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Men's Professional Tennis
No girls allowed
Tennis is dead edition

Order of play:
https://www.rolandgarros.com/en-us/order-of-play

Calendar:
French Open

>Scores
flashscore.com/tennis

>Streams
https://freestreams-live1b.pk/tennis-live-stream50/
tennistream.com/watch-tennis/
utakmice.net/tenis/
jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.html
https://vkvideo.ru/@tennisprimesport

Previous:
>>154891745
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djokovic will win #25 here
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afternoon cunts
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The white man (Djokovic) marches on
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First for Ruudgoat to win his tough 3rd round match
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>Sinner out
This is Novak's last chance at 25
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De Jong leading
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I know Fonseca is gonna be an ATG just because I don't like him.
Same happened with Djokovic.
>but what about your flag.
I'm from Sao Paulo, he's from Rio de Janeiro. We have nothing in common.
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>>154907163
>>154907184
based
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>>154907178
Last one is 2027 Wimbledon
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Zverev will NEVER win a slam
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Amazing game by Jódar.
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>>154907202
jod*r
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it rublevs time for slam
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>>154907158
Cruel and unusual thread image
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>>154907194
probably a good call. Sinner will be hungry for this wimbledon though.
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>>154907231
rent free every day
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All that she wants is another baby
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>>154907269
I want your babies
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>>154907218
>i(..)slam
>islam
hmmm
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>>154907269
>baby
it's babe, not baby
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You just know Zverev his trashing his room right now kicking a chair
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Are you ready for another Fonseca comebck?
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>>154907296
because he's bitter about being shit?
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>>154907296
Blockx probably doing the same
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>*drags you into deep waters*
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He's starting to believe
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Joaaaaao Fonzzz Eca
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Where's kyrgios?
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>>154907296
>room
>chair
at best
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inexperience killing fonseca
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>>154907339
why does he look 110kg there
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reminder australian open was also effectively handed to zverev on a plate
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Based Minaur smells blood this tournament
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>Sinner/Alcaraz have taken the sport to a new level.
>The sport has moved beyond the big three
>Could Fed/Nadal even compete in this era?

lmaoooooo the absolute state
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>Djokosmash
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That's the power of Big Zed. Not even playing and catching strays from y'all
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I can't believe no one tried to fix his overhead smashes
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>>154907416
Becker said he tried and failed
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He's got SINNitis
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Fonsekino
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>>154907416
shame as he mostly fixed his shit serve and volley technique
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>>154907158
>butthurt that the GOAT still reigns
I bet you throw darts at this image kek
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did Djokovic actually say "can you cum more in my face?"
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Ok, finally found a comfy stream without breaks
Here, if anyone else is interested
https://dlhd.pk/watch.php?id=5001
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>>154907415
At some point he's going to have the opportunity to win this tournament. He will then hit 13 double faults in a row, and start hitting every groundstroke from the gift shop. Unserious player.
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>>154907415
dont even know what diss sentence supposed to mean
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I think i found an actual use for AI:
Coaching live subs
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Bet the house on Mensik retiring after the first set
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>>154907446
didn't think anyone would be this triggered from an amusing image
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>>154907458
>https://dlhd.pk/watch.php?id=5001
damn that quality is almost genuine hd tier
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What tennis move is this?
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>players see slams making infinite money and somehow only like 10% of it goes to them (where the hell does the rest go?)
>ask for a bigger cut
>NO FUCK YOU, and just for that we're placing ads closer to the court
>players dropping dead falling over them
cold blooded
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>>154907500
looks like shes prepping to get railed from behind, so many kinky post match sexy time on the court
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fonseca is still serving right into djokovic's hitting zone but is getting away with it atm
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>>154907486
Nah it's definitley more triggered to have made that image, the guy uses the word vultered multiple times a day.
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hmmm how is Mensik doing in the Mensik-DeMinaur match? I should go check that out
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>>154907510
Did you see the Zeynep one? Absolute cinema
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>>154907521
Here is all you need to know
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>>154907521
No. Don't.
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>>154907500
Murder tarp strikes again
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>>154907524
would have hit the wall without the board so i don't know what's she complaining about
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>>154907520
keep up the counting I'll ask for it later
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>>154907524
How many has the tarp/ads taken out now? Blockx, Sonmez, Boulter
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>>154905769
gay
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>>154907544
You won't get what you ask for, as per
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>>154907524
It's funny how she takes a quick peak ahead and STILL crashes into both the wall and the ad
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>>154907458
cant watch it. I hate that nasally commentator who only says trite dumb shite and fawns over every celebrity like a cuck.
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>>154907569
based Robbie Koenig hater
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djokovic will come out blazing for an early break in the 4th
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>>154907269
She’s gone tomorrow
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>>154907576
>Robbie Koenig
thats his name?
I genuinely hate him so fucking much
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>>154907569
It's on Eurosport now. At last
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>>154907521
>
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>>154907546
We need Goffin to head a pressure group of affected players
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De Manure
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anyone applying for janigger?
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>>154907582
welcher kanal is das auf meinem Fernseher?
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Nole just needs more youth
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>murder tarp
>murder sponsors
>roofless
>line judges
>clay
>France
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>The Future of Tennis
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We'll see what the kid's made of now
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>>154907619
All true. Why do >we have the rep of worst slam again?
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>>154907577
>djokovic will come out blazing for an early break in the 4th
no it's over, Fonseca already won.
Djokovic is 39 and it's 35 degrees now.
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if fonz gets broken here he is confirmed to be a giga fraud
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>>154907630
>>154907644
Yes
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Double inverted bagel?
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Experience vs Youth
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>>154907449
HOWLING

https://streamable.com/d2n2ko
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Rude vs Paulite has started
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The Fonsecomeback is on
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more like GOATseca
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WHAT PART OF BRAZIL ARE YOU GUYS FROM
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absolute state of mensik vs semen slurper
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John Fonseca in control of the match.
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The Boy from Ipanema
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>pink shoes
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we're back Brazilbros
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>>154907664
My gf when she's on holiday with the girlies
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The longer Novaxx MTOovic carries on playing the more it proves he played in the vulture era
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Watching a Russian stream, and the commentator's dog started barking on set point lmao
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crapster puud off to a sharty start
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>>154907664
lol
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Will Djokovic really be broken like a bitch by a 19 yo kid? Thats cause to retire.
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Thomas Pablo aged like 20 years in 5
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Novak is cooked
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oh his heckin elbow
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NovACK
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If Fonz gets through this he has Paul then Rublev next and he's already beaten both guys
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it's Djover
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so fonz in 5 huh
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Zverev is cleaning his room and repairing his chair right now
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WHY
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novak holding here wins it
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Just had a really nice Subway footlong. Eat fresh!
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Novax will choke it
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gotovo je
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I told you fonseca will grill the old man. Brazilian bbq
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>Ruud already broken
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Nolegs Geriatrovic is gassed
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>Free 25th slam
>Choking
LMAO
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>>154907784
Just
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yeah, it's over

even if novak wins in the end, there's a very limited number of matches he can afford to grind out
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fonseca isn't serving well enough to stay up a break
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>>154907803
This is his slam.
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fonseca's serve and shot placement is pretty retarded but he is just a kid
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According to fonseca the GOAT is roger. That's all I'm saying
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Match is far from over BUT it's a virtual guarantee for Z if Nole can't close this, no?
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>>154907812
missed you swissflag
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The thing about my boy Fonz is he has THAT DAWG.
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If Nole goes out, unirnonically who wins this slam?
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the polos on these ball women are a little too tight if you ask me
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>most graceful playing style
>aged the most gracefully
GOATerer won
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>>154907817
>>154907823
Zverev.
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I am actually kinda of losing my djokobitch hate watching this match
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>>154907823
Big Z
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>>154907823
It has to be
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>>154907817
he'll be under even more pressure not to win it then
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djokovic wins this in 4 or 5 and then mogs tommy paul in the cool weather
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>>154907806
>>154907817
I'm a huge Zverev choke believer but I'm starting to think it might actually happen this time. All the stars are aligning. Just need Cerundolo out of the draw kek
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>>154907839
to win it*
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What’s this umpire name I see him all the time
DO NOT reply from suburbaharan Africa
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>>154907839
he's unironically better off playing djokovic in the SF as everyone will expect him to lose and it's not a final
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>>154907783
No shame in losing to America's number one clay specialist
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>>154907850
Damien Dumusois
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jesperbroers!
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Tennis NEEDS fat line judges.
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Fonzelled
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>>154907624
heatwave babby
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>>154907823
Andrey Rublev, trust the plan.
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Holy fucking shit Demon you cunting loser
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>>154907850
Ana Carvalho
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>>154907855
Ok I now realise o don’t know if Ethiopia is sub Saharan or not
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>>154907852
and if novak keeps dropping sets every match he'd be done by the semis, perfect chance for him
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>>154907803
kek
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Mandatory 150lbs+ lineswomen, imagine.......
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>>154907806
>>154907845

he wont tho lol
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if demon and ruud both lose just lmao
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Any young jasper ultras in?
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>for the first time in the 21st century the rank #1 and rank #2 in tennis aren't playing the 3rd round of RG
cursed slam
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>>154907877
Those fucking milkers bro
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>>154907823
RUBLEV
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>>154907817
Your French open finalist...
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>>154907888
the elephant thighs........
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People have told me I look like Djokovic and I never saw it until I saw a screenshot of him recently and for a second I was like wait that’s me
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>>154907823
unironically.
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>that "smash"
The heat is getting to him.
It's Djokover
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random moonballing time
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>>154907900
sorry for doxing you
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That Svajda vs Tomasz Pawel final will usher in a new era of burger clay tennis
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Zedbros...
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It's Joaover
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>>154907922
would be so tragic it would come around to being kino
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Novak is back!
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>the framed mishit return winner

too good
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Fonzibros.......
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ummmm fonsisters...
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So, as a complete aside, I'm from Catalonia, and we have this Christmas tradition of making small Nativity scenes with figurines. Other regions in Spain do that too, but in our case we add a funny (and weirdly sacrilegious) figurine of a shepherd from Bethlehem taking a crap. We call it "El Caganer", meaning, well, "The Shitter".

Here, let me show you a picture of one of the little guys.
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> One of Tiafoe/Tien/T-Paul/Cerundolo clan will win a grand slam this month

Crazy. But also fun.
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>extended delayed slice grunt
He's finished
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one more break here for novak and it's done
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Cool thing about tenny is you have other similar but infinitely worse sports like badminton to compare to make you appreciate the sports better. Like it’s basically the same thing but they accidentally nailed so many minor things perfectly when they were inventing tennis.
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Khachanov on the ropes.
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>
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Fonz tends to hug the baseline because he knows his movement isn't good enough to defend from further back, and that's fine, but he really
needs to work on his half volleys to compensate
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Poodbros..
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>>154907955
For me, its Tien. The most powerful human.
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>>154907970
>win everything except what actually matters
what did he mean by this
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>>154907975
>480x360
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>>154907966
badminton at least helps weak little asians compete good for diversity innit
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>>154907990
Axelsen is the GOAT, he's Danish.
At the moment, China is fading and France looks to be on the rise.
Soon even in badminton we Asians will be mogged.
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Yall seen Jodar attacking a ballslave?
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This has got Novak breaks at 5-4 written all over it
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LL to the 2nd week
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>>154907994
I posted it, no one cares >>154907919
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>>154907981
he's going to be hungry at wimbledon
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>>154907817
Learner can beat Zverev.
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>>154908001
Only Zverev can beat Zverev
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>>154907999
the least he could do is win one this year
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>>154907996
novax knows it too
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What the fuck was that by Djokovic?
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>Crapster Pood
He also looks like he is dying again
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>>154907998
I could have saved her
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De Miniature
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>>154908004
Unfortunate truke
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why isnt fonseca ready
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You have to think both Djokovic and Fonseca will want to win this set
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Djokovic breaks here, wins, and then faces tommy paul. Couldn't be better bros.
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>>154907919
wew what a scumbag
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>>154908024
fonseca more than djokovic you'd think
>>
NOOO RUUD
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Wtf kind of name is Joao, lol?
>>
Djokovic pigeonises forehand guys for breakfast
>>
vintage zoomer choke
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>>154908037
João is Portuguese for John.
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fonseca going back to hitting as hard as he can which lost him the first sets
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>>154907975
Never made sense how anyone tried making an argument for Krillin. Dude was obsolete by Frieza while Tien was able to contribute against Cell. Probably could have with Buu too if retarded kids didn't get absorbed to triple his power
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win or lose fonz got that dog in him
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JUST STOOD UP AND SHOUTED KINO
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Fonseca doesn't look to be a zoomerchoker.
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I deserve female Brazilian armpits
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damn the kid has guts
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>>154908029
what a dick
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>>154908073
>female (male)
>>
PORRRRAA
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>>154907919
JFC. Dirty sack of shit. How bout the weak mind on this generation of players?
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Djokovic is wasted, its over.
>>
Gaelvak Monfilsovic
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Djokobros.......
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as long as unc can get through this, temperatures will plummet by the next time he plays through to the end of the tournament
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>>154908087
finishedvak finishedovic
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>>154907919
FUCK ball slaves!
>>
insane aura
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Gramps is totally gassed. Gotta rely on Fonseca choking now which isn't outside the realm of possibility
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I see Fonseca is back to sending absolute rockets to nowhere.
If only the court was a few miles wider.
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novax will hold on and pinch a break
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>De Manure
>>
Fonz is locked in.
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Unc is finished
>>
Can we trade Demon for some other Spanish player
I'll take that Adolfo guy, that seems fair
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why is djokovic such a bitch when he loses a point his whining is worse than murray's
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I've seen enough. Men's matches must be best of threes. This is too dangerous.
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French fucks who yell stupid shit throughout a match whine about a crying baby in the crowd
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based babyberg
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djoko finna die
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It actually crazy how much it warps the perception watching sports as a kid when the players “are adults” but they’re actually only 10 years older than you
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>>154908127
going at it with the crowd gives him more time to serve like he did just now at AD fonseca
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>>154907919
disgusting, but he's right, it's a girl, they shouldn't be near sports.
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>>154908134
I bet the baby is alb*nian.
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>>154908131
I can't hear that baby fr
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>The old man is finished
>Chokeabitch is gassed
>Novax is injured
How new are you? He's been doing this schtick for 2 decades. He will break next game & win the match
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>>154908149
dat jus how french grown men sound
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I wish 4chan had webm with sound support everywhere just to use that "Can you come more in my face?" video
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Amazing how Fonseca can throw away points so retardedly, Jesus Christ. He came so close to breaking.
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LETS GO
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Another rocket to nowhere.
It's over for João.
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For real though, who the hell brings a baby to a golf/tennis event where you get executed for making noise
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>>154908153
Yes he's been all over fonseca's serve he'll break here. 3.5hrs is plenty, needs rest now.
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>>154908170
cazzies
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confirmed now, Fonseca is going to choke
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>joão fonseca
>john drywell
hmm
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would be brutal if he 6-4'd him now
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Finish him
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>>154908170
>t.
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kino extended grunt winner
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De Jong broken serving for it
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why is de minaur such a cuck
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People never say this, but Djokovic has a pretty high tennis IQ
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>>154908207
is she a cheerleader at the tennis?
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>>154908217
Ahhhhh the Dutch
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>>154908221
why would they even say that, the results speak for themselves.
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>>154908221
only retards would say otherwise
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strongmind hold
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>>154908221
No the guy who won 24 of these is obviously a midwit
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>>154908221
>Make first serve
>Don't miss from the baseline
>Repeat for 4 hours
The strongest
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>this is now fonseca's longest game in his career
kwab
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heh..
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Holy SHIT that's a line
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kino. only his back can hold him back
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Is he even Brazilian? Looks French or Belgium
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>>154908258
yeah very belgium looking fella
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>>154908258
Alisson Becker variety Brazilian
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>>154908245
How is that pos-
>bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
Oh
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>>154908265
maybe he's belgiuzilian
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>>154908258
He passes unnoticed anywhere in Portugal, like most white Brazilians.
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Unc, its time to let it go.
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Ah...the sands of time...
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>>154908249
not to be too racist, but its crazy how brasil is just a jungle mutt version of the US. It could have been the southern balance in the americas, but instead it is an open zoo for creatures like this.
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bros... we're getting auramogged
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so lucky
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>>154908258
The "Brazilian" spectrum is the only one that rivals the "American" spectrum
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>>154908258
He's from the richest part of Rio (Ipanema), if I remember correctly
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FUNseca
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>5th set
lol
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4-6 4-6 6-3 7-5 6-0
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>>154908285
nice daytona's you've got there fedgoat
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>>154908292
t. alberto barbosa
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I'm colour blind, I don't see djokovic on the court, what colour is he wearing?
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yeah no way old man is winning this tournament even if he wins today. 4 sets dropped in the first three rounds
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>>154908286
Nerman is aryan, look at his first kid
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I have a confession to make: for a second, I actually thought Memerev might win this now that the stars have aligned
But then I remembered who we are talking about here. What are the chances he’s end this today already?
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>>154908285
If I were him looking at this draw, I'd be ironing my Wimbeldon shorts.
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>The "Brazilian" spectrum is the only one that rivals the "American" spectrum


What did he mean by that?
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>>154908313
>his first kid
>his
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>>154908286
Slavery is the single worst mistake in the history of the world.
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nuts
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>>154908286
Least racist german.
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>>154908317
every possible mix of human consanguinity exist there (except for Indians seemingly)
lad is being a bit racist on a friday afternoon
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Gotta stay locked in here Fonz, job's not done yet
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>>154908286
>not to be too racist
i don't even need to read the rest keeek
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getting back on topic, unc is looking worryingly empty
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djokobros...
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djoko is loading the drunken monk
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GOATseca
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>>154908334
Consanguinity means incest not race mixing
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grim
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>>154908336
>not watching Spain's cowardly Demon
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João :)
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aaaaahhhhh im getting blinded by the aura
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He's done. Even is he wins
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Finna watch American hope Tommy Paul for a moment while Joker's resting up to take the 5th
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Its over for Djokobot, hes falling apart, he needs to grease his joints again, otherwise hell self destruct in the next set.
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>"order and progress"
kek lmao
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>>154908336
5th set, 19 year old Brazilian future stat vs middle aged man. The match is over. Novak is going home, predictably. Zverev would dominate him in a semi anyway, he only truly chokes finals.
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bros I don't think this is one of his routines
djok looks dead on his feet
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>>154908309
Orange shorts and peach orange shirt, but dunno what that tells you, if you can't see color...
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CAM ON /atp/ GIVE NOVAK YER CUM
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76 minutes. Yeah he's finished regardless
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>>154908348
of course the aussie knows about sister fucking
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>>154908363
you try to run around a tennis court in 25 degree heat for 3 hours
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>>154908363
he's literally 39. that's what I've been saying, and now people are saying even if he wins this he cannot win RG because this'll gas him.
I mean come on, he's no longer 35, he be old.
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>>154908368
how can a non tie break set take so long?
These serve clocks are not being enforced for crowd favorites ever. just like yesterday with the frenchie
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the worst situation would be djokovic pushing himself and losing deep here, picking up an injury, and flopping at wimbledon
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These mfers really finna gift Zverev a slam
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>>154908386
please i can only get so hard
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>39 years old in 5 years time
Don't know if I'm ready for this bros..
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>>154908377
well I clearly didn't say I could do it did I? just saying what I see
>>154908380
yeah this or 2027 should be his last year, age is catching up with him
having said that he did get to 4 slam semis last year
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>>154908376
Sisters are there for a reason
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>>154908376
You should know too
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cases_of_St%C3%BCbing_v._Germany
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hmmmm I should check in on Mensik.
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>>154908395
i hope he does win it, tired of talking about him choking every year
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>>154908363
>he fell for it
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>>154908399
Wtfrick we're the same age
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first match in this RG I've seen with great atmosphere
I could never hate huezinhos
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>>154908364
same colour as the court then
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>>154908407
It'd be the most asterisked slam since Thiem thougheverbeit
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>>154908395
He beat climate change, nothing will stop him
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Saw a post Reddit. Fjooo Jo vid has only lost -‘matcha after winning first 2 sets. Crab you?
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>>154908419
stop posting my tennis-fu
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>>154908401
Age and mileage.
Anyone saying he has a chance this Slam is delusional.
His true best chance was AO because of all the walkovers, unlucky that after he was gassed vs Sinner and it was Alcaraz in the Finals, anyone else and he would've won that.
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kek de memaur also about to lose after handing out a bagel the first set
>>154908408
da fonz is closing this one out, watch
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>>154908419
I remember doing the math on this. It was around the same time Trump was elected
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>>154908417
doesn't matter. it would quiet the tiresome discussion we have every tournament about him, and how he's the best player to never win a slam
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>>154907158
Are all Brazilians quasi-trans?
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>>154908433
>he's the best player to never win a slam
Berdych erasure
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>>154908417
Thiem slam is literally counteraisked
Guy that talented should have won 3/4 slams
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>>154908438
What do you mean? I fuck trans hookers on the regular.
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>>154908441
not arguing the truth of it it's just a tiresome discussion that would finally stop
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>>154908451
>discussion
it's not even a discussion. It's like hatewatching at its core.
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>>154908258
Rich brazilians have almost non existent black or indian blood. Thanks wealthy grandpa, dodged a bullet!
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>yet another rocket to nowhere in a crucial moment
How are João coaches not drilling into his head that its this shit that its making him lose so much?
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>>154907919
lol is that Basavareddy?
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>>154908441
Zverev has double the prize money
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>>154908460
yeah it's boring, at some point seeing a guy choke for the 100th time is not that funny anymore
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The boy from Ipanema goes GOATING
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>>154907569
kek
for me english is just background noise. I would have to actively pay attention to understand what they are saying
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Fonz is already 40-0 his games, unc is cooked.
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I turned off the stream. Djokovic is clearly gassed. Missed his opportunity to close it out in the 4th, and I don't see him winning a 5th. I still gotta wake up to hatewatch okc vs spurs lmao
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>all matches going 5 sets
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>Average Demeanor
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>>154908492
I think its 50/50 for this set t bh
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>>154907919
Fake news by the way. She slipped on tarp. Yoda didn't push her.
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>>154908511
I don't trust southrons
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VAAAAAAAMOOOOOS RUUDBROS
we got that minibreak
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>>154908511
Regardless , he should have tenderly protected her, caressed her, loved her
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What if Zverev doesn't choke, and he's actually winning the final comfortably. He's up two sets to love, and has 3 match points on his serve. To make it a bit more entertaining he goes for a left handed forehand winner to finish things off... Only to roll his other ankle, and gift Alejandro Tabilo his first ever slam.
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>>154908258
He is fully Portuguese. He is from Ipanema where recent(70 to 150 years) portuguese immigrants went too, I have an aunt there.
Kind of looks like João Sousa, other tennis player, or even João Fonseca, Benfica player.

If he wins he is definitely Portuguese
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>>154908511
Come on, even Sinner would check if she's alright
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>>154908511
found the incel bros
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Lock the fuck in Fonzarelli
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>Novak was toying with the kid all this time.
We never learn
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I swear to god it's the exact same woman going "po-po-po-po-po" every match. Even in matches happening in different places at the same time.

What sort of freaky French cryptid phenomenon is this?
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fonseca is fading
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It's Joaover
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>>154908550
He was zoned out looking at the crowd and probably didn't even notice. Social media vultures once again just trying to create drama out of nothing. He didn't even do shit.
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>Forfuckseca
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Fuck this Brazilian of Flemish ancestry
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winning but at what cost
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>>154908061
He did contribute against Buu, he saved Gohan agaisnt one of "Gotenks absorbed" Buu's attacks.

Also, Tenshinhan is the strongest "earthling", that's a different thing than "human". He was born on Earth, but he is from another race. Krillin should be considered the strongest human.
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>>154908536
>Tabilo
Worse yet, Felix
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>>154908564
I think it's a kid
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boomerbros we're so back
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imagine selling the goat on the cheap against some zoomer lol couldn't be me
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>>154908583
he pushed her like a cunt bro it's not that deep
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>>154908593
Can we send Jodar to punch the little fucker?
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the difference here is just placement, fonseca will learn that. Djokovic winning without having to move much.
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Kakanov
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JOAO IS GONNA WIN!

É BRAZIIIILL CAAARAAAAA!
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It's over Ruudbros, only Zverev in the way of Djovak now.

They have definitely sped up RG
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Alex de Loseaur
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>>154908601
But he didn't push her. She stepped back and slipped.
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>>154908511
based Jodar, he embodies the spirit ot /atp/ like no one else.
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>>154908610
It is absolutely impossible that Zverev wins this tournament. Or any slam
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>>154908616
lol ok
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HOWEVER
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Tomasso Paolo will win RG
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>went outside for 1.5h
>kakanov is still on
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>>154908616
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this kid is insanely strongminded
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>>154908607

More.
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Ruud is down 0-2 to Paul what a fucking fraud
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>>154908594
We are so no back
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>broken back immidiately
bros???? h-hes just prolonging the routine right???
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>>154908616
>germans are just unable to see and understand simple things.
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Ruudsisters.... we're not saving this slam from Zverev
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>>154908652
it's bad, but this is no real clay
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Give him the fucking cup. Ahora mismo
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>>154908616
biste bescheuert oder was?
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holy BBL
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>>154908650
Say with me that João is gonna win! Send him your energy \o/
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I don't know how people can watch Djokovic play tennis. He's such a boring player. I caught most of set, then swapped to the Paul/Ruud match and I'm having a way better time.
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Fonz is a trier and that’s why we love him
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are you tenacious?
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"This is the real final"
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Be brave in your head
Be brave in your shots
Keep going for it
Because the brave WILL be rewarded here
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>>154908511
>>154908616
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Poodcels on pooicide watch
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>>154908662
>>154908678
He angrily walks in front of her, she steps back and slips. Yes, he should have paid more attention and should have walked more to the left, but he didn't actually push her. Big difference. It's pretty clear if you watch closely.
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Imagine if the ball girl Jodar pushed were Black, which she would be at the USO. His career would be over barring a groveling press conference.
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>>154908701
and most importantly: YOU ARE AN ATHLETE
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our french society is rotten, I'm tired of seeing french people cheering for the donkey over the stallion. this is why we're doomed.
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>>154908706
Did you not see him flick his wrist
He is a trained Sith Lord, using the Force like that is child's play to him
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Jodar has that classic Spanish arrogance. We need a goat from the new worlds
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>>154908706
whatabout his hand movement? he entirely initiated this contact
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>>154908686
those are not his people.
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>>154908690
This is how I feel about Shitner
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>>154908723
sinner when he gets anti-heat steroids
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C'mon João, you got this buddy! You've got this! Djoko is tired with the heat he's a 78 years old grandpa, you need to keep your head up and stay as strong as possible.
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>>154908690
Based Ruudster
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We're really getting a new slam winner
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>>154908726
>fonseca's peoples
HAHAHA lol good one

He's gonna win!
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>>154908725
He waved his hand up to the crowd. Seriously, I feel like I'm arguing with a twitter mob here trying to cancel somebody. I'm not even some huge Yoda fanboy but what's the point of insisting he definitely maliciously pushed some girl to the ground?
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cinema
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>>154908726
Fonseca is a proud mutt.
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>>154908706
Her feet are not on the tarp as she stumbles backwards. Watch it again.
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>>154908761
only if he loses here
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one last break novak and it's all done
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>>154908761
He's cute no homo
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>>154908752
>He waved his hand up to the crowd.
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>>154908752
no one's trying to cancel him for pushing a ball girl you can relax
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holy fucking kino
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>>154908761
>mutt
He's whiter that Alcarath
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It really is amazing the ammount of hours of tennis Djokovic can accumulate without tiredness.
You just know he could be there for 7 or 8 hours if needed
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>>154908781
according to this photo he is biracial
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Disqualify Novak for a biohazard attack on the line judges
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This is soul
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>>154908752
Anon, him being an aggro douchebag would be the only interesting part of an otherwise intensely boring personality. Let it go.
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Wow the usual flags have already started with the anti spanish propaganda. Fucking typical.

https://x.com/PuraSombra_/status/2060393914754859336

He doesn't even touch the girl.
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>>154908766
He is going to win, bacalhau!
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>>154908703
fucking kek
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>>154908795
then we grant him Portuguese nationality, and he can go to Ireland if he wants.
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>>154908772
First hand wave: Throws his bottle
Second hand motion: Does a waving away motion (Doesn't push and that was after she already slipped)

>>154908774
He didn't push her. I'll expect an apology from all of you for this very serious matter once it becomes even more clear.
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some brazilian battling a 40 years old player during a heatwave is the highlight of his career
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if it goes to a tiebreak Djoko clears it
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>>154908729
I used to feel that way about Sinner when I started watching tennis again, but I think about a year, maybe year and a half ago he changed his game up and his matches are more interesting now.

Two years ago I'd have agree for sure. I still don't watch many of his matches but I'm not bored when I do.
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Ruud bros we back
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>>154908794
she only risks falling because of that dumb butthurt spaniard
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He might actually make it to a tiebreak at this rate
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>>154908821
yes, we were unlucky in the 2nd set.
let's fucking go now
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>>154908794
What do you think his left arm is doing moments before the stumble?

If you were to push someone right in front of you, what position would your arm do?
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It's the same anti spanish propaganda

1. Spain genocided the native americans
2. But before genociding them they raped them all
3. Spain kicked out the jews
4. Spanish Inquisition.

And now Jodar has jedi power because he is the descendant of an inquistor that killed jews after coming back from America and taking the gold from the natives and raping 1 quadrillion native americans before killing them.

And now Jodar must ask for forgiveness to Netanyahu and Sheinbaun.
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>>154908813
>>154908837
meds
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fonseca needed the break there bros
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This match has become just a little ebig
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Djokovic is a mastermind, he tried to keep the match as long as possible to fuck up Zverev's sleep schedule. He will break Fotzeca now, so he has played a trick on Zverev and Fotzeca can tell everybody in his favela how he played at the French Open, 5 sets against the world famous tennis player Novak Djokovic
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>>154908837
girl was probably jewish too to get the honour of being linespeople, base Jodar.
Paris is the most jewish city in Europe as we all know.
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Novak will be going all out for the win here
Fonz will want to hold serve if he wants to stay in the match
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jesperjongens!!!
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>>154908837
>3. Spain kicked out the jews
This is based though. It's not like #2 where you have to deal with being invaded
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>>154908690
I'm assuming you saw him at his prime and he was playing exciting tennis. But adaptation whether an upgrade or a downgrade is needed to beat the young bucks. Sometimes playing boring wins you titles.

Sure in divegrass Arteta plays bland football where they just defend when they lead and they won their first title in 22 years. Maybe Djoko needs to do the same
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kakanovbros, our sneaky fourth round plan failed...
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>>154908690
Big vax fan?
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De Jong had 95% and 100% 1st serves won in 2 sets. Crazy for clay
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Now all the usual flags will end up being convinced Jodar not only pushed that girl with his jedi powers but he probably raped her too
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>>154908878
this is fast clay, but yes, pretty good.
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>>154908837
Oh, anon. That's so sad an pathetic. You think anybody cares enough about us to be "anti".
Like, I guess this nationalistic victim mentality is fun for some people, but, as a Spaniard? That's just sad.
Anybody who wants anti-Spanish propaganda just needs to open a Spanish newspaper and see the sad truth of the regular news. And that's just being realistic.
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Noel Djokfils
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>>154908774
I am. End his career.
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>>154908880
>but he probably raped her too
That's the wet dream of all the guys in /tennis/
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Wtf Tommy get it together. Don't let Ruud get away with his cheater bathroom break.
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This Brazilian chant kinda sounds like “we’ll be coming down the road” by the great nation of Scotland
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Am I crazy or Foncesa improved as hell in every single part of the game during this match
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>>154908804
Good, you guys should do that, it will honor his portuguese ancestors.
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This is it
This is where it happens
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>>154908861
Every fucking body kicked out the jews. But for some reason, the jews only remember being kicked out from Spain. They're obsessed. Same with the natives. Every fucking day the same crap about Spaniards killing all the poor native americans.

If we genocided them, why when I go to the water park in Madrid, the water park is so full of Amerindians that it fucking looks like Mel Gibson's Apocalypto?

The answer is simple. Pure anti Spanish propaganda.

What Jodar is suffering right now. All lies.
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>>154908890
Heh we’re definitely not like that here
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>>154908898
Portuguese high IQ, adapts fast.
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>>154908900
implants
nose ring
Pass
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AAAAAAAAAGH SOMEONE PLEASE WIN I WANT TO GO THE GYM
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>>154908907
Kek

What’s Brazilian for ,,el setecinco?”
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insane stuff, shame that he'll lose the next round in 3 sets after playing 10 in two matches
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I'm losing a vacation day in Argentina, my boy Jão better win
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>>154908917
o setenta e cinco
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New

>>154908934
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If Djokovic had entered this ,,jobbing to young talent” era circa 7 years ago inserted of vulturing title la I’d have respected sham so much more >>154908916
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yes, joker, it's time for more kill shots like that. this guy is too good - and young - to volley with.
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>chokeabitch
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What is he thinking right now?
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Kino
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>>154908940
you'd respect him more if he was worse, im sorry but are you okay
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João played like shit for 80% of the match so far. I don't know if he deserves to win, but this was a fun match anyway.
I'm glad I decided to watch this.
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Pure anti Spanish propaganda because they are afraid. Tennis fans are afraid. After 2 decades of suffering Nadal, accusing him of the worst sins just because he was a Spaniard, a filthy Spaniard, look how they say the word Spaniard, SPANIARD, full of disgust and contemp. But well, after 2 decades of that filthy Spaniard Nadal, another one appears, fucking Carlos, and he is even filthier. They can't stand it. It's too much.

The frogs literally put some bombs in the train to cause a regime change. And now they are trying to accuse Jodar of raping a girl with some fucked up Jedi Powers because he didn't even touch her.

Pure anti Spanish propaganda. Same as Contador when he won le tour de france. Same as Gasol.

The masons will never forgive Spain for being the hammer of catholicism. And now they want to destroy Jodar.
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what was the other match that Djokovic lost after being 2-0 up?
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>>154908915
Trust me, those are natural.

HE IS GOING TO WIN, OH MY GOD!
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FUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAAH

WE WOOOOOON! JOÃO FUCKING WOON! HEELL YEAH É BRAZIL CARAAAAAAAA!
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>>154907158
How will zverlingz lose this?

His biggest rivals are a bunch of Zoomers/ Fucking Busta and Tabilo
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I am a sad
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>>154909072
>>154908991
Sexy slut would fuck her in all her holes with my fat cock
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should joker just retire
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>>154909129
She would genuinely love that, she's probably doing this right now as we speak.
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>>154908871
I was into tennis from like 2008-2012ish, I don't know if that was his prime. I didn't really watch his matches much and even if I did I wouldn't remember them. Maybe I should check some out on YouTube. My issue with him recently is unironically Djokobot. When he's on he plays too perfect, and that is for sure how you win. I just don't like watching it.

These line judges in the Paul match need to light a fire under their asses. It feels like every call is very late.
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>>154908511
Jodar is a piece of shit



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