Fielder's Choice Editionprev: >>154886494
Dodgers!
Debate me
dodgers
From 1931-33, the Yankees got shut out twice. Once in 1931 and once in 1933. They never got shut out in 1932.
Ramdgers
>>154888403haha, you're so right, want to play cave explorer?
>dodger fans thought they were getting a no hitter>immediately head to the exit when the rocks get a hitclassic
>>154888333Double trips of truth
Imagine if the 2 no hitters this year were dodgers and astros
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANFRED WHERE IS MY NO HITTER!!!!!TAKE IT BACK
yeah im going to bed
>>154888403Why does she have grown woman hair instead of little girl hair
The best pitching in the NL this season has been utterly ridiculous:Shohei Ohtani: 0.82 ERA, .447 OPS againstCristopher Sánchez: 1.47 ERA, 44.2 IP scoreless streakJacob Misiorowski: 1.83 ERA, 100 K in 64 IPChris Sale: 1.89 ERA, 38% chaseChase Burns: 1.96 ERA, 34% whiff>t. Peff
ANDY P
MVPAGES!!
PANDY with the insurance run
pandaman
>>154888432huh?
pagestani
>>154888432How do you know the difference
>The virgin Tucker>The Chad Pages
>>154888411kek they really do be like that
my stream finally stopped lagging since all the fags hoping for a combined no hitter left
The los angeles Ohtanis fuck ya!Gargle on these sausages!
freddie :)
>>154888408why was this sport allowed to be yankeeswinlol for so long
>the team with the worst ERA in baseball got a combined no hitter and the team with Ohtani and the highest payroll couldn't
No one ever said anything about preventing basehits
>>154888465you were slacking last night
>>154888468Faggot. Fuck Freddie freeman
>>154888469It was literally that until 2003
>>154888479>MachadoSubtle Padres fan post
>>154888473it was a blowout, so....
>>154888433So the NL can’t hit. Cool
>>154888479remember when he hit all those home runs off you guys in the world series? that was pretty cool haha
>>154888485Believe it or not he once was a good player when he played for the Orioles, not so much during his Padres years tho
Dodgers organ is pretty good
The organist almost played the Castlevania music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWMN91gMD_4
>>154888491I’m pretty sure Judge has done that too.
munchy dinger incoming
>>154888498pretty sure it was thriller that he played
>>154888506It was
rockies can still win
>>154888506Definitely not.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQWeJYI033Q
baseball is boring going to play some more Elden Ring
>Houston Astros less than 3 games behind division leadLove the AL West. Go stros>>154888479Altuve and Correa have pretty good numbers, Bregman is just floating outside not far from there.
>>154888491>Broadcast shows pic related >Freddie hits a homer to right field right afterKek
>>154888433innings pitched?
>>154888491He’s washed now and nobody hits the based Cam Schlittler in the postseason (again).
>>154888514Your season is on the IL
>>154888513I’m way over leveled and rage quit on a boss that was at 1%. This was 2 months ago. I also have no fucken idea where to go anymore
>>154888514all cheaters
>zoomers don’t know Michael JacksonIt’s so fucking over
>>154888531I always laugh when Jays and Cubs faggots root for Bregman and Springer
>>154888528noobjust follow the road to the erdtreethis is why games hold your hand these daysfuckin millenial assholes ruined vidya just like they ruined everything else
>>154888514Altuve is a first ballot HOFer
>>154888544I think he'll come up short
>>154888544> tattooswhat a whore
I don’t use guides as well. I’m pretty far in the game
>>154888548
>>154888528>>154888543I have never played a dodge roller.
>>154888544
Bregman, Springer, Altuve and Correa are all above 40 WAR. Elite level stuff here.>>154888544First ballot HOF. Many are saying this.
>Con te partirò>Paesi che non ho mai>VEDUTO E VISSUTO CON TE
>>154888556I make her cry by throwing my trash onto the curb.
>>154888548>>154888551nobody is laughing
ggs rox, cya after the 4th of JulyNext up, the Sillies
>>154888552Are you parry sweatlord?
>>154888536https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-ODYHoGFfQ
that's a sweepgg rockies, see you in july
The Dodgers may have swept, but they didn't get the no hitter, and, in the end isn't that what matters?
>>154888548When he stands on his rings he’s 6’ 6”
S W E E PWEEPgood series rox cya in july
Doyers sweep!!
>>154888579Alright, give me the magnet to this AI upscaled sailor moon and I will finally watch it.
>>154888581the ladies in the store be like “what the fuck is a dodgeru?”
>>154888575no no hitter and 2 hernandez' died for this
>>154888579>>154888585isn't this anime particularly popular with faggots?
>>154888589Kike and Teo are kill? What happened?
>>154888601 kike down for 4+ weeks with obliqueand teo down with strained hammy
When is that Walmart money gonna hit for the rox?
kirsten :)
a blow job and rough anal sex with kirsten
>>154888604I've seen guys miss basically an entire season from a bad oblique strain. wouldn't surprise me if he misses most of the regular season.
gn
>>154888604That could be a problem for most other teams.
>strained hammyIt’s so over>oblique injury It’s over
>>154888632but enough about Mastrobuoni and Cal
2024 rematch
2024 rematch + no salary cap lmao
>>154888638>>154888640you don't want that smoke
Is a losing record team winning the ALW possible or thats still a mathematical aberration?
>>154888640everyone wants to see that, right? Judgetani 2: Electric Boogaloo
>has lived in the US for 5+ years>STILL cant give a proper interview in EnglishCant stand ohtranny being this codled, MLB needs to deport any player that cant give interviews in English
Man fuck this job market man, I did all that reference bullshit and you tell me I'm not qualified after ghosting me for a month, then call me back after two fucking people didn't show up to your work, calling me saying if I'm interested and next in line, do alll this bullshit survey link, and now I get declined for some other shitty candidates? Fucking bullshit, it's already worse with Padres being fucking ass and Manny Machudo and Latis Jr being absolutely donkey dukie shit.
>>154888638>>154888640first as a tragedy, then as a farce
>>154888653u mad? wanna cry?
>>154888653>Vladdy is the #1 Canada ballplayer>Can't speak any of Canada's languages
>>154888653he speaks english pretty well, they do it to satisfy the jap fans who watch
>>154888655It’s ok babe. You could always just go back to being a housewife! I love you!
>>154888643
poopoopeepeecacadoodoopoodres
>>154888655dis nigga got a college degree!
>>154888671Doggiedoo are gonna pitch volpe like Barry Bonds
>>154888644We have no choice. The Rays have a 0% chance of beating the Dodgers in the World Series. At least the Yankees have a non-zero chance.
The Braves got gaped by the period sox?!
>>154888701the NL is garbage it's no surprise
>>154888701The Red Sox are the best team in baseball.
>>154888655You were supposed to network or have applied for an internship. Just apply for a fuckload of jobs until you get one that’s stable. Then apply for more and quit once you find another you might like.
>>154888701Braves luck has ran out, same with Rays. That other anon is right about this year being 2024 rematch
>>154888689they're probably the 2 best teams but we all know they both can get taken out, especially in a best of 5. plus, it's May and who knows what the rosters will look like toward the end of the season.
>>154888714networking only works if you're jewish
>>154888714How hard is it to fucking get a part time job. Dumb ass survey link and my other lead telling me oh I can't reference you because of policy tee hee :) I was lucky to get other references, I was so on it too. Fucking bullshit.
>>154888716The Rays are getting taken out in a short series. The Yankees have the depth for a 7 game set. If you think otherwise you might be retarded.
>>154888730dummy you need to just lie because nobody checks those
>>154888730Babe, we don’t need the extra money. I’m a pretty good provider!
>>154888735I don't take anyone who acts like they know what will happen seriously.
>wow all this buzz around the league for the who sux suddenly>check their record>28-27>-4 run differential Am I missing something here?
>>154888753that's enough to be a top 5 AL team
>>154888753The Southside Samurai, Mr Murakami
>>154888746>its a large mystery The two most valuable teams according to their depth will be the ones raising trophies in October, not some shitters riding a hot streak taking advantage of a weak league.
>>154888740I had to use my other night leads to be my supervisor reference, stupid skill survey link. Bet you the people who they hired won't even show up. Waste of my damn time too. Ghost me a month, two people don't even show up to the job, asked me to do all this bullshit references skill survey for them to send to HR, and now I don't even get the damn job?
>>154888753The AL is really really bad this year.
>>154888762It's trivially easy to scam robots an indians with a fake AI startup why don't you just do that?
>>154888757You forgot to shop Dodgers hats onto their heads.
>>154888775
>>154888760okay
>>154888798The postseason is based on depth, it’s a raw talent matchup. You pick your best 26 and the other team picks their best 26. I’m not going to pretend that the Rays best 26 are better than the Yankees’ best 26 because we need to push the pro-LGBTQIA+ agenda and have the Dodgers win 3 World Series back to back to back.
give Honolulu a team so we can watch 1am games
>>154888819Frankly the Mariners have already proved they're the team with the most depth.
>>154888819I was simply trying not to be mean. You sound awfully impressed with yourself. You should cap your posts and keep a folder for them.
>>154888753We got sovl & 2 nips
Bros......................... I love baseball.
>>154888826Agreed. The best pitcher rotation since the Yanks of 2003, along with Jorge Posada at catcher and Bernie Williams in center field, can't forget about the utility threat of Cool Papa Bell going from outfield, to infield, and even platooning as a catcher, or pitching a couple of innings in Brendan Donovan.
>>154888850Definitely.
>>154888849I'd like it a bit more if the Dodgers went and fucked off
>>154888872That runs the risk of the Yanks winning.
>>154888875Dodgers need to worry about the National league gauntlet tbqh. Fuck those faggots and fuck Freddie freeman.
>>154888875So be it
>>154888887The #1 Rule of baseball is stopping the Yanks.
>>154888893truly mindbroken
>>154888898everyone hates the yonks!
Vintage Ace Cole in full effect. The slider was biting and the fastball had life - pure dominance.
>>154888913Can’t wait for him to no hit the mariners in the CS lmao
>>154888913It was the Royals man; nobody cares.
>>154888917The royals don’t have a major league offense?
>>154888617But Cal has an oblique strain…
>>154888925Of course they don't. Name one Royal not on a WBC roster.
>>154888930Your argument works if you want to say that they have bad pitchers and the Yankees took advantage of this to blow them away because they really do, but their top four are literally as good as or better than any Mariners player: Bobby Witt Jr., Maikel Garcia, Sal Perez, and Vinny Pasquantino.
discordtrannies seething kek
>>154888946only the mest, ded sux and jints are worse offensively
>>154888888
>>154888946but they're in last place, and the mariners are in first place
>>154888958Whose fault is that? That top 4 compares well to any AL’s top 4 except maybe the Yankees. You just have to wait for them to play a better hitting team. I’m personally looking forward to Guardians series because they have a decent pitching rotation.>inb4 noooo! the guardians suck!!1!1
Everyone knows it's Yanks vs. M'S for the pennant.... right?
>>154889017whatever makes you happy lil fella.
>>154889017A's Rays would be lit
>>154889017I’m just hoping whoever it is can be a smart enough organization to pick up Nathan Eovaldi at the deadline. He gives the Yankees hitters fits.
im supposed to believe a catcher who hit 40 bombs, the mvp-2 shortstop, and a couple of good hitters can’t score at least 1 run against an aging pitcher because of le heckin team staterinos lmao
>>154889059they have one good hitter
>>154889017>Everyone knows it's Yanksim listening>vs. M'SLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
What if it’s dodgers vs yankees but with the yankees winning? like john cena vs the rock but cena wins the rematch
>>154889078>april statsHave you heard of sample size? Consult the shredder. >Over the last three years, the Royals' top four hitters have evolved into a highly productive offensive core that carried the team to consecutive winning seasons.>Core Takeaways>Bobby Witt Jr. (SS): Emerged as a legitimate MLB superstar, combining elite speed with massive power (peaking with a .332 average, 32 home runs, and 109 RBIs in 2024).>Salvador Perez (C): Provided veteran stability and consistent power, maintaining high RBI totals and earning an All-Star nod.>Vinnie Pasquantino (1B): Served as a high-contact run producer and one of the hardest batters in the American League to strike out, despite some injury setbacks.>Maikel Garcia (3B): Anchored the top of the lineup as a speedy table-setter, steadily improving his batting average and power output to earn an All-Star selection by 2025.
>>154889035Holy shit
How did Tatsuya Imai throw a no hitter?
>>154889113>april statsit's past memorial day dawg
>>154889155kek im gonna need one of those post-memorial day stat trackers
>>154889082Mariners have the second best run differential in the AL. You have all seen how much /we/ want to kill ourselves until today so that's actually pretty good.
>>154889161Wait, actually?
>>154889175tied for 2nd but yes
Why are the rays such turfbabies?
>>154889198fuck the Trop
>>154889210isnt the dodgers center turf as well?
>>154889223>off by one
>>154889248Trout is washed now.
>>154889248Julio mogs
>>154889248Now do PCA
>>154889175>>154889186I looked it up before posting, because my eye test knew what the nerdstats would affirm.
>>154889248KWAB
>>154889299>0.00 WAR
>>154889287mlb.com/standings is not nerdstats buster
Controversial opinion: Gerrit Cole is good
https://x.com/TepidP/status/2059782767064346951
>>154889375All Yankee pitchers are frauds
>>154889411Mariners*
New mariners fan here, what happens when woo and bastardo pitch at sea level?
Oral her schizer
>>154889457https://youtu.be/fys6Zhl8gPM?si=zDr9YTiarLd6xjAr
>>154889548Jesus Christ, disband the Mariners organization
>>154889548>bastardpieceofshito
>>154888753>stop having fun because the stats say sowhat's even the point of watching this shit sport if everything can be predicted by le stats
>>154889568No you have to consult the charts and gouge your own eyes out
>>154889568But how can you know someone is good if you don't have a stat that shows you
>>154889598Mark Trout is terrible, he only posted a .06 WAR on this very specific stretch of games. Go M’s!
>mariners one game under .500>leads the AL westThe AL West is straight cheeks
Every time I look up some highlight on twitter it's just niggas talking about gambling
*gives your utility third baseman playing shortstop an error**ruins his career*
>>154888958Fuck this overpaid bums in the top of the order in SD
>>154888958my padiners are in this together
I'm actually someone who loves cincy chili, but cincy chili needs to be left to Cincinnatians. Can't even imagine how bad this slop is
nocdp
>>154889846the fact that it's fried is really what ruins this. if it had just been chili, spaghetti and cheese, that would be pretty good. would be better if it was chili mac either way
>>154888753Boy people really seethed about this one. He's right though, you'd think with how much people have been hyping them up they were 5 or 10 games over in first place or something but they're just in actuality a .500 team.
>>154889620Ass too big
it's over for my club
It's in my ass for my club
>>154888753>Am I missing something here?White Sox were 41-121 in 2024, 60-102 last year, and playing much better this year. If you love sports, you love to see progression.
tfw when your lineup ghosts RISP
Fuck Abner Uribe.
>>154890462It's blowing the team up and starting over done right so far. The key is do they keep progressing or spin their wheels at .500?
My clubs ass is in the jackpot now
Which player is a jack ass and why?
Your May NL pitcher of the month runner up
>>154890748hype is more important to mlb than to reward actual performance
>>154890748what website is this
>>154890772>hype is more important to mlb than to reward actual performancedumbest comment in the thread so far
Would watch
*beans you*
*farts*
Ewwwwwww
the colors of the sunrise this morning looked exactly like this album. Life is good friends.
>>154890810Sports app called "real". They require an email or phone integration which is ass
>>154890863not an argument
shut up whiny dane fag lol
Sorry sir
>>154888395*turns a simple single into sunday dinner conversation*
>>154891363Sorry for what?
>>154891415Sorry for saying that cubs girls are not real women
>>154891424But our daddies taught us not be ashamed
>>154891415I'm a girl
*wears 96mph on the ribs* YEEEEEEOOOUUUCHHHH!
Oakland Triple A's
>>1548914909 inches in the ribs wasn't enough for you?
>>154889457Seattle’s biggest advantage is being around 5400 feet elevation. It works for them despite never working for the Rockies. Once Seattle plays at sea level they suddenly can’t pitch
>>154891672It's not the same at all
>>154890874he fucked her
April 1, 2032. San Antonio Spurs superstar Victor Wembanyama throws out the ceremonial first pitch of the first ever game in the inaugural season of the San Antonio Padres. The Padres spent 96 years in San Diego, California before relocating to San Antonio. The Padres will temporarily play at Nelson W. Wolff Stadium for 3 seasons before moving to their new ballpark in downtown San Antonio in 2035.
THE ALBANY PADRES
>>154889375Why is this nigga running at 25 frames per second?
>THE PADRES ARE MOVING LOLThey aren't moving and this was never funny
gm mariners nationfirst place feels so good
>No Dodger Baseball today
The Padres need to(and most likely will) relocate. San Diego is just not a serious sports city. Some prime examples are:>ChargersSan Diego not dedicated enough to reach a stadium deal, so Spanos said fuck it.(I am pretty sure he wanted to leave for LA to reach a bigger and more dedicated fanbase anyway lol)>San Diego RocketsPoor attendance made them financially unstable so relocated to Houston and have been going strong there ever since>San Diego ClippersSterling acted like a chad and gave no fucks when relocating to LA despite pushback from the NBA(He probably saw that San Diego just isnt a sports town)>San Diego MarinersFailed to merge with NHL because there was no future financially and later dissolved lol>San Diego SailsCucked by the Lakers during a merger attempt and folded shortly after(probably would have folded after a year in the NBA anyway lol)>Golden State WarriorsPlayed a few games in San Diego as an experiment to see if they could establish a fanbase there. Failed miserably and moved back to Oakland>San Diego GullsHave dissolved multiple times and will probably dissolve again in the next few years.
>SALT LA-ACK
>>154891625My ex had a 10 inch dildo. Wew lad
>>154892045anywhere they could move would be worse.the angles need to move
A well deserved day off for /our/ team…division leaders!
I'm thinking about smoking some ribs this weekend
>>154891720LolEast coastie believes the bullshit AI chart
I'm thinking about smoking a ten inch dildo
>>154892045Does Portland need a baseball team?
>the doyer dog was fired on the 10th anniversary of Harambe getting killedhmm
>>154891625*Rushes the mound*
>>154892116Yes, I am an hour outside Portland. They have a site ready for a team and it would be fantastic if they got a team
>>154892116Portland is a soccer city
The Coos Bay Padres.
>but my antifa tho
>>154892169zip it limey
Why doesn't MLB do away with the National League and American League format, and just have an Eastern Conference and Western Conference similar to the NBA and NHL?
>>154892116They are readyhttps://www.opb.org/article/2025/06/17/oregon-lawmakers-pass-dollar800-million-bill-for-portland-mlb-stadium/
>>154892198The North Bend Dads
>>154892217The Portland Pines (formerly the San Diego Padres)
>>154892216fuck off, manfred
>>154892116No. A baseball team in Portland would do great for 3-4 years then the novelty would wear off and they’d have some of the worst attendance and lowest tv ratings in the league. They’d move the team in less than 15 years
>>154892255Wouldn't it be worth a punt if you moved the Marlins?
>>154892284The Marlins exist so all the northerner Yankees/Red Sox fans that moved to Miami can go watch their games when they visit.
>>154892116It couldn't be any gayer than the Mariners
>>154892234shut it sheep shagger
>>154892255That's going to be San Diego in a few years because the novelty is wearing off and the patience to win a World Series is all but gone.
>>154892302That only works if I'm Welsh, and I'm not. The Roseburg Pads.
>>154890996great album. I used to listen to it all the time.
>>154892295Well they're just going to have to go to Tampa.
>>154892312No one realises but San Diego averaged 18th in attendance during the 2010s, the hype that Seidler created with his spending is gonna die off soon and they'll fall off from being top 5 in attendance.
>>154892284Marlins have a large TV market. Portland doesn’t. That’s all that matters sadly
>>154892299The first place Mariners, you mean!
>>154892369Portland can take most of Seattle's tv market. Most mariner fans are desperate to be able to root for a team that is not the mariners
KTF! FTD! FTF!
154892403No (you) for you b8 needs to be believable
>>154892385First place in what? Dick sucking? Congrats Ms bro
>>154892417I think the Mets hold that position.
>>154892417I defy you to go 5 minutes without thinking about homosexuality. Go ahead. Try it. Something tells me you can’t! Mariners lead the division btw
>>154892344Move the Rays to Orlando and focus on making the stadium very accessible for both locals and people coming from Tampa and Miami, rename them to Florida Rays and with one team in the stage Florida might just finally have a team that won't have shit attendance.
>>154892417MDS mariners dick sucking lol
I think the only people against a Portland team are trannies from Seattle
>hey, it’s Jerry >yeah…they’re seething about /us/ again>yes, he did bring up gay sex unprompted >alright we’ll just keep winning then
Please fucking help! How are Giants playing so fucking bad? No fan should know the name of their 3B coach!We are fucking 22 games under .500 since the Devers trade! How in the FUCK is this even remotely possible!? Motherfuckers we are one of the best fan bases out there and we are getting fucking screwed right now!
>>154892435>An actual Mickey Mouse clubFuck it, why not?
>>154892463The way I see it, SF has 3 problems >can’t hit>underperforming pitching >manager has no fucking business coaching in the majors Fix all three of those and you can compete
>>154892469They wouldn't be the first
I'm no expert but having 300 million tied up on the under performing left side of your infield might have something to do with it.
Since the Oakland AAA's are currently hashing out a move, may as well send them up to Portland. Las Vegas looks fucking lame anyway.
>>154892508Fuck no As a Mariners fan I want an excuse to go to Vegas every yearA’s in Vegas is perfect
>>154892496>>154892463
>>154892508The As would be perfect in Portland.
>>154892532>>154892544The A's belong in Oakland
>>154892532I'm a Mariners fan and it doesn't bother me at all!
>>154892547No pro sports belong in Oakland. Crooked, shitty, dying city
>>154892508>move As to Portland>force the Os to trade Adley to the As who are now his hometown team>instant dynasty This would be a good move for the mlb
>>154892463Their roster just sucks. Devers is garbage when he can't cheat with the Red Sox, Jung Ho Lee is a bust, and Logan Webb is their only good starter but he's been inconsistent this season too. Right now it's only Arraez performing.
>>154892559There’s not even a AA stadium in Portland. They’d have to play in Eugene or something for 3+ years
>the two west coast tranny cities are arguing /mlb/ is really slurping this morning isn't it
>>154892552It wasn't always that way, it could have been the Boston of the west but they brought in the wrong kind of people.
>>154892547We've already established they belong in Oregon.
If Portland gets a team they should try buying the Pilots brand from Brewers. It'll be a natural rivalry of the Portland (formerly Seattle) Pilots vs Seattle Mariners
>>154892631University of Portland is the Pilots. Doubt they could copy it without paying them a fortune
The Medford A's!
>>154892463You beat the White Sox though
>>154892496are you spinningfoodgifspie?
>>154892463They've tried multiple times to sign big FAs
>>154888403it's a team game.
they literally thought Matt Chapman was a franchise player oh my kekkingtons
>>154892463they almost signed Aaron judge
>>154892778Some people have said this
>Listen to the crowd! (those that remain)>The payoff pitch...>A swing and a groundball towards first...>DOWN THE RIGHT FIELD LINE>INTO THE CORNER>HERE COMES CORDERO>HERE COMES DIAZ>HERE COMES LOFTON>UNBELIEVABLE>UNBELIEVABLE
lolmaokekaroo elevationbabies
>Union : MORE MONEY PLS>Ownership : NO. MORE MONEY FOR US INSTEAD.See you in December!
My Doggie Doos
Which team is going to get fucked over the hardest by the lockout?
>>154893078Fuck off. You idiot.
>>154893062>CBT thresholdcock and ball torture?
>Travis Bazzana.302 AVG.407 OBP.458 SLG148 wRC+
>>154893137No! Thanks for replying!
Lets try giving kindness a chance!
>>154892920based. have a banana.
>>154893062>competitive integrity taxBASED
>>154893142Yankees soon.
>>154893180have a sweet treat (You)rself
Coming out of retirement to say that I love bananaball
>>154893214thanks. I collect ice cream helmets.
Do you guys have any spinning bbq?
>>154893209He is going to Seattle to add to their "Boz" collection
>>154893220did you meet his monkey?
>>154893138Hot
List of pitchers with 5 starts of 7+ IP and 1 or fewer runs this season:>Gavin Williamsthat's it, that's the list.
>>154893241no :(
>>154893138CB bucknor The ape
>>154893244What are you talking about
>>154893258I stroked his monkey
>>154893244I meant we’ll be facing them soon.
>>154893241it's in the works
>>154893274Do you not know who the Boz was?
What is your preferred breakfast bread? For me, it's waffles, then pancakes, then french toast.
>>154893271Coward
>>154893299biscuits and gravy
>>154893299I prefer egg sandwiches. Usually with sausage patties on it
>>154893299I rank them the compete opposite. French toast > pancakes > waffles. I'm sorry, and I hope we can still be friends
>>154893322This
lil fella thinks we keep up with seattle baseball team demographics
>>154893322I 2nd this
>>154893299>>154893322>>154893333Oh I am noticing some digits that are repeating
>>154893299B&G
>>154893350That gravy looks like shit.
>>154893299>carbs for breakfastKWAB ngmi
>>154893356Post body
Marlins have a guy that strikes out 42% of the time.
>>154893299rundstykke med birkes
>>154893366
>>154893356Ronaldo eats carbs for breakfast
>>154893350fuck that other guy. might need a little more milk, but otherwise that gravy looks good. I hate when I go to a restaurant or diner for breakfast for B&G and the gravy is that shit from a can or from a mix.
>>154888753Mune's fun to watch
>>154893062>>154893078neither side is gonna budge until March at the earliest
>>154893350europoors will never understand such soul
Disgusting food
>>154893172
>>154893447>t. Eats shit and sucks dick
>>154893455I eat lobster and aged Tillamook’s
>>154893220Based unc
>>154893334totally, i still make french toast. Just less frequently.
>>154893455kek
>>154893491You can cook me French toast, and I'll make you some waffles!
Get me to GuardiankeesPossibly the only team worth a damn in the A.L.
>>154893454someone update this to say "I'll suck your dick and eat your shit" thx
Grady Sizemore is the manager of White Sox
Only fans of the mest, period sox, pooston, doggie doos, gays, blow gays, and gloryholes think that combined no hitters count.
This is a lunch genny
>>154893287holy ganoli :DDDD
>>154893622you love all those teams
>>154893622How did Tatsuya Imai throw a no hitter?
Tatsuya “Cam Schlittler” Imai
People on here who molested when they were kids, what team do you root for?
>>154893790give those cubbie bears a chance
>>154888753The Sox +/- is very front loaded cause they got utterly heemed the first week of the season. But since then have been a pretty solid team in the weak AL. Im still expecting them to finish closer to 90 losses then 80 but ive been enjoying the fun games since its been so long.
wife is visiting in-laws this weekend, might drive to chimpcongo solo to watch murakami hit a dinger. any sux fans sat in the miller lite landing section and can recommend it?
>>154893790Pope Sox fanatic reporting in
>>154893819>chiraq ticket prices
>>154893819>$106 for Sox tickets good lord almighty, you used to be able to hop down into those sections and no one gave a shit
>>154893841ikr
>>154893790Cubbies
>>154893819My experience with sox games as a sox fan is that because the team is so bad you buy a 20 dollar outfield bleacher ticket then go and sit wherever the hell you want.This new development of the team becoming good and having sold out seats is foreign to me. Even in 2021, it wasn't like this. I guess the difference is we had cubans then instead of nihonjins
>>154893887>I guess the difference is we had cubans thenIt was a dark dark time in those days to be a White Sox fan.
>>154893899Thank god rick hahn was fired
How did Alimer Santa throw a no hitter
>>154893299I don’t eat breakfast
>get rid of almost all the latinos on your team>team is now full of whites and white adjacents like the Japanese>become instantly improved>even more ironically the few remaining latinos are the worst players on the team>quero, acuna, dominguezI'M NOOOOOOOOOOTICIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
I need a cockdown
Is it true that funding for the Vegas ballpark has dried up?
baseball is starting soon
So chisox fans are suddenly racist now?
>>154892455>>154892432kek no comeback from the anons constantly projecting their latent faggotry
>>154893951>Angels v Tigers>Actual baseballpick uno
Imagine getting no hit by “””Alimber Santa””” and “””Tatsuya Imai”””
>>154893887>>154893845There's a caveat.Even when the team was shit they still separated the upper deck from the lower decks. They have security checking tickets at the entrances of each deck.So be sure to be aware of that you can't really truly move wherever you want.
who is trading for Skubal? These tigs are dead.
Mariners off day What to watch mlebbros?
>>154894024you will get overhyped doyer prospects because the media is in their pocket
which ones are you getting?
>>154894059Sonic is so gross
>>154894064I like sonic
>>154894059Shakeshack and checkers are the only two good ones on there. Never had Whataburger
>>154894059Why is Arby's on there?
>>154894059none of them, but if you forced me to pick one, it would be Jack(off) in the box
>>154894059The only 2 good ones are Sonic and Arby's cause they dont require you to get some stupid app.
>>154893790Which teams do the molesters root for?
>>154894156cubs, astros, mariners, twins
>>154894166I'm not on the registry, is it okay if I still go to the games?
>>15489404890s kinos
>>154894059Chic Fil A
>>154894210tombstone
I could go for ap oundin
>>154893887this anon knows ball, you could easily get down behind the plate years back
does anyone have a pic of onlyusemeblade with a mariners hat on
I need it...
>>154894351talk about a fall from grace, I haven't watched him since I was in school
>>154893790he can't hurt me anymore
>>154894373*pounds you*
>>154894210the ‘lotthe ‘lot 2and the fucking ‘lot 3
>>154894233Baseball team for this feel.
>>154894475Those are Reds men
>>154894210Breakdown, also starring Kurt Russel (whose father owned the Portland Mavericks baseball club)
Brooke Fletcher's dress is so cute today.
>>15489415627 rings bitch
Fuck baseball, we're watching soccer.
>>154894087Whataburger is worse than in n out and culvers.
>>154894539no
>>154894546Culver's
>>154894539Ill soccer if she bothers me during the Red Sox game if you get what im saying.
Imagine a USA where only two sports exist, soccer and cricket.
>>154894539But anon there isn't any soccer till Saturday
>>154894596So it becomes Australia?
>>154893299mcmuffin
I knead it ..
/mlb/ is a carb free genny
>ketotarding in 2026
I just went to Guy Fieri’s chicken tender restaurant at Disney It was based
I'm lowering my LDL with more dietary fiber. Feeling great since making the change not to mention dropping some really plump, luxurious philthies in the toilet every morning. Enjoy your heart disease, ketards!
>>154894752zased, he has a flavor of sparkling wa i like
>>154894233>>154894490holy based
>>154894786>I'm lowering my LDLI'm lowering my A1C!
>>154894752Guy is out of this world levels of based. Good choice.
>benching retard idiot HS Kimgreat that idiot has done nothing but ruin the team's mojo since coming off the IL send the gook back to slip n fall school
>>154894800Id wreck this bitch
>>154894868Sadly she will have taken the ozempic pill by now and lost those nice bazonkers
>>154894752should have went to chef art smith's homecoming then grabbed some cookies at gideon's
Guys there's baseball on. How about we talk about the angels or tigers?
>>154894800I TAKE ONE DAILY JARDIANCE
>>154894987wow my angels really live rent free in your head?
Which club is trading for Skubal, /mlb/?
>>154894539I’m extremely jealous of people who enjoy soccer. It’s just so action-bereft from a spectator’s point of view. You would have to strap me into one of those Clockwork Orange chairs to get me to watch that for 90 minutes straight
>>154894752There is a flavortown in the airport near me.Honestly the food wasn’t bad and the beer was huge.
BREAKING: As expected, MLB proposed a hard salary cap to union officials today as part of the next CBA, sources tell ESPN. The salary floor for teams beginning in 2027 would be set at $171.2 million which includes player benefits with the ceiling at $245.3 million.>t. Peff retweet
>Rocket City Trash Pandas legend Zach NetoI watch the angels for he
>>154894834when sale is pitching the only thing getting sold is the opposing hitters hope
cap this bussy
>>154895019Rays are pulling the trigger. It's the smart move.
>>154895001AT EACH DAY'S STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
>>154895019rays should but won't
>>154895071>ceiling at $245.3 millionoh no no no
>>154895071we're not getting baseball next year bros
>>154895019My Chadres
>>154895019The Dodgers!
>>154895030You should have watched the 1st leg of Bayern vs PSG a couple weeks back then. One of the most action packed matches I've seen in years. The momentum shifts in a match are very real and palpable, that's the draw for me.
>>154895071That will work. My club can just cut 1 or 2 underperforming retards and be fine.
soccer is gay and cringe take it to one of the 1000 other divegrass threads this is a baseball genny
>>154895071>with the ceiling at $245.3 million.How are we going to spend our Summer evenings next year during the inevitable player’s strike?
>>154895134Isnt that pretty close to what the players proposed? >>154893062 Granted any talk now is just posturing and we wont see any real progress till almost February, but those numbers aren't too different and look a little reasonable to negotiate.
>well acktually what we really need is a floor...here's your floor kek
>>154895071Who are the rays and marlins going to pay for to get above the floor?
>>154895232They could trade for Yamamoto
>>154895186>Isnt that pretty close to what the players proposed?the players didn't propose a cap kek
off day for my berdinals then tomorrow we will be hosting those cubbie bears
GRICHUK
Speedy black CFer Mark Trout
>>154895166A big part of it is I usually have no horse in the race. I couldn’t give less of a shit about those two giant mercenary clubs you just mentioned. I will admit it’s an easier watch when it’s team USA during the world cup and I’m surrounded by other Americans. Following an MLS team is cringe, and supporting a European club feels so fugazi.The other big thing for me is like 90% of the time you know the offense isn’t even going to create a scoring chance, so it’s just feels like a waste of time watching
Tarik Skubal to free agency and should be made redundant
fister on the grid!coomer on the grid!big sexy on the grid!
>>154895372BIG YOUK spotted
Siri is a complete retardI can see why Stearns wanted him
>>154895288Hopefully the cards are able to protect their women from PCAs verbal harassment
>>154895071>proposed>ceiling at $245.3This is terrible news for the Yankees
>>154895071>which includes player benefits with the ceiling at $245.3 million.I wonder what the real ceiling is, obv you don't enter negotiations with your best offer.
How can the Yankees cut ~$50 million dollars from the payroll? It’s over fellas.
I'm a man! A Reds man!
>that proposalWhy is baseball communist? See you after the lockout.
>>154895071>PA and MLB first proposals outlandishly retarded in one direction>gonna land somewhere in the middlewho could have predicted this
Randal Grichuk just hit a bases clearing double.5-0 White Sox
This might be a dumb question but how does deferred salary work with the ceiling?
>>154895459I predict a little more luxury tax, a little higher minimum, and maybe some arb tweaks.
Have the twins tried not spilling their spaghetti?
>tloses
>>154895465How did the pope sox manage to fix him? These miracles are getting pretty ridiculous.
MURAKAMI DUBBA
>>154895476deferred salaries are given an AAV in that year based on the time value of money.Ex. Ohtani's 1mil per year counts as like 30something mil even those its deferred out to 10+ years as 70 mil
nu>>154895505
THE ANTONACCI KID IS A MENACE!
Kami dunk
Anglels bros..............................
>>154895504Ohtani counts as $46M per more or less
>>154895354Understandable, I have a unique perspective because I was born with a dog in the fight
I agree soccer is really gay like just watch hockey
