Men's Professional TennisNo girls allowedLooking at the draw editionOrder of play:https://www.rolandgarros.com/en-us/order-of-playCalendar:French Open (End of first week)>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1b.pk/tennis-live-stream50/tennistream.com/watch-tennis/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@tennisprimesportPrevious: >>154915013
>>154935692>prime nadal
>>154935742Not far off it desu
Crazy amount of tiebreaks this tournament.>>154935742Yeah Nadal was famously terrible on clay in 2006
>>154935698They let homeless into the SRG?
>>154935698neanderthal looking motherfucker
>>154935772straw man
>Faria having a 9.9 return ratingJust give him the slam already
Ruud will rise.Zverev will fall.
Tiafoe improving his game in this decisive stage of the set.
Faria x Tiafoe 3rd set tie-break (match could end here)https://vksport.vkvideo.ru/video-212808533_456263667###########################Aliassime x Nakashima 3rd set tie-break (match won't end here)https://vksport.vkvideo.ru/video-212808533_456263668
A Faria-Fonseca final would be cool
>>154935867Your Russian streams have been included in the OP btw
>>154935867obrigado
FEED ME SVAJDA
>>154935889>Your Russian streams have been included in the OP btwThey were already there in the last thread, but it's good to lil directly to the match when there's important stuff on
>>154935943kek stop it already
>>154935943insert sinner post match speech when he beats him
>>154935943Give me Bonzi,Give me Svajda,Give me Busta,Or I retire!
>>154935950Just saying, I appreciate the dedication
>>154935992lmfaaaaaaoooo
Faria x Foe goes to the 4th setAliassime x Nakashima 3rd set tie-break (match won't end here)https://vksport.vkvideo.ru/video-212808533_456263668
>>154935992Kek
Can Felix do it?
At least Demon is self aware about shitting his pants
Now is the time for my Norwegian prince to win it all, go Ruud!
>>154936111digits confirm
Faria's mentally cooked
New strategy unlocked this RG: Lose the first 2 so your opponent thinks he won already and then start trying when they're huffing
Tiafoe is focused now
Faria is chimping out now
Guy's a mindlet
why did felix never really get good?
>>154936219indoor serve +1 babby
>>154936219Bo5
Who's the favorite to make the Final from this half?Arnaldi is playing well, Tabilo is well rested and Aliassime should be the clear favorite, but I just watched 5 minutes of his tie-break against Nakashima and he is still making dumb UEs and his BH is awful.If I had to choose I'd go with Arnaldi.
>>154936284aura
Portuguese poster, pls tell us you're still alive.
>>154936284fake tan hands and a hoopnew frank green and a sneaky linkitty bitty volleys and a lob
>>154936298Cobolli for me
>>154936330kek
>>154936284All Charlie sneerers should officially apologize because look what happens when this guy misses a few tournaments.
It's jaimover.
>>154936431>It's jaimoverCalm down, he just tanked the set.
>>154936298It has to be Cobolli but who knows. Flavio has like 6 hrs on court total
>>154936284
>>154936504Honestly have such a pure love for this video, I can watch it over and over again
>>154936358>>154936470You're right, I didn't even think about him because I only watch tie-breakers
>>154936504Snitchposter will NOT like this webm
Tiafart :|Nagasaki :0
Frances Tiafoe is the most aced player on tour
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Faria is a thug!
bogglin' amount of dumb errors between nikkershima and aliassimeunbelievable qualiityhopefully faria can dig deep and buck break
Faria is a misogynist
tiafo zverev final incoming with the latter choking like always
>>154936688kino
The nakashima
hate it he way tiafoe plays. evryfing he does looks just so unnatural
handshake kino incoming
>>154936781
Tiagod
>>154936826Gonna need a good webm
>>154936850https://streamable.com/ohkk36
>>154936831strong class ngl
>>154936831who is the orange one
>>154936861kek
>>154936873I thought it was possibly Coric, looked up a picture of him and thought, nah no way it's him
Foe :)
Eh that was a friendly handshake. Nice to see
Apologies to France's Tiafoe for doubting his caninity.
>>154936976I'm sorry. Didn't know he could handle the Jaime Faria in 5.
>>154936457His game quality dropped massively towards the end of the 3rd set, and Tiafoe noticed that.
Aliassime x Nakashima 4th set tie-break (match could end here)https://vksport.vkvideo.ru/video-212808533_456263668
lol
>>154937094The 175 Challenger tournos in the second week of slams are more stacked than this
>>154937094
>>154937094holy kek
Wonder which player Zverev would want to face the least in the final. Cobolli? Felix?
>>154937218Felix.
>>154937094SOVL
>>154937218Hans, just because he beat his wife it doesn't mean Sascha will beat Ruud, Jodar of Fonseca
>>154936826>Why don't you quit trying to act like you're tough You're not hard bro, just play.What did he mean by this?
>>154936826>>154936861this is why i dont watch matches with browns
>>154937341It means when someone politely disagrees with him, his first instinct is to make a physical threat.It's just who he is, he can't help it unfortunately
The de jong match decides the whole tournament. If it's a routine 30 then it's probably happening. If he struggles and gets dragged, it's probably over
>>154937494Stop being racist cuh
>>154937571It's not a racial thing, this never happens with Monfils, Felix AA etc. It's a Tiafoe thing. He's a clown.
>>154937094This is like Båstad, Sweden 250 lineup.
How's it like watching games live?Being a tennis person is a top-tier existence, youtube sent me some videos o some below-pro-not-totally-amateurs people playing and everyone there feels happy.I can't link the videos because I told youtube to block the channel (I was spending too much time watching it) but it was an asian american guy that played with other people.
>>154937094One of these niggas will be in the finalHope Tabilo does the needful and beats Zverevlingz in the final.if GOATsper Ruud gets there though it's ogre.
>>154937696From that side only Cannoli has a chance against Zverev
Sup lads I don't usually watch tennis but I came across this today
A bit windy for tennis
>>154937341Whoa he really said that? What a fucking piece of shit and personification of a stereotype. Even in what could be his defining moment as a tennis pro the violent threats must come out. Disgraceful.
>>154937341>>154937494>>154937928all he said was for the other guy to improve his attitudenot sure where you are getting these violent threats from
>>154938228why lie? one of many reports:>Tiafoe to French Open opponent: ‘Don’t act like you’re tough. You’re not hard, bro. Just play’ -Toronto Star
>>154938675i wasnt disputing the quotejust the weird interpretation from this general
>wake up>almost every match went 5>over a dozen slurpersWhat a night of tennis
>>154937094absolute SOVLfuck npcs who want the same players at this stage every single time
>>154939329Kek was about to post the same thing. 5 and 6 hour matches, what more could you hope for? Seems like that could be the "better" half of the draw if they're all that hungry.
Foe must lose. US already has too many thug athletes and after his behavior today he's another whom we don't need representing us on the world stage.
>fake pearl clutching
>>154937094berretiniarnaldifraudixcoboli
>>154937928>>154938675retard? autistic? in what world is what 'foe said violent or out of line?
>>154942913you're literally an ESL incapable of understanding what happened
>Hodor vs Busta Rhymes>Mahjong vs Zveretard>Menshit vs Pooblev>Pood vs FonsuckerNow this is more like it
Day might turn rained out
>>154944233>>154944215I am the opposite of an ESL and I'll leave you to figure out what that means. Keep simping for thugs.
>>154944904yep starting today it will be colder and rainier until friday.rain and storm front is arriving southern germany by early evening
>>154939191If you have an argument with someone why would it matter how 'tough' you say they are unless you're hinting that you'd fight them?It's the first place his mind went to
>>154944993Seems like good news for Fonseca, Ruud's balls should be less heavy when it's colder
>>154945015thank you for explaining to him. i chose not to bother because he and the other simp were so upset.
>>154945015that's just not what that phrase means. he's ribbing him for sure, but it has nothing to do with violence.
>>154935698Rublev didnt even lose why does he look sad
>>154945015tough (tuff) basically means cool in zoomerspeak
>>154945213it is what it means you moron. everyone thinks its aggressive except for you.
>>154945309
>>154945213He dindu nuffin'https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_uImqxdNylk&pp=ygUPVGlhZm9lIG1lbHRkb3du
>>154944904There's 8 singles matches and 2 covered courts. Should I just close the roofs
>>154945386you should bro
Tiafoe got annoyed and told him to shut up and play after his complaining. Even the ump told off Faria. You can hear her say something like "after what you've been saying about him and about me". I'm inclined to agree with >>154945288
>>154945309not even gonna entertain interpretations of zoomerspeak from ESLs
>>154945394Aight bet. Sending the signal to the banlieues
I kinda regret falling asleep and missing the shithow
Tiafoe is just misunderstood. He's a kind, peaceful, respectful, eloquent, and well-educated gentleman with a noble heart. Incidents like >>154936861 or >>154937341 or >>154945381 are just completely out of character and do not form a pattern of behaviour. You can't say the same about that savage woman-beater Jodar.
>>154945459There was no shitshow. It was over in 60 seconds. They shook hands at the end. Although Tiafoe wasn't so polite in the post-match with Sloane Stephens
Prediction winners today: Hide yo ballgirls It’s his fucking time Andrei and the RublettesPuud
Forgive me I muted the other onehttps://streamable.com/4zbsea
>>154944233>>154945422>muh ESLsYeah we get it, you've said it enough. Did you ever consider that some of us are native English speakers in a different country retard?
Games today:>Rafael Jodar vs Pablo Carreño-Busta>Jakub Mensik vs Andrey Rublev>Jesper De Jong vs Alexander Zverev>Casper Ruud vs Joao FonsecaA chance of rain today but I'm so glad they gave Ruud vs Joao the main event.
>>154945324youre lying or a troll. either way.
>>154945381holy shit I hadn't seen this. shocked The Guardian made this video as they're big time leftist. also surprised most YT comments are negative tho they should be.
All singles matches are scheduled on the main courts so rain shouldn't be an issue. Unless they leave the roofs open and create tactical timeout for top players again
>>154945467funny and based
>>154945913They try to have the matches played "outdoors" as much as possible but to cause delays at the start of the 2nd week would be disastrous. See: Thiem 2019
>>154936284I don’t know why but every time i see some young woman in an office or sitting at a desk in front of a computer I get really angry
thinkin pcb (his hiv/aids is in remission) will straight up spanish wall jodar. my underlying rationale is busta is sick of compatriot hotshots named Raphael and will pull out all the stops to put the brakes on lads run.Zverlings will serve and backhand his way in 3.despite all evidence that points to the contrary i believe in bweh, who will confidently baseline bash his way to victory and Ruud will grind out Fonseca in what will be a fun see-sawing match.
>>154945467He's no mensch but neither is Bublik, Rublev, Medvedev, Moutet, Paire, etc. etc.
>>154945932Cool shoes, what brand?
>>154945953It feels like Jodar will struggle with PCB's smothering consistency. Busta is fundamentally from a different era. but who knows.
>>154945969probably Lacoste slip on line court
>>154945969
>>154946041Thanks cuh
>>154945467Kek fuck jodarI knew his play reminded me of someone and that person is zverev
mentioned
>>154945969Why are they cool? They look plain and common?Why are you zoomers such women with your shoes?
>>154945978Joder will destroy Pablo Carreno "vamos por favor" Busta
>>154937809>>154937830Cool kinda. I wish we had public viewing for slams here too.Even sports bars rarely show any slam besides semis and finals. The second pic also feels more like an ad event
Busta when?
>>154945324If somebody asks "Do you think you're tough?" then it's very clearly an aggressive provocation. Words have different meanings in different contexts. He definitely wasn't using the modern lingo meaning of "cool" or something.
>>154946164IF electronic line calling existed back thenTHEN Pablo would have had justice served correctly. Still an atrocious call at the time
>>154946228After Cirstea
>>154946164kek top5 tennis chimpouts
We're reaching the serious part of a slam. Wonder if Sinner will finally get some legit opponents. Who does he play tomorrow?
Rublev in 4Fonseca in 4Carreño Busta in 4Zverev in 3
>>154946164Classic, especially love the multiple angles
>>154946418rublev 4, ruud 4, busta 5, zverev 3
Is that good value on the field vs Z?
>>154946472>the 2 numbers for zverev winning are different at the top and bottomhuh?
>>154946501They're two separate markets.
let's fucking go, tennis.Does another one start right after Swiatek too?
Please Yahweh I'll observe the sabbath... anyone but Zvrv
>>154946799Perhaps if you sacrifice a few more Arab children Moloch will hear you
At least there will be no w*men delay on the Yoda match
>>154946799Z derangement syndrome
Happy birthday Jesper de Jong! Not so Jong anymore KEK
>>154946905Good one
>>154946871fuark I jinxed it. I always forget how bad women are at serving
>"A near flawless performance sees Pablo Carreño Busta into a Major Quarterfinal for the first time in 6 years"
>>154947029I'ma put $300 on Mr bustanut
>>154947178Bet responsibly
Nice job with the Tiafoe bait lads, that'll draw their attention away from Jodar's eventful start to his career.
Jodar just headbutted a ballchild
Jodar is like a Sinner Zverev hybrid
It's Carrenover
Mental that he's the best player in the world and only came on tour in January
>>154946799>Jew hating on aryan germansUgh let it go you racist genocidal freaks
>>154947345Is he being booed everytime he gets a ball to serve from one of the kids?I would do that honestly
Where is the persecution spanon? not awake yet?
>>154947249The same performative white teenagers kick off whenever Tiafoe does well.
>>154947464Typical lazy castanet-clacking midnight-dinner-eating bull-bating windmill-tilting paella wop
>>154947496> wopThat goes too far! Should have stopped before that
>>154947496you... you leave my windmill-tilting alone! hOW DARe yOU?!!
>that drive volley
The slugging begins
>>154947435You absolutely genocidemogged the Israelis they can't even compete with you.
These fucking dirtsmen wanting every second out call inspected, slowly walking up to the net to have a look, it's all so tiresome
>>154947345>>154947464>>154947496Typical anti Spanish propaganda.And the anti Spanish propaganda is so neurotic and hysterical that those who promote it can maintain 2 contradictory beliefs at the same time. "Spanish people are lazy, siesta hahaha, my fucking sides lmfao". "Spanish people are my slaves, one fucking bierooo hahah my sides, pick up my fruit LMFAO".Spanish people genocided the native Americans, they are cruel filthy beasts!!! But then you have the right wing racists who say "they are filthy beasts because they didn't kill the native americans like the based white men did in the north" And the same with Rafael Jodar. He is a Spaniard (they always say the word Spaniard full of contempt and disgust) that beats little girls. Look how even in their English language, they use a Spanish word "macho" to express something sexist. Why? Because that's anti Spanish propaganda. What happened with Jodar? Well, we went from "he raped a little girl" to "he didn't rape her but beat her" to "okay, maybe he didn't do anything but he is a filthy Spaniard and he probably thought about it".
fuark that's one of the most ridiculous shots you'll see from carreno
Jodar dishonesty showing through, Tiafoe vindicated
The perfidious misogynist Jodar tries to lie and deceive the umpire as to the correct ball mark
I have a new one. Lo and behold...>Rafael Odour>>154947705It's despicable, poor ump...
>>154947668Thx bae <3
>>154947710>And the anti Spanish propaganda is so neurotic and hystericalKEKE
Damn, unc Carreño still got it...
>>154947710Apologize for creating Mexico
guess you could say Jodar is getting....... tilted
An old veteran having one last run at the strap is a much better story than a young entitled personalityless regen having his first big run anyway. Vamo Pablo
>odds Jodar will push the ball girl again
Argh so close...
>>154947803As in, the same ballgirl? Zero chance, she's currently recovering in hospital
>>154947771>t. Nolefam
Working theory that Nike athletes are good, Adidas athletes are evil
>>154947840That poor child behind Jodar looks so terrified...
>>154947848>Sinner
Vamos Carreño
I bought that Alcaraz merch at Nike for tennis. Its just some oversized shirt that has no breathing room whatsoever. The equivalent of wearing skinny jeans
Kino
GOTTEM
Based Busta 2026 RG champions
Busted
straight busted
Not so much of an AIDS victim anymore right Portujinx
>>154947883He recovered well.Makes this level from him even more impressive.
Pablo's Carrying a Buster
>>154947858This but unironically
Done? I'm not done.
BUSTA NUT IN HIS FACE PABLO>>154947846
>>154947910He really looks like someone, some actor perchanceI can't place it
>>154947840>>154947803
Jesus look at the BPs
>>154947738No it isn't. If he starts making diagrams in mspaint then it will be neurotic and hysterical. But not now.
GOATblo
i hope jodar doesnt bust agut
let's go, destroy that fucking lanklet Jodarbot, very anti-spanish type of player.
>tennis is in good ha-...
>>154947918Callum Turner?
>>154947929
Unc is wildin here no cap
time to watch the BUSTA
>>154948001Don't she's been through enough.
>British commentator>mentions Jack Draper out of nowhere
btw if Busta gets to the quarters, he will have a GUARANTEED place in the USO semis
Levels. To. This. Shit.
Fuck them kids
>>154948043if you put a mirror between 2018 and 2019, the two years to either side are almost simmetric.
>>154948043>that wimbledon recordhow come he doesn't want us man :(
this is rape, very concerning for Jodar's team. He needs to snap out of it fast.
This 'using anime to sell pharmaceuticals' trend needs to end
Has the barlgirl been spotted yet or is she still in a coma?
como se dice "bagel" en español? pan judio?
>>154948072ball bounces too little, can't have long rallies there
>>154948059or just barge through them would be fine dont go too far
Wake up, kid, he's got the Sinner's disease
>>154948112rosco
>>154948059>>154925370
>Jodar meltdown after Ben asks about ball-girlJust imagine if he got accused of punching and kicking women like Zverev.Jodar is a mental midget, even if he turn this around.Should be an easy 6-3 6-2 6-2 for him.
>>154948127How does the good administrative team of 4channel let that shit go on
>>154948126En mi panadería los pides como "dame un beiguel".
He's only 18 years old and he's been accused by labeled basically as a child killer by millions of people. Of course, he's disturbed. They set him up. Fucking typical
>>154948138Said this before but people really don't give Zed enough credit for returning to the top after being the subject of an international domestic violence investigation while also dealing with an obliterated ankle. Guy's strongmind.
>>154948103She passed away from her wounds
>>154948153I was referring to the tennis slang "bagel"
>>154948182He’s also the best tennis player we had since Becker. Yet no one here gives a shit i haven’t even seen an ad with him except for some Skyport bumpers.I'm curious to see whether that will change if he wins this
I'm all for a Pablo "the decimator of djokovic" Carreño memeslam
>>154948182>Said this before but people really don't give Zed enough credit for returning to the top after being the subject of an international domestic violence investigation while also dealing with an obliterated ankle. Guy's strongmindIt's easy to be strongmind when you look like this AND you're 6ft6 as well.Now when you look like Jodar and you're not even 6ft and lies about being 6ft3...
>>154948182Yeah true you make a good point-> Guy's strongmind.No not at all
I suspect both players will think this set is an important one to win
>>154948252He's obviously taller than PCB
Is Busta choking?
>>154948293>He's obviously taller than PCBYes. And?
>>154948317He's listed at 191cm and looks it
>>154948208Ah, "un doble rosco", in that case.
>>154948323>doesn't take the girl's offered handHe's history's greatest monster
I don't like him not because he is a domestic abuser but his type 1 diabetes. it's disgusting seeing him check his blood sugar. disgusting
This has turned into the worst Rolling Carrot evr. All the 5 setters have been enjoyable but without the top guys it's all downhill from here
>>154948323Here's Jodar with 185 (6ft1) Fonseca.
>>154948323
>>154948323Maybe he is just deadly afraid of little girls
>>154948342Jodar's shoulders are elite, I bet he could dish out some violence with those
>>154948342
>>154948342>>154948323>>154948252Here's Jodar with 180 5'11 Alcaraz
>>154948203>>154947897
>>154948342Ridiculous example. He's basically bending to tie his shoes there. If he's visibly taller than PCB what would that tell you?
Two set lead.Let's fucking go.
>>154948386>If he's visibly taller than PCB what would that tell you?You told me that, but I'm not watching the match.>>154948361What about this one. Would a 191cm 6ft3 guy look like this next to Alcaraz?
VAMO Para las ninas de Paris, Pablo
They fucking put the axe on Rafael Jódar the same way they put the axe on Mel Gibson for making The Passion. It's so blatant that it is disgusting.
>>154948391>Two set lead.>Let's fucking goMost dangerous lead
Kid's game is up and down enough that he won't win unless Busta's body breaks down which is possible obviously
>>154948430Hell, at this point there's been more matched where this exact thing happened than straight ones for this RG.Weather's probably milder today, tho. Less likely to happen.
>>154948214he makes bitpanda ads. And got a documentary from RTL once
>>154948452Them niggas ain't Busta. https://streamable.com/eyv7f1
Holy shit! Unc! Unc! Unc!
Boring. Dead tournament
>>154948520Jack plz
I'm writing Editor Rob to settle our dispute.He's the expert after all."Dear Sir. Editor RobWe're having a dispute about the height of the Spaniard Tennis player Rafael Jodar on 4chan's /sp/ /atp/ general.Yes, the same Rafael Jodar who shoved a little girl.Yes, the same Rafael Jodar who refused to hold a little girl's hand.An extremist (you could even call him a terrorist) user is claiming Rafael Jodar is 6ft3, 191cm, despite all the evidence on the contrary.The moderate side presented evidence of Rafael Jodar looking 5'11 180cm at best, with pictures showing him looking way shorter than 185cm (6ft1) Joao Fonseca (a tennis player as well) and looking exactly the same height as Carlos Alcaraz, who is 5'11 180cm according to your own evaluation at the worldwide famous website Celeb Heights.The extremist just sent a video of Jodar walking alone (and ignoring a little girl in the process) to justify he just "looks" 6ft3 191cm.Jodar is a very thin person with long legs, which may be the cause of the confusion of the terrorist poster.We look up to hear your fair and science-based evalution."
All the current spanish players except Carlos have negative charisma, straight up unlikeable. I don't care what they do, if they win or lose.
Do not lose yourself to despair Bustabros.We have three sets of chances now.
It's Pablover
>>154948570>5 sets AUF GEHT'S
>>154948546Lel
Jodar's fight is our fight. The army of antis is afraid right now. Same shit happened with Nadal when he was a green young man and he won his first Roland Garros. The French would show 24/7 a puppet of Nadal doing drugs. Pure and simple anti Spanish propaganda. Since 1492 the same propaganda.
Yall notice how they've put all the male ballboys on Jodar's side?
>>154948617I attached this image as well
>>154948640Fair. Better avoid temptation.
>>154948631>The army of antis is afraid right now.Is this like when Satanyahu calls all enemies Amalek?
>>154948631Does anyone actually have the video of that one? I only ever saw the car one
Zverlingz-Bros, this is our Slam
>muh elbowwelp unc ded
Carreño sisters, I don't feel good
Hodar is so dreamy
None of these shitters can complete 3 straight sets then their opponent comes back with 3 straight sets and wins
>>154948666>Does anyone actually have the video of that one? I only ever saw the car oneBest I could find https://www.rtve.es/deportes/20120208/casillas-nadal-firman-con-jeringuillas-guinoles/496758.shtml
THE Jesper De Jong???
Zverev already shitting the Bed in Philippe-Shartrier
>Zvershitahahhahhahhahahah
>>154948367Yes. Keen connection
The mental pressure is too much for him. He needs more time to mature
Always rated de Jong
>>154936504Cringe by the zoomer boss can get it tho
big Z loss and he's fini
Who needs seeds anyway?
sneed's fucked and chucked (formerly quarters)
Big Z is still banging this Bimbo who has her former lover tattooed on her arm
It's so over
BonziMachacHalysDe JongJodarMensikTiafoe
>>154948885Met girls like this one. They will never stop talking about themselves.
I don't know what sort of malware this Russian site is installing in the background but my PC has been running like pure shit all day.
Imagine losing to a grandpa with a dislocated shoulder.
>>154948933He won'tCarreño can't hit his forehand
Oh, fuck off, Jodar, don't act like you're acomplishing something and celebrate every point. The man can barely move.
>Jesper DeLarge
If you want to make easy money bet your house on Zverev winning the title, thank me later
>>154948928https://dlhd.pk/watch.php?id=341
>>154949061Thank you Mr. Bookie. You are our greatest ally
>>154949061this but ruudypoo
What will the average non-front player rank be in League of Heroes? I hope to get to Plat 1 at least
se acabó
I love Rogerer and Djole
zverev surviving the mighty dong
Nothing ever happens
1st Set for Zverlingz
THE Alexander "Sasha" Zverev. Olympic gold medalist and French Open Winner.
>suspendedGay and ‘traded
>wimmen on before Rublevgrim
>>154936219mulatto
>>154949330Don't lie. You secretely rate womemes matches
>>154948885is this Linda Hamilton?
It should've been Kokkinakis
Jodar THE bouncer of busta
Oh no no no CBP (cock and ball pleasure) sisters, seems we are being forced into the retirement home by the kid beater
>>154949378Cockinakis has an even more fragile body than Busta
>>154949351some, yes. Iga; Naomi; Hseih Su Wei; Niemeier; etc. The elite talents.
i like the creative names you guys come up with for players
Well, well, wellWhere are all those antis that love spreading lies?
>>154949413I dont like it
there are way too many replies from this German fag
>>154949469and the Spanish fag.
>>154949325> and French Open WinnerKek>>154949289
>Spanish Zverev vs. Zverev QFokay i guess
The Carreno Comeback starts now
>>154948885Yeah, but she's his good luck charm.Who beat Sinner? The sunWhich band is Lindemann the singer of? RammsteinWhat is one of their best songs? SONNE
>thingken this wouldn't be won with a 3 set comebackmy mistake to doubt the tennis gods
when will jodar run out of gas?
Oh. Wow. Jodar won against a one-armed man. I bet he's soooo proud.PCB didn't give up and fought until the bitter end. Respect for that.
Well, well, well... you put the axe on him... you really did, spreading lies and calling him a child beater to try to mind break him. But you couldn't. And truth won this time.
At least his English is already better than Nadal's
>>154949469Theres at least 3-4 of us german fags itt
>>154949413Thanks Serena de Bergerac
He'll knock down 3 ball kids on his way out
>>154949575Doesn't matter how big his gas tank is. He's smashing to the Berlin Wall.
Wtf amerigolems literally say “Hodor” for Jodar and in that terrible smoker cali gurl voice>>154949552> What is one of their best songs?Du riechst so gut?
Come on, bring up the incident. Have balls.
>>154949592I wanted Jodar to win because fuck these uncs but he pushed the gril get over it
Zverev is gay and boring
>>154949616Bwahahahahha two good jokes in one post
>>154949603all me
>>154949616Zverve, the only winner of the Insulino pen.
>>154949616>Can't live without my pedsWhat a subhuman
>His name is Rafa>He wins RG on his first appearance>He's SpanishWe did this already
>>154949699Yeah, History repeats itself. I mean it's common knowledge in Israel
Freddy breaks now
>>154949699He's also known for hitting innocent ball girls.
>>154949690Kokkinakis tier hate
>>154949736They like it when the big balls hit the cheeks or labias
Zverev should hurry up
That Jodar comeback was one of the best comebacks I've ever seen iwl. Its not very often one can dominate his opponent when their backs is against the wall. Last years French Open final Alcaraz was forced to go on a tiebreak.
>>154949635Where's Iga
>>154949743based kokk
>>154949635Lena legit looked like she cried before the press conference.
>>154949413We like to have fun around here
>>154949887Carreño's shoulder injury came back. Jodar did nothing. He was losing handily until that happened.Not even Zverev can's choke this one up.
>>154949930His criticism of Sascha's vanity is hypocritical.
I never want to hear the name Jesper De Jong again.
This Jodar - ball girl thing got way out of hand.I just heard a female pundit on Disney+ (they have the rights here in Brazil) fantasizing about a possible Fonseca x Jodar match, saying Fonseca needs to defeat Jodar, yell at the handshake "don't beat women ever again" while giving Jodar a severe look and pointing at him, then show a t-shirt to the crowd with a message "Say NO to violence against women".The same pundit criticized the French police for not pressing charges against Jodar and the "tennis world" for always "covering up" for "problematic white males". Yes, she mentioned Zverev.
Do we really have to support players with national flags?In the last game it was spaniard versus spaniard. Makes no sense.Just have signs with names on it and leave your 20th century nationalism at the door.
>>154950002None of that happened
>>154949743Trolling Zverev alongside Isner is based what are you on about
>>154950052Not when you destroyed your career to get ready for a Nike sleeveless.
>>154949995He has not even big shoulders or arms, how could he fuck up his shoulder with these little weights?
Honestly Zverev is not playing good, he's 30 and has diabetes. If Jodar can make it a long intensive match, he will win next round. At 19 your stamina and recovery are just too good
Bring on the real final
>>154950002Pure anti Spanish propaganda. The entire hollywood industry is a machine whose one of its main purposes is to create anti Spanish propaganda. I realised this when I was a young man watching Pirates of the Caribbean. Even in the fucking Pirates of the Caribbean, the Spaniards were the evil guys. And they always pronounce the word Spaniard full of contempt and disgust. They really do.That's why they're trying to destroy Jódar. Yes, that's why. It's been like that since 1492. The international left wing, the international right win, the freemasons, the jews, Netanyahu, everybody.Go on reddit. On half of their threads somebody says "Nobody expect the Spanish inquisition ahahahah lmfao".And now Jódar will always be shunned and despised for something he didn't even do. But he is guilty. Because he is a Spaniard (pronounced with contempt and disgust). Fucking typical.
I feel asleep during the one-sided beatdown Zverev match and I had a premonitory dream. It's his moment.
>>154950269Do black men typically frequent your siesta dreams?
>>154950269*fell
>>154950327Sure, but this one was wearing clothes, and that's a first.
>>154950206He is beating the Jesper de Jong with ease
>>154950264This is serb tier siege mentality. I don't think anyone cares.
>>154950264People will not give a fuck in two weeks, tennis players have done much worse and nobody gives a shit. But if Yoda will be the bad boy of tennis, great we need some villains
>>154950370Why are 90% of Dutch sportsmen named De Jong?
>>154950264based on this post, after sinner, jodar is my guy
>>154950392Because Je Dong sounds stupid
>>154950002>>154950264This is all playing into Jodar's hands though. He'll channel his dark persona into becoming the new Joker who can transmute negative into positive winning energy
Jodar x ZverevFatigue and Court Time SummaryWho played more?Rafael Jódar (12h 55min vs. 9h 11min Zverev).The difference: Jódar accumulated 3h 44min more match time than Zverev.
>>154950431Makes sense
>>154950486Wouldn't make a difference, irmão
>>154950486Jodar should play without expectation. All the pressure is on memerev.
>>154950517Is this the one he beat up before wimbledon a few years ago?
>>154950392Napoléon and his civil laws
>>154950553He beat up Olya Sharypova before the US Closed he lost to Thiem
Ballgirlbashing aside, I simply do not rate Jodar. The eye test says he is fine but not spectacular, but this hot streak of his is making people hype him up to high heaven. The same thing happened with the likes of Draper, Mensik, Musetti and Shelton. People are desperate for another young gun to form a new big 3 but these guys are all scrubs and will never be consistent contenders. Sinner and Alcaraz however both aced the eye test, and even when they were still coming up you could tell they had the it factor. Fonseca has it too, and Rune has shown glimpses of it. They're the only ones on tour who I think could do it, eventually, maybe.
>>154950590Fils?
>>154950486Yeah and compare their age now>>154950517I always wonder if it turns him on that Lindemann's big cock was in his girlfriend, ironically it's the only girl he didn't touch, maybe it has something to do with the fact that Till broke another man's jaw after the guy just talked bad about his ex-girlfriend
>>154950590Fils could have been it, he genuinely had it.Of course, getting year long injuries every time he manages to string up four or five games destroyed his chances.
>>154950611>>154950641Oh yeah, forgot about Fils. I guess he's close too, maybe slightly below Rune. Then again he did lose to Medjedovic at Next Gen despite being the heavy title favourite, and then he lost to Fonseca when he was like 16 and playing in his first tour event (even got bageled IIRC)
What makes Rafael Jódar's current situation against Alexander Zverev so unique is that 3 hours and 44 minutes is a wider pre-QF gap than any of these historical legends faced.Over for Jodar, it would be the 1st time in history.
>>154950562I read in a museum in Stuttgart recently that it was napoleon who liberated the jews in most parts of europe and forced their acceptance into different sectors of society they had previously been banned from. Is everything wrong with modern europe a result of late 18th century frenchies?
>>154950696>What makes Rafael Jódar's current situation against Alexander Zverev so unique is that 3 hours and 44 minutes is a wider pre-QF gap than any of these historical legends faced.If you mean that a player had never more hours than Jodar compared to his opponent and won his quarterfinals match than it's bullshit
Joaaaaaoo Fonszzz Eca
>>154950831>If you mean that a player had never more hours than Jodar compared to his opponent and won his quarterfinals match than it's bullshitProve it.
>>154950857Juan Martín del Potro had spent 8 hours and 21 minutes on court, while Stan Wawrinka had logged 12 hours and 58 minutes before they faced each other in the 2016 US Open quarterfinals
When it comes to tennis knowledge don't try me guys, it won't end well
>>154950965why are g*rmans such shit at tennis?
Fucking foids!!!! Hurry up!!!!!
Jodar will not lose because of minutes played. He'll lose because he's no 19-year-old Carlos and today he got insanely lucky.
>>154951019Most people don't watch it or care about it here, we prefer teamsports.
>>154951019Uhhhh we’re literally rank 1 and 3Yall in a crisis era ya feel me?
I'm sure Yoda will win if it goes into the 5th. No fit 19yo loses to a 30 yo diabetic when comes to endurance. Zverev has to beat him fast and finish it in 3 or 4 sets
>>154951060Agreed.
>>154951046dverev is ethnically Russian with G*rman citizenship. but with all the rape babies I guess you're right it doesn't matter
>>154950696>>154950831>>154950940>Stan Wawrinka had logged 12 hours and 58 minutes>>154950965Where are you getting this number? I'm getting 11h26 minutes.
Time for the LGBT king
>>154951154>implying he wouldn’t want to get raped by ZverevSigh… sometimes i wish my senpai had been in the russian occupied zone and not the mutt’s…
>>154951245Senpai?! Lol i didnt write that Silly 4channel anime website
>>154951237Stupid sexy Rublev
Does mixed doubles count as womenfolk tennis?
Guys help me order for the mensik-rublev game: two 20 piece chicken nuggets and 1L fanta or a ramen with spezi?
>>154951330Yes. Fuck off with it
>>154950590Hider’s eye test (ET) clears by far all of those other players, none of whom are particularly obvious talents and any fan base they have on /spee/ is at least 50% a meme. Hider plays like Sinner immediately apparently, even if he does run away from ballgirls.
>>154950696>>154950831>>154950857>>154950857>>154950940>>154950965>>154951161Ok, I have the answer.Found it here:https://www.atptour.com/en/scores/archive/us-open/560/2016/resultsWawrinka02:18 - Verdasco02:27 - Giannessi04:02 - Daniel Evans02:46 - MarchenkoTotal: 11:33#############Del Potro02:38 - Schwartzman02:09 - Steve Johnson02:25 - David Ferrer01:12 - Dominic ThiemTotal: 08:24#############Total Time Difference: 03 Hours, 09 minutes, less than the 03 Hours, 44 Minutes difference between Jodar and Zverev.################Thanks to Dominic Thiem unfortunately having to retire due to a knee injury early in the second set of their fourth-round match, Del Potro made it to their famous Quarterfinal clash having spent 3 hours and 9 minutes less on court than Wawrinka!###############
>>154951335ramen with spezi?
>>154951335Aren't you German? Get beer!
What's happening?
1st set of Rublensik, then it's the match of the tournament so far, amazing story on both sides, Ruud chasing his first title with high spirits and chances, and Fonseca, trying to keep up with Jodar as the best teen, having already defeted the Djovak.Very different style between the two, Nadal-Federer 2.0 match
>>154951441Sounds good and a great combination>>154951484My tummy hurts too much for beer today
can fonsneedca win
Still used to thinking of Rublev as one of the young guns on tour
Am fookin nackered ngl
It wont let me order delivery food because there arent enough delivery slaves working today :((((((((
Is kind of a Camusian situation that Jodar is more so on trial for not noticing and showing sympathy for the girl rather than actually doing anything to her
>>154951639>enabling from the uberjeetsngmi
Who suffered more, Busta's shoulder or all the Parisian ballgirls?
>>154951671We clearly need to import more
Whomst did Hantuchova blow to get that commentating job? She's terrible
>pooblev
Pooblev getting bullied
>can't even show the russian flag on the score buggrim
>>154951769Some of us are still opposing tyranny here.Next year we might not show the us flag neither. Depends on your behavior
ruud has never beaten Rublev on clay and he's never beaten Mensik
To be clear, Rubes was like the first big Russian name to talk against the invasion of Ukraine.Sure, probably a desperate attempt to keep some of the sponsors, but at least he did something.Let's hope he doesn't fall off a window once his career is over.
>>154951792holy heckerino we'll try to be better
>>154951816>ruudWho cares?He's losing 6-3 6-2 6-0 later today.
>>154951892who cares
>>154951892The infamous>”plox no war :(“ on cameraWho could forget.>he did it for sponsorsHe seems like a nice guy. Saying he inly didnit for money seems harsh.
>>154951892He lost Nike regardless but he has other sponsors. Bulgari is a big one.
>>154952003>He lost Nike regardlessThat was way before the war
Who’s this old ass bozo they keep cutting to
>>154952046Bon Jovi
Mensik sucks man
>>154952082Why is he winning then?
>>154952041
>>154952107Lol i was about to ask what brand he has now because i dont recognize it
>>154952091God knows man
Pubelev is right to concede the first two sets to Gayclub Mensdick so he has enough energy to win the final three sets, as per the trend
Someone said here the cold weather would expose servebots and players with weak forehands.Mensik is both a servebot and a player with a weak forehand.Why is he winning?
So Mensik is getting to the semi, interesting
>>154952131It's a kswiss partnership Available in Baltic Blue, Crimea Cream and Red Terror
Mesniks coach looks cartoonishly evil. Sometthing about his eyebrows.He and J M Cerundulo should link up for atp villains now that sinner isnt a spooky villain anymore
The other half of the draw is SO shit that Mauresmo gave the women a night session
>>154952455The other half is literally B tier Italians + New World Americanas (obviously B tier)>>154952217I heard daniil is also named after that former russian prime minister who keeps threatening europe with ai videos and mean tweets. Ban these players!!
>>154952455this is how far mens tennis has fallen
>>154952542I for one am excited for...>checks notes... for Arnaldi vs Tiafoe.
>>154952046Marat Safin?
everybody switch to Ruud match.
>>154952046Djokovic replay
>sirens blaring in the distance
>>154952673the real final
>>154952724Just Paris things
>washedlev
fireworks and shit.
I want to fuck Fonseca
With all the good players being out I kind of feel sad for when a guy like PCB or Pooblev goes out, like usually when they blow out of a slam it’s “well I would never have beaten Sinner anyway” but all these guys must be telling themselves in the mirror this is their one real shot
>>154952842he is probably filled with STDs, being Brazilian
You'd think Mensik would be tired
good match so far.
>>154952842He's taken.
>>154952933>shagging trannies BEFORE getting world famousbased
>>154952878Demon literally said this >>154936107
>>154952933He looks possessed.
>>154952983possessed, fat and brazilian, not a good pic of him.
Feel bad for safin having to coach a guy with a wta second serve and backhand
New>>154953123
Le nouveau fil>>154953128
>>154953131>>154953141Two shit threads
>>154953131>>154953141Have you ever considered that we don't need new threads unless it drops to page 8 or so?JT isn't here (or has calmed down)
>>154953198Make a third!
>>154952200Because>rublev
>>154950486jodar is 19basically makes no difference
