Henlo?
>>154920776Liked haaland. He was a proper competitor. But his petty feud with arsenal is very cringe. He's just become another part of the pep arselickers like silva who felt untouchable and said stupid petty shit about arsenal. Now they're fucked, he'll be gone soon. Cunty team.
>>154920943prison officer
Goosebumps.
>Mohamed Elneny on Instagram, with former Arsenal team-mate Olivier Giroud travelling to Budapest ahead of the UCL final
>best defence in Europe >only scored a couple goals less than PSG in Europe We can beat them. If we don't, we didn't play to our strengths.
>>154920970you ever been raped by one of the inmates?
>>154921104
anime
Odds for Arsenal winning slightly dropped in the last few hours, maybe insiders know Hakimi is injured
Got the stream ON.Got the thatchers IN.
Arsenal the 2026 Champions League winners. Nice ring to that.
>>154921153
I’m a little bit nervous actually
apparently ashburton army got filled in last night by psg ultrasbad omen
>>154921245>ultrasgay shit
Need to pack for Germany on Wednesday and make food. Anyone want anything?
>>154921289cheeky euro title if ye got any m8
gonna be jokes when you lot get pumped tonight Can’t wait for the cope “oh uh but we won(scammed) the league so who cares!”
>>154921245Of course they did have you seen ashburton army in person? Most of them are speccy posh boys
>>154921245Aren’t ashburton just kids clowning around and organising the chants though? I didn’t think it was an actual firm.Unless it’s confirmed I’d say psg nigs ambushed some random arse fans drinking and fucked them up.Couldn’t see much from the footage either
>>154921324> and for only the second time in our history, we are playing in a men's UEFA Champions League Final.Nice of them to specify that it’s the men’s champions league final, I would’ve never known otherwise
>>154921353>psg nigs ambushed some random arse fans drinking and fucked them upthats probably exactly what happened but i wanted a few (You)s extra
>>154921316see what i can do lad
>>154920896AAAAAAAAAA
>>154921386rsenal
This boy got some testicles to pull this off in Roland Garros. RG and Parc De Princes is like 10 minutes away from each other
>>154921245Remember that Juventus won the Heysel final so this is a good sign.
>>154921353They like to cosplay as a firm Glad they got filled in
>>154921372>>154921353Yup.
>>154921407Now I understand why they are disliked, they are white youths in London, an almost extinct minority. Seeing them makes blackies seethe that not all are exterminated yet
>>154921407I mean, if you’re gonna larp as a firm at least train and fight. Continental fags take it seriously. It’s embarrassing considering our land had some pretty rough crowds many a moon ago.Hooliganism getting kill here really did symbolise the downfall of our nation imo
>>154921460They killed it on purpose to make you an even easier target
>>154921477Think it was hillsborough mate
>>154921498Yeah course it was lmao. Staying a good goy to your grave
>>154921455I think there are blacks amongst them in the stadium but they look like twinks and kids mostly anyway. They all do, from what I’ve seen.>>154921477Yep. Brotherhood starts within communities. Then expands in between firms to national level. It’s obvious in retrospect
bit fackin nervous now lads
>>154921524Heading to the gym to calm the nerves
Imagine Arteta starts both Gyokores and Havertz and just smash long balls targeting Marquinhos
I see subhuman livarpoo scouser scum on social media all rooting for a club that knocked them out two consecutive times. arsenal lives rent free in their heads
>>154921067Giroud, you uragirimono.
best of luck lads
>>154921578Thanks Willy
Eze, Calafiori & Timber all out on the pitch early and in tracksuits. I'm assuming that means none of them start.
Boys look confident
>>154921578based will
cunt is jinxing it for us
>>154921626maybe its just a bit brisk today in Hungary stay positive la
>>154921656He's won some big bets. Paddy Pimblett and Meatball Molly, won big there and give them both a rolex. Meaningless of course because mysticism like jinxing is fake.
>>154921675I'm too nervous to be positive.
>>154921067I miss good looking lads fc......
>>154921604>>154921649been keeping up with it closely these past few years and thouhht id say hello today. too old for 4chan sadly
Too conservative for me, cuck lineup
>>154921726still /army/ bro?
>>154921732I hate being right.
>>154921732>Arsenal starting XI vs PSG : Raya, Mosquera, Saliba, Gabriel, Hincapie, Rice, MLS, Ødegaard, Saka, Kai Havertz, Trossard.He's counting on the bench doing big things at the end
>>154921732>skellyInteresting >mosquitoOh Lord please send halp
>odegaardits over
Wish these fuckings things would just show up on time properly>Mosquera>Hincapie>Timber on the bench >Kai starting
>>154921732>no GyokGODit's over
I like this lineup bros
>>154921747will lore i deployed in slipper of ukraine and got out two years ago and have a child now
>>154921732That's a lineup not to get beat, rather than to go win a game. I'm expecting nothing other than abject slop in the first half.
>>154921770Arteta is going to bench Viktor until he departs from Arsenal. Kai is his pet.Wish Gyökeres, Merino and Timber would have started over Havertz, Skelly, Mosquera.
>>154921797tremendous :)))
>>154921797support* using swipe text holding my kid and not proofreading
>>154921798>That's a lineup not to get beatWe would've gone with Zubi over Skelly if that was the case imo.
Can’t wait for the Gyokeres/Eze panic sub at half time.
>>154921732>>154921768Kai is an experienced UCL finalist, he'll do just fine
>>154921804GL Mosquera, its over. Timber was needed.
Nice lineup you guys have there haha
>>154921804mosquito is going to cost us the game
Kai Guys today our legacy is cemented
>>154921831He hasn't played in over two months, he's obviously not going to start retard.
i, for one, think arteta knows way better than any of us on hereimagine being mls starting this. insane feel
>>154921849I hate Kai so much he has no agency with ball at feet
>>154921798>Anfield 89>At the break Graham reassured his charges: “The plan’s going well, Nil-nil. Don’t worry. We got them. Just keep doing what you’re doing.”Believe.
is gyok even any good off the bench? i feel like he never works as an impact sub
>>154921831get him to half time with only a yellow then timber can survive the second without his groin exploding. decent chance of mosqera being sent off desu.
>everyone cackingFeminine
>>154921851Watch Mosquera get a yellow before 10 minutes have passed, retard
>>154921857Yup, Gyokeres would keep Marquinhos busy and make room for Trossard and Saka to have shots on goal.Typical Sharteta.
>>154921864This is what I thought tbf. It’s not he isn’t a good player. It’s just he is very rash and still undisciplined in that role. Cb he looks solid and reads the game well.
>>154921857no agency just mad goals
>>154921872Good thing we have 5 subs then, retard.
PSG XI CINFIRMED SAfanovHakimi Marquinhos pacho Mendes Vitinha Neves. - RuizDoue - Dembele - Kvara
>>154921862exactly what i was thinking, he had to start, when has he ever come on and changed a game truly?
>>154921893compared to last year (when they only won due to an early goal) they are weaker
>>154921898Inter Milan he scored off the bench if that’s any consolation
ngl this is an absolute grim line up for a UCL final
>lewis shiteli in the middle or back 5fucking sharteta
My nigga Del Piero looking exactly like Tony Stark, based.
>>154921912Post best line up
alright need to get whiskey and cigarettes anyone else want
>>154921898He came on and scored against Southampton, he came on and scored the game winning goal against Everton, he came on and scored two against Sunderland, he came on and scored against Inter.
>>154921804Viktor is a better for end game to run at PSG
>>154921912Arteta is like pep he wants all the credit for the win
why the fuck is romesh ranganathan on TNT?
>>154921915What are you talking about
The line up isn't that bad, for once we have a stacked bench if shit goes south, stop being a bunch of drama queens
>>154921946
Havertz and Odegard both starting probably means they'll do the 4-4-2 pressing they usually do when we don't have possession, not sure about this one lads, PSG are very good on the transition if they manage to beat our press (which they likely will)
>>154921915yup, MLS will drop to wingback to allow Saliba to support Mosquera with Kvara
>just use substitutes brobit of a problem when PSG score 2 in 30 minutes due to mosquera and MLS errors
>must win game>starts havertzI want people to remember before his fluke goal against city he missed a bunch of chances, we can't afford this
>>154921981At least he gets in position for chances, that's more than Gyokeres.Take away all the pens that Gyok has scored and he's BANG average, sorry.
>All this hate on mosquito I'm more concerned about Hincapie, I haven't been impressed about his performances against Semenyo.
walkers sensations thai sweet chilli
i'm worried about kvara vs mosquera
>>154921994>At least he gets in position for chances,We are not doing this. Jesus literally had the same issue.End of the day Gyok is a better finisher than this guy no matter what.
If im PSG I’d be worried about Rice. It’s all on Rice shoulders to have a Madrid esque match
>the Kai Havertz special>receive ball in dangerous area>be so deathly afraid of lack of own quality you stand on the ball for 5 sec killing the moment then backpass it to SakaIt’s all so tiresome
So Gyokeres is getting sold in the Summer then?
i can't believe we have to start odegaard over eze just because he's our captain
Ballsy to play Havertz and Lewis Skelly.WE ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS SPECIAL
Timber is obviously not fully fit.
Good luck /arse/ I don't post much but I hope this will be a great day
Arteta had a month to cook up this lineup, trying various permutations of LB/midfield/striker to see which one was most likely to break PSG.Everyone thinking he got jitters at the last moment and went>oh deary me psg is too good i'll go full hoofball so we don't lose badlyis overreacting. We'll be fine. I think he just wants to stabilize the game in the first half and then go for it in the second on our own terms. Semi-final (especially 2nd leg) showed it's not wise to go guns blazing vs PSG from minute 1.
MLS is the right choice imo, great at stopping counters from midfield
>wobbie
>>154922065He looks for the forward pass too, something that's missing to often in this squad
>Arteta: "Richy had an issue during the week"God I've never love-hated a player more than this fucker.
>>154922116it's not his fault he keeps picking up injuries and experiencing setbacks.
Skelly gets the ball, turns on a player and runs. He’s absolutely essential in the centre of the field. Plus he’s strong for a 19 year old.Playing anyone else would be suicide.Bravo lego
>benching gyok
>>154922116Get rid of this guy already. Arteta bought Tomiyasu an injury prone fullback from bologna then Tomiyasu crookedness cost us league and Ben whites fitness and what does Arteta do he goes out and buys another injury prone fullback from bologna
>>154921981Winning on pens after a dull 0-0 is still a win, tho.
>>154921732>Shitvertz and odefraud both startCongratulations to psg
Is anyone watching TNT was that the Sopranos actor who plays Christopher lmao.
>>154922146At least he's on the bench. Could make an impact at some point.
>>154922172No it’s Jack wilshere
>The team that scored first in the final went on to win the UCL in each of the last 11 seasonsKeep this in mind when you wonder why he started that lineup.
luv wilshit desu
>>154921732>All these mosquera compaintsDid you really expect timber to start when he hasn't played in two months
>If we somehow win this Havertz will have a greater legacy at Arsenal than Bergkamp
>>154922214>havertzSomeone whip out the Brewster photo
>Arteta: "Jurrien wasn't ready to start. He's done really well to at least be in the position to contribute with certain minutes. And with Richy we've had certain issues with him during the week as well, so the others are starting."
>>154921955if shit goes south in a UCL final it's over
#NukeParis
Still can't believe this shit aint free. Fucking money killed football
>>154920896OP is a faggot
>>154922279fucking horrendous innit
Havertz was universally considered dogshit for 2 full seasons and now one header against Burnleh and he’s the new Muller.
>>154922287>american flag
>>154922294Hes artetas type of player. Wonder if Gyökeres will get sold this summer, cant imagine him accepting being a bench player every game except Crawley Town in the FA cup. Will Sharteta buy Alvarez and make Havertz the bench striker?
So I see Sharteta has chosen the pack the midfield and park the bus option. 4 center backs too.
>arse plays again and everyone turns into complete complaining faggots like it’s April once more
>>154922330I'm always positive for the most part.1-0 to the arse
>>154922320whos buying gyokeres and paying him those wages? nobody wanted him last summer
I had a dream in which the game ended 3-3 then 6-6 after the extra time and Arsenal won on pens so I trust.
>Woman shitskin presenter
>>154922353Atletico would if they have to sell Alvarez
>>15492235320+ goals
If there is any solace. Havertz has had finals magic
Havertz has Jewish ancestry btw (no not a joke) so maybe Arteta is going for that Israel power
>>154922353Hes on £200k a week. I’d worry more about Jesus who is on £265k a week.
>"nooooo you're not allowed to have multiple options and profiles up front depending on the opposition and tictacs"
total arsenal death
Packing done. Going to play theWarhammer 40,000 Dark Heresy Beta. Good luck lads
>>154922414bro he hates gyokeres only reason he starts cause he has no other option for months
>>154922424riiiight
WTF I'm feeling nervous now?!
Starting lineup reminds me of the Carabao semi final against Lelsea except we aren’t 3-2 up this time.
>>154922423>Not watching the site refresh and seeing constant complaining while your team is playing on another screen
We're ready.
>>154922385he's lost 5 finals and won 1
NORF BUDERPEST FOREVA
Let's go ARSECHADS
Every English team to win a champions league struggled like crazy to win it the first time. United had to come back in the last minute, Liverpool had to come back from 3-0 down, Chelsea parked the bus with an insane amount of luck and city only won because inter missed like 3 sitters.
WE FINNA WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE LMAO
>>154922468cute gf
I am shitting myself. In a literal sense I mean...ate too much
>>154922468Is that your weeabo GF or twink son? Genuinely can't tell
>>154922509fat
This has to be the most radical game Arsenal have played this season if we want to win, the forwards need to do some magic this game or we cooked.
ready to get raped in your arse ?
>psg stand is just nigs and arabs Jej
We just need to go 1-0 up in the first 20 minutes and then park the bus, if Sharteta tries to micro manage this game and get a late winner we’re getting smashed 3-1, 4-1.
>>154922517Dunno why you make it sound like the fact that we're watching Yu Yu Hakusho is a bad thing.
>>154922483fuck yeah nigga
wenger spotted
>pre match show
>The KillersWhy are they playing a norf FC approved band in a souf FC final?
Wtf kickoff show
holy fuck this is so americanised
>10 minutes to kick-off and some boomers still ""performing"" on the pitchW T F
>>154922612Still looking good for his age.>>154922570>trying to manage fine marginsDunno if my heart can take it, but it's probably the only way we win.
The fock
damn they look so old nowadays
unironic death to burgers
>>154922641>The KillersYeah, they're killing the hype alright.
>>154922648I had to switch streams because I couldn't take Travis Scott appearing on one and everyone being all "omg".
Please God if we win this I will change my sinful and degenerative behavior and start going to church again.
>>154922533How about the defenders or midfield for once make a vertical pass
I havent heard this song since ages
COME THE FUCK ON LMAO
They’ve gotta clear all that in 8 minutes.
this is fucking arse what the fuck.
mr fucking brightsidefuck off
oh fuck i didnt see Mosquera lmaokvarat is gonna rape him
>turn it on>a music show is going onWtf
>>154922801You'd really trust Zubi there?
Why are Britbongs so obsessed with a song about cuckoldry?
>a depressing afters song being played at 18 in the day for a football matchWho cooked up this
Last two digits is how many will die in Paris in the post match riots
>>154922845i dont know, the song is ingrained in literally everyone at this point
>bOrekOH FOR FUCKS SAAAAAAAKE
>>154922845Goyim will clap at anything bruh.
>>154922843you dont get it manthere is no one atm to trust in that position vs the best LW in the world
Fuck this superbowl shit, where football
>>154922845Music isn't just about the words you single-celled amoeba. A hook goes a long fucking way.
I always thought the killers were british ngl
They dragged out Titi to give us the UCL Trophy only to see us get smashed 4-0 lol.
>>154920896HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA5 - 0HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154922853>53 dead as Paris burns after champions league lossAccelerate
Still not nervous.
2 hours from now Arsenal football club will be European Champions.
>carragherfuck off. he's not fucking commentating is he? wil find a new stream.
Nice banner
>>154922845>Why are Britbongs so obsessed with a song about cuckoldry?what song is that?
kino
>piano on the pitchGet that thing off holy shit
>kaszaaankaaaaaaa
wee bit nervous here
>>154922987https://hitslink.xyz/totview.php?src=https://streams.center/embed/ch1.phpTNT
>>154923092why are the guardian just obsessed with black people
psg all manlets desu. refball will decide this. imagine the seething if english clubs win all the yuro trophies.
it's time for arsenal to become champions of europe
great stadium
ANULO MUFA
Heartbeat rising...
>>154923142This. LETS HAVE IT
I don't recognise this ref...
WE CAN FUCKING DO ITWE CAN
cum on assna
Shitvertz already swinging his elbows the dirty rotten cunt
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO LADS
WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS A RED!!!!!!
>>154923113+ 190 who is spamming that image everywhere including /brit/
I hope they sing all game
KING KAI
KAI HAVERTZZZZZ
WTF LADSWHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
:]
KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI
KAI GUYS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ads asdWE GFV XC
AAAAAAAAAA ITS HAPPENING
CARALHOJOJFJ AS90F90ASUGF9SG
See....fuck you who doubted kai!!!
HAVERTZ MY BOY
ALL HAIL!!!!!!!!!!!
skills challenged kai skores!
GET INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
WE ARE KAI HAVEEEEEERTZ WE CARRY THE FLAME
KAI CHADS ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
KING KAI BROSI TOLD YOU LOT HE WAS STRONGMINDLETS GOOOOOOOOKAICHADS WE LITERALLY CAN#T STIO WINNING
I KNEEL KAI I KNEEL KAI I KNEEL KAI I KNEEL
ARTETA KNEWTHE FINAL KAI STRIKES AGAIN
KAI GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KAISER
GET THOSE APOLOGY FORMS OUT
If any of you ever doubt Havertz again, or ever have doubted him, you HAVE to kill yourselves. Shut up and kneel to your German god. Those of you who understand greatness: revel in his light
SHALALALALALALALAWE'RE GONNA PARK THE BUSPARK THE BUSWE'RE GONNA PARK THE BUUUUS
holy shitwhy couldn't this be five minutes from the end, rather than five from the start
I'm tired Robbie
HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ
APOLOGIZE. ALL OF YOU.
>>154923520i have hated him all years. i kneel now. WTF was that
Okay lads, let's fall back deep and defend dramatically. It's only 80 more minutes.
>>154923569I'm sorry...
>do fuck all entire season only scores in final manwhats this type of player called
>>154923601fuck that, just win 3-0, their defence is shit
phwoar
>>154923621The origi special
TSAMINA MINAHEY HEYWAKA WAKAHEY HEY
>>154923621Scored in the match which won them the title
handball + offsidethey didnt even bother pretending to check var anymore
That's what I'm talking about!>>154923635NOT the Arsenal way.
king of brazil
>>154923635For real, what the fuck are you doing booting it straight into an opposition player on the halfway line. Absolute belter of a finish but it's also a PSG error just as much.
is the drumfag on psg or arsenal so I know if I should hate or not
When I was a kid (~1991) I wrote to Paul Merson for his favourite recipe for a celebrity cook book my primary school was doing. All I got back was a signed photo and on the reverse side it saidDear Anon,I like shepherd's pieCheers,Paul
>>154923770psg i'm guessing
>>154923770PSG
>>154923735Football is the game of errors, la.
>spacka
>watching from the sofa>sweating as if I was the one running on the pitchLads...
>>154923903Check your blood pressure
Ødegaard still refusing to go in for 50/50 challenges
>Possession 79% - 21%>Passes 99 - 17KEK
There are men with wives watching this game. Wives who will either be beaten or fucked through the mattress depending on how this game ends.
>>154923971>GOALS>1-0
/Kai Guys/ we run the world
imagine watching the biggest game in your clubs history on a stream while posting in a containment thread on a semi defunct Malaysian basketball weaving forum
>>154924097why would we imagine what is already reality retard
Only 70 more minutes, lads.It's in the bag!>>154923933It's about 410/180 mm Hg, is it ok? The tester is blinking all red, but I guess red blood cells, innit.
>halftime water breaklol dont they know arteta is a master at these?
>drinks breakgrow up
Not to jinx him, but Mosque doing well so far.
Gyoksissies on suicide watch
>water break
LOVE this drummer guy
i'm scared lads we're actually playing well
>put ball out of play>ref can't see you>pick it up and throw it 20 yardsKek hincapie. We're pulling all the levers of shithousery tonight
>bossard kills the keeperbased
>hit own keeper in head>blame Trossard
lmao they killed their own keeper
>psg 80% possession>0 shots on targetimmense
share streams please
>thugball already>no callsthe rig is in
keep him on for the karius moment
>>154921970You okay big guy?
>>154924352totalsportek dot ms
Chevalier IN
>PSG'S GK DOWNI UNIRONICALLY BELIEVE IN KARMA NOWHPLY SHIT
>Winning a UCL Final against the best team in the world with MLS, Odeshaart and Havertz in the starting XISharteta is the greatest manager in the prem now, Emeryfags can cry all they want.
>>154923200NONONO
Would you look at that.
Time to take long range shots
Arse have this in the bag fuck sake, it's was funny when they were the near yet so far tragedy club, now it's just boring and the fans are gonna be insufferable.
i can't believe PSG has aphex twin in goal
>>154924415>>154924421>>154924433he does not look happy
sneaky french milking for more injury time to jew a goal at the end
>>154924433do it for him
>+6 in the first halfGrim
>>154924424NOT the Arsenal way.
psg keeper is cute
BBC live text acting as if PSG are relentlessly attacking when in reality 1 off target shotHate BBC
>>154924448He's probably shitting bricks like all goonera right now
>>154924428I'm a Barca fag and loathe that can't Dumbele and PissSG. So I am pro-Arsenal today.
PSG are going to act their way to a call
>>154924415>>154924421>>154924433is he supporting Arse or PSG
ERA
>>154924504Cunt* not can't.
>gabriel kills nuno mendesbased based based
crybabies
diving nigger
that was a dive
Just 60 more minutes lads. Pee-Ehs-Niggas are running out of time.>>154924495This.Knows it's in the bag, but also realizes how a mere 1-0 is just a 1-0.
Wtf is psg doing
>>154924536he's an arsenal man. he's not a parisian, he's alsatian
>those possession statsso basically Wengerball is now fully confirmed as the reason why arse were so shit for all those years.
PSG playing flustered, don’t think they ever anticipated this much defensive cohesion
As a United support I have cursed you
>buy the subscription>stream keeps failingwhat a cool idea and country
>>154924589You try playing defensive football with Senderos and Squillaci
this is gonna end 0-1 lmao.
>>154924619just buy good players, it's not hard.
>>1549246255min goal70min parking the buss
>>154924589no wtf? wenger got top 4 with shoestrings and dogshit defenders and keepers playing some of the most exciting attacking football of all time while all other teams had permission to just hack down people like mad (ramsey, eduardo, diaby)the fault of Wenger was being too stubborn and nice. SO for example, imagine if Arsenal had Mark Schwarzer or Shay Given instead of Almunia in 2007-08
>>154924625would be even better, the collective footballing world assmad tears would raise the sea levels by 4 inches
Matt Upson:>As the game goes on and the legs get heavier, you wonder whether Arsenal can defend at this intensity for 90 minutes.Agree? Surely attacking at this intensity isn't exactly easy
>>154924685best defence in the world m8, they'll be ok
>>154924685It’s easier for sure
>>154924649Arteta might very well do just that. hes a crazy man, but hes our crazy man. I still cant believe how bad this transfer was in 2023 and it somehow worked out in the end.
>>154924666fuck off satan, nice football doesn't win shitas arteta is proving right now.
>>154924685Artetas Arsenal have ridden insane defensive storms in the past. All Arsenal players are elite defenders even the attackers are. ontop of that we have David Raya as our keeper. >>154924741didnt say it did but it was lack of personell. f.ex imagine if you could mix artetas solidity with wengers attacking football but you need the players. imagine a rice - fabregas midfield pivot lmao
commentators acting like arsenal are on the ropes and not in total control
great defending>>154924812that's how it looks to the outsiderI remember the players stating something similar last week.
>>154924802Viera > Fabregas all dayoverrated shite he was
gabriel and saliba = peak ramos and pepe???? or better
>>154924589BS possessionball is NOT Wongaball, simple as.Wengz wanted to Walk It In, not keep the ball for the sake of keeping the ball, al.>>154924812Have to keep hyping a game that got solved minute 5, innit.
>Havertz got clotheslinedKek
PARK THE BUS
>>154924685We have Timber, Calafiori, Zubimendi, and Martinelli to sub on.
>not a single yellow for PSGwould be a different match if the ref actual had the balls to book them.
lol kai knew that was a psg throw, expert needling
send that thug off
>0.09 xGfor PSGPSG dominating!!!
dude wtf its like havertz has evolved. he is balling right now wtf >>154924918>ruiz throws ball
Based timewasting from Havertz
Just 50 more minutes, lads.
>>154924944keep us posted lad
>>154924872Pepe was a better defender than Ramos ever was. Ramos is a le clutch merchant.
Arteta is brutally mogging Enrique. Enrique will do something drastic in the first half. how will Arteta respond
half time shop run, what should I get?
>odefraud Literally playing with 10 men useless cunt
>>154924968Will do, mate.
Trossard is way too small to play in such high stakes game. While he is the better winger he's not beating any of the PSG wing backs
Mourinho ball (forma del madrid)
Phew
>>154924925I've always rated Havertz... Just because Chelsea massively overpaid doesn't mean he was ever bad
>>154924924they're quite clinical and don't need more than that tbqf.
>>154925009what has our boy Nelli got for us? Ive been a massive fan of his for years
>>154924994SIA Kladdkaka ice cream
Based Handicapie baiting PSG into an OFF TARGET shot, lmao.
>>154925009weakest player on the pitch right now
this is so fucking tough
Congrats on your first Champions League, PSG is not coming back
DECLAN RICE
He knows...
>>154925064second to Ødegaard
>>154925128my king, i kneel
>>154925128He's rooting for PSG isn't he?
>>154924471HOW DID YOU KNOWTELL ME THE LOTTO NUMBERS
>>154925173no, Arsenal
>>154925181Your streams 15 minutes behind mate. Second half is about to start
HINCAPIe and mosquera are better than all other clubs CB pairings no joke.
FUUUUUUCK
>>154925208kek this is good thread lore
>SHITvertz>HAVEN'Tz>MISS-A-CHANCEtz
>psg defence
something has awoken in Havertz
Our chances have been good
>>154925249it's Shartvertz
the touch of a donkey>>154924924
>>154925249yeah he always miss those
Hopefully not talking about that missed chance for the next 25 years
>>154925013Kek
>45+4>FIRST on target from ParisLOLLMAO EVEN>>154925280Not always, tho. See >>154925276
if haverts was truly elite he would have done a R9 finish disguised pass to trossard there
CORNER LADS
set piece again ole ole
CORNER CORNER COERN
>no corner even after awarding itRigged
kek the ref wasn't having it
You can't end the half during a setpiece right?
RENT FREE IN REFS HEAD
>>154925369SCRATCH THAT
that's fair, the time wasting was getting ridiculous
Rigged
>Ht whistle while setting up a cornerwhat???
>refkill yourself
>>154925394correct calltook way too long, it's past 6min mark. you need to hurry if you want to have it
All Arteta haram ball has been leading to this. Beautiful.
SO AFRAIOD OF CORNERS THEY HAVE TO BLOW THE WHISTLELMAO :D :D WE ARE WINNING THIS ONE LADS GET READY TO CELEBRATE This was one of the most chadest displays ive ever seen. winning the PL did something to them. Kai Havertz is balling like ive never seen before WTF.
Meme game tbqhwy
>>154925426Oh yeah? You just wait for the 2nd half, then.
If he does this in the 90 stoppage time then I'd call him based
he denied the arsenal a goal scoring oppotunity.send this ref off
>>154925485cry harder
absolute state of this ref man
Jesus fuck i am unironically going to have a heart attack this isn't even a joke anymore
Give Arteta and Havertz a statue, I don’t give a shit
Declan is fucking drained already
>>154925439time wasting
>>154925550yeah 20 seconds after the corner was awarded
>>154925520ya def not easy to watch
We are in full Stoke City FC mode lol even the ref got annoyed. This is going to be one of the worst finals in history due to terrorism. Time wasting is our super power.
>>154925531this lmao. based retard pairing somehow worked out >>154925549this is the lsat you will ever see of prime declan. he will be destroyed at the world cup and be a horse with two broken legs come september and you know how arteta treats fatigue, "just play more and even harder bro you will level up like goku"
NGL, I fear the PSG counters, so wasn't too sad the ref blew the whistle since we're already ahead.
lel>wenger and pep disciple btw
post your face when it ends unironicly 1-nil to the Arsenal
>>154925439Because you cheating bastards have been wasting time since the 6th minute PSG haven’t turned up at all and still you’re wasting time in the first half. Shows how mentally small your players are, they know they don’t deserve to be there
TBF to the ref it was kind of retarded to continue time wasting on that corner. The 6 minutes were up, just take the chance and be done with it
>>154925637Cry more cry more cry more
>>154925637Cope, PSG are fucking trash lol, just look how clueless they are playing against an actual defensive team
>>154925637>barely halftime>already seething
>>154925637>seething this hard 45 mins into a game your team aren't even in
>>154925682I’m neutral you fucking faggot
>>154925634Post the other scoreline
Why aren't you at the game?
>>154925708oh, in that case, CRY HARDER
PSG is NEUTRALIZED.
>>154925634Conveniently omitting his tutelage under moyes
I'm becoming a gooner if Arsenal pull it off
Henlo guise. How do you FEEL right now?
>>154925749This, Moyes is his biological father.
>>154925708Lol awww poor babyONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL!
>>154925756you have to convert to Christianity first bud
>>154925591what terrorism? time wasting terrorism?
>>154925510If this result holds surely ill be crying tears of joy lad. 45 min to go
are the lads doing it?
>>154925634WE DEM MOYES BOYZZZZ
>>154925772?
>>154925756Which French club do you support?
gonna get refball'd into oblivion in the 2nd half
>>154925735Couldn’t get a ticket and im a silver member. Depressing seeing the amount of fucking children that are there, probably don’t even care
>>154925756you can pull me off mate
>>154925827Lyon
We are setting up well after they’ve played out to kvara and he has to cut inside. Doue looks a little more dangerous but we have looked quite solid so far. Fair play to MY STRIKER also.Good job
>park-the-bus FCMost boring team ever.Arse are ruining football
The fuck was that KFC ad
>>154925634You forgot who his dad is.
>>154925775>long throws>diving>30 seconds on throw ins>kicking the ball away>parking the bus>faking injuriesI LOVE IT
when PSG score in the 53rd minute they should park the bus and show Arsenal how it feels
>>154925841Thomas frank is that you?
>>154920896I can't possibly see us holding on for another 45 mins but if we score a cheeky counter attacking goal to make it 2-0 then we win
>ABAs have arrived to cry
Doue would have raped Cali desuArteta did well with Hincapie
>>154925859Kvara is trash, can only sprint against midgets, never assists or creates chances out of nothing
If Arsenal pull this off, will this general be rebranded the Goon Cave?
>>154925880They look like they are more likely to concede again
>>154925856Lyon, Lyon is based.
>>154925549NORGOAT TIME
>>154925880arsenal are good at breaking down a low block. imagine PSG trying to defend 2-3 arsenal corners in 10 minutes span lmao >>154925909it was only because cala is injured.
If youre enrique what are you telling the lads or is it unironically over?
>>154925930How is that possible when the second half hasn’t even started
>>154925912cant believe this guy has scored in two champions league finals. wild.
>>154925913Me and my boy have been keeping an eye on him and he hasn’t done anything apart from cut inside mechanting and allowing us to get 11 men behind.Sounds familiar doesn’t it
>>154925756>ifYou already are.
First time browsing this general, is it just Americans trying to use English slang and failing at it?
we havent had a proper set piece or corner yet. PSG will be sweating bullets >>154925945tell them to dribble alot more, be alot more direct and be willing to concede chances on the counter. up the risk style and go all in attack mode. >>154925964he is shit but sometimes really good.
Sweden you're baking?
We've been here before. I WON'T get carried away.
the only attackers that can elevate our attack to the next level are mbappe, haaland, kane, olise, yamal, rapinha.
Martinelli and Eze when
funny how through every single champions league game that’s a handball from saka but suddenly the refs decide to switch up now it’s the final
>>154925956We scored in the 5th minute you daft cunt
>>154925856Based
>>154926000>Ooooooooo that's gonna be a red for Raya
HERE WE FREAKING GO LADS, LETS HAVE IT BANG BANG BANG
45 more minutes, lads.
>>154925964He is a big game merchant, kinda like Zidane except for final only.
>THIS REFKEK
yeah mosquera is getting sent off at some pointit's gonna be a repeat of 2006
>inb4 every Arse player on and off pitch booked for timestealingBased.
based ref
ref is seething
>>154925828called it
>psg cheque cleared
The riggitini is in.
lads just go out and score a couple on them they arent that good. its unironically harder playing vs Brentford away
my dog has just unironically shit on me
Merino when?
>>154926159Ominous desu
>>154926159Kino
THIS FUCKING REF NEEDS TO WAKE THE FUCK UP FAGGOT
>Arsenal's 69 completed passes is the lowest on record (from 2003-04) by any side in the first half of a Champions League final. Indeed, every PSG outfield player completed at least 17 passes, while not one Arsenal player completed more than 11.
>all these weak calls for PSGlel
>>154926159its a bad omen.....
>>154926223I knew I was watching something special...this is a new level of haramball
this ref is corrupt
>Saka yellow for 50/50Fuck off
this ref is pissing me off man
this fucking ref man i swear...
Lmao ref trying for that English citizenship.
yellow for fucking what
lmao what?
>ref check clearedYup it's over
RIDICULOUS fucking ref
STAN KRONEKE get on the fucking phone
>theyre actually trying to rig it
>>154926314>>154926315Stop whining. Saka already got away with a clear handball
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE CRACKS START TO SHOWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2nd on target, innit.
the refball is crazythey're robbing us 100%
>>154926371good bait
I can't watch anymore. I already know how this is going to end.
gooners have 0 mental resilience it's literally still 1-0
dude this ref
Ref blows at the slightest touch for them but won't even give us anything for their hard contact
absolute refball
>>1549264081-1 PSG on PEN
ludicrous
literally becoming don’t breathe near a PSG player’s direction
This is what Mourinho was talking about
if they're just gonna kick it long, why not bring on gyokeres who actually tries to win the ball unlike havertz who's just looking to buy a foul from this piece of shit ref
>>154926383Ain't gonna help as long as the ref's not scoring himself.
as always the world cheers for the ref bribing cheats
bring on Madueke, Saka is being goaded
Looking really dicey lads
HALF AN HOUR LEFT
Welp
Owarida
time for subs i think
mosquera is a fucking donkey, knew this would happen
i knew it. i said mosquera would struggle with kvara on the wing.
why mosquera, when they have kvaratskhelia
Another 10 man final?
>>154926724no, but the refs will drag PSG to the victory
the sheer amount of psg calls is ludicrious. its even worse than barca back in the 10s
This is why you don't park the bus in a final...
It was coming
IT'S OVER
kek 2006 all over again
Fuck...
>fifth penalty for PSG in this CL to drag them to them final
lucky not to be down to 10
>>154926871tends to happen when you have players like kvara
i think arsenal will still dominate them. they look superior.
Kind of ridiculous to think that we can beat this PSG team and Enrique, scoring once against them is as much as we can hope for
told you guys ahhahahahahha now psg park bus and they will win ez pz on penalties
>>154926871They've spent half the game in the box thoughbeit
timber in, sub the attackers as well
>HAVERTZ IN MIDFIELDITS OVER
>>154926871It was a stone cold penalty.
havertz is simply better than eze in midfield
This like the carabobins except we scored early.
BRO THIS PSG REF IS THE WORST IVE EVER SEEN WHAT TEH FUCK SERIOUSLY EVERY SINGLE TIME ITS JUST CALL AGAINST ARSENAL EVEN A 5050 LIKE WTF
well at least >we won the league
arsenal will win this. gyokores + havertz madness uptop. pure stoke
>>154927134*
need the martinelli magic coming in late
>>154927103We overplayed our hand in the first half.
How many years til the next CL final? Refs clearly aren't going to let PSG lose this one
Arteta just doesn't have the experience, how many times has Enrique won it?
Where the subs?Artetz not seriously saving them up for ET, innit.
>jack whitehall
>5 subs>2 water breaksI hate how soft football is today
>>154927242This would be the third one.
>Gaya
>>1549272542 just happened, you didnt see? timber and jokerest
raya pls
>psg player kicks the ball away againnah not a yellow
>>154927254Gyokeres and Timber on, earlier than Arteta usually subs on players. I think Trossard is the next one out
how is raya's record on shootout penalties?
GET MARTINELLI ON, HE WILL SCORE THE WINNER
>>154927395Bad. If we go to pens, we lose.
>>154927314>>154927368Missed them when posting, lmao.
They're so shite, lmao.
Fucking hell man
SUB SAKA OUT NEED THAT MARTINELLI MAGIC IN
my heart can't take this
>sakalet us down there
I got flashbacks to the Belleti goal. We are in a simulation
arsenal are gonna score we got them
Sala is playing extremely selfish
>arsenal have had 0 corners
>MadueKEKOK STOP WITH THE SUBS
fucking saka, pass the fucking ball, u cant shoot for shit thereget martineli in
saka fakking up two golden chances >>154927626remeber leverekusen penalty?
10 minutes left, lads. This does not go into ET.>>154927651Not really, no.
>>154927624they could have had one but they took too long to actually take it
psg fans think they've won
>trossard offthank god
>>154927791>>154927791>>154927791new
>>154927726They have LOL
RAYA
RAYA THE GOD
RAYAGOAT
lol yeah sub on the chelsea reject that'll do the trick
5 minutes.>inb4 +6Nah, fuck off.
did we really expect martinelli to make that pass
