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Cursed thread
>>154953123Porque Neymar?Expliqua-te!
>>154953123this is the thread
Ruud, Fonseca, Zvajda.the new big 3
Fonzi is RIPPING the ball
>>154953266Cute dog, the puppy isn't bad either
>>154953375Insane power
He has that 'tism strength
Would really like subs for the Safin coaching
GOOGAA in the crowd
Safin looks like Sirius Black in the one good Harry Potter movie
slapping the ball like Kyrgios sometimes, ugly game.
>>154953519Based king
>>154953463He’s telling him to breathe, don’t rush, stay calm and don’t get pissed
>>154953556>Rublev>stay calm and don’t get pissedambitious
>>154953519KUERTEENNNNNNN
South Americans are getting better at clay obvs because most of their courts there are the red brick but can't seem to do well in grass. Hopefully that'll get better soon
Where's tb brazilanon posting a link to Rublev Mensik
>>154953647https://vksport.vkvideo.ru/video-212808533_456263701
DJOKOSMASH
>>154953647https://vksport.vkvideo.ru/video-212808533_456263700
>>154953671THE Жoao Фoнceкa
Is it homosexual to have a libido when male tennis players do that obnoxious moan over female tennis players?
>>154953751Yes but it's current year
CAM ON CASPER
Uh oh, does Mensik not know about the two sets to love disadvantage?
Why won't Mensik fix his forehand?Seems like such a wasted potential.He's going nowhere without it.Mensik with a good (not even great) forehand will join Alcaraz and Sinner.
>>154953814kek, it really has been a disadvantage to be up 2 this rg
ISSO!
Why is everyone of these corporate seat motherfuckers on their phones during set points?
>>154953933no one wants to see a macaca
i was a fonseca doubter but maybe he really just needed more time...
The Zillian is peaking.Another 5 set win for Ruud will be needed
>Puud
>>154953703Nah… doesn’t feel the same without his autismo hype
>>154953933Company ticketsRandom higher ups get them and most aren't even tennis fans
>>154953963You just know they'll both kill each other and then Big Z will feast on the walking corpse of whoever makes it out of here. It's finally his time.
Based Pood complaining about the fucking Lacoste advertising signs on the courts. Get them off there.
>>154954035He is absolutely right. But it's because he's being forced back
>>154953988If you bothered to show up you might as well watch it
da fonz got pood shook, he's right up next to bnp
>>154954058People who work for a living tend to be pretty stupid and boorish
>gaysexa
>>154954090who is bnp?
>>154954108based neet scholar
>>154954121don't worry kitten
Fonsecas family looks nordic than ruuds swarthy norwegian family
Zverev is so fucking lucky
Ruud has that Hurkacz walk to him right now. Looks like he doesn't really want to play.
>>154954163Casper’s sisters are hot
>Ruud level with Felix
Come on Ruud boy, boy is you big enough
ruudypoo, tittypass and meddy were supposed to be the next gen, they've all regressed in the last 3 years or so
KAMAN FONZ
>>154954213A guy who basically just started playing, Cobolli and Fraudix being the favorites to win a slam is basically current tennis summed up
>>154954219Meddy is over 30 already, naturally declining.
Ruud plays so far behind the baseline, he's almost molesting the line judges
>>154954392huh?
Fonseca just hit a ball kid the ball and he went to chwck on himJodar should take some notes
What's with Ruud's overhead? Every rd going back to Safiullin
You all see that? Fonseca hit a kid by accident, and no one will say he is a dick because he apologized. Not so hard, is it?
>>154954433People shifted the discussion from "He pushed a ball girl" to "He's a dick" to not admit they were wrong. Literal goalpost moving.
>>154954409Jodar would have kicked the kid in the face and told him to stop being a drama queen, to prevent the kid from growing up as some sort of pansy.Just two different styles of parenting.
ruud in 4
finish him Ruud, take that arrogant zillian out now
Rublo got one back
>>154954521Ruud is done for bro. Only Zverev can stop Fonz.
>>154954510cope in seethe
>>154954543If he also makes this comeback after being down 2, then there's something legit wrong with this tournament
>>154954582Yes. The heat.
Is there a limited to going to the shitter in between sets?Why?
Jodar murdered a child on court, and you guys don’t care
>>154954604You're sweating enough that you shouldn't need to pee more than 2x.
What was Rubolo arguing about with Dumusois?
>>154954656blyat nahui cyka pizdets je jebal tvoi mamo blyat pidoras cyka nahui blyat pidaras
It's time to admit that Fonseca is a well-mannered, respectful, well-behaved lad.Jodar, however...
>Mensch Ick
Fonseca = FedererJodar = DjokovicBlockx = Nadal (always injured)Darwin Blanch = Murray
>>154954582trust the plan>>154952171
Enjoying this clay match because Fonseca hits it so hard it doesn’t feel like clay
>>154954392
Fonsecca looks like a schoolchildren that just cried after being bullied
You think S&V is because he's tired?
break that motherfucker nooooowwww
Menshit's done. Last set gonna be a 62
Just sat up and murmured kino
aaaaa i can't break
fonseca hitting the form of his life this tournament
>Rolling Carrots>longest rally: 15 shotsGame's gone
>>154954916It's crazy how Ruud went from looking 18 one year to 43 the next.Norwegian skin, I guess.
ruud is getting forehand mogged
A THUNDERBOLT
How exactly do we measure greatness?By the number of titles? The number of Grand Slams? Maybe. But not only. Because there are certain things that numbers can't convey. Numbers won't show that this man plays tennis more beautifully than anyone before. They won't show that this man is the all-time most revered athlete in the world for his grace and elegance on and off the court. The truth is, from here on out, whatever the scoreboard says his legend can only grow because in time Roger Federer's legacy will prove more perpetual than any number.
>>154954929this is the fastest RG ever
this year RG is total unc death: rise of the zoomer
Fonz is cooked. Needs this set
damn what's going on in Rublev match, based.
RUUD GOAT
Fonz should lose the set for losing that pt
Worst decision making I have EVER seen.
Lmao wtf was that
x2
CASPER THE FRIENDLY GOAT
>>154955035kek
forehand? more like slaphand
what a game
sry for shit quality
PUUUUUUUUDDDDDDD
We stan a drive volley in this general
>>154955084Based webm maker anyway
Half monke half dawg
>>154954521>arrogant zillian???
getting tired of this shit Ruud. You better win this set.
>>154955084Is there any justification for Fonz sending the shot at 0:06 in Ruuds directions? Why didnt he simply strike the ball to the other direction? lmaooo
>>154955084Kek pathetic by Fonseca
Ruud wins the tb 75
>>154954929So that’s why it’s finally good
fuck is he doing
Mentally retarded Fonzi
Puudbros...
He just needs more time...
Can Zverev beat those bums?
Could really do with some roast chicken.
LMFAAAAAAOOOO
lmaooo fonz can't help himself
zoomzoom false hope kek
KWAB
I thought that was in
Oscar performance from Fonz
I AM A GENIUS, OH NO
me and the gf enjoying peak tenny
it's all so tiresome.If Ruud can't beat this zoomer, Zverking better take it all.
Joe trying his hardest not to win this set because he knows the worst thing you can do in this tournament is be up 2. Smart
>>154955352disgusting zoomer, has all the annoying trends of his generation
Fonseca is based. I hope he can play like this consistently so we have the 3 top guys who go after every shot instead of the pusher shit
>diebreak
Fonseca and Jodar are the next big 2. Sinner and Alcaraz are washed.
never doubted him for a minute
I'm embarrassed to ask but can any anon share a stream, can't get ATP here.
>top seeds lose>everything turns into a 5 set shitfestClassic gaytp
>>154955267>>154955355Trust the planRuudtriots in control
>>154955295>>154955355If Zverev can't take advantage when all other players left (aside from Cobolli) are murdering each other in long 5 setters, he truly needs to consider permanent retirement from the sport.
>>154955428Big 3 (svajda)
fondantsucker will have minimum 3 slams by the end of the decade
>>154955459Kek the Svajda jokes this week still make me laugh
That was a little check swing backhand a la Bernard Tomic
>>154955352Hehehhehe he genuinely looks dumb
>>154955459We'll see if he can beat Cannoli tomorrow
>>154955459the GOAT blessed him
>>154955353He is nr4 ranked table tennis player
>>154955352>please be patient, I have autism
>>154955505Not sure Roger even knows who Svajda is but ok
>>154955505Imagine him fucking your ass
This set doesn't slip now
>>154955505Who are both of these people
>>154955528Came here to say this
>Pood
death to grunters
>>154955353this is every other couple now
howevermst
If Fonseca takes this set he still needs one more set.If Ruud takes this set he still needs two more sets.
>>154955619Who's the blue shirt player?
>>154955638some part time banana farmer federer had the privilege of playing
>>154955638Almagro rg 2005
Lose, Tiafoe. Lose every match ever. I don't want you representing my nation.
The breaker that never ends
>>154955619Damn tennis used to be played like this?!
>>154955648plays better in this 5 seconds clip than Pood
literally rigged
>>154955619It's a tragedy that the 1hbh is a dying art only represented by washed Tsissy and permacrocked Musetti
>it's in>animation shows it out
Ruud choked too much, deserves to lose the set.
jeez they're both going to be a bag of bones by the end of thismy boy zverlingz's time has truly come
Based good guy casper
lel what a shit show
fuck these cunts just get hawkeye
Even if Zverev takes this, it'll be the most asterisked Slam of all time.
umpies
>le scream man
>Fonz actually going up 2Trap activated. It's over. Ruud in easy 5.
Fonseca is so kino I’m a fan for sure
Ruud is shit
ruud got so robbed what a gay tournament how can they seriously consider it a slam and still refuse cockeye
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
fonz has to be reaching his limit but one set is doable now
It's so over
The dream is dead
>>154955757he's kino when he plays like this but a lot of tournos he looks like a lumberjack and his back is a problem too
SHOW ME THE WIN PREDICTOR
>>154955741what about 2002 Wimbledon?
buy up fonzcoin now bros, his stock is rising
>beats a vulture>mogging a weak era meme finalistWho knew this kid was so based
the brazillian is so lucky it's unreal, he is even luckier than grug
>>154955809Only Zverev can stop him. Otherwise his first slam is in the bag.
>>154955812Jelly of his hair. I'm losing the battle and i'm 20 years younger.
>>154955798Nalbandian mogs whatever the fuck goes on right now
>>154955798Grim for Henman. Rusty before then was beating Sampras on grass so he had no chance.
>leave Casper Ruud to me
>>154955826>luckyBro, lay down the copium, Djokovic is still the GOAT, you dont need to keep looking for excuses for his L.
>>154955826Makes his own luck with his massive forehand. Kino.
>>154955812Dont they have barbers in Florianópolis? What the fuck.
>>154955798hewitt is sitting on 5 slams rn if he was born 15 years later
>>154955295Zverev won't drop a set and this will be the most fraudulent slam ever.
>>154953123João fonseca
>>154955898He just has low tennis iq so he needs to win points using the slap the ball technique. Hes not resorting to it because of physical injury but because of mental injury
>>154955798sjeng is a gigachad
I want to fuck Fonseca tbqh
>>154955864no idc about goat status, i'm literally talking about how close he scrapes the lines it's kinda surreal
>>154955911He already did
>>154955959He is kinda cute, would let him marry my daughter
>>154955864Wait are people saying he was lucky in that match? What stupid cope.
>>154955976I know when Djokovic is literally the luckiest player of all time
I just want to watch the match and Kohlschreiber is ranting on and on and on...
>>154955826>grugNow that was a player
>>154955976>https://freestreams-live1b.pk/tennis-live-stream50/No, I was just messing with serb anon.
I am SICK of this checking the lines farce.
>>154956000Better him than Robbie Koenig
Blockx would be up there with Jodar and Fonseca if they didn’t j-word him over
on my way to real tennis season
>>154956018Thank GOD
Fonseca’s girlfriend is attractive but also very strange looking. Is that a Brazilian thing?
>>154956056that's a you thing
>>154956056Brazil only has one metric - ass size.
>>154956056Is that his GF? I thought it was his sister... but then again, in Brazil some times its the same thing...
>>154956056There’s a Brazilian couple at my gym and they’re both cute I want to watch them from the cuck chair
>>154956034I like Robbie as a secondary commentator
>memeseca isn't luc-
anyone watching the Rooblev Menshik match?
>>154956163Watching both of course
Its over
>>154956163yeaMensik is holding his serve easily and Rublev is not
>>154956073Could well be>>154956086Kek
>>154956056>strange lookingI don't get it.
Maybe Roetlisberger was right about 5 setters
>>154956230I wish i had a venture capitalists ceo’s son/top tennis pro boyfriend
The moon
bweh is kil"no"
>>154956230Look at her hands. Thats a man.
>>154956230It’s the eyes and some general droopiness. A sadness of sorts.
Tehehehe blankets cuddle time!
>>154956319Woah
trust pooblev to buck the trend of 5 set comebacks
>>154956319he's based, not THAT based
>>154956322Looks a bit like the chick from a Nightmare before Christmas
i <3 trans girls
Right enough of that shite back to Fonzuud
>Pooblev couldn't break his qf curse in this kind of drawSafin needs to drop him and look for some youngin with potential. Bweh is going nowhere. Complete stagnation for years. All he'll do is stink up draws for the remaining years on tour is bashing forehands and throwing tantrums.
Rublev destroying the locker room furniture as we speak
FEED ME HIGH SEEDS
Oh, fuck off with the celebratory posturing theatrics, Mensik. Have some class.
imagine rating rublah
>>154956592Who rates him?
>>154956608see>>154956537
>>154956293You need to live in the right place in Switzerland. On is only a big brand because a billionaire and tennis enthusiast named Jorge Paulo Lehman purchased a stake in the company from one of his neighbors and is a good friend of Roger Federer. He also knows another tennis enthusiast and billionaire named Guilherme Benchimol who happened to be betting in this kid named João Fonseca to be the next big thing.With XP, On, Rolex and the entire of Lake Zurich on his side it was only a matter of time. You just missed out by living in Germany.
fonz is gonna die
>>154956645This post is literally me explaining that I don't rate him? I said Safin needs to drop this bash merchant.
Everyone (in Brazil and around the world) says Fonseca is fat.How better would he be if he was thin?
>>154956441Is this representative of most Serbs?
>>154956656Yes, but Ruud looks out on his feet too. Tommy ran him ragged. And Safiullin tbf
>>154956682You need some heft for tennis. Sinner got better when he matured and put on a little weight. He was a walking skeleton in his pre-slam winning years.
>>154956692ruud is basically a veteran, he has more left in the tank
>>154956692yuropoors shid and piss their pants in fear of this peak masculine male
>>154956692God can you stop being so gay
>>154956679I noticed intense emotion in that post so assumed it was a rater that was throwing tantrum.
"I do/do not rate x" is peak ESL retard speak. Holy fucking shit. By claiming you do not rate something is you actually rating them, poorly.
>>154956682Stan was also very chunky and still pretty fit
Imagine Fonseca vs zverev where one has all the belief in his shots and the other has none
>>154956293maybe you should become the venture capitalist yourself, cuck
>>154956784I do not rate your epic /sp/ lingo knowledge.
>>154956784I donut rate this post
>>154956809yes, I understand that ESLs here forced it
Is clay the best surface for Fonseca?Is grass better?Or hard court?
>>154956784mate, there are barely US flags itt. its a US hosted site but thats it at this point.Go to your college football thread if you want proper english grammar.
ESL = Extraordinary /sp/ linguists
I don't rate american posters
>>154956843Clay is good for low IQ players, because its a lot more physical. Grass is the high IQ surface, for masterclass like Federer.
>>154956852>ESLs proudly bastardizing the English language and destroying 4chan with their brownslop
ruud is such a fucking fraud why did i put him in my picks
>>154956878Wtf based truth speaker
>>154956852>Go to your college football threadthe fact that this is an actual general is hilarious
>>154956843He could develop a strong grass court game off the back of his big serve and forehand. It will take time. His movement needs a lot of work.
>>154956878tru
"I don't rate X" is a pure Britisherism.
Predict the rest of the tournament
>>154956878Based purist
Vamo Joao. Get this set done, then we plan to deal with the German.
>>154956946
How could anyone ever think Ruud had a chance to beat Fonseca?The only way for it to happen is if Fonseca gets injured.Ruud has no weapons.
>>154956946zverev wins by being the only player left alive
>>154956934fuck I miss him
>>154956969Anulo mufa
How cometh Fonz has the better serve and forehand yet Puud has more aces and FH winners?
notice how atp went to complete shit after /ourguy/ got injured
>>154956983The brightest flames...
>>154957004because half of fonz's forehands go into outer space
>>154957004>How cometh Fonz has the better serve and forehand yet Puud has more aces and FH winners?Fonseca doesn't track down everything.Ruud does.
>>154957008This but when Federer's knees exploded
>>154956969That’s some of the toughest early 2020s competition you’re talking about there
>>154957022Kek
>>154957022facts
The winner of this faces Mensik btw
He is such a based retard
Can my boy Casper pull another 5 set win? ( Would be his 3rd soo far)
>>154957082How’s that guy still standing
Extremely important to close this in 3.The only way for Fonseca not to win this year's RG is fatigue.If he let's this go to 5...
Ruud looks done desu
The Ruud ride ends here
This match needs at least one more set
It ogre
ruud in 5
Fonseca is going to pull a 2022 Zverev if he keeps running like a dog after the ball
>>154957146Your mom is a ho
Is Fonseca the GOAT?
For Fed, fonzi
>>154957146He will win the super tie break 14-12
>>154957180He's looking good but he's no Svajda
>>154957146good post
>>154957208>Svajda5ft9
>>154957223imagine your height starting with a 5
I’m horny
Fonseca coach just told him "ele ta morto" (Ruud's dead)
>>154955750Told you about the trap
>>154957242However
Choke
>>154957119Ask and you shall recieve
Tamabros...
Fonsecabros...
>the most dangerous leadOgre
Zverev is sleeping right now, comfortably on his pillow.
>>154957223Paolini tier
fonz in 4
Norwegian might
Ruud was playing better for a while
>*drags you into deep waters*
Fonseca knows he'll win it easily in the 5th set, he just want more air time.People in Brazil are just getting home after spending their Sunday outside, he wants them to be able to watch him live.
>>154957274womfy zverev :3
Ruud does what PCB couldn't
The winner of this vs Mensik will have spent 200 hours on court. Zverev like 5.
>>154957295>*drowns you*
>>154957304He's so much nicer than Jodar
Ruud would be up 2-1 if France wasn’t a technology adverse shithole
>Early breakRuud will recover
>exhausted winner of ruud - fonseca>corpse of mensik>svajda
>>154957351>Ruud would be up 2-1 if France wasn’t a technology adverse shitholeHow so?
>>154957343Jodar is a pedophobe
>>154957362he literally won the second set but human eyes missed the call
>>154953519:)
>>154957357He plays Jodar now, then Fonseca
>>154957331Fonseca really is the master dragger. Has this guy ever played a quick match with anybody? Even vs random shitters in round 1 of some 250 it's a battle of life and death
>>154957369>he literally won the second set but human eyes missed the callWhy wasn't that point replayed?I thought it was weird at the moment.
>>154957331good banter
>>154957357Even if he wins people will put an asterisk on it. He litteraly cannot win.
>>154957304They are gonna watch the Seleçao instead
>>154957381Jodar's also gassed bro. 5 sets vs fucking Duckworth, Pickelsen and finished PCB. Only reason he advanced today was that PCB's body gave up.
>>154957405>They are gonna watch the Seleçao insteadWC only starts in a month
>>154957405You overestimate how much faith we still have in our NT.
>>154957381oh right i forgot, not like it matters he's also dead
>>154957400* slam is still better than zero slams
The most dangerous lead
>>154957395they don’t use technology
Incoming bagel.
>>154957400you have to admit it's pretty insane how well the stars have aligned for him
>>154957414Brazil is playing the Powerhouse Panama as we speak
>>154957442>you have to admit it's pretty insane how well the stars have aligned for himHe'll lose to Fonseca.The stars have aligned for Aliassime.
Joel Fonzfils
>>154953123So who will be the Wawrinka/Murray “oh yeah that guy was alright too” player of the Sincaraz era? The winner of this French Open may determine the answer
More like Clownseca
>Bonzi>Machac >Halys>De Jong>teenager>teenager>Tiafoe
>>154957476it's a one off slam unless fonz/jodar/mensik wins it
>>154957476The winner of this will determine the Del Potro of this era
Chances my Niggabolli wins this thing?
>>154957476There will be no Sincaraz era. Alcaraz will be limpwristed for the rest of time, and Sinner will only win indoors since he's allergic to the sun.
I don't see Sinner/Alcaraz beating THIS Fonseca
>>154957514
>>154957508Probably the favourite in his half. Would be pigeonised by Zverev, might beat anyone else. But he could also easily job at any time to anyone.
>>154957514You don't have TVs in Brazil?
>>154957522Do you?
Gm, yay the match of the day is still going I can say I watched it :)
Oh lawd he slicin'
>>154957495He earned it
it over
>>154957357>Slamblocked by the big 3>Slamblocked by Sincaraz>About to be Slamblocked by Jodar or FonsecaWhy is he not giving up like Tsitsipas?
Too lazy to check if it's true but I think all of Zverev's losses this year were to Italians. Other than Charlie at AO.
Ruud knows it's over.That look... wasted countless chances this game
>>154957543Based on his career, sure. Either way you play the draw.
Dawg
>>154957554despite the choking he's a mental giant compared to tsitsipas
>>154957556Ruud has exactly one facial expression
>>154957555>Too lazy to check if it's true but I think all of Zverev's losses this year were to Italians. Other than Charlie at AO.He lost to a guy from Argentina as well.
>>154957555he lost to Hurkacz in the meme United cup, which counts as an official loss for some reason
>>154957554I've said this like twice already, but he should unironically call it quits if he can't win now. This isn't a golden opportunity. This is a platinum ultra lottery ticket chance. He needs to win this. To get closure for his chase. The stars aren't going to align like this again.
Sexo
Ogre
>brazilian baby starts crying>brazilian phone starts ringingRuud is fuming
JUST HOLD HOW BABY
serve the baby
I know it's over
We play until dawn! No interruptions. 5th set tiebreaker here we go.
Scandoid countries get triggered by the mere existence of a baby
>>154957659but still i cling
three time slam finalist casper ruud
y'all wanna see my bet slip for fonseca?
But it never ruudly began
>>154957683Yes.
Fonseca's gonna chokeCheck'em
>>154957683
It's C.Ruud to be Ruud in this day and age
You know what this is all meaningless because it’s clay
is fonseca fat? idk he looks like a lardass to me
>>154957712
>>154957712Why is Mensik so low?
>>154957723>Why is Mensik so low?No forehand.It will be utterly abused by Fonseca.
imagine all the rio de janiero teenagers making dbz edits of fonz right now
cam on João
>>154957723Fonseca then Zverev. Personally I think Felix is too low.
>>154957717>see flagYou look like a lardass to me
>>154957717just a fat face I think
>>154957742Brazilian dislike João becaus he's not a favelado, not even kidding
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/irenFTqv03E
>>154957774That sentiment is probably not going to last very long if he keeps going
I've never seen such a young slam champion!
>>154957774Was guga a common man?
>>154957822>Was guga a common man?>tennis player>common man
>>154957774He is just not marketable, there's a difference. People love Gabriel Medina (he is tanned).
>>154957774boludo making shit up
>>154957822Of course not, tennis players here always come out of rich families.
>>154957821Don’t post kids here anon I’ll have to talk to the moderator
>>154957836Thats mostly because he has no personality, once he matures a bit Im sure people will start liking him, even more so if he starts winning.
I am Brazilian
TICK TOCK SVAJDA
THE BOY FROM IPANEMA HAS DONE IT AGAIN
Fonseca is not even popular enough here to be disliked yetchanmonkeys will just make shit up to bait people
I’d stick my tongue up Fonseca’s ass
>>154957282told you we were chillin fonzchads
>>154957873Zverev can't beat this Fonseca.I'm not kidding btw.Zverev hopes lie on Mensik having a perfect Servebot day against Fonseca.
Jodar, Fonseca and Mensik are more impressive than the Zverev Pissipants generation
rune bros... it was supposed to be us
It's over for Sincaraz
This side of the draw is so stacked they might tire each other out and give Felix/Cobolli/Berrettini an easy final :/
>>154957897zverev doesn't need to do shit. just needs for mensik/fonz to fall over from all the hours on court
>>154957693>>154957700
>>154957822no but wasn't wealthy as João is. But he's from Florianópolis and has a German surname which is enough for Brazilian media to hate him. Random athletes like Daiane dos Santos (gymnastic) who never won anything have much more media than him. You need to have a certain profile to be famous on Brazil. Remember that skater nipo Brazilian guy that won silver medal in Paris? Nobody talks about him but the loser girl is always on tv.
>>154957774This is the kind of background a Brazilian tennis player comes from
>>154957910And it didn’t take long
>>154957910at least let this new gen make some slam finals first
this does admittedly seem like your classic case where the hyped as fuck guy who's had two strong wins in a row jobs in the next match to the unfancied, unflashy, unsexy, unpromising Mensik.
>>154957924>risk losing 200 bucks for one hundoI dont bet. This looks retarded.
>falling for the argentine liesFavelados don't know what tennis is to begin with.
>>154957928Is that not the rule everywhere else? I thought only f1 driver dads were richer than tennis dads.
>>154957955He won 300 plus his original 200 for 500 totalStill not great odds for that deep a stake
ngl I thought Fonseca would be out this round. His level is clearly better than ever before.This tournament became much more interesting.
Cobolli Svajda to start us off on Chatrier. Interesting choice by RG.
Remember like two years ago when we had to tolerate shite like Gaylor Gritz reaching slam finals and Nolefam tried to convince us that was a normal, healthy and unasterisked state of affairs
>Three of the last 8 are <= 20y/oOld man Zverev about to hand them a rude shock
>>15495797299% of Brazilians are favelados, maybe not financially speaking
>>154957946>this does admittedly seem like your classic case where the hyped as fuck guy who's had two strong wins in a row jobs in the next match to the unfancied, unflashy, unsexy, unpromising MensikDid you watch Mensik today?No FH.
>>154958000That can't be tru->tripsoh
>>154958015I know but he can get a lucky break or grind to TBs and the match can quickly slip away.
>>154958000>>154957926>>154957774Are you brazilian?Only a brazilian would know these things.
>>154958030>I know but he can get a lucky break or grind to TBs and the match can quickly slip awayMensik can win 3 - 0 with his serve only to be fair, but if has a not great serving day it's over for him.Even a good day is not enough.
>>154957993these post wimby clay tournos already start in may, what is going on with the tennis calendar
This is the timeline where Zverev goes all the way, and it's beautiful.
>>154957994kek true
>>154958042João is looking great on return.
>>154957994one of these >>154957993 getting a GS final ain't much better
>>154958071>João is looking great on returnYes, but Mensik is The Servebot, defeated Djokovic in a Masters Final with his serve onky.He can place the ball anywhere.
>>1549580941 has already been and 2 others are former SF
Fonseca was complaining backstage about doing the mandatory interview with french amazon prime kek
>>154958164based diva
>>154958131berettini is arguably one of the worst finalists ever, slipped right out of the top 10 in the year after and has stayed outside it sincefelix only came back into top 10 last year, fritz has held top 10 since 2022. He is still better than all of that top half on average
>>154958266Didn't he get fucked by injuries/covid shortly after 21/22?
bros how the fuck can we go from the matches today to the matches tomorrow
>>154958496if we collectively decide not to watch them it will be like they didn't happen
>>154958496By going to play tennis ourselves and seeing tomorrow as a rest day with RG resuming Tuesday again
>>154958628he's shitting himself
>>154958520There’s a court near me but I don’t know anyone who plays , I’ve genuinely almost walked up to people playing there asking if they want to play sometime
>>154958628This mfer needs to learn about shampoo and conditioner
>>154958391yes I think he did, unfortunate >>154958628should really shave that bumfluff off 2bh
I told myself I'd just take a quick nap before Fonseca started but ended up sleeping through it all, surprised to see he won though, and in 4 no lessAlso surprised Rublev managed to take it to 5, thought he'd get blown out much faster
>>154958675Thats literally how you meet people to play with. Yes. Do that.
>>154958794It was a great match. Ruud surprisingly had less in the tank. He looked really sick vs Safiullin so who knows how much that hurt him. The Tommy match was very physical as well.
I’m starting to think that if zverev gets over the finish line this tournament it may unlock him mentally and he could finish his career with 5-10 slams
>>154959086kek
>>154958496For me, it’s gooning to the first match on lenglen
>>154957926the media loves guga, what are u smoking
>>154958734>This mfer needs to learn about shampoo and conditioner>6ft6>Hunter Eyes>blue eyes>rich>famousHe can get away with it.
>>154959352bit gay, not that there's anything wrong with that
the fuck are hunter eyesguess we will migrate to that other thread when the time comes to transhumate to pastures new
>>154958734sir, he is European.
>>154959713>the fuck are hunter eyesFound the preyeyescel
Hungry eyes edition>>154953128>>154953128>>154953128
