Men's Professional TennisNo girls allowedTennis is ALIVE editionOrder of play:https://www.rolandgarros.com/en-us/order-of-playCalendar:French Open>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1b.pk/tennis-live-stream50/tennistream.com/watch-tennis/utakmice.net/tenis/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@tennisprimesportPrevious:>>154907158
I don't often say this about a Nole match but this just may be the match of the year
Man Fonseca had no business doing does drop shots that was fantastic!
HOLY KINOOOOOOOO
>>154908948Oh, god. You made me roll my eyes so hard my head hurts now.This is shit.
Absolute Fonsinema
most kino way to break but can he serve it out?
>>154908951WHY CANT I OPEN WEBMS ON IPHONE
Whats is the consequence of having such a competitive field in a major?Like all of you I watched the tennis majors religiously but I stopped in 2019. The era in which the top 10 probably got into the QF's by playing a local supermarket cashier or a guy who was a lucky loser, it was all to easy. Now the No.1 is getting knocked out, a person was one point away of losing and winning the tournie etc. and a 17 year old Ivorian guy is in the 3rd roundMaybe this tournament is just an exception because of the heat but I love this. I've enjoyed every game so far
RIP in piece ratings
>>154908934Typical French behaviour
It's over
you do realize if djokovic loses here he wins wimbledon right?
>>154908964Just open it on a new tab, it works on brave
>Can't even win in the absence of sincarazI's never been more over
>>154908969he looks like a member of the british royal family
>tennis is ALIVEBASED
>>154908951She's as native as the shopping malls she hangs out in
>>154908982It's Fonsincaraz now
>>154908976that's fine, he deserves it there.4 RG would be a travesti
>>154908976lmao no way sinner gets a fluke loss two slams in a row
owari da
I'm cheering for the brazilian
>>154908967>Maybe this tournament is just an exceptionyou dont say
ETERNOLE
choke
letting him have a break point just to farm more aura
HES GOT THAT DAWG
LETS FUCKING GO RUUUUDDDDDBROOOOOSWe are the favourites now, just need to toss this Paul aside.
Fonesca is a nepo baby anyway but gg
our boy did it!
This was nole's best window to get 25its over
this is disgusting, underserved. fucking weather... I blame indians and chinese.
>novaxx chokingbitch
Djokovic losing to Fotzeca is unforgivable, Nadal is the GOAT NOW, no debate anymore. For Djokobitch it's finally time to retire and to khs
Thank you, Joao. Check's in the mail
WHAT PART OF BRAZIL ARE YOU GUYS FROM
Grim
>>154909022one match on clay before RG due to an injury, he was never going to win it
Man if Zverev actually fumbles the bag now. He's a bigger choker than Murray
Is...is it really time?
>>154909032Santa Catarina.
passing of the torch moment
WE'RE GETTING A NEW SLAM CHAMP
The carioca bull marches on
HOLY BASED
I’ve been believing since 2023. I can’t believe this, my boy did it
TNT headline is NO MORE NOVAKFuck you globalist fucks
>>154909032Santa Maria
it is nover.....
>>154909039
>>154909000Look at me go!
Fonseca is officially off fraud watch
>>154909030He will never win a Slam too old and weakmind for that
didn't expect djokovic to choke it from 2-0 up bros fml
never ever dropped fonz when cazzies doubted
2020 us open really ruins the metrics. Really this is the first real wide open slam since 2003, when I was an 8 year old in love with Courtney Russell
>>154909032Uruguay (Cisplatina)
Djokovic will retire this year, won't he? End of an era...
>>154909032from the comfy historic towns of Minas Gerais
>>154909032Rainforest
NOV-AK
Gained a lot of respect for Djokovic from this honourable loss.
Heard Novak dropped a waterbottle on Mauresmo's head on the way out
could this be the beginning of the end of sincaraz?
1st or 2nd best match of the year?
I can't help but laugh at Demon choking yet another chance to break into the top 5
clearer sign than any that it's time to hang the racket up, this year has to be novak's last surely
>>154909112he wants to play until 2028 olympics, says is the one thing that motivates him.
I always believed (started watching 30 minutes ago)
>>154909109handed out a bagel first set as well what a kwab
baghdatis would have literally won the channel slam this year
I need to have that Blake Shelton haircut honestly
>lets pull out the mega ESL interviewer for the 19yo ESL player
Imagine if Jodar won Roland Garros. They will never allow it. Another filthy spaniard. They've already begun with their Anti Spanish propaganda, accusing him of having jedi powers and hurting girls with telekinesis. But that's okay because Jodar is guilty because he is a spaniard and the spaniards kicked out the jews, genocided the native americans before raping them and were the hammer of the catholic church.So now Jodar is guilty.
You guys can't escape me! Brazil won today.Thank you João. It was fantastic.
>>154909132He is the 2nd favourite if Ruud gets taken out
See that's interesting what he said. Cooler weather helped him hit harder. Slowing things down helps the aggressive ball strikers
it's so fucking over bros i'm not even watching the rest of this tournament
>>154909125This
>>154909143what tournament
>>154909102lol no
is clay even real tennis or is it just like a minigame/meme tennis?
>João spoken Portuguese with Rio de Janeiro accenteeeeeew
>>154909143kys little crybaby bitch fag
Crazy to live in a time in which top WTA players are more consistent than the ATP guys, we're the WTA now
it's around 0.75 of a real slam
Guaranteed new slam winner makes things spicy, though I think this will be that player's only slam unless da fonz goes all the way
>>154909141For Fonseca the slower conditions give him more time to get setup for his shots and he still has enough power to do damage regardless, same with Rublev
>commentator reading an AI scriptwtf
>>154909166good, is the most similar to the one we have here in Portugal.
>>154909175Only if it's a young player and not an old fart like Zverev or Ruud that's one and done
>Ruud already odds favourite to advance to the next round.This is how we win.
Rafa Jodar doesn't even touch the girl but he is guilty because the protestant nonce that teaches me the christian doctrine in sunday school tells me Spaniards are guilty because they kicked out the jews, killed and raped the natives and they were the hammer of catholicism.Pure anti Spanish propaganda. Same as with the Borgias. It all started with the Borgias. 1492.
>>154909176Probably true but he referred to the actual flight of the ball. Basilashvili was saying the same thing when they had the rescheduled Covid Indian Wells.
>>154909141Slowing things down also makes the game longer and demolishes old man novak's knees.
>>154909201Yoda has the force with him, it was obviously a force push
>>154909201it does seem that he was even gently trying to guide her to the right. and then got irritated with that nounce in the stands. girl just had no room, and backed up on her own accord.
Consuela or whoever the fuck just won against the old man is actually pretty cute
Should I watch Zverev or go to the bordell and fuck a Ukrainian hooker?
>>154909069wtf kek like a roman satire mask
>>154909238order one to your house.
>>154909230They will party in his favela now like never before
>>154909238Which one of these options expresses more support to the victimization of women?
I know there are a lot of contenders, but if Chokerbitch had somehow managed to vulture this French Open title, would it have gone down as his most fraudulent GS?
>>154909201yeah, he didnt push her at all. the hand was a wave to the guy up top and he even gayly moves his right leg to really dodge her.now give me a black haired catholic gf, Enrique.
>watching an Israeli funded (big finance and Swiss companies) kill a slavWe back into the cold war
>>154909238>halysdon't bother
>>154909201>>154909224No point arguing. People here just want to believe the more dramatic storyline.
>>154909238Why not both?
>>154908948Funny joke.
>Federer Sampras 2001>Fonseca Djokovic 2026
>>154909238The German-Ukrainian border?
>>154909238how about marrying a good girl, providing for her and increasing our birth rate?
Guys, remember the Sincaraz era? Those were good times. I miss them.No more real champions nowadays, just boring mid losers everywhere.
it won't just be a meme final it will be super low quality because everyone's going 5 sets
my twix bars melted...
4channel is like an abusive gf with these captchas man1 day its yeah go ahead no problemsthe next day its fuck you ive nnever seen you in my life
>>154909284Zverev won't drop a set till the final. And then three
>>154909279>a good girlthose don't exist in 2026
>>154909238Rentals are better. At least then you can watch tennis with her. I've had my best moments watching Wimbledon with a rental when I was abroad
ruudbros...is it on?
>>154908972This. Spain will surpass the US in male Grand Slams (52 to 31 right now) during their lifetime and there's nothing they can do, it will be a slow and painful loss for them
Novak KWABovic desu
State of the top ranks
>>154909305yes.
>>154909279>how about marrying a good girl>good>2026
Novax couldn't vulture the most vulturable slam ever. Is it actually over?
>>154909313i dont want any of these to win a slam
>>154909309Maybe the org can get their head out of the clouds realize that their youth players need to play abroad against Europeans and not in the collegiate system.
I haven't been paying close attention to this tourney. What happened to Sinner?Also, what happened to my boy Ben Shelton?
>>154909302A woman is what you make of her from when you take ownership. Her past history doesnt matter
>>154909325weather was rigged against him because french always hated Novak
>>154909325he was never gonna win this. clay is too physical. but now he can't even vulture wimby because sinner gets to rest up and focus on it kek
why is fonseca crying like he won the lottery?
>>154909338>What happened to Sinner?Sickly Victorian child syndrome.
>>154909325It's only Sinner in his way on grass most likely. Just enjoy this bizarro tournament
>Pauline ThomasPink attire?
>>154909325he was never winning this no matter who got out of his way, wimbledon is a small chance
>>154909313I would like and root for FAA if he wasn't canadian desu
Nole had his chance in Australia i wont say he blew it but he just didnt do enough
>>154909344Because he did
>>154909338>What happened to Sinner?Couldn't walk.
>>154909344He avenged his idol Federer
>>154909344Federer revenge
>>154909378Jfc that's embarrassing for a professional athlete
Harsh that Sinner lost 13k aura points but Lehecka who I dont even consider to he a professional tennis player only lost 90
>>154909344brazilian emo broken traumatic struggle mentality
What the Christ is Tomasz wearing
>>154909394Probably picked by his succubus
RUUD YOU ARE THE 2026 ROLAND GARROS CHAMPION
>>154909201Jodar is a piece of shit
>Tiafoe>Nakashima>Tien>Svajda>PaulWhich American(s) should I root for?
>>154909370he only had a chance because of 2 free walkover rounds. musetti was gonna send him packing before his placenta bursted. he's simply done in slams. no energy left for all these best of 5 when even mugs can take sets off of him. maybe one last chance at wimby because everyone but grug/sinner is doodoo on grass.
Tommy is so handsome. Flanged like an orangutan
>>154909201I don't know what he's being accused of here but he should have at least stopped to apologize and make sure she was ok.
>>154909032GLORIOUS STATE OF PARANÁ
>>154909414why are you so fucking gay?
QRD lads? I left when Djoko was 3-1 up in the 5th set
>>154909414kek
>>154909434See >>154909310
DJOKOSMASH
>>154909434He was gassed. Even vomited on the court a little
>>154909414He was handsome like 5 years ago
>>154909466does this guy ever not vomit on the court
>kalshi now has zverev winning with 40%Grimmest timeline
Now that the dust has settled, I'm waiting for some big apologies by the blind Yoda slanderers.
>>154909484kek based. We'll see how it looks if Tommy wins
If Novak starts eating gluten again he can win a Slam
>>154909476Maybe he should eat more gluten
>>154909486I NEVER DOUBTED
I don't feel like watching the rest of the tournament 2bh. Djoko going out that early leaves a sour taste in my mouth.
>>154909344It's by far the biggest point in his career and he won a match against a legendary player.
Impressive display from Tommy tßh
>>154909493How old are you? I'm 35 and Djoko is the only reason i still watch tennis
>>154909472>imagine looking like this and putting on a pink outfit with short shortsdude is 100% getting pegged by his dominating gf
>>154909493>nooo the 39 year old couldn't vulture another slam
>>154909514I'm the same.
From Jodar raped a girl to Jodar beat the shit out of a poor jewish girl from being jew to okay he didn't even touch her but he moved so fast that she fell.A fucking jedi.
>>154909493be happy they are not wheeling him off in a wheel chair after the first round
>>154909517At least they're getting married unlike Shitz and that bimbo
>>154909486>serbanon, frenchanon, colombianon and britanon all going into hidingVolumes. Yoda and the tarp won. Fake story drama fags lost.
The narrative was that Tommy would be tired. Looks great.
>>154909499yeh on Djokos worst surface and nearing the end and well past his prime. Interesting to read about Nadal's career how he was basically being propped up on drugs (painkillers) to keep his career going because his foot was fucked and now the painkillers have destroyed blood vessels and his tendons have 2 holes in them. One thing about Federer and Djoko is they never pushed their bodies to breaking point, Nadal was basically gone years ago, he managed to rack up wins (14GS's) on one surface. I always consider Nadal the weakest of the big 3, clay courters in particular are the worst of players.
>>154909551which one did a prefered penis length podcast again?
>>154909558gonna cancel my sunreef order and get a nice reliable ford f150 instead
>>154909563Federer has severe arthritis in his right knee and can't even run anymore
>>154909574Tommy doesn't just lounge. He hunts.
>>154909591>millionaire athlete>rich enough to afford boats and shit>but has to pay off his truck in monthly ratesexplain this
Can the Fonz reach 14?
>>154909574noooo ahahah dont give up on that yacht dream
>>15490962214 hours on court? sure
>>154909621He chooses to probably. To maintain his credit score. But who knows.
>>154909344you're not supposed to be happy after beating a legend?
>>154909621financial adviser might be a max leverage-fag
>>154909621>but has to pay off his truck in monthly ratesthats just americans. i dont know why or how paying off via debt payments makes things more affordable than avoiding the loan altogether.Americans invented the credit card so they can spend their money before the salary check even arrives.
>>154909634Did Nadal cry when he beat Agassin in Rogers Cup final in 05?Genuinely asking, I don't remember
>>154909378Why did he still play after the 3rd set? If he bottled a 5 - 1 lead what did he think was going to happen in the 4th or 5th set?
>>154909656i don't know i don't watch tennis
>>154909622Can I kiss you?
Very bad from Ruud
>>154909528grim times
Based Ruud saved two
>>154909201>>154909486He barged through her though.
>>154909657he gets paid for every minute on court by sponsors. pretty shallow desu
Hope Zedd loses today, fuck it, let the world burn
strongmind
It's ridiculous how easy Zverev will have it now. Almost like karma for all the choking he had in the past.My only worry is that his 3rd and 4th round matches will be so easy that he might be unprepared for a Jodar in the QF or a Cerundolo/Tabilo in the F.
Why is TNT using the route 1 pokemon theme
Zverev looks already nervous, no way he will survive the increasing pressure each round
>>154909689>Cerundolo/Tabilo in the FThis can't unironically happen
FuckTommybros we blew it
Already choking, great
>giving the break backThis fuck is seriously going to waste time playing a long 4 setter with THE Quentin Halys.
Fucking Tommy Paul is playing solid as fuck.
>>154909695Maybe tennis should just stop until Alcaraz returns, nobody wants to see the other bums
>>154909695Who else? KWABolli? Fraudix?
>>154909652If you can afford it, it's not about being more affordable. It's about interest rates. You can pay 20k for a new car, or you can spend 400 bucks a month paying off a 4% interest 20k loan and park that 20k in investments that make more than 4%.Simple math.
>>154909720They massacred my favourite slam.All the elite finals, the non-surprises, the powerful gatekeeping from the greats.Look what we have now, a shadow of its former self.It's the 90s all over again.
has djokovic released the MRIs yet?
>>154909727They. (Americans) Cant. Keep. Getting. Away. With. It!
is his time?
>>154909734I for one enjoy the anarchy
>>154909751Hell no
>>1549097511st Semis? Sure.
>>154909727He's just like me (mine is plastic thougheverbeit)
>>154909720Maybe Landaluce and hope he becomes a goat tier candidate in the future, only way to eventually redeem the final
Final is going to be Kouamé vs Fonseca, mark my words
>>154909528Extremely grim.>>154909493You're a little bitch.
I could not name you one tournament Tommy Paul has won
>>154909800I can but that's because Americans love to farm those pre-Wimbledon grass tourneys
>>154909800Queens I think, highlight of his career.Natural-surface specialist? The new Berretinni?
Take it Ruud
>>1549098002xStockholm. Hard to remember who has won that one sometimes. Happens so late.
>>154909677I literally said he should have paid more attention and walked more to the left. But the "discussion" was about pushing. It's time to admit defeat. Ridiculous replies and even more ridiculous mockery when I pointed out that it was bullshit. In case anybody asks why I'm so invested.People on the internet are obsessed with making up fake drama out of anything. It's absurd.
>>154909800THE Austin 74’to
>>154909514I'm 34.
Ruud sisters we go into the 5th set
>>154909845Ok he pushed through her.And there's this >>154909404
Paul kwab.
i think ruud deserves this slam the most out of all the active players
Another 5-setter.How do you say "let's go" or "c'mon" in Norwegian?
>Thømassøn
all going to plan for my boy
Paul is more focused on bouncing the ball between his legs than winning his serve points.
JAAAA
>>154909896Obviously, Zverev close 2nd.Tennis doesn't work like that though, and Ruud does look like he is taking a shit when he serves.
God dammit Tommy.
Unusual number of winners for Tommy25 to 9UE in that set
Tennis is once again exciting now that djokobitch and the red monkey are out...
Halys is ranked 90th and is playing in the third round of Roland Garros in front of millions of spectators, so how is it possible that he doesn't even have a main sponsor for his clothing? Should I feel bad for him?
>>154909935>red monkeyYou are crazy for this
This could've been easy Fritz slam if he didn't get JEETed for no reason. If Zverev doesn't win this he might as well stick to 500s
>>154909944he'll survive don't worry
RuudGoat
>>154909955Fritz is no clay phenom like his countryman Paul
Jodar maintains his innocence
>>154909946That proves it, most Djoko haters are racist
Pablo losing his patience.Ruud servebotting on this unusually fast Suzanne-Lenglen
real ones watching johannus monday play little rock right now
>>154909969What a fucking shitshow. The next Carrington Event can't come soon enough
Imagine if Adolfo played with that judge from the Zverev match lmao
>>154909969>No, I didn't touch her. No, no, no. I could never do that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLhoDB-ORLQ
>>154910015I only watch atp75s and up.What's Little Rock level?
What's the most boring, lowest viewership final we can get? De Jong v Collignon?
>>154910040Yes, or De Jong vs Svajda/Faria
JADAAAA
Yeah, I'm thinking we are winning a slam.
I just dont want this swarthy guinea winning when we can have a real white aryan in Ruud winning instead.
>>154910037challenger
That precision from Ruud, midas touch
I think this 250 was mislabeled
>>154910083
We can't have this pink monstrosity go through to the next round
>>154909969youd think this guy was worse than hitler the way they are treating him
>>154910108Zverev severely overrated
>2024first 500>2025first masters>2026first slam
>>154910116why would you post what is explicitly prohibited from being posted itt?
>>154910132It's glowie
>>154910116Dodin is on the thread next door
PAUL KWABOTY!!!
>>154910132pandoras box has been opened adolph
Friendly reminder Ruudgoat will win the RG and there's nothing you can do about it
Pablo broke a beautiful expensive racquet, just like that, ended her in a few seconds
>>154910149>adolphat least spell it properly
>>154910145Not even remotely close. Sinner is without a doubt the kwab performance of the year. This whole RG has been like this.
'canu's your thread with a smug emma
Tommy: US Military in the Hormuz straitRuud: Iran
>>1549101672027 will be her year
Speaking of Sinner, the schedule for tomorrow is weird. Why is Sinner not on any of the show courts? Did the orgs accidentally put him on a parking lot?
The only man who can save us from the wifebeater
Are they going to give preferential treatment to Zverev now?
>>154909030IT'S HIS TURN (unironically)
>>154910116Fucked by Yamal, no thanks
The umpire is T H I C C
QUAD FAULT
kek
Ok, Ruud wins in a super tiebreak, so we can have more tennis
For fuck's sake Casper...
>>154910247Pablo has goat tier positioning on return
Funduel said to hell with all this choking and took down the match kek
I looked at wikipedia and I saw this:>Rafael "Rafa" Nadal Parera, 1st Marquess of Llevant de Mallorca>a hereditary title given to Nadal by King Felipe VI >Will be passed on to Rafa Nadal Jr when his daddy's time comesSo Alcaraz has to get one soon then!
Damn Ruud is playing like shit now
>>154910287quick, somebody make thomas step on the tarp traps
obese line judges > cawkeye
Tummy Pablo does seem to get himself into a lot of 5set matches
am i going blind or does one of the line judges look a bit like meddy
>>154910334kek
zverev could win this tournament just by not getting into five setters
pffwooaar the size of that judgeinawe
>>154910287stfu you liar
>>154910348what's crazy is that someone from the top half could actually win now
>>154910348>>154910381last time we had a new rg champ was 2015, no? stanimal
man, somebody win already!
>>154910362screenshot please?
>>1549103862016 Novak, Alcaraz 2024
>>154910396i'm stupid. forgot grug obviously
>Zverev playing only 3 sets, 2 hour matched>Everyone else playing 5 sets, 5 hour matchesDoes it make Zverev a heavy favorite?He will be extremely well rested.OTH the weather will be cold from Sunday onwards.
I don't know if it is the lack of main sponsor, but Halys looks like a Hobo with a wine stained shirt
>>154910388he won't fit into myscreenshot tool
We got some biggers as line judges
>>1549104075 hours is nothing for Ruudster
>>154910386
>>154910409;)
>>154910407He can only beat himself now
>>154910416Where is Cilic when u need him
who's the tan turbostacy the cameraguy likes?
>>154910407Cold weather makes the clay slow, so Zverev's serve won't be a weapon and his forehand will be a liability
>>154910421He is 1-1 against Ruud in RG matches
>>154910428Tommy's gf
>>154910428>>154909551his harpy
>>154910438casper has already played 13 sets
God nothing more infuriating than players that play it safe and just hold of serve till a tiebreak.
>>154910428The succubus draining the life out of our based Tommy
>>154910439>>154910440damn she literally has her claws in him
Just give up Tommy
>>154910427
>>154910432>Cold weather makes the clay slow, so Zverev's serve won't be a weapon and his forehand will be a liabilityWell I guess it's over for Mensik as well.
>>154910408Mannakino drip
>>154910457Tennis sweetheart rn :) but if that was Vinicius Jr there'd be like Argies and Brazilians piling on him.
>>154910461i love how he chose the most disgusting shade of grey when he could wear any color
I sense a dark cloud approaching Ruudbros
>>154910461still laughing at the french commentators describing his racket tension as "scoop-net like"
Casper had a baby a few months ago and he looks in top form already
Whens Holger Rune coming back? He is a winner
>>154910496Did he eat it?
>>154910403last slam winner that wasn't grug/jsinnz/novak/nadal: meddy uso 21
>>154910503Tell me a win
>>154910508Paris Master 2022 vs Nole
>>154910508Unironically Barcelona over Charlie last year but the site was down so nobody could post about it.
>>154910516I remember that one, based
casper what are you doing
>Thommy
How's Zed doing
>these two shitters
Kek this game.Ruud got lucky
wow !
Yeah that was the match. Kys Tommy
Casper's wife looks like a younger version of his mother
goat
>>154910537Zverev only player to not drop a set so far the whole draw. I would THE post for his opponents but when you look at who everybody else has been struggling with...
>>154910549haha don't look too deeply into that
>>154910508gruggitors on suicide watch
Ruud is playing weirdly nonchalantly
Legit this tournament is Zverev's to lose now. If he flunks it he should be forced to be summoned by the Chancellor
>>154910560>de jong nexton a silver fucking platter
>>154910574>that file sizefucking pajeet news site
>>154910576Exhaustion innit
>>154910560Minute he faces Ruud he goes down
TOMMY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!
how do you react when he wins THE 2026 roland garros?
Done
fucking hell
goatsper
RUUDGOAT
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
who choked harder, tommy or novak
my man ruudboy is winning it all
R U U DG O A T
>americas tennis first lady went from based moorgs to thisThe west has fallen
>>154910587No chance he has gas left if he even makes it that far.>>154910596You can tell a player is truly shit when nobody even jokingly mentions him winning a mickey mouse draw like this
Good night
Corretja and Ruud sharing a few laughs.We love to see it, two legends
Mark my words. An American man will never win a GS singles title ever again.
>>154910620Ruud is the fittest guy on tour.He'll be fine.
>>154910630COPE
Baffling choices by Paul...
>>154910618flat boys, we eatin
Boy, I am excited to see how Zverev will choke this tournament. What would be the most pathetic? Whatever it is, it is the most likely optionLooks like he hasn’t opted out yet
>i feel bad for tommy, that loser
>>154910653Maybe no one has told him yet
>>154910655heh
>>154910653A loss to Felix would be really miserable
Let's be real here, 2021 Stef would utterly demolish both sides of the draw>>154910653He's unironically doing it this time by being the least gassed player left.
Which South American post-Australian Open clay court ATP 250 is this?
>>154910653He has to face de Jong, then Jodar, then Ruud/Fonseca/Mensik/RublevIt's not an easy path.Now, if he was in FAA place you could say it was easy.
>>154910677>He's unironically doing it this time by being the least gassed player left.a lesson in patience, if you can't beat them just stay fit for one slam when everyone is out
>>154910653The funniest outcome would be choking to some literal clay shitter bum like comesana. Something like 3-6 1-6 6-4 7-6(11) 7-5
>>154910686paris open
>>154910637This shitter isn't even the best ASIAN-American left in the tournament.
>>154910653to choke something you actually have to have a chance to win it
>>154910596Will never understand why he doesn't officially represent the fatherland. If he wins this (he won't), nobody will even care. If he was representing Japan, he would then be worth billions and billions.
>>154910702You know how this is meant
Abysmal.
>>154910686Santiago
>>154910691>It's not an easy pathThat's a tough draw... at a 250. This is a slam. He has no excuses.
>>154910686Here's Argentina Open 2026 (250)
>>154910727But diabetes
>>154910714Fonseca heems
>>154910733His path to the F is like a Tokyo QF in a year Charlie doesn't attend
im too fucking tired. gn lads
tennis hasnt needed thiem any more than we do right now bros…..
Maybe it's just late, but does Carreno-Busta still have aids? He's quietly in the 4th round... for me, that would be the good ending.
>>154910727>That's a tough draw... at a 250. This is a slam. He has no excusesYou want an easy draw?Here's who FAA will face to reach the FinalAltamaierBuwhochagaNakashimaTabilo/KouameCerundoloTiafoeTHIS is 250 tier
>>154910802Yes, also this. Grim all round
>>154910802
>>154910788he's fully recovered now.
>>154910802lmfaaaaaaoooo
>>154910802This slam is void, must be repeated in November, play it again instead of Bercy
Zverev's sleep schedule will be truly fucked if he has to play a 4th set
>>154910869Can I kiss you?
>>154910802kek what a draw
>>154909969>No, I didn't touch her. No, no, no. I could never do that>"nope"
>>154910869>Jodar same as RuudWhat are they smoking?
lol tommy paul is a POS
you know what i think i'm fine with sincaraz winning 20 in a row after this experiment
>>154910869When a guy that's playing his first French Open suddenly is a top 10 favorite, then you know tennis is fucked
the losers bracket will be crazy. can't wait for novak vs buse
>>154910888What happened ?
The draw being wide open like this is much more fascinating that Sinnerwinslol
>zverev still on court
It would be very Zverev like to choke a tiebreak and then lose the whole match because he's getting sleepy with his diabetes. I mean we already have basically midnight
>>154909551>The clawYeah he's cooked bros
>Redditors censored the video that shows Jodar raping a ball-girlThis + his denial confirms he's guilty
>>154910887Going to 5 against Roman Safiullin makes him look a bit fraudulent>"but Jodar also went to 5 against Alex Michelsen"Ruud is a GS finalist and an established clay specialist, Jodar is a newbie, Casper will have to look more convincing for his odds to get better
It Begins
The most dangerous lead
based Zed chokes today already.no time to lose
>Chokerev
>>154909709
>zuhverevIt begins
Yeah and the break, Zverev will not recover his sleep schedule. Maybe he already goes home today
uh-oh, stinky
>>154911006
>>154910869for.me?rublev or cobolli
A man would have stopped that wave
I don't who will win the FO, but I know it will be a player as shit as Gaudio
Feel like you don't see athletes like Halys anymore. Just looks like a normal man.
screencap disszverev getting knocked out by halys
Why is Halys playing like prime Federer now
>>154911088More realistically than him winning the tournament
>>154911094Why is Zverev playing like prime Zverev right now
he's just testing his fitness guys
>>154911055>The Norwegian and the Tirolese dying to the unpleasant west-yuropean sun>The based spaniard and brazilian capable to sustain the scorching early-summer
I doubt Zverev can keep his blood sugar levels consistent at this late time. He hates late matches and complained many times about them
I was legit closeZed will win though
Quick poll: can big Z choke this?[ ] yes[ ] of course
A Big Z win will make Reddit seethe
OMDZ lolturn tennid back onfink zverev might lose if halys can hang on
>>154911117Doubtful, if the French plumber isn't playing like shit, the diabetes will finish Zverev
>>154911117what do red marks.mean
My prediction Hailey will break instantly and the cortisol will give Zverev's diseased blood the rest and he will collapse
At least there are comfy thunderstorms outside. How did they miss Paris? Shit is coming from the west
lol halys does kinda look like just some random dude you would see hire out a badminton court recreationally at the gym
>>154911175Him and Manna. Probably the sponsorless look.
NOOO STUPID FROG FUCKED IT
Let's go
You see how tight he is now? It's the 3rd round, and he's 2 sets to 1 up. It's not happening.
>>154911219I think we all know this, he's struggling against a player nobody ever heard of. And his sleep schedule will be fucked for the rest of the tournament
>>154911087That's Daniil in 3 years
>>154911239Incredibly lucky he avoided the heat, that diabetic fraud.
If Zverev holds his next service game I switch off, but somehow I still feel the choke is coming
germany you can relax with the reverse jinxing for now, he's winning this in 4
>novax chokeabitch
tomic playing little rock too kek
>>154910655Kek can you imagine if a player actually said that in a post match interview, like instead of the usual good PR answers when they beat someone 6-1 6-2 6-2 and go "Oh X is such a good player they were playing unbelievable I had to play really well to win" they went "I feel bad for them they played pretty bad and I destroyed them" Would be even funnier if it was someone like Ruud saying it
>>154911272No need to thank me.
But seriously, how could Jason counter the sun? Every slam it's gonna be a problem.
most interesting slam in a while, admit it
>>154911312If it doesn't end in the shitshow US 2020 was maybe. I still try to pretend it never happened.
>>154911312This. Everyone else shitting on it while I'm glad to see a new winner
Zverev will finish it before 1 am, but he will not hit the sheets before 5 am with all the past match activities, press conference, eating, massage, cool down
>>154911350>I'm glad to see a new winnerI was glad to see a new winner when it was Cilic, Wawrinka, Alcaraz because they deserved it, played wellNow we're getting Cerundolo because he got an easy bracket.
So the frog can go home to his plumbing job now, I'm out goodnight everybody
>>154909201It was still a dick move and i now no longer approve of the jodar. Being mean to ball kids is the lowest low.
>>154911350The thing is people usually want to see a new winner have to earn their win. Sinner's first slam win was by taking out not completely washed up Novak and Medvedev. Alcaraz first slam was kind of grim (young Sinner into Tiafoe into Ruud in the final lol) but at least he was really young and backed it up with 6 more wins.Who does the winner of this slam have to defeat? Rublev and Nakashima?
>>154910183Yeah also not seeing Lehecka Shelton Khachanov Medvedev De Minaur Rinderknech Djokovic Sinner Fritz Davidovich Fokina Darderi Griekspoor Moutet Humbert Vacherot Norrie Etcheverry anywhere
>>154909032VITÓRIA!
>tennis ended just in time for furpuckThank D-g
>>154911408>HumbertDon't think he's ever done anything in Paris despite having the home crowd
>>154909969
There's not a single way for Zverev to lose this slam
>>154911594That's a DQ.
>>154911312Now that choking frauds like sinner and djokovic are out yes
>>154910704He doesn't even speak Japanese
Pennis
>>154911399zverev
>>154909230he look like a young leonardo di caprio
>>154910611Tommy. I don’t even know how this is mathematically possible.
carlos was the glue that was holding the atp together
>>154910704>Will never understand why he doesn't officially represent the fatherland. If he wins this (he won't), nobody will even care. If he was representing Japan, he would then be worth billions and billions.Japan doesn't accept dual-citizenship/dual-nationality>but what about Naomi OsakaShe held both american and japanese citizenship, as lots of Japanese dual citizens do, but stopped being american before Tokyo Olympics.Once Japan finds out you're citizen of another country they kick you out. This happened to a japanese women who became a naturalized american and when she came back to Japan the japanese discovered it and stripped her citizenship.She sued the Japanese state and lost.Lot's of brazilian-japanese do the same, and they openly talk about it, instead of keeping it hidden.
>>154911449Hello, neighbour
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