Bonne Fête Edition>>154875372
>earlyfag thread
My penguins ):
Dobby is almost a free elf!
knights won. hope hasb win tonight
>>154881784This would cause maximum seethe but I ain't betting against 1993 nigga
I wonder what kino he has in store for us
the losers were the real winners last night. t. princess trudeau
>>154881726is it finally acceptable to shop in slippers and crew socks without being a dad boomer?
>>154881819Americans gave up on their appearance after Covid. I see teens in crocs and pajama pants in the gym these days
well anon are you gonna tell me about quit hughes or not
there's an ogre woman in nxt now
>950 sv% vs avsmvp incoming and he aint taking no for an answer.
>>154881819/ourboy/ also likes warming up in slides and thigh-high socks.
Before any members of the Pro Hockey Writers Association think about putting #CarterHart on their Conn Smythe ballot, they should have to gather their wives, moms, sisters and daughters and say “I don’t care what he did, he’s just that good at hockey.”>this is his actual banner and profile pic
>>154881602can the new thread be Flames themed?
>>154881887saddledome is so BASED
>>154881807raped cuck
>>154881935Offseason is almost here.
bye bye jarry
>>154881860KWAB
>>154882014Exactly like the irl skinner KWAB lmao
On the greatest night of his career, with his Vegas Golden Knights putting on a clinic for the hockey ages, on his way to his first Stanley Cup final, poor Marner needed to reference the dark days in Toronto.You feel for him, really, watching this hugely talented but tortured soul, on his way to where his Maple Leafs never went, that he can’t allow himself to enjoy the celebration, can’t stop being the sour Leaf whose rather brilliant career stopped each season when the playoff games were important.
>>154881849>oh no lmao is quit hughes a chud?As captain of the Canucks he made "Born in the USA" the win song in the locker room.
>>154881887The 'Hawks shall rise redeemed next seasonInshallah
>>154881862that quote isn't true, his kind soul is still scarred from her trying to rape him
>>154882065Steve Simmons is a fag, he's just stirring shit up. He's one of the reporters that helped run Marner out of town.
>>154882181i heard montreal plans to have her bring the torch out for game 1 of the finals when they make it.
>>154882181retard stop replying to the reddit troon, this is its grift
went to great clips today and got the mark stone hair cut
>>154882222Inspected and TRVTHNVKE
>>154882180that bitch is probably tutsi, hutus need to get the job done
Female ingenuity never ceases to amaze me. You go, girls!
>>154882216In 2070?
>>154881887It’s like he wants to be defiled in the showers
>>154882278canada in shambles after this banger
>>154882278>this was minisomalias stan lee cupkwarb
/sp/ is going to be unusable during the world cup
>>154882316I called dibs, you can have my morning celebrini tho
>>154882339The world cup is coming to my city!
>>154882014hockey would be 10x cheaper to play if they got rid of ice.
>>154881911We don't post our own profiles here
>canacuck thinks every post making fun of his softpusys is mekek. OBSESSED.
>>154882356Sucks bro
thats the nice thing about the mini somalian poster. hes always here waiting here for me. i come here make one shit post and hes already worked into a tizzy. too easy really.
>>154882254https://assets.contentstack.io/v3/assets/bltebdb4296e05d53db/blt222148e47132a154/6a172e623c83fe3d5b847cf3/PWHL_-_2026_Expansion_Player_Distribution_Process_-_Rules_1.pdfThey made a completely incomprehensible expansion draft process just for me!
>>154882339at least the brownoids here will go back to their natural sport.
listening to "gimme the loot" by biggiesmalls
>reading<roastie hockey no lessNah. Junior hockey mogs them
>i'm not obssessed, you are!kek
Nigga you aint got to explain shitI been robbin mother fuckas since the slave shipWith the the saaaaame clip and the same .45Two point blanks a moher fucka sure to die
>>154882473though i still prefer "everyday struggle"
>>154882254>creates a custom jersey with a boob windowSTOP LOOKING AT MY TITS
how much money would /hoc/ need to pool in to buy a pwhl expansion team? what would we name the team? and what city would we put it in? yuma?
>>154882585Mate every pwhl team is owned by one guy
Why the fuck would I ever put money into that?Now a team of 18 year old zesty sassy thinks though.....
>>154882473For me its protect your neck by the Wu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_PAHbqq-o4
>>154882585$14.00. Hairy Beavers. Saskatoon.
>>154882437
>>154882556THAT'S MUH WORD, NIGGA EVEN TRY TO BOGART>HAVE HIS MOTHER SCREAMING, 'IT'S SO HAAAAAAAAARD!!"
>>154882627Because she gets all her facts wrong?
>>154882606bedard to old for this team now?
>>154882339/hoc/ isn’t going to survive
>>154882687we are going to be in 1 thread per week territory by this weekend really
>>154882254I like booby windows.
does CUM even care about soccer anymore? mexico makes boxers now and canada is fine with being in the hockey cuck chair
blud really thinks the world cup final wont have 10x the viewers as the olympics
/hoc/ will do as it always does and hibernate during the summer, much as the Bear does in the winter>We, there their sunset>They, our sunriseFor more information on Bears, consult the internet
>Nazem Kadri's cat congratulated Kadri's former teammate, Mitch Marner, and wants to see him bring the cup back to Toronto
>>154882773>>We, their sunset
>>154882739There was a brief period a few years back when the canada mens soccer team qualified for the olympics and it felt like soccer was about to blow up in national popularity, but then the retarded players went on strike and refused to play a bunch of friendlies because they wanted more money for the program and people immediately lost interest.
not a world cup without russia sorry i don't make the rules
>>154882801lmfao. mexico brownoids gave up cause they know their national team will always be shit, and us brownoids are still trying to get people to care about gay football
>>154882801Alphonso davies has pasta bones
>>154882278HAHAHAHA
>>154882801all the talk shows are still talking about the nhl playoffs or who the canucks will draft barely even a mention of the world cup in a city that is hosting games
>soccer talk I preferred the political shitfight to this
HOLY SEETHEKWAB
>>154882874brownoids just cant help themselves from using povertyflop terms like park the bus or offsides when talking about hockey lmao
>>154882898he wants to return to calgary...
>>154882778Cute :3
>>154882339Literally forgot it was happening
>>154882778>zeus's dadqrd?
>>154882931>qrd?okay but only because you asked*e.m. reverse rapes you*
>>154882931
>>154882339I think most don't care, zero hype.
should usa, israel, and iran be banned from international hockey like russia is?
>>154882964i believe israel is already banned by the iihf
>only slopfest games todayShould I watch heated rivalry instead
>>154882953you just know
>>154882778Shit on Jihadri all you want, can't take away the niggas a classy guy, (aside from that one time he ended the blues window by crashing into binny singlehandedly giving the assvs the cup in 2022He should have been the captain of the Laffs, not fucking tavares.
>>154882898he should try not having such a softpusy shoulder
>>154882981no they won the division 2 group bhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_IIHF_World_Championship_Division_II
>>154882898
Hello gentlemen
>>154882981Gary got upset when they were banned
Is Bednar fired yet?
>>154883067hi cutie
>>154883063>4 SHITS>its realLOOOOOOOOL
>>154882953>Zeus' Dad got him an Under Armour pupper collar UA really ought to soft-sell the merch for a while. It's not like the quality of the material is going to diminish They could have made even bigger knobs of themselves with the Q league uniforms, But they at least weren't so egotistical that they couldn't admit a misfire and reload > It's not like the sports wear economy is going to improve anytime in the near future
>>154883075You didn't ask for my consent
>>154882952Kadri had the most seniority amongst the Laffs before he was traded, was basically the core 5's mentor so he had familiarity with all their pets n shit from hanging around them so much and vice versa hence why the picture shows them hugging again after the handshake line
>>154882898bitchmade niggamcdavid played 4 games with a fractured foot against the most suffocating offense in the leagueSOFT
>>154883063>>154883082even their broadcast team gave up on the season
>>154883102Lmao is he actually a pedo? Didn't nichuskin human traffick or some shit
>yeah we'll start The Raped against Carter Hart it will workWhat were they thinking?
>>154882981Permanently
>>154883172they started trb against hart?
bud1bud1501
>>154881887why the slutty chaps though?
>>154883201>>154883248reallyreally good posts
>Report: Maple Leafs to interview Jay Woodcroft for head coach
>>154883342This will be interesting if true
>>154883067Hello fren
>>154882778No homo?
>>154883067I'm glad Gary is starting the game earlier tonight.
>>154883342doesn't matter who's coaching. the veteran leadership on that team consists of a zesty mexican, a lazy, zesty swede, lgbt simp and husband of tessa virtue, and an emotionless hockey robot
>>154883342Good. Get out of the pacific, bitchboy.
>>154883124Mcfaggot doesnt have a ring whereas 11 of the players from this year's Assvs have one from 2022 when they swept the soilers, big difference
>>154883507>a zesty mexican, a lazy, zesty swede, lgbt simp and husband of tessa virtue, and an emotionless hockey robotand that's just auston matthews
>>154883580
>>154883602you can tell this guy has had sex at least once
>>154883597>zero deep run under his belt despite sucking up to GaryKWAB
>>154883614He’s a degenerate who isn’t waiting until marriage >:(
>trump going to a Knicks games because he’s friends with the ownerWhy didn’t he go to a panthers game? He’s also friends with the owner.
>>154883507Name one non zesty swede
>>154883634He's from new york
>>154883634maybe they will bump into adam fox in the tunnels.
>>154883597>>154883602>>154883610>Toronto keeps getting these zesty ass niggas>wears them down so much they look like real men
>>154883646He lives in palm beach which is close to sunrise
>>154883641
>breaking news
>>154881602It's herehttps://youtu.be/jCRXJ5Uw4yM?is=BiaFwlv-FRkadUJz
>>154882473>>154883602>biggie and Matthews have similar fashion tastes neat
>>154883672
>Gary saved the slop series for last But why though. Who actually likes either of these teams unironically
>>154883678Why wouldn't they since they are from the same culture and nation?
>>154881955buyaguccisweaterguccigucci
>>154883683I've seen the mirrored version of this...
Sorry, I need a thorough analysis from Shannon before I can give my opinion.
>he gets his takes from a guy with a girls name
>>154883701>Well if the rabbit isn't happy...
I sucked 14 cocks at the rest area today, I think my shift is done, time for /hoc/
>>154883726What's your rate and margin?
>>154883731>Canada gets all excited all the sudden
>>154883707This unironically.Also he's balding severely and apparently a manlet
>no answerThought so
>>154883726Ready for the game randy?
remember when moneypuck said the golden knights would have no chance?
>>154883763now they introduce a gary factor to compensate
>>154883746>can't even discuss anons small businesses on /hoc/ anymore He's not even a fag unless he does it for free
>>154883781Do you really have to justify this one?
>>154883684Gary has to grow the game, another cup for the sunbelt.
>>154883763its actually quite funny how stephen is able to eye test players better than jtrannys analytical models ever could
>>154883674If that dude was really playing poker the night b4 they got KWAB'd that's all I needed to know.
EichGOAT > McFaggot
>>154883807Even if Mcdavid 1 he wouldn't be physically able to receive the award . We saw this in 2024
I also think Gary finally feals bad for making the canes the bitch boy of the ECF for so long and will finally show them mercy.Got to give them credit for their tenacity for so many runs in the Gary offs.
>>154883826It's hard to watch what canada does to good players. But we all have to watch it happen
>>154883806Crazy stats desu imagine putting stock in this and get completely reverse mogged
ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>154883837Some did apparently.
>>154883848>betting that kinda money for barely any payoffsomeone has a problem
>>154883848Think of all the early cash outs the OLG wrote KWAB
>>154883848if only he had used bet365 to secure an early payout when the avs had a 3 goal lead.
who should I bet my grammy's life savings on winning tonight?
>>154883848
>>154883872Granny was a habs lass
>>154883848K W A BWAB
>>154883726How was /fit/?
>>154883848lol
>>154881860DELET THIS >:(
>>154881887>Socks with slidesMy nigger. He invited to da bbq
what' this olé growing up in my pants?
>>154883872this series isnt very good for betting. books heavy favorite is unreliable. probably better off betting on a beisbol game today instead.
>>154882014Is this really Skinner? The movement and skill is uncanny
>>154882254Love from Kazakhstan
not really a fan of the twinky marner getting spammed lately
>>154883872Put it in an S&P etf
i have a bad feeling about tonight's game
>>154883990Ya /hoc/ is a little too zesty today no homophobe
>>154883974well, I'm sure crying about it in here will help somehow
>>154883993the AI bubble is gonna burst soon tho
>>154883990see>>154884010
>>154884023dont worry taxpayers will be on the hook to bail them out :)
>>154884028Leafs know a lot more about crying
>>154883993>tech etfThis is a long energy producers thread
>>154883872Canes playing with fire in Gary time.Not sure what the script is desu.
>>154883711
>>154884004thats somebody's son
your dca for nvda is below $100, right /hoc/?
Free Alberta
>>154884078From what
>>154884075No but I'm below $90 on MU
>>154884056Nice choice that safeguards against inflation
>>154883872Honestly a soldering iron does smell nice
>free Alberta with the purchase of a large family-sized Alberta or a combo of equal value
>>154884023Trump believes it’s too big to fail
>>154884023It's just a cheap rebranding of existing crap, pump dump.I'm sure some nhl gm's are wasting millions on it for building the best team.
>>154884090man of fine taste
>>154884133Just our leafs
>scoreless draw at Mohegan Sun Arena at Casey Plaza
BOOMERFAGS OUT!!!ZOOMERCHADS IN
>the city of Wheeling, WV Eblades will sweep them tonight
>>154884078yes, a landlocked natural resource exporterGreat idea!
>>154884004i look like this
>>154884180>Eblades will sweep them on the 29th
>>154884187You must squat hard
>>154883711You just know this nigga fucks the rabbit :(
>>154884163Just when you think canadians have hit their ceiling for making horrible posts.
>>154884283i'm albertan sweetie
>>154884283You know what you should have done? Not acknowledge it retard let the pedo pedo on his own
I wish I was an Albertan
Forever RAPED and CUPLESS>Their dominant postseason run came just months after Connor McDavid famously labeled the Pacific Division a “pillow fight” during Edmonton’s uneven regular season stretch. While the Oilers watched the playoffs from home after their frustrating early exit, Vegas kept piling up wins and tightening its grip on the conference.
Today is opposite day
>>154884310why would you want to be born retarded like mitch?
>>154882339Vancouver is wasting so much money on this soccer shit
>>154884322>chinkcouver cant into hockey>now they're trying their hand at soccergot so something my man that region is suffering (deserved)
>>154884315>raped and cupless Just like our >>154884315
I rather have Manitoba than Alberta desu
>>154884339whitecaps are like the man city of mls now and who the canucks are going to draft is still more important. literally nobody here cares about soccer.
>>154884361you should seeing how hockey aint for you lmfao
>>154884339Lmao. Vancouver is losing its soccer ball team to Vegas
Good night /hoc/
>>154884365I want to sniff her jock strap
>>154884365She'd be happier as a mother of 10.
GARY IS ON THE GYM TV TALKING TO PAT MCAFEE
>>154884376KEK IS THIS REAL
>>154884303oh okay
>>154884365Thought this was going to be Claire Evans. Was disappointed.
Think im going to skip th3 1st period
>>1548843894 maximum
bud and mitch? won
>>154884405>>154884389Dykes can't reproduce tho
>>154884396Yes...>The Whitecaps are up for sale and MLS may accept a bid to move the team to Las Vegas because of a bleak financial forecast in Vancouver.>A spokesperson for billionaire Grant Gustavson confirmed to CBC News he is fronting an investment group's bid for the team, with the intention to move them to Las Vegas.
Hockey starts in an hour
>>154884425They can with my mega super sperm.
my cansies will rape twinkreal
>>154884430
>>154884398i don't look like that though
>>154884429kek vegas should homegrown their team instead of taking these dogshit sloppy second teams like the raiders and trashletics
>>154884446Doubt the 2026 Conn Smythe winner would allow that on his birthday
>>154884477Carter Hart's birthday is today? Cooooool!
>>154884446twink on twink action
>most dangerous draw
>>154884430Let me finish up my workout
DROP THE FUCKING PUCK GARY
You think Xhekaj is in tonight based on how the canes went after hutson last game?
>>154884536surprised /hoc/ doesnt support their fellow fork lift driver.
don't care bro ask me when good teams play again
>>154884549When do good teams play again?
>>154884536I think his lower-than-White IQ is gonna click on and he will take some stupid penalties leading to the Canes winning.
>>154884556at the scf now
Steve Dangle on Carter Hart>I wouldn't give Carter Hart anything and that includes an NHL contract>I can have a sense of humor about Mitch Marner. I can't have a sense of humor about Carter Hart. He shouldn't be in these playoffs.>He shouldn't be playing
>>154884004
>>154884563>canes pp>winninganon i...
Should I go grab an ice cream?
>>154884580He'll never see a laffs cup.
>>154884586bring the ice and ill give you the cream
>>154884596I was thinking of getting soft serve
>>154884585I'll show you a winning peepee
>>154884580Carter did nothing wrong
>>154884608Good post honestly
>>154884536Matheson – DobsonStruble-HutsonGuhle-Carrier
>>154884028cope most flyers fans are rooting for hart to rape his way to the cup
>>154884593None of us willYour great-great-grandchildren, should you happen to have any, won't ever see the Toronto Laffs lift anything that looks like a trophy or speak of victory and achievement at all
>>154884608>OJ did nothing wrong!
>>154881862what's he gonna do? sodomize Gary?
>he shouldn't be playing? Why not? He's under contract, he passed his physical, he isn't injured or ill. Seems fine to me.
>>154884586yes, it is the season for ice creamsmight i suggest a macflurry
1993 bros...Carolina needs to come out strong tonight...
>>154884608Attending the gangbang was a mistake even if consensual
I forget, can vegas sign new free agents at this point in the season? If so, they should sign the other dudes that were falsely accused and roster them for game 1 of the SCF.
>>154884622OJ clearly committed murderCarter got head from some slut
>>154884628The NHL has the ability to punish players for conduct detrimental to the league>But he was found "Not Guilty"The NHL is not a court room, the standard of guilt for player conduct is much easier to establish
>>154884586Yes :)
>>154884638Irrelevant point anyway cause even if he wasn't, trannies like yourself would find a reason to him anyway *nails emoji*
>>154884638very low t post
my mom loves carter hart and says he did nothing wrong and he's cute
>>154884638okay, then let’s lock up 20% of the population
I’m Eskimo brothers with hart
>>154884651>he was found "Not Guilty"exactly. he is able to play. purple-haired cunt's opinions ignored.
Imagine the fucking butthurt and racism if Hart was black. That was the only thing missing.
>>15488465720% of the population are not millionaire athletes
>>154884666they would be defending him as a people who "just doesn't understand what rape is as we do and it is normal in his culture so we should just let him do it"
>>154884651The woman judge called her a liar in legal terms btw, the Judge does not find the accuser's evidence 'either credible or reliable
>>154884655Carter must suffer from this as well since he couldn't even get hard in front of all the other high T men partaking in group sex .>>154884657Yes and the furries too
>>154884670the event in question took place when he was an amateur athlete
>>154884681she smelled bad. not his fault.
>proves the exact same point anon madelike retardery
>>154884678>The judge who wasn't in the room when it happened>The judge in a broken legal systemI believe survivors, not biased judges
>>154884666Remember the black guy who killed a hockey player? They celebrated him.
Wolf Parade :)
>>154884690Are we sure he wasn't just smelling all the jizz in the room?
>>154884692She admitted to calling them all pussies for not wanting to fuck her while she was spreading herself on the floor
>>154884700Innocent women don't this lol
>>154884700Why do you fall the the most obvious bait?
>another most dangerous draw
>>154884700Drunk women can not consent. Full stop.
>>154884697One of the bands of all timehttps://youtu.be/luqjh1wpk4s
>>154884699You tell us. Jizz-smell expert.
(((Elliotte Friedman)))
>>154884692cant believe xrb is shamelessly defending sean higgins again.
>>154884580why are hockey fans in particular such s0yb0ys
>>154884703Because some people reading in passing might not know and believe the myths that have wrecked lives
Go canes
>>154884692You believe anonymous people. Good luck in life.
resistance bands are greatI can do multiple arm exercises while sitting on the couch, watching the game, and shitposting on /hoc/
>Puck Drop is getting closer
>>154884709The judge pointed to two videos recorded by defendant Michael McLeod as crucial evidence. In them, E.M. spoke clearly, did not slur her words, and stated, "I am so sober" and "I'm OK with this”
>>154884714Unfortunately I'm low t and don't attended sex parties of mostly men so have never encountered that concentration of jizz before
i predict a canes goal within 3 minutes
>9:40pm>puck not dropped
>>154884727For me its rage against the machine
just got the latest facsimile, we will be teased with what looks like a meme game only for it to turn into a total slurper.
>>154884731>Recording a woman to get her consent after the factNot something innocent people do lmao
Even though anon IS trolling, thats pretty much average conclusion whenever someone brings this up unironically.Best way to make em really seethe is say you don't believe proven liars and hell breaks loose.
holy kino
>>154884744Dumb newfie
>>154884727be careful with this brand
hell yeah
the torch thing montreal does is gay as fuckthese niggas really think they got the infinity stones
Fag ass torch.
>The Canadiens biggest star is a mediocre goalie who got hot 16 years ago and took them to the *checks notes* Eastern Conference FinalThis is hockey's prestige franchise?
what the fuck is this shitshow Vegas knock off theatrics?
Who’s excited for Dobson to blow and eat shit again?
is there a hurricane warning in montröö?
THE FLAME IS LIT
>>154884759filtered by sovl
Shan't be watching frogs vs reddits favorite chokers
>>154884749True, remember the girlsdoporn rapists that recorded Al-Qaeda style videos of the chicks they raped?
>>154884731Stop trying to educate this nigga parenteding to be a redditor
EAT THE BUTT
Montreal is the gayest city in Canada Fact
when is it patrick roys turn to carry the torch?
>>154884764seething>>154884766seething>>154884768seething>>154884770seething>>154884771seething>>154884782seething>>154884790seething
>>154884768It’s their last home game, give them a break. Olefags are gay though
>>154884795Based
>>154884749>lying to cover up your post-horny regretInnocent people dont do that lmao
>>154884749>he cant even fathom the possibility that a woman might actually just be a gigantic cheating lying whore
Canes bros our canesies :) will win this game
>>154884795>my team leading>seethingOk Rohit
>>154884795[spoiler]1993[/spoiler]
>>154884795Cringe desu
EAAAAAAAAAAT MUHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUTTTTTTT!
>my team
their last oles of the season :')
Caufield rolling his eyes lmao
DROP THE PUCK GARETH !!!!!!!!
BOOOOOOO
Russel Crowe looking ahh mf
>3 am start time>312 and counting >Still no start Gaaaaaaarrrrrryyyyy
>In some Latin American countries, but not in Spain, the word [Olé] may be used as a term of mockery.
*boos cheekily
and the hooooome of the goooooooooys
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
*cheers sincerely*
>>154884775>marvel movie tier theatrics>sovlsovl would be quebecious rising up and attacking all anglos in the arena
Memories of Halak
US anthem a train wreck. Target Hutson’s knee as retribution
>>154884848
>>154884847or killing all the browns
gay ass city
The proudest welfare leeches in the world. It’s time to go on alone
please deliver a huge loss to alberta tonight, habs.
shut this italian guy up
>>154884841better than the home of the jeets
Blood pressure is 100/54 and pulse is 67
>half English half French oh Canada Not a fan
honestly? fuck caroline
Digits and Habs lose tonight
My wife still isnt back with dinner, getting some empanadas
>>154884877CZECH
>>154884877
>god keep out land glorious and freeCanada neither glorious nor free>we stand on guard for theeMicro military while flooded with third worlders
first shot on net is going to be a goal
>>154884877based
>>154884877good things “digits” are divination
Can some one post the pic of the Stanley cup in a bird cage?
good evening bros
>>154884888That's not a real pic. It doesn't exist.
>>154884884strait status?
The French anthem is completely different lyrics then the English version, the French anthem speaks on how great being French is while the English one it’s Canada in general. It’s time to go
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>154884890hey dylan still hiding from copey
>>154884860>I have a confession> I miss Norm McDonald and Bob Saget very much Thank you for your attention to this matter
Seth Jarvis
>>154884890hello
My Halak :)
Not even tuning in until the habs hit 10 shots on goal
>>154884890Hyvää iltaa
>>154884906anon....
>>154884906See you at the end of the third lad
>>154884906see you in overtime>>154884908iltaa
>>154884906lol
Placed a $300 bet that the Habs have under 15 shots in the game but more than 10
>0 shots
fucking dirty as frogs
>>154884906See you in October
>scoreless draw in Quebec
if you didnt take freddy andersen under 20.5 saves to at least dull this slurper you are literally retarded.
>Dobson already f’n up and gets buck broken on boards>post whistle shoves to prove manhoodHe’s a soft bitch
WHAT A SAVE
Dobes is gonna have to carry hard tonight
All bro had to do was elevate the puck.
It is nicorette time
frogs did 3 pentalities not called
>shots 5 to 0Another slurper inbound
Dough bitch is the only player on the team.
>>154884944Gary doing his damn best to squeeze as much money out of Habs fans as possible
>>154884877Llegó el día del rastrillo
You'd think the habs would at least show up for Jakubs birthday
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
If Habs win tonight they win the series. You don't want to be stuck in a best of 3 against a team this lucky
boarding not called interference not called all to keep a jeet cucknadian team in the playoffs
>>154884954If the Habs win tonight they would only be tied in the series.
>>154884807>roryAre you trying to make them choke it?
at least the leafs would make it entertaining
I got an ice cream
>>154884955Sad
The stop sign was for shots on goal.Still zero.
Think that was 5 own zone turnovers in a row from our Hans
>>154884971What kind?
tripping not called
If the Canes had any type of scoring touch none of those games would be close
brb gonna drop a HUGE mackinnon and then I'll be ready for hockey tonight.
>*BANGS ON GLASS*SHOOT THE PUCK
>>154884976Rocky road in a waffle cone
some of these habs players must be pulling a shane pinto
>>154884981Too bad all the canes can do is play keepaway
>>154884958Yes, 2-2, making the rest of the series a best two of three, and a lucky team with a hot goalie like Dobes can bury it fast in that situation
LOL jeetchink got decked
>>154884985sounds tasty
what the fuck is holding up the Blades game?
Almost a shot on net for Les Habitaints
Refchads we're up
>too much man
weak call
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
they gotta score on this one right? surely
lol montreal is so bad. how did they get this far?!
Montreal wont even get a shot on net this period
Dach is a big dumb fuckwit.
for me it's the Hurricanes of Carolina Hockey Club, "America's Team"
not even trying to hide the rigging
>Too many menI didn't think they still called those...
NOW you call a cross check bahahaha
>>154884994estero bros?
>>154885002>>154885016crosscheck dummies
>>154884926>going into the final game>analyticsThe series was 0-3. Another analytic was Wedgewood's svt pct was .875 and Hart's was .943 in the first three games. What fucking retarded analytics is he looking at and not looking at that?
>scoreless boring draw
>>154885006They've been beat up by two of the most physical teams in the league, and all the canes do is hold on to the puck, what do you want Canes played half as many games this post season, and they didn't exactly have any difficulty
>>154885013most americans can't even name a city in either carolina
>Canes pp
has a team ever had 0 shots on goal at the end of a playoff game
>buying a 16$ 0% alcohol beer
this powerplay is going to beat the knights??
i hope that light grazing didnt kill him. still crazy they called embellishing on crosby for getting deliberate stick in the eye at faceoff between whistles and this guy got sniped from balcony.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
imagine paying 1000$ per ticket just to see your team not even trying to scoretop fucking kekwhy doesnt the crowd yell SHOOT THE PUCK instead of REFS YOU SUCK?
Im not an NHL player, but in what situation do you not fucking shoot the puck there as Nick Suzuki? Like? whos telling them not to shoot there.
>>154885028Religh or whatever
>>154885019>>154884994SCOREFULL DRAW >the city of Estero
>>154885032Canes are fucked if they move on, not sure about the Habs
>>154885028Just say Greenville and you got both Carolinas
Canes have an ED micro pp wtf
Habs are somehow even gayer canadians
Imagine if the Canes lose all their momentum after that dogshit PP
Habs really don't do anything in the first period, ever.
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>154885006Kucherov took the playoffs off and Buffalo reverted back to 2025 mode
>>154885038Wasn't part of the script
>>154885060How do you lose momentum against a team that can't generate any themselves?
>>154885060I don't think Montreal ever has any momentum
>>154885046Habs will never get the puck past the center line and get swept
>>154885055Greenville? More like BROWNville amirite?
>the abandoned coal mine of Wheeling, WV
>>154885060they are having to rely on jackson blake or martinook to do all their scoring since their first line is full of fruads.
>>154885028RaleighWilmingtonCharlotteAshevilleColumbiaMyrtle BeachCharleston
>only shit teams play tonight
I don't trust people from halifax
>>154885040>Goose creek>CharlestonI'm thinking other anon was wrong and no I'm not from Carolina
>>154885072Dobes > Hart
A SHOT
>>154885027>and all the canes do is hold on to the puckwhat do you expect them to do, give up the puck? even when montreal gets the puck they basically hand it back to the canes, they can't even keep possession.
Get tranny reporter off my tv
cucknadien jeets allowed to trip all they want
new>>154884424
Binlan bro I need to know if you are here so I can ignore Canadian SCAAARRR posters
>Shots are 6-1 alreadyJesus fucking Christ. What the FUCK is the habbie babbie's problem?
darkies on the tv every game i watch hockey now im fucking fatigued
>>154885107kek
MSL can't see the puck
>>154885080don't forget about Greensville and Greensboro >go Swamp Rabbits and Gargoyles
I miss Stormy
>>154885107Kek what a retard
fucking refbaby jeets
>>154885115Kenny Albert is kinda white tho
>>154885123don't forget you lost to bud
weak call once again
>>154885130he's a jew.
>benulty for a guy skating into you
>>154885125Stormy misses dodgeball
how am i supposed to focus on the game when cole caulfield has pitts and feet on display in old spice commercial?
>>154885137that's jeet hockey baby!
>>154885137Gary is blessing us with a habs meme lead
Your Caufields, your Hutsons, your Tom Thumbs.
>most obvious interference call ever>durr, what did I do?bumb negro
>>154885137it's called infetterence retard
>>154885149>>154885149>>154885149NEW
>>154885137it's to compensate the previous penalty
>>154885123I would never want to visit either.Did miss Spartanburg, SC though
janny lol
EAT SHIT HABS
>>154885370you tell em cleetus
>kpop retard got the thread deletefucking mong
HAVA NAGILA heard, how jewish is montreal?
>>154885435I think it's way more muzzie than jew, but it is a catchy tune perfect for short form
