footo tomorrow (today)>St Kilda v Hawthorn, 7.30pm
oops wrong picrel
oops wrong pic
uh oh melty
>Gifts of wine and time spent at a club associate’s holiday house were among the undisclosed infractions discovered in the AFL’s audit into Geelong’s compliance of total player payments and soft cap rulesnot all cats but always a cat
>>154875276where are you getting this all from?
oops wrong picAnyways, who are we going for? NSW or QLD tonight? Personally, QLD because New South Niggas cry so much when they lose.
>>154875276i just like the guernsey
will day play
we should make our own boys club
What is the final solution to the James Hird problem?
UMMMMMMMMM where the fuck is kingy?
>>154875304day may play friday
>>154875300probably qlddon't like sydney nor nsw. they're faggots
>>154875300i have relatives in QLD who don't give a shit about it and I prefer the NSW uniforms. Tough decision...
>>154875308make him supreme leader
>>154875300Who has more storm players? I’ll go for them
thinking essendon may literally have an autistic obsession with hird
>>154875319hird is my dosns safe word
Getting fucked up the arse lads
Where does Taylor go after her Showgirl era?
Crazy how much Sydney lives rent free in the minds of melbshits when we don’t even think of you at all
>>154875331why lie
daily reminder pre-federation new south welshmen are the real first nations people
>>154875331It's that fucking aesthetic bridge bro. Ours looks like shit. I need to go back to Sydney in summer to see the bridge you understand.
>>154875327go hird btw
>>154873547Get him a mountain bike. Pedalling will build muscles and make him more attractive to the other sex and in general improve his mood. But be prepared for him to chuck a shitfit for the first month or so.Or tell him if he sticks with riding for ~3 months you'll get the ebike.
better start plucking out those eyes and chopping off those hands
>>154875330Drunk wine aunt era (or break for kids).
>>154875360hahahah way to make him a gay nerd fucking incel lmao
corr
Zoomer here, was Hird even that good?
>>154875381corr wouldn't mind bulldogging her iykwim haha
Hird will return Essendon to its former (and deserved) glory.
>>154875381imagine pulling those charred lips apart and exposing that bright pink vagina
>>154875385Mercurial is one word to describe him.
>>154875385behind voss and buckley
>>154875367If Taylor swift has children now it’s highly likely they will come out disabled as she is past the prime of her fertility window
youse coming over with us to /nrl/ for the night or nah?
>>154875381Threesome with her and Jasmyn would be heaven
>>154875417I tried last year and didn't find it interesting
>>154875385He was dope.
I picture melbourne as like sydney but flat with heaps of cafes and immigrants and refugees everywhere. Also everyone is a hipster and obsessed with alf because there isnt much else to do.Like Sydney but a bit more 'diverse', both complete shitholes
>>154875435Oi
>>154875421>You call that fucking Anon? You said you were going to colonise her black pussy! Pathetic.
>>154875385As a player? Good, but didn't really deserve to be in the Voss/Buckley talk. A poor man's Andrew Mcleod.Modern day players, he'd probably be... Pendlebury.
>Mutual obligations will be different for every welfare recipient, the employment minister says, signalling an end to jobseekers being forced to submit “endless” applications for roles they may not be qualified for./comfy/ times ahead, neetbros
>>154875451It will be easyUnder Albanese?
>>154875394what about the poos
>>154875260do iggs and cats get along fellas?
>Hird appointed coachDoes he bring back Dodoro? They've been working together at Port Melbourne.
>>154875451corrr finna find an mmo
and for my first crack its the dreamtime performer
>>154875381>COTTONi've been here too long iykwim haha
>>154875496rock spider see >>154875363
>>154875486god no pls
>>154875484Iggs stole a flag from Geelong back in 1994 due to being roid monsters.Also stole Ben Cousins (the best player their club has had and turned him into a junkie) when he went father/son to the Iggs instead of Geelong.Other than that, there's no real animosity. Iggs have been shit for the entire period the cats have been good, so never really think about them.
>>154875486I’m switching teams to Tassie if Dodoro ever comes back
>>154875515>>154875522Rosa is a Brad Scott pick, not a true Essendon fella desu. He's got to go.
>>154875529
>>154875484yes mate some good history between them too. iggs won two flags against geelong in tge nineties but we pinched their ceo who built the modern club. geelong also fleeced iggs in the tim kelly trade which brought in jezza and the 22 flag.
>>154875486Please no
>>154875516>>154875562tabla x
State of origin is the envy of /afl/. It’s a true world class sporting event that the nation stops to watch.
When is State of Origin happening?
parked like this at bunnings today kekboy there were some un happy ute drivers as i walked back to my car with a plant
>>154875675BASED
umm is this qld v nsw or tonga v samoa lmao
>>154875381Lovely
>>154875381BBC (big black cunt)
>>154875436You picture things wrong.
Carn Queensland
>>154875675fuck those tradie cunts, they're the male version of nurses
i live in queersland and don't give a fuck about origin because nrl fucking sucks, simple as that
if you own a house fuck you
>>154875744How does it suck?
>>154875749fucking THIS
>>154875754slit your throat questionsperg/nrlsperg
>>154875749Well technically the bank owns my house and i am paying it off, so where does that leave me champ?
>>154875759I'm not either of those, they only exist in your mentally ill mind
There are multiple questionposters here
>>154875771Well, once you own it at least you don't have to pay anyone anything more. Imagine if you had to continually and indefinitely pay someone a levy, or tax if you will, on an existing property you own outright.
>>154875649No idea, lel.>>154875644Two states watch it.
NSW are getting spanked
>>154875823at what?
>>154875823who?
If someone won’t apply for a coaching job because they’re too scared of a little competition from Hird then i dont want them as coach
my dog sleeps with her tongue out and looks rather sillyshe's a 50kg rottweiler
if nsw lose today im taking it out on you guys
>>154875855
going to post gay porn again nrlsperg?fuck off back to your piece of shit general
>>154875848If I were a prospective coach I wouldn't apply because the job is a poisoned chalice. I'd be more interested in the Carlton, who are almost as fucked, or Tassie jobs.
>>154875885carlton is just as much of a poisoned chalice, their list is mediocre at best and their board is just as much of a shambles as the dosn. they don't have any clue who the fuck should be their coach, at least the bummers have narrowed it down to hird and maybe a few others.
>Watching /nrl/ over SAS: Aus vs EngGrim.
Why is rugby more popular amongst forum dwellers?
>>154875933i saw toadie get very angry and swear
>>154875909All true and it's still a better job than the Bombers. That's how bad the Essendon situation is.
>>154875933honestly true but whats more grim is that there's no way to watch ireland vs nz in the criccy in aus.
Is Tedesco the absolute king of *runs into you and gets penalty*
>>154875953only in your mind mate, bummers at least have a good list of youngsters to work with. carlton have jagga and that's really it, and no-one wants to go to carlton either unless they get forced to like florent and hayward.
>>154875885So within 24 hours, its essentially down to Hird or the untried cannon fodder that get Matthew Knightsed. Meanwhile the AFL dont want him any near the joint.He knew what he was doing last night.What a sociopath
>>154875848Being passed over for a coaching gig is a bad look for future coaches.>He wasn't good enough for Essendon, why should we hire him?If the Essendon process is rigged to give it to Hird (it is) then everyone else applying for it is both wasting their time and ruining their reputation.
youngster bummers
Essenshit have nothing going for them, they're a pathetic disgrace
>>154875955its fucking bullshit, kayo can show an endless stream of slop t20 leagues but not this test
Hird made a mistake, people deserve second chances.
>Super qtie girl is on GruenWhy aren't you watching ads, anon?
James "Jesus" Hird
>>154875955Stream?
>>154875995love to stroke my BBC on her white feet
>why yes of course i watch test cricket not involving australia
>>154875995Who is dat girl?
>>154875995>Gruen shilling during Origin Is Wil Anderson dogsperg?
>>154876005That's actually what Zachy looks like irl
>>154876006She ain’t an actress, but she make movies
>>154876005better than watching a game pretending to be australia's game despite being made in bongland like nrlel you worthless sperg
>>154876005Yes i do but i dont wear glasses or a hat
Said I wasn’t going to drink that much tonight but at one point or another I starting doing shots of vodka
>>154876017Cricket was made in bong land afl was also created by a brit
Said I’d never go back to old essenon but at one point or another I sack the coach and bring back Hird
The fix is in.
>>154876042Bro just casually trying to rewrite history
>>154875966Neither list is in a significantly better state than the other. I don't think Essendon have a good list of youngsters. They have Caddy, Sharp, Robey, Farrow and Roberts. The rest are scrubs and then there's nothing else on the list.Carlton have Smith, Dean and will have Walker's kid. Both are facing years of rebuilding at the bottom though Carlton have better mature players to put around the kids as they rebuild.
>>154875966>bummers at least have a good list of youngsters to work withBut shit older players. And the board wants wins NOW, so you'll have to trade for some mercenaries/blow the budget on free agents. So no proper rebuild.And if you aren't an old Essendon player (or more specifically, Hird), then you will get undermined and whiteanted the entire duration of your short stay coaching.Unless you're a very high profile name going into it, senior coaching is typically one and done unless you have big success.So essentially you'll have the coaching gig for 1.5 years, be dealing with political shit the entire time, trying to win games with a bunch of spud older players and then when you're axed your coaching career is donezo.
>>154875771shalom
>>154876051crisp micksperg
good knight alf
>>154876071I’m a thigh man
I don’t like any sport created by Anglos because they’re an evil nation of people, I only watch tennis, mma and individual sports like kayaking
If I could fix everything then they’d love me
>>154876058>Carlton have better mature players to put around the kids as they rebuildwho? cripps? the guy who's been talking about leaving merrett style? weitering, the guy scammed by a nigerian prince in an email? carlton's older players are just as rudderless and worthless as the dons seniors. >>154876060>But shit older players.as noted above, carlton have nothing but shit older players aside from jagga who is genuinely good but wasting his time at a shithole joke team like carlton. bet he wishes the iggs didn't trade pick 3 for owie and he was over in WA with harley, would genuinely be more hopeful.
My favourite sports are tennis and cycling; I don't mind some football (soccer) from time-to-time though
>>154875970It was all a big plan put in place the second Welsh was made president. Force one of your guys into an assistant coaching gigs (team defence), have him stink up the place (people complain Essendon don't defend), sack the main coach over it (Brad Scott) and have your guy take over as the interim coach.Hold a board meeting on Sunday and decide to sack him, hold off on finalising that decision until late Monday night so that when news breaks on the Tuesday, James Hird will be able to go on television that night to audition for the role.If the sacking came on a Monday there would've been a lot more talk about other coaches, but because it was timed for James' tv slot, it's essentially his now.
If you live for their validation you die by their rejection
>>154876090Footy was invented by the abos, tom wills stole it from them
what if essendon's interim coach does well and doesn't want to give up the job?
>>154876119that has historically not ended up well for the team or the coach.
>>154876108was killing neale daniher part of the plan to draw attention on the monday? Wouldn’t put it past them desu
>>154876071love arse don't care for feet
>>154876102>who? Walsh, McKay, Hewett, Cerra, Williams, McGovern, Ainsworth, Hayward.
>>154876145holy fucking grim
>>154876006Still miss the really cute NZ girl they had on in the earlier seasons.
>>154876152What do you want? They're not going to be leading them to a premiership. They're going to be tutoring and taking hits as the kids develop. Now compare it to what Essendon have.
>>154876154love to stroke my BBC on her white feet
>>154876071They spent 30 minutes digging the hole for her belly.
Anyone else think the mayor of Alice Springs is cute? Dunno if shes a boong or not
>>154876188>No hat>That faceGuessing she's about 20?
>>154876188looks great to sip tea with on the back deck rubbing her feet watching the sunset
Tonight's kino:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk9YLgZjsiI
>>15487619838 or 39 apparently but Wikipedia doesnt have her actually DOB listed just says she was born in either 87 or 88
>>154876201this but rubbing her white feet with my BBC
>>154876188She looks like an out of space girl character from a game but not sure which one
>>154876145genuinely trash, these gutless cunts are pea hearted plodders and absolutely not good examples for young players.
>>154876188looks like my dad's second cousin twice removed or something who is rumoured to have some abo blood
>>154876214Crisp. She's aged well with that sun.
>>154875267dat David Brent smirk
>>154876214bet her coochie is all dried up
>>154876246its an interesting discussioni had a girl say once during sex that the aircon was drying her pussy out
>>154876253yeah, that was it
>>154876226Walsh and Hewett are good workhorses that will set good standards, McKay and Weitering are the perfect keys to have protecting and schooling your developing keys, the others can fill roles to ensure kids can develop appropriately.Now compare it to what Essendon have.
It wasn't the aircon champ
>Mitch Cleary (Tonight): "I've just got off the phone to James Hird, literally half an hour ago."He was also the one who broke the story about Brad Scott being sacked yesterday. Really makes you wonder how he found out.
>>154876263kek
can you guys come grab your boy >>154876267
>>154876266>I've just got offcrisp me
>>154876266We all know the Essendon board had been feeding their narrative to the media to get Hird installed. Brad Scott said he didn't even get the chance to tell the players he'd lost the job, despite their promise he would, because they'd already leaked it to the media. Most toxic board in the league.
It's just such an ugly unaesthetic game.
>dude vaginas just GUSH around mevirgin comment bro
>The Hird camp are of the opinion he got offered the coaching gig last time, but the AFL vetoed it, and that was the only reason Brad Scott was appointedkwab.
>>154876287So true. That's why I mostly watch 'the beautiful game' (football) [soccer] instead.
>>154876298Brad was part of the AFL at that time too, not such a crazy thought.
>>1548762983 years of underminding your coach and having no success to own the aflyep makes sense this is the same club that refused first round talent for a 31 year that doesnt want to be there to le epic pwn hawthorn
Cold hard fact: Most players use PEDs
Are you careful with how you use your facts, /alf/?
The Hird mafia are morally bankrupt
>>154876261dosn have shit senior players but you can't be serious that any of those guys are worth a pinch of shit for leadership
>>154876333thats Belgium retard
the sorts of backroom corruption that goes on in the afl would make a south-american parliament blush
Going to get back into riding my pushbike while the weather's not bad
Bombers yet to win a final since Jen Hawkins mooned a crowd
>>154876323/cric/ is talking about us
>>154876348I never said they were great, I said they were better mature players to put around the kids as they rebuild than the ones Essendon have, which is true.
>>154876388now this is a hot girl compared to sweeney slop
>>154876388love to stroke my BBC on her white feet
>>154876388wonder what she looks like now, probably old i'm guessin
>>154876333crisp malinformation enjoyer
>>154876388How tf did she ever win ms universe. Like sure she’s attractive but she’s really nothing special. Must have given Trump some pretty good gobbies
>>154876429Have ya seen her arse mate? Top tier
SOME CUNT JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
>>15487642910/10
>>154876470Huh?
fingering my bum
>>154876366Phew, it's a good thing Australia hasn't pushed through its own hate speech laws recently or anything so we'll be fine.
>>154876473Real English rose, that one.
I love big boobies tbqhwy
>>154876445Yeah prime hawko had the best bum
hi josh
craving a hot dog
craving a fat cock
i prefer the gay porn over this nasty troon shit
/cric/ is talking about us again
>>154876582why are their dicks never hard in these hormones?
>>154876603>i prefer the gay pornpoof, cockgirls are hot as fuck
>>154875848We've just seen someone who beat out Hird for the coaching gig, and what happens to him.
You guys ever worn a buttplug?
>>154876647Often. Not brave enough for a vibrating one though
>If the girth of your penis is less than X then you are a dickletWhat does X equal?
>>154876574>>154876582>Dickmogged by a ladyboyT-thanks.
that tranny is lovely
ah fuck i missed it
crazy how the gay posting suddenly started up after somebody pointed out how there was no gay posting in /afl/ while origin was on
Let it be know man that im straight and only VERY RARELY gay post as a joke
>>154876671King/super duper large condoms are ~64mm.Condoms should have ~7-20% stretch, so 64 * 1.07 = 68.48mm.Double that to get the actual girth, 68.48 * 2 = 136.96. Let's call it 137mm.137mm (5.4") is the cutoff. Anything less is dicklet status.
>>154876703Meds
>>154876733>137mm (5.4") is the cutoff. Anything less is dicklet status.
I’m a fucking loser
>>154876777Is that too high or too small?
>>154876783i don't remember posting this
>>154876783so why don't i kill you?
i bought normal and large skyn ondoms once and both felt too tightidk my dick isn't massive maybe they're made for indians
fuck that reminds me i need to connymaxx before thailand
>>154876796https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvZnX0P04Q0
>>154876808Skyn was very tight, I have a big dick though, always just got lifestyles and they were fine
>>1548767895.4" puts you in the 93rd percentile. It's big.
>>154876818They can't get pregnant m8, don't worry
>>154876808>Normal53mm>Large56mmAll are firmly in the dicklet range.
>>154875385He had that game winning magic when it mattered like Shane Warne
KINO KINO KINO
>>154876837But enough about my penis
I hate league but that was kino
>>154876826>I have a big dick though>always just got lifestylesRegular: 53mmLarge: 56mm
there's another thread for that this one is for blogposting and spegouts
not watching thugby, too busy pounding my arse to gay porn
>>154876826>>154876836yeah okay good to know it's not just me, again i'm biggish (i think a bit over 6in) but was surprised how tight they felt anyway doesn't matter i only wore them to try them haven't worn any since kek
>>154876885What are you implying
NEW SOUTH WALES WIN
>>154876915Win what?
>>154876898>I'm very tall>Yeah, I buy my clothes from the kids' section
>>154876931Stop being an arsehole
I love to sit on the couch with a blanket like an old person. The elderly were onto something with that. So comfy.
>>154876952I desperately want a nice recliner or rocking chair
>>154876952I don't
>>154876965One of my couches is starting to sink so thinking I might replace it with two recliners. Those fuckers aren't cheap though.
>>154876952Sisza used to make fun of me for putting a jacket or blanket on myself while on the couch saying I looked old, never stopped me
NSW WIN
>>154876979Get a lazyboy, it’ll last for the rest of your life
>>154877033this but ladyboy
i sit on a sybian and shove it up my arse
Four Seasons:Closer: 49mmRegular: 54mmLarger: 60mmKing: 64mmDurex:Close: 53mmOriginal: 56mmWide fit: 57mmXL: 61mmI thought Durex had an even wider one but can't find it. Google suggests it's:XXL: 64mmThe USA has a legal size limit on condoms. 64mm is max.
>>154877064Ew, gay.
>>154877033I thought they started cheaping out on the build like 25 years ago.Old ones used to last forever, but modern ones are cost cut for profit?
Condoms are degenerate in nature
In /afl/ we like ladyboysSimple as
>>154877110Probably, I’m going off my grandparents which is 40+ years old with multiple reupholsters and still extremely comfy
why is /afl/ so gay?
>>154876894>think a bit over 6inIf legit (measure yourself) you'll need to get 64mm condoms. Four Seasons Kings can be gotten from Amazon.The biggest ones in supermarkets are 60mm, but even those would be operating outside of their recommended range when put on your weener.tl;dr - Health lessons that said one size fits all were a lie. That was just said so the girls would force the guys to wear one.
>>154877176nrl tourists
>>154877212why isn't any of it in /nrl/ then?
>>154877223He needs an audience.
>>154876952we wear oodies now gramps, i seriously hope everyone has an oodie with with how cold its been
>>154877231that doesn't make sense
>>154877223they have a guy who screencaps players bums during the game
>KFCs burger feast and value feast both went up $6
>>154877259bit odd how it was linked here. almost like an /afl/ false flag
>>154877249It would if you weren't dumb. I'm sorry, Anon. I can't help you with that.
You guys just can’t handle /nrl/ having its moment in the spotlight and now you’re lashing out. It’s pathetic.
>>154877269This country is a fucking disgrace.
>>154877269stop eating american slop shit
>>154877231kek
it's just a prank bro
need a wank
>>154877488Plenty of material in this thread.
>>154877554im not gay
>>154877562Ladyboys aren't gay. They're just more interesting girls.
>>154877259thats your boy
need my penis in her
>>154877608That wont happen
>>154877608I'm rooting for ya. I mean I'm rooting her for ya because you won't.
>>154877608ita crazy how theyre all white now, i wonder if the blacker abos hate them
anyone else from Melbourne and seriously considering leaving soon? I don't want to live here with the off chance of all the affordable areas becoming mostly non white by the 2040s.
>>154877658leaving melbourne or leaving victoria?I know of people moving more regional (wonthaggi/cowes)
>>154877608she's 15 at max you nonce fuck, kill yourself
>>154877608Crisp paedophile.
>>154877658I'd move to Brisbane if I could but I'd struggle to afford a move and Brisbane's housing market is absolutely fucked so I'd probably struggle to find a place in my price range comparable to what I have now.
>>154877673regional victoria won't last long in terms of whiteness
Nonce is a great insult, but only if a brit uses it
don't come to adelaide, it's already jeeted beyond hope and it's more expensive than melbourne with far less infrastructure to justify the cost
>>154877658if Labor gets in again in November i'm out.
>>154877717won't make a difference
>neighbours house was bought for 1.4mil in 2020 and sold for 2.3mil in 2021
saw a boomer who owns 5 properties say that you’re not rich and shouldn’t be taxed more until you own 8 properties
>>154877674>>154877681based oversocialised hylics
>>154877721at least we won't be beholden to the cfmeu mafia
>>154877724They worked hard for it, m8.
>>154877777lol. Good one.
there is nothing stopping and entire pack of indians buying a house right next you that will house multiple of their families and it could happen at any time. they all pool their income together so they can afford it so not even well off suburbs are safe.
>>154877798Honestly a good strategy. Why aren't white people doing the same?
they're all going back when /ourgirl/ gets injk she's bought and paid for by israel like the rest
>>154877820sarah hanson-young and the greens hate israel and international jewry mate
don't recognise this country anymore
>>154877798my street is basically a caryard of corollas and mazda 2s because of all the indians crammed into houses and at least 3 people living in the house own a car
>>154877846we tried to warn you mate but you called us "racist" and "bigoted" just to try to impress that 4/10 art hoe
steady on mate
we're fucked pretty soon all the well paying tech sector, legal and government jobs will become jeeted so all of the good suburbs will turn into bangladesh and new delhi by 2050. then soon thereafter that they'll begin to move into rural areas where they'll begin buying everything up.
>>154877798>they all pool their income together so they can afford ithow do they afford it though, that's still like 100k each
>>154877907Collapse happens before that.
>>154877912They're not paying cash up front. They're co-signers on a mortgage.
>>154877924rightima keep it a buck 50 with you i dont know how any of that works
>>154877912jugaad
I think rural qld is the way to go
I’ll kill myself
time to rise up and take this country back from the jeets lads
love the tender loose throbbing stretched out feeling after fucking my arse, like taking a big shit x10, so good
Laura wood can tackle me any midweek
>>154877949youll never need to worry about it, neet
uh oh stinky
iggs
this country needs an exorcism
>>154879093meant iggs whores scissoring
>>154879093>>154879136samebenchod
dosn
>>154877312no-one cares nrlsperg
Stop arguing I’ve had enough of it
reckon that /alf/ still had more posts across three threads yesterday than /nrlel/ did in their one big moment kek
I only watch league when state of origin is on and that was a pretty kino finish
gma:D
>>154882791nrl soo has some kino moments desu and the production value is usually pretty good. ive been to a few games in melbourne but i don't think it can match the atmosphere of a home game in brisbane or sydney
I’m a fat wanker dickhead gutless cunt faggot wanker with a small cock and a fat stomach with no future
>>154883242chin up brad
Can’t believe butters is probably going to come to northNorfies destination club 2027
Up and at 'em
>>154882791>>154883183keep samefagging nrlsperg no-one believes you and no-one is converting to your shit sport
was wayne carey justified?
ANTHEMLFUShttps://youtu.be/uIbXvaE39wM
Good morning alf
>>154884428this one fellahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWn9bkWL6AI
>>154884408Crazy how Wayne gets the blame for this when the woman knowingly cheated on her husband
>>154883908Hes already bombers bound.
>>154884469diggin’ it nglstrewth x
>>154884515you see that 15 year old indian kid in the bbl?
*iplhavent had my 'fee
>>154875749Get mad at immigration policy, not me buddy
cunt off spacker
>>154884665That picture is why I left Melbourne
>>154884408Poor Anth, you can tell Wayne wasn't the first infidelity either.
Who are the Manly Sea Eagles of the AFL?
>>154884740>100% Australian owned family business, with 43 years experience as a new home builder in Sydney, Newcastle, Central Coast and Wollongong, NSW.to move to NSW?
Sick of racism, sick of hate
>>154884862Why don't you let my little Victorian jab just land? Don't try and expose me. It was a great joke and you've ruined it
Wouldn't mind moving out but the thought of going out for the occasional dinner somewhere nice nearby alone frequently while seeing all the lovey-dovey strangers with their couples staring at this lonely virgin every other evening makes me just wanna NEET away.Do youse every go out and dine alone in public?
>>154885049sick of you
>>154885052its an interesting discussion
>>154885071Sticks and stones may hurt my bones but words can never hurt me
Got my eggs and pancakes, my maple syrup too. Everything but you
The bloke i work with took another sickie and left me to do double the amount of work again
GOOD MORNING
AAAAH ME HECKIN INVESTMENT HOUSESeat shit CUNTS
>>154884665>2 working age 'skilled' workers>9 system clogging turdsWe're cooked
>>154884408That slut's cunt cost norf so many years of pain and you can tell that pussy ain't worth the billion bucks it cost.What loose pussy does to a mother fucker has to be studied.
>>154885740rekt
He has matured.
I PUSH MY FINGERSINTOMY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>154885995gonna finna look real good in hoops
>>154884850sydney
BIG GAME TONIGHT!!!!!! ROOF OPEN AT MARVEL!!!
>>154886352>hawks at marvelyep saints by 39
im finna be honest with you didnt realise how expensive this ai shit has made pc parts. thought people were meming on it, 1tb hdd is like 115 bucks wtf pretty sure i bought one like 3 years ago for about 60 bucks
>>154886406im so glad i bought my 1tb steam deck two weeks ago kek
>>154886446im looking at reviving an old latpop with linux mint and maybe an ssd but fuck that ill just stick with the drive its got lol
>>154886406GPUs and ram is crazy nowthey'll push everyone into cloud computing and youll own nothing and be happy
>>154886506yeah im gonna run my 3080 into the groundfucking hate how things are changingwe are literally going to own nothing and be happygoing to pay to steam fucking gamesits literally fucking over
>>154886507>>154886526brothers im running gen 2 i5 and 9xx card still, aging drives im done when they shit the bed
dont carechange the conversation now
>>154886578AMD is still good and not too priceyram is fucked though, I bought 3x 48gb sticks when ram prices were starting to raise which should hold me over for close to a decade
i've never had a gpu card
any glamblors itt what we throwin money at tonight
>>154886406Its horrendous, the only HDDs available are poor quality and slow. A 2TB sata SSD is $300 plus, they used to be much cheaper.I was hoping to replace my two aging HDDs with SSDs, no hope of that
i said change the conversation now
anyone sucked any dicks lately?
>>154877674and when she's "legal" she will be a fat alcoholic cow with tattoos
>>154885054One of life’s great pleasures is going for a meal by yourself
>>154886756i cannot believe it still been looking at these prices lol I knew it was bad but not that bad
things that would be different if the bombers folded 10 years ago:>nothingthings that would be different 10 years from now if the bombers folded today:>nothing
>>154886832What killed me was looking up a HDD model (which I have to order from Amazon US), and seeing a reddit thread where posters said that HDDs would soon all be replaced with SSDs.AI is destroying personal computing
poolingwood and sharton should be folded before the dons
>>154886756how old are we talking? i have some that are a few years old and im worried i am gonna lose all my shows and movies since they're not backed up anywhere but i dunno if i wanna fork out for new hdd or ssd at the moment, i heard hdd is more reliable that ssds nowadays anyway is that true?
i'm shutting down my nas and moving to jottacloud. ~$17/month for unlimited storage.
>>154886875all tech lol if my pc shit itself and I still wanna game a ps5 is like 1000 bucks and the games are like 100 thats crazy and I dont really play nu games anyway>>154886958im kind of blackpilled on this I only have about 1tb of movies and 1tb of shows but if they go down ill just stream from my phone to the tv off sites, really not into anything niche. theres always someone doing more than you hoarding movies and shit
louis rossman warned us
>>154887030i have 2 2tb WD HDDs one that's filled with my movies and shows and the other i use as a extended storage for my ps5, i wanna say i got them like 4 or 5 years ago, both still work fine and never had any problems, but obviously since it's been that long i feel like they could go any minute despite neither ever showing signs that they're on they're way out, and i'm worried if i go buy new ones now they wont be as good as the ones i have now like the quality will be shit no matter what brand you buyand personally i cant dl all my shows and movies again because for me they are niche in that they're mostly sci fi and science related stuff that weren't so easy to find to begin with
>>154887206I kept a HDD in an external drive as cold storage back up, saved me as the sata power fell off a drive.Temporarily using it as an internal drive whilst new WD black HDDs are on order
>niggas here rawdogging their media on a single hdddamn son
>>154886784Yes
>no Zorko for Lions>no Serong>doubtful on YoungCan MY Fred well and truly end Brisbane's year? Or is this fraud vs fraud.
>>154886248Should we burn down the Hanger?
need a goth fishnet gf
no one cares about fred and bane stop talking about them
>>154887285fraudmantle will get gapednot sure how you can call two in a row premiers "frauds" when fred has been to one grand final and shit the bed in it, and now lost to cold toast despite them literally playing their first ever final
big game tonight
>>154887285young playing might make the difference imobane are playing like shit but should be better this week (in theory anyway)
>>154887344this but all viccy scum teams because they're actually irrelevant
>>154887341thisthat said plenty of goths these days are fat sadly
>>154887285serong is weirddoes he get tagged out of the game or does he play a util or just go mia?t. draft league owner of serong
>>154887263whens my turn, nick
>>154887442this year he's been more of a secondary mid kind of like brayshaw, still at every cb but lets young/reid/bolton do the fancier stuffstill good for a clearance though
So gayposting?
serong and brayshaw are both worthless seagull scum
>>154887285Stick a fork in Zorko, he’s cooked
>>154887500Put me in coach
damn this guy really hates fred for some reason
>>154887206shit brother im using a hdd from 2012 (yes thats right) it was my main boot drive before I got an ssd maybe 2 or 3 years later and its still working, countless amount of data through it (like used everyday). I dont use the pc as much but I mean ive put it through the ringer man
tell me with a straight face that this dude never sucked a dick or has never had his head down and arse high up for some bloke with a massive cock to enter his lightly lubricated and tight hole and he moans and squirms
Do you guys like monkeys?
>>154887618this dude never sucked a dick or has never had his head down and arse high up for some bloke with a massive cock to enter his lightly lubricated and tight hole and he moans and squirms
>>154887285Lions still ahead of where they were in round 13 after the byes in 2024. Even if they lose to Fraudmantle their season isn't over until they miss finals.
>>154887734you have a gay face champ
>>154887365>lost to cold toast despite them literally playing their first ever finalAt Freo's home ground in front of 57,000 Dockers supporters.
>>154887734wheres your straight face?
>>154887759Cope
"“There is a proposal to erect a statue of the late Neale Daniher at the MCG, I think this one might not end as a lot of people would like it,” Elliott said on 3AW.“All of the 16 odd statues we currently have are of people who first and foremost achieved sporting greatness on the G – one of the best footballers of their generation, the best cricketers, and the best athletes.”“The thing about Neale Daniher was that he did not achieve the sporting greatness required."https://www.sportingnews.com/au/afl/news/neale-daniher-should-not-have-mcg-statue-claims-radio-personality/9cab32f3b26450b8cd3db37b
>>154887843If Dan Andrews gets a statue then surely Daniher gets one too?
>>154887782
>>154887857he's right, literally played 82 games and only 11 at the g
>>154887843He’s right. Neale can get a statue somewhere but it shouldn’t be at the mcg
>>154887888>>154887843
statues used to mean something
wasnt even the best daniher
I’m feeling supersonic Give me gin & tonic
James Hird should have a statue and it should be made out of pure gold
legal unigf 26
>>154887808for what?
>>154887899haven't meant anything since they erected statues of tillies and awfl players, and since commiepoofs desecrated lachlan macquarie's statue
>>154887920crisp kevin sheedy
>>154888124rich boy club faces rich boy issues, more news at 5
need to get out of bed
https://osirisai.live
ever notice that most people who complain about rich people are themselves middle class
>>154888124don't know or care who any of those people are
It's National Burger Day. Seriously. I didn't even know that was a thing but google it.
fiddling with my bumhole
>>154886406i bought a decent new gpu and small ssd i think around 2021-2, friend did the same buying a topline one in 2023 and that shit has basically tripled in price >>154886756i remember everyone thinking storage was only going to get cheaper, it did for a while now it's going up
why has rc forsaken us?
>>154888221x
>>154888221What did you get the gf for national burger day, /alf/?
Google tried to get me to pay a monthly subscription to get more space for photos. I told those cunts to get fucked and added all my photos to a hdd and then deleted everything from my google accountHow long until new cars have a subscription model to access more features in your car? It all makes me sick
>>154888267theres a group in america thats trying to pass regulation in cars so that if ai detects you are drunk you cant start your car.
will day last the entire match or shatter into a million pieces as per usual?
>>154888267>How long until new cars have a subscription model to access more features in your car?Already exists for things like heated seats, remote start and nav systems. We are living in a corporate j dystopia.
>>154888309Is there an active market for betting on how long he lasts?
Fuck cars
dont need a subscription to ride the bus
>>154888475you will when they ban cash
nat from o'brian gf 26
>>154888198ever notice how all communism achieves is replacing the middle class with the lower class ad infinitum
I paid for cash at Woolies and when I pulled out an extra $1.10 so I could get a $5 note back and the cashier seemed to have a panic attack.
will day drink some milk?
>>154888542seems capitalism did a bangup job on that end itself mate
>>154888553zoomies HATE him
in a communist australia i'd be a party member who could make or break you fucking plebs
>>154888598im middle class without even really trying
>>154888614Useful idiots are the first against the wall, comrade.
>>154888598are you the bloke who hates tradies
>>154888631no
>>154888648i have no reason to believe you
>>154888664not my problem
>>154888419based awfl carlton players when they hear me spending a night with yas iykwim haha
when will dani laidley get her statue?
>>154888427T. Dragon.EDIT; Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
>>154888709>her
>>154888709it was in her car when she was arrested iykwim haha
Tradies aren't working class.
>>154888709When it wins the Essendon flag
>>154888726haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
TDK is the biggest grifter in the league outside of darcy parish desu
>>154888797What about Ben McKay? Most overpaid player in the league which is really saying something when TDK is rorting the Saints out of $1.7 million a year.
>>154888807fuck forgot about himfront ended contract too
overqualified under-skilled public service drones are the REAL working class and i'm tired of pretending otherwise
i wish i had a comfy low stress job i was overqualified in, feel like such an imposter every day
>>154888836amogus
shit kilda to be bent over and raped up the arse by 160 methinks
Gonna be betting mum's house on the Saints methinks.
Got a big Essendon's future brewing.
you fags are awfully unfunny
what about us heteros
Footy’s on tonight
>gayrl
why doesn't the afl have a lot of coconuts playing in it like rugby
>>154889147theyre too fat innit
>>154889147Because you have to go to an elite private school to play AFL and they can’t get in
was gonna for for a r&t but had a wank instead
>International [...] Day
you best believe your misso will know when international womens day is on and you better acknowledge that shit
>>154889164Burger
what did you blokes do for national sorry day
>>154889176Apologised to my family
new>>154889167>>154889167>>154889167
>>154889176Accept apologies from everyone who has wrong me
>>154889156actually mate elite private schools take in coconuts specifically to win at thugby union
>>154887442Hasn't accumulated as much this year because the depth of Fred's midfield and rotating in players like Bolton and Reid means he isn't required to do as much. Had a great game against Hawks but when Young plays it's literally a team effort spread across the board, Bolton is having career best form and possession numbers too
