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habs btfo
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Hate sunbelters and canadians
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gary bettman is the devil
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i don't think nick suzuki is a good player
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>>154913568
Yeah
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ole
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>>154913558
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>>154913539
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montreal is a raped city
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>>154913539
>>154913539

>>154913539
>>154913539

>>154913539
>the city of Canada
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hi /hoc/
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knights
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What are these canuck commercials?
File a claim for first nation children?
How woke can those retards be
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Habs would have swept if they had Gallagher laced up.
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DO SOMETHING
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garybelt
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>>154913581
FUNbelt
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>>154913583
trb should have been born there
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>>154913539
>Browns in the west
>Blacks in the east
>Both in TX
Lmao the sunbelt is a shithole
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it's the most wonderful time of the yearrrrrrrrrrrr
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I love Gary.
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It's up
>>154912745
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>censor mother fuckerrrrr but not skeet, bitches, and god damn
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YOU DID NOT SEND MONTREAL YOU ENERGY, /HOC/

PREPARE TO BE BANISHED TO THE SHADOW REALM
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>There is still another 27 minutes of hockey left
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>>154913600
jen
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>>154913600
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why are people making a big deal about "ole", isn't it just a soccer chant?
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>>154913601
gary should put a team back in atlanta again
surely it'll work the third time
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>>154913599
Montreal had it in the bag then claude the fraud showed up, cursed them, than an heroed off his own furniture
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LMAO HABS
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Only down side of CAR/VGK cup final is that a black will raise the cup and (((espn))) and pernell subban will focus primarily on that.
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kek I already made a thread with the same OP pic. People are gonna get confused.
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Seth Jarvis
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>>154913601
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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>OOOOHHHHHHHHH CAAANNNAAAADAAAAA
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You really thought Gary would *EVER* let ANY Canadian team not named the Oilers reach the Cup Finals?
Yeah FUCKING right, dude. UTAH would reach the Cup Final before Montreal ever sees one again kek
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>H4-1Bs
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your 2030 prince of wales trophy winners
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Why can't Canada win a Cup?
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>>154913634
hateful fuck
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>>154913539
>>154913539
>>154913539

>>154913539
>>154913539
>>154913539
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>>154913568
He's probably the worst player in the 'chel to have a C on his jersey
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KWABOTY
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>>154913539
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>OUR HOME ON NATIVE LAND!
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>>154913659
These Canadians are way too white.
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these guys really just gave up after last game lmfao, is that really the type of players you want for your future
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I am glad Habs got humbled. Not because I dislike the team, but because their fanbase would've been unbearable for a decade if they ended up the Canadian team to finally break the curse.
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I want one more shot on goal for the rest of the game for a clean 20 or 25 goal percentage
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habs are winning the faceoffs 17-14 stop acting like this is a blowout guys
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>>154913654
>he isn't on yandex
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>>154913575
God I hate this image
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Andersen must be so insanely bored the last 3 games.
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>>154913654
Yeah? What are you gonna do about it?
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>>154913673
kwab
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>>154913678
Based analytics enjoyer
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>50 goals season
>miss two consecutive tap-ins on the PP
Auston Matthews has officially passed down the torch
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>all these Southy Roke Burgerstahnis
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>>154913637
top kek @ pol classic
Jannie faggots will see a /pol/ meme and ban u, tho
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>>154913682
google is becoming unusable. Yandex is the patrician choice
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>>154913650
would cause bad ratings because Americans are like children.
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This is the closest a Canadian team will ever get to holding a Stanley Cup
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>>154913684
Well actually I think he might have a lot on his mind right now
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ftfy
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its not like the french to give up??
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OH CANADA
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>>154913693
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They can't win anything
Even the chl is losing, NCAA is taking over
In 10 years the NHL draft will look more like the NFL draft
Canadian kids will have to apply to u.s. colleges to get a shot at being drafted
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>>154913601
Nothin personnel leafs.
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canes?
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>>154913709
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>>154913649
I can already see Taylor Hall in this uniform
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>>154913725
MANLET RANGE
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>>154913683
You're just mad you aren't invited to the BBBQ (the extra B is for BYOBB) (that extra B is a typo)
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>>154913693
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deserved for being anti Gary
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>too much man
Jej
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Say hello to y'all's new massas frogs
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This is my last /hoc/ thread till October
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>>154913729
Canes marination is already unbeatable but I would do this with an inferior chicken strip, to improve it.
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Get gang banged 3 games in a row, make zero changes....
I honestly think after the second overtime loss they legitimately threw in the towel, at least MSL did
Almost as embarrassing as Leafs Panthers last year.
At least I win at life, and there is no need to get emotionally attached
Praying for Marner to win the Conn Smythe and the Cup and run down Yonge Street in a Vegas jersey with an American flag cape holding the Cup.
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Oilers winning it all next year btw
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>>154913755
>He thinks Canadian teams are doing anything next year
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>>154913740
us mountainchads are going hiking
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>>154913747
wtf i love jihadists now?
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>>154913755
See you next year for The Day of the Rake!
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>>154913755
you'll miss out on blogging and music
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>ha5b5
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>>154913764
That's RIGHT
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>>154913764
Mcdavid gets traded at the deadline
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>hab5
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>>154913628
I got alot of free Canes tickets in the mid 2000s. I never want to see another Atlanta game, because that's all those tickets were for.
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>>154913740
>barbeercue
saved you a b
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hockey country
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>ha5bs
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>hab5
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CATEGORY FIVE!!!
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Why is /hoc/ infested with LITERAL communist fags? How can any of you seriously think that communism is a good idea?
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>dob5s
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this is just sad
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>hab5
>dobe5
Do you put Fowler in in the third or do you not even bother?
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>>154913755
Neat
You gonna watch the basedball or the WNBA or troll the World Cup?? or maybe take up a new art or craft?
>3-D printing seems like a lucrative but also expensive hobby to get into
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Is this the worst Playoff run the Habs have had since 1993?
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>>154913773
agreed, what a beautiful city!
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
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>>154913795
I just think goals should be distributed evenly.
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HAB5
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https://montrealgazette.com/news/montreal-deploys-riot-cops-after-canadiens-game-7-win/
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Sometimes I don't know who I am
Some things I don't understand
No, I'm not myself now that I want you
I don't want to
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I STILL BELIEVE
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It’5 over
HAPPY LEAF ELIMINATION DAY
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>>154913762
dumb tranime neet
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>5-0 now
I await someone to make a edit of this redux of a classic.
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>>154913755
cool, see you tomorrow
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can’t believe i didn’t fucking bet on kalshi

easiest money in the world
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reaching double-digit shots on goal before the end of the 2nd is Montreal's Stanley Cup
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dawgless affairs by the candians
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>>154913762
Say what you will about the leafs but they are the only team that took Florida to 7 games that year.
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CANES SSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
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>>154913411
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raped
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>>154913795
Zohran Mamdani played too much Football Manager just like me :)
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1993 status?
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THESE FAGS REALLY THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA SWEEP THE RANDYS
LOOOOOOOOOL
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How many more?!
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>>154913795
Montreal should seize the means of shot production
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Knights v Canes, I give the edge to the Canes
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>>154913829
alive and well, eternal even
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if necessary
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>>154913813
this is a bigger humiliation ritual
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Bro they zoomed in on an old canes fan sad in the stands
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>>154913810

>>154913810
>>154913810
SHOULD OLD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT
AND NEVER BROUGHT TO MIND
SHOULD OLD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT
AND DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE
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Habs fans told me Caufield was the best goal scorer in the NHL, what happened?
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>0-5 in the second period
Genuinely feel bad for the Habs. Imagine having to keep playing
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Canada cucked again
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My boy.
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>>154913824
what did he know???
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>>154913834
2 more
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OLE OLE OLE
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Time to put away the Habs hat and put back on the Red Bull Racing hat
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One period left to the humiliation ritual
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>>154913849
not when other players are on the ice :[
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>two one’s one period
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>>154913849
i mean he was this year but i guess he's just a season guy
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never forget
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>>154913851
proper humiliation ritual for playing like geeks
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>OLE OLE OLE OLE
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Do it for her, Montreal.
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>>154913855
now draw it with him
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>>154913840
jen
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Once the last Canadian team is eliminated the off season begins and we can have Flames editions of /hoc/ again.
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>olechanting
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Canadians reaping
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Apologize
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>>154913851
they've been playing like this since round 1 it was bound to catch up to them
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TO ARMS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PBoboSu6UI
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Save to say the Habs won’t come back so let’s make it official
Canadian teams have a had a combined 212 chances to win the Stanley cup since 1993 and have not won since
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casters have even given up commentating. they just made plans for a holiday with each other.
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Noooo! You can't just use their chant!
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This is who Habs fans say is being let down by his team
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24 cups and not a single montrealfag has the balls to whine about it like cowboys/ yankees-levels for comedy purposes. this fanbase is dead
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>>154913881
I'll stop calling him Fraud once he has Lord Stanley over his head again.
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>>154913856
i'll fuckin do it again
>ha6s
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>>154913873
>>154913873
>>154913873
>douche whistle
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what the fuck is this pathetic showing habs?????
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>>154913881
>no >rags or Panthers in playoffs
>can finally win
I will not.
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>>154913729
>her cunt water
Nearly ralphed
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>>154913881
Glad they trusted the plan, gj Randy.
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>>154913890
I mean to be fear his team has what 10 sog or some shit through 2 periods
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>>154913889
Dobes finally realized the team in front of him was shit and stopped trying. Can't say I blame him.
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>>154913889
Its a lot easier to make saves when you have defensemen
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>>154913873
imagine subscribing to her onlyfans
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>>154913888
checked and jen
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>>154913889
i mean even if he stopped most of those shots his team would still be losing
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>the city of Saguenay
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>>154913890
i do think this series is uniquely awful even before you think about the guy doing the ceremony at the arena and smiling and shaking everyone's hand and killing himself in his furniture store
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>>154913889
not much he can do when his team puts up 13 shots per game and constantly turns it over right in front of him
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looking forward to Sid Seixeiro absolutely shitying his pants over the "OLE" chants
>it's completely classless! it's reprehensible! that franchise is a JOKE!
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Is dobbes about to pull a Roy and leave Canada forever? They gotta pull him
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>>154913888
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>>154913927
Dobeš to the Panthers to replace an ancient Bob
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>get BTFO so hard a legend of yours kills themselves
>instead of playing hard in their honor, get BTFO even harder
Grim.
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>>154913927
No to both
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Glad Claude didn't have to see this...
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>>154913881
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>>154913539
>I HATE GARY BETTMAN
>I HATE SOUTHERNS
>I HATE GARY BETTMAN
>I HATE SOUTHERNS
DID GOD FUCKING CURSE MY NATION
IT'S GETTING TO THE POINT I MIGHT START BELIEVING
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>>154913888
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>>154913892
Basé
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>>154913906
>>154913908
>>154913911
>>154913924
Holy cope. Accept the suckage. Even Gretzky is coping for habs
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>>154913936
Bob gonna be a free agent, they might keep him around if cheap.
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>>154913935
Kill yourself trb
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Carolina Whalers got their lick back 40 years later with plenty of interest
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holy shit it's only the end of the second period? this is like watching a rape and murder I don't want this to go on
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>>154913937
Bro wasn’t even a hall of famer relax
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habs subreddit on lockdown rn
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>>154913927
hes gonna go to buffalo so he can play for a real canadian team
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>>154913937
>legend for the Habs
He played more for the Devils than the Habs
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not watching 3rd
just going to lurk /hoc/ during it
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Ooof
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This is karma coming back at Dobes for being such a pissy emotional little diving bitch.
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reminder that if you don't win the cup, the whole season was a waste of time
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The solution is one call away
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>>154913963
The cane train on leafy bussy for another 20 minutes!
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>>154913967
Truly a bunch of sticks
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>>154913972
Nice self post Tree, we know you post here. Stupid fucking yinzer.
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>>154913888
It’s that or USA USA USA chants, so they need to pick their poison. I’m surprised the city of Raleigh has behaved itself so far, it’s still the South
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>only 9/14 games of conference finals revenue
Gary won't be happy
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>>154913967
le cope
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>>154913740
I like this image. I live in Texas but Florida seems comfy
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>>154913979
olympics 2030 starting for canada
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>>154913972
and this is worth sharing to the class?
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>>154913936
LOVE Barkov and your hometown remix jersey btw, might grab it
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>>154913976
Yeah he's a dawgless wonder too much glazing of this faggot
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>>154913977
No Canadian productive seasons for 34 years confirmed

>>154913989
Raleigh is mostly northerners and their descendants and high intelligence college students. It’s not southern at all
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>>154913948
the Hurricanes have been beating their head against the wall for 8 years to get to this point
you thought the habs were gonna do it in one?
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>>154913994
jfc can someone kill every fucking Leaf in my country. Except me of course.
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>>154913997
Sad
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>>154913991
gary wanted vegas vs montreal final but the habs couldnt do it even with his help
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Kek Gretzky wants to pull Dobeš with a sub .800sv
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>>154914013
Carney's already working on it (there won't be any natural born leafs here in 50 years)
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>entire season the Atlantic and Central gets their dicks sucked nonstop while the Metro and especially Pacific are shit on for being weak
>SCF is Metro vs Pacific
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We have to grow the game Canada, another sunbelt cup!
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Here’s that 36 year old Sharkey goalie I was telling you about
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>>154914024
Letting Dobes get Roy'd in the ECF last game, especially after his birthday slop game is a good way to ruin his confidence.
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>>154914024
It doesn't matter if they don't score, kek.
It's an awful look like when Otter was yanked against the soilers.
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>>154914035
is this all because of global warming
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>>154914039
I want to celebrate him too, but oh dear god there's still one more round to go
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Another Stan Lee for the Pacific (yes, the whole division)
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mcdavid would be feasting on these shitters no cap
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i hope this upcoming hurricane season kills millions in the southeast
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>>154914043
He rightly shouldn’t have any confidence after his last two games
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>>154914039
Canes could have a pylon in nets and the score would be the same.
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>ha6s
>mon7real
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>>154914024
as bad as the panels are they are clearly in the stage where you just have to Say Something
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>>154914034
Regular season ballerinas statpadding 3 on 3 figure skating points
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>>154914048
Some were complaining it hasn't warmed up enough yet this spring.
They are never happy.
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>>154914048
I'm afraid so. the winters are getting shorter and shorter
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>>154914056
He’s lucky he didn’t get sepsis and die
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My sharks would've destroyed both of these shit teams
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>biz, i like your nose
kek...she (((knows))) the truth
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>Claud5
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>>154914045
otter was completely different circumstances and timing
they're just torturing the dude leaving him out for the 3rd
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>>154914080
Sharks would probably put up more of a fight
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>>154914061
Cope. There’s so much Dobeš relating when he having an objectively awful game
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>>154914011
We've been beating our head against a wall for more than 3 FUCKING DECADES. Canadians teams have made it to the final 4 in 2021, 2024, 2025, and 2026 shut the hell up. I'm half convinced it's rigged since only Bettman's failing sunbelt teams win it, teams that if they failed and always lost would go under, getting the board to fire bettman
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>>154914070
So many fucking ticks as a result
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>>154914084
Oh yea, at least early on in the game it can right the ship but too little too late now.
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can't believe my sabres lost to this pathetic joke of a team
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Biz is into BBWs
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>>154913994
He literally raped that woman putting the medal around his neck. In canada, he'd put imprisoned for doing that.
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How do you put hockey on your money and suck this badly at it
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>>154914052
Another great year for the Chadcific
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>>154914093
we have already been trough this buddy, canada has been a tapped market for decades
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>>154914093
Stop with the antisemitism. The fact that the best teams are always in markets where the sport's popularity is non existent is a complete coincidence
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what did the panel say about lemuiex
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Aaaaahahahaha
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>>154914099
Unsurprising given how gains driven they are
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>>154914092
Dobes gets overrated because he flails around like a emotional bitch and it looks good when 5 don't go behind him and makes it looks like he's trying his best when they do. he's alright but he's not that good
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>>154914103
surprised they didn't put a black, an asian and a jeet on there with all those Whites.
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>>154914080
Our Sharkies :)
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Hockey is a dying sport in Canada. Canada has completely lost its soul.
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>>154914102
>He literally raped that woman
Much like what bud did on April 17 2022
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>>154914111
Hockey is very popular in Raleigh
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>>154914103
Where was rod born?
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>>154914125
cucknadiens lost. get over it benedict.
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>>154914122
our time is soon
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who would have thought the team that barely made it through the first two rounds with heavy ref assistance and with a top line that was physically unable to score was going to get ripped to shreds by a real team
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>>154914115
That's for Lemiuex, retard
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>>154914115
MAID APPOINTMENTS ARE OPEN
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When are we getting the USA USA chants. jen
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>be born in canada
>get the fuck out of there as soon as you're legally able to
>never go back
>???
>win cups
kek
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>>154914127
Oh cool, they push their kids to be hockey players over there? That's great, who's their future superstar?
>>
>>154914080
>>154914122
OUR San Jose Sharkies :)
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>>154914134
>cucknadiens lost.
Much like the did against bud and Mitch
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>>154913986
>>154914001
>Both posts were angry leafs
Gottem
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not looking forward to hearing that retard horn for two or three games next series
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that's what habs get for trusting Americans
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>>154914158
trb won just like my canes
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>>154914158
retard
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>>154914115
they will virtue signal about mental health but no one actually cares or will ever care
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>>154914155
>>
Suzuki should get the C stripped for his playoff performance.
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nice pass
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>Habs fan vibing behind their coach to with somebody to love
Wholesome
>>
the victoire would have won this series those chicks are tough
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>>154914165
better than the MTL goal horn, that is when they are actually putting shots on goal, that blares for 45 fucking seconds at max volume.
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>last goal graphic
Rude
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Nothing says ice hockey like Las Vegas and North Carolina
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>>154914156
>>154914122
>>154914080
sharks will get it done soon enough
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>>154914187
i should've clarified. i didn't mean the goal horn i meant the "HONK HONK HONK" faggotry
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>>154914193
Where does the Sharks being an original 6 team instead of the Rangers meme come from anyway
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>>154914124
grim
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>two skaters crossing the grain against the goalie
>passer has two options
>he picks the one being guarded vs the one that is unchecked
kek. still wonder why the habbie babbies are losing?
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>>154914203
Where does the >rags being an O6 team meme come from
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>more than 12 shots
this is actually one of montreals best games of the season they just cant score
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That Habs first line was so soft. You can't have Suzuki and Caufield both out there being afraid.
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>>154914191
Gary should burn in minecraft for such a shit matchup
>>
maybe im wrong but building your core with a "160lbs franchise defencemen", a "5'5 elite sniper" and "1st overall big body power forward eurosoft' with a combined testosterone less than post-operation caitlyn jenner might not see playoff success
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>>154914200
I know what you meant, it just a "let's go chant", every team does it. What every team doesn't do is the 45 seconds annoying horn because they happened to finally get a SOG that the goalie let through.
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>>154914178
I see, wanting to be a hockey player in the Carolinas will get you bullied to hell and back. What a bunch of jerks!
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>>154914224
You might be right but I'll defer to the experts
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>>154914214
Least cups
>>
Remember when the Habs were leading this series and supremely confident about their chances to win?
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I was furiously 'batin and I missed the game. Why did the Habs get raped?
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>>154914217
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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>>154914234
the "experts" are sucking each other's cocks in the studio right now and talking about "hey, remember when?" Which if you are cultured and remember your Tony Soprano quotes, you know what that means.
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Think I'll finish the season off with a MacKinnon
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>Canada
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>>154914219
Caufield is playing?
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Cam on randys chant more fakin ole's
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>>154914092
Dobes is having a bad game, that doesn't make Andersen a good goalie. It's easy to look good when you're facing 3 shots on net per period (which are all 0% chance dogshit "shots" from behind the net)

We'll see how Andersen plays against a team that actually has offense and not these trash MTL bums
>>
If Gary could make Las Vegas a hockey city why couldn't he make Phoenix
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>>154914191
im gonna puke
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>>154914253
lol
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This is why the mercy rule existed when you were playing youth hockey.
They shouldn't even be playing this period.
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>and NEW 2027 NHL champions…
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>>154914244
>Why did the Habs get raped?
Because they made this fraud their highest paid player
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>>154914253
W-who did they sell it to? My grandparents, I hope?
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>>154914240
on reddit they were talking about sweeping the canes.
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>>154914267
Phoenix is shit
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>>154914070
>>154914095
I haven't been back in a long time, I really should really plan a visit in the next year or so
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>>154914280
Bud vindicated
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>>154914281
chyna
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>>154914115
>>154914146
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The mental midget habs are going to heat up on this pp for real
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>>154914267
Phoenix had more sports franchises before the coyotes, rather than vegas basically starting with the knights.
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>>154914265
>yes our goalie is bad but that doesn’t mean yours is better
Who’s getting the W?
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>>154914240
No. I always knew game 1 would be sloppy
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>>154914267
>Arizona
No player with a choice would ever play there
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>>154914295
why would a canadian care about something related to USA politics so much?
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>>154914095
I hate them so much
>>
those grannies getting turned on by King with no ring
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>>154914280
He’s only -q tonight
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>>154914230
oh no my team doesn't need a gay retard reminder horn
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>>154914267
what about seattle? he can only work his magic once
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im confused, did montreal get relocated or did they merely lose in the playoffs
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>>154914300
the shooting also had a huge impact on the city, kind of developed a sense of place for them along with the knights being their first pro sports team. I think they would have had a seattle kraken fanbase even if they were seattle kraken bad in a much much worse natural hockey market
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>>154914267
No place to play played a role.
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>>154914322
they got relocated to india
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>>154914303
>dichotomous lightswitch brain
I'm ot an MTL fan, retard. Andersen can play brainrot games on his phone in nets back there with the non existent MTL forward pressure
>>
kek. walker is such a punk
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>>154914295
>>154914308
let's go brandon is gay cuck anyway. just say what you want to say
>>
Breaking news: the Habs have achieved a SOG on the PP
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>>154914316
He also got demoted to the second pair because he's SHIT
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>>154914321
seattle is best understood as part of the minnesota-buffalo Canada 2 Belt
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>>154914267
Arizona is a baseball state.
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>Be leaf
>Can't afford food
>Can't afford living
>Everything is brown
>Gen X and Boomers keep voting for the death of this country
>Everything is owned by rogers, bell or loblaws - they rape you with price gouging
>Government controlled by the ccp
>22 month waiting list for a surgery because the thousands of jeet parasites ahead of you
>Can't win hockey
>Continue to be Americas little bitch
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>>154914295
My Dead Wings :) I genuinely believe they could beat these frauds in the playoffs. Habs somehow have less mental fortitude than them.
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>>154914331
oh ok, thanks
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the canes are dragging freddy fucking andersen to a SCF. unreal.
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>>154914348
sounds like america brother :(
>>
>HA6S
>>
>the game is so over they are just talking about Vegas Canes lol
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>"my avies :))))))))))))))"
>"my habies :)))))))))))"
Thank Gary that nonsense is finally over until October.
>>
Canadian players only care about money
If I were canadas prime minister, of the many things I'd do to make Canada suck less is push for zero percent tax on NHL players in Canada.
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>>154914359
at least you are free brother
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>the Houston Oilers
>the New Orleans Maple Leafs
>the Orlando Senators
>the Atlanta Flames
>the Charlotte Jets
>the Memphis Canucks
>the Kansas City Canadiens
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>>154914332
Aw sweetie I bet you think the Canadians were really the Olympic champs
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>>154914348
tbf, that is every country in the anglosphere.
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>Gary giving the Habs a bunch of PPs they won't score on to further the humiliation ritual
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>>154914124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oca_4WD69SQ
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>>154914348
>Can't afford bottles to piss in
>>
At least this means the sleepy Habs guy can get his well deserved rest now.
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so what are we gonna do here in the off season anyway
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>>154914370
But that would be racist for Canadian politicians to do.
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>rand1es
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>>154914366
what's your fucking problem pal?
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>Ole mocks
>Deny the shutout
KWAB
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>>154914336
cry more
>>
Only need one goal every 2 minutes
>>
>the cutie Habs fan popping off and giving a high five to the Canes fan
Wholesome
>>
Fuck Freddie you retard
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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THE COMEBACK BEGINS
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IT WAS 5-0
>>
CAUFIELD SSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS
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>>154914348
This is just every western country. Replace Jeets with Jews for America, replace Jeets with Abduls for us, etc.
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great job caufield, really scoring when it matters lol
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>Ole chant
>R1ndys
KEK
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>>154914402
I can fix her.
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>>154914386
We scheme and dream
We surmise, we observe, digest, and explain the Universe
>We're pretty awesome regardless of what day of the year it is
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>>154914267
Cause Vegas ended up being good immediately
>>
stat padford-esque scoring there.
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>only took 5 PP’s to score
Well done, Canadiens
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>>154914386
Draft and trades.
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>>154914377
every western country
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>>154913628
if they pitch it like hip shit to get the younger community involved like Atlanta United did (before the front office tanked them), it could work. it sounds like they wanna put them in some shitty exurb, though, which will kill it stone col' dead straight from faceoff.
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>>154914413
there is no fixing that schnoz im afraid
>>
Lol Caufield not beating the 5v5 ghost allegations. Literally can only score on the PP.
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UH OH RALEIGH

UH OH
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>R2ndy
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>154914417
Wonder how that happened...
>>
genuinely one of montreals best games of the playoffs kek
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>>154914398
This is a cute?>>154914402
>>
>>154914398
>>154914402
cute :3
>>
>it was 3 games to 1
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>>154914428
wow what a goal
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>>154913539
So you're saying there's a chance
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>>154914441
>this post is off-topic
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>>154914435
McCrimmon hosed the other GMs
>>
So how bad do we think the injuries list will be?

The way they’ve been playing this series, I wouldn’t be surprised to see almost all of them on there with varying levels of hurt. It would also help explain how lacklustre some players have been (throughout all the play offs, desu).
>>
montreal played like this and won against tampa
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>>154914428
Bro didnt even try to save it lol
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>>154914455
Wonder how that happened...
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>>154914428
anderson is going to be so exposed in the finals
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It was a good run bros
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>>154914454
/hoc/ IS an off-topic general

>Welcome, newfriends
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>>154914461
Gary hit his quota for jerseys and tickets sold in Florida for this decade. He has moved on to other sunbelt markets.
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>>154913890
Sup VPNbro
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>>154914420
my based rat :)
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Raped bitch.
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>>154914435
>>154914466
>Being retarded on purpose
>>
1993
>>
>>154914386
discuss music and blog about our lives
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>>154914468
Andersen, anon, AndersEn. Anderson with an O in with the Habs, the one with an E is a Dane.
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>>154914485
>the mass media is pulling the ol' bait n switch again
Yawn.
>>
LLAINEE
>>
>>154914373
>Weimerica
>free
fug
>>
This should have been Buffalo getting reamed.
>>
nick subaru
>>
>It was 1993
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>>154914492
Retard
>>
>>154914492
actually mad
>>
>>154914494
Leave then and post about your free life in uganda. We'll be here waiting.
>>
>>154914502
THIRTY FOUR YEARS
>>
>>154914485
When have the "experts" ever been right about something?
>>
60/40 in favor of Carolina should tell you all you need to know about gamblers.
>>
WE WANT THE CUP
>WE WANT THE CUP
WE WANT THE CUP
>WE WANT THE CUP
WE WANT THE CUP
>WE WANT THE CUP
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Thank You so very much, Gary Bruce Bettman =3
>You little sweetie-pie, you
>>
>>154914386
there will be gojirrions of World Cup threads to shit up imminently
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>>154914507
>>154914505
good goys. gary appreciates you.
>>
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1993 1993 1993 1993 1993 1993 1993 1993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA
1993 1993 1993 1993 1993 1993 1993 1993
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>>154914402
that nose tho
selling out her team to the enemy
they would sell their mother to make a dollar
>>
In the sweltering summer of 93...
>>
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>>154914526
I think big schnozs are cute
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>>154914386

this
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EMPTY NET
>>
>h6sbs
>>
>say something retard
>get push back
>good goyim
k
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>>154914544
do you now?
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Gary reveals his script to those with eyes to see
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>>154914545
CFL Gary is ruining the league and destroying the great traditions of Canadian football.
>>
rip frogs

wouldn't have minded them being the one to end the curse, but i need the golden turds destroyed at any cost
>>
C'est fini...
>>
CANES SSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>
huomenta
>hasbs
>>
i don't think they're coming back, bros
>>
>1993
It lives for another year
>>
>empty net down 5-1

humiliation ritual
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
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>Hey Adam it's Gary. You're still following that script sent in from Tel Aviv right? Don't be letting any sweeps happen we need to crank out of much money as possible this year.
>>
EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
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>>154914564
Are they still planning on putting the uprights in the back of the endzone
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>Claud6
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>>154914568
Huomenta Heikki
>>
>ha6s
>>
Some people laughed

Some people cried

Most were silent
>>
>>154914565
mustard knights must not win
>>
>>154914508
You know that bitch ass pussy NIGGER won't.
>>
PULL THE GOALIE AGAIN!! DO IIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!
>>
>>154914562
every time ESPN and TNT showed a stat in favor of the Avalanche they got blown out...
>>
>>154914562
so time to bet on vegas
>>
>too much man again
The humiliation ritual must continue
>>
why can't the frogs count?
>>
>>154914576
Yup, they're going forward with all the rule changes despite all the outrage. Including expanding the playoffs to 8 teams (there are only 9 teams in the league).
>>
>Dobes back in the net
the French have surrendered
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Will Randy allow me on the Canes train
>>
This Hurricanes team is demonic. They are raping everyone.
>>
>too much man
>again
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>the ratings for Vegas/Carolina
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>knights randys final that will bring in record breaking lows in viewership
what is gary's plan here?
>>
Habs coach fucking sucks lol
>>
Wild shoulda been in the Final.
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>>154914611
Don't worry. I'll still watch it and shitpost here.
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>>154914603
only if you're a good sport about it
>>
>>154914612
Sportsbet money is gonna explode again in Vegas
>>
shall now be focusing all of my negative eknergy to the hurricanes and their hill billy retard fans
>>
Early thread detected.
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>>154914607
i swear it's an almost always completely arbitrary call
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>>154914617
>>
NEW

>>154914623
>>
The way the series went, you can't make me believe the matches weren't rigged.
>>
recycle:
>>154913576
>>154913576
>>154913576
>>
>first team in history to go 12-1 in the first three rounds
hold your heads high, Habs
you managed to win one (1) game against God
>>
>>154914604
Getting that first ECF win in forever against my kitties last year got them over the mental hump.
>>
good night bros
>>
will knights-canes be boring hockey?
>>
>>154914652
this but unironically
>>
>>154914009
Raliegh like charlotte is a boring 3rd rate city for people who can't hash it in a real city and not based enough to live somewhere nature oriented like wnc



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