Gayrat Coal Editionprev: >>154884099
>>154886494MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE
>>154886494real baseball is on in 20 mins
Yankees.
>>154886512real baseball has concluded for the daymechanically separated artificially flavored baseball is on in 20 minutes
Can the Sox keep this momentum for the next couple years, or will Mune potentially leaving lead to their soul disappearing?
When Fried comes back, oooooweeee! The league is cooked!
>>154886510mfw I girlcott an incel freak ^_^
>>154886543hamas will take him out
>standing ovation at Kaufman stadium for the returning Ace
>>154886494Such a stud
are position players actually trying to throw different pitches or is statcast just not sure what to do when they see their 40 mph stuff
>>154886581why not let him CSGO?
A pitcher coming back from injury and not being dog shit is so refreshing
>>154886512les do it, kim
>First for Bugs
dodgers
>>154886624
>>154886609His FB velo was dropping hard that last inning, good to get him out when they did..
>SOX WIN>SOX WIN>SOX WIN
>>154886609Seemed like Cole was gassing a little bit. Dont even hate the pull. Let him work back up slow and steady. He looked so damn good!
>>154886519105 mph opo taco by McMahon low key he has like 70 grade power
>>154886609>>154886645>>154886673He's a BUM and doesn't have the JUICE to win.
David Stearns should live in fear for his life tbqh
lmao is williams really about to fuck this game
ANOTHER YORDONG5th HR in 3 days20th of the season
Will let them swing away today to run up the score unlike TLR who reprimanded Yermin Mercedes for doing so and they were haunted by it ever sinceIt's like the Sox exorcised some demons today
>>154886706cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
>>154886706*affixes a blue square to your post*
Devin Williams is in trouble in Queens lol I feel bad but it's just wild that Stearns gave him that contract after how bad he was last year. Absolutely crazy to me
>>154886726Who is he being traded to at the deadline?
>>154886731do NOT listen to that
>mest
protip: if the yankees or jays let a pitcher walk, there's a reason
Devin Williams alert
>>154886741I know how it feels
>>154886737coventry city
>watching this mets team
ITFDB
The Judge walk off has demoralized the rays
mettie moos?
>>154886769gotta good farm system ova there
>>154886706Just talked to my rabbi, Stearns is getting demoted to goyim if Reds sweep.
OHTANI IMMACULATE INNING COMIN' UP
ok, so the mets might not blow this
>>154886800He already threw a ball.
Struck him out but that was still a ball. He can’t throw strikes.
I really need the resd to do something funny here
kek doyerpacos
>resd
Mets win!Metsiners win!
>>154886800>>154886806DAMN IT HE SHOULDA SWUNG AT THAT 0-1
Somehow an injured cock fighting Edwin Diaz has more value than Williams because even if Edwin never pitches again he would have zero value as opposed to negative value that Williams has
>>154886689We simply need to raise Yankee Stadium one mile above sea level. Hopefully he can keep it up.gg Goylels, good luck the rest of the way and always remember that George Brett was wrong.
give him that one, sho. sheehan hit him
>>154886824You need a marine layer. MLB is considering banning teams from states that require catalytic converters so that the natural smog cuts down on long balls.
And the Rays get thumped.Mark my words, they have been feasting on playing teams on the road that arent hitting in this cool weather- once the summer comes their inability to hit for power will expose them when other teams start hitting harder
Ohtani walked a guy, is he a bust at pitching now too?
>>154886823devin williams is elite
"Twins lose"
DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM, /mlb/!
STOP CHECKING HIM HE HAS TO BAT
>Tucker on the bench tonightKek let’s finally see our offense without him taking up roster space
LEADOFFTANITHE GOAT
>>154886823>my chikon make the good comeback and win, mangg>izz laik duuh bottom 9 and we up 3-2 and i come in and close outUNIRONICALLY, OF COURSE
>>154886823>>154886863*mogs them both*
>>154886855Mexico is where most stolen catalytic converters go so no more Mexico City series if Manfred has his way. Sad shit.
hey HEY suganoQUIT STALLING
>>154886884FUCK I hate watching on a stream it's always so delayed.
startingpitcherleadoffdingertani
>>154886884SOOTHSAYER!!
breh
>>154886901>mexico well they're certainly not using them there, what happens to them?
BIG FLY OHTANI SAN
>>154886884oh shit i was just trolling....IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
he's HIMTHE JAPPY KNEES MAN
get ready to see that home run 200 times tomorrow
LeadOffDingerbySPtani
>>154886927kek
>>154886737He’s not being traded anon. Astros have a lot of players coming back from the IL soon and the AL West is dogshit. They could very easily make it to the playoffs.
>>154886884You fucken nigger I thought my mlb tv was lagging
>>154886737stros are like three or four games back from the division lead, they're not the mets
Looking like the Rox brought the altitude with em
FREDDIE!! :)
>>154886929
>>154886946I was just giving you a hard time, I expect that fucker to keep killing my Mariners for many many years.
FREDDIE :)
I am so stupid, I really don't get why you have your best hitter hit first, and not second, with the second best pitcher hitting first to get on base, and rack the score up in the event the second guy hits a homer. Wouldn't a lineup of Freeman first, Ohtani second, be better in most circumstances? I get that batting first gives you more chances to have an at bat, but it seems batting second might have more impact in the long run.
FWEDDIE :D :D :D
THE FREEST MAN IN AMERICA
>>154886919The copper in them will interfere with the ball if there's too much of it nearby.
Doval hit 101, 102, and 103 on the cutter. Absolutely insane. Just insane
>The Toronto Blue Jays are calling up infield prospect Charles McAdoo, a source tells ESPN. A 13th-round pick in 2023, McAdoo has played first, second and third base this season, when he has hit .250/.356/.436 with eight home runs and 27 RBIs at Triple-A.holy fucking based SEE YA SOSA
>>154886927this anon is LYING!!!! he has a CABLE SUBSCRIPTION!!!!!!
>>154886960gotcha ;)
>>154886979Entertainment purposes!!
Fuck Freddie freeman. Faggot.
which pitches were the homers hit off of?
>>154886983Have we misjudged the flyovers and their lead pipes?
>Oh boy, can't wait to play some base-BLEHHHH
>>154886979most at bats possible
Funky Muncy
>>154886979that's how most teams set up but in this specific case the Dodgers want Ohtani to have as many ABs as possible for marketing purposes
How many of you post from your bedrooms
>>154887035Me! Waiting on you babe ;)
>>154887019>ah I can't wait to post in /mleb/ and OH GOODNESS A METS BUG I'M GONNA PU-
the al beast won all their games
>>154886982>FREESTI don't believe I've ever seen that spelt out and it looks really weird to me
>>154887035define "bedroom"
>sugano deeznutz
>>154887052Mom's basement counts
>>154887035Only my morning frogpost.
>>154887051it's weird, yeah
>>154887035guilty
>>154887050but... the rays and O's... they...
>>154887035i'm posting from my comfy bedroom which I haven't left in the past 12 hours watching the game on my pc and posting from my phone
sugano-senpai arigatou
>>154887035Im posting from inside Area 51I work security in the basement
>>154887065oh then yes
sugano is a combination of sugar+anus btw
Isn't Sugano supoosed to be one of Rockies' better pitchers?
>>154887098source?
Fuck what a catch!
>>154887035I'm posting from a big comfy bed with my wife.
I hope they keep making Tucker look like shit
>>154887035im literally a girl
>watching the game on my pc and posting from my phonethis is psychotic
sugar anus, is there a sugar anus here?
good call
METS BROS WE WON WE WON!
CALL IT COURAGE
>"OH DID YOU"man i hate stephen nelson
>>154887141
>Rockies are in complete desperation
>>154887143mets fans look like this
K.K. Tani
>>154887148you ain't the only one
>>154886865BASED
Ohtani said a no no word
>>154887148He's the best and you suck!
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT ON LIVE TV
>>154887141>”Last name Lester, first name Moe”.What did they mean by this?
>>154887148Nelson and EK has to be the worst duo, I'd take Orel over EK any day
Once everyone is healthy and back up to speed, Cole, Fried, Rodon, Schlittler and Warren with Weathers as a 6th? Are you kidding me? 2 aces, an almost ace, a future ace and a solid no. 3/4 starter for the next 10 years. Pretty good.
>>154887180>>154887175what happened???
>>154887148i hate when that fucker breathes through his teeth. faggot does it constantly.
>>154887191Clearly they need to add Skubal.
>>154887148yeah, that call is cringe af but I've come to like him overall. I can even stomach Karros now. I think back-to-back has taken a lot of the edge off for me.
>>154887204https://x.com/ShotimeLAD/status/2059825927899750854
>>154887204He said Fuck and the mic caught it very clearly kek
>>154887191have you considered the piggyback?
>>154887228>>154887225he should be suspended, there are children watching
>>154887250that's just sho competing at the highest level YOU FUCK
>Teo hurtNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I have never smoked marijuana before but I am open to try is it conducive and adaptable with watching baseball at 12am?
The MLBPA actually solved the lock out with this proposal. Hopefully it moves forward.
>>154887294Marijuana is bad for you
Another Hernandez down
oh great teo's hurt
>>154887294brah.
>>154887305>in LA
>>154887294they go hand in hand
>>154887294Enjoy your naps, zero REM sleeps, and self induced schizophrenia
>>154887305>>154887307What are the Dodgers willing to part with?
>>154887326can add dodgers and local politicians too
>>154887294depends on the kind of brain you have
>>154887231Isn’t that why we have long men?
Holy fuck, going on gambling sites, there is so much to gamble on in baseball. I have to think that legalized gambling is what's causing baseball to get so popular recently. Thank fuck I don't have that bug.
>>154887346If they were good enough they'd be a starter.
>>154887326Imagine the 5 Spaniards that survived the trip to the New World and managed to impregnate so many women.
>>154887349I've had people who have never shown an interest in baseball in their lives ask me if the dodgers are a good pick for their 6 leg parlay that includes chinese badminton and russian table tennis. They're fucking degens
>>154887349crypto and gambling for the win!
>>154887303source?
>>154887373
>>154887349crpyto, gambling, AI ads, society is cooked
Is Kim using some Korean Shaman magic to injure both Hernandez to stay in the lineup?
guessing we'll see Ryan Ward called up again
>>154887398All weed that isn’t grown in Mex is THC maxed given copious amounts of chemicals to bring higher yields. 30% THC is borderline crack
>Astros go 2-1 with the Raggies>M's sweep the A'sIt took a couple of months but finally the AL West is working as intended. >>154887373I fucked them.
>>154887439whatever man, I just buy the $25 ounces from my local weedbucks
Ohtani velocity is down and he can't locate his pitches
lmao I thought this nigga sugano was an exciting new japanese prospect… he’s actually old as fuck
>>154887469>$25 for an ounceis it actual buds or just leaves and stems?
>>154887492he could be in a wheelchair and still mow down this minor league lineup
>>154887443I’d like to thank the Spaniard that give my Latina wife fair skin and auburn hair.
>>154887492why does he keep throwing fastballs outside the zone? is he stupid?
>>154887509Leaves and stems, I also clearly have brain damage. Go mariners.
>>154887507going to the Rockies should have clued you in
Dave Roberts is left handed
Kike Hernandez injured yesterday with left oblique strainTeoscar Hernandez injured today with left hamstring strain
i gotta listen on the radio for a bit now
Tired of these faggots running up my Ohtani's pitch count every start
>>154887443
Does this mean Tucker is back in the lineup?
my illegal dodger stream coming out of zimbabwe is spazzing out...
>>154887540Burn that warlock.
>>154887349The biggest addiction for men ages 18-30 is sports gambling. Its hard to quit too. They even have bets now on speed cameras and bet on how many cars cross that speed camera. Just imagine the plethora of options in a baseball game
>>154887556We don't use that K word anymore chud
>>154887439>not just buying the yummy ediblesishygddt
>>154887509>>154887534Not as stemmy as you'd think and usually not leafy. Go Mariners.
>>154887589>Its hard to quitsource?
I thought I still had time. I thought 36 is still young, but I see how old and haggard Freddie and Sugano look and now I’m not so sure. Tell me, /sp/. Is it too late to figure things out?
>>154887610Smoking straight Reggie my boy
Pour one out for those White Sox fans who killed themselves when things were at their bleakest so they aren't witnessing this resurgence now.RIPIP Rbo, BAJP
>>154887626Ryback is 50 years old
How do I cope knowing that my best years are behind me and that I wasted them?
>>154887629>Smoking straight Reggieoh shiiiiit nigga
>>154887610how often do you have to smoke to maintain a decent high? my neighbors' attended Russel Wilson's first marriage, if that's who's in that image.
>>154886532It depends, Chase M arrived first on the Sox roster. Mune leaving would blow for international players but finding another person to fill the gap wouldn't be too hard. International players are going to want to join the Sox because it's a low pressure/ high ROI team
>pages base running
>>154887638I always tell myself it could have been a lot worse
>>154887649First of the day a couple hours, then 45-60 minutes after for the rest of the day. I just have a small pipe I keep cleaned out with pipe cleaners, paper towel scraps, and toothpicks. Yeah that's Russ.
>>154886532Murakami is getting extended
>>154887632fuck BAJP
Let's hope Ohtani can cruise through seven scoreless and keep up with Sanchez
Stros winggs ragsYordan fucking hates the raggies
>>154887638Me? I watch baseball all day.
>>154887632what about the original woeposter?
>Poodres and Dbags have the same record
>>154887638are they really your best years if you wasted them?
Just tuning into the Dodgers game now that the banana ball game is over. What did I miss?
>>154887638Everybody feels this way eventually more or less. Get over it
the hollywood ohtanis are in control
Ohtani can’t even get qualified. His stats are being artificially held up by him getting pulled early when he starts getting figured out. But it doesn’t matter as long as we get some quality innings from him in the ploffs.
Witt was retarded to not demand a trade the moment he got drafted by the Royals. Don't feel bad for this cocksucker.
>>154887695You should see what he has planned.
>>154887696another hernandez went down
>>154887682so true kek
>>154887666Cohen is going to spend big to try and get him, mark my words. A japanese star brings in japanese money and tourists, and he's shown he can bring a team up, which is what the Mets need. The idea of Soto and Mune probably gives Cohen a massive hard on.
>>154887695they were my best years because I was at my peak physically and mentally, it’s all downhill from here
>>154887665that all sounds very familiar to me. I used to get rag weed from a guy at work who used to grow it. good(ish) times.
THROW THAT BEANING ZIPPERHEAD OUT OF THE GAME!!!!
uh oh stinky
>>154887589I have a running bet that the white sox win the division. 30:1080. I just put 50 every season before Chicago teams play and divide it depending on my love of the team30:1080 CWS win ACL15:390 CFFC win EC 15:345 STL win NCLif I cash out today1. $982. $263. $13
>>154887632Huh what happened to rbo?
lmfao
>0.1
Ohtani sucks!
>>154887700yeah, this is ideal as long as he doesn't wear down/get hurt. fuck the CY Young award.
>Ohtani can't find the zonekek!
>>154887743that’s all the way outside the zoneball!ohtani bitch ass shouldn’t be challenging that shit
>>154887728life isn't a video game, retard. days are what you make of them. one of the happiest people i've ever known was a wheelchair-bound coworker
ERAbros?!
watch your own game poodrepacos
>>154887738I might do this actually
>>154887755Smith challenged it. Also the high speed cameras they're using aren't 100% accurate and 0.1" is absolutely within the margin of error. I wish the system had a little bit more transparency.
Why is Ohtani beaning Rockies? Isn't that dishonorable?
>>154887728but you weren't at your peak spiritually personally romantically socially financially etc
>>154887773Didn’t he get hit two times this series?
>>154887757it's over
ERtani
Holy, freeland is it
NOOOOOOOOO MY OHTANI ERA!!!
>>154887743
Last night Dodgers were statpadding and let Miggy Rojas pitch now Ohtani's ERA is not going well
Mariners leading the decision, bitches!
bo bichette would look good in a mariners uniform
>>154887717He's gonna get that Sato guy
>Ohtani thought he was getting the Cy Youngnot if the rocks have anything to say about it
rip the .69 era :(
>>154887811fag
Ohtani looks fucking pissed
no hits, one run
>>154887807>decision
>>154887770What’s the widths of a ball, smartass? Because that’s how far outside the zone it was.
I DONT CARE ABOUT THE WIN! I CARE ABOUT OHTANIS ERA! MANFRED CALL IT BACK!
>pitching only 3 innings every 7 daysgrim
As soon as his bat gets going he starts losing his mojo on the mound :(
>>154887770I just wish they used a 3d zone, since that's baseball rules, instead of a 2d plane located at the back of the plate
>>154887829he's a fucking animal. we're lucky to have him.
>meme pitcher mad he actually has to pitch
>rocks got more runs on Ohtani this season than my Chadres havegood job I guess, my dingers
>>154887830almost like it's actually impossible to be good at both while playing for a contender team
the umps have actually gotten better since they implemented abs
Thugtani has two more innings in him.
>>154887846
>>154887835cringe
>>154887829What’s his deal why does anyone care about him still?
shut up, it’s one runyou fags are annoying as fuck
>>154887847>implying he was good at both on the angelsyou've been deceived
>>154887847I think we just have to try to appreciate it as much as possible while it lasts because it will probably be over before we know it.
>>154887852Well they kinda had to, it just tells us they were purposely missing calls before
>>154887866turn on vpn, sweeden
kim SLAP
>>154887816Your mascot is a Triceratops? Or is that just some furfag who snuck onto the field?
>>154887868I figured but I didn't watch him much when he was playing for them
ohtani will win mvp and cy young this year
if the dodgers lose I'm going to rag on the poodres the rest of the night to deflect
At least move mookie to the 9th spot.
>>154887852>>154887872umps are focusing on checked swings and basepath calls this year, granting you only the illusion of control
Good Call
>>154887889Typical padre coping mechanism
>>154887817He’s such an aggressively mediocre pitcher why is he not still hitting?
>cuck smith
>will flyover
>callit was over before it began
Where's Joe Davis?
>>154887915In my bussy
>>154887909shit he actually did something productive
>>154887915He has a national broadcast to get ready for.
What the fuck happened to the twins today lmfao
>>154887915jerking off in the corner
>Dino EbelHow many runs is this shit base running coach going to cost us?
>>154887924around these parts we call them the Tloses
the chihuahuas beat Albuquerque btw
>>154887838Why is he like this?
Pedro Martinez said the Yankees have all the right players to win the World Series. How will /mlb/ implode on 28 night?
Partial list of qualified hitters with sub-700 OPS:Cal RaleighManny MachadoFernando Tatis JrJackson MerrillAustin RileyMarcus SemienBo BichetteVinnie PasquantinoMatt ChapmanTrea TurnerCorey SeagerEvan CarterPCARonald Acuna JrRafael DeversWill SmithMaikel Garcia
>poodre fans cuckwatchingKek
Ohtani is killing his team
should've pulled ohtani
>4 walktaniGet this scrub outta here!
>>154887942He really is, can we someone warming up ffs
93 mphHe's hurtIt's over
>>154887937>SemienHeh
stFd
>>154887937What about ryback?
Dave Roberts would have Ohtani walk in the tying run if it meant he could potentially go 5 no hit innings
Ohtani just needs more practice at pitching
>>154887931there's no way that's a real team
>>154887937Not one Yankee
>>154887964source?
>>154887948at least he made it to May this year
>>154887971Jazz status?
>>154887964>>154887967We have World Series aspirations unlike your shit team. This is all just practice for the games that really matter. It’s the effin rockies.
>>154887937What makes a hitter qualified?
>>154887884this is a good refresher I watched a couple weeks ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0yJ4vOgXYA
>>154887971Of course not, you wouldn't expect at 1st place team like the Yankees to have anyone like that.
>90 pitches through 5Ohtani is not a very good pitcher
no hitter alert
>>154887992He just needs more practice. He’s still learning. He could be great one day
>>154887981Future Met
>>15488799486*He could probably pitch 1 more
>>1548879873.1 plate appearances per game
>>154887987average number of games played by teams times 3 at bats.eg 40 games played, a batter has to have at least 120 at bats to be qualified
>>154887930But they won yesterday?
5 IP, 1 ER, 1HR (as a batter). That’s my boy!> nuuuuu itself not fairrre, its like having two players or something!Life’s not fair. Suck it, bitch!
>>154888005He could fit two more half innings if he goes back to back immaculate innings
>>154888009you deaf? i SAID "Tloses"!
>>154888016>imagine thinking an immaculate inning is better than a 3 pitch inning
>>154888010What's actually unfair is not that he's 2 players, it's that he's supposed to be on the Angels or any team other than the doyers.
Maybe Ohtani should be a closer
>>154888010>>154887874
Even, Cubs go on another 10 game losing streak. Odd they go on a 10 game winning streak.
calling for a challenge when you dont have one should be a tech, ala chris webber
>>154888034Noice!
Why do the Yanks think they're good, just because they can only beat under .500 teams?
>>154888035is this about Jazz?
groundoutani
>>154888034
Groundouttani that should've been a Ktani if the rocks didn't waste their challenges
>>154887981Wow surely the other second basemen in the AL are doing much better!!!-!-
Could you pls tell me why baseball is better than cricket. I dunno why but cricket gives me the ick
Ohtani looks so fucking mad
>pages outKWAB>>154888047Indian plays cricket and I don't know anything else about it.
>>154888049Why is he so upset?
>>154888041No, it happened in the LAD/COL game, but that does seem like a very Jazzian thing to do
>>154888047No indians
>>154888044why are there playing cards at a roulette table
>>154888052oh wait no he's safe but I says he wen outta the base paths and SHOULD be out
>>154888053the two way experiment is failing
>>154888052Safe but that was a stupid maneuverThis and with Teo hustling to first, they’re trying so hard in this game it’s ridiculous
>>154888049>can't pitch>can't hit(was given a free home run as consolation)kwabtani
kek we need a webm of that andy base jig
>>154888058Ohtani has to gamblemaxx. Roulette, hold'em, craps, all at the same time.
>>154888047
>>154888066It's Ohtani stat-pad night.
Ohtani has done nothing this season why is he getting infinite money exactly?
>>154888069I’ll make it after this inning
you some funny ass retards
>>154888076So the Mariners can win the west.
>>154888070I fucken love craps, the Patricians game of choice.
ohtani causing extra seethe in the genny tonight
>>154888070hold me craps? i've played that game...
>>154888075raising his BB/9 is not statpadding
>>154888085I don’t understand the dots you connected. The AL West is a joke the Mariners are leading with a losing record
/mlb/, what makes a man a gentleman?
caption this
Jazz has never called for a challenge when there hasn’t been any left
>>154888069
>>154888107>tfw a doyerpaco was fat and brown near me
>>154888104Ohtani's performance makes the other AL west teams afraid of potentially facing the Dodgers in the world series while the mariners are willing to take that challenge and are trying to win!
>>154888106boys have swag, gentlemen have classbasically
>>154888107I had wondered what happened to Lincecum
>>154888107how my bestfriend looks at me while the substitute has a melty
Ohtani will end his day with more walks than strikeouts but people will say he did a good job
Ohtani needs to open his eyes and throw a goddamn strike
>>154888114pretty cool. the closeup camera angle in slowmo was funnier tho.
jumbo jack securedarigato ohtani-sama!
>>154888121he lost his long-term girlfriend to cancer and kind of stopped being a public figure after that
>>1548881286 no hit innings and a homer on a bad day
>>154888104Ohtani used to be in the AL West and used to fuck the Mariners specifically.
No hitter! NO HITTER!
This team tho
>Manfred told the rockies they aren't allowed to take a walk anymore and want them to swing at everything so Ohtani doesn't get pulled out of a potential no hitter
Another QS for Ohtani, ERA now sitting at .82
>>154888107>how cc reacts when i tell her how much i look forward to tasting her freshly-soiled hole after she expels her mess later this evening
I saw this video on twitter, thought I'd share. Made me laugh.
>>154888145
>>154888104Mariners got their asses gaped in the genny earlier today. You should’ve been there
>>154888146you better not be the same fag that was whining about how hopeless the team was at the beginning of the season
*DING* *DING* *DING* ITS HAPPENING
Mariner fags are gonna start seething here shortly
Ohtani should go for another inning
>>154888128Retard
>>154888145>A Combined no hitter is still a no hitteris like saying>A Transwoman is still a woman
one run, no hits
>>154888152kino
>>154888146me on the left
>>154888114nice stuff andy
>>154888166
>>154888145Multi pitcher no hitters don't count, certainly not ones where the opponent scored a run
>>154888121>>154888136Why did he got to shit so fast after being incredible?
>>154888107When my sister's tomboy athlete bestfriend looks at me (she has the superpower that notifies her I just sniffed her seat)
Ohtani is pissed off cause he knows he would've had a chance of throwing a no-no if he didn't waste so many pitches.
>>154888118this but replace mariners with astros
>>154888152Still more entertaining than bananaball
>>154888166yes, objectively correct
Will Dave Roberts risk Ohtani getting injured having to go 100 pitches for a no hitter? already there and it's not even the 7th yet
>>154888175Nigga practically threw his arm off his body
>>154888184No
>>154888159To be fair, no one saw this coming.
>>154888184I think Dave takes orders from Shohei and not the other way around
>>154888192This
>>154888180Bananaball is baseball for people who don't like baseball
>>154888156>>154888163the genny simply cannot handle the M's being the best in the west!
kim's walkout song is pure chad aura
>>154888190How does one Japanese guy elevate a team this much? Maybe yamato damashii is real...
>>154888185Everyone does that!
Will Klein his way into giving up the nono!
>>154888175he was considered high risk before the draft because he was smol. he basically maxxed his mechanics to get everything out of his body to get to where he was able to get to.
combined no hitters don't count btw
>>154888201Dodgers when from a choker team to being back to back champions just by adding Ohtani
>>154888200I feel bad for him, if he were 10 years older he could come out to something goodhttps://youtu.be/dP4t_GGl3Es
Bye Teo
The Korean Comet getting his shine
>>154888216This. No one seems to remember the 2010s for the Dodgers and how Ohtani completely changed that
based HSK, teo wouldnt have made that catch
PC Gae in left field
>>154888199Seethe more
>>154888216>>154888224Ohtani didn't do shit in either WS
>>154888210It cost him a ton of money :(
>>154888215I just want the win and no one else to get injured
I WANTED A NO HITTER AAAAAAAAAAFUCK YOU MUNCY
>get a hit>erm actually it's an error so no hits for you!bigger meme than all the "unearned" runs Ohtani gave up to start the season
NOOO NOT THE HECKIN' COMBINED NO HITTER
Kim can’t stop dabbing on everyone
>>154888229>Shohei Ohtani had a .333 batting average with 9 hits, 3 home runs, 5 RBIs and 6 runs scored in 7 games in the 2025 World Series.
muncy you fat fuck get your mind of pork rinds and make the play!
I don't give a shit about the combined no hitter, but that was an error
No one ever said anything about preventing hits
>>154888238>>154888236It was a routine ground ball retards
>>154888224Dodgers are going to be significantly better in October strictly because Kershaw retired.
>>154888220>>154888226Teo needs to get traded while his value is still high
Do you guys ever get fooled by a smol curveball into thinking it's actually a cheeky changeup?
it takes two!
>>154888248LA didn't have a team until 1957 tho...
Muncy made the error for entertainment purposes
please tune in, the ohtani dodgers are up to something
The no hitter is still alive!
>>154888230he's still better off than everyone of us. I hope he's well. It was hard not to admire him even though the prick wasn't shy about plunking us when he felt it was called for.
>runner is going to get an infield hit, better "mess up" the play so it's ruled an errorinvestigate max muncy
>>154888238>>154888249>>154888236*walk the leadoff batter*erm, it was actually a fielder's choice, you didn't get a hit there
>>154888259I’m not the one in charge of the mlbstories
>>154888241Choked in every moment. Smith and Rojas won it for him.
Based max Muncy preserving the no no
we will never hear the end of it if he gets a no hitter
>>154888266My ERA is lower.
Manfred creaming himself at the thought of an ohtranny “no hitter”Fucking rat ruined the game I love
>>154888277hilarious because he was completely off his game too but the rockies suck that bad
>>154888277kek now i want it to happen
>>154888277no one even mentions 50-50 or what he did in game 4 of the nlcs. no one will give a shit about this if it happens after a day or two.
if you gave up a run in your "no hitter" it automatically doesn't count, especially if it also ends up being combined anyway
>Activate the error!
>combined no hitting da rox is like winning the cy young for shopad statahni
Ohtani dabbing on the whole genny. Go to sleep you incel freaks!
>>154888297He's a Redsman.
>>154888289>game 4 of the nlcsthis still gets mentioned all the time as the greatest game ever, and I feel like 50/50 gets mentioned if whoever is talking about someone else doing like 30/30 or 40/40
>>154888200is it because it's the only song you recognize?
a no hitter with 4 walks and 1 run means you didn't actually earn it, the offense you faced was just bad. getting pulled before the 7th also means you were bad too
>>154888295cringe
>>154888302I really only hang out here, so I don't really hear any of that stuff
The Diamondbacks are 31-24 and tied for second in the NL WestAlso the Dodgers have never beat the Diamondbacks in the postseason
Lots of feminine seething in this thread
On a scale from 1-10, how mad will you be when the Doyers threepeat and Ohtani wins another MVP?
>>154888289>>154888302I only watched the very end of game 7.
>>154888274He literally hit a HR in the 8th to tie Game 3
Does anyone remember Iwakuma no hitting the orioles? It was the least dominant no hitter ever
>>154888305in fact wins shouldn't count if your payroll is higher than the other teamsthe playing field was not fair
Can we agree the Dodgers are better without Tucker in the line up
FLYOUTAHNI!!!!
doyerpacos thought that was gone kek
>>154888312Snekiners sneakin' into the WS
I can’t believe they fired the king bros
>>154888321cuck 'em!
>>154888321I completely forgot about him kek. Dodgers NEED to make an absurd offer for one, possibly two Mariners outfielders.
>>154888321it's been about the same
>>154888317it was objectively a great series, but I get it. I usually only do radio if it's 2 teams I don't give a shit about.
>>154888318he also had another hr, two doubles, and reached base nine times.
>umpies expanding the strikezone to make it more likely the rocks can't get a hitshameful rigjob
is tanner scott, dare i say it, back?
>>154888329He couldn't cut it in his 30's bro they had to do it.
Newcums don’t remember when the jays kept intentionally walking Ohtani in that long game
>rockies being forced to use sub .100 battersmanfred made the call, there is NO chance they are allowed to get a hit today
>>154888345he's miles better than last year at the very least
>>154888345He never left. He was just on a vacation last year
>>154888335I just had the sads but the friendly Dodgers restored my hopes and dreams.
doyers sneaking up on the braves ;)
Nu?
I need nu
tanner Scott you stupid fuck
fuck
KEK DOGGIE DOOS
LMAO. IT'S OVER
>>154888374cringe
FUCK your no hitter
BROKEN UPBROKEN UPBROKEN UP
Ermmm actually, an infielder could've made that play if they were really fast, so actually it's an error :)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANFRED WHERE IS MY NO HITTER!!!!
poodrepacos seething kek
dodger fans will unironically demand tanner scott gets lynched over blowing a combined no hitter against the 2026 rockies in may
nu>>154888395
Manfred is gonna get that guy killed
Volpe is having a bazzana-esque-like comeback
