Salary Cap Editionprev: >>154888395
Twinkies defense is stinky.
>no mariners baseball today
Pour one out for the White Sox fans who killed themselves before they could witness the Pope and Murakami lead their team to a resurgenceBAJP, Rbo, woeposterF
Salary floor? $250,000,000. Can't handle that? Welcome to MiLB.
White Sox
dodgers
>get rid of almost all the latinos on your team>team is now full of whites and white adjacents like the Japanese>become instantly improved>even more ironically the few remaining latinos are the worst players on the team>quero, acuna, dominguezI'M NOOOOOOOOOOTICIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
me calling in a mortar strike to your house after you compliment a player with subpar BABIP and wRC+
why did the stanks give grichuck to the cum sox?
>no baseball today
>>154895533>>154895585Thank god, shitty teams should play on Sundays only.
>>154895505We are not having a baseball season next year
mest kek
>>154895585Need to update this again>mets are coming in on pride nightkek
>>154895537Rbo was in Bears threads in January.Woeposter was posting that Brent Lillibridge photo like a month ago.I know a bunch of people who said, "I'm not giving the White Sox another dime until Jerry is dead," and have since gotten back into it. I took notes of who that was.
>>154895612BAJP status?
do the metSINNER posters know they're going to hell?
flyoverners kek
>>154895545Finna be like the NBA 10 years ago when mid ass players were getting $20M a year
I'm havin' a m'sseethe and I can't stop
muh natties
MDS index?
*flies over you*
I wish I was an MLB player so I could get a girlfriend.
Mark Trout MVP
Mike Trout will fit nicely into my braves' lineup
>>154895504That seems like a massive estimation. What discount rate will they be using, some sort of risk-free rate based on the yield of T-bonds at some random date before the season starts? When you’re considering teams like the LA Dodgers who have a lot of fat to trim, decisions like that have a massive impact on who they decide to keep and what to pay them.
>>154895686Ben Rice won that MVP award.
flushing queens is flyover
>>154895686Uh yeah but he can he catch because uh catchers deserve the mvp award o algo! Go Marinkees!
>>154895617At the bottom of the Chicago Sanitary and Ship Canal
I'm headed to costco you guys want anything?
>o algonoticing a lot of this tranny lingo across boards. Leave it on the 'cord, sis.
lil fella thinks we care about his flyover blog
>>154895715KWAB
>>154895682Brother
fuck the yankees and fuck my marinetubcord azz!
April 1, 2032. San Antonio Spurs superstar Victor Wembanyama throws out the ceremonial first pitch of the first ever game in the inaugural season of the San Antonio Padres. The Padres spent 96 years in San Diego, California before relocating to San Antonio. The Padres will temporarily play at Nelson W. Wolff Municipal Stadium for 3 seasons before moving to their new ballpark in downtown San Antonio in 2035.
>>154895800Wemby's about to get mindfucked By Jalen "Aaron Judge" Brunson
>the knisck are going to break the ny big 4 sports title droughtname a worse situation
>>154895830the worse situation is the yankees break it
>>154895848>stankeesmaybe in 2039
>>154895848The Yankees aren’t winning anything with that postseason choker Aaron Fudge
>>154895601did you find and take a photo of your passports just to respond to me?
stankeedoo 'em!
YDS is in the rise, it might be time for a little OOTP play by play
>>154895800no more teams in the desert, climate change is going to make it hard to play games in those places. nobody wants to play in 100+ degree heat for 3 months
>>154895922uh ohNow see what you've done
>>154895924retractable roof paid for by the county taxpayers
Today is a HUGE day for softball. What are you losers doing?
>>154895898kek shitters couldn't even win with prime juan sototruly the padres of east
How's the season going? Last I saw you let the blow gays into the wild card with an embarrassing loss.
I’m gay go yanks!
>>154895922>OOTPI'm going to allow this.
yank this cock cocksucka!
>>154895922A FUDGIAN DROPPED POP UP
>>154895949no universe texas taxpayers would approve that
>>154895922>YDSYordan Derangement Syndrome
>>154895734lemme get a rack of Yuenglings and a rotisserie senpai
>>154895899yes UwU
>>154895953Nice butt
>>154895994>air yordan DH larping as a left fielder just like that guy from the Mets who wants a trade
>>154895990you are underestimating how big of pushovers american commonfolk are
Angels Win!Make that back to back series wins for my halos.GG Tigers
>Jordan Leasureuh
*plays like a man who knows exactly how much a gallon of milk costs*
>>154896044great, now let's check the standings!
>https://www.ncaa.com/news/baseball/article/2026-05-25/2026-ncaa-baseball-tournament-bracket-schedule-mens-college-world-seriesIT'S UP
>anglels
>>154896083For me? It's the Morgantown regionals starting tomorrow, May 29.
>>154895953any vids of her shitting and/or pissing?
>>1548960665.5 wins away from the playoffs
Angels SURGING
>anaels>playoffso kek
>>154896066They're no longer the worst team in the league so there's that.
Every now and then I watch DVR tapings of older baseball games on YouTube, and some guy walks up to the plate with a .285 average and I think to myself “wow, .285? what an underrated ballplayer!” It takes me a second to remember that that was the old normal. Then I watch the games of today and nobody bats an eye at all the fuckers batting .210. This isn’t normal.
>WHITE SHITS>IT WAS 6-1
ADS is on the rise, I think I'm going to remind you guys how well Mark Trout played in 2012 for the 3892nd time.
>josh bellNamed like a man who come from a long line of negro leaguers
>>154896143great grandson of negro leagues legend ringie bell
>>154896151for me, it's "peanut"
>>154896101Why do you mention these dirty things every thread?
TPDS (Trash Panda Derangement Syndrome) is on the rise. The hard truth is Alabama’s position as a baseball hub will only continue to grow
Hope we get some new softball webms this year
The Marlins have a player named Deyvison De Los Santos
Pay attention to the Braves @ Red Sox as Chris Sale has 18 strikeouts in 2 games against his former team.
Braves get to increase their division lead today.
>>154896124They just didn't understand the game back thenPeople also thought the earth was flat
>>154895505LFG
>>154895617on dialysis.
>>154896151for me, it’s Hill
>>154896194Many are saying
>>154896252Why do you keep posting this red sock Jew?
>>154896260better than half the mets roster
>>154896262Is there actually any proof he's Jewish? He looks like your typical German American Aryan.
Based jewish person makin em seethe just by having their photo posted
>>154896274Yea, call him a jew in front of him and see what he does
>>154896274He’s a leftistYou’re an autist
Portnoy is as jew as it gets and that's a good thing.
Ah sweet it's another brownoid melty on /mlb/
>barstool sports mediaremember when america was a real country and people had careers?
>>154896287Type German or Nazi soldier into Google and this is the first result you get. They look identical.
>>154896274Portnoy is a jewish russian name
>>154896248being a fan of baseball in the 80s must have been crazy. traveling by steamboat to watch george brett hit 6 doubles and 2 suicide squeezes, but having to leave the game early to take your wooly mammoth for a walk
>>154896311>still buckbroken by the invasion of africa by axis powersyou are a british colony, why do you give a shit?
What's your favorite food at the ballpark?
>>154896262*sticks a blue square to your post
>>154896311Look at his chimpout when someone said fuck the jews in front of him. “I’ve been found out”
>>154896335hot dog and peanuts
>>154896335cumGo Braves!
>>154896335Funnel cake
Does pure pitcher extension have any tangible impact on pitch velocity or is it all just a matter of perception?
>>154896124it's perfectly normal. that's all we see now.
kek discordtrannies
>>154896335Nothing beats a hot dog when watching baseball
>>154896196any vids of her shitting and/or pissing?
>>154896335Tendies and fries
>>154896335'ot dawg with some grilled onions
>>154896323Fred Lynn, Jim Rice, I'm old.
>MLBPA's salary floor/"competitive fairness tax threshold" pitch was actually lower than MLB's offer while asking for salary raises, making it more unlikely cheap owners would spend that much morewhy does the union not want owners to actually spend?
>>154896323>can you believe Bud Cobb threw 85 miles an hour!
>>154896290He's a trumpanzeeYou're a midwit
>>154896419Trump is a leftist compared to my politics.
he's pulling the string and dropping chairs making them look like they're swatting flies in the dark
>>154896335trail mix I snuck in and water (im jewish)
>>154896335Hot dogs for sure, but they’re so expensive there. You have to sneak in your own.It’s the only benefit of bringing your girl to the game, if you’re catching my drift ;)
imagine a team where bryan woo is your best pitcher
>>154895505Please no Jeff Pissedon. All insiders are tools and all ESPN employees are woke propagandists.
>barves
>>154896434Based>>154896419Reddit
>>154895734Literally anything. I've eaten a muffin and a bowl of cereal over the past 3 days. I have $24 right now but need to spend it on gas to be able to get to work the rest of the week :/
Now for the million dollar question: Coca Cola or Pepsi?
>>154896470kys
Braves were luck merchants, look at their loss column grow just like the Rays.
>>154896473Have you considered prostituting yourself to other men?
imagine a team were julio rodriguez is your clean up hitter
>>154896274He has a wikipedia page, go look for yourself
>>154896406It's almost as if this whole "cheap owners" angle was retarded all along and "cheap owners" are happy to spend moreit's actually greedy players who want a spend to win league were only 4 teams can compete
>>154896335Pretzel
>>154896448>>154896500Grim.
>>154896357Up-and-coming pitchers are taught to throw their arm out on the mound and learn impossible ultragyro pitches.Batters are prioritized based on their bat speed and swing path instead of their ability to actually hit a fucking baseball.No, it’s not normal. And it’s getting worse
>>154896482I know they’re marked up like a bitch, but I can’t think of a single ballpark where a soda costs a million dollars
>>154896448*stands up*WOOOOOO!*sits down*
>>154896473do they pay you to work or do you just piss it all away
>>154896534normal, for me, is the sop of the times. I didn't intend for it to sound like an endorsement. I agree, not a fan.
>>154896558*shoots you in the back of the head with the credit card pistol I snuck into the ballpark*
>>154896482I only drink them in mixed drinks so I can't really tell the difference
>>154896597oh, she fine, bubba
>>154896583Sorry. I didn't know!
Ty Cobb is better than Shohei Ohtani
>>154896597>piercings>fucked up teethwould not
>>154896562Dad died a few months ago and don't have access to my inheritance yet, we split the bills. I spend every dime keeping up with this shit now. Don't drink or do drugs. Don't even consume nicotine or caffeine. Shits just expensive now and I can't do it on my own
Bench:Yandy Diaz (R, 1B)Mickey Moniak (RF)Ben Rice (L, C)Daniel Schneemann (UTIL)
>>154896626>caring about ear piercingsAmish looking ahh
>>154895734a slice of pep, a hot dog, and a diet coke
>>154896626>piercingsI think that's just her hair anon. It looks shiny because of the sun. Also, who cares about piercings of its only earrings
>>154895577valid
>>154896647nobody cares about vidya, nobody plays vidya
>>154896659yes...YES!!!
>>154896664If*
>>154896626What’s wrong with piercings
people who want a salary floor and cap>Bob Nutting>Arte Moreno>John Fisher>Who ever owns the Twins>Rob Manfredpeople who don't want a salary floor and cap>doyer fans>Scott Boras>greedy players
>>154896647Silence! This is a transgender genny.
>>154896664you're an idiot she has 4 in one and and 3 in the other by the looks of it. you think the 7 rings hanging from her ears are her hair shining in the sun? oh my kekini
>>154895800Who is the Shai Gillgeous Alexander of baseball then? The man who always flops and relies on calls from the umps to get his way
>>154896683Why punish teams who want to spend?>muh competitive balance
>>154896628sorry you lost your old man. hang in there.
>>154896691Are there other pictures of her? I'm convinced it's just her hair tied up behind her ears
>>154896678i fucked her
>>154896699apparently a lot of team owners want to spend more since they just proposed a floor way over what most of them currently spend
>>154896683why are you conflating wanting a floor and a cap, retard? some of those guys don't want to spend a dime.
Blessed Pope Sox
I want to spend a dime, on transgender prostitutes.
>>154896743>why are you conflating wanting a floor and a cap, Intelligent Dane?They've just proposed a floor and a cap so apparently they do want to spend
Why can’t the cubs be as good as the white Sox?
>>154896724Nevermind I found one.>>154896691I apologize anon. These actually are gross earrings
>>154896626nothing wrong with ear piercings but it looks like she has dyed hair
>>154896678avohsa/op?
>>154896769they're a better team they just play in a tougher division/league
>>154896765Nothing is stopping them from spending now, you idiot.
>>154896769Pete Crow Armstrong prefers to slander women than play baseball
>>154896765Why don’t they just spend? It’s seems more like they want to impose punitive measures on shitters like Arte Moreno. Being a rich baseball executive is all about exclusivity.
>>154896765acceding to an agreement and wanting to do so aren't the same thing
>>154896683Let's add anon from /mlb/ to wanting a cap and floor
>>154896773That is a bit much.
>>154896802he's actually cupping balls
>>154896795KWAB you're so mad at the thought of a competitive league
she's still fucking hot regardless
>>154896815If she had that many ear piercings, I'm sure she has other ones all over the place
>>154896830>spinning this into a win for the gayngelswhat have the anglels done since 2002
>>154896838I like butts :)
THE TACOMA ANGELS
>>154896838Camera man knows what he doing
>>154896810>Why don’t they just spend?if you want them to spend more then you should surely support a floor right?well good news! the MLB just proposed that
PCA since telling that Sox girl to suck his dick>-1.000 batting average(runners on base actually had to go backwards when he was up to bat)>-100 home runs(his career numbers are now in the negatives)>-10000000 WAR(his career will never recover)>-1 fan(me)
>>154896830Hey Buddy, a floor/cap don’t make the game more competitive they just make it more nuanced and allow teams to prioritize smart financial decisions. Retard teams like the Angels and Mets are still going to suck.
>>154896881The girlcott is working, sisters!
>>154896879>circular reasoningnothing is stopping them from spending, they just don't want to because they're arte moreno. did you know moreno mean dark skinned in spanish kek.
>>154896482RC
>>154896900I thought we quit girlcotting...
>>154896838Am I gay if I noticed sneed before the asses
>>154896888>a floor/cap don’t make the game more competitiveSo why are you seething so much about it?The well run NOT spend to win doyers will still succeed as beforeWhat's the issue?
>>154896915RC and Pepsi both suck about the same
>>154896879the point isn't that i want them to spend so i should support a floor, the point is they aren't spending and a floor is needed immediately.
>>154896926>seething about the dodgers Gayngels kek, post more trout fangraphs.
>>154896907>nothing is stopping them from spending, they just don't want toThen why did they propose a floor?
>>154896482la croix cola sparkling wa but they stopped making it
>>154896924Anon... I didn't even know their jerseys had numbers
>>154896473Just buy a bike nigga
>>154896936Nah. RC is genuinely pretty good, it's less sweet. Doesn't taste like a can of sugar like the other two.
>>154896924Nah that means you’re based
>>154896938>a floor is needed immediately.Well good thing the owners have proposed oneNow they just need to get Scott Boras to agree to it
>>154896473just go to the soup kitchen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7vg7YJ2vWs
>>154896838Asses are too big
>>154896976haven't actually had one in many years desu but I remember not really caring for it. never liked pepsi and drink a coke once or twice a year.
>>154897016go cubs!
>there are actually retards pinning all their hopes and dreams on a new cba agreement
>>154896838I'm shocked no one caught the name of no.9
>>154896995faggot ass cheap owners are ruining baseball, clearly.
>>154897025I mean if you don't like cola in general then RC isn't going to change that. I like it because it's smoother and less sweet tasting than the big two colas
doyer fans>acktually what we really need is a floor..>force those cheap owners to spend morecheap mlb owners>okay we support that. Let's do itdoyer fans>NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT STOP
That’s a double for the disabled! $500 donated.
Beating the Twins while the Tigers and Royals collapse. Just need to keep pace with the Guarjuns until H2H finally starts in late June.
>>154897069rent free
>>154897069how much does arte moreno spend on the angels?
no one:dodgers: *gong noises*
Contreras chirping at Sale
>>154897092Angels are mid tier in spending
Sale plunked Contreras and Contreras was barking: “Attaboy! Attaboy!” Bases are now loaded for the Red Sox
>>154897112Guy is always chimping out
Last one I have
>>154897119Whats the number? You're literally making up your own facts. I SPEAK FACTS. What's the number?
>>154896810yeah why doesn't every small market team just spend a billion?
>>154897054>>154896924
>>154897065I want to try a Mexican coke to see if I can notice the difference between cane sugar and corn syrup, but I otherwise usually just drink water most of the time.
>>154897126they can't help it
keep it baseball related pls
>>154897136Their Payroll is $172,925,055
relate to deez nutz
>>154897171How much of that is actually active payroll? Remove all the IL contracts and contracts from players who aren't even on the team anymore.
The Chicago White Sox run differential is now 0.
>ded sux>risp>scoring with the bases loaded
>>154897164
I SPEAK FACTS NIGGALOOK AT THE ANGELS ACTIVE PAYROLLTHEM NIGGAS AINT SPENDING SHITTHEY BELOW AVERAGE NIGGAI SPEAK FACTS
plenty of off topic in the off season but I feel like summerfags bring it in way more during the season.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=202wQ-R7RUY
cappies seething kek
>>154897203Look out, American League!
>>154897198including the guys on 60 day and 15 day?do they count?
>>154896628That's rough, anon. I'm sorry to hear it.
>>154897245The AL is so shit the White Sox could probably actually sneak into the playoffs if they just keep at this pace.
>>154897212
the meteoric rise of the chicago white sox
Im taking these nugget spins personally I have to work in a few hours :(
>>154897267a papal proliferation
>>154897254Yo, dane. You just took a fucking headshot live in the genny*BOOM* straight headshot nigga.HOW MUCH ARE THEY SPENDING ON THE ACTIVE PAYROLL
>>154895617>pengwings
get head shotted dane BOOM
>>154897285what is your argument?
i'm feeling hopeful today cub sisters!
>>154897267more like a helium filled balloon but still ascendant
Sned
>tolle literally only throws fastballs>poostin riley still can't make contact
imagine defending arte moreno
Kim would've hit i limp roller to second base to end the inning there
imagine engaging with the whiny dane fag lol couldn't be me
>>154897306yo dane, you're dancing around the question CUZ I SPEAK FACTS. STRAIGHT FACTS.Now suddenly you want to avoid the questionHOW MUCH ARE THE ANGELS SPENDING ON ACTIVE PAYROLL NIGGA
>>154897347t. danefag's vpn stirring up conversation about himself
danefag just get laid out on the fukken ground
Cubbies about to get smelly butt raped.
>>154897337Yeah how dare he want a minimum spending floor.. and force small market teams to spend more.. Just because he can afford it with his big market Angels
he's not Danish, retards. he's an obese middled aged loser in OC somewhere.
SD's korean is so ugly lmao
>>154897285Kek
>>154897285>>154897352holy seethe
trannies seething about danes perhaps?
Did you see that guy just get his fucking head blown apart? Holy shit.
NOOO I SUDDENLY DON'T WANT A FLOOR
now its im seethingnow its im a trannynow its "oh no let me dance around the question"STRAIGHT HEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAADSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT NIGGA
>>154897449tranny meltie kwab
>headshottranny planning how he's going to go out kek
so now that its suddenly all these things, why does /mlb/ treat me differently, they discriminate against me because im hispanic. If i was white saying FACTS they wouldn't care.
dodgers fans don't want a cap/floor because they know they will be fucked for the next decade if the contracts they owe after all deferrments are included. The 2030s dodgers will lose 100 games every year because they will be stuck paying Ohtani, Teo and Mookie 100+ million alone and that's not even everybody. Even Tanner Scott has deferred money due in the 2030s kek
Imagine being more retarded than the dane lmao
>>154897285>>154897352bodied that freak
Did the Red Sox line the Barves gloves with teflon when they weren't looking?
>>154897481>if the contracts they owe after all deferrments are includedthat's not how that works you dumb nig
What does an evangelical mofo gotta do to get some respect around here?
tranny and a hispanic? is such a combination even possible?
you guys aren't really keeping it baseball related
>>154897491Blame it on my ADD, babySale!!
>striking out on a ball that hits you
Which team does she support?
>>154897513Yeah a couple of them shot up a mosque in san diego the other day
>>154897534Cubbies<3
>>154897534>she
>>154897501Based Dart
this really what i do, im a truth teller, i speak facts and niggas get mad cause the color of my skin
There's a game on guys
>>154897513You've never seen those Brazilian t-girls with the huge tits and huge dongs?
>>154897534gotta be Cubs
>>154897550>>154897578>flyovers>attractive or thinand i dont think lead exposure makes you a transexual
spending don't win you championships anywayjust look at the mets
>>154897488yo if i wanted to look up the angels active salary and tell you in 4 seconds, could i?
>>154897577>brazilians>hispanic>>154897586God hates the mets tho
>>154897267What happened to my Cubbies.WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CUBBIES
>>154897591Ye
>>154897585>brown tranny goblin>attractiveYou some kind of fag?
What if I told you that for the rest of the season the Red Sox will have better pitching than the Braves?
>>154897598EXACTLY so BOOM headshot that nigga for dancing around the question
>>154897307Those queers could be Sox fans
>>154897602Braves aren't even that good they've just been lucky and have been peaking in April/May
>>154897614Notice how none of them are contenders? They can't compete with the Dodgers and Yankees, MLB needs a hard cap.
>>154897602I'd think about it for a moment before making my own mind up about that.
>>154897614thats cool what's the angels active salary
>>154896797But isn't that based?
Reminder salary caps are COMMUNISM and this is America’s pastime
>>154897617i thought cubs fans were ostensibly the white ones
>>154895734Based Costco cafeteria appreciator
what's with the meltie over the angels salary (solidly middle of the league)
I WALK SHIT DOWN when it comes to this shit.
all americans owe a great national debt to denmark for inventing ozempic, a key weapon in the war against fatties>>154897638baseball is at best the #3 sport in americaFootball, The American Sport, is #1 primarily because of Salary Capsit's not communism when its sports
>>154897614>be angels>spend as much as the other guys>nothing to show for it>erm actually we need to defend arte moreno o algo
>>154897638In communism the teams are owned by the workers themselves
>>154897614All of these teams have something the angels will never have under the Moreno brand
How come they didn't add a retractable roof when they were constructing Target Field and Comerica Park?
>>154897679What?
I have a feedback.
>>154897614The Angels don't belong in this image. We speak NUMBERS. Im a NUMBERS guy.
>>154897639Shit you are probably right.White (heh) Sox are mostly browns, odds are good they are Cub fans
Salary floors are needed to get shitty owners to spend more money.Caps aren’t necessary
>>154897688because rainouts are soul and part of the baseball experience
DFA Riley
poostin riley
>>154897691What do those teams have, just think about it and then look at the angels and it’s clear as day
>>154897688Teams want excuses to have doubleheaders
>>154897614i thought the cubs spent more than thatdon't they make a shit ton of money? i thought they were top 5 in revenue
"Before I retire, all MLB ballparks are required to have a retractable roof. Regardless of geographical climate during the season."
/mlb/, tell me about this batting order
>>154897730cubs make money, they don't spend tho
You now remember Phillies Karen.
dane fag getting BTFO
>>154897730they're 7th in payrollthere aren't that many teams over the cap
>>154897769>biggest jews in baseball are flyovers
>>154897775The only thing I remember from that was what a spineless cuck the dad was.
>>154897775haven't forgotten. they never did dox this bitch did they
I think Arte only wants to sell the team to another mexican. I think he'll live another decade and in the meantime I'll become a billionaire and buy the team.
back to the dugout clown
>>154897769you know we're in 2026 right?
>>154897800That kid's old man is a fag unfortunately
>>154897811Yes, also I'm pro cap/floor. There isn't any already made graphs for this year.
>>154897768Crazy lineup, is this normal to have in video game baseball?
Rob Manfred says there's a $446 million gap between MLB's smallest and highest team payrolls."That's not a fair fight...fans want competition, and that’s what it’s about at the end of the day, and that’s what we need to get fixed."
Do the Cubs even have male fans anymore?
>>154897800I feel bad for the kid. No way he could ever have any respect for his dad after this
>>154897832No and as a cubs girl it makes it hard to meet my future husband
Sox revving up the bullpen here we go
>>154897825For the online modes it’s common and essential to have a deep roster.
>>154897829slimebag argument. a lot of that gap is due to the luxury tax that gets redistributed to the teams that aren't spending.
>>154897821Here i found it for you>doyers 46%>Angels 51%
cubtrannies kek
>>154897845Would you date a Reds man like me?
>danny culo(azz)mbe Red sux kek
