Giro d'Italia (2.UWT)Stage 17Cassano d'Adda - Andalo202kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2026/startlistGC after stage 15:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2026/stage-16-gcRoadbook:https://www.giroditalia.it/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/HJTMZ5AX0vehZvkyxQdQ_060526-111010.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2026/stage-17/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / EITB / RTVE / TV2 / RTL / SRG SSR11:50 CETPrevious thread: >>154810411
>Current and upcoming road races08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT28.05 - 31.05 Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel 2.Pro29.05 - 31.05 Bretagne Ladies Tour 2.130.05 - 07.06 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT01.06 - 05.06 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro03.06 Mercan'Tour Classic Alpes-Maritimes 1.104.06 - 06.06 Tour of Estonia 2.106.06 Heylen Vastgoed Heistse Pijl 1.107.06 Brussels Cycling Classic 1.Pro07.06 Dwars door de Westhoek 1.1 WE07.06 Alpes Gresivaudan Classic 1.1 WE07.06 - 14.06 Tour Auvergne - Rhône-Alpes 2.UWT10.06 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro12.06 - 14.06 CIC-Tour Féminin des Pyrénées 2.Pro13.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.WWT14.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.UWT14.06 GP Gippingen 1.114.06 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.117.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT17.06 - 21.06 Baloise Belgium Tour 2.Pro17.06 - 21.06 Tour of Slovenia 2.Pro17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse Women 2.WWT18.06 - 20.06 La Route d'Occitanie - CIC 2.119.06 - 21.06 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya Femenina 2.121.06 Andorra MoraBanc Clàssica 1.121.06 LOTTO Thüringen Women Cycling Challenge 1.Pro>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/>Velodrama league code:51196855
serves him right
>>154874441Pogifags TREMBLING after seeing VingeGOD gutting the Gallbladder. The crown returns to its rightful owner this year.
>>154874459it just has no aura
>>154875284Here's your aura bro.
we live in Italy
>ynr Thomasine PIDCVCK
What attention whoring. Romaniabert vindicated
They should call the tour of greece the gyro haha
Henlo Rusbert.
>>154874863Non attention payers get what they deserve.
>>154875943In Greek, Tour de France is called Γύρος της Γαλλίας
>>154875969Gallias?
>>154875982They still call us Gaul
Oh yeah, Gallias, makes sense.>fuck OFF with these captchas already
>>1548753552023 TdF was so good
Poltri bros are at it again love those little fellas
>>154875932Pathetic>>154875836>Pidcock>the domestique of DATI
>>154875964
>>154875969So it's actually gyros, thought that was just the food. Based.
>>154874459you can see his pussy wtf
so am i wasting my time?jonas is just gonna win again isn't he.
>>154876234>jonas is just gonna win againtoday? I doubt it. he still got two mountain finishes to worry about
PCSchad still calling it the Dauphine
>>154876272so there's a chance
good morning to vismagods and noone else
>>154876423No. But once jonas wins I hope it's over for him. He should look to retire in the next few years. Contract ends in 28. He's never winning another tour, they all understand that, it is what it is. He's had a great career. Maybe another giro and vuelta attempt next year. They should retire him from the tour. The torch is about to be passed to Paul when he comes 2nd this season at the tour.
>>154876339they haven't learned? ASO has powerful allies, that are able to make life hell for PCS chuds.
Pellizzari in difficulty again.
I've seen enough, Christen winsgoing to the beach
>>154876469he should join uae and dom for pog
>>154876552bit early innit
>>154876552what's wrong with him? first stage of the giro i'm watching this year
>>154876895seems like he cracked hard yesterday
DNF Zukowsky
>>154876634ah yes, pioneering the role of the ultradomestique
where was blud going :skull emoji:i've heard about missing a corner but this is ridiculousexit stage left much?
heh
>>154875932I believe on instagram if someone tags you in their shit it comes up on your page. You have no say in the matter
>>154877258Tragic incident that
>>154877258poor kruijswijk. he didnt even win a stage, he was (officially) beaten in the time trial by foliforov in pretty much the same time
>>154877258lest we forget
>>154877418Wonder what the original video was about
Kommentator saying heavy rain ahead. Can we expect chutes in the decent? Total fishboy death?
>>154877467It was a character in a TV show dying or something
>>154877518any rain will dry up in a matter of 10 minutes.
Today rusbert feasted good with all the lakes and rivers
STOP THE RACE NEUTRALIZE THE GC THIS IS UNSAFE WE MUST PROTECC THE RIDERS THIS IS INHUMANE
>>154877676>>154877646>>154877552gc decided by crashed in ca 15 minutesVingo will break all collar bones, tour is over
>>154877687
>>154877258>>154877418Snow in May?
Out on a long ride and getting hit with a summer rain in the afternoon is like the best feeling ever
mm, ice cream
>>154877698common occurrence in the passes
>>154877698The Alps have eternal snow if you go high enough and plenty of mountains at 2k and up will still have normal snow in May
thunder & lightning when i'm out on rides in the alps always frightens me a lot. last year it was a sunny day with some rumbling in the background but then the weather turned and i was stuck and i just saw a bunch of lightning strikes not too far away for about 30 minutes as i was scared to death and riding as fast as i could to my hotellightning kills very few people but thats probably because most people are indoors during lightning storms not that it's actually a small unlikely, especially when you're out hiking or riding in the alps
>7 minutes gap No side quests afterall?
>jonas waving to the camera at everyone at homeSomeone tell him
>>154877698There’s this thing called the forever snow line
>>154877812tell him what?
time to make a call
>>154877735>>154877742>>154877816pretty cool, heh. Maybe someday I can ride there.
it's like a game of psychological warfare trine forces jonas to kiss his handlebars every time he wins jonsa forces trine to sit in front of the tv all afternoon to make sure she sees jonas' kisseswho will blink first in this, the Most Dangerous Game
>>154877817That he's not waving at fans, he's not even thinking about the fans.
>>154877826
Surely today is a Ciccone day.
>>154877848Joonas gonna make the call 3 km from the meta with CICCO gone solo
>>154877849Nevermind Jonas.I saw Narvaez is in the break too. Another heartbreak incoming.
>>154876895He was pretty sick a few days ago according to italian commentators
Commentators are saying the jury will intervene for this, surely they won't
>>154877908Dont see anything wrong
>>154877908gay if they do anything
okay, vingegaard's interview about his facial hair was actually a little endearing. maybe he's not so bad after all.
still 30km to go
I hope Narvaez manages to cuck Magnier
>>154878149think he already did
>>154878160i mean in Rome on the podium, he needs to gobble up some more points till then. Victory today would be good
Has Sean ever been on the moto?
i miss the old giro, when it still had soul (before the pro-tour/world tour). 6 italians in the final top 10 plus a few sketchy east-europeans. 12 italians in the top 20.
>>154878212yeah these danes gotta go
I stopped watching any mountain stages at this stupid shitty Giro because what's the point? And I only watch the very end of flat slurp stages to see if the breakaway makes the sprinters bitch and cry And I only watch the hilly stages that the GC doesn't try to winThis Giro has been shit
camon Valle
feeling like Caruso might have this one
Lesbian boomers rise up
where all the berts atthis is good ciclismo
>>154878265oh i get it nowthought you were nuts
>>154878321Im enjoying the kino
People think this is the best time to be into cycling but it's actually the worst
>>154878342Day drinking again Bill?
>>154878342what was the best time then
Einer Rubio looks hella freshworrisome
>>154878363>caleb ewan agrees re rubio
>>154878367fuck fraudscaleb
CAM ON VALGREN
Arrieta with the Christen move
Arrieta making the jump that was impressive he is taking the spoils
UAEMERDA
Let the lesbian win!
Oh lol all effort and then they all group up again what a wasted match
based boomer Caruso
It's over
kek, what dumbasses
LESBO LESBO LESBO
GG Valgren
based boomeralso >norgay 2nd
Rubio is legally retarded
Giro D'anmark
Deserved win
Valgren wins
this Valgren win means more than all of Jonas 4 stage wins
what is this pokeball
>check out my rare pokeball
EF EF EF EF EF EF EF
>>154878411he needs to calm down a bit and race smarter
???
that killer Amstel punch was back todaymega based
The amount of nordicks winning stages is too damn high!
>>154878468That is how a dane finds their wife
Kino finish
>>154878468those beads kids melt together with an iron maybe?
>>154878482looks like it
>>154878477Just pedal harder.
reminder that Valgren almost died 3 years ago
top 10
>>154878491>Kekne2nd
>>154878490He did die.This is his sister Michele Valgren
Remember that time when Rubio, Pinot and Cepeda were in a Giro breakaway together? that was a funny stage
>>154878491When did the traitor Vlasov join this race?
>>154878506chasers caught first group in the last 2 km
Luv Valgren. >>154878468His boy bully him when he doesn't win, so it was probs a "look here you little shitter"
it's like he's angry about this thingy kek
>>154878528lel
>this is Valgren's first GT stage winHow? Feels like he has been a top breakaway rider since forever
remember him?>>154878321>this is him now. Feel old yet?>>154878331
>>154878528It's probably something his kids made because it's not that impressive imo
Shit guys, missed today's stage.Anything of note happened?
Ellen DeGeneres physiognomy
>>154878533i feel like he has been top 5 in GT stages a million timesalso 2-3 seasons got destroyed from his crash
>>154878548Narvaez kwabbed Magnier for ciclamino again
>>154878491GC
>>154878548amazing breakaway stagevery tough racing, everyone was cooked in the end
this Giro feels like 2022 TDF
>>154878558Valgren's 2.UWT stage top 10s.
>>154878533you're probably thinking of magnus cort
>>154878565Caruso saw Alfonso being a little shit and decided to get the top 5 himself
>In 2022, Valgren fractured his pelvis and ruptured his MCL & ACL in a crash at the Route d'Occitanie. The doctors that treated him didn't know if he'd ride a bike again.
>>154878603Maybe. Two blond danish breakaway riders for EF
>>154878623remember his instagram seemed grim in autumn '22
>>154878626They were also both at Astana...
>>154878632he was so sad that he had to sell his monaco apartment and was forced to move back to his hometown in Thyseems like living in Monaco makes some people....soft
>>154878559lel>>154878566FUCK! Now I'll have to find a replay.
>Valgren and Jonas playing pcm during a training camp with Thy Cykle Ring
Giro?More like zero italian wins LUL
>>154878623he looks like a FTM
>>154878824Jonas is the same. I could imagine him having a sleep over with wout doing the same thing. What a cozy image, takes me back.
>>154878912
>>1548789123 this year so far
>>154878994dont remember the last time the last stage of a GT actually would matter when it comes to the jerseys (that was not a TT)if Magnier wins in Rome he can still take it
>>154879006beating the fatties will be hard after an easy parade stage
>
reminder that Wout won Roubaix
>>154878528it's beautiful
>>154879061Kinda wild how much of a twink Jonas is
>>154879935
>>154880008saved
>>154880008>s-squeak
>>154880008
>>154880008>>154880094
a certain someone is back to racing tomorrow
>>154880328I look like this
>>154880328meanwhile a certain someone will race his first race of the year
berts i really really hope that the Dolomite stage does not become a slurperi still have trauma from 2023 Tre Cime di Lavaredo
>>154880440It absolutely will, breakaway will have 10 minutes gapIn the breakaway, there will be:>NARVAEZ>MAS NICOLAU>HIRT>PELLIZZARI>BELOKI>CICCONEand 10 more jobbersThe stage winner be Bart LEMMEN
>>154880582is Bert Lemon even in the race?
>>154880630I am not certain
>>154880734>WHO IS THAT RIDER?!?!>THAT ONE WITHOUT THE RACE NUMBER?!>B-B-BART LEMMEN?!?1/>WHAT IS HE DOING HERE!!!!!
>>154880582You forgot Rubio and he's finally gonna get me some stage win points!
/lhdb/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1737WkBPs5o
Tour of Japan live on youtube. 20 rider group off the front but I imagine the winner will come from this group. Also i didnt know Bridgestone made bikes
Dont know anything about cycling sport.Which countries are usually best if thats even a thing? What brands of bikes are considered best and who manufactures them, for some reason my guess is Netherlands. Are there different type of tournaments like some are much shorter and depend more on your technique and strength while others might be longer and its more about stamina and technique?Tell me the three most famous cyclists from any time that majority knows who enjoy this sport.Why is it always the Russian dude who make all threads?Sorry for retarded questions I am clueless
Giro d'Italia (2.UWT)Stage 18Fai della Paganella - Pieve di Soligo171kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2026/startlistGC after stage 17:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2026/stage-17-gcRoadbook:https://www.giroditalia.it/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/HJTMZ5AX0vehZvkyxQdQ_060526-111010.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2026/stage-18/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / EITB / RTVE / TV2 / RTL / SRG SSR13:00 CET
>>154888213>Which countries are usually best if thats even a thing?In alltime ranking Belgians rank highly, and today too a Belgian is a reasonable bet. There are also Italians, Spanish, French and Danes.>Are there different type of tournaments like some are much shorter and depend more on your technique and strength while others might be longer and its more about stamina and technique?The main division in road cycling is between stage races, multiday events where each day a race is held, and total time is added up, and one-day races. The race types are in the simplest terms, classified by the amount of uphill the riders have to surmount, and how steep those sections are. Stages with no uphill are called sprint stages, stages with long uphill sections are called climbing stages, and stages with short but steep uphill sectoons are called hilly.>Tell me the three most famous cyclists from any time that majority knows who enjoy this sport.Eddy Merckx. Undisputed GoaT. Bermanrd Hinault, in stage races consisting of the most stages which are considered the most prestigious (they are called Grand Tours), he is second only to Merckx. Roger De Vlaeminck, contemporary of Merckx, expert in one-day races.
>>154877546It was the asian getting killed by Jeffrey Dean Morgen in The Walking Dead
>>154888213>Which countries are usually best if thats even a thing?there used to be host nations and guest nations. still relevant for races themselves, but in terms of riders performance it's kinda in the past. the best cyclist in the world right now is from Slovenia>What brands of bikes are considered best and who manufactures them, for some reason my guess is Netherlands.no such thing nowadays. "brands" usually only manufacture frames, difference between them is marginal, it's mostly prestige thing of a name, if it features in world tour and how nice it looks. there's currently no dutch brands used by WT teams, 2bh I don't even know any of note except KOGA. the best choices for consumer now is what groupset/wheels/brakes combo you can get for you shekels. Giant used to be pretty great in that regard, today it's unironically Decathlon's brand Van Rysel. and chinese brands are gaining ground fast.
>>154888213>Are there different type of tournaments like some are much shorter and depend more on your technique and strength while others might be longer and its more about stamina and technique?it's a bit more complicated than that. there generally two types of cycling competitions - one day races and multiple day races. the cycling governing body - UCI, has categories for their cycling events. 1 means one-day event, 2 means multiple days event. then goes category, UWT most prestigious, then Pro, then 1, then 2, which are not considered pro events. so when you see nomination 2.UWT it means multiple days event of World Tour category. out of one day races the classics are usually longer than 200 km, while semi-classics are shorter. then there five most prestigious classics called the monuments - Milan - San-Remo, Ronde Van Vlaanderen, Paris - Roubaix, Liege - Bastogne - Liege and Il Lombardia. multiple days races could be as short as 2-3 days, the most popular format is closer to one week, however. the most prestigious of them, and of sport in general, are the Grand Tours - Giro d'Italia, Tour de France and Vuelta a España. they last for three weeks, 21 stages with couple of rest days in-between weeks on mondays. then there's different terrain. flat terrain favors heavier, more powerful in absolute numbers, riders and usually ends in sprint. mountainous terrain, especially with mountaintop finish, is for lighter riders with high watts per kilo ratio. then there's various terrains in-between for more versatile types. >Tell me the three most famous cyclists from any time hat majority knows who enjoy this sport Eddy Merckx, Lance Armstrong, Tadej Pogacar>Why is it always the Russian dude who make all threads?it is what it is
>>154888213Boobs are aerodynamic
so what's the deal with giro-tour double? is it actually the best possible prep race or are danes just coping?i don't remember 2024 having similar discourse.
>>154889842It clearly isn't, otherwise Jonas and other Tour favourites would do it regularly. Tadej going to the Giro was seen as him attempting to win at least some GT, as he had lost the previous 2 TdFs. Danes are coping if they interpret Jonas racing the Giro differently, bookies don't lie.
lmao
>The pair had to pay bail of $185, and whilst they didn't appear in court and weren't formally prosecuted, a record of the incident was made against their names.>It was the record of this incident that caused problems for Dekker as he returned to the US for this year's Unbound. Speaking on his Live Slow Ride Fast podcast, Laurens ten Dam said that Dekker was stopped and questioned when he landed in Chicago, missing his connecting flight to Kansas City.>According to his Instagram stories, Dekker has now made it to Kansas.>Ten Dam had experienced similar the last time he entered the US, so Dekker had been calling him asking for advice.>"Apparently, a note was made somewhere saying 'These are two sex offenders'," Ten Dam said, recalling that he had previously been stopped with his children and therefore the border authorities were "a bit more accommodating". He added: "Thomas, of course, didn’t have that.">Dekker was apparently stopped for three hours, but allowed to continue his journey after the border authorities looked up news stories of the 2024 incident.
>>154890087DO YOU HAVE LICENSE TO PEE
nice
>thunderstorm forecast
>>154890597Someone cut Trines phoneline
I have done this "uncategorized climb" many times and its tough btw it's a shame it's not a gpm
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UaOM3t67roYlol feels like ages ago
better not be any damn danes in the breakaway
>>154888213>Are there different type of tournaments like some are much shorter and depend more on your technique and strength while others might be longer and its more about stamina and technique?Besides what others already mentioned, there are of course also disciplines other than road racing, like cyclo-cross, various mountain bike disciplines, various track cycling disciplines, and even stuff like artistic cycling.
>>154890940>artistic cyclingholy shit never heard of it>visit UCI siteradballwtf
palestine flags in a random rural mountainous town in italy. get a fucking grip.
>>154891012>get a fucking gripyeah let israel murder as many people as they feel like assholesalmost lost camera guy over speed bumpkek
>>154891012Mate all we do is send ships with food you can look up what happens after
>Crash by Hindley Jai (Red Bull - BORA - hansgrohe) in pelotonnoooooooooo
It's a shame they just pass in front of the Menador pass like this and don't even bother
chute
Awww a rock with a hole
still no other info on Jaiaussie comms team are gaggin for it
he did the thing
>>154890493>BAMandine
>>154891351
Clownworld
>>154891517Outrageous
>>154891517AU$36,000holy fkyou can get a new toyota corolla cross for that
>>154891517looks basic as fuck
>>154891517how will they survive without rich arabs?
>>154891590they kinda deserve to be crushed by efficient Germans and hyper producing Chinese
KWAB
>>154891802Still sad we did not get to see Torrito vs Jonas
perro
Wait, Morgado is in this race?
>>154891979Why doesn't he do something. UAE have been very active
BAIS wins the intermediate sprint
>>154892334Oh really? Yeah keep us updated on this matter
Great spiderman suit
he fast
>>154892433dat ass
hors
has there been any hors category climb this year?
>>154892546kino
Jonas could win today if he wants too
>>154892433hey! he stole that guy's bike!
rampas inhumanas time today
MWW in czechoslovakia
chute brutal is in air
Boobema Rockets cucked by BiGanna
come on Jonasdo a cheeky attack
>>154892699Yes, pranks the sprinters and drops them, for a laugh and nothing else
nothing ever happends the climb
that was not a Jonas attackit was a move to get first on the descend lol
Pinarello, heh
vamos hindlel attaquebasado
Piganzoli panic pulling in G2 kek
My boy cant even get on the same photo
lame
Milan is so washed it's unreal
Magnierwinslol
BAM
>>154892898Lidl-Trek really is nothing without Mads
>>154892972no changes in GC
Milan will surely get the win in Roma r-right??
>>154893021Cicco is winning tomorrow
I understand that Mangnier has a good team and he's doing well right now. The stages haven't been 120km straight roads with a 0% average gradient. But Milan is in the gutter after this giro. Not winning a stage is diabolical. Giro organisers should've done their boy a solid and had some simple sprint stages in there. Napoli stage was a fucking shocker.
>>154893021
Magnier is back in ciclamino
>>154892972>Zambaニニ
>>154893052like the Milano stage? lel
He doesn't look anything like his father and he looks kinda mistery meat, not throwing accusations but just saying
>>154893295could at least check tyre pressure before the shot
>Ouch, ouch, ouch! And own goal by UAE! They worked all day for the points jersey and ended up giving it to their main rival. Now the competition is effectively closed. Magnier wins the points jersey on the day Narváez should have done it.>They did everything right by controlling the stage, but their finale was a disaster. They didn't put any pressure on, and they rode a large part of the wall slowly. I hope and believe that it wasn't another tactical blunder. It must have been a losing battle for position, and it ended up being a disaster.>If UAE had been in the front with Narváez, Christen and Arrieta and had joined forces with NSN, they would have had every chance of at least getting second place.
>>154892898A FINITA
>>154893295Are there pics of his maternal grandfather?
>>154892860his green jersey was a fluke
KOOIJ is racing
whatcha think of my cool tanline?
>>154892860first sprinter up the climb. huge moral victory
>>154893626did you chute?
>>154893679yeah at the weekendbruised bicep somehow
Just saw a zoomer on a steel race bike wearing a Festina kit.>>154893765Good it wasn't worse.
>Title favourite Jannik Sinner dramatically succumbed to the Paris heat as his hopes of a first French Open title ended.>The world number one looked to be cruising to victory over Argentinian Juan Manuel Cerundolo in the second round at two sets and 5-1 up but his tolerance for the conditions evaporated within sight of the finish line.holy fuck what a heatlet. who will this be in the tdf?
>>154893765Is the bicep tender? Had injuries in the past where I fucked a muscle up and defensive mechanism contracted another muscle and it pulled in the process.
>>154893839I fucking hate tennis. The players are the most pathetic athletes in the world.
>>154893847no I landed on my shoulder which is kinda sore but not bad. the bruise just goes all the way down
>>154893866Bruises move down over time due to gravity. Might also explain it.
>>154893866Nice little war wound, good work. Bicep bruise is a cool image.
Mads washed
>>154893912
>>154893929
nah surely visma will ride for Jonas to win the next two stages
>>154893912Trek is turbowashed this year must’ve gotten bad bags over winter
based bert julius fucking over the swede filth
>>154894910Danes must be conflicted about this win.
>>154894980is it good that bert julius is a national traitor riding for UAEMERDA, nobut its still forgiven if it means beating a swede
>>154880328This is the reason I switched to dec's endurance line (+1 size). Sure, they ride up to my pecs, but there ain't no flab overhand anymore.
>>154891553>>154891517This WTF?!No stupid gimmicks except the """invisible""" cables and G I G A jockey wheel on the rear mech. Not even faux-lug frame.
>>154893003It's done, innit.
>>154895377no there is still 3 more stages left
>>154895345Can't wait for the chinese manufacturers to crush these idiots.
>>154895415These were wicked, not seen them in years. Cracking little juices.
>>154895454The Chinese ARE following all the stupidest fads, la. They have 0 fresh (or reasonable) ideas.
>>154895481you can't get Capri-Sonne anymore in bongoland?i still see them alot here
>>154895377He could still>chute brutale>catch an illness>be arrested by la polizia>be assassinated by Gall ultras>etc. pp.
>>154895493Just bought 32 capri sun's off amazon. They do apparently. Cannot fucking wait. In britain they're capri sun's, sonne's always make me fee uneasy.
>>154895556cheersi could EASILY drink all 32 in a single sitting
>>154895485They have one important novel idea - proper pricing.
>>154895626Did you have fruit shoots in denmark? They are dangerously delicious. They have the drink equivalent of msg in them. Whenever we went to the other side of the family they'd have fruit shoots and I'd guzzle away all night.
>>154895666no i dont think so, they dont look like something i have ever seen here
>>154895551Highly unlikely, but possible still, innit.>>154895635True, lmao.
>>154895556what's wrong with you sonne
>>154895377it never even started
>>154893003Felix er GALL over ARENSMAN FORHINDRLEY AULALIO og GEE i STORER bedrifter mens PIGANZOLI kørte i CARUSOEL med O'CONNOR
>>154896365pretty good
look at this smug motherfuckerattacking for no reason. bullying breakaways and winning whenever he wants. probably cheating on his wife with some Italian podium girl. this is the type of attitude it takes to beat the Slovenian. very promising Giro for Jonas
>>154896467This is the kind of analysis that makes me come back to /cyc/. GCN or lantern bois could never.
>>154896800Ever happened a mtf clean sweep in a grand tour?
>>154896800>Piganzoli wins from the break
>>154896894thats a good question but i dont think so
Hindlel all in attack on Passo Giau
i can't decide if this stage is on paper the hardest GT stage of the year or TDF stage 20
some call it the 7th monument
>>154896990>Beginning Dick
>>154889062>Roger De VlaeminckNot to burst your bubble, but most people following cycling today are not deep enough into the history to even know that name. You'd probably be better off naming Pogacar, or even Armstrong, since he was asking for 'most famous [...] that the majority knows'.
>>154889874Didn't Poggers go last year after having easily won the 2024 tour previously?
>>154889874>Danes are copingVisma is coping. They say his numbers are better at the second GT of the season. Danes are just hoping that they are not lying (too much).
Giro d'Italia (2.UWT)Stage 19Feltre - Alleghe (Piani di Pezzè)151kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2026/startlistGC after stage 18:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2026/stage-18-gcRoadbook:https://www.giroditalia.it/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/HJTMZ5AX0vehZvkyxQdQ_060526-111010.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2026/stage-19/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / EITB / RTVE / TV2 / RTL / SRG SSR12:15 CET
Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel (2.Pro)Stage 1Saint-Berthevin - Château-Gontier-sur-Mayenne172.4kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/boucles-de-la-mayenne/2026/startlistGC after prologue:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/boucles-de-la-mayenne/2026/prologue-gcRoadbook:https://www.bouclesdelamayenne.fr/la-courseLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/boucles-de-la-mayenne/2026/stage-1/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / L'Equipe13:45 CET
Bretagne Ladies Tour (2.1)Stage 1Ploemeur - Plouay120.6kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-bretagne-feminin/2026/startlistRoadbook:https://tbfo.bzh/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/bretagne-ladies-tour-guide-technique.pdfStreams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rezEdwleQbYhttps://cyclingtiz.live/13:55 CET
>>154903150steep
>>154903174
I just saw some footage from the Blockhaus stage, I think Fishboy has been riding much more in the red this Giro than I thought. We're cooked for the tour.
finally a me watchygonna get a chinses on the way home from the gym. get home for giau
>>154879174
>Roads here are regularly being closed because of landslides and the repairs are expensive. This is forcing local authorities to review the costs and benefits: is it worth clearing a road if it will be buried again soon? Should tens of millions be spent securing the roads with coverings and other fortifications to keep them open as important traffic arteries? If so, then who pays locals, the region or the country?>The Alps took millions of years to form and they’ll be there for millions more. The forces that made them are still pushing the peaks upwards rather than making them collapse. Any change in the rate of erosion is tiny in relative terms. But it is a noticeable pre-occupation of residents, the local newspapers as well as geologists, hydrologists and public safety officials alike. If the Giro organisers are worried about snowfall affecting the race in the Alps every year, in the near future rockfall could become a similar concern too.
>Training files shared on Strava point to an eye catching workload. Across twelve days, Seixas covered roughly 1,500 kilometres and accumulated around 37,000 metres of climbing. To put that into perspective, that is only about 20 percent fewer vertical metres than Jonas Vingegaard is expected to tackle across the entire Giro d’Italia, but packed into nine fewer days.https://www.domestiquecycling.com/en/news/paul-seixas-takes-major-tour-de-france-step-with-huge-altitude-training-block/
>>154903520jeez, they're gonna burn him up before he's 21, aren't they
>>154903651doesn't seem standard training. boy is just autistic and like big rides
>>154903520May as well have sent him to the giro to stage hunt and offer Gall a wheel every few stages.
>>154903314Is spice bags actually a thing in Ireland? Like chicken, veg a d chips from chinese that's mixed up with spices. Looks delicious.
>>154903692yeah and munchy boxes. deliciousI'm going to posh one today. they don't do that working class slop
>>154896985Has to be Tour stage 20 because altitude. Maybe they slurp it though, if Pogi has already wrapped it up and wants to save a bit for Paris. He has been chasing that Champs-Élysées win for a while.Vuelta stage 20 also looks to be at around the same difficulty as today.
Sagan spotted
Bernal still rocking the porn stache
>>154904141fat
>>154904264It's just a strategic adipose enhancement for better descent, you wouldn't understand
>>154904141hey it's that guy from the zwift competitor ad
>>154904233Colombia does produce a lot of porn stars, though mostly female ones.
DNS Valgren, Shaw
>be Pigeon >reports from the skyheh
Oss unironically rides in gear with "Fuck Oss" on it
>>154904448I was not ready for chubby Sagan
>>154904437>we respect the giroif you have to say it...
Pantani <3
NARVAEZ ABANDON
Mark Donovan crashed
>>154904827Lame, when you won three stages you can at least do the effort to do the last two days.
>>154904861He looked like he was struggling, he's probably sick (or maybe that's just an act, who knows)
>break is 2/5 danishshut it down
>>154903152we live in France. say moo
Kino tunnel images
pics from inside tunnel, amazing
>>154904877He injured himself after the race yesterday apparently.Nice Cohencidence to be injured the stage after Magnier gained enough point to prevent him to gain the cyclamen
>>154904861>>154904877>>154905063>According to Davide Cassani on Rai, Narvaez hit a bus after yesterday stage
>>154905067Colombians and the bus love story expands
Kussen in the break because he is a satelite rider or for the stage win
>>154905232This is a betrayal, and the beginning of the American invasion of the Kingdom of Denmark
This is a brutal stage, nice work organisers
>>154905652Let's just hope it won't be another case of "Tomorrow is another hard stage, let's do nothing" from the gruppo principal.
>>154905676But it doesn't look so so far, goodPeloton already decimated
>>154905676Free win for Cicco if so. Pellizzari would have loved to take vengeance tomorrow, wasn't meant to be.
>Schalke banners at the Giro
It's T-Rex time
Is Yung Christian already washed and dead?
>pain face screenshot pending
They are making the boy cry againWe cannot let Visma get away with this
>>154904437>sorry Giro preparation for Tour is more important than your kermesse
The scenery is coomworthy
home just in time for Passo Giau
good big lunch thatspicy chicken burger and crispy potatoes
praying for a Hindlel attack on Giau
>>154906048same
>>154906020
>>154906020this ain't Guinness
their gels contain 250 grams of sodium?
>>154906020amazing sloppa
>>154906079I heard that too. Surely can’t be right
thats a very small pedalton already
yeah i think eating a quarter kilo of salt just insta-kills you so likely not
our lad hindlel looking a little cooked
>>154906109or not
>>154906092>Surely can’t be rightWdym a gel of some 40 g or thererabouts can't contain 250 g of sodium?!
If Storer wins I'll buy a Black Bay
DNF Vernon
Afonso cooked
>>154906131Maybe its homemade gel they pit in a camelbak
>>154906079Dumb bitch meant mg
so what happends when Zwiehoff is done pulling?
>>154906160lethal dose of sodium is something like 1g per kilo
Afonso is a happy fella
dolomites
Big French Cock!!!
I thought he only attends women races
>bygma balls
camon Jailets see some hecking watts
>Giulio vs GiulioItalians infighting
>italian timekeeping
>women
distracted by that ass lol
>>154906186gorgeous
another one for the "riders ruined by women" collage
>>154906147FUCK. I literally only have vinegaard and magnier left for some points. Absolute disaster
i have seen enoughKussen wins the stage
So how will Rubio showcase his low iq to today?
Kooij wins
>>154906314he's finally back, took a while.
>>154906314top 12
>>154906343
TAS Sandrine wins in Bretagne. curious
>>154906355
>>154906355/biathlon/ chads stay winning.
>>154906355top 10. managed to kwab former world champion no less
>>154906355Tool Assisted Sprint.
>>154906406How many QPUs did she go through?
>>154906360so breasts aren't aero?
>>154906418but they are
>>154906441I saw this too. Based italians.
goats
Afonso will never be good enough to be a proper GC rider, but he might get a juicy domestique in the future. I wonder whose domestique he will be.
3 minutes nowmhhhh
>>154906517*a juicy domestique contractAlso, kino Decathlon painface
>>154906349GC
>>154906518kino
> Rubio
>>154906441is there a link to the actual video they produced for this little ad?
KEK
holy fuck Rubio is a seething little ratta
Rubio doesn't make any new friends
Now go get that stage Cicone
sudacas and the Giro, at least they provide entertainment
You just know that order came from the movistar car, that's exactly how they behave
>>154906637Pure spite you love to see it
>>154906637If one of the lidl guys wins today then this is typical movistar. Petty team rides out of spite and loses much of the time. Thank god for the drama I was losing interest.
>alleghe, calm, peaceful>ciccone coming in HOT
Kamikaze Cicco
Minute already huh
>>154906441hot damn
Cicco might do it since they are only chasing Gee
>>154906759Some of the guys will still attack each other. Piganzoli probably wants the white and Hindley will do something against Arensman if he has the legs.
>>154906756
>>154906756>>154906778giro slags best slags
>>154906790
Capri sun's have arrived
>>154906790Bike path even has lights
>>154906756I enjoyed seeing those earlier this week hehe
vai cicco
How do Italians deal with the bears in the region?Just don't hike?
only Jonas can stop Cicco from winning the stage nowshow mercy Jonas
>>154906845Bears and wolves almost never attack humans the boars are the bigger problem
>>15490684599 precent of the time the bear will smell / hear you first and will avoid you.
Ciccone needs the final bidon of final bidons
>>154906873EPObidon is needed
Mühlberger - Gall Austrian duo has been insane this Giro
Bernal going backwards
Ciccone blew up
the Dane is winning
>>154906820Cheers
>>154906902Kussen is winning, Jonas wont attack
poor Cicco
>>154906929Why can't he just pedal harder?
Durango lads rise up
Hope for a top 3 for points I guess
Kussen finally unwashing
stagethatwaspromised5000yearsagobros...
Visma going to win every single mountain stage kek
>>154906929Dude tard raged himself out of a win
sepp kuss?
Ahum.FUCK JUMBO PISSFLAP. FUCK RICHARD BUTTPLUGGE. FUCK THEM ALL TO HELL. KETONE BULLSHIT WANKERS. Dankjewel.
>>154906963With this he'll have a stage win in all 3 GTs
>>154906966Kaaskopp
>USA 1 Canada 2
Kussen now joins the win in all three GT's?
>>154907005116th to do it.
Kuss ecstatic Motivation renewedBe VERY afraid, Pogichud and Squeakerman
>>154907005161st yeah to do it
KUSS wins
3rd still good gj Giulio
jeg elsker Kusse
Grande Kuss
>>154907016id listen to this guy
>Jonas celebrating Fine incomming
>>154907038it's a punishable offense only if riders near him are "endangered"
Good afternoonJonas culo, Vismerde lease a bitchThank you for your attention to this post
>Fishboy giving away KOMWhat the fuck? I thought they were going for the triple with pink, blue and white. I'd think a jersey is worth more than a third stage win?
>>154907089According to both UCI and PCS, a Giro KOM and a Giro Stage are worth the same.
my boys all together
>>154907143sovl
so cicco at least wins the blue jersey
>>154907157Waiting for a KUSS/VINGEGAARD fanfic
>>154907183he needs to secure it tomorrow
>>154907126GC
new UAE TT helmet spotted on Pogimerdathey going the alien helmet way like visma kek
Ciccone is 57 KOM points ahead of Vingegaard. Climbs tomorow award to the first: 9, 40, 50. In the ideal-for-Jonas-scenario where he wins and Ciccone gets 0 at the finish climb, Jonas winning the KOM requires him contesting the previous sprints.
>>154907208when did people stop knowing what pov means?
I prefer when Orla wears dresses and feminine cloths. Half the time she looks like a dominatrix.
>>154907237Jonas wont care
>>154907237Visma will let Cicco have it, me think
if you look at Lance vs Kuss result list ONLY in what is official then who has the greater one?
>>154907238Its been a meme to do it like that for half a decade friend.
UAE became the powerhouse it is now by kicking out one by one every shitalian rider they had.Lidl needs to do the same.
>odegaard lifting the UCL trophy as captainGive it to Rice before the final.
>>154907465Explain Astana then
>>154907237Fishboy won't even attack tomorrow for the win.They will try to get another Visma rider win the stage.Fishboy is already thinking about Tour for sure.
>>154907621Either Kuss again or Piganzoli Davide
>falling for cryptoscam when will they learn
2bh smarter thing to do was to let Rubio have his sprint. Gee could secure more time if they worked together
>>154907707Rubio isn’t here to make friends
>>154907208It could be worse
>>154908121
>>154908121um, wtf
I have an overwhelming feeling this tour will be the best in years.
>>154907017>>154907022>>154907034>>154907102>>154907112>Semi watching at the gym>Big group in front with a lot of the top 10s, 40km to go before last climb>Walk away>Come back Ciccone doing decdend infront with like 40 seconds or some shit>6 km left>Oh congrats ciccone well done>Walk away>Come back to TV area 15 minutes later>Sepp Kuss interview?????what the hell happend, how did ciccone even manage to fuck that up
>>154908716Likely. But we have been saying that for many a Tours and then [spoiler]ROGLIC chuted[/spoiler]
>>154908850Barely remember the last few, all seems like the same event. But because Saint Paul wins the 2026 Tour de France, I'll remember it forever.
>>154908817Ciccone blew up slightly, as he usually does, and KUSS is unwashed and strong again.
>>154906637Why he mad, tho? Forgot it was a race?Anyway, pretty dang good stage today.>>154906756>ReginaThe TP brand Regina?>>154907022Are the lease deals that good?>>154907102>é bikeHold on, shouldn't he be riding the Giro-é, then?
>>154908121based
>o'cumer outside top 10>hindley top 3>egan top 10
>>154908817Kuss's pace usually decimates everyone in the peloton that isn't called pogachud or vingegod, he's in another level compared to that hack of Ciccone.
>>154907102Happy for my boy.
>>154908121wtf
>>154908121youngest /cyc/ poster
>>154908716I do not agree
