Kanker sisters edition
knights won
>off topic op
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Vegas Chads rise up!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8mTuw5IKrEQMarie is the best character
>your POV
GO HABS
umm...?
Stanley Cup Final Appearances Vegas Golden Knights: 3 in 9 yearsVancouver Canucks: 3 in 56 years
>>154876110
>>154876088Bold of him to claim it like that for himself
torts wants to kill people
>>154875372They would have been so good in the pwhl
>>154876374jej
>>154876374And that evil's name?Gary Bettman.
>>154876110dont stop there
>>154876159
Turns out Avs fans were right all along. It WAS a sweep.
>Mfw my soft pusys assvs get topped
>>154876624gave up on your thread already, mildcuck?
>>154876632What are you going on about, schizo?
>>154876651sorry I thought you were the mildcuck
>>154876142this looks like AI
>crtl+f "samir" in the previous thread>32 results
>>154876712nope it's a self-portrait
Just ate a fuckload of butter chicken currey and now I feel sick so I called in sick to work. GO HABS!
>>154876713A tale as old as time.
Carter Hart for Conn Smythe
>>154876900imagine the salt
>>154876900checkedthe boy deserves his redemption arc
>>154876110At least, they have cuties.
at least we beat the wild
>>154876823is there a better feeling than just after leaving the message that you won't be going into work?
fellow Nucks fans, this interview gives me hope: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeroFDBslMo
I went to Vegas once, one thing that struck me was how ugly the locals were
been working nights dont know if igmi brehs
>>154877005just imagine the tourists
>>154876988>alarms goes off>send text>go back to sleepThere is no better feeling.
>>154876977
I don't call those that anymore here.
>>154877005Unless you were at one of the stations or some shanty casino in Henderson like Sam's Town you didn't see any locals in actual Vegas.
>Vegas vs Carolina finals
>>154877100what if he was in the red light district?
best girl
When u think about it, all paths to the cup are historic, Vegas’ path is historically easy
So who has KWABOTY status?
>>154877119That was torn down and replaced by Circa
>>154877139ah, fair enoughsorry about heart attack grill btw
It must be painful to be a Leafs this morning.
>>154877160
>>154877113Will the Gary’s satisfaction of propping up two incubating markets outweigh the abysmal ratings. I’m excited to find out.A canes - Vegas final would have the least mass appeal since, what 2007?
>>154877177>that ratio
>>154877190they mad
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=567YvoGmqRE
>>154876911Salt you said?
>>154877236Marner has great all-natural teeth I must say
>>154877247doug just had to get it on
>>154877247Always preferred david gilmour
>>154877284preferred happy, myself
The seethe from Toronto fans when Mitch wins a cup and Gavin turns out to be mid will be glorious!
Reminder that /hoc/ is a Larry’s house of hockey forum. No need to post other creators.Thanks
>>154877302what if hart grapes gavin too
No No No
What was the attitude era of hockey?
>>154877325gary is king and godand this proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt
Toronto fans crying will never not be funny.
>>154877334when the panthers had a 6'8" giga nigga for no other reason than to be a giga nigga
>>154877247Why does this person keep saying 'literally' when what they're saying is completely false?
>>154877371Are you calling spongebobsloth a liar?
>Vegas Carolina finalsgross
2027 mock draft has DuPont, who will be 2028?
>>154877391Nigga looks like the butler at a gay bathhouse
>>154877391I look like this but the opposite when I shave in the morning
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oYusx_4CucE&pp=ygUKb25nZXplbGxpZw%3D%3D
>>154877177>>154877216go back you massive faggot
>>154877464
>>154877247>muh literal rapist>muh literal actual pedohpile, literallyit's cute to see leftist r*dditors do the heel turn to start caring about rape and pedophilia after defending the rapist and pedophiles so staunchly just a few years ago
>Gary when he sees the money Vegas brings in from legalized gambling
>Carolina
carolina is also know as cackalackay but what is vegas' cool nickname?
>>154877547Piss and Shitties
Can the Habs avoid the gentleman sweep or did their luck finally run out?
>>154877547boob
>>154877557that'll work I suppose
Colorado fans
>>154877567sadly I saw the script, habs lose tonight, bounce back and steal game 5 only to lose game 6 and tie the record for most home playoff losses in a season
Cheering for Vegas for Toronto fan seetheBased HartBased Marner
ice doggo
Cheering for Vegas Cheering for KnicksGooning to SJP
>>154877406>>154877524LQ posts Even for /hoc/
>>154877524Me on the bottom left
>>154877593That's icing
>>154877629he won the race to the puck
Good morning /hoc/>KWABalanche>KWABkinnon>KWABkar
Can't get the Carolina song from silicon valley out of my head
Work meeting ran long and I almost MacKinnoned myself. Made it just in time thankfully.
is this the thread?. need to chayka
You see now why Colorado got “snubbed” for all those awards, there’s a lot of fools gold up in them mountains
>>154877348I love Gary.
>>154877592I may be a Canes fan but I could probably tolerate the loss (after the initial malding and seething of course) for this reason alone
>MacCan’tWin
>Hurricanes
>>154877858Cuck
People really want you to dislike this guy? He’s based
>>154877963Redditors aren't people.
He's just like me
>>154877981Cale has colitis
>>154877963rapists aren't people
>>154878018I guess Hart is people then
>>154878034you're not as clever as you think you are
BKOW DKOWNBKOW DKOWN TO THE KING
>>154878045I know. I would like to think I'm smart enough to know that just because a woman who was pretty much called a liar by a judge accuses you of rape doesn't mean you're a rapist.
>>154877547Golden Kikes, alternatively Goyim Knights
Rooting for Golden Fellatios over the Reddicanes
>>154878045you're not as virtuous as you think you are
>>154878093Is he even available to play?
Our Habs need goalsPut him in Marty
>>154878045>Rape is when you accept a blow job from a chick who asked if you wanted it Why are toy redditors so truly mentally ill?
lmao
>>154878130>posting a tweet of an ai image with an acronym as the replygary save us
>>154878093I doubt that.Isn't he on the LTIR?
AvsBros I'm still in shock...I don't know how to feel
>>154877838I love him more
>>154878181so was Stone
>>154878202Ambatugetswept
>2019 Columbus beats Tampa >2023 Florida beats Boston >2026 Vegas beats Colorado Which was the biggest KWAB
>>154878236can't believe this bros
>>154878238Vegas beating colorado was what i expected. Sure i thought it would be in 6, not 4, but i was right about the big picture.
>>154878238Tampa for sure
>>154878095Up yours, woke moralists. We'll see who cancels who.
>>154878251why do you post like my uncle dale
Copey eating good
>>154878238this moment is a strong contender
>rags
>>154878250>>154878270Same. I’ll never forget >standings poster coping
rappel amical/friendly reminder
>>154878294>this player tried to injure someone please be nice to him :(KWAB
>>154878251its whom retard
Guy in red = Our Flames when we win the cup next yearGuy with his phone out = IslanderBrosEveryone else = the rest of the league
>>154878294atlantic canadian teams need to breakaway
>>154878238tampa definitely, first round, healthy, shoulda been a walkover vs a dogshit team that did nothing before or after
who is connor bedard and macklin celebrini?
>>154878341>beat a team that would be in the next 3 scfs winning two>get rewarded by facing boston who would then sweep the canes and lose in epic fashion in the scfmade bob so mad he joined florida
>>154878390Jen
>>154878010Vegas should sell those plushies as a playoff mascot.
>>154878238Habs beat Tampa 2026
>>154878396>turning aislop into a consumable productextremely american
>"There have been some dark times for me in hockey," Marner told reporters.
>>154878428dont celebrate too soon there mitchy
>>154878419bros a meme country is bring us up unprompted again
>>154878437dont forget to consume!
>>1548782382023 Florida sweeps Carolina >"The unfortunate part of this is we’re going to look back and everyone’s going to say we got swept and that’s not what happened."
@gork ghiblify carter hart in prison
>>154878405Imagine losing to a team with 9 shots on goal
>>154878436He’s shed the playoff failure label and added it to the laffs pile. He is at peace
>Vezina Trophy Winner and Stanley Cup Champion Carter HartSmallPenisBros we're so back
they should have kept this format
>>154878436>laffs scapegoat leaves and instantly starts succeeding with their new teamUnfortunately it's a tale as old time
>>154878518Name 3 other times it has happened since 1967
DO MY DIRTY WORK SCAPE GOAT
>>154878540phil kesselmitchell marnerauston matthews
rapist
>>154878547Do (do), do my deeds, for you're the one who's shamed
>>154878554That's one
>>154878569He raped the Avs alright
>>154878547I DONT WANNA DO YOUR DIRTY WORK NO MORE
>>154878540KesselKadriBozakRask
OF FLAMES AND MAN
>>154877981four mackinnons Cale? four?
Free Alberta Free Palestine One struggle
>>154878600based, Flames mentioned
>>154877113What a shit finals. The Olympics were far superior
>>154877187>2007Cope my Sensies drew dimes
>>154877981Me at work
>>154878613Based
>>154878635Our Sennies mentioned :))))))
>>154878518>successhow so?
>>154878657Gary has decreed another sunbelt final so it's either marner or andersen who will win a cup without the laffs
>>154876159He’s so based
>>154878681knights are honorary
Vegas kinda came of nowhere
>>154878681>andersen's instant success 5 seasons after leaving
>>154876900If he wins the cup, he will become the third rapist to have his name engraved on it.
>>154878699The pacific was total shit but the knights have really proven themselves. I’m surprised as well
>>154878708who are the others?gilmore with the flames?
>>154878587>raskif you lose you win
>>154878721Patrick Kane and Geoff Courtnall
>>154878708I’m surprised there are that few on it
>>154878702Hes been swept more times in the ECF than the laffs
>>154878756he choked when it mattered most
>>154878489I’m so happy to be represented
We need an unhinged biopic of torts while he's still alive so he can say he hates it.
remember Kyle Beach with the rythmic slapping in the Blackhawks locker rooms and all the hijinks with the boys
>>154878793Starring JK Simmons as Torts
>>154878512Cry harder. Seethe more.
>>154878721I think he was just peado if I remember correctly
>>154877334mid 2000's when Crosby and Ovechkin joined the league
>>154877334>What was the attitude era of hockey?same as the attitude era of wrestling
>>154878803
eichel and stone about to win their second cup after freeing themselves from the shackles of the sabres and senators
>>154878834>laffs
hertl is about to win his first cup after fleeing san jose
who does stone hand the cup to?
andersson about to win a cup after getting as far away from calgary as he could
>>154878879mitchie he finna win dat Connie
marner said fuck you toronto and is about to win a cup
>>154878280pussy quebecois begging people not to criticize because he's 16-20 years old.>Tourigny is 21
>>154878879/hoc/
>>154878879kolesar while kneeling
>>154878879i don't think runners-up get to handle the cup
>>154878803bitch
>>154878898the live commentator absolute obliterates tourigny too
>>154878898practically an infant
Fuck Mitch MarnerFuck the Golden KnightsFuck this leagueFuck you
>>154878949mad at mitchie?
>>154878949>laffs
Can you believe the #2 draft pick in the 2015 draft is going for cup #2 and McGaykid can't even sniff a cup or olympic gold medal?
>>154878898
>>154878970that #2 pick left the snowbelt team he was drafted to
>>154878970Moral of the story is not be drafted by a Canadian franchise
>>154878850Shit and for retards?
>>154878992>buffalo>part of canadaOH IM LAFFIN
>>154878992Thank you Gary
>>154878949This desu
Hockey is for youHockey is for meHockey is for everyoneAnd that's what makes Hockey great :)
we get our moral stories from Jesus here
>>154878998The moral of the story is get drafted by Buffalo so they will trade you elsewhere. Probably not anymore though
>>154878991When will McGaykid follow?
>>154879004I'm racist. Is hockey for me?
>>154879033especially for you
>>154879028its already too late for him
I'm Gary Bettman. Is hockey for me?
>>154879057>You're not funny goy
>>154879057no, you're more of an apehoop jew but your overlords are desperate to keep the white man down
>>154879057no you're gay and new and annoying and try too hard
>>154878771I will never forgive that Finn for game 6
>>154879069why?
>>154879089He robbed us of a kino game 7
>>154879098which series, boston won game 6 in 2019
>>1548791072013 but the Blackhawks were the clear best team in the league
>>154879120ah, rask is a mental midget
>>154879120LMFAO
>>154879068i might be the first part
Y'all ready for a rematch of the Olympic gold medal game tomorrow?
>>154878949But Carter hart is okay
>>154878949>mad>at mitchieSSM8
>>154879225he's pretty good, actuallywhat a fumble by philly, just had to weather some outrage for a min and they'd have a franchise goalie KEK
>>154879275insurance wouldnt cover the losses and the team is run like a for-profit company
>y'all
>>154878708He didn’t rape anybody though
>>154879309tell that to nathan
Go Carter, women, pitiful simpering betas and faggots out of hockey now
Stephen raped someone
>>154879320stephen who
>>154879329he's the governor
>>154879275>>154879285FlysiesBros.........It still hurts a lot bros....................We were supposed to have it all with the Pongs being all old boomers.......Now Carter Hart will be a historic goaltender forever......
>>154879338of what
>Your cup winner is one of Vegas, Montreal or CarolinaSHAN'T be watching this year
every year, wingers who turn out to be elite fall in the draft only to get stolen (tkachuk, nylander, demidov, benson) who's falling this year
>>154879349Montreal would be decent if they could start playing aggressively
>>154878455rod was there
>>154879309MacKinnon's proctologist would disagree
>>154879348stink peninsula
>>154878898>he's only 21 YOU SICK FUCK
>>154879309He violated his own reputation
>>154879388just like samir
my reputation is that of a bad ass tough guy with a heart of gold
>samir mentionedwe were due
>>154879343He'll always be a rapist
>>154879399Stay out of group sex parties in London Ontario
>>154879392SAMIR MENTIONED
mine is an ass guy of gold with a tough bad heart
Remember when EM was called a dirty slut lying whore by the Judge? Insane how that never gets talked about by the so called "hockey media"
>tfw you don't get a loser stuffy
>>154879419Her hygiene clean or dirty was never proven
>>154879367not gonna happen when your D have the testosterone levels of a teenage girl
I reckon we’re gonna have to come pick up that cup even if we have to run over a bunch of jeets and jews to do so.
>>154879419No means No, Carter
>>154879414that golden pallor is probably jaundice
the only Judge I care about is Rick Nashty on the breakaway doing the worm that dirty dawg shuffle ruffle you hear?
>>154879367let's get laine in there in place of caufield who sorely needs a kick in the pants, jackeye back in, gally in for whatever jobber marry is trying to get over this week, anderson top line let's fucking go les boys
Hutson needs to bulk up so he's not so easy to push around
My penguins ):
>>154879431Carter couldn’t stay hard because she smelled
>>154879441Based
>>154879537That hasn't been proven without a reasonable doubt with a double blind sniff and stiff test
>>154879537Don't blame him. Nothing ruins a good time like a bitch smelling like a seafood restaurant.
Poor dude
>>154879537how did your dad overcome that with your mom?
>>154879537he couldn't get hard because she was meancarter hart only gets hard for nice people because he was a nice kid
>>154879225>>154879275>>154879343gary new hart was goated. that's why he sent one of his agents (((codename E.M.))) to disrupt the timeline and stop philly's inevitable dynasty.
>>154879613F
>>154879644Same thing happens to me when women are mean but not mean enough or in the right way
I think that was the worst that I ever seen the Avs
>rapey is postingand I'm out
>>154879419Yeah
>>154879656
>>154879537lol
Copey redemption arc
Too bad tonight couldn't be cucknadien elimination day.
>>154879674They were pretty awful when MacKinnon was a rookie
Do we still call them that if Marner wins the Conn Smythe?
>>154879733already start calling them mackinnons
>>154879733the joke was always in poor taste
>>154879760How can you type that and make a straight face?
chat why are we posting in the off-topic bread
>>154879728They sucked ass for a decade and a half, actually. How do you think they were able to acquire mackbitch, mACKar, byram, landeskum, etc?
>>154879537E.M. raped me 12 years ago and she smelled horrible
>/hoc/ is now realizing that colofraudo were always fraudsA bit late but better that than never
>>154879801>now realizingknown it the whole time, bud
>>154879801name one time anyone in /hoc/ ever acknowledged colorado beyond anything of fraudulent
>>154879728I thought he had a "bad" rookie season but it was his second year, maybe he was playing hurt or the team was overall dysfunctional I don't follow them
today is the day we get eliminated
>>154879826The entire vgk vs assves series
>>154879837that's somebody's son
>>154879733Nope. The /hoc/ council is already drafting a new alternative
>>154879826>that coperofl mildcuck is mad he lost to this shit ass team
>>154879814>Cheating, diving cunt.
>Me thinking about what happened last night still
>m-m-m-mild c-c-c-cuck!kwasofpusy. I'm always in his thoughts.
>>154879733A golden marner?
>at least >we won the gold medACK
>>154879854It has to be Matthews or MacKinnon
>confirms it was herlmao still fuming about it its been 10 years retard. kwab
>>154879882Is this the mild fan coping still? lol no way
>>154879899stop being boring
>>154879899Assvs are an honorary canacuck team.
>>154879914Exactly
>>154879876He needs to drink more water to stop that nosebleed
>>154879907Sad + embarrassing ain't it
>>154879908No.
macklins linemate next season
>>1548753723,1,2
Did we win that literal who tourney yet
>>154879826>>154879801I always knew they were frauds who’d get exposed. I even picked the mild over them in my bracket
*360 backflips over you**dabs and hits the griddy**360 spin again to a hat twirl**buttfucks you**backflips over you again and grabs your balls**spins away**bows to the crowd with the cup*SOMEBODY SSSSSSSTOP MAY
>>154879940>linemateHe's moving up to forward?
>>154879964retard
>>154879958is that what a marner is?
>>154879956mild were the pick til jeek and brodin got hurt
Reminder that Eichel is a gold medalist + cup winner :]
>>154879986No, the sharks don't need another twink forward, so you are the retard.
>>154880011I honestly wouldn't mind
how will his birthday go?
>>154880002where is his wc?
>>154880016Achievable natty?
>wasting all this money just to push back your rebuild one year
>>154880018shelled, like 5 or 6 goals
>>154880016pinchable nips
Sidney and Celibrini sitting in a tree...
>>154880027Who are they re-building with currently? Kindel? kek
>>154880027The Pens aren't rebuilding until Crosby retires
>>154880018dobes is almost a free elf
>>154880033>>154880016Generational meme 3.0 is Jumbo Joe's cum dump thobeitever
>>154880011yes they do dumbshit. how many games did they win when macklin didnt get a point?here are the linesstenberg - mack - smithchern - misa - toffoli wennberg solid 3Cmy sharks win you are a loser
When will you understand its all rigged.
>>154880055>my sharks winkek. double kek, triple kek even.
>canacucks contribution to hockey is watching their players leave for teams that actually play and want to winThe cope just never ends does it
>>154880040Jen
>>154880067Yes, but it's not about the COUNTRY! It's about the PLAYERS!!!!!!!
>>154880067they have to deal somehow lmao kwab cuntry
>>154879958I clapped.
>>154880129>just realized both women's and men's canacuck teams did thisOh no no no no LMAO the absolute state
>>154880136they call those provinces there
>>154875372What is the corrolation between the Kanker sisters and the Montreal Canadians/Carolina Hurricanes/Vegas Golden Knights or hockey in general? I am so confused
>>154880146they'll be called territories soon enough.
>>154880151Softpussy fan needed an op that would ease the btfoing the Knighties gave em
>>154880151they are caniacs
>>154880170shut the FUCK UP! m-m-mild c-c-c-cuck!!!
>>154880129Those jersies were dogshit ugly.
your minnesota mild
1993 wants to screech about "muh le cups" again.
>>154880046b-but they’re both boys
If the Avs did better we would've gotten more booty shakin
>>154880263why do people act like this wasn't an asterisk cup?
>>154880263>denver fat-assed woman who is likely 7 coors and 3 shots of fireball deep after getting some "local" mexican cuisine for dinner, brapping towards youimagine the smell.
>>154879591i wish i knew this before my first ever gf, she did stank our first time and i just assumed every girl smelled like fish from time to time hence the pussy = fish meme :(((turns out she was a nasty bitch, thankfully she never gave me any std
>>154880302Id suck them in and hold it like a bong rip
i hope with mackinnon's failure you appreciate the greatness of mcdavid even morehe's winning it all next season
real ones remember mike hoffman
>>154880318>I am from denverWe know, paco.
>>154880329He sucked
>>154880286qrd? is it cause of covid
CP is about to play for the trophy flamesbros
>>154880324Retard
lots of big women in san antonio
>>154880129Jen
>>154880129>>154880136need an edit where theyre both side by side
>needed OT to beat fucking NorwayIt's not looking good at the Skoda
>>154880162we have a handful of those as well
>>154880403>weriiiiight.
>>154880365They love churros
>>154880324oh, what team is he being traded to?
>>154880395Norway is good at hockey tho
>>154880543dem big women take churros take three in both hands
>>154880365Booking a flight
>>154880558do you feel threatened by big, strong women, incel?
>>154880500Quebec City
>>154880263that is a disgusting act
>>154880566im threatened them big ass san antonio women finna suffocate me
shaving my head if habs lose 2nite
avs only get worse from here...
Tonight does not matter at all Habs in 7
>>154880543>Norway is good at hockey thoSource?
>>154880608More than this?
>>154880677At least they have a bunch of 1st round picks and a DEEEEEEEP prospect pool to build up.
>>154880701
>>154880681Based only Redditcanes in 6 however
>>154880681Not if they continue to average 12 SOG per game
>>154880716Um this shows only the Swiss are good hockey tho
>>154880712
>>154880712non-medical cosmetic surgeries should be banned desu
>>154880737Sorry Rod but SOG is a meme stat and doesn't win games
>>154880712Compliments to her surgeon. That is a nice pair.
>>154880712what happened to this slag anyway didnt she become a failed pornstar or some shit
>>154880712any of these with guys whipping their dick out?
>>154880701try actually watching a hockey game sometime
>>154880716>wayne and garth said "schwinger"Fuck you. Fuck that reference.
>>154880712Grade A Canadian grass fed milk
>>154880566Yes :)
>>154880798this but unironically
>>154880799I wish. All the hockey seems to be in the sunbelt.
>>154880769>SOG is a meme stat and doesn't win gamessource?
>>154880821Just get better dude
>>154880799So none, got it
>>154880779I know she made some vlog videos after the fact. Nobody watched them because surprise-surprise, the only thing people cared about were her tits.
>>154880832The Canes terminal conference final exits
>>154880779>didnt she become a failed pornstarFailed cup winners just like her soilers lmfao
>>154880821Honestly if canadian teams just had better front offices and knew what goalies are it would be alot better
How is shannon taking the loss from last night?
>>154880858they probably faced teams with SOGs
>it was my year...
>>154880882Hopefully not well, fuck that hipster lil goblino
>>154880712Lewd
>>154880882He lives in the Valley (BC). He is used to dealing with failure and disappointment.
Fuck the knightsFuck garyFuck /hoc/
>>154880882>>154880907>>154880933not so fast, haters
>>154880983I always seethe with jealousy over his jersey closet.
>>154880973does that make the Canes the good guys?
>>154881004that's pathetic
>>154880973the schizos on /x/ do a better job at hexing than these Esty retards
>>154881004>i wish i was a gooder goy for gary than shannon ispathetic
*sets up a great scoring chance*
>>154880973That’s some next level hater energy
>>154881093its not next level, its just woman tier retardation
>>154881004why? you only need one sweater
>>154880973Bet this did numbers on r/hockey
>>154881093Whatever they were doing they fucking COOKED cause Vegas raped this series
>>154881122but I need to match my shoes
>>154881131negative energy cursing has a tendency to backfire
>>154880677more egregious is this team paying 18 million to guys 35+
Is there anything sadder than bitches with flat asses posting booty pics on social media?
>>154881323could be worse. they could forget to wipe.
>>154881346They enjoy it
>>154881323yeah, willow ryder's weight gain.
>>154881323I think its sadder when turtles get run over by cars when crossing the road :(
>>154880812100% Alberta oil in those puppies
>>154881278I think the headshot he took from reaves is one of the worst hits I've seen, his head looks like it 180s
>>154879958kino
>>154881450alright, that's it. we're annexing.
>>154881278Nurse in the PWHL would be hilarious. He'd be equal parts Chara and Orr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVAuZLncSWEthis one was also real bad, I remember on the tv broadcast you could see he teeth fly out of his mouth
>>154881491his sister is a better player than he is.
>>154881491nhl and pwhl players are the same size
>>154880329i remember when his wife relentlessly bullied the karlsson's family after they miscarried kwab
>>154881473nurse had the navin r. johnson move on that one.
>>154880365victoria's a secret down there
>>154881551I believe she was found not guilty in the carter hart/dennis wideman way
>>154881435I find roadkill sad :(
>>154881567that joke isn't valid anymore, VS has a wide variety of BBW apparel and lingerie. So, I've heard.
>>154881278>heated rivalry retards are finding out Hockey, Is In Fact, Not for EveryoneTMlove to see it honestly. brings a tear of joy
Gary should do a Gary and start the SCF while the 3rd round is still underway.
I can't decide which outcome tonight will cause the most seethe.
>>154881601they needed to appeal to the average american woman to maintain market share
>>154881611You’d think Quinn Hughes would have taught them that
>>154881473nurse has divine protection against serious injuries
>>154881622The average American woman weighs more than Cole Caufield
>>154881612oh gary
>>154881616Americans already won four times this year. canada can have tonight...to tie the series.
>>154881612The interns have already created a PowerPoint on that topic
SHANT be using an early thread
A frenchie made an early thread. Very sneaky from a Quebecois.
>>154881626oh no lmao is quit hughes a chud?
missing /ourboy/
>>154881567She’s got a dirty little secret
NEW!!!>>154881602>>154881602>>154881602
>>154881754Early threads shall curse your habs.