination collage
imagine having to congratulate a coach who literally fucking just showed up
KWAB
>>154872893It's also a roy
>>154872824>doesn't know what spamming means
>>154872862for real, knights don't stand a chance against the canes
Vegas is such a shit team, how did they sweep my avies?
>>154872885>laffs
>Ducks are a better team than the AvsKek
Carter heart wow man impressive biggest turnaround was him man
oh so NOW you're shaking hands
>>154872900Please explain it then
PACchads we run this shit
well... I guess I better take a mackinnon before bed
so that was pretty much the cup final. no way the leastern conference is beating the knights.
>>154872907Hes cancelled you utter fool read the room.
Where is your apology?
>>154872888Colorado is Republican though
>CHRISTOFASCISTS
>MacKinnon tried to hero it and failsPotteryAlso Emily a cute
>>154872914holy cope
Wow a non-shit team let Torts coach and look what happens
lmao Marner is playing in the finals
Torts is staying in Vegas for a long time...
>>154872923>Also Emily a cute
Clear cut, dead to rights KWABOTY.The competition isn't even remotely close. Perhaps KWAB of the decade.
>>154872907solid, solid as a rock, hard as wood
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I was the avs were goodHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154872917No one cares what reddittroons think dude
now that the dust has settled, were the avs even good in the first place?
>>154872888>>154872919CO is pretty much the definition of a purple state
>>154872903Your GM is obsessed with 4th line bums and has made the team older, slower, and less skilled since he showed up. This is the kind of GMing that ruined teams like the laffs and rangers
>my flyers dropped hart despite knowing it was a hoaxsad :(
buck status?
>>154872910Good game kid-spicy manlet
>>154872918The resident redditroon is silent so that's the best we can hope
thanks alot avs, now I'm gay for marner too(no homo)
The Avs season ended on February 22nd
the leafs wanted him to bring the cup home to ontario but little did they know it would be with another team...
We want the milly
>laffs fans might have to watch a Marner vs Montreal Stan Lee BowlGary's lottery magnets saved Toronto from having the most kwab offseason in team history
>>154872930snack-a-licious
fraudorado>fagalanchefraudorado>fagalanche
MITCH MARNER, WESTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPION
rags win again!
>>154872939Nevada is way more purple, maybe I am overindexing like Aspen lol but I always see Colorado as a lot of successful New England WASPy lib types
how did the avs get swept but not the ducks?
BROKEN
mark geology didn't touch it
The Rangers are in the Finals
Proud of marner, leafs put the media hit out on him because they knew he was walking
dylan absolutely stacking Ls
>>154872952He's older sure but still breedable tbqh
>>154872952im still ok with itmitch deserves to win
>didn't touch itBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154872813lol suck it libtard
>>154872930
>>154872971Avs are one of the least soulful teams in the whole league, top 3 easy
>>154872967MITCH MARNERCONN SMYTHE WINNER 2026!
>>154872937Regular season figure skaters weren't allowed to galavant around unmolested and looked like geeks
>>154872952He is the chosen one.
>>154872972he'll get the Skoda and be happy again
TORTS IN THE FINALS AGAIN
The return of Carter hart the key. Well said
>>154872943any team would have had to do the same
>>154872975Literally every one, be it dangle, toronto sports media or the fans, every single one of them wanted mitch out. Hatw vegas but happy for Marner
>respecting their fansI don't see the softpusys ever doing that. based vegas.
the once and future kings
Hart is going to have an orgy but this time with hookers and no other dudes in the room... we lost Reddit bros...
>>154872971>>154872987Ducks are worse for sures no doubt about that
I could give a damn about shart but marner and torts winning a cup would be hilarious
>>154873007Don't forget Torts.
>>154873007I love my Eichey
>>154872943probably broke some sort of terms of the contract just by being arrested.
>>154872971Avs are more top-heavy. Also coaching
Tortz is elite. Apologize.
>>154873014London is the Vegas/miami of Canada which shows how shit life here is
>>154872970That's because you only think of Denver and Boulder. Colorado Springs is considered evangelical mecca of America.
>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBussy>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGaunt>McGay>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McJobber>McJustNotReadyYet>McKWAB>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McNineteenNinety>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McSelfish>McShit>McSilver>McSissy>McStatpad>McTantrum>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
>get fined bigly for treating the media like the dogs they are>sweep the avsmy knighties are the good guys
NATHAN KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABKINNON
so whatever happened to that adin hill guy?
>>154873042buried, but he'll still get a ring
What are the Flyers thinking that they let go a future HOF for nothing?
>KWABKINNON
>>154873020he'll lift the cup again, soon enough
>>154873042Should have gotten canned with Cassidy
>>154873036colorado springs may be red but the rest of the state has veered it blue over the past 20 years.colorado hasn't been a purple state since the dubya years
good night bros
>>154873004I'm glad Marner is going to get his redemption story out of this. Just another person that had to escape the toxic Canadian market to find success. Hopefully Matthews gets traded this summer and he too can play on a real team
>>154873051News outlets and social media would have ripped them apart for harboring a "dangerous gangbanging rapist"
>>154873066fair enough, that was the last time I lived there
>>154873042He regressed but got them the first cup which was good enough. >>154873051Redditors.
this will actually be torts first legitimate cup, because as /hoc/ knows it was in.
>>154873066it's all the Mexicans
>Marner will cup before mcmeme
>>154873031WTF you talking about, that's Montreal. The city's original nickname is Sin City for fuck's sake
And to think, none of this would have happened if Sharter Fart didn't get his flaccid penis sucked for 30 seconds in a room full of his peers.
The Heated Rivalry crowd isn't taking it well...
>>154873069There's zero chance that Matthews doesn't realize that every single actual star who got out of Toronto won a cup or were at least contenders. But yeah he is oit, Gary gifted the leafs the bust of the decade in McKenna
I have Torts fatigue
>>154873090This but the Avs' plane
the reddittroons are posting again.
>>154873051hall of flames
Did you know that the aves are the only team in the league to deal with injuries, the only team in the league that had players in the Olympics, the only team in the league that went to multiple post seasons back to back and had the longest season in the league? No wonder they struggled!!!!
>>154873069Matthews is going to Minnesota
Sharter fart will take his way to the cup
>>154873088We don’t rate Montreal in the English world
>>154873108many such cases
>>154873090>utesThat's where our most powerful libs are forged...
Thanks for sweeping the Avs, Knightsfags.
VEGAS CHADS
>>154873089What else changes in that timeline?
Hart was found not guilty by a female judge. Why are redditors so mad still?
>>154873112I'd rather have Tage Thompson or Jack Hughes for what Matthews will cost.
>>154873112a great way to guarantee he will never win
PT winner has now been swept in every round>round 1Tampa>round 2Calgary, Florida>round 3Avs>round 4Detroit
Is Gary pleased with this outcome?
>>154873130That would be any canadian team, actually. Just ask gary.
>>154873131interesting, thanks!
>>154873128Because the verdict doesn't matter. Mere accusations are what give them power.
just took a rancid toronto maple leafs general manager
>>154873120the australian news logo really threw me for a minute because that is not what ute means here, but you could still make a liberal in one
>today was literally like winning a stanley cup for mild fans
>>154873140chuck her in the ute
>>154873128Because of the implication that north american women dont make false rape accusations and then there's the beta orbiters who defend the accusers in hopes of female attention
Is Eichel officially better than McDavid now?
Torts is the first coach in NHL history to sweep 2 President's Trophy-winning teams in the playoffs
>canacuck just can't stop seething about Minnesota todaykek. MWAAAAAAAAAAH!
I don't like Carter Hart in the slightest. In fact, i cannot stand him after dumbass was showing out in a Free Alberta t-shirt. Despite what the morons in that province think, that is an issue that concerns the entire nation.But this series is just another example of why moves like that will continue to happen. Is it worth the PR hit to bring in a disgraced player if it means fixing the last hole your roster had, which is now gotten you to your third cup final in eight seasons? YesDo i like it? Not really, but i get it. I can't really judge as a Dolphins fan given i willingly watched Tyreek Hill for 4 seasons. Teams will do what they need to do.
>>154873051>At least we're not the Teds and watched our goaltender, coach, and guy we offered a Brinks truck lift the Cup for 3 straight years
>>154873157I just saw this man be creative
>>154873128simps ruin everything
>>154873133but also the mildlmao
If Mats Sundin was playing today, the Leafs would be a dynasty.
I know I haven’t been the popular guy around here but I’m not that disappointed. We were banged up AF and although we had a hell of a season, Vegas did their homework. The better team won and we couldn’t keep up. Injuries will always be a playoff excuse but we were hurt as all hell. You can say Vegas is banged up too, but clearly not as much. We burned out down the stretch.I’ve worked for hockey teams in the exact same boat. You just run out of steam.Bednar took his team from the dumpster and won a Stanley Cup with us. We had to battle the stupid Nichushkin season and this injury season.Yes, sure, we could and maybe should have 2 Cups, but I’m not going to blame Jared. I’m just not.Now we just need to sit back and wait for the injury report on Burns, Lehkonen, Makar, Kadri, Val, Mack. It was a rough go.But what do you do. 1 team wins the Cup out of 32. It’s the hardest trophy to win and you see why. It wasn’t our year. Vegas got hot when they needed to get hot. We got hurt when we couldn’t afford to get hurt.Go Avs!
carter harts gonna win a cup....
>>154873168They weren't a dynasty when he was playing.
>>154873150>defend the accusers in hopes of female attentiondoes it work? Maybe I can finally have sex if I do this?
Both the knight and the canes have had historically easy paths.Mickey Mouse cup desu. Gary will shit himself when he sees the numbers of a Vegas Carolina cup
So can we definitively say now that Bednar was a MacKinnon/Makar babby
reddittroons are out in full force now
>>1548731671993, 2014, etc. etc.
3 straight years a team that wouldn't even make the playoffs without refs represent the west in the finals. Fantastic. Hit a god damn open net a shitty goalie that shouldn't even be in the league because he is a rapist leaves often and this is a sweep the other way. At least we have all but 2 guys under contract next season. Bednar only has one year left on his contract, ride the contract out and give this team another go, and downgrade at HC after that. Would rather finish out the contract and get one of the downgrades after than get a guy now who isn't going to fix any of the issues we have.Last time Avs were president trophy winners and lost to Vegas, Vegas went on to lose the finals and then Avs won the cup the next year.Maybe now people will realize how important Nuke is to this team, LOC might be the only one who is a harder worker than him, and Val is super important on thr forehead, the back check, puck battles, defense, setting up scoring chances, PK, usually boosts our PP when we don't have him on the 2nd unit where he only gets maybe 10-20 seconds.If it is Hakstol or someone else next year, they need to give up on the damn Bennett PP system. With our speed we should not be doing double and triple drop passes, we should be going coast to coast, not letting teams just clog the blue line, not letting teams set up. Teams barely even attempt going after it anymore, maybe a half hearted poke check before joining the rest of their team at the blue line while we waste 5+ seconds just dropping the puck back. When I first started watching just after the unmentionable season, we had guys who would retrieve the puck and blast from behind our net and break into the zone before opponents had a chance to set up, and we have more speedsters than we did then.
>>154873171The hands that wrote that post do not belong to a person living in colorado
Alberta will win a cup before Canada does
>>154873175Hope he gives a shoutout to the other 4 guys who've had their careers ruined by a false accusation.
>>154873189never ever lmao
>>154873189is that when the mild last won something?
>>154873177No, you get a like >>154873184
LEMME JOB TO YA
>>154873203>still replying like a good little bitchlololololololololololololol
I'm still at T-MobileGod damn that was the most intense low goal game ever
>>154873128most of them weren't until it became obvious he's a chud.it's like chucklefuck they hate the overtly rightoid types
>>154873184Canes had >Team that literally can only play defense>Team that shouldn't have been in the playoffs>Team that is only where it's at because of a hot goalieVegas had>Playoff ready but young Utah team>Hot Ducks team that were scoring 4+ goals a game>President's Trophy winner
>>154873184>before the series started everyone and their mother said the Avs were gonna smoke the Knights>Knights sweep>ACKSHUALLY THEY HAD AN EASY PATH GUISEKWAB
>>154873184Yeah hopefully rancid diarrhea from the negative profit margins as 80 people show up
now the mild cuck is having fantasies about sucking dick again.
They should just terminate Brock Nelsons contact. Leave him in Vegas, block his number and delete him off all socials. Also he should throw his gold in water body of water is nearest in that fucking desert. The US Olympics win was a joke and Canada would have won if Mack didn’t have the flu, he was literally puking on the bench the previous game.
Another cup for us please.
Wow evan Bouchard has been on for 11 goal for and zero against during the iihf ice hockey world championships (presented by skoda - "let's explore")You gotta admit, best damn d man in the league.All while Cale makar opts out of the playoffs. I suppose the Norris is a lock at this point
>>154873213got to remind you how pathetic the mild are lmao
>softpusy elimination day: [X]>cucknadien elimination day: Soon.Thank you Gary.
What's the inevitable Vegas/Carolina cup final going to be like?
>>154873177>Gary will shit himself when he sees the numbersThis cope is always fun when canadian teams are out or about to get eliminated, I see it always eveeRy year
why are avs focusing on hart, who was found innocent, but forget about nichuskin?
Crazy how my Wilds get the cucknadians in a seething frenzy. It truly is baffling.
MacKinnon is not a leader
>>154873231randy will be eating even more cock than usual
>>154873184>First boss was the hardest one
Carter Hart being in a Stanley cup final makes me sick to my stomach. Canes friends, no matter which of us makes it we’ve gotta kick their asses
>>154873231the mild cuck will be on the sidelines sucking dick with randy of course
>third Finals appearance by Golden Knights>took em less than 10 years>same amount the Canucks have been toLOL
This counts as Canada elimination day by the wayNo one in Canada is rallying behind the Habs, they wanted Team Canada Jr. (Assvs) to win
>>154873176that's why I said now, retard. It was harder back then.
>>154873231Why would she wear her pants so tight so that you can make out both ass cheeks, her labia and her clitoris?
Bolts fan here. I’m gutted. I didn’t think I could hate a team more than the Panthers, but the thought of that rapist Hart and his crony Howden lifting the cup makes me want to stop watching this sport altogether. This entire Vegas run has just been a painful reminder that the worst people on earth always seem to be winning.
>>154873254extreme cope
>>154873231Forgotten before it’s over
>>154873231minus five stars
>>154873254Only the baldest, gayest millennials in any country wanted the >assv to win
RIP
>>154873259It's the truth and you know it
>>154873240Nichuskin isn't gonna be a conn smyth winner
Even if Vegas wins the cup, they will be forever remembered as a piece of shit franchise who signed Carter Hart
>>154873270on the way back to her planet as we speak
How do you go outside looking like this
>>154873253Thank you Gary!
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU COPEYCOME HERE YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
>>154873275they were already remembered as a piece of shit franchise. hart is a footnote.
>>154873271yes, you're coping
>>154873271its pretty clear we are all cheering for the golden knights here no matter what cope you make up
>>154873278you reside in denver where everyone who isn't mexican looks like that so it's considered normal.
>>154873278Normally I put on a hat so people don't know I'm bald.
By the weekend Montreal could be eliminated and we can officially crown Canada as KWABOTY
>/hoc/ suddenly loves the Knights
>>154873287only if carolina loses
>>154873278that's a pretty powerful look I think it's all in the eyebrows
Why doesn't Hart sue for defamation?
>>154872971Because obviously the Ducks are a better team
>>154873278im pretty blind without glasses
>>154873296People can change, so can teams
If Carter Hart is on his way to the Cup Finals, so be it.But a guy promoting "Free Alberta" should never again represent us on a national team.Clearly, sexual assault isn't enough reason to keep him out of NHL, but treason& sedition should be enough to keep him off Team Canada.
>>154873296I just root for the seethe their goalie cultivates.
>>154873296whenever Reddit loses, it's a good day.
>>154873184i have never felt any sort of excitement from canes hockey ever
>>154873296>/hoc/ suddenly hates the laffsmight be the most retarded post ive ever read on hoc and this is literally planet retard
>There is a really good possibility you will be able to get lower bowl tickets to a Stanley cup finals game from a bojangles promotion Sow, meet reap Mr Bettman!
>>154873307>freedom in alberta is incompatible with being in canadareally makes you think
>>154873307He’ll represent the nation of Alberta in 4 years
which country will gary kick out to make way for alberta in the four naysh?
>>154873307Would Canada have won gold if Hart was our goalie instead of Binnington?
somebody called me a faggot in the /mlb/ general
>>154873317>you think I'd let a bottom feeder like you into my arenas? Get out
>>154873278>Avalanche supporting, funko pop collecting, gay husband having bald man
>>154873331no
>>154873332faggot
>>154873327Unfortunately Sweden will need to be let go on account of not winning an Olympic medal
The Pacific is 16-5 vs the Central in the WCF over the last 4 years
>>154873327gary will see it as more of a reason to make it the 8 Nations. USA, Cucknadia, Alberta, Sweden, Finland, Russia, Czechia & Slovakia will compete.
>>154873331Not with the mental midget MacKinnon missing open cages all night
>>154873351and americans will still cry it didnt count after losing lmao
>>154873331blackwood was lights out and the avs top line was completely invisible.
Mackinnon is signed until 2031
Four Naysh LEGEND Mitch Marner is going to be playing in the Stanley Cup Final
>>154873368fuckin lmao
just got home bro's knights won!!!!!
>>154873374you love to see it
>sharts fan>a faggotThis is too on the nose. Worst part is that is too plausible as well lmao
>>154873360>y-y-y-yeah, but >we won gary's all star game so ha!kwacanacuck. keep collecting those "L's"
>you now remember that Vegas didn't even win 40 games in the regular season
>>154873378Hell yeah they did! :)
>>154873378maybe Knights won, but everyone else loses
>>154873387What is LA's excuse
4 Nations isn't a legitimate competition. It's just an all star game
>>154872861based tina
>>154873360enjoy the garycup lmao
>>154873387Cassidy was holding them back.
>>154873384there is the loser cope right on schedule
Knights sweep both these teams and you're fucking gay
>>154873391We were right there.
>>154873360congrats on your garycup
>>154873391As a Kings fan I didn't want to make the playoffs. If we had missed the playoffs we would have ended up in the #2 draft pick slot. Never have I seen a team so fucking awful in overtime in my life. 19 fucking times I watched these bums embarrass themselves when it mattered most
>>154873317Local Edmonton new ran a story about the canes gifting black youth free tickets to premium seats in the 06 finals. I remember they were interviewing some of the kids at a basketball ball court and they kinda just shrugged and said “excited? Idk, I don’t like hockey” I really wish there was an archive of it but I haven’t been able to find it.
>>154873396She doesn't look like a cracker to me
>the kangz and SHIEEEEET get pity points in the ploffs>get rightfully fucked>vegas has an abysmal season>are now in the scf
>>154873399>c-c-c-copeReal winners win real tournaments. Now post your brady tkachuk quote screenshot and get on with it. I'm too busy laughing at the softpusys to laugh at you tonight too.
>>154872902>play and slowly tear down 3 le speedy teams in a row>canes will windream big dude
>>154873413why would you call the mild losers like that
>>154873399UH OH SAMIR IS BACK. MOM GET THE HOT POCKETS AND MONSTER DRINKS. WE GOT ANOTHER MARATHON SESSION
>>154873413that explains why the minnesota wild have never won anything in their pitiful existence
>>154873319alberta would suffer so bad on its own, being landlocked and all
>>154873360This is AI right? McDavid won his skoda gold in 2015, nothing checks out
>>154873423We'd treat them like Puerto Rico or Virgin Islands until the rest of you get annexed
>>154873420im white
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI CANT BELIEVE THE SWEEP HAPPENED BUT THE OTHER WAY
>>154873423The USA simply takes them under our wing and conquers BC for them
>Cale Makar: “Sometimes you question the bounces that we should be getting and [that] just don’t happen.”
>>154873423Better to work with America then serve the French
>>154873434>taxation without representationexactly what albertans deserve
>people trashing on the pacific all year>they sweep your amazing historic team
>>154873453...are you not aware that canada is under english command? not french?
Samir started at 11pm yesterday and went all the way until 3pm nonstop. Let's see if he can top it tonight. I'll startCanada will never win another Olympic hockey gold medal again as a sovereign nation
>cucknadian again brings up the Wild out of nowherekek. OBSESSED.
>>154873460Quebec owns Canada
>>154873423Oh no, Canada would try to strangle our industries.Wait.At least an independent Alberta would mean the death of BC since there's no roads to that shithole that don't go through Alberta >>154873460Finns are fucking retards
>>154873360>pretending that a garycup is anywhere near the prestige of Olympic Gold
>>154873452pucks don't bounce
>>154873460take a bath little bro
most kids around the world grow up playing hockey and wishing to win the olympic gold or stanley cup. Samir dreams of winning the all star game
>>154873468Very reddit post. Go to bed you silly bum
>>154873469you made that comparison
>>154873436>im white
>>154873469If this dude ends up in Vegas i think thats it for me with the nhl
>>154873468>BC>shitholeThen why are you retards so obsessed with spending your summers in the Okanagon?
>finland explains history
>>154873473You should go to bed, I'm sure there's places for you to go tomorrow and people who want to see you
>>154873477No, you're the one who keeps pretending that a garycup proves anything by spamming the same images
BAH GAWD! BAH GOD ALMIGHTY!LOOK AT THE CARNAGE, KING! DYLAN AND RANDY ARE LAID COLD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!BUT LOOK AT COPEY! COPEY IS MOVING LIKE A MAN POSSESSED, KING! HES CLIMBING TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, HES ON THE TOP ROPE NOW! THE COPEY'S ELBOW! THE COPEYS ELBOW! DYLAN AND RANDY ARE BROKEN IN HALF, KING! MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON DYLAN AND RANDYS SOULS!
>>154873486Annexation of the good parts is allowed
>>154873483
>>154873479>nuh uhyou can do better
>>154873184It’s all part of the plan. Goy
black licorice is fucking disgusting
>>154873495>it doesnt countwhere have i heard this loser cope before
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>>154873476A reddit post would be like>ew fucking retarded rednecks stop trying to destroy our country, we need to be united against Trump!
>>154873498#FAGGOT thats gonna win me a 2nd cup
>>154873491Nigga Canada became truly independent in the early 1980s, that's the final requirements of british parlamentary approval were removed, everyone knows that
i stopped being a knights fan when utah got a team
Gary is making damn sure that Vegas stays a hockey city once the As and Raiders get there
Canes in 5 probablyt. Habs fan
Historically easy path
>>154873508Dr. Disrespect did you not learn you aren't supposed to take pictures in the bathroom?
>>154873509expect 8 paragraphs long
>>154873228How is Darnelle Nurse doing?
The vegas assves post game thread over on lebbit is pretty fucking good bros
>>154873521The Raiders will never be good again. Neither will the As.
Earth to planet retard, come in.
>>154873528heated rivalry faggots have no decency
>>154873531What's happening there? I dont have a reddit account
historically historic playoffs
1993
KWABKINNON
>>154873539dont worry faggots from here will stop copy and pasting whatever those troons are saying.
>>154873532As a Raiders fan this is true. We fucking suck and deserve eternal failure for abandoning our eternal home
E-Gods winKnights win
>>154873534>earth to earth
>>154873534earth planet retard we are officially low on barbeque sauce please acknowledge over
>>154873508Taking pictures in the bathroom is grounds for charges and jail time
>leaf reddit tranny has been and is still seething about vegas & hart since the last gamecrazy work
>>154873387didn't need to, this season basically proved that being try-hards during the regular season is an objectively bad decision if you want to win the cup
>>154873530Tied to a flames shaped anchor in whitecloud (notice Vegas spiking since they dumped him)Poor guy can’t catch a break
>>154873508those guys all seem pretty cool desu even the ones who are diligently pissing
>>154873387not falling for your presidents trophy curse
>>154873539More like what ISN'T being said
>>154873567>this seasonkuch missed an entire regular season only to win a cup
>>154873192KWAB
>>154873582Jacky :]
>>154873423Imagine the US bases that would be built there
nhl and nba schedule lines up perfectly now what a (((coincidence)))
>we did it! We struggled through the most historically easy path to the finals!
>Copey vs Randy finalA singularity is going to form from how dense the retardation will be.
>>154873612thank you adam and gary!
>>154873468bc has a coastline moroni
meanwhile, in hotdog world
>>154873612Gary wants the urban youth audience
>>154873284hey bro! i'm slowly making it thru the thread.we won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
>>154873612Stop noticing.
>>154873627
>>154873627based phil
>>154873612
>>154873612>Adam, we got the orders from Tel Aviv and seem to be on the same page here, but we still need to make sure Montreal doesn't advance. The Marner storyline and your Knicks storyline are top script writing, but we have to make sure it don't interfere with the Sabaath. Last thing I need is Montreal to drag this series out
How do you guys even post here anymore the captcha is so shit. I haven’t been around but it seems like everything is still the same and same characters here. By the wayFLAM O N T A N AESBut go knights!
>>154873434>all the uranium comes from canadalol enjoy getting your continent glassed
>samir is backkek his sleep schedule is fucked
Reloflames mentioned
We let Christo-fascism win tonight. I am LITERALLY SHAKING over Carter Hart, the far right Albertan separatist scum, enjoying this victory of his. This is wrong, xenophobic, transphobic, and misogynistic.The only solution now is to rally behind the Hurricanes being able to best the separatist french nazi fascists, then defeating this disgusting treasonous chud in the finals.
>>154873637How the fuck does one eat that many hotdogs? Wtf was he in a competition at a movie theater
habs / randy's tomorrow
>>154873222No one actually believes in depth, it’s a meme. The stars have had the most depth in the public’s mind in the last 3 seasons and look how they have ended up.The yoffs are just tempo, timing and coaching. Throw everything else out.
>some random desert town in Nevada, USA decides to start a hockey club>immediately builds a dynastyno wonder assisted suicide numbers are so high
>>154873657>Yes, Gary I am 100% on board with this great collaboration between our tribe. You just have to listen to me, Dolan is demanding I give him the Knicks championship or else he's threatening to move the Rangers out to Yonkers. However, I got the DEI troons that still watch this league threatening to boycott the product if OKC doesn't win the championship to celebrate their "questionable" sexuality. We're going to have to come up with a solution here that appeases the tribe or we're both out. I can't afford to sink lower than you in the ratings
>>154873496based
>>154873519KWAB
>>154872967>>154873067>>154873167>>154873267>>154873367>>154873567>>15487366767
>>154873677It’s a joke. He probably didn’t eat that many hotdogs. It’s just referencing a run in Phil had with Toronto media years back:)
>>154873663Brother we already have enough nukes to not only blow your smug alcoholic ass off the planet but we can blow up Mars as well, twice on Sunday
>>154873532cope mendoza and God will lead us to greatness
>>154873682
>canacucks are fucking fumin' again>can't win gold>can't win stanley>won't win at iihfHoly shit what a faggot and seethey cuntry
>>154873701
>>154873696kek
>>154873698>we can totally exterminate ourselves!have fun
>>154873434Alberta separation was based until your orange jew stepped in and basically made the whole thing about getting more resources to donate to israel. Fucken ruined
mildcuck brings the average iq down in this genny by at least 20
oh my god my tweets were so funny ten years ago and i was hot, how the fuck did i end up like this
watching this brown zoomette avs podcaster being sad and coping
This but with the stan lee
>>154873708when are they not
>>154873717as long as you lose at the only thing you care about, we don't care what happens with your impoverished state. We let place like West Virginia with all its mineral resources turn into the third world
>>154873726after MAID
>>154873715Canadians would not fight, nobody is dying for Canada expect 70+ boomers
>>154873738sarrr
>>154873738Only country I'd fight against is Israel when we fight for our independence again
reminder on thursday it's usa vs canada elimination game
Didn't ask, mildcuck
According to DNVR Nate and Marty didn't do locker room interviews" because of injury,"Fuck right off. That's cowardly shit. I don't care if it's a formality and the questions are the same bullshit, be men and face the music
>>154873751inshallah
>I'm all in>on what?>not getting swept
>>154873753sorry dude we're watching the highest level men's professional hockey tournament. not a bunch of losers playing with euro literal whos
>>154873753Yes samir bigger than the all star game and olympics combined. I'm sure you'll be up all night arguing with people on /hoc/ about how winning a gold medal at the Olympics is not prestigious
I have deleted probably 20 essays this past week. I’m assuming there will be an off-season megathread soonThis org is about to experience a massive overhaul. If you haven’t seen it coming, I don’t know what to tell you. Frankly it was about to happen in 22 or 23 if we didn’t win. This team and our entire identity is deeply flawed. Strategies. Psychology. Roster construction. It won’t be quick either, that’s not how professional sports worksI won’t get into my ideas yet. I’m sure literally every one of us has a million thoughts. We can dump them in the megathread when it comesTonight all I’ll say is I love this team. I am grateful for 96, 01, and 22. There were great moments in between cups too. But tonight marks a major turning point in Colorado Avalanche hockeyWhat a shitty fucking week
>>154873770>winning a gold medal at the Olympics is not prestigiousthat was his only gimmick for the past 7 years since he started doing posting here. then they lost and he's been fucked since KEK
>>154873774how the fuck does everyone on that site sound exactly the same
>>154873769Dude don't you want to see Oilers prospect Josh Samanski lead Germany to a possible win over Italy!?
>>154873770>he is still coping with loss
>>154873759kwabkinnon learned that behavior from mcgaykid
>>154873769>>154873770couldnt even hold the belt for 3 months
This legit might be the worst series I have ever witnessed. The Avs had NO answer to the Knights. Every single fucking pass was a panic to nobody, and they dominated every zone. I really have no words to what I just witnessed.
>canacucks are reduced to caring about the iihf, which they lost last year iirccmtsu
>>154873785what belt
>>154873790would eat the FUCK out of her pusy
>>154873780He forgot to mention racism, fascism, and incels.
>>154873778Yeah it mentally broke him. He literally has nothing left. If USA win this random tournament game on Thursday he's gonna be in a pod by the end of the week
The Avs just lose to whatever defense-first team they run into. The one year they won they faced zero defense-first teams
>>154873790BASED /our gm/
>>154873790Wtf even our pwhl players are breedable too
Changes need to happen, Bednar can’t motivate the team anymore, he needs to be fired. I can see them finding trades for the underperformers as well just to send a message to the rest of the team. I wouldn’t mind seeing Nelson, Colton, Lehkonen, Nichushkin and a couple others have their names in trade discussions this offseason and get shipped out if the right trade comes along. They have sucked far too long to be viewed as valuable players for the team. 4 years of the same shit basically, bigger changes need to happen.
>>154873790every throuple in vegas looks like this
>>154873774Updoot site is that way buddy
I wish I was a burger.
Does anybody in the Avalanche fanbase not pay attention to their AHL team? They've had some prospects down there for a couple years that would start on the 2nd line for most teams
Well at least in now do not have to listen to ESPN or TNT till next year. I truly hate ESPN, especially the last series and especially this one. PK Subbans needs to be lit in his place, that bias poser. I think the calls pissed me off even more, or enflamed my rage. >mad pk said vegas would win and they did kwab
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>>154873814what channel is the final airing on
>>154873813minor leagues are gay
I wanna go back to this shit about Bednar at the blackjack table last night. Even if that picture was taken right as he sat down and he only played like 5 hands before going back to his room for the night, dude, that's such a bad look. Your team is facing down the end of their season, you're facing the potential end of your tenure in Colorado, and you're out gambling the night before? C'mon.
GO KNIGHTS GO
>>154873819no way AHL is badass. give it a shot if you have a team nearby
>>154873825all I have is echl :(
>>154873818abc/espn unfortunately
Alright bros to be completely desu with ya'll, it’s going to take me some time to decompress from this. The team straight was not ready to play in games 1 and 2. Slow uninspired lackadaisical on defense and we lose both games at home.Ok time to actual turn it on get Cale back in the line up let’s right the ship. Come out looking like the team we have been all season in game 3 and storm the barn for a 3-0 lead. Go into total cruise control and fall back to playing uninspired hockey to a devastating loss. Game 4 the series is over play a tight game that Vegas wins 2-1.The Avs acted like they deserved to win this series. We gave up 2 games at home and then are “surprised” we can’t flip the switch. The most disappointing thing is this team was good enough to win the cup, but they didn’t earn it.Good luck to Vegas they were by far the better team this series in every aspect of the game. The Avalanche deserved nothing and can think about their dreadful performance all off seasons.
>corner gas is on>this shit is deeply unfunny do cananigs really
>>154873835I mean you'll still see some prospects in ECHL but yeah not the best ones. However, ECHL is based in that you're way more likely to see huge brawls and the players play extremely hard trying to get to the next level
jfc copey you didn't need to sweep those fagtral cunts
>>154873835still good hockey, just the guys aren't going to "make it" unless they're goalies or maybe 5'7" french twinks like marchessault 15 years ago
g'night /hoc/
>>154873842bro torts is a maniac has has them locked the fuck in it's wild
>>154873850*he has
>nate ducking post game interviewsNo suprise there. No accountability throughout the entire organization. They rolled out Roy and Drury for interviews the day before game #3. Absolutely pathetic to shield your no-show stars when things aren't going well and instead roll out your role players. Just absolutely embarrassing.
>>154873847sleep tight *kisses you on the mouth*
this is gonna be like the 2012 kings cup where it will be literally the last game of the cup series and the commentators still won’t respect that the team is real isn’t it
>>154873850I just wanted the oilers to not get to the finals again you fuckers swept the avs gotdamn
>>154873855Did a double take at "Roy and Drury", then I realized you meant Nic Roy and Jack Drury
>>154873860Watched both ESPN and Fartsnet streams and neither of them really liked the Knights. Too much assvs dicksucking and for what? To get booty fucking blasted like that kwabs
I'm gonna preface this by saying Vegas outplayed us. They played their style better than us and probably win this series 7 or 8 times out of 10. But the fact that we got swept points to the fickle nature of hockey. This is a game of bounces and everyone single one of these games were close albeit extremely frustrating. People are gonna call it a choke job and that's fine, trolls gonna troll. I think the fact that this was a sweep makes the situation feel more dire than it is. It definitely sucks but I'll also say that emotional investment in sports generally sucks. IDK what my point is but I'm sad about this and quite frankly if this loss ruins your day then maybe caring about something you have no control over is not the best leisure activity. It isn't for me but dammit I'll be back next year.
They’re proud that their goalie is Carter Hart. Go look at the posts in their sub praising and defending him. It’s straight up gross.
>>154873612stop posting antisemetic dog whistles, asshole
>fagalanchet'was barely a puddle
>>154873877carter hart cup patch jerseyimagine
>>154873674Canefederacy supports AlbertaNot the French though, fuck those frogs
>Colofraudo>LAFFS
>>154873869we call em roys here. mackinnons or chaykas are also acceptable
>>154873855The Olympics exposed the shit out of him, at least to the people that didn't already think he was a total bitch.Blew the Olympics, blew the easiest slam dunk cup of his life, disappears immediately
>>154873884As an actual Semite from Jerusalem, the real ones, none of that is antisemetic. Do me a favor and don't ever tell people what is and isn't a dogwhistle just because you want to score magical internet points
>>154873612Knicks are getting cooked but if it's canes/vegas that is an all-time sovl differential
A heartbreaking end to our season. Horrible effort all around. I’m sure the injury list is long, but there’s no excuse for shitting the bed the way that they did. Can’t complete a pass or control the puck, and can’t take any shots if you’re constantly turning the puck over. I hate Vegas, but they knew exactly how to play us. Our power play needs fixing. We need a coach who knows how to adjust to a style like Vegas’.You won’t see me blaming our goalies though. Wedgewood got us through our first two series’, and Blackwood played tonight like the only player facing elimination.
>>154873859bit gay
>>154873914>Senatorspretty sure politicians all end up in hell
>>154873608Fix this, he's wearing gold on the right side.
Kek even my knighties thought they were gonna lose like I did
>>154873927Not mine, don't care enough to fix it
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>>154873904go back to /pol/. it exists for a reason
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>>154873724In all seriousness, EichGOAT is a far more complete hockey player than McBust AKA McNobackchecking AKA McSecondaryAssist
>>154873723Link plox
>>154873860They play not dissimilar to those dynasty years for LA unironicallly
