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Kanker sisters edition
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knights won
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>off topic op
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>McAcne
>McAssist
>McAutism
>McBaby
>McBeta
>McBitch
>McBottom
>McBroken
>McBTFO
>McBussy
>McBusted
>McCooked
>McCry
>McCrybaby
>McCuck
>McDogshit
>McDick
>McDiva
>McDive
>McEliminated
>McExhausted
>McFaggot
>McFlop
>McFolded
>McFraud
>McFruitcake
>McFrustrated
>McGaunt
>McGay
>McGolf
>McHomo
>McInvisible
>McJobber
>McJustNotReadyYet
>McKWAB
>McLabamba
>McLoser
>McManadvantage
>McMuffin
>McNineteenNinety
>McNothingBurger
>McOverrated
>McOverworked
>McPowerplay
>McPussy
>McQueen
>McRefbabby
>McRegularseason
>McRetard
>McSecondary
>McSelfish
>McShit
>McSilver
>McSissy
>McStatpad
>McTantrum
>McTard
>McTired
>McToddler
>McTrash
>McWashed
>McWhiner
>McZoomer
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Vegas Chads rise up!
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8mTuw5IKrEQ
Marie is the best character
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>your POV
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GO HABS
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umm...?
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Stanley Cup Final Appearances

Vegas Golden Knights: 3 in 9 years

Vancouver Canucks: 3 in 56 years
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>>154876110
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>>154876088
Bold of him to claim it like that for himself
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torts wants to kill people
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>>154875372
They would have been so good in the pwhl
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>>154876374
jej
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>>154876374
And that evil's name?
Gary Bettman.
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>>154876110
dont stop there
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>>154876159
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Turns out Avs fans were right all along. It WAS a sweep.
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>Mfw my soft pusys assvs get topped
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>>154876624
gave up on your thread already, mildcuck?
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>>154876632
What are you going on about, schizo?
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>>154876651
sorry I thought you were the mildcuck
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>>154876142
this looks like AI
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>crtl+f "samir" in the previous thread
>32 results
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>>154876712
nope it's a self-portrait
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Just ate a fuckload of butter chicken currey and now I feel sick so I called in sick to work. GO HABS!
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>>154876713
A tale as old as time.
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Carter Hart for Conn Smythe
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>>154876900
imagine the salt
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>>154876900
checked
the boy deserves his redemption arc
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>>154876110
At least, they have cuties.
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at least we beat the wild
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>>154876823
is there a better feeling than just after leaving the message that you won't be going into work?
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fellow Nucks fans, this interview gives me hope: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeroFDBslMo
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I went to Vegas once, one thing that struck me was how ugly the locals were
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been working nights
dont know if igmi brehs
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>>154877005
just imagine the tourists
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>>154876988
>alarms goes off
>send text
>go back to sleep
There is no better feeling.
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>>154876977
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I don't call those that anymore here.
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>>154877005
Unless you were at one of the stations or some shanty casino in Henderson like Sam's Town you didn't see any locals in actual Vegas.
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>Vegas vs Carolina finals
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>>154877100
what if he was in the red light district?
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best girl
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When u think about it, all paths to the cup are historic, Vegas’ path is historically easy
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So who has KWABOTY status?
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>>154877119
That was torn down and replaced by Circa
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>>154877139
ah, fair enough
sorry about heart attack grill btw
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It must be painful to be a Leafs this morning.
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>>154877160
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>>154877113
Will the Gary’s satisfaction of propping up two incubating markets outweigh the abysmal ratings. I’m excited to find out.

A canes - Vegas final would have the least mass appeal since, what 2007?
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>>154877177
>that ratio
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>>154877190
they mad
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It's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=567YvoGmqRE
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>>154876911
Salt you said?
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>>154877236
Marner has great all-natural teeth I must say
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>>154877247
doug just had to get it on
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>>154877247
Always preferred david gilmour
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>>154877284
preferred happy, myself
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The seethe from Toronto fans when Mitch wins a cup and Gavin turns out to be mid will be glorious!
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Reminder that /hoc/ is a Larry’s house of hockey forum. No need to post other creators.
Thanks
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>>154877302
what if hart grapes gavin too
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No No No
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What was the attitude era of hockey?
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>>154877325
gary is king and god
and this proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt
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Toronto fans crying will never not be funny.
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>>154877334
when the panthers had a 6'8" giga nigga for no other reason than to be a giga nigga
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>>154877247
Why does this person keep saying 'literally' when what they're saying is completely false?
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>>154877371
Are you calling spongebobsloth a liar?
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>Vegas Carolina finals
gross
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2027 mock draft has DuPont, who will be 2028?
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>>154877391
Nigga looks like the butler at a gay bathhouse
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>>154877391
I look like this but the opposite when I shave in the morning
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oYusx_4CucE&pp=ygUKb25nZXplbGxpZw%3D%3D
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>>154877177
>>154877216
go back you massive faggot
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>>154877464
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>>154877247
>muh literal rapist
>muh literal actual pedohpile, literally
it's cute to see leftist r*dditors do the heel turn to start caring about rape and pedophilia after defending the rapist and pedophiles so staunchly just a few years ago
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>Gary when he sees the money Vegas brings in from legalized gambling
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>Carolina
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carolina is also know as cackalackay but what is vegas' cool nickname?
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>>154877547
Piss and Shitties
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Can the Habs avoid the gentleman sweep or did their luck finally run out?
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>>154877547
boob
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>>154877557
that'll work I suppose
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Colorado fans
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>>154877567
sadly I saw the script, habs lose tonight, bounce back and steal game 5 only to lose game 6 and tie the record for most home playoff losses in a season
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Cheering for Vegas for Toronto fan seethe
Based Hart
Based Marner
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ice doggo
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Cheering for Vegas
Cheering for Knicks
Gooning to SJP
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>>154877406
>>154877524
LQ posts
Even for /hoc/
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>>154877524
Me on the bottom left
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>>154877593
That's icing
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>>154877629
he won the race to the puck
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Good morning /hoc/
>KWABalanche
>KWABkinnon
>KWABkar
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Can't get the Carolina song from silicon valley out of my head
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Work meeting ran long and I almost MacKinnoned myself. Made it just in time thankfully.
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is this the thread?. need to chayka
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You see now why Colorado got “snubbed” for all those awards, there’s a lot of fools gold up in them mountains
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>>154877348
I love Gary.
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>>154877592
I may be a Canes fan but I could probably tolerate the loss (after the initial malding and seething of course) for this reason alone
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>MacCan’tWin
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>Hurricanes
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>>154877858
Cuck
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People really want you to dislike this guy? He’s based
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>>154877963
Redditors aren't people.
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He's just like me
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>>154877981
Cale has colitis
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>>154877963
rapists aren't people
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>>154878018
I guess Hart is people then
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>>154878034
you're not as clever as you think you are
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BKOW DKOWN
BKOW DKOWN TO THE KING
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>>154878045
I know. I would like to think I'm smart enough to know that just because a woman who was pretty much called a liar by a judge accuses you of rape doesn't mean you're a rapist.
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>>154877547
Golden Kikes, alternatively Goyim Knights
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Rooting for Golden Fellatios over the Reddicanes
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>>154878045
you're not as virtuous as you think you are
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>>154878093
Is he even available to play?
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Our Habs need goals

Put him in Marty
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>>154878045
>Rape is when you accept a blow job from a chick who asked if you wanted it
Why are toy redditors so truly mentally ill?
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lmao
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>>154878130
>posting a tweet of an ai image with an acronym as the reply
gary save us
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>>154878093
I doubt that.
Isn't he on the LTIR?
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AvsBros I'm still in shock...I don't know how to feel
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>>154877838
I love him more
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>>154878181
so was Stone
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>>154878202
Ambatugetswept
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>2019 Columbus beats Tampa
>2023 Florida beats Boston
>2026 Vegas beats Colorado
Which was the biggest KWAB
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>>154878236
can't believe this bros
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>>154878238
Vegas beating colorado was what i expected. Sure i thought it would be in 6, not 4, but i was right about the big picture.
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>>154878238
Tampa for sure
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>>154878095
Up yours, woke moralists. We'll see who cancels who.
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>>154878251
why do you post like my uncle dale
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Copey eating good
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>>154878238
this moment is a strong contender
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>rags
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>>154878250
>>154878270
Same. I’ll never forget >standings poster coping
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rappel amical/friendly reminder
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>>154878294
>this player tried to injure someone please be nice to him :(
KWAB
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>>154878251
its whom retard
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Guy in red = Our Flames when we win the cup next year

Guy with his phone out = IslanderBros

Everyone else = the rest of the league
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>>154878294
atlantic canadian teams need to breakaway
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>>154878238
tampa definitely, first round, healthy, shoulda been a walkover vs a dogshit team that did nothing before or after
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who is connor bedard and macklin celebrini?
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>>154878341
>beat a team that would be in the next 3 scfs winning two
>get rewarded by facing boston who would then sweep the canes and lose in epic fashion in the scf
made bob so mad he joined florida
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>>154878390
Jen
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>>154878010
Vegas should sell those plushies as a playoff mascot.
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>>154878238
Habs beat Tampa 2026
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>>154878396
>turning aislop into a consumable product
extremely american
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>"There have been some dark times for me in hockey," Marner told reporters.
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>>154878428
dont celebrate too soon there mitchy
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>>154878419
bros a meme country is bring us up unprompted again
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>>154878437
dont forget to consume!
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>>154878238
2023 Florida sweeps Carolina
>"The unfortunate part of this is we’re going to look back and everyone’s going to say we got swept and that’s not what happened."
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@gork ghiblify carter hart in prison
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>>154878405
Imagine losing to a team with 9 shots on goal
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>>154878436
He’s shed the playoff failure label and added it to the laffs pile. He is at peace
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>Vezina Trophy Winner and Stanley Cup Champion Carter Hart
SmallPenisBros we're so back
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they should have kept this format
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>>154878436
>laffs scapegoat leaves and instantly starts succeeding with their new team
Unfortunately it's a tale as old time
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>>154878518
Name 3 other times it has happened since 1967
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DO MY DIRTY WORK SCAPE GOAT
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>>154878540
phil kessel
mitchell marner
auston matthews
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rapist
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>>154878547
Do (do), do my deeds, for you're the one who's shamed
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>>154878554
That's one
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>>154878569
He raped the Avs alright
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>>154878547
I DONT WANNA DO YOUR DIRTY WORK NO MORE
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>>154878540
Kessel
Kadri
Bozak
Rask
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OF FLAMES AND MAN
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>>154877981
four mackinnons Cale? four?
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Free Alberta
Free Palestine
One struggle
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>>154878600
based, Flames mentioned
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>>154877113
What a shit finals. The Olympics were far superior
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>>154877187
>2007
Cope my Sensies drew dimes
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>>154877981
Me at work
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>>154878613
Based
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>>154878635
Our Sennies mentioned :))))))
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>>154878518
>success
how so?
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>>154878657
Gary has decreed another sunbelt final so it's either marner or andersen who will win a cup without the laffs
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>>154876159
He’s so based
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>>154878681
knights are honorary
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Vegas kinda came of nowhere
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>>154878681
>andersen's instant success 5 seasons after leaving
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>>154876900
If he wins the cup, he will become the third rapist to have his name engraved on it.
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>>154878699
The pacific was total shit but the knights have really proven themselves. I’m surprised as well
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>>154878708
who are the others?
gilmore with the flames?
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>>154878587
>rask
if you lose you win
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>>154878721
Patrick Kane and Geoff Courtnall
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>>154878708
I’m surprised there are that few on it
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>>154878702
Hes been swept more times in the ECF than the laffs
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>>154878756
he choked when it mattered most
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>>154878489
I’m so happy to be represented
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We need an unhinged biopic of torts while he's still alive so he can say he hates it.
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remember Kyle Beach with the rythmic slapping in the Blackhawks locker rooms and all the hijinks with the boys
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>>154878793
Starring JK Simmons as Torts
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>>154878512
Cry harder. Seethe more.
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>>154878721
I think he was just peado if I remember correctly
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>>154877334
mid 2000's when Crosby and Ovechkin joined the league
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>>154877334
>What was the attitude era of hockey?
same as the attitude era of wrestling
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>>154878803
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eichel and stone about to win their second cup after freeing themselves from the shackles of the sabres and senators
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>>154878834
>laffs
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hertl is about to win his first cup after fleeing san jose
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who does stone hand the cup to?
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andersson about to win a cup after getting as far away from calgary as he could
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>>154878879
mitchie he finna win dat Connie
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marner said fuck you toronto and is about to win a cup
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>>154878280
pussy quebecois begging people not to criticize because he's 16-20 years old.
>Tourigny is 21
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>>154878879
/hoc/
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>>154878879
kolesar while kneeling
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>>154878879
i don't think runners-up get to handle the cup
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>>154878803
bitch
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>>154878898
the live commentator absolute obliterates tourigny too
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>>154878898
practically an infant
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Fuck Mitch Marner
Fuck the Golden Knights
Fuck this league
Fuck you
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>>154878949
mad at mitchie?
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>>154878949
>laffs
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Can you believe the #2 draft pick in the 2015 draft is going for cup #2 and McGaykid can't even sniff a cup or olympic gold medal?
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>>154878898
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>>154878970
that #2 pick left the snowbelt team he was drafted to
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>>154878970
Moral of the story is not be drafted by a Canadian franchise
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>>154878850
Shit and for retards?
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>>154878992
>buffalo
>part of canada
OH IM LAFFIN
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>>154878992
Thank you Gary
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>>154878949
This desu
>>
Hockey is for you
Hockey is for me
Hockey is for everyone

And that's what makes Hockey great :)
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we get our moral stories from Jesus here
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>>154878998
The moral of the story is get drafted by Buffalo so they will trade you elsewhere. Probably not anymore though
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>>154878991
When will McGaykid follow?
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>>154879004
I'm racist. Is hockey for me?
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>>154879033
especially for you
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>>154879028
its already too late for him
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I'm Gary Bettman. Is hockey for me?
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>>154879057
>You're not funny goy
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>>154879057
no, you're more of an apehoop jew but your overlords are desperate to keep the white man down
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>>154879057
no you're gay and new and annoying and try too hard
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>>154878771
I will never forgive that Finn for game 6
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>>154879069
why?
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>>154879089
He robbed us of a kino game 7
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>>154879098
which series, boston won game 6 in 2019
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>>154879107
2013 but the Blackhawks were the clear best team in the league
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>>154879120
ah, rask is a mental midget
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>>154879120
LMFAO
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>>154879068
i might be the first part
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Y'all ready for a rematch of the Olympic gold medal game tomorrow?
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>>154878949
But Carter hart is okay
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>>154878949
>mad
>at mitchie
SSM8
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>>154879225
he's pretty good, actually
what a fumble by philly, just had to weather some outrage for a min and they'd have a franchise goalie KEK
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>>154879275
insurance wouldnt cover the losses and the team is run like a for-profit company
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>y'all
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>>154878708
He didn’t rape anybody though
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>>154879309
tell that to nathan
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Go Carter, women, pitiful simpering betas and faggots out of hockey now
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Stephen raped someone
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>>154879320
stephen who
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>>154879329
he's the governor
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>>154879275
>>154879285
FlysiesBros.........It still hurts a lot bros....................We were supposed to have it all with the Pongs being all old boomers.......Now Carter Hart will be a historic goaltender forever......
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>>154879338
of what
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>Your cup winner is one of Vegas, Montreal or Carolina
SHAN'T be watching this year
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every year, wingers who turn out to be elite fall in the draft only to get stolen (tkachuk, nylander, demidov, benson)
who's falling this year
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>>154879349
Montreal would be decent if they could start playing aggressively
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>>154878455
rod was there
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>>154879309
MacKinnon's proctologist would disagree
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>>154879348
stink peninsula
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>>154878898
>he's only 21 YOU SICK FUCK
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>>154879309
He violated his own reputation
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>>154879388
just like samir
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my reputation is that of a bad ass tough guy with a heart of gold
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>samir mentioned
we were due
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>>154879343
He'll always be a rapist
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>>154879399
Stay out of group sex parties in London Ontario
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>>154879392
SAMIR MENTIONED
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mine is an ass guy of gold with a tough bad heart
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Remember when EM was called a dirty slut lying whore by the Judge? Insane how that never gets talked about by the so called "hockey media"
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>tfw you don't get a loser stuffy
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>>154879419
Her hygiene clean or dirty was never proven
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>>154879367
not gonna happen when your D have the testosterone levels of a teenage girl
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I reckon we’re gonna have to come pick up that cup even if we have to run over a bunch of jeets and jews to do so.
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>>154879419
No means No, Carter
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>>154879414
that golden pallor is probably jaundice
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the only Judge I care about is Rick Nashty on the breakaway doing the worm that dirty dawg shuffle ruffle you hear?
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>>154879367
let's get laine in there in place of caufield who sorely needs a kick in the pants, jackeye back in, gally in for whatever jobber marry is trying to get over this week, anderson top line let's fucking go les boys
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Hutson needs to bulk up so he's not so easy to push around
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My penguins ):
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>>154879431
Carter couldn’t stay hard because she smelled
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>>154879441
Based
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>>154879537
That hasn't been proven without a reasonable doubt with a double blind sniff and stiff test
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>>154879537
Don't blame him. Nothing ruins a good time like a bitch smelling like a seafood restaurant.
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Poor dude
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>>154879537
how did your dad overcome that with your mom?
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>>154879537
he couldn't get hard because she was mean
carter hart only gets hard for nice people because he was a nice kid
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>>154879225
>>154879275
>>154879343
gary new hart was goated. that's why he sent one of his agents (((codename E.M.))) to disrupt the timeline and stop philly's inevitable dynasty.
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>>154879613
F
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>>154879644
Same thing happens to me when women are mean but not mean enough or in the right way
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I think that was the worst that I ever seen the Avs
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>rapey is posting
and I'm out
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>>154879419
Yeah
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>>154879656
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>>154879537
lol
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Copey redemption arc
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Too bad tonight couldn't be cucknadien elimination day.
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>>154879674
They were pretty awful when MacKinnon was a rookie
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Do we still call them that if Marner wins the Conn Smythe?
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>>154879733
already start calling them mackinnons
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>>154879733
the joke was always in poor taste
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>>154879760
How can you type that and make a straight face?
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chat why are we posting in the off-topic bread
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>>154879728
They sucked ass for a decade and a half, actually. How do you think they were able to acquire mackbitch, mACKar, byram, landeskum, etc?
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>>154879537
E.M. raped me 12 years ago and she smelled horrible
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>/hoc/ is now realizing that colofraudo were always frauds
A bit late but better that than never
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>>154879801
>now realizing
known it the whole time, bud
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>>154879801
name one time anyone in /hoc/ ever acknowledged colorado beyond anything of fraudulent
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>>154879728
I thought he had a "bad" rookie season but it was his second year, maybe he was playing hurt or the team was overall dysfunctional I don't follow them
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today is the day we get eliminated
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>>154879826
The entire vgk vs assves series
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>>154879837
that's somebody's son
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>>154879733
Nope. The /hoc/ council is already drafting a new alternative
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>>154879826
>that cope
rofl mildcuck is mad he lost to this shit ass team
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>>154879814
>Cheating, diving cunt.
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>Me thinking about what happened last night still
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>m-m-m-mild c-c-c-cuck!
kwasofpusy. I'm always in his thoughts.
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>>154879733
A golden marner?
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>at least >we won the gold medACK
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>>154879854
It has to be Matthews or MacKinnon
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>confirms it was her
lmao still fuming about it its been 10 years retard. kwab
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>>154879882
Is this the mild fan coping still? lol no way
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>>154879899
stop being boring
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>>154879899
Assvs are an honorary canacuck team.
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>>154879914
Exactly
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>>154879876
He needs to drink more water to stop that nosebleed
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>>154879907
Sad + embarrassing ain't it
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>>154879908
No.
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macklins linemate next season
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>>154875372
3,1,2
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Did we win that literal who tourney yet
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>>154879826
>>154879801
I always knew they were frauds who’d get exposed. I even picked the mild over them in my bracket
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*360 backflips over you*
*dabs and hits the griddy*
*360 spin again to a hat twirl*
*buttfucks you*
*backflips over you again and grabs your balls*
*spins away*
*bows to the crowd with the cup*
SOMEBODY SSSSSSSTOP MAY
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>>154879940
>linemate
He's moving up to forward?
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>>154879964
retard
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>>154879958
is that what a marner is?
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>>154879956
mild were the pick til jeek and brodin got hurt
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Reminder that Eichel is a gold medalist + cup winner

:]
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>>154879986
No, the sharks don't need another twink forward, so you are the retard.
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>>154880011
I honestly wouldn't mind
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how will his birthday go?
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>>154880002
where is his wc?
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>>154880016
Achievable natty?
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>wasting all this money just to push back your rebuild one year
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>>154880018
shelled, like 5 or 6 goals
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>>154880016
pinchable nips
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Sidney and Celibrini sitting in a tree...
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>>154880027
Who are they re-building with currently? Kindel? kek
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>>154880027
The Pens aren't rebuilding until Crosby retires
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>>154880018
dobes is almost a free elf
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>>154880033
>>154880016
Generational meme 3.0 is Jumbo Joe's cum dump thobeitever
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>>154880011
yes they do dumbshit. how many games did they win when macklin didnt get a point?
here are the lines
stenberg - mack - smith
chern - misa - toffoli
wennberg solid 3C

my sharks win you are a loser
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When will you understand its all rigged.
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>>154880055
>my sharks win
kek. double kek, triple kek even.
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>canacucks contribution to hockey is watching their players leave for teams that actually play and want to win
The cope just never ends does it
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>>154880040
Jen
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>>154880067
Yes, but it's not about the COUNTRY! It's about the PLAYERS!!!!!!!
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>>154880067
they have to deal somehow lmao kwab cuntry
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>>154879958
I clapped.
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>>154880129
>just realized both women's and men's canacuck teams did this
Oh no no no no LMAO the absolute state
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>>154880136
they call those provinces there
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>>154875372
What is the corrolation between the Kanker sisters and the Montreal Canadians/Carolina Hurricanes/Vegas Golden Knights or hockey in general? I am so confused
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>>154880146
they'll be called territories soon enough.
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>>154880151
Softpussy fan needed an op that would ease the btfoing the Knighties gave em
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>>154880151
they are caniacs
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>>154880170
shut the FUCK UP! m-m-mild c-c-c-cuck!!!
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>>154880129
Those jersies were dogshit ugly.
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your minnesota mild
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1993 wants to screech about "muh le cups" again.
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>>154880046
b-but they’re both boys
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If the Avs did better we would've gotten more booty shakin
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>>154880263
why do people act like this wasn't an asterisk cup?
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>>154880263
>denver fat-assed woman who is likely 7 coors and 3 shots of fireball deep after getting some "local" mexican cuisine for dinner, brapping towards you
imagine the smell.
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>>154879591
i wish i knew this before my first ever gf, she did stank our first time and i just assumed every girl smelled like fish from time to time hence the pussy = fish meme :(((
turns out she was a nasty bitch, thankfully she never gave me any std
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>>154880302
Id suck them in and hold it like a bong rip
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i hope with mackinnon's failure you appreciate the greatness of mcdavid even more

he's winning it all next season
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real ones remember mike hoffman
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>>154880318
>I am from denver
We know, paco.
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>>154880329
He sucked
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>>154880286
qrd? is it cause of covid
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CP is about to play for the trophy flamesbros
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>>154880324
Retard
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lots of big women in san antonio
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>>154880129
Jen
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>>154880129
>>154880136
need an edit where theyre both side by side
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>needed OT to beat fucking Norway
It's not looking good at the Skoda
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>>154880162
we have a handful of those as well
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>>154880403
>we
riiiiight.
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>>154880365
They love churros
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>>154880324
oh, what team is he being traded to?
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>>154880395
Norway is good at hockey tho
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>>154880543
dem big women take churros take three in both hands
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>>154880365
Booking a flight
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>>154880558
do you feel threatened by big, strong women, incel?
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>>154880500
Quebec City
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>>154880263
that is a disgusting act
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>>154880566
im threatened them big ass san antonio women finna suffocate me
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shaving my head if habs lose 2nite
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avs only get worse from here...
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Tonight does not matter at all
Habs in 7
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>>154880543
>Norway is good at hockey tho
Source?
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>>154880608
More than this?
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>>154880677
At least they have a bunch of 1st round picks and a DEEEEEEEP prospect pool to build up.
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>>154880701
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>>154880681
Based only Redditcanes in 6 however
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>>154880681
Not if they continue to average 12 SOG per game
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>>154880716
Um this shows only the Swiss are good hockey tho
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>>154880712
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>>154880712
non-medical cosmetic surgeries should be banned desu
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>>154880737
Sorry Rod but SOG is a meme stat and doesn't win games
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>>154880712
Compliments to her surgeon. That is a nice pair.
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>>154880712
what happened to this slag anyway didnt she become a failed pornstar or some shit
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>>154880712
any of these with guys whipping their dick out?
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>>154880701
try actually watching a hockey game sometime
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>>154880716
>wayne and garth said "schwinger"
Fuck you. Fuck that reference.
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>>154880712
Grade A Canadian grass fed milk
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>>154880566
Yes :)
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>>154880798
this but unironically
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>>154880799
I wish. All the hockey seems to be in the sunbelt.
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>>154880769
>SOG is a meme stat and doesn't win games
source?
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>>154880821
Just get better dude
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>>154880799
So none, got it
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>>154880779
I know she made some vlog videos after the fact. Nobody watched them because surprise-surprise, the only thing people cared about were her tits.
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>>154880832
The Canes terminal conference final exits
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>>154880779
>didnt she become a failed pornstar
Failed cup winners just like her soilers lmfao
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>>154880821
Honestly if canadian teams just had better front offices and knew what goalies are it would be alot better
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How is shannon taking the loss from last night?
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>>154880858
they probably faced teams with SOGs
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>it was my year...
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>>154880882
Hopefully not well, fuck that hipster lil goblino
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>>154880712
Lewd
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>>154880882
He lives in the Valley (BC). He is used to dealing with failure and disappointment.
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Fuck the knights
Fuck gary
Fuck /hoc/
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>>154880882
>>154880907
>>154880933
not so fast, haters
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>>154880983
I always seethe with jealousy over his jersey closet.
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>>154880973
does that make the Canes the good guys?
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>>154881004
that's pathetic
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>>154880973
the schizos on /x/ do a better job at hexing than these Esty retards
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>>154881004
>i wish i was a gooder goy for gary than shannon is
pathetic
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*sets up a great scoring chance*
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>>154880973
That’s some next level hater energy
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>>154881093
its not next level, its just woman tier retardation
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>>154881004
why? you only need one sweater
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>>154880973
Bet this did numbers on r/hockey
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>>154881093
Whatever they were doing they fucking COOKED cause Vegas raped this series
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>>154881122
but I need to match my shoes
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>>154881131
negative energy cursing has a tendency to backfire
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>>154880677
more egregious is this team paying 18 million to guys 35+
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Is there anything sadder than bitches with flat asses posting booty pics on social media?
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>>154881323
could be worse. they could forget to wipe.
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>>154881346
They enjoy it
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>>154881323
yeah, willow ryder's weight gain.
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>>154881323
I think its sadder when turtles get run over by cars when crossing the road :(
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>>154880812
100% Alberta oil in those puppies
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>>154881278
I think the headshot he took from reaves is one of the worst hits I've seen, his head looks like it 180s
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>>154879958
kino
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>>154881450
alright, that's it. we're annexing.
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>>154881278
Nurse in the PWHL would be hilarious. He'd be equal parts Chara and Orr.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVAuZLncSWE
this one was also real bad, I remember on the tv broadcast you could see he teeth fly out of his mouth
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>>154881491
his sister is a better player than he is.
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>>154881491
nhl and pwhl players are the same size
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>>154880329
i remember when his wife relentlessly bullied the karlsson's family after they miscarried kwab
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>>154881473
nurse had the navin r. johnson move on that one.
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>>154880365
victoria's a secret down there
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>>154881551
I believe she was found not guilty in the carter hart/dennis wideman way
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>>154881435
I find roadkill sad :(
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>>154881567
that joke isn't valid anymore, VS has a wide variety of BBW apparel and lingerie. So, I've heard.
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>>154881278
>heated rivalry retards are finding out Hockey, Is In Fact, Not for EveryoneTM

love to see it honestly. brings a tear of joy
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Gary should do a Gary and start the SCF while the 3rd round is still underway.
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I can't decide which outcome tonight will cause the most seethe.
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>>154881601
they needed to appeal to the average american woman to maintain market share
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>>154881611
You’d think Quinn Hughes would have taught them that
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>>154881473
nurse has divine protection against serious injuries
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>>154881622
The average American woman weighs more than Cole Caufield
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>>154881612
oh gary
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>>154881616
Americans already won four times this year. canada can have tonight...to tie the series.
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>>154881612
The interns have already created a PowerPoint on that topic
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SHANT be using an early thread
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A frenchie made an early thread. Very sneaky from a Quebecois.
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>>154881626
oh no lmao is quit hughes a chud?
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missing /ourboy/
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>>154881567
She’s got a dirty little secret
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NEW!!!
>>154881602
>>154881602
>>154881602
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>>154881754
Early threads shall curse your habs.



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