Let's all laugh at the M's editionPrevious: >>154913687
dodgers
Get we get a stat line on Kyle “King” Tucker
>>154915703Based! BASED!
good game, phils. TARPS OFF
Sanchez ducked the dodgers so he can pitch to the poodres instead. How convenient for him
>>154915706el nino caca
Our Tigers died in May and you're giggling quite obscenely
>seething stanks making Jays threadsc u c k e d
>>154915703>benny the jetthis is a benny urquidez general
>>154915718Miz did the same thing kek
Can yankee fans even still be called yankee fans when they spend more time watching the mariners?
>>154915706>comes from IL>hits a home run>dies immediately>returns to ILkek, it's kino!
>>154915720reminder to leash your pets
>>154915729Sorry this is a sweet girl Anne genny
>>154915731They're finally up late and can see good baseball.
The Sandlot is painfully overrated, especially for actual baseball fans Look, it’s a cute 90s kids movie with summer vibes and “You’re killing me, Smalls!” but /mlb/ acting like it’s peak baseball cinema is pure nostalgia cope. It’s barely even a baseball movie.Main Problems: • Zero actual baseball. They play some pickup games, beat the rich kids once, and that’s it. No real stakes, no strategy, no grind. It’s Stand By Me with mitts and zero sports payoff. Compare it to Bull Durham, Major League, or even the original Bad News Bears—those actually respect the game. • Dogshit baseball knowledge. The Babe Ruth lore is wrong, the kids treat a signed ball like it’s the One Ring, and the “The Beast” plot is cartoon logic. Benny magically becomes a pro at the end with no development. It’s fantasy slop for 10-year-olds. • Nostalgia tax is doing ALL the heavy lifting. Came out in ‘93, flopped at the box office, then exploded on VHS for 90s kids. Now every normie quotes it every spring like it’s The Godfather of baseball flicks. Rewatch it sober as an adult and it’s mid at best—predictable, low-stakes, and Smalls is the most vanilla protagonist ever.It’s harmless fun if you’re drunk on childhood memories, but calling it one of the greatest baseball movies is a massive casual take. Solid 6/10 kids flick, nothing more. There are way better options that actually understand the sport.
Enjoy your last season on top, doyerpacos. Next season when the cap hits you will be irrelevant.
Finish this game strong, Mariners.
kek someone should webm bazardo and that ump
>>154915751Will do! Thanks! :^)
>>154915741>enters batters box>smashes HR>leaves for the season>refuses to elaborate
>>154915748You should be tortured to death for posting AI slop on 4chan.
>>154915751>already won thee WS in five years>has a good shot at threepeatThe damage is already done
>>154915748In this moment I have become euphoric
>>154915690kek east coasties dominated those shitters
>>154915748That shit is from the 90s? I thought it was early 80s
Wow this is a literal cuckthread Embarrassing for NYfags honestly
>mattingly>kershawWHAT A REUNION
That UNIQLO sign is a fuckin eyesore and that's all I have to say, out of respect for my fawtha
>>154915776Nope, it's right there with Big Green and Angels in the Outfield (Danny Glover)
>>154915706I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>154915782That $400+mil payroll ain't gonna pay itself, Jackie. How's Rutgers, btw?
Kike to Alex Call about his shoes: “Yours have more swag style because they’re all white.” Kike is a 34 year old man.
>>154915751seethe more faggot kek
>>154915803i'm older and say dumber shit
>high leverage SpeierSneks are gonna make Dan pay!
the best starting rotation in the american league strikes again
>Abby Labar tonight/this morning
We should have a salary cap instead of a luxury tax
>>154915819Mariners rotation is better desu
>>154915818Corbin is batting close to .400 vs lefties this year. Strange descion
that's our dog
She's a fat cunt!!!!
>>1549158293 pitch strikeout and the best he's looked all year kek
Phillies 3 hits, 1 home runOhtani: 3 hits, 1 home run
all I know is that I know nothing
>>154915827better at being mid maybe
>>154915830Notch that down as a PGS (Pretty Good Start)
>>154915799it's good but i still havent passed those two fatcats i had last night i feel like im pregnant with twins
>>154915830Dodgers having cy youngtani, wrogyoungski, and the cybullpen is insane
>>154915830>>154915854Who is the league leader in PGS (Pretty Good Start)?
Dbags really have a pitcher named lasagna!
>>154915852No just better
Realistically which teams could prevent the Doyers from threepeating? Braves and who else?
>>154915875Mariners, but not the Yanks.
nick kurtz error caused a 3 run homer kek
>>154915854It needs a new name. “Quality” sounds better than “pretty good”. It should be Really Good
>>154915822shes got some craziness in her eyes
I like the Dbacks. Can they swap divisions with the lastros or rags? Would really help with our travel time too
>>154915888I flew over these.
>>154915875Yankees and only Yankees
>>154915888The last wholesome moment in baseball
>>154915895This and the other Texas team should swap with Colorado.
would be funny if the dodgers win another world series the year the salary cap comes into effect
>>154915894thousand cock stare
>>154915883racist
>>154915875from what i see, you have to make them make at least 3 errors
>>154915906I got a cock for thou hand
>>154915901I don't think so.
>>154915874its not bad but it isnt deep enough
>>154915904Astros should just move to SLC
>>154915906Me and who?
>>154915879For some reason Mariners seem to rage at the Yanks more than they do at the Jays for ending their WS run last season
>>154915914>turfconsult the splits
>found footage of jackie robinson breaking the color barrier in 1947https://youtu.be/QQmPaGe95pY?si=Te2DbhAtOUiN_rFV
Let us pray.
>>154915894it’s the look women have after getting mouth-raped by Chad
>>154915894I fucked her
>>154915875Rays are looking pretty good rn
>>154915918It’s deeper and better than the yanks desu
>>154915901>>154915914yankees have a non-zero chanceeveryone else in the al has a zero percent chance
how will the mariners fuck this up?
>>1549159282000/01 were full of hard feelings
>>154915914kek I like those cages they have in the outfield wall, we should get some at dodger’s stadium and fill them with the fattest, loudest, most obscene mexicans
>>154915939ok weirdo
>>154915928This is a yankee fag fantasy. Nobody ever thinks about you except when we’re laughing about 9/11
>>154915939That’s what ur mum said lel
>>154915931If you see a trashcannigger you got to run him in with your fastball.
>>154915950kek
>>154915914If he doesn't take the HR lead while Murakami is on the IL he is officially on fraud watch
C'mon, Munoz. Lock it down. Get a ground ball here.
>>154915960Yeah bc the yankees can’t fuck good
>>154915975Can confirm
uh oh stinky
>>154915961i guess but he got the last laugh and sent you boys packing to cancún next to soto, judge, and cancún lifetime vip mark trout https://youtu.be/PNBV5WZKKiE?si=Wr7Kr4kVu_M19_Z2
The diamondBABIPs
gg sneks munoz sucks this year
bases juiced
Munoz, you fucking scrub. What is your problem?
>bases loaded no outskek Memeiners
fuck..
>throw one game to kill the sneks and guarantee a series W4D chess from munoz
oh the mariners lost this kids gonna hit something in the air
>get hit in the pad>scream and cry and piss and shit your pants>sprint into the dugout and out of the gamekek what a pussy
they played this one today right before resuming the broadcast on AM570 THE REAL HOME OF THE DODGERShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKkNlwpajNk
> what does he do?
>>154916024stop cuckwatching
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
sneks tie it up
>>154916037he locked the fuck in. he was struggling
>naylori hardly know her
How did they get no one out lol.
>>154916049Fucking Munoz sucks
>Marinaras
Of course it's some squibber that ties the game. This season has been full of that junk.
Is we gettin 5 walk offs tonight?
>>154916040i cant watch the last game of the day of the team who’s fanbase cant shut up about my team for the last 2 weeks.*makes popcorn* marindoo ‘em! faggot.
>>154916062I doubt it.
Munoz just wants the walkoff HR record to get broken today
Sneksbased Naylor
the mariners suck lol
is it me or has there been more extra slurpings this year
>>154915872
>>154916065Nobody is talking about your team
>>154916074You’re tied with a team that sucksThat means you suck
>>154916075it does seem very common
sit the frick down
Does Refsneeder need glasses? It’s like he literally can’t see the ball anymore
>>154915829Mariners managers have this weird decision making glitch where they go left vs left despite the left handed batter hitting lhp very well
>>154916103He needs to be DFA'd
Give me a break, Dan. You're gonna pinch hit just because of muh matchups with bums?
Wisdom looks like bizzaro Harper.
>>154916120lol I see it
CMON WIN THE FACKIN GAME COLT
>>154916103he needs to open his eyes more
>>154916103he’s been awful for seattle
extra slurpings in sheattle
>faggotiners
extra slurpings in seattle
gg gn
More baseball! MORE BASEBALL!
time for extra slurpings, my favorite!
Smallball Sneks are about to rape /us/ really hard.
I've seen this movie way too many times this year, and I hate the ending.
>>154916158this pic keeps getting smaller
>>154916149look at him go!
Time for some manfred runner bullshit, gg sneks
>>154916151I heckin' love the ghost runner. Fuck Yeah Extras!
>mariners batting .204 with a .615 ops against lhp embarrassing
>>154916181That's with their hot streak against the A's too.
spiritual bunt
remember when mark vientos struck out at a pitch that hit him and then he thought he could just go to 1st after that?
JP DID AN INFIELD DEFENSE
>>154916186a’s pitching is so damn bad even seattle scored a bunch
JIANT PENIS CRAWFORDI can't believe the drawn in infield worked for once.
Holy fugg JP is carrying this team on his fucking back tonightThis is a 1 WAR performance
what a game jp crawford
C R I S P Y
Cooper "COLD AS ICE" Criswell!
JP was playing the shift in to cover dragslets see him do that from double play depth kek
Is we gettin a 5th walk-off? (For real this time)
>jp "mariner for life" crawford
ugh
>>154916212Room temp IQ take Not a real sneks fan False flag yankeesfag yet again
>>154916210who? ben rice owns that bitch
HUGE for my sneks
Yankeesfags are still cuckwatching lolIt’s past your bedtime lil fellas
How the FUCK does WPA work?Arenado above JP, seriously?
>no buntthird tier team kek
why does seattle refuse to sac bunt?
RANDY WALKS IT OFF
Useless faggotbacks
WALK IT OFF, BABY
GG M's
mariners won that game. see ya tomorrow sneks.
LFG RANDYGG Sneks it was a fun one
Damn should have been a HR.
doesnt work in october marinkeks
>>154916258GG sneksbro that was a playoff kinda game
THE SCORE IS 6-7!
I love that Randy didn't just try to crank a homerun there. He's been so good this year.
LMFAO. Fuck all of you faggot bitches. Actually lmfao.
>>154916245It’s highly situation dependent
>>154916258gg sneks, this is a sneakin' into the 'eries together kinda year
>NYfaggots stayed up late to cuckwatch a team not even in their division >now they’re all going to bed madHoly fucking kek>>154916246>not in first placeliterally irrelevant
>Yaks stayed up late to watch the M's increase their division leado kek!
marinerds are getting way too cocky lately
I didn't care about him last year but Brandon Garcia is legit and Sneks made a fair trade (unlike /our/ fleece for Geno)
Ohohoho I can tell the genny is gonna be STEAMIN tomorrow
>>154916299A guy has a career day and single-handedly wins you the ballgame and you celebrate a little.
Beating the faggotbacks is like winning the world- ah who am i jesting. The Mariners don’t know anything about winning a World Series kek
>>154916306oh hohohohoho, and the genny will simply not survive the return of Flyover and Dumper
>>154916306And comfy.
>>154916299it has been a rough start to the season. /we/ are finally playing well
>>154916301Locklear is still working his way back from shoulder surgery, jury is still out on him.
>>154915690erm, OP, I clicked the thread under the promise of chuckles, guffaws, keks, klenks, jejjies, howls and/or yucks at the Mariners....
>>154916328Wasn't that last year?
>>154916332There were, until there weren't
>>154916334he got injured the 2nd to last week of the season but didn't get the surgery till mid December
>yfw
>>154916348The catholic church needs to stop condoning the consumption of pork
>>154916348I know the White Sox are notoriously cheap but is this the training coaches' fault
>>154916344Lame
>>154916356This post is a little too Mets for my liking.
>>154916392he's right. Pork is bad for you
Disney+ to stream MLB games in 2028.
.........pork is bad for you bruh
April 1, 2032. San Antonio Spurs superstar Victor Wembanyama throws out the ceremonial first pitch of the first ever game in the inaugural season of the San Antonio Padres. The Padres spent 96 years in San Diego, California before relocating to San Antonio. The Padres will temporarily play at Nelson W. Wolff Stadium for 3 seasons before moving to their new ballpark in downtown San Antonio in 2035.
>>154916401I had an awesome burrito from a place in Edmonds named the Flying Taco, that had 12 hour smoked pork in it. It was delicious.
>>154916416Yeah that does sound pretty good.
>>154916409Texas already has two teams that suck ass. Do they really need a third?
Florida should have 3 teams before Texas.
I just realized: the las vegas A's can allow SMOKING IN THE BALLPARKThis instantly makes them the most sovlfvl club behind the M's.
>>154916445Attendance rankings>#12 Houston>#15 Dallas>#28 Miami>#29 TampaNeither should have 3 teams but Florida would be the worse of the two options to add a team.
>>154916445Florida already has two shit teams do they really need a third?
>>154916467>>154916470The Panama Beach Padres
>>154916477The Hollywood (Florida) Padres is objectively funnier.
KISSIMMEE PADRES
>>154916438Manfraud allowed the Asterisks to cheat, why wouldn't a third team down there not be allowed to?
>>154916490The Hollywood (California) Padres is actually funnier than that though.
>>154916505Padres are the kind of team that would cheat and still lose
>>154916518Tatis has definitely stopped juicing though.
Kissime pecka
doggie doo baseball all weekend bros
>>154916568Her butthole was VERY disappointing.
>>154916587Sorry sir
>>154916568Stop posting my wife
>>154916459As rad as it would be, would they? My dad recalls watching Lou Pinella getting caught chain smoking on TV in the Kingdome back in the mid 90's after it was banned in there.Obvious health reasons aside, the loss of tobacco culture in this country is a net negative. I feel bad for the kids who were 18 year old smokers when it was federally changed to 21.
are we ready for brian cashman’s perfect deadline ?
>>154915690>OP
>>154916617For me it was when they banned cloves after my freshman year, chicks love a guy with a lighter and cherry cloves.
I actually didn't know this.
>>154916668>PCA zyns
Since calling up Colt Emerson JP has been on a tearExtend this to be career Mariner now idc what anyone else says
do it for the EP (entertainment purposes)
>>154916676How would the umps even know?
>>154916684His at bats have been awesome since he got back from the shoulder thing, but tonight was the first actually good defense from him. I think he knows what his path is to stay in Seattle and is showcasing it. Personally I'd rather he be DH but if he can actually make throws from third that would play.
>>154916668Good filename lmao.For those grandfathered in,Aaron JudgeMookie BettsJosé RamírezFrancisco LindorCody BellingerOzzie AlbiesMatt OlsonKyle SchwarberWillson ContrerasJavier BáezPitchers (Spitballers?)Gerrit ColeJacob deGromChris SaleJosé BerríosTyler GlasnowSandy AlcantaraCraig Kimbrel
>>154916725I got some balls you can spit on
>>154916684competition breeds excellence
>>154916725Schwarber should get into dip. Fits him and the city.
I hope our Bronx friends will stick around for the full postgame experience of roasting a bowl and listening to the Mariners Mojo livestream. I understand talkin' yanks only uploads sometimes and the morning after because they're lazy and sponsored by draft kings but hopefully they haven't turned in yet.
>>154916861I avoid podcasts like the plague because I am old please tell me Mariners Mojo is worth it
>>154916861nobody listens to jomboy media except mariner fans
>>154916861Weed is degenerate, man. Just grow up and quit that shit already.
philthies are getting skubalgayves have been put on notice for the nlcs
I was hoping the A's would get Skubal but they don't really strike me as a team that's going to stick around anymore with that pitching of theirs
>>154916897manny was doping hard
>>154916912and that's a good thing
why is this sport glazing shohei ohtani every hour of the day
>>154916908they have elite pitching, they ran into a slugging juggernaut (sluggernauts) today.
bruh, new red diamond just dropped
>>154916467Florida has the worst sports fans in America by a wide margin
>>154916925why does that ugly norwegian guy get glazed in the epl every day
>>154916925because he's literally the most skilled player ever?
>>154916942he doesn't, he's good but he doesn't get glazed like this japanese lad gets glazed>>154916944wrong
>>154916925Imagine if a EPL player was like the 3rd leading goal scorer and the best defender in the league. That’s Ohtani.
this lil fella is buns only 75 power and 66 speed gonna replace him with 39 year old matt carpenter at third instead
>>154916944>mogged by tons of players offensively>mogged by tons of pitchers>b-but muh super special two-way unicorn!
bro stayed up late to watch the mariners win and is now staying up even later to fantasize about them losing in his video gameactual unhinged obsessive cuck behavior
>>154916861We aren’t your friends. Get a life, chump.
>>154917022video games are for losers
>>154917022you wish bud, now go to bed its past midnight for you lil fella
>>154916894I listen to Kay when the Yanks are on a big losing streak or Jazz has a major fuckup and that's about it. >>154916876No, they're all bad but they usually know the broader org universe more than me because I pay negative attention to the minor leagues. Honestly the am 710 guys are the only ones really worth listening to. They had a segment talking to one of the Marine Layer Podcast queers but I guess that ended this week.
>>154917024Did ask. Do care. Plus, I love you.
>>154916897
>>154915746>Bottom of the 9th>Team just pulled aheadDoyers fans, everyone.
Yankminican malding kek
>>154917024It’s his 15 minutes of fame before George Springer gets hot at the end of September.
my...white sox...
I really need it
murakami or vladdy?
>>154917190The one I'm not paying until he's 40
Nat community relations director is a flaming faggot who wanted dick so bad he revealed to an undercover reporter that he hates the team's own pitcher who refused the anal sex pride agenda. https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-sports/nationals-fire-community-relations-director-allegedly-religious-discrimination
>>154917266are you the nats fan who was a senators fan that is 70 years old?if not, kill yourself immediately
Building teams are fun
>Aroldis Chapman to the Dodgersgg everyone see you in 2032 when our window opens again.
Split me
>>154917319Take it to /v/ lil fella
>>154917366or what? i’ll just pop a new sim if you report me.
>>154917319trout plays left nowadays?
>>154917296No. Why? You seem big mad.
>>154917319Not on pc don't care
>>154917393i needed the defense badly, pic attached is my team before i fixed it a bit. pretty much yordan kept turning popups and flyouts into triples, soto was just kinda slow to track some angles too and cost me a couple runs in the gap. trout is golden but he wasnt doing anything besides running gap to gap and throwing to cut off men (any fast guy can do that hence mickey moniak), i want him and judge to cut people down going from first to third and second to home
wow that's really cool bud but maybe blog about your video games with your schoolmates or other kids at summer camp
>>154917486im 29
>mune deadsox about to sink back to a 100 loss season...
>>154917531but theres like 5 hitters on the team besides murakami who are performing wellmaybe its their calling card, sink or swim.
https://www.youtube.com/live/YxbMCm2q4v8?si=LpTVrxkQVCaEg3wx
>>154917601https://www.you a bitch.cocksucker
PCA needs to get sent down just to teach him a lesson
the females are running the asylum
jaysies managed to do it again :)
>>154915846Holy kino
>>154916299Sneed
the rays are leading the American League right now, how come they still can't get more than 10k in attendance
>>154918557No one gives a shit about baseball in Florida.
>7 walk off losses1 decent year last year and already back to mediocrity
>>154918557garbage stadium in an inconvenient location for 80% of the Tampa metro area. Plus Florida is a transplant/retiree state and they don’t have native fans
>>154918715>Plus Florida is a transplant/retiree state and they don’t have native fansI was actively cringing while watching a fish vs yankees game last year because 80% of the fans were there for the yanks.
My Mariners won that ballgame
>>154918557Tampa is a football town
>>154918715Didn’t stop the Rasm from picking up new fans.The Marlins haven’t tried to win for 20+ years and their owner was the stingiest jew imaginable, nobody is going to sign up for that. The rays thing is more inexplicable because they have been a top 5 most well run franchise for 25 years.
smart teams like the rays and brewers
if the rays are so smart why don't they try getting fans?
nobody cares ramspaco
>>154918780You cant compare the rams to the rays lol. Football in a 17M person market vs baseball in a 3M person market
>>154918780>inexplicableThe anon had it right when he said nobody cares about baseball down there.
>>154918732It will get worse. New Yorkers are fleeing to Florida en masse
>>154918557Winning isn't a top 5 priority for fansWinning doesn't draw dimes
>>154919109he's righttaking my family to the phillies game was easy even in late 2022. since they started winning, finding accessible seating for my grandparents has been a nightmare. it was much more enjoyable when they weren't selling out the park
gm mariners nation
gm
>>154918625Retard
>>154920353he's right, they don't.
>>154916617When I was a teenage smoker, I had a litany of gas stations and smoke shops that would sell to an underage me. I presume kids nowadays do, too.
>>154919109>>154919870I just paid $30-per for goddammed white sox v. tigers tickets today. Insanity.
old cope>these cheap owners just need to spend more. the needs a floor not a capnew cope>how will these poor owners even afford the floor?? And it's literally in the proposal how they plan to get the moneydoyer fans are in panic mode over the cap
>>154920612all you do is bitch and whine
Yeah xhe's a yuropoor. That's all they do.
>>154920353Turn your monitor on
doyerpacos seething kek
>>154920065Gm
I like the dane
Cut all of the undersea cables
>>154920867Whoa, where did you get this surveillance footage of me just now?
Let's rank our Baltic posters.1. Finnposter2. Daneposter3. Germany4. Ohtaniswede
>>154921115With Finns, you win.
has ohtaniswede been seen this season
>>154915690>laugh at the M’s edition>Mariners on a 4 game win streak>stranglehold on the AL West lead
>>154921136dane mindfucked ohtaniswede
>>154921096I cannot disclose my sources
>>154921136infrequently
>>154919109He’s right When the Dbacks were awful I’d wait until after the break and go to a ton of late July-September games. Buy a $12 outfield seat and sit wherever you want. Shit was way better than paying 4x more for shitty seats to watch a contender
>>154921423Oh wow it's a woman talking about sports and being wrong about everything
Watching the Cubs and Sox rivalry finally start heating up again is great. Now the Cubs should get some Koreans, and really get this shit started.
>>154921423They did the same thing when Bezos' newspaper laid off their sports journos.>the owner is wealthy, therefore he should be okay losing hundreds of millions of dollars
>>154921489not really a rivalry innit?
>Roki Sasaki on the mound tnhis tight, boyish Japanese ass is going to get absolutely wrecked by Schwarber, isn't it? =/
The mayor of Chicago gave the Pope a Cubs cap this week, pic related. The hate and spite is there.
One of these playoff games starting Roki Sasaki is gonna cost the Dodgers a threepeat. Still a diamond in a rough
>>154921603they just need to take roki to a whore to lose his virginity and his mental problems will be solved
>>154921633he's married lmao
>>154921633monke!
Can't wait until we get a cap, but then all the best players STILL sign with the doggies, just for dogshit under the table bonuses like it works with EVERY other sport.
finally, some decent saturday night slurpers lined up
>>154921633nah they have a clubhouse twink for just that purpose
>>154921690Low tax states will probably see more signings with the cap. But the Dodgers infrastructure will still attract NPB players switching to MLB
>>154921665even so, this lil nigga clearly doesn't fuck
>>154921665well that settles it he's definitely a virgin
There were 4 walkoff home runs last night?!?!
>>154921540Is the the dumbest person ever elected to public office? Serious question.
>>154922018Who was mayor when they sold like 80 years of parking meter rights for a billion dollar advance? Whoever that was is dumber. Probably Daley, Rahm is smarter than that.
>>154921540this is actually funny
>>154919109Holy shit what a terrible owner
>>154922018>>154922070Hitler was elected and he lost half of Germany
>>154921990The balls were activated.
>>154922111He was also the only man with the balls to kill Hitler
>>154922133that's a great point
I think the Os manager might be a double agent for Canada. I can't explain his decision making any other way. He's been outsmarted by John Schneider. A tortoise could outsmart John Schneider
What will all those nips who were watching the White Sox do now?
>>154922268What do swallows swallow?
>>154922268>NPB actually had a team called the Swallows and nobody batted an eye.
Murakami won a championship with the Swallows 4 years after joining them so idk what these japs are even complaining about
>>154922484If you'd read you know they were referencing the historic season where they had the most losses in the league.>flagOh. Of course you don't read.
>>154922268How long is he expected to be out?
swallow this bussy
>>154915754what did the play-by-play team say about this degenerate?
>>154915782you know, it wasn't so long ago you used to wait in AAA. And as I far as I'm concerned you SHOULD STILL BE THERE
>>154922596He's going to be out during the entirety of the White Sox's toughest stretch against opponents like the Yankees, Dodgers, Phillies and more back to back to back to back with no rest.It's unironically over.
swallows are cool and they mog your team's bird
>>154922644Pressure makes diamonds.
>>154922772
what's your rotation's FIP? it's the only pitching stat that matters, you know>gee, how come the Guardians get to start the same 5 guys all season long??stop getting injured
Bord
>>154922609Nothing, they were talking about upcoming Mariners Value Games. >>154922644My Mariners are starting to get it together without Cal and Flyover. The Popesox will rally.
We're a Yomiuri Giants genny, just so you know.
>>154923065well she should've gotten banned from the ballpark for life.
You guys are watching the Euro superbowl right?
>>154923209I just went downstairs to put it on for my mom.
>>154922939>more than 1 WAR behindI'm sorry lad YNGMI
>>154923248>average age 28yikes. you guys better win this year
my team's rotation at the moment is gausman
>>154923275/we/ have that covered
don't reply to dane fag
Who else is /failed rebuild/ here?
its uphttps://youtu.be/-LlMgGbGZZU?si=sZSPsHwsHFi-Hfkd
>>154923618not the berdinals that's for sure
>>154923618cheer up, its yesavage day and we already won the series so no chance the offence actually does anything today
>>154922268Ohtani haters are disappointed.Previously, Ohtani haters would say, "Hey Ohtani, go get Murakami to teach you how to hit home runs, lol."Currently, Ohtani haters are saying, "Murakami, our stick for beating Ohtani, is broken, what a disappointment. Next, let's use Sanchez of the Phillies as our stick for beating Ohtani."Ohtani haters, you deserve it, go to hell.
>>154923742holy based
This is /mlb/.
>>154923183Wrong
>>154922268>Through the hardest times, we stand with you.>Let's join hands and fight as one, starting from this very moment.why are japanese people so fucking cringe? it's like everything is an anime to them
>>154923934It's called having honor. Of course you wouldn't get it
>>154923717Our manager will find a way to fuck us
>>154923618Do the angels count as a failed rebuild?
>>154922523that would've been part of the process of winning a championshipso saying "i've seen this movie before" only makes sense if White Sox wins a championship in the next 4 years
>>154923742they grasp at straws looking for any cope they can find. fact is not a single ohtani hater wouldn't want him on their team.
>>154915703I never realized how racist the 'Lot was. Only Mexican kid in the group and they made him a Dodgers fan baka
>>154923183I'm a Chunichi Dragons fan who dislikes the wealthy Yomiuri Giants, but I'm troubled by the contradiction of supporting the wealthy Dodgers.
>>154924238I'm looking forward to the Netflix remake where they're all black
>>154924296and girls
>>154924232Even though he should have been a Mariner, I will settle for him being out of the same division and out of the same league.
>>154923826Mexican foreigner :|Japanese foreigner :O
>>154923820>>154924232yes
>>154924232>not a single ohtani hater wouldn't want him on their team.too bad he wanted to get carried so he went to the most stacked pay to win team in the league and insisted they loan money form him to sign even more players
>>154924422
>>154924031I didn't know Aussie boy had a recker like that
I gawtta have it...
>>154923608
>>15492458580 posts to go
>>154923209Soccer is gay and cringe so 'no'. As are yuropoors.
>>154923209?
Smart baseball wins.
mariners
>>154924801yeah... YEAH!!!
ohtani:>listen 2024 doyers. you guys arent stacked enough even though you won your division 10 years in a row>So i'm gonna loan you my 700 million paycheck to sign players>you can pay me back the 700 million when i retire
Is Ohtani the GOAT if his decision to play for the dodgers generates enough seethe for the owners to demand a salary cap?
thread has gone to shit im going to the gym
How do we stop them
ITFGTALWP
>>154924952Exercise is bad for you.
>>154924957> <.650 team OPS
>>154924957salary cap without a grandfather clause
>>154925000explain the acronym
>>154924957ew this quadrant stinks
crazy how quickly this got swept under the rug, makes me feel even more certain that Ippei was just the fall guy for Ohtani
>>154918557George M. Steinbrenner Field is a top 5 baseball facility, Tropicana Field is a shit hole.
*skates over you*
>>154925604Many are saying this.
Boy my ass is sore this morning
>>154922939yanks have the best total FIP in the AL
>>154925580He wasn't actually involved in the cockfighting, he was just used as a promo piece in ads to draw in retarded spics.It wasn't like Michael Vick where he was personally choking the dogs out after they lost and holding fights at his mansion.
>>154922939so yeah best rotation in the AL remains undefeated and they play in a hitter’s ballpark with no foul territory and a right field porch not some low oxygen stadium that kills balls like seattle dudes
>>154924775 Heh, how do you play at a pitcher's ballpark and not rank in the top 5?
>>154925580>>154926225MLB players are allowed to promote things that are illegal as long as they aren't directly involvedFx Ohtani promoted the FTX crypto fraud that lost people billions of dollars
>>154925580anybody who knows even a little bit about mlb history knows they have a long standing trend of covering up things that cast a negative light on the league at every chance they can. juiced balls (still happening), juiced players (much easier to hide now), how deep the sign stealing thing went (astros were most egregious and faced mild repercussions to suppress what was an open secret for years [red sox, yankees, dodgers, brewers, rangers, blue jays almost a decade prior, all were topics of discussion before and during the astros])
Metsiners.
>memeiners
>>154926534I've been hearing this....
>blow gays
>>154926534We eatin' good
>>154926718I would have scooped that up and ran out of the stadium so fast, fuck the hall of fame
>>154926609this is in the top 7 most japanese things ever, it's just like my Persona games
>>154926923Don't forget elden ring ;)
kek o!
>>154915690
>>154926718I thought Kirk got taken out by a snipe to the neck?
remember when the jews tried to make yankees fans feel bad for “””running it back”””lets check in on the run it back yankees:Cody Bellinger: 143 wRC+Trent Grisham; 106 wRC+Ryan Weathers: 3.14 ERAPaul Goldschmidt: 146 wRC+Amed Rosario: 130 wRC+
>>154927318>not in first place
>>154926718kekini
Munetaka Murakami out 4-6 weeks, grade 2 strain.White Sox baseball is over.
>>154927481luck merchants came back down to earth and lost their 10 game loss column advantage in 1 week.
>>154927481Nobody is scared of the wildcard Mariners in october.
The Blue Jays should take him back. He has to be better than some of the absolute randoms they have been putting out there after all the injuries.
>>154927481I can assure you that nobody is scared of the wildcard White Sox in October.
The 9-9-9 challenge really lost its luster once the league tried to get in and brand it
>>154927481Its May and the Yankees are rapidly closing the gap.
>>154927481a 1.5 game lead with over 100 games left to play is literally nothing
>>154927481suck a dick faggot
>>154927481Kek you really got the jew york faggots seething with this one
>>154927481>>154928020obvious samefag
>his club isn't a 'top-right quadrant club'soof
>>154928020Kek you really got the jew york faggots seething with this one
TIL science is fucking awesome
>jew york>t.
>>154928410i look like this
damn that murakami injury, im gonna be in town in june and it woulda been nice to see him play
>>154928553okahomo is a bust
>>154928206Based. BASED!
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdSIS9mNcnM
>RHP Hayden Juenger selected to the Major League roster and will be active todaynew daynew bullpen member
>>154928117based middle middle sneks just happy to be there
another gemhttps://youtu.be/MCgTn0vaB28?si=7V8U0RvmFrfQHh6j
>>154928206Daily reminder that yuros had 2000+ years to invent the cheeseburger but came up with nothing
you can't...YOU CAN'T!!!
>>154928710Macko has good stuff, he should’ve definitely been on the opening day roster.
my french ho’s like to hear the springer alcs game 7 call in quebec
my french ho’s love this 1https://youtube.com/shorts/Xil7IB6qJuU?si=npYnBrt9-bLhPTRC
What is today's marquee game to watch?
>>154929068cubs/cards
new >mest mini doc just dropped https://youtu.be/2QbslbLGOaM?si=sdsAMy-GkaWkso1W
>>154929114>purely baseballthis is a foolish bailey general
Does the Murakami injury prove that the chisox are cursed? The C in CWS must stand for "Cursed".
KWAB
>Florida State v. Coastal Carolina in an early elimination gameHow did we get here?
an ops north of .800 in april apparently buys you exactly 29 days of patience in may before the musical chairs start again
>>154928117>Putting the Walgreens logo over my birdWtf?
>>154929304>coastalkino color theory palette and unique edwin diaz-esque mascot
>>154929304UCLA early exitFSU early exit
>>154928206Heck yea I love science
>>154929341HSK is a bench option, not a starter.
>>154929068
>>154929421They're one of my favorite college brands, and they're usually really good at baseball. Somehow they lost to Northern Illinois last night.
>>154925000It'sTimeForGiantsToAssimilateLittleWhorePussy?
Reminder don't be gay, don't be trans, basically, don't be a dodgers fan
>>154929658I'm not, Im literally a girl, a cubs girl!
>>154929341Dave Roberts is half Jap, he has a deep rooted hatred for the 'reans. He was destined to fail.
Yankees' starters and their 2026 ERAs:Gerrit Cole: 0.00Cam Schlittler: 1.50Ryan Weathers: 3.14Max Fried: 3.21Carlos Rodon: 3.32Will Warren: 3.55Their 2.95 ERA as a staff is the lowest in MLB.
can I get uhhhhh
>>154928206are those beer battered onion straws I see????
I gawtta have it
>>154929834are those numbers park adjusted?Because otherwise they're completely useless
>>154929777Well shit trips confirmed but still tits or GTFO
>>154929816who do blasians even hang out with as kids? that is like the least common species of mutt
Need nu
need pu
>>154929920yea the yankees rotation plays in t-mobile park at peak ozone levels
need yu
If I don't get a nu right fucking now I am flooding this genny with Alysa pics
>>154930080Oh noooo anything but that
You were warned /mlb/
Good on Nick Kurtz for not signing himself to a long term deal.
>>154930274He might have missed an opportunity to become Nick Kurt rich
nu>>154930324
>>154928736They still can't into air conditioning when even Nigerians have it by now. Sad.
>>154929658so based it shouldn't be possible
