Celebrate Australia's favourite game with a burger.Aints vs Dawks - 7:30pm MRVL
>>154889167what place is that from looks good
fucking hungry lads
>>154889192The burger deals this year are barely deals
is this the thread?
Sex gifs
going to have to go into work tomorrow even though we've been wfh on fridays usuallynot happy about it frankly, wanted to stay to watch the footy and roll out of bed whenver the fuck i wanted.
>>154889167>>154889192>eating goyslop
theres a study going on in australia now that is linking domestic violence and terrorism/mass shootings, the common denominator is grievances a person might feel that they bottle up inside then one day down the line act out on it, they're trying to figure out ways to stop these events from happening but they don't know what to do about "lone wolf" actors who have no prior history with police or the courts. so wife beaters are akin to terrorists and mass shooters now.
>>154889237are you implying wifebeaters shouldn't be considered scum?
>>154889237they had the solutions for this and many other things in germany 90 years ago
>>154889237I'm sure the study doesn't acknowledge Islam or foreign cultures role in violence at all.
>>154889237"Tradies" commit 50% of all reported domestic abuse despite only being 10% of the population.
>>154889237No — Australia’s mass‑shooting dataset is far too small to draw statistically reliable trendlines in the way you could for the U.S. or Europe.
>>154889243not saying that, but they have engaged with family law solicitors, and it seems like any man who has a legal dispute with his ex will be on a watchlist, this is what it sounds like they want to do
nick diacos commits 50% of all turnovers in the afl
>>154889262true
> this is what it sounds like they want to do
>> this is what it sounds like they want to do
have any of you been so mad at your gf or wife that you want to kick her arse? me personally, no, i usually just break plates or something but never hit any of my exes
>>154889237>studies>expertsnobody takes this shit seriously anymore, not since the scamdemic and replication crisis
>>154889167My girlfriend has one of those squeaky child-like voices does that mean she was molested as a child?
>>154889298no i grew up in a loving family
I’m a bit of a lone wolf I’ve just got so much anger and hatred bottled up inside of me lol I hope st kilda wins tonight or I’ll fucking explode hehehe
>>154889309calm down scoops
>>154889237>so wife beaters are akin to terrorists and mass shooters now.Wow, this is really culturally insensitive to our First-Nations Peoples.
>>154889298>want toof courseactually done it?of course not>>154889309go hawks btw
>>154889314
>>154889323What’s he pondering I wonder?
>>154889335Fuck up David we know it's you
i've had burgers where the tomato slice is such a non component and it makes me question why people keep putting them in the burger, like the burger in the OP pic i guarantee you wont taste or notice the slice of tomato. same with beetroot. raw onions and crispy lettuce is always nice and compliments it well.
Holy SOVL
>>154889339No, but why the hostility brah? Bad day?
>>154889171>you best believe your misso will know when international womens day is on and you better acknowledge that shitwhat kind of retarded fucking women are you involved with?
>>154889309What would happen if you exploded haha?
>>154889348she doesn't look nice at all here, ive seen some clips of her like out and about on the street, like that one clip of her giving you a tour of her mums house where she looks so nice but these professional shots and movie posters don't do her any favours at all she looks hella munted
>>154889352Australian ones
ninthmond just signed some 217cm septic
>>154889348ive got a bar she couldnt bend haha
>>154889352girls from uni
>>154889347tomato sucks
I'm a fat cunt and I love burgers and talking about them all day long mmm
nothing more retarded than an "educated" woman
Nothing more obnoxious than a woman who sees herself as intelligent.
Don't be a misogynist
>>154889377
end the season and give flagmantle the cup now
>>154889403STOP THE COUNT!!!
>>154889403>Freo being able to avoid playing when it mattersThey'd love that.
i wish it were legal to own river otters in australia. they're scared it will become another invasive species but they're just so damn cute, i would have to movie to south east asia or america to own one it's not fair
if I thought the spirit of dead people existed in depictions of them like photos or videos the people would rightly call me a retard. but if thought like that and was aboriginal then people wouldn’t say it’s retarded
What nation should I automatically obsess about? Im thinking Armenia or Assyria
>>154889417such a racist pos
Autistically* fuck SAKE can never do anything right. You know what just forget it
Youse are some of the best blokes going around
>>154889423>>154889426Find one that resonates with you, that's all I can say - follow your heart. That's what I did.
can geelong expose anon hurry up
>>154889429cheers*pushes large shit out of ass*
>>154889429based nick daicos complimenting gay sauna staff
>>154889423Byzantine.
>>154889432what happened after the 1300 bid that made it go up so much
>>154889439Fraud.
>>154889416>>154889352>>154889429>>154889222good posts
The humble eggs on toast for dinner
>>154889439dunno but i require more details
>>154889432>>154889454>Under the AFL/AFLW Collective Bargaining Agreement, players generally receive 65% of the net revenue from commercial memorabilia sales
>>154889459so he got $52812.5
>>154889423america seems a popular choice
>>154889463>Estimated Bracket: As a highly durable, 100+ game Premiership player who finished in the top 10 of Geelong's best and fairest (the Carji Greeves Medal), his contract would comfortably place him in the upper-middle tier of the AFL salary scale. Given the recent boosts to the AFL salary cap, established, regular best-22 players of his caliber typically command anywhere from $450,000 to $650,000+ AUD per year, though the exact figure remains confidential within the club and the AFL players' association.
fucks sake I thought it started in half and hour not an hour and a half
why couldnt we have 6:30pm footythats plenty of time for wagies to get their shit together
finna be A LOT of RMs and chinos walking around marvel tonight
where teams
>>154889452thats what I had and baked beans
Got a real bowel clinger of a shit brewing.
>>154889488Too difficult to get to the game in time after work for many and 7:30pm maximises the tv audience. Boomers make up a massive chunk of the FTA audience and most of them that watch tv are still watching the news at that time.
need to have a shower but my housemate has been taking forever in there
>>154889525if it takes you over an hour and a half to get some where after work you are probably too poor to go to the football anyway
Can't decide what to get for dinner.
digits loom
>>154889531Thinking a heaping of cock.
Have you Hird the good news?
>hey boss footy is on tonight could i please leave a bit earlier so i can make it>noare we really subservient to shekles this badly that footy has to start at 7:30pm?
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING TEAMS
imagine caring about footy more than providing for your family
>>154889530Some people want to go home first for a shower, change and to see the kids, or go somewhere for a few drinks with mates before the game.
>In: M.Kondogiannis, N.Cox, E.Tsatas, W.Setterfield, H.Jones, H.El Achkar, S.El-Hawli, J.Nguyenlook at how diverse the dosn ins are
>>154889543utterly crisp and true
>>154889557>dosn get more diverse>team goes to shitReally really really makes you think
>Brody Grundy managed against TiggsDisrespectful desu.
>>154889564Are you serious??? Fuck sake i already have only 17 players for supercoach this week.
>>154889348she uglyU - G - L - Yshe ain't got no alibishe UGLY
>>154889569kek how is that possible, at least you only need 18 this week
>>154889569crisp adam yze last week
>>154889569I hope people are the same cause it'll be a nice boost for me this weekend. I'll have 22 on field with Grundy missing. How do you have so many players from Port, Crows, Suns and Norf?
will day may play, yay
>>154889569>man ranked 50k makes shit decisionsnot surprising 2bh
games start around 5pm in wa all the time fuck vics are coddled
If you can get a free burger due to spending a certain amount should you take it even if it means eating two burgers?
>>154889439i just like the guernsey
>>154889176pretend I can't hear anyone that talks to me
>>154889576>How do you have so many players from Port, Crows, Suns and Norf?I just do
>>154889176ill submit to the dreamtime performer
seven days no weed
Are you rapists finna watch the footy tonight
>>154889605Which ones? I've only got Butters, Horne-Francis, Petracca and Sheezel.
>>154889616*raises paw*
>>154889616Hey! I find being referred to as a rapist offensive and I insist that you apologise.
>>154889531Eggs on toast?
>>154889360i'd make her look hella nutted iykwim haha
>>154889352modern ones
>Perez is a late in tonightCool.
culture (abo): :Oculture (euro): :@
adam and eve not adam and steve
>bored, frustrated, want attention
afl on the grounds of the whitehouse
>>154889667crisp email sender >>154889630
>>154889671this but the roof of parliament
>>154888888
>>154889615nice mate. teetotal is bliss
>>154889666This.
>>154889571>at least you only need 18based me buying booze and getting carded iykwim haha
>why isn't he listening to me?
>>154889608haha idkwym haha iykwim haha
gonna go make up another boogeyman lads
>>154889298Yeah I got into an argument with my gf and punched her in the face after she slapped me she kept on fighting and I ended up hurting her got arrested she didn't want to press charges but the cops did
Anyone else like watching their missus fuck Indians?
>>154889706No mate, you're the first and only person in existence who likes that.
>>154889706Yesterday on the chase there was a cute christian white women who said she was learning to speak indian for her fiance.
>>154889706crisp paki
>154889706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvIgHR80dZki wish i had a boss like this to get the best out of me
Fuck my arsehole is stinging. Had subway for lunch with jalapeños. Just had some rissoles that mum made and immediately ran to the dunny. Started out with a healthy and solid looking log but then went full diarrhoea and was watery as fuck. As the watery shit started my arsehole was burning so bad it made my stomach hurt. Starting to feel a bit better now.
>>154889714>wanting a boss
You guys don't seem very hype for this saints hawks blockbuster
>>154889720this nigga sweats when he eats a banana lmao
your mum is your boss lol you fat neek
>>154889725I don’t understand what you mean
>>154889714If any man, even my boss, spoke to me like this I would cave his fucking skull in.
I tipped Fremantle over Brisbane, lads.
>>154889720In contrast I just had the best poo I've had in a long time. It was a nice solid log and a couple of smaller logs. It just all slid right out and felt great. There were a couple of satisfying farts too. I feel light and have a pep in my step now, like I just had an enema.
>>154889730ayoooo deadass fr
Reminder to get around your mob and have a yarn
>>154889732freds dead baby
oi fuckheads this used to be a betting generalwhat happened poofs? fuel too expensive for you? get some fuckin multis goin
dogs vs pies has kino potential
>>154889742FOJ
>>154889742
>>154889743I think their last few have been close.
>>154889748recall a few umpire riggings to get the pies over the line
>>154889732I'm expecting a 7 goal raping in the 4th quarter
>>154889755
>>154889703based establishment lefty
>>154889755This is the worst post I've ever seen in an /afl/ thread.
>>154889721is that walmartbro?
>>154889755just embrace the trannypill mate
>>154889755oh boy i cant wait to crosslink this to show my internet friends in /cric/!
>>154889755you grow out of it
>>154889755Go Pies btw
>>154889765dunno once i saw a queenslander fuck a doll and show its holes
>no nrl games tonightoh boy expect some gay porn posts soon
Can’t stand boomer cunts in their l50s and 60s
Say hello to the future leaders of the nation from the Labour Club at University of Melbourne.
God I love getting roughly fucked up the arse by dominant, vigorous women
>>154889783those are gen x champ
sick to death of neale daniher
>>154889769too late mate, already screenshotted and added to my gayfl folder
I am inspired
>>154889788The country has fallen
>be nrlsperg >afl games about to start >be obsessed with /afl/ for some reason>need to scare away the posters as they enter the thread>gaypost right on cue>read this post and immediately think to deny it and say nrlsperg doesn't exista tale as old as time
lads dont forget its naidoc week in julywe get to see the abo jumpers and welcome to countries again!
*neales*
>>154889806Okay but nrlsperg actually doesn’t exist
>raining outside>dinner eaten, full tummy >football about to startKino
>>154889808I thought the last 2 weeks were indigenous weeks? I even attended some kind of smoking my ceremony and BBQ for it
if only more people bought the fucking beanie
>>154889806youve lost the plot mate
bummers mid season 1st pick has done is calf kek
Fucking hate Mitch Cleary. Who’s cock has he sucked to get his channel 7 job?
>>154889821she would be quite hot if she lost some weight
>>154889834based willy wonka
>trying to lose weight>buy a bunch of chicken breast to do meal prep>mumza gets all shitty and starts cooking chicken breast every night but with loads of oil and sauces and carbs and shit and gets mad when i don't want to eat itwhy are women like this.
>>154889849 shit test, they just like knowing they have control
Whens D'Ambrosio gonna hit puberty
>>154889731thisfeedback is one thing but I would NOT be able to just sit there and take some cunt screaming at me especially if it wasn't my fault but my colleague's
what a fucking garbage game for a thursday night, i stared it 15min late and just scrolled through it and nothing happened
any loomers lurking?
>footy starts>thread dies
AFL isn’t a good spectator sport it’s ‘ok’ on television. Soccer mogs in this aspect.
>>154889894its what rulesperg wants
Interestingly (to me at least) I think this game might be closer than the odds suggest. On pure stats my ML model actually picked Saints, but it was close enough that the odds consideration pushed the tip back to the Hawks. Hoping for a cracking game regardless.
>1 million dollar forward>misses from 20m outkeki guess that's also brisbane's fault, ross the loss?
>good defence vs rossball with no forward linemakes for very grim viewingin fact there are only like 2-3 good games this round AND it's shorter because of the stupid bye bullshit
missus just got up and violently masturbated
Someone needs to tell the Saints players that you need to touch the ball to be able to win matches.
might have to violently masturbate myself this game is that boring
Damn, I shouldn't have had two burgers. Full as fuck and didn't even finish the second one.
POO POO PEE PEEI NEED A COCK IN ME
hot take: hawks overall ball skills are average
>bye roundinb4 two friday night games
>>154889849if you lose weight you might sort the rest of your life out too in which case you won't need her anymore. it makes her feel insecure.
>>154889924no more double fridays until july far as i can tell
I kissed a bloke and I liked it
how come their playing with little police tea towels around their arms? police memorial day? no one has killed a cop recently.
the coward known as jack gunston
I don't like football.
youll be happy to know afl is on here
Notice how gay /afl/ gets when St Kilda are playing?
Saints do not belong in prime time.
>>154889950That tv is ridiculously small
>>154889959Matches his cock.
>>154889948the afl is pretty bad these days
>>154889953you don't understand, 22 points in a quarter is so good and fun to watchi actually feel bad for saints customers who have to convince themselves of this it's like stockholm syndrome
>>154889944international masonic nonce day
garbage game
>>154889944very bad taste of st kilda and hawthorn to honour the police on the anniversary of george floyd's murder
I’ve got pooey undies
Scoops is gonna go postal tonight
UH OH GUNSTONS HAND NO GOOD
>>154889731Hahhahaha lad I’d fucking slaughter you cunt if you ever tried to ark up when I was giving you a serve. Keep your big man moments to your dreams cunt cause if you ever tried to bring them out in front of me, I’d fucking flatten you quick smart, you little wannabe gangster
Should I eat some goyslop or nah
>pies reliant on pendle>hawthorn reliant on gunstonwhats with the zoomers still needing the uncs to show them how its done
>>154889983Yeah you deserve a treat mate
>>154889983G’wan
>>154889965Low scoring games are already a negative but they play a really unattractive brand of footy. They're just not good to watch.
>goyota tundra no thanks
>>154889983I did. Will be the last slop for a couple of weeks for me.
>>154889982kek>>154889983
You guys like card tricks?
sperged out on the train (packed) because my pen wasn't working properly while I was trying to write the letter "s"
>>154889990Yeah you’re right
What’d you do
crazy how cops in the uk arrested a white bloke stabbed by a sikh and let him bleed out and die and nobody gives a single shit. if he was some career criminal brown pet there would be cities on fire and people kneeling before sportball games on the other side of the planet
>>154890008Eh.
You can't just call everything "slop" and "goy"
>>154889965>i actually feel bad for saints customers
>>154890020yes i fucking can
>sperged out on the train (packed) because my pen wasn't working properly while I was trying to write the letter "s"
Not the start boss Lyon wanted
>>154890020I sure can.
>>154890032It was a "Women's Asian Cup Australia 2026" pen so it's no really surprise it shit the bed when it came to the crunch
ross deserved to be fired more than voss or b. scott frankly
Man, I sure love watching Sinclair rack up 35 touches in the back half every week.
>>154890043Phwoar that'll be worth a pretty penny one day, better hold on to that one
>>154890046They're a gutless club that will probably stick with him for at least another year after this season.
might have to turn this offsurely no one is enjoying this except poopee customers, and even then it's not a good watch
Hird you guys were talking shit
now that the dust has settled was spending 4m for nas and tdk the play?
ross lyon has absolutely nuked saint kilda for the foreseeable futurethey're fucked
Tonight the afl could have shown:>bane fred>dogs pies >melb gaseven wc dosn would've been better than this shit
>>154890058>$5 million for one season of Nas, TDK and Phillipoulol
Wish I had real life mates to talk to please God
Do the saints have the most dire future?
>>154890046>>154890061what are they even doing, they're doing the halfarse semi rebuild thing which never works
>>154890064Whoever does the match scheduling at the AFL probably deserves to be killed if I'm being completely honest.
>>154890058>>154890067Let's not forget max kings long million dollar contract
matt ass fill a poo
>>154890072They've got some okay kids but they won't finish low enough to truly inject their list with the talent they need. They have middle of the pack written all over them. Three more years of treading water just outside finals. Bleak.
>>154890078It really is crazy how they manage to fuck it up and make no one happy every single year. You'd think there'd be at least one team happy with it but nah.
why does howie pronounce "line" with an "o"?
imagine scoops nostrils flaring in angeri reckon he full spacks out and punches his lounge and stuff
>>154890094pacing in his lara shitbox
Crazy how all you need to do for a state funeral is run around and chase a bit of leather, or throw a ball a few times per year. Australian "culture"
Poor Eric bana
>>154890089it should be a random draw anyway. couldn't be any worse.
Why are the Saints so fumbly? They can't handle the ball even under zero pressure tonight. Fucking humps the lot of them.
>>154890097you will miss it when all you have is indians sending their dead down the river as state funerals
Thinking Ross "The Boss" Lyon will be the next coach sacked.
epic ross half time spray incoming
saints need to lift here imo
cause he SUCKS lol
>>154890094Going to be taking it out on his aflwgf's vagina.
>>154890109That sounds like a cool funeral tho
>>154890115They said he gave them one at quarter time, didn't seem to have worked
>>154890102Yeah I'd be fine with that. At least then I could blame it on bad luck/chance rather than knowing someone is paid to come up with dogshit.
Haven't been paying attention. How has Tom De Koning gone so far tonight? Worth the $1.9m?
I was informed that the saints would be good this season
>>154890109
>>154890121LOL
not sure ross is the boss anymore
will day goal?
apparently having roller shutters on your windows is now considered racist and they could be banned
>>154890145No but mason wood
>>154890147i was literally just reading that kek
>>154890109Longest kick competition cancelled because the ball keeps hitting corpses in the Yarra.
i feel like the whole lachie neale stuff took attention away from the fact silvangis brother stuck his finger in someones vagina forcefully
>>154890147kek post it
Would it be weird to make up stories on a internet forum for replies?
>>154890079>51.9% of the this season's salary cap spent on NWM, TDK, King, Phillipou, Flanders, Silvagni and RyanImagine making decisions like that then blaming other clubs for you being shit. What an irrelevant shitstain of a club.
>>154890158https://7news.com.au/news/perth/roller-shutters-banned-in-three-city-of-stirling-suburbs-c-22304904
>>154890163thats basically 90% of reddit so not really weird
perthcucks our response?
>>154890167Doesn't say anything about racism
>>154890167american levels of control wtf
>>154890163Depends. How lonely and starved for attention are you?
>shit kilda
Saints should kick a goal?
BT isn't happy about the roof
>>154889788disgusting
found it why kingy wasnt on first crack last nighthe was bloody at the pub watching the footy with adam gilchrist
>>154890179you really need to learn about how they deliberately use evasive language designed to distort, obscure, or reverse the meaning of words in the media to push their 2030 agendas.
>>154890167kek. i actually agree that they're an eyesore and would love everywhere to look heritage as fuck but we can do that by deporting all africans back to africa and abbos back to the bush simple as.
>>154889788fuck sake i can smell the mixture of curry and joop from here
Oh no sainters, oh nooo
>>154890147>>154890167>the council decided they had a negative impact on heritage values.I guess being the victim of armed home invasions or repeated burglaries has no negative impact on heritage values.
>>154890198Ahh ok thanks mate, I'll get right on that.
oh when the saints more like 0 and 4 KEK
>wednesday night>footyhuh?
>>154890200Joop is a nice smell. Don't blame it on Indians.
>>154890180>american levels of control wtfwe are way more of a nanny state than america and it's not even close.
Jack "Stun gun" Gunstun
>>154890215Based slept through an entire day hungover poster
gunston has as many goals as saints do points kek
is it happening or is it aint?
Any thespians in?
>>154890217pigs arse you seppo dick sucker
Can't see myself not switching this slop off and watching Sopranos at half time. Fucking Aints. These cunts belong on Sunday afternoon or as the double up on Saturday so I can watch the other game.
This is a coach killer.DONT COME MONDAY
feeling cute might watch this sport
>>154890232brainrot
lyon to the saints is what hird will be to essendon
>>154890239PLEASE
holy kek all the footy shows pumping up the aints saying they can make a run late if they win games in the next monthlollmao even
Saints will want the next one here
>burger>sees burger image>enters threadcant make this shit up kek
weddle :3
even bombers put up more of a fight against hawks
Anything noteworthy happen in the match thus far?
Gonna need a webm of that Aints customer with his head in his hands after Hall's miss.
racist ump
oh no
Saints will want the next 10
GOALESS HALF!
throw money at some more players thatll fix it
>The pathetic Aints beat the Iggs by over a 100 a month agoGrim.
RIGGED
RECORD BROS WE EATIN GOOD
why does howie pronounce 'nine' with an "o"?
HOWLING
>Ned Reeves has had as much or more impact in the ruck than TDK and he's probably on less than a 1/4 the salary.That salary is going to haunt them.
goalless game bros...do we dare dream
>>154890285Picture says a thousand words.
Just snapped off a fat, stinky Saints
Just saw Scoops angrily punch the 15 year old he was rizzing lads
Which irrelevant club has a grimmer future: Aints or Bummers?
COMEBACK
how the turn tables...
could go for something sweet*pushes a shit out my ass*
No Euro-Yoke, no Saints
>>154890306he's gonna need a few more after this game
I reckon I could hit 8 hours of sleep tonight if I went to sleep shortly
>>154890299Aints because bombers have sovl
>played on after the sirenKWAB
how ross has survived up to this point beggars beliefdickhead sounds like he's been boozing every night for the last 40 years
>dreamtime game>neither uses their rightful first nations name
That umpire that called that Watson kick play on is a bonafide fucking retard.
>>154890320What the fuck are you talking about?They haven't had sould for a long time, they're just an irrelevant shitter of a club that plays at etihad, has 65k members and never makes finals
>>154890333which number?
>>154890342Brent Wallace
>>154890299pies
>flanders hammydiddily ding dong crap
>my hawks robbed by umps againFUCKING SPASTICS!!
>>154890355Achilles
>>154890355>hammyIt's an Achilles. Could be gone for a year.
Name one uniquely Australian cultural fact
i want to colonise south east asia
>>154890372Fuck you, you cant tell me what to do
my mate used to smoke shard hard with solomon
>>154890341>16 cups>Anzac Day>Dream Time>Drug ScandalMight not have big sovl right now, but they have a soul and are a real club. Saint Kilda is an embarrassment and has been since the 1890s
>>154890372what do you mean by cultural fact?
>No goal halfBased Ross Boss defensive style.
>>154890374n women's colons iykwim haha
>>154890372bunnings snagsdemocracy sausage
>>154890380Anzac day and dreamtime are shit, Essendon should fuck off from both of them
>>154890372brits did far more with this continent in 70 years than abos did in 70000
>>154890380>16 cupsOnly 2 of which have come within the last 40 years.
When Lyon's group did the coup to put him in they took over the entire board. He's entirely entrenched.Fucked that club hard. TWICE.
The negress on the Lite N Easy ad has some serious junk in the trunk.
>>154890380>MUH HECKING SUBURBAN WAR DODGER FLAGSkwab club
>>154890372Why?
>>154890402>>154890396Weak arguments, soft arguments. You will bow down to Essendon again and you will we all be wasted. Essendon is a Greek Epic and your club is a sunday funnies
What are we drinking, gentlemen?
[spoiler]Silvagni (the player) was actually a good pickup for the Saints[/spoiler]
>>154890285they should cancel your membership for this
Here comes the stock standard hawks drop off
>>154890415Oh yeah ww2 was really worth it.
>>154890423that 1000 metre cte stare
hey jack what did your brother do again?
>>154890423>dml winesThis man does not know good wines. I can guarantee he couldn't tell the difference between a nice grenache and a deep merlot
>>154890331Got them all angry about father/sons as that's what's keeping them down.
>>154890434Or not
Australia has no culture.
>>154890423I just had a sauvignon blanc with dinner, that's enough for tonight
>>154890372best sporting nationmad max, crackerjack, the castleinvented the best football codemost diverse and high quality food sceneinvented modern cafe culture
feel like our culture somewhat died when channel 10 and channel 9 stopped being relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cfhi7SlrtU
>>154890463>best sporting nationno>mad max, crackerjack, the castleevery developed nation has iconic local films>invented the best football codeno>most diverse and high quality food sceneobviously never been to any major city in the usa>invented modern cafe cultureno, that was seattle and the wider usa west coast
THE SAINTS ARE MARCHING ON
>>154890481holy retard alert
>>154890423'rossa shazGuinness after the bottle is empty
Tonight's kino? Sin City (2o05)
>>154890372Wake In Fright
>>154890422Embarrassing post. Your club is as gay and irrelevant as you are.
>>154890423Tea.
>>154890423i'm 5 months sober
>>154890498I really like the Hard Goodbye but the rest of the movie is a bit of a slog. Should've just expanded that to 90 - 110 minutes and made a feature film of it.
>>154890372our biggest cities are uniquely diverse!
>>154890372Investment house, cheap DIY reno and then either selling or renting it out for $1000/week.
>>154890500Seething. Breathe and dilate
tonight's kino for me is yet another night of cortisol spiking nightmares where it will leave me feeling totally drained and not well rested for tomorrow.
australian culture is whatever ethnic australians (british) do
The most culturally unique Australian thing is that we are so isolated from the rest of the world and what goes on in it that Australia exists in a kind of strange bubble that virtually no other country exists in. Which means that our "culture" isn't influenced in contrast to other cultures, but is entirely incestuous. Which means totally meaningless things like "Bunnings sausage" can become an unquestionable Australian icon. Just because someone once said it was and it remained unchallenged.
>>154890521why does that happen? its annoying and im well adjusted / mentally healthy
>>154890517I don't seethe over irrelevance, I ignore it.
>>154890522irregular employment and low grade drug addiction to escape the misery of their lives?
>>154890372
>>154890510I just don't love the Bruce willis one
>>154890530>overpriced junk food snack shit from a hardware store chain is "australian culture"holy fucking grim
>>154890499>our best movie is killing kangaroos and gay sex
>>154890539yeah mate
$1.01 - scoops calls this a courageous fightback even though the hawks have put the cue in the rack
Met Jake lever today, good guy
Saints status = marching
>>154890565seems an alright bloke really
>>154890537>Your club is as gay and irrelevant as you are.>I don't seethe over irrelevance, I ignore it.Holy retard, you can't even do the thing you claim to do. How fucking fat are you because I know you can't follow a simple mindset path.
>>154890573>Holy retard, you can't even do the thing you claim to doI've been ignoring Essendon for decades.
>>154890564Same thing happened with North vs Gold Coast.Everyone creaming themselves over their shit first half and then getting 3 attempts at a winning score after the umpire didn't play advantage.
>>154890439Kek
>>154890581Rent freeQuestion, did an Essendon dude reject your fat sweaty ass because you tried to come on to him and that broke your cholesterol soaked heart? Love hurts pervert.
>Turn it over>Just stand there while they run around youPATHETIC.
>>154890444>>154890461>>154890495Unironically where do I start if I want to start drinking red
freshie here whats sri lankas story
>>154890600>Questionugh
imagine a black womans big fat sweaty tits and arse on ya face
>>154890614Which black woman?
>>154890610Answer: ughSound you make when you dilate
>>154890609Same as every other similar flag. Nonce travelling to poor Asian regions to get at the kids.
>>154890617one with big fat sweaty tits and arse
>>154890617Can't handle black hands/feet. They just look dirty.
>>154890609mick of the month
>>154890624You sound like a spergy loser.
>>154890614finna, this is a black kween thread now
>>154890605I'm sorry, I only drink white wines. When I did drink red, I didn't mind tempranillo(sp?) and similar wines
>>154890643I like the threesome scene where her and her old friend from college seduce the young bartender and give him their asses.
>>154890641You are a retard though confirmed through top sources.
i find black women very hot but they do have a certain smell too them
>>154890655>bummers sperg>top sourcestop yourself, mate.
>>154890605you just drink it
Onlyfans is such a massive scam
After talking condoms with /afl/ last night, none of us are big enough to handle black women.So posting black women is effectively posting cuck porn.
>>154890661I find some attractive but I don't like black woman hair. Always takes the gloss off a bit when you see a hot black woman and realise she's wearing a wig.
>>154890663It tastes like shit tho but people say it’s good so maybe im missing something
desperately need rc to weigh in on the hird question
I will never drink red wine, ever
>>154890662I'm not Robert Walls
>>154890609apparently going on vacation makes everyone seethe
I find some black women quite attractive but I can't get past their dry-looking cracked dusty-looking kinda hands, and if they're not dry-looking they're kinda greasy looking in a clammy vaseline sort of way
>>154890668Black men having larger penises is a myth. Statistically their largest penises are comparable to caucasians and in the same distribution of about 3% of the men. Roughly 97% of black men have an average or small penis. Imagine the damage of the psyche of those guys when so many women expect them to be packing due to that myth.
>>154890688>vacationfoy
Kylie is a heckin cultural icon of Australia apparrently
>>154890686Not with that attitude.
>>154890696the bitch hasn't lived here in 20 odd years
>>154890696I'd agree wit that even if she's lived in the UK for like three decades now.
I dont even know any of Kylie's songs
>>154890691I've read things about this, how fucked they are psychologically. Women are retards when it comes to size, unless it's a microcock or a monster, they think they're big. generally
>>154890709
loved when fuck heads in here though some washed up old hack would dictate what time the afl grand final is played
>>154889973>international masonic nonce daytrue
>>154890709this actually makes sense with how shit the spatial awareness is
>>154890721>she's seen a 10.5 inch cockwomen in charge of spatial reasoning
>ynr rove mcmanus
>>154890721she's talking about width btw
>>154890734In her defence she ends the video with "I don't think we know what we're talking about" so she's at least a little bit self aware.
>>154890721yap yap yap >>154890734women generally are very bad at itsisza thought i was "close to 2 metres tall" (i'm 188cm)
>>154890739>Say "hi" to your mum for me
I can tell when you blokes get drunk because the bait y’all respond to has to be more farfetched
>>154890739the dickhead got cheeztv cancelled because he's a humourless manlet cunt
I dont like it when the cocks too long in the porno
mike oxlong
>>154890753Why?
>>154890739one of those guys that was everywhere then just vanished for like a decade
>>154890756There are too many cocks smaller than mine in porn now and I'm not even big. Horrible. In precisely zero of my sexual fantasies do I have a smaller cock.
>>154890769like merrick watts
>>154890721>Average girl can handle 3 inches>5 inches if they're a pro> . . .>5 inches is fine>6 is fabulous>7 is almost too big>8 is definitely too bigHow is 6 better than 5 if they can only handle 3-5 inches?>The biggest I've ever seen in real life - 10.5"Guessing she still had sex with it.
>>154890775yes exactly
DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK
>>154890747>sisza thought i was "close to 2 metres tall" (i'm 188cm)6% error rate is decent enough.If you asked someone to estimate 1m with their hands and they signal 96cm, you'd think it's pretty good, right?
>>154890774I like it when its smaller than mine because I can tell myself that id give her a better dicking down
>>154890778they are idiotsnone of them like getting their cervix punched in unless its a fetishthey actually prefer girth
ynr arj barker
>>154890790No but Steven May
>>154890778Women logic, don't try to make sense of it.
Pendlebury's guernsey auction concluded.>$101,075Not bad for outside the salary cap.
this is my dick there are many like it but this ones mine my dick is my best friend it is my life
>>154890783you read my mind
>>154890803thats just the match worn jumperhe made another 6 figures possibly 7 from all of the other merch sold that week
>>154890794>they actually prefer girth>Can't fit it in mouth for a blowjob>Absolutely refuse anal>Need 30 minutes of foreplay for vaginaThey don't even like girth. Spaghetti dicks win again.
We didn't know how good we had it 20 years ago when two and a half men was airing
they like it if you can make it vibrate
Anyone tried those penis sleeves that increase girth/length?
>>154890822
My life has been one big humiliation ritual
how many hours of annual leave do you guys have saved? at my company the hours roll over to the next year, I bet I’m in the top 10%
are swedish-made penis enlarger pumps legit?
>>154890841Yes but they only increase the size of your penis temporarily by increasing blood flow to the area.
>>154890840>at my company the hours roll over to the next yearthis isn't unique in Australia
>>154890841Yeah. You grow muscles by ripping the fibres and letting them heal. You grow penis size by bursting the blood vessels in a vacuum and letting them heal bigger.
>>154890840I had 187 before this trip
IVE BEEN FUCKED I DEMAND AN INVESTIGATION INTO SAM FLANDERS ACHILLES TENDON!!!!!!
I like cycling but I'll likely not be a MAMIL because we don't have the proper infrastructure for it
Amazing that Watson didn't get concussion from the heeming in Tasmania. Whatever it takes desu.
>>154890853If this was true, every man would do this
>>154890840>at my company the hours roll over to the next year,This is the same at all companies but they will make you take time off when you accumulate too much.
>>154890857>VoidThey skip that part of the leg? Kinda nice of them, would assume it would've been tough luck.
>>154890857
>some shitty show from my childhood was le good!!no it was shit mate
SILVAGNI IS A SPASTIC. COST ME MY MULTI.
>>154890867No they refund your bet
>>154890882Gotcha.>>154890857KWAB.
>the rapist's brother misses from 10m outgenuinely pathetic kek
>>154890674same as when you thought beer tasted like shit when you were 16
>>154890897850k a year btw
ive been messaging a girl for a weekthinking her vagina will envelope my penis at some point
Had a balance in my Sportsbet since last October, only now just hit $0. It's been a good run betting without depositing until now, back to the drawing board once more.
>>154890917crisp $5 multi spender
>62 points in a half>On track for 124 points for the gameRoss has the Saints firing with a high scoring gamestyle.
>>154890866At how much would they force one to use it and why?
wine is a lot like pussysome taste like shit some taste so sweet and delicious you want more
Used to treat the saints like a 2nd team, but now that my sister broke up with Jack Steele's cousin they can go get fucked lol
>>154890929Depends on the company. I was made to use some when I had 10 weeks accumulated.
>>154890947stop thinking about your sister having sex
the aints; a truly pathetic pissweak joke of a club
carlton's still worse i reckon
when i drink wine i knock it back too quickly because i'm too used to drinking beer.
Torn by Natalie Imbruglia is bigger than any of Kylie's songsI don't know any of Kylie's songs, wouldn't know what her voice sounded like
>>154890991my brother was a teetotaler until his wedding night and had no idea how to drink champagne, thought he was supposed to down it like a jagerbomb or something. needless to say he got pissed as an idiot that night
let's fight MND
delta is hotter than kylie
>>154891013bet his wife fucked a black waiter that night
baking
>>154891017elite truth bomb right here, koylee's big teeth always made her look kinda anorexic
>>154891036Whom's Bender?
>go overseas on holiday>spend every waking moment posting in /afl/ and /nrl/sad as, must be there with his parents
>>154891053spent about 7 hours in galle fort today, just post during the downtime
>>154891053problem?
>>154891066crispwatching cricket there is on my bucket list desu
Fringe-dwelling casuals will never understand how peak the game was when the Waverley Park car park was just a giant sea of mud and gridlock, and you could actually sit on the wooden benches at Victoria Park without getting a stadium ban. The game died the second they corporate-washed it and started calling it 'Marvel Stadium'
>>154889167watched originwatched rossball deflate over the course of 4 termssuffered through the non-stop ballsack sucking of Day Gunston Whatson?and Chol and how amazing they all are. Ruby's gotta get off the darts, seriouslyall that footo and I bfeel like I ate too much fast food. Full, uncomfortably full and sightly ill and fucked if know why. Pub, some deadly sounds and some slutty 1/64ths might help shake it..
HE DIDN'T DENY IT
>>154891036more lika bunda
>>154891077little do they know in 30 mins the swans will fold and absolutely embarrass themselves on the biggest stage
>>154891091and they had cocks
>>154891077>LAST MAN STANDING>AFL NRL 2024wtf
I wish I was 1/32 aboriginal
>>154891113crisp my dreamtime gf
>>154890999>I don't know any of Kylie's songs, wouldn't know what her voice sounded likeThen how could you possibly know if something else is better?
>>154891113What benefits are there to being 1/32 aboriginal?
>>154891080THIS IS A LIE A LIE MAN. PAKISTAN IS TRUE FAN OF AFL NOT THIS SCOUNDREL VILLAIN! WE ARE AUSSIE NOT YOU!
kill me pete
Collingwood fans only look forward to September because it’s the one time of year they might actually see a full set of teeth in their section, though they’ll still have to share the single brain cell the entire fanbase owns.
>>154891079the whole fort is full of arguably the coolest buildings in sri lanka (obviously built by the portugese and dutch, not the lankans). prob highlight of the trip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b8uwg3Iczc&list=RD_b8uwg3Iczctoday's earworm
>>154891134Public drunkeness isn't looked down upon, it's celebrated as a symbol of defiance. free money, never having to apologise. heaps more pros than cons, unless youre in prison, then its just cons haha
>>154891153we all know what happens when you lot see tits on a bus. woman gets raped, men get killed and india lose the cricket. circle of life, simba.
>aislop
I like the big legs and arses on nrlw players
duolingo then abusing sleeping tablets
planning my next move
>>154891263based asian driver stopping at a green light for some reason
>>154891215>I like the big legs and arses on nrlw players
you'd think women would be good at sweeping.
>>154891255zolpidem?
>>154891442nah, learning chinese.
Reminder that Aussie Rules is just aerial ping-pong with sleeveless shirts
>>154891442Restavit
and abos are indians. sucks to be you.
>>154891464they're just basketball uniforms in a different context
In India, trainspotting isn't a hobby.or a sport. It's a survival strayegy.Wish we could donate more trains to India.
>>154891513trains is hard job.
fuck anglos
>>154891534I know the meme but it occured to me; knowing how incessanly horny the avg indian male is, do they hear hard job' and ewuate it with head job? do they attempt some kind of sexual coupling with the train and thats why they all get killed so often
>>154891574yes pls
>>154891594Not every indian is fortunate enough to have a helpless granfather with dementia in their home they can use as a cocksleeve
business idea:>Executive Council of Australian Anglos>Anglo Federation of Australia>Australia/Britain & Anglo Affairs Council>Anglo Community Council of VIC/NSW/QLD/SA/WA>Australian Anglo Association>Australian Union of Anglo Students>New British Empire Fund Australia
nice investment kek
>>154891677>Britain & AngloNo. We are not the same. I want nothing to do with that German invader horde scum.
>>154891677incredibly antisemitic post
>>154891711diversity is our strength
go to bed mick
the only problem with india is all the indians
>>154891682Can't remember how often we've been told to invest in Indigenous Australians. Of ocurse, unlike any other investment, tere are no dividends because thats just exploiting the poor darls.so gib money forever with non return nor an expectatioj of thanks, gratitude or even respect. WHERE DO I SIGN?
>>154891867I sold it for wine.
>>154891876and the trashand the pollutionand the indians
>>154891876It's a big problem desu. Like saying the only problem with a house is that it's on fire.
iggs
>>154891036she's done poos in that room
>>154894346prove it
