>>154856188
First for Finland
True First but for Song Yadong
Suck MaDong
2000s Goth April was a peach
call janny when you see finland
Movsar Evloev, the last great huwhite hope
>>154875792this one?
>>154875817Affirmative
>inb4 the wonks complainferguson made ninja turtles canon
>>154875519>its at ww so he'll be slowerHe's super lean so he'll be the same speed he would be if he cut to lightweight. He would blow up to this same weight on fight night. Max will look bigger and could hold down Conor easily like he did Yair Rodriguez, but I believe they're hoping the Oliveira fight will subconsciously dissuade Max from wanting to grapple. >Max doesnt get anythingHe gets to build his name with a memorable fight instead of having to get btfo by someone like arman. They'll probably match up Ruffy and Max if they both win and he'll get to have another match where it won't be a grappler.>moneyHe'll get to share undisclosed/ppv point equivalent with Conor since there's no title to take the lion's share. And after this is back to feature 3 round fights for Max, so he gets away with one more main event. Great for him especially if he turns out to be washed after this. If he gets slept by Ruffy next it will be really good for him in hindsight.
Michael angelo? JourneymanDonnatello? ChampionRafael? BumLeonardo? P4P goat
>>154875732>Heterosexuality: 0
And it all comes down to youWell, you know that it does andLightning strikes maybe once, maybe twiceOh and it lights up the nightAnd you see your gypsyYou see your gypsy
>>154875935>my fist: your chin
>>154875984my post gyppo ptsd will take years to subside
This image made my pathetically small disgusting pigclitty squirt losergoo
It has been 7 years,10 months and 6 days since Movsar Evloev finished a fight.
Gooby got caught watching gay porn and just shrugged it off. Levels.
>>154875915>He's super lean so he'll be the same speed he would be if he cut to lightweight. He would blow up to this same weight on fight night.He'll enter the cage possibly similarly to the time he fought the diamond the 2nd time, 3-4 months is not enough to build lean muscle for a WW tier fight, possibly just water weight, Goobs on the other hand never touched below 185 in 6 years possibly on solid HGH>but I believe they're hoping the Oliveira fight will subconsciously dissuade Max from wanting to grapple.Honestly if this is true, i believe Gooby could have an edge on him, we know that he has good offensive grappling , if he does use it, hje could easily secure 2 rounds just with it, that being said this fight is hard to call, too much BS on the background and hypothetical scenarios carried by fighter egos
Wheres the Punching power lmaooooooo
Conor wins against holloway and then beats kumaru usman
what will gooby do If he wins against Holloway
>>154876580>imagining a world where gooby wins in emphatic fashion and gets a title shot vs islami dont even want to think about it too long because ill just disappoint myself
ti'ul sho for da goob dats 'sup
*pulls pants* forget about kumaru usman. Conor is going to make it 2-2 with peahead
>be an rich ugly nerd who likes combat sports>promotion becomes the most successful global brand in MMA>suddenly think your the king of alphaswhy is he like this?
>>154876649What'd you say you fuckin' goof?
>>154876309>he could easily secure two rounds with his grappling A bit unfortunate for Conor that he won't get 3 round fights anytime soon
>>154875895>tfw you see a vagina
>>154876295you grilling beef heart b?
>WAIT PAULO, I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK AND EAT YOUR SHIT!
>>154875935Jon Jones is a black man however.There's not such thing as a gay black man. The designation of gay would imply that there can exist a straight black man. Thus, there are no gay black men.
>>154876649You don't know shit
>>154876649Crying is for pussies and ''mental health'' is a scam
>>154876920the soys ending really broke /tv/ huh
>>154877029people will tell you it isn't a scam and then go to a therapist for life
>>154877029>there's a timeline out there in which Daner fails as a promotor and becomes some Andrew Tate level influencer
>>154876649what you mean?
>>154876920
>>154877239he looks more slimy car dealer than a nerd tbqhfamalam
Dana's backstory is well documented you cazzie poofters
for me it's the Dana boxercise saga
Dana re-invented the wheel
danas story is a work you fuckin marksget a clue
back to asp mandrama faggot
>>154875732Makes sense. His punch stats aren't too good.
>>154875732Jondaddy got em' squirmin' and squirtin' their pigclitties.
Dana would never fly to Turkey to get his hair back, this is masculinity
>>154877342>source: Dana told me
>>154876649How about this? Shut the fuck up. And watch the fights.
turn on the tv a plane just hit justin gatche
>>154877618Nice to see gooby and maxs boys step in and not let it escalate. All can be said and done in the 'gon. No point scrapping if you're not makings bags for it
AI users are subhuman.
>>154877686Dana White will tear down your house and build a data center for AI generated fights
>>154877686the better ai gets the less funny it is
>>154877711
>>154876295
>>154876649ur opinion=wgaf
daner hasn't called someone a goof in a while. need him to bring that back
>>154877748Just send him a picture of yourself
that was a nasty line
they doon't call you the bad leaf for nothin' eh
Thug Nasty
They are here all day, every day. They ruined this place and they live in the filth they have made here, much the same for their lives offline. Finland and Britain...god bless you miserable fucks
bros crying over 4chan
Brazzas I hope they dont give us Morales. He's simply too big. Plus zestmaxing has proven to be the most dominant base for MMA. Just look at Jondaddy. Maybe Ilia is the better choice after all? Win or lose, it's not so bad to retire after that.
>>154875732Jones is the biggest stain upon MMA, even worse than silva. Both of them just raw monkeys who never beat anyone because of skill, only because of speed and size advantage.
So Close to Bo Nickal fight week
saying anderson silva never outskilled anyone is crazy
>>154877965retard alert
>>154877971talmbout?
Jon Jones's talent doesn't come from Paul Craig
>Dear Herb, I heemed but you still ain't stoppinSOON
>>154877999Topuria's does though
>>154878006I'm afraid he removed him, i fear
heemagine getting retired by this dooheemagine being shavkwab kwabmokwab
>>154878024nah he put a helmet on him
>>154877965Silva was definitely more skilled. Jones started struggling as soon as he started fighting guys his own size like Gustafsson and Reyes. Then he waited for Ngannou to leave before moving to heavyweight.
>>154877965He didn't outsize prime Reyes before breaking his will or Prime Santos before crippling him. He never had power in his punches, it was usually crafty decisions with skill and mastery of mixed martial arts... and when he did finish it was with submissions or volume tkos when his opponents could heem. As much as you would hate to admit it, jones is just that good.
>>154878038Ian fights for what's right.
Be Better
>>154878006>>154878039The fundamental difference here is Conor presents a masculine aura and Ilia presents a feminine aura. Look at their marriages, their fidelity, even the tattoos. Ilia copies Conor but then puts himself in the image much like women do when posting online. Fact of the matter is that if Conor and Ilia fought, Conor would make Ilia his bitch.
craigpilled
>>154878080For me it's the craig lateral kick from guard
>>154878096the mid heem complain to the ref is so funny
Bo captures the attitude of fighters from a bygone era. He carves out a path different from bitch made company-men. Star power, ruthless aggression and a complete disdain for the fan base.
fuck finny gon do
>>154878104Against THE Rodolfo Vieira?
Rockhold bullied Bo and gave him a wedgie in that RAF press conference
>>154878096For me it's when he acts like he suddenly spasmed awake and acted shock
>>154878195Luke Rockhold and everyone who trains in that gay garage are literally in a cult.
Apparently they found the corpse of Dricus Du Piggu when digging out the foundations for UFC Freedom 250
>>154878104Kek
>>154878096the fact that shit like this never gets corrected or overturned is the actual worst thing about mma, not weight cutting or fighter pay or any of that other gay shitheeminder cedric doumbe still has an offical tko loss from getting a splinter in his toe
>>154878275IT'S OVAH
>>154878288unironically goddard did nothing wrong, the injustice comes from it not being overturned
>>154878275>heeminder cedric doumbe still has an offical tko loss from getting a splinter in his toethat was from disrespecting big dan thoughbeit
>>154878320big dan wasn't reffing that fight you goofter
>>154878350I watched it live lil goop, I know what I saw
success is alien vision
The pleasureman was a Nordic alien
This guy moves like Gane!
Ilia probably ran around in lederhosen clicking his heels until he was 7
>No! Not in front of me woife and keeds! I'll do anything! You can have me Lambo yacht, or me Rolex collection! You can even fook me fat slag of a woife, just please don't heem m- *ACK*SOON
>>154878615>ill eat your shit or suck you cock
conor haters are the boys goys it is KNOWN
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/sask-bear-attack-mma-fighter-hrishikesh-koloth-india-9.7209862kek
why are there no indian flags on heem
>>154878738Canadabros…….
>>154878430Hes so slow gane is going to run circles on him
>>154877990That’s ok we all already saw you come in.
Hating Connor is broke bitch mentality
>>154878050He was literally a 6’4 heavyweight with an 80 inch reach fighting middleweights by today’s standards.I could have beaten the guys he beat if I had the same physical advantages over them that he did. He is not good, at all.
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>154878070What the fuck is this faggot talking about?
>>154878854he has spent so long in crapzil that this was the inevitable result
>>154878430This is like when they had Buday mimicking Gane for Tom's camp.
>>154878766Theres one guy that comes here during some cards
>>154878929he is the guy who told us fairy's legal namebeit
naturally
that bitch must have turned 30 because no one posts here anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AfNHjSxqhwits up
a short and inglorious run echoing a certain bo nickal of ufc fame
>>154878988keksikus maksimus they left the melty in i just skipped to that will watch the bullying now nice find
bruce buffer is an insufferable drunk fruit
>hometown smiff>special intro>last fight>usa chants >no glove touchgod this is even funnier than i remembered
>HOLY GUACAMOLE GODnor!!!! Y-you aren't just back to get ANOTHER WIN AGAINST ME and RUIN my CAREER FOREVER, b-b-but you're here to impregnate MY WIFE?!?! And after you TOSS my boy in the WOODCHIPPER and DROP BOMBS on Alessa's ISLAND WHORE pussy like PEARL HARBOR you're just gonna TOSS HER INTO the Longo's LONG Island LION'S DEN to be RAPED by GODrab, GODjo, LONGo and Chris WEIDMAN?!?!?! A-AT THE SAME TIME?!?!?! Guess we GON FINE OUT SADDAYY NITE!!!>what else can I say but YABBA DABBA DOO IM THE BEST KEK IN UFC BABY!!
smiff eating shots like he's fighting for baht what a legend
>>154879017true
>>154878430>>154878902Sadly
tybherzog>ceremonial send offkek
>>154879017no hes not idiot
Smif didn't even look like he trains.
>>154879060>andy grabbing the cage peering in like some kind of vampirehe really makes it easy
>>154875813Didn’t specify what year Evloev champ summer 2028
>>154879263finna be for the bmf belt
>>154877965Jones is probably the most all-around skilled MMA fighter ever lol. His boxing sucks, everything else is elite
Jon Jones and Daniel Cormier does YLYL
>>154878988Family status?
>>154879330
>>154879183One some magical nights it seemed like he didn't even try. Guess that's what talent looks like.
>>154879365Jesús Cristo.
>>154878766they all moved to Canada
OHHH! Get McGregor on the blower stat
Post yfw Justin knocks out Ilia on the White House lawn.
>>154879483
>>154879361>AHHHH ME FOOKIN' LEG!>DIS AINT OVA DOOSTIN! DIS AINT NEVA GONNA BE OVA!
>>154879468wasn't he hiding from her per sources (his family and friends)
Conor was like "Does Max throw leg kicks?"
wonk nose freak
why you guys are so gay
We cannot follow them.
>>154879524
>>154879365Now this is what the UFC should do from now on to build up fights. Press conferences? Screw that let's have the fighters watch funny videos while trying not to laugh. Somebody should get on that. Hey dana do something, what does he even do? Does he do anything anymore?
>>154879532God bless this patriot and his handsome partner! God bless America! USA! USA! USA!
Imagine Gane and Pereira doing a YLYL. Pereira giving a slight chuckle and barely smiling here there while Gane laughs out loud and heartily like a frenchman.
>>154879528the enlightening truth
>>154879039Based and woodchipper pilled
>>154879528where did it find those boots?!
>>154879528Yo what the fuck?? Dude that's not fucking possible. A cat can't wear boots.
>>154879543
>Morris Day and The Time playing at Freedom 250
Talking to a few guys in Holloway's camp, apparently he's terrified of the Conor rematch. Also, during a sparring bout he got knocked out by Anshul Jubli.
>>154879469>Meanwhile Dickus cuts more weight than kwabzat every fight without crying like a bitchUnexpected dub for Dric meister.
weird that khamzat isnt on the whitehouse card..o wait that isnt weird at all considering he's a terrorist! lol
>>154879683Yeah I heard that Anshul Jubli story too apparently Max was out for a good 3 minutes. His wife dragged off Jubli and was giving him hell in the back for the rest of the day
horny dressmaker aka randy couture
islam makachev aka christian pilgrimsson
beautiful light of jesus christ aka khabib nurmagomedov
Much respek, Bob. There is still levels...
>>154879699>driccus cheats moream i supposed to respect that?
>ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfioIeatfDg>ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfioIeatfDg>ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfioIeatfDg
>>154879866NO! Massive weight cuts are a DISADVANTAGE. That's what we're going with for our daddies going forward. Did you not read the sticky in the brazzacord? Delete this and I'll do the same.
Nigger
>>154879712I mean, it also takes him like 10 months to recover because he's an inbred wonk
>>154879857why do zoomers follow this Adin Ross guy? He seems very insufferable but not in a retard kind of way like Jake Paul but in a Jewish dork kind of way.
>>154879468ngl this woman is unironically 9/10
Derdaddy finna heem these knuck sissies.
>>154880032doo finna blow his shoulder out
>>154879985I've never met an Adin Ross viewer in real lifeHe's largely astro turfed and maintains relevance through view bots and latching on to more famous people If Obama was in office he's probably be one of those white folx for Obama guys, simply because it would attach him to a movement and he needs that to keep shit going
>obama2010 called it wants it's references back
>>154879985It's more the memes that happen on his streams or the guests he brings on. But he's more the butt of the joke where his fans make fun of him and would like to see him get heemed as opposed to a youtuber like jake paul where his fanbase likes him, thinks he's funny and want to see him heem. No I don't watch either of them.
>>154879972We don’t sing our posts here.
>Pereddit training footage>he gets absolutely bullied by bigger guys with a longer reach who can't even hold a candle to Gane>the only time he is winning is when he is fighting a gigacan who is slower than a snailIt's going to be bad... REALLY bad... Gane is going to beat this guy badly... yes, a very, very bad beatdown by GODne...I fear for Poatroon.
Why are they not announcing Dricus vs Usman
The amount of times some random fucker I've never heard of suddenly becomes the biggest guy in the world is staggeringAnd people just never question these meteoric over the night blow ups, like they aren't obvious psyops.
>>154880143>singtalmbout la da dee la da da, b?
>>154879468Katie Price FOREVER
>>154880168
>>154880152crybaby bitch stfu
>>154880189Dana isn't gonna fuck you bro
>>154880168The very same, b.
La la laaaa nigger laaa laaa laaaaaa
My name's Tom>Yeah yeahI'm the bomb>Yeah yeahLove my Mom>Yeah yeahGalactic throat>Yeah ye-hol up what this white boy say?
Nu Meng's got that fit
>>154880193youre the one slobbin on his nuts for a little reddit announcement kek no one gives a fuck about those bums unc
>>154880341What was the plan
Prove you're an oldfag.I'll go first:I remember when Chael convinced the world he needed TRT for his hypogonadism or else he would die.I remember Jeremy Stephens getting picked up on a felony warrant and Dana going to down to the jail to try and bail him out the day of the ppvI remember when Hendo heemed Fedor.
>Dana's not gonna fuck you bro>
>>154880341>>154880351obviously trying to go for a DDT off the top turnbuckle
>>154880380Uhh I remember when GODnor heemed Alvarez?
meng is gordo
>>154880380I remember Denis Hallmans shortsI remember Cabbage dancing at TankI remember Randy spanking Tito
>>154880380I my first exposure to UFC and MMA in general was Rashad Evans v Rampage Jackson, I think I was about 12 or 13
I heard Steven Seagal could beat off two men at once.
>>154880380>Aaaaand Corn nuts.. The official nut sack of the PooFC. Corn nuts, CORN to the CORE
>>154880635that was your monitor (turned/off)
I hope that transformer Michael morales gets KTFO in his next fightFucking freak
>>154880635
>>154880891>filename
>>154880380For me? It was Cerrone heeming Guillard after surviving the onslaught.
>>154880380my knees hurt after a long day out
>>154880380looks like something a newfag would post
>>154880145the same thing happened right before he cracked hills chin, stop being a mark
>>154879857lol wtf is this crap
>>154881272dana and hunter commentated it show some more respect
My hypergonadism ensuers I would render all of you into an fine mist if I was disrespected in person. Respectfully.
>>154881302
>>154880380Schaub failed as a comedian
Women do be shoppin tho b
>>154881393Hmmm...yeap no sorry bud just checked micht the boys and that opinoin makes you an cocksucking slob. Respectfully.
>>154881445>I've never been thicker since I got with a Mexican, man. Thick with three fucking c's. Dude, everything they eat, bean, cheese, bean, cheese, bean, cheese, bean, cheese. I'm like, "What the hell man, we're just gonna carbload year round? We never tailor off the carbs? That's the gameplan? We're just all gonna be built like armadillos?
i remember ufc 100 and my dad seething that brock won because he was a fake wrestler
Post the road to UFC stream link
Jones Jones is a American treasure how TF is he not on the white house card
>>154881454I teared up readnig this, still so good!
He trained MMA for 12 years with had high hopes of joining the UFC. He was on the verge of making it to the contender series... Sad day..
>>154881697kek
>>154881714Whats funny about that? The guy was murdered by an bear...
>>154881738he was a canadian jeet and got eaten by a bearthat's whats funnythe only bad thing is I wont ever get to see him get KO'd by some random UFC journeyman bum live
>>154881697Don't relish your victory timmy. India ha some of the most powerful genetics in the world and the highest population. We are coming.
>>154881883>Don't relish in your victoryWhat victory?? I think you mis(you)d me on accident bud.
A guy was killed by a bear and you're laughing?
You have no idea of indian power.
>>154881697hahaha Pakistan always win
>>154881993heembros..
how do you even get killed by a bear just heem it first
>DQ 12 delayedNext thing they'll delay UFC 6
>>154882099bear didn't make weight, it wasn't a fair fight for Heemjeet Subhumanran
>>154881426what are they like b can't live with 'em can't live without 'em m i rite fellas?
>>154881393But he succeeded as a human being with remarkable qualities, which is something that we should all strive for. Also, webmrel is what I would do to you if I caught you hating.
>>154882138most bears are tafaesque with the weight you must simply and swiftly shoot the fat son of a bitch
>>154882199jamboys can't throw, they just spontaneously start a coordinated Bollywood musical number
>>154881508Brock was literally a D1 collegiate wrestler and built like a brick house. I don’t why people were so pissed he was getting a shot at the UFC at the time
>>154882189Nogeira never made anyone laugh
>>154881697Why did he do it?
Spitroasting Dean the great with tiki ghosen
>>154882327kek always the best jokes right under the nose
the motive was probably to win back lost fans after the griffin interview and the raja affair good on bear the fish got heart
>>154882327Who is this cheeky little helwani?
>>154875732N I G G E R IGGER LOST TO SMIFF
UFC Belgrade should have been Serbs vs Croats, Rakic vs the croat Salsaboy heemed, Medic vs Soldic
>>154882563italian they claim
>>154882593A schaubian twist in the tale
said i'm blind to you haterscan't touch me rumor creatorsme say where is the love latelyhey ask you how the world ah run so
>>154882327It’s actually impressive how unlikable everyone on the jaxxon podcast is
>>154882327
>>154882577
>>154881697Based bear looking for an easy win after a tough winter
>>154882678>winterit's been going badly for ages and i loved the pawld too the 300 recap was dimes
>>154882623mentally eviscerates jon jones
>>154882563The owner of the next supergym?>>154882641Khalil should probably stick to fighting, Luke is Luke, TJ is surprisingly good as an analyst and you shouldn't expect much from the guy that finances the thing
it was peak when tj was talking shop with rampage and luke and everyone teased each other but especially teased bear the khalil era has been dire
>>154880380>I remember when Chael convinced the world he needed TRT for his hypogonadism or else he would die.He unironically had Dana White go on Fox sports and sell this story, then he failed another test for even more PEDs and I think he left for Bellator shortly after that
>>154882777Truthfully I only listened to their Strickland and Khamzat episode, all they did was bitch about the result and gave no credit to Sean.
>>154882806Khalil's good at crying
Team Oyama MMA & Fitness could do with a couple of pawg milfs, keeping rampage at arms length obviously
jillian michaels is extremely unattractive face like steve martin
>>154882848gurutroons get the rope btw
how is khalil such a faggot bitch raped kwaboty at that size it must be the PDEs he takes making him act like a woman
>>154881697THE Hrishikesh Koloth?!
>>154882848It may have played a factor that Khamzat did his US camp at their facilities
>>154882883Guru gen newfag
>>154880602If you didn't watch the HW season of TUF than you'll never understand what a huge disappointment that '''''''fight'''''''' was.
18 days until Gane fights.
>>154882848Watch the Tito episode where Tito defends himself against the accusations of him ducking fight nights 2 days before and demanding millions
>>154882854I feel the same way about Steve Martin also guys never been In a good flick.
>>154882910save your breath you are talking to someone who actually watches mmaguru for his opinions and thawlts, a golem essentially
>>154882938a hunned puhcent b the three amigos would have been a classic if he wasn't cast in it
>not coming to /heem/ until you pay me 10kTito was a real one for this
18 days until Gane breastfeeds Alex
>>154882973usyk or mf doom do it and redditors cream their jocks the JOAT of the sport or king tito do it and they get madjealousy in all honesty
i'm afraid godru got this nigga revved, i fear
Can you take me higher?To a place where blind men seeCan you take me higher?To a place with golden streets
>>154883031Many such cases
That gay pornstar neck tattoo really cursed ole tommy no eyes
>me eye>me fans>me wife>me dadsadly
The galactic throat thank you very much
What if it rains in the freedom event?
andy must have been involved in the tattoo process
>>154883298
Jerking to Poatan's BBL
>>154883298Gane will use the rain as a weapon
>>154883298Gathje dripping wet screaming at the heveans while it hails as he stands over Ilias corpseAmreica
>>154883442Excellent post.
>>154883467you have mapped the vein pattern
heeminder, Izzy absolutely did not want to rematch Sean after just losing the title.this is someone’s “GOAT”. Sad
'Caco want a nana?
>>154883590Strickland beat that boy like a drum
White house card is kind of lame and redit ngl I want to see a card by the pyramids in Egypt or the Mayan catacombs not some glorified mcmansion
>>154883442
I pearsinally would like an MMA event in the MoMa
>UFC Fight Night: Schalke Yeah... I just came
I mean a GFL Team LA jersey with Ladd 69 on the back would go pretty hard...
>>154884290How is the GFL doing these days?
Boxing is tic tac toe, MMA is chest.
I gave head to Bai Ling in 2018
>>154884326They started a wellness council which includes Hector Lombard.They want to start a test season with 4 teams come summer.They are looking for investors GoFundMe style. The takeover is about to start.
>>154876800Lamb liver you fewl of a ting
>>154884533okay fuck you
chess is for dorks who think being good at a board games makes them smart. Bad news lil bro, you aint
>>154883710>I want to watch UFC at [monuments built by White men] not watch UFC at [monument built by White men]
>>154876103I watched this like 20 times and it still cracks me up.
Gringo papi as the White house
nah b thats you
thimkin bout using my hard earned dough to purchase UFC 6
Don't do it b, you gotta buy a console too
>>154882842kek truly based
Exbosition
Justin by fake tunnel painting
You guys think they did Tony like that just to spite heem personally? Just how fucking influential are we
doos be like 'I'm on TRT' and look like jay cutler
I cant let you get close!
Road to UFC: Macau Day 1 tomorrow feat. "The Killer Of Kody Steele" Rongzhu in the main event.
>>154885141they're putting youtubers in there with a roided, late stage cte el cucuy there will be a death in the ring
>>154885187KODYFUCKING...who...?
>>154885141were so back, champ shit only
Tony vs supahotfire Book it
>>154884577why does hwmeng looks like huwhite rampage
>>154884668mein bappa, get a used xbox 360 and get ufc undisputed 3, much better game
>>154885421they're both criminals
>>154885592And get red rings of death on that piece of shit after 3 months? Get a jail broke ps3
>>154886039red ring issue stopped after mengcroslop released the slim model, dawg.
>>154886070It's big dawlg to you, lil bro.
OH THATS TIGHT
Chess is for gay dudes
>>154885141He would’ve done the same to Khabitch.
If you play chess you probably have some gay anime statue of a girl on your desk
>>154886451if that was true you'd be world champion
>>154886424>>154886620Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
You'll have to ask to play me.
>>154886550would be a shame of somebody jorked on it
White house stage looks kind of tacky
>>154887221what a hot take
>>154887552
>>154887221>tacky
>>154887221>oof very le tacky
Trump has such a poor economy of wooords
Low cortisol heem
>>154888298Too far b
“Some wounds never heal” – Dana White.
>>154888298
i'm so gay man i'm so fucking gay
>>154888423Hoenstly? Respect
>>154888423fag
>>154888423– Dana White
>>154888423
finna gonna drink 9 beers and then heem my meng
This is UFC everytime someone posted the daily "We cannot follow them" post
>>154887552who the fook is that guy
>>154888690There is something almost intoxicating about drinking 9 beers.
I'm so masculine that I have to take exogenous testosterone lol
I'm Finnish
Finland
>>154888890Thats not Gathje...!
BJ Penn
pinaful morning khmazat
>>154888905Should be a great bout.
>>154888985dropped an absolutely massive borz in the till at work todaynearly clogged the till i believe
>>154888991talmbout what bappa?
>sal d'amato's first judging gigs were for a scott coker kickboxing promotionit's all starting to make sense
i want to schaub myself awake in a helwanette's bed under an alias and fake numbernon negotiable
It’s actually embarrassing people still pretend that McGregor needs to “earn” a title shot. Mcgregor is the UFC, he single handily brought it to the main stream and it has been dying a slow death since he left l. Who are the UFC Stars? Some Spanish mong who can’t speak English saying Chama? Rainbow haired faggot? A British retard with the charisma of a wet towel? McGregor can fight who he wants when he wants
>A British retard with the charisma of a wet towelyou will have to narrow it down there pal
shut up bitch
>>154888956FUCK yeah
Who said Britard? That was pretty funny. Even though I generally like the UK.
Nighty night WEEMRS and marks
>>154889268bet you do top boy
Naked morning yoga on the roof. Samurai style
I bet Trump doesn't even know Gaethje's name.>He fights, he fights so hard. Everybody’s watching this guy, they’re saying wow, what energy. Tough guy, really tough.
>>154889428>we love our khabib don't we folks what a guy many people are saying this many important people people like putin pu-tin ever heard of him oh they love him over there big name tough guy hell of a warrior you probably know the guy don't you conor?*gooby's teeth audibly grind*>y-y-yes m-m-mister p-p-president
>>154882591>Medic vs SoldicThe idea of this gets me rock hard. I wish the UFC had managed to pick up Soldic, he was always my favourite big name Welterweight outside the UFC, rated him way more than any of the Bellator guys like MVP and Amosov
Road to UFC in 2 bongs
>>154889462Will we be Shi'ing our Ming's?
>>154889511that's tomorrow b
>>154889517
sheem mingebeit
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
did something shameful yesterday and copied a wonkdaddy post or two out the 'chives to modify and post in /box/ at first i thawlt it was funny but it has dawned on me that i wrote the words AnusJuice and AGaped and i feel dirty now
willy WONKa
zoid still trolling /box/ without realizing all true boxchads have moved to /cbt/ and he's been talking to ai all this time
my name's ciryl gane and what the heckmade tommy aspinall quit like a fucking bitch>>154889574qrd?
>the same thing happened right before he cracked hills chin, stop bei- ACKR-R-R-RETARDRETARD!!!! FUCKING RETARD FAGGOT!!!!!RETARDED FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember that thing i said about AI users being subhuman?
I'm wonked the fuck out
topuria looking real georgian at hw
Where are the picks?
Wonked myself into a shoot
Goodnight PAKIMANIACS and jabronie wonks without a life that don't know it a wonk when you wonk a wonk and wonk yourself into a shoot,marks
>tfw Tom Asspinall will NEVER. EVER. Win an undisputed UFC championship bout
30 bings niggys
الله أكبر
Zoot alors
Road to UFC in 5 bings
Great to have UFC during this time. Thank you Dana!!
we live chiggasgooden and jouban on comms
>>154889829Mmmmmm caked up blk boy
can a brother get a stream
rongzhu finna chin this chicano
Road to UFC: Macau Day 1Rongzhu vs. Victor MartinezBin Xie vs. Yudi CahyadiGeorge Mangos vs. Yuito YanagawaAhejiang Ailinuer vs. Gwan Woo LimRegezhen vs. Dagiisuren ChagnaadorjJin Aoi vs. Young Jae SongYunosuke Minami vs. Kasib MurdochHaitao Ti vs. Ryo TajimaRabindra Dhant vs. Kimbert AlintozonRyuho Miyaguchi vs. Chungreng Koren
>>154889829Look at that booty jiggle man
Let's go India!!
>>154889829Fuckkkkkkkkk
myaguchi isichi
>>154889996https://methstreams.ms/stream/road-to-ufc-macau-day-1
>>154889995>>154890023>>154890038>>154890065Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
this injun can't fight
>crowd pops for pajeet takedowndamn are there a lot on indians in china?
we cannot follow them
The jap literally threw that wtf
REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMED
The next great fighter could be Indian
Very Asian looking indian man. I guess real jeets aren't as good
>>154890170indian is a fake ethnicity anywaylike americanglorious nippon will be back
captain india is here
>>154890191This is one of those far east Assamese Indians, he doesn't count.
wrestlefucked by a chindian who missed weight that you rocked and then gave your back for freeshameful dispray
this song fella looks like the Asian drew dober in his promo piche passes the eye test with flying colors
>>154890204imagine knowing that
>>154890224Imagine not knowing that
can these niggas not have the horn right next to the fucking mic
NOOOOOOO THAT'S TOO HECKING DANGEROUS OMG THAT KILLED HIMSAVE ME DANAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAGHGGHHG IM GOING INSANE
>>154890290Why do Koreans cheat so much?
TAPPPPUUUUUUUUUUU
whichever version of Chinese that is is a fucking disgusting language
Chinamen in the ufc is a recession indicator
>>154889829Michael Morales?
>>154890393m8 they've always been in the poofc
>>154890393Ya Dong is based tho
This judo experience is paying dividends. The Chinese guy's tank is wearing from those clinch exchanges, was less efficient
Ohhhh look at the swelling in the calf
That calf is beat up man
OHHHH look at the redness on that calf
Look at the welt on his leg! He's compromised.
That leg is finished
I always give Benson Henderson credit because I think he was the first guy to start using it
>>154890497RIP cant believe he died in PFL last weekend
Nearly had the arm bar transitions there. A Thai Steel cup would've acted as a fulcrum there to allow greater leverage. It's basically legal cheating
People forget man
A very polite scrap! Honorable men!
Why didnt you tell me the heems were on?
who the FUCK booked this for Thursday and Friday?
>>154889829That's a real meaty pussy
>>154890579i wonder
this feels like a ONE card, how much is Dana paying these lads?
>>154890611paid in exposure, chance of your life kid
Should I roll over and open my laptop for this? Pls be honest
>>154890611a chicken sandwich.
>>154890630filipino chandler vs some lanky jeetoid is on currentlyi smell a heem
>>154890630Yes, good fights and there's an NZ and aus fighter on the card
ooooh heeem nutty
Road to ufc? Wtf is this, its not apex slop?
***BREAKING NEWS RED ALER RED ALERT***Austen Lane has retired***EMERGENCY POST CONCLUDED***
>>154890673ufc silk road
This Jeet has a huge welt on the side of his head
I like this jest ngl
these little Chinese lads are having a real duck sauce
>>154890713*jeetfucking phones man
This Macau crowd looks hyped
No reason to stop that, fuck MMA refs
is it any good?
who's the bint?
shieeeet this jigga got a dot and everything
>>154890722The last couple punches didn't even land lolShould have let the round finish
new>>154890750
ufc is disgraceful
