Canes Edition >>154909463
this team is genuinely dogshit, it's a miracle they got here
Montreal PP is utter garbage
refchads boutta bring the house down
>>154912594good choice
>>154912614Based
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
was that another PP w/o a SOG?
>>154912636still better than your team
>>154912614>>154912614>on a very special JEN!!! Edition of /hoc/... >>154912614>>154912614
>2 PPs>1 (in reality 0) SOGslel
>>154912640I too take 4 shits at work
>>154912657my team is good, we just need a goalie
Canes bros, we going to win the SOG game!
I would go to DQ, but I think the nearest one is over two hours away
Why are the Habs all of a sudden allergic to shooting?
my kitties would bootyblast both of these shit teams
Wow those Canadians really suck at they're own sport.
>>154912616>this guy had to cry about his mental health on main todaylink the melty nigga
Habs 2nd PP SOG: 0Total Habs PP SOG: 0Did they even have a shot attempt that second PP?
That CC old spice commercial is /hoc/ level zesty
canes SCARRRR!!!!
>h2sbs
Wait Cole Caufield was in an old spice commercial?
Just run Dobes. Martcuck st. Faglis will never ever play Xhekaj even though we're getting clapped All I want for christmas is Marty getting fired.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRSTANKY
>>154912637
Yep. Just end the game already.
>>154912665Fraudoraudo did too, they just split it up over 4 games.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>>154912664They took that sog off the board
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
After seeing that fag-coded Cole Caufield Old Spice commercial I can't wait for his team to be eliminated.
That's what you get for shitting on the laffs
Fucking grim, not even a Habs fan and this is hard to watch
DO THE STANKY LEG
>>154912668>>I'm going to beat the paraplegic kid in a footrace
>canes and knights finalWho are the good guys
ok, NOW it's over
STANKOVEN SSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>154912706
>>154912703Rightfully so. Fuck the faggot that told me I was wrong in the last thread. Fuck you right in the ear.
>>154912718canes unfortunately
>>154912709>laffs
OH CANADA
What happened to the habs from the first game?
Dobašš exposed
>>154912718>Who are the good guyseveryone who doesn't watch that garbage
>>154912718knights, protecting us from the heated rivalry fans.
>>154912718Neither. All the good guys were out after the 2nd round.
>>154912718They're both good guys since no jeetnadian teams kek
MSL finna start putting his lines in a blender.
>H2BS >H2BS
KWAB
Is it >1993 day?
>>154912718neither
It’s 3:52 am in Tempare right now
>>154912743>t. sofpusy faggot
CANESS CARRR!!!!!!!
>h3sbs
Jeez the habs are playing like someone died or something
Everyone:>habs need more dogTonight:>1 sog every 5 minutes
>most>dangerous>leadAnd that was the TRUE end of the semi-finals >the end, wasn't that a lovely story, children?
>>154912733Jesus christ
>>154912751He isn't berube
>canes and knights finalGary. Always. Wins.
its over
LEAFSLEARNTHEIRPLACEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RANTANEEEN
>>154912729Thanks Heikki
I guess we're following the 2010 Stanley Cup playoffs script redux this year.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>hasb>worst team to make it to the ECF in recent memory?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>dob3s
>H3bs
holy kek my sides
>>154912718Knights for sure. /hoc/ loves 'em now and redditrannies had huge melty over the Canesfederacy so they claim themKnightchads won
>>154912764excellent post
>watching Russian feed>it's just a guy talking over the Canadian broadcastLolAlso>1993
>h3bs
Deja vu
Dad is pissed I can hear him shutting things down for the night
>D3BES
Shame
CATEGORY 3
French faggots
1993. 2014. kwab
c'est fini canada
Gary give Stanky the Conn Smythe
ROBINSON SSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS
>it is 3-0Against any other team that would be scary >4 shots on goal in the opening period of an elimination game
i think it's over, mon chers
i love when the good guys win
>>154912718knights, canefags are all SECuckolds who fled college football after geting raped by hated white states and are desperately looking for a cope to get revenge on hated yankees
This is just embarassing. You should be able to surrender after the 1st
how the fuck did Montreal win two playoff series this team is legit bad
>>154912815That will be marner
another 3 goal outburst at the end of the 1stlike pottery
My Dobes did his best, he has no team :(Enjoy the lowest viewed finals ever hoc, see you in the fall.
Ya mon dis is over praise jah
Yeah it's not looking great chums.
Still can’t believe Tampa lost to these shitters
Its up>>154912745
8-0 incoming
WRRRRRRRRRRRR
yeah it's over for the habs
My goodness look at the time
>>154912842Gary's magnets helped a bit in game 7
HABS BUSSY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
how did this team win buffalo
>Lemieux an heroed for this
>>154912796They say "horrosho" a lot but it's supposed to be a good thing I learned that from TF2
>>154912824with 2 PPs too lel
It's done...
party like it's 1993
Canadians getting raped and gaped. Are you even trying?
i didn't want to see the streak of randy choking in the conference finals come to an end but at least 1993 will live on
A sickness with no remedy, except the ones inside of me;You ever wonder how deep you can sink into nothing at all?Disintegrate… Annihilate me
I hope Dobes demands a tradeThis is sad
Not even the Sens were this bad in their series against Carolina
>>154912856Turns out Buffalo sucks and lacks experience. Even the >ruins gave them trouble
SUNBELT CHADS EATING GOOD
>Claude Lemieux died for this Sad
Shan't be posting in /hoc/ once the sunbelt final is confirmed but I'll ride this game out
>>154912861Yeah хopoшo means good or fine or somethingI tried learning Russian years agoShit's hard
>>154912842had to keep leafs tuned in somehow
CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNNNN
>>154912874Habs are totally mentally destroyed
Only 4 shots?They aren't helping Dobes at all this series since game 1.
Is hockey an American sport now?
>>154912884No one cares, Maplestahn
You're not gonna believe this bros. Gary just messaged me on Kik and was really cryptic about The canes taking a 4-0 lead into the 3rd and then the Habs making an epic OT comeback win. Digits confirm also
>only reason why canadas iihf team won is because usa roster wasnt even there>habs are getting fucking raped againso this is what canadians have been crying about?
canes proving that montreal lucked through the first 2 rounds carried by a goalie on stimulants
>DOBEŠ>DOBEŠ>DOBEŠ>DOBEŠoh no no no nooooo
>>154912109they are on pace.
>Habs on pace for 12 SOG>Again
>>154912899The poor guy is getting peppered
Hope Canes win it in the end. They got one of the best home crowds in the hick states.
Our habs are a third period team anyway
>>154912884Why? It's a complete waste of timeEither they crawl back to a win by the grace of Claude Lemieux or they continue to be bent over by the RandysWhy waste your precious time?
>>154912908Thats funnyGary messaged me saying Canada won't win another Cup until 2083
>>154912842Definitely the magnets.Will be kino to finally see Randy win that ECF though.
Montreal, what are you even doing? The Cupless streak for Canada will now continue into its 34th consecutive year.
yeah this is over. i wonder how many goals the canes will end up with. canes vs. vegas final.
>>154912910pretty much. it's price all over again
lmao is there even a point in watching the rest of the game.
Kek.Does Montreal have more shots or offsides so far this series?
somebody post THAT montreal picture
>giveway in high slot>no shot on goal>4 shots on goal in first period of elimination game >habs looking so bad refs have swallowed whistles for themIt’s never been more over
>les incompetants
You care :)
got my hopes up again award
>>154912941None whatsoever These guys have been lifeless since game 2.
>>154912908gary doesn't know how to use kik. he still uses a landline and demands that his interns handle the fax machine
k im just gonna do something else its over>1993
I hate Paul Bisonette
>>154912839Dobeš was responsible for at least 2 of those goals
>>154912867the worst part is that they are tryingthere's nothing that they can do
why am i watching this slopfest
Habs are certainly eating butt today arent they LOL
The only chances the Habs are getting are from unforced turnovers from the Canes. They aren't generating shit on their own
>>154912949I care :)
Imagine all of your lines being absolutely worthless against the Randys>>154912964Dobes is the only fucking reason they are even where they are
>>154912931Alberta will be US territory long before then, anon.
i bet suzuki and caufield are already thinking about their vacation
what's this about canadians cheating with stims
>>154912960I think he's funny and like his banter with marchand
>>154912978He blows tonight. Seethe more
>habs
Buffalo should have been playing the Carolina. They would have put on much better games
Overall, we had a great season, we had some amazing moments in the playoffs and we fought like hell to get to this point.That being said, this series was a systematic failure. We did not win in any metric. We were out shot, outhustled, we lost the physical battle and the worst part is that it looks like we did nothing to change that except change the lines for a game.To me, the last game was the perfect display of how little fight we have left in us. We were down 3-0 after the first, we were down 3-0 after the second and there was not a scrum until the end of the third period. We did not show any passion. Our goalie keeps getting run and we’re so scared to get a penalty that we just let it happen. Struble brings nothing, why does he have to be in there? I don’t care if 72 play four minutes, he’s going to bring some fire. Like at some point, just take a penalty and send a message.It’s not even that we lost, it’s that we rolled over and just took it.
Went out for a smoke when it was 1-0 now it's 3-0 wtf
>>154912984They've already booked a villa in maui
regular season nerds thought montreal would win this series lol
>>154912966because you haven't got any hardcore drugs, which is really your fault, it's the weekend, my manYou gotta get on that shit at the start of the week >you gotta have that shit waiting for you at home
>>154912981Alberta only has 2 teams
>>154912984the worst 100 points player and 50 goal scorer in nhl history
>>154912960He fought like 10 gypsies at once. He's cool.
>>154913000nhL stoat
>>154913006shut the fuck up you raped faggot unironocally end your life
before the series>habs are gonna sweep the canesafter game 1>see i told you habs are gonna sweep the canesafter game 2>habs dont lose back to back we're still gonna winafter game 3>it was OT again canes are still gonna loseafter game 4 >habs will come back and win another game 7game 5 first period>despair
>>154913018based post
>>154912988I don't
/sp/uh tourist here, is this the annual >1993 day?
Montreal really needs to get some goals it they want to win this game. These are must win scenarios for both teams. Thoughts?
only reason habs even won game 1 was because the canes decided to sandbag the first period
>>154913020Sad but factual
>>154912995Doesn't make me wrong retardbro
>>154913032It is
.
>they thought they could win 4 more games with 0.67 xG on 12 shots
>>154912981Invade Cuba already ffs. We're all waiting to see mutts get FPV'd in 4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHnA94-hTC8
>>154913032Yes. And it is especially spicy this year.
>B-B-BUT WE WON THE ALL STAR GAME!
>>154913004They been hanging onto dear life the first two rounds.Canes maiding them finally.
>>154913032It's the Day of the Rake, lada proud American Tradition
mcdavid would bootyblast both these shit teams
You don't understand They had luck tattooed to their ass so nothing was impossible
>>154913035they were rusty from their vacation
Put this in the collage
>>154913032Yes, looking good!
Thanks Marty for killing any joy we had left today; just say Bettman forces you to not make any changes. We dont even have power and are wasting fuel to watch this BS with our generator, so fuck this im going to sleep. Keep making those kids feel guilty and making us hate you because you can't do your job. FSS they cant look like they enjoy playing when even the fucking coach is leaning back like a lizard in the sun. It was nice against Tempa and Buffalo, now they dont even deserve to go farther if this is how they play.Doby deserves so much more for a team, he's the only one showing up on this goddamn ice.
>>154913034they gotta get pucks deep
We won the all-star game so I really don't give a fuck lmao
Man if only the Canes didn't lay an egg game 1 theyd be on a historic run
>walk away from computer to go take care of something at work>come back>3-0KWAB it's over. kinda sad but also the dotr is always a good day
MA VIE EST EN MIETTES, C'EST MON DERNIER RECOURSJE SUFFOQUE, JE NE RESPIRE PLUSJE M'EN FOUS SI JE ME COUPE LE BRAS ET QUE JE SAIGNE
currently the super duper underdog
where's that snoyjak compilation of a typical montreal street?
Anime slop for motion sickness meds?
People are being rough on MSL. Much like the rest of the team, he seems to have hit a wall because Carolina has been so hard to break. I really hoped we'd go out with a fight, but oh well. It just looks like the whole team needs a break, a reset, and a chance to review what happened to make the necessary changes to make us better next year. We're playing too desperate without meaningful changes. We will need to try new things next year. Until then.....GO HABS GO!!!!
Wayne looks and sounds real sharp tonight
FUCK THE HABS
Does Dobson ever not turn over the puck when passing to the neutral zone from his d zone?
>>154913091this is me
>>154913075Poor guy
Man, this habs play really makes you wanna kill yourself, doesn't it?
>>154913095Is guy on the right the Fox News guy?
>>154913086same lab https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGtta5JACsA
>>154913070>but the roman units are made of our tribes kids>we wuz romansvassal mentality
>>154913095he hasn't had alcohol in over 24 hours
>>154913032
>>154913102 FW: FW: RE: FW: FW: FW: FW: Funny comics to brighten your weekend!LOL!!! Hope all is well with you and the family!Sincerely,BobSent from my iPad
Why did this homo sexual team have to move from Harford?
>>154913113Yeah, Brett Beier I think
>>154913020I'm sorry, but did the Habs lose already? It's only the first intermission. Games don't end after the 1st period.
>>154913102KEK AAHAHAHAHAH
>>154913102Based boomers
>>154913077this one?
>>154913070haha! owned! take THAT amerikkka!!!
All Sunbelt Final just like how it should always be
>>154913018phenominal post
>>154913121>posted it again.jpeg
Ladies and gentlemen, the 2026 Stanley Cup Finals will be between the Vegas Golden Knights and Carolina Hurricanes.
>>154913114Ah it did look familiar.That first is a lot darker, she needs to get off the meds not take more.
>>154913102this is the type of thing my mom looks at on facebook all day
>>154913129Nice.
knights rule canes are gay go knights!!
>>154913067habs have collapsed hard
1993
>>154913095he probably raped kids
>>154913102KEK
>>154913146SOVL
>>154913141That doesn’t cover Raleigh
>>154913102The Stanley Cup has been in the US long enough to apply for citizenship.
>>154913102MY KITTIES :)
>>154913102Jen
>>154913099Thing I like most about the hurricanes is they make shit dman look like total geeks bringing the puck up like few teams I've ever seen
>>154913141Love to see it
>>154913146I hate the sunbelt so much
>>154913147I could fix her.
>>154913117Roman "vassals" never fought in the imperial army and also famously sacked Rome. A better comparison IMO is Balkan children impressed into the janissaries system
>>154913168Needs blue jays and expos
this nigga solving Montreal's homeless problem with how sheltered he is holy fuck
>>154913146Thank you Gary, dog bless.
>>154913168I wish blue jays won last year.
>>154913070this is weapons-grade nuclear cope
>>154913177I knew a guy who played in the sphl
>>154913136KEK yes thanks senpai
>>154913186
Gary be like>ahh… the future home of the Stanley Cup champions
>>154913168Some guy from reddit shit his adult diapers at the Raptors championship parade
>>154913182Add Buffalo for singing O'Canada when the match up is two US teams.
>>154913199No problem fren
another sunbelt year for the sunbelters
>>154913208They're all in the same club, literally
>>154913192We all doeveryone that doesn't watch anime, anyhow
>>154913182>seattle, Minnesota and Buffalo in cup beltWhy
demishit should retire
>jarpissHow did he not bury the rebound?
guhle ded
their canadian players cucked from them by hated american teams and cities who then go on to defeat their teams and cities
>>154913203Wrong! Gary believes that hockey belongs in the desert
>>154912614It’s just like with the Panthers in 2023 where the other conference ruins your destiny status. They were supposed to have this dual role with the Heat that year in that each would avenge each others' past finals defeats against Dallas and Denver but the Stars failed to rise to the occasion. Now that the Avalanche fell, the Habs now no longer have the destiny of avenging Quebec.
>>154913217shouldn't even be a state kek
how the fuck did buffalo struggle with these retards
There will be game misconducts on habs this period
>>154913220says 2 players had number 5 retired for the habs.
>the Honolulu Sharks
Day 4 of Xhekaj posting until St. Louis gets fired
When will the Oilers win? When they're free.
>>154913219he didn't want to humiliate the habs even further
>>154913233based i hope so
>>154913231got lucked by the goalie and their own goalies being shit
>>154912835Have to give canada some hope to make their demise more sweet
so suzuki is a 2nd line center uh
>>154913242considering Hertl is on the Knights does this mean Canes should win the Cup pretty easily?
why is nobody talking about the game?
>Canes PPCongrats Vegas for you Stanley Cup!
4-0 kek
kwabs fought their ass off to beat the sabies just to turn around and spread their ass wide for the canes
>scoreless memorial draw in Kelowna
>>154913231buffalo was a fraudulent team
future oiler
How does the NHL "make" ice so fast before every game?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
hockey is now a tropical sport, get used to it
>>154913262uhhh maybe if montreal could score a goal people would talk about the game
>>154912640
THANK YOU GARY FOR ANOTHER DOGSHIT FINAL.
>three[3] draws and SHUT OUT!!!
>h4bs
>>154913281so when's the all star game in honolulu?
>>154912904No that what makes it hilarious
1/2
>>154913186LOOK AT IT
Canes 3 goalsHabs 5 shotsHabs finally finding their game
None of the Amerifats in this thread will even watch the SCF.
Why does Canada even exist at this point. Shit cuntry
>>154913285its only dogshit because vegas will probably win
>>154913262the game is over, there is only shitposting
>>154913231>>154913268Wholesome Canadiens save Sabres from getting assraped by the Hurricanes <3
How many shit games in a row does Salfkovsky need before Sportsnet stops mentioning he had a hattie in game 1 of round 1?
>>154913285>HEY HOW 'BOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>154913277they don't. It's always there and they just cover it if something else needs to use the arena.
>>154913296they're improving
raped habs
>>1549132932/2
>>154913303Most maps don't bother wasting time or ink on your nation
>>154913303good point, Canada of the Southern Hemisphere
>>154913205They deserve to lose for that alone.
>>154913285It would be DOGSHIT if the Habs made it
>>154913277They have Ice wizards who summon the ice
>>154913298I'm watching it for /hoc/'s Mitchell Marner to meme on Toronto when Vegas wins
>>154913318as BC Dub Enjoyer I fucking love me some Stankoven
>cold coffeeIt's never been more over than it is now.
>wide open net>mismanage the puckkwab
>>154913293>>154913318>y-y-yeah butkwacanacuck
SEND MONTREAL YOUR ENERGY /HOC/
>>154913293>>154913318>it’s ok if someone fucks my wife for 30+ years cause i fucked her first!
>>154913329I like the Leafs as a franchise and I hope he wins now, it would humble the dumbfucks at MLSE
>>154913337the mackinnon special
>>154913318Why don't Canadians want to play in Canada? Seems they bolt for the u.s. south as soon as they get a chance
Montreal should have never got out of the 1st round. They didn't deserve to win that game 7 in Tampa
nice shot retard
Was the 6th sog duirng the PP?
Hagel took this nigga soulKWAB
canada status??
>>154913343I'm good thanks
3 power plays without a single shot on goal KEK
Zero (0) SOGs in Three (3) PPs...
Joe Carter's home run literally cursed sports in Canada
>>154913343gay
>h4sbs
>>154913325there would be good guys to root for at least. Now it's just meme teams nobody cares about.
>>154913326
>>154913349Lower income tax, everything fun's there, and they won't get harassed by batshit Canadian fans after losing a game
>0 SOGabysmal PP
>>154913230Lincoln needed those electoral votes so rushed it, and now 4 games away from two gary cups!>Eight days before the presidential election of 1864, Nevada became the 36th state in the Union, despite lacking the minimum 60,000 residents that Congress typically required a potential state to have in order to become a state.
>h4bsFucking embarrassing
luv me canes
>H4BS
>h4sbsK W 4 BW4B
SAD! PATHETIC!
DAY OF THE RAKE
>>154913370Raptors won in 2019 dumbass
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
Whose elimination game was more embarrassing: Avs or Habs?
we kept saying the habs luck will run out
>J4cob Dobes
Nice rebound Dobeš you bundle,of,sticks
>1993
H4BS
CANES SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>h4sbglad claude isn't around to see this
EAT MUHHHHHHHHHH BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
kek
>dob4s
c est le fin
>hab5just getting this one in early
CATEGORY 4TOTAL HABS RAPE
They actually got backdoor swept looool
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOH NO NO NO NO NO CANADIAN KEKOLDS
I'm thankful they keep losing Fuck ce sport et cette equipe de fif
Good night Canada33 years without a cup 1/3 of a Century
>>154913360status confirmed: over
it's montreover
>score no goals>average 3 shots on goal per gameFurther research is needed but I think there might be a connection
this is beyond just losing, what a pathetic performance by our best players
Poor Dobes
when's the last time a team got this thoroughly raped?they really should have just lost to Tampa honestly, that 9 shot meme was the sign of what was gonna happen
Would you rather: get swept in the conference finals or get gentleman's swept in the conference finals?
>elimination game>3 power plays>zero shots on goal
STONEWALL JACKSON BLAKE SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
conglaturation
this is sad
this is the worst day of my life....
At the very least the Canes have the best chance of beating Israel (Vegas)
>>154913397In terms of actual stats? Habs. In terms of emotions and relative talent? Avs.
>>154913291Trump is cooking it with Gary as we speak, stay tuned
Montreal raped retards
don't worry Canada. We will take care of things next year.
>the city of Everett >the nation of Quebec
Oh, Canada?
>>154913436KWAB
>>154913419appreciate it pekka
>>154913397Avs, but only because they were legitimately good and fell apartHabs lucked their way through the first two rounds
They kept their "future franchise goalie" on the bench this entire playoffs just to get this....
>>154913343ew
>>154913431Jen
O cucknada, o cucknada, how cucked we like to be!
>>154913303You're literally us, but somehow even more dystopian
Tampa or Buffalo should really be here man
>>154913343https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hg0i4fhnsY
Claude died for this?
ARGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
I don't think buffalel woulda won but they would have put up more of a fight than THIS
The upside is that I can now cancel Sportsnet
>>154913446hey man fuck you. The Tips are cool.
CORRECTION>most dangerous memorial draw
Canefederacy has Cal Foote on their Chicago colony btw
>>154913419look at that breakaway
trade dobes
>>154913349No taxes and enjoyable weather ear round, also there are only 7 Canadian teams out of soon to be 34
Why is carolina called the hurricanes ?
>>154913436Not brown and poopy enough
>>154913451Gary Broke The Habs
>1993 check em
>>154913471see>>154913472I'm just posting some hockey PSAs, my man, don't shoot the messenger
>>154913480same reason Pittsburgh is called Penguins
>>154913102John: I really, really, really like this image.
>>154913481sounds like my briefs
>>154913437Canes will do the exact same thing to Vegas
FUN FACT: A Canadian team has not won a Stanley Cup Championship since 1993! Wow, talk about a long waiting time for our neighbours up north!
Dobes needs to go to Edmonton, then we'd finally win a cup.
>>154913480They get slammed now and then, Floyd was a big guy.
>>154913343brown hands dripping syrup on the keyboard typed this
>ole chantstop kek
If Michael Hage signed with the Habs after Michigan’s season they’d be winning right now
I promise I will stop calling the Hurricanes the Relocanes or the Randycanes if they win the Cup
>Ole chantsBASED
>ole habs bros…
The canefederacy is ole’ing
THEY SINGING OLE OLE OLEOH NO NO NO
>no more cucknadian anthem before the gameBest news really.
>Ole mockery Classless, but admittedly hilarious
The south is rising
>>154913502>>154913480kek remember when trump basically said “fuck you” to the hurricane survivors that were trapped without cell service and water? Yeah, we all remember
Finna head downtown and loot me sum Js bruh
>>154913499Canadian teams have a had a combined 211 chances to win the Stanley cup since 1993 and have not won since. Soon to 212
NOOOOOOOOOO THEY'RE AREN'T ALLOWED TO OLE
>OLE OLE OLE OLEEEEEE>OLEEEEEEE OLEEEEEEEEjesustotal habs annihilation
>>154913506I won’t, 2006 didn’t stop me
>>154913515>Classless, but admittedly hilariousJust like my islanders
>only halfway
>>154913480Imagine if China had an NHL team and they called it the China LiveLeak Accidents
>>154913512JEN
>>154913523Only because fuck Vegas. Randy can have his spotlight
>>154913431
so how long till canadians begin throwing trash in the ice?
sac ray blue
>the suntorched buttcheeks of Montreal
Jokes on you /hoc/. I cheer against all the other Canadian teams because I want mine to be the one to bring the Cup to Canada.
>>154913517Puerto Ricans I think stole their own stuff in Maria, lol.
>>154913343
>>154913530The China COVID-19's
Somebody show Gary the statistical probability of a group of 7 teams out of 32 not winning the cup in 33 years.
>hasb
>>154913517Wasn’t uncle Joe president then?
OLE OLE OLE OLE
>>154913515Habs fans are indeed classless
>>154913530remember when gary tried to grow the game in china?
>>154913539>>154913539new
>>154913537about an hour and a half ago, they wear #48 and #13
>>154913547Jets didn't even exist for half that time
>>1549134797 teams is a lotStatistically they should've won 6-7 cups in those 33 years, but they have 0
>>154913538
>>154913552In defense of Joe Biden he was never really the President. Jill was.
>>154913496dream big
>>154913537This is a Carolina home game so doubtful.They mostly left early to beat traffic and just dejected in game 4.
>>154913576>>154913576>>154913576NEW
>>154913542Local politicians stole all the bottled water, left it in a field and didn’t distribute it to anyone lmao
>>154913557>jieke chelios
>>154913517Delusionalhttps://x.com/MELANIAJTRUMP/status/1882846004216795277
I'm missing Biden like a motherfucker. Don't get me wrong he was a bad president god damn that dude was chill asf sometimes
Claude Lemieux killed himself when he realized he'd never see the habs the cup within his lifetime.
isn't "ole" just a soccer chant, why is it associated with the habs
>>154913607it's a french homosexuals chant, they do it for tennis too
Look at the bright side boys, it's better to get the >1993 >Canada will never win a cup>Lose your own gamestuff with over now so we can enjoy the Stanley Cup finals without the stress
>>154913480Carolina gets hurricanes occasionally, like the one that absolutely fucked up western NC
>>154913644I just wish it was fun teams with larger fanbases who would be anally devastated if they lost.
>>154913552Yes. That was when the FEMA workers were instructed to ignore the homes that looked like they were Trump supporters.
>>154913436you could always be dobes
>>154913597Easy to be chill with no responsibilities.
Is this the worst playoff run the Habs have had since 1993?
>>154913666devils trips
Gretzky jinxed it. Habs comeback guaranteed.
