>Lap:#8454>Countdown to Monaker Grand Pricks:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>154923600>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:220>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:230 (229 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 131 (+31)RUS: 88 (+8)LEC: 75 (+16)HAM: 72 (+21)NOR: 58 (+7)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 219 (+39)Ferrari: 147 (+37)McLaren Mercedes: 106 (+12)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 57 (+27)Alpine Mercedes: 35 (+12)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 303.38 (+78.45)NOR: 244.05 (+69.83)HAD: 225.65 (+50.86)>News:Title-focused Vowles has ‘zero doubt’ on keeping Sainz and AlbonMax Verstappen will “order a new back” for Monaco GP amid Red Bull ride woesWilliams prioritises Monaco spare parts after costly Alex Albon Canadian GP crashKimi Antonelli branded "generational talent" after dominant 2026 F1 startWolff confident of Russell’s resilience in face of championship gapMcLaren still bullish on F1 title hopes despite early season setbacks
a dutch flag is going to call this thread terrible
>>154963918>Max Verstappen will “order a new back” for Monaco GP amid Red Bull ride woesSomeone been riding his lately?
>>>/wsg/6162963>>>/wsg/6162963>>>/wsg/6162963
Edd, age 15.
>>154964009tell us how it went when you're done
Whoever posted that "thar the blows" pic of edd last thread, fuck you, i thought about that shit the entire time during lunch, i could barely enjoy the food
Good night lads
>>154964062you're welcome, sir
>>154963956god, he used to be so thin
>>154964111fuck you man, it still makes me giggle like a retard while its fucking disgusting when eatingalso checked
>>154963469>a catch-22No, anon. I described something that occurs regularly. NEVER signal when you don't plan to turn at the NEXT opportunity. This is vital.>Either I risk giving the driver behind me less time to notice that I'm about to turn and react by slowing downYou're seriously underestimating the driver behind you. No halfway decent driver will miss the car in front slowing down progressively. And if the driver behind you does, that makes any resulting crash entirely his fault.In no way do your doubts about the capability of the guy behind you give you the right to intentionally give false signals to everyone else on the road. Any accident that follows from you doing that will always be almost 100% your fault.>which he isn't supposed to do anywayYes, he absolutely is, in the situation I described. For the sake of traffic flow, you are expected to go on as soon as it's safe to do so. And when the guy on the main road turns right into the road you're comming from, you can absolutely tangentially turn right into the main road. No paths crossing with anyone, and the traffic behind the guy who turned will even have slowed down significantly.You really need to start thinking about the situations you are in, otherwise you are a danger to the people around you, and you'll never get your license.
>>154964111https://youtu.be/CZXLLMbJdZ4?is=Dg_zCbzsUkh-vtAz
>>154963918meh>>154963923it's meh
Why they bully him?
this thread deserves this slophttps://x.com/AIslop_/status/2061282824422900189
>>154964221he's the jamaica anon of F1
What do nordic zoomettes smell like in the summer?
death to m*rcedes as always
Edd Straws famous cookbook
>>154964262it's all fat fatted in fat?
>>154964221Norwood reaper bros...
do you think he is done yet >>154964009
>>154964291calm down
https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/james-vowles-reveals-williams-timeline-to-return-to-f1-championship-contention/10825745/Place your bets, /f1/, how many races left for our eternal opitimist?
guys I have been talking to Sophia, asked her to post here with us, she said she will happily come and post here if you guys stop being racist
>>154964262>>154964280I think average edd lunch is like this
>>154964280no it is quite dietary actually
>>154964353no mine munni mihuke siga sa oled täitsa no ma ei saa
>>154964165>No, anon.You can't just start a paragraph with a sentence fragment!>This is vital.And you certainly can't do it twice in the same post!>No halfway decent driver will miss the car in front slowing down progressively. And if the driver behind you does, that makes any resulting crash entirely his fault.Okay but by definition at roughly half the drivers on the road are sub-par, if we use the the Monty Hall problem as a basis we can eliminate driver number 1 (me) then that means I'm left with a 66% chance of the remaining 2 drivers being sub-par!>Any accident that follows from you doing that will always be almost 100% your fault.This country has no fault insurance so that point is null and void.>Yes, he absolutely is, in the situation I described.Absolutely not, the traffic guidelines we were taught with were unambiguous about this point.It wasn't 'when you can go' it was always when it was clear.>And when the guy on the main road turns right into the road you're comming from, you can absolutely tangentially turn right into the main road.He would be turning left if he's in the advanced lane and going to the same road I was in this hypothetical.>No paths crossing with anyoneAnd this bit isn't true either, you're supposed to enter the nearest lane but many cars and drivers struggle to do this and will instead slide into the outer lane or at least the middle lane which is why they say to wait until the coast is clear, and that point goes entirely out the window of the road you're both turning onto is a single lane.>You really need to start thinking about the situations you are in, otherwise you are a danger to the people around you, and you'll never get your license.Incorrect, as of today I have an immaculate driving record for the >10 years I've had my license with not even so much as a speeding ticket.>>154964353mirin' that plate
>>154964353>long ass rice grainsI hate this typa rice, its always dry
>>154964389True, jasmine rice is fucking trash. Thai niggas should have kept that shit.F1 related because Albon is Thainese.
>>154964412Jasmine is hot tho
My dad told me for years how Schumi's careeer would end in bad accident, should I ask his opinion on current F1?
>>154964512Is your dad a ski instructor?
>>154964353rice AND potatoes?that's crazy!
>>154964378>You can't just start a paragraph with a sentence fragment!"No" is not a fragment of anything. It means you're wrong. In this specific case, it means you're wrong about it being a "catch-22".>And you certainly can't do it twice in the same post!Are you trying to bullshit me or something?>by definition at roughly half the drivers on the road are sub-parIf they all think like you do and don't care for what's happening, yeah, sure. In my experience the overwhelming majority of drivers are extremely competent. Then again, German drivers have that stereo type of being extremely rule-oriented.>This country has no fault insuranceThen how does insurance work where you are?>the traffic guidelines we were taught with were unambiguous about this point.Then you were taught wrong. You are not supposed to wait until you cannot see any incoming traffic to the horizon. You're supposed to evaluate distance and speed of the incoming traffic to determine whether or not joining a road is possibly without causing any inconvenience.This is true for any kind of intersection. Without signage, priority roads, stop signs and even property exists (like joining from a parking lot or your garage). The only thing that can override this is a stop light, and that one comes with its very own ruleset anyway.>He would be turning leftWhy couldn't he be turning right? I don't see anything in your drawing that would prohibit that.Besides, the problem still applies if he turns left. If you signal that you want to turn right, and there's no incoming traffic from the other end of your road or his, he can turn right or left or not at all, given that you signalled that you wouldn't cross his path and also slow the traffic behind you.>many cars and drivers struggle to do thisAgain, not in my experience.>as of today I have an immaculate driving record for the >10 years I've had my licenseThat's a surprise, given that you still cannot see why your driving was correct then.
why is everyone writing novels in our beloved thread
and this is edd's dessert. every eddible thing in the pic is getting gnarled down in a single sitting.
pov: the guy across the intersection signaled wrong
mind you that edd is not obese. obese is normal compared to edd. edd straw is monstrously obese.
>>154964684>every eddible thing in the picI assume that includes the table and the the rack?
>>154964647the same reason Filipinos put sugar on spaghetti and eat blood dishes. tradition.
not sure I disagree with this too much, outside of max having a criminally low awareness which doesn't seem to change
>>154964749Nico needs 3 more poiints desu
>>154964221It reached a point where he can't hide it no matter what he does
>>154964749>hulk>exp: 88
>>154964747bretty based then
>>154964684Those facturas look really tasty
>>154964749>shitter in a top car: 94>shitter in a shit car: 68Yeah, makes total sense.
cheering only for le clerk every season simple as
>>154964781> bretty
>>154964557Nope, but thanks for the keks.
>>154964749>bearman below ocon (lol)and colapinto is not worse than lance
>>154964749ratings are dumb, tier list is always the way to go> Everyone knows its Max then Charles then like probably 10 other interchangeable drivers then the shit tiersWhat matters most is the definition of "professional"> do they perform at a high level consistently?programmer, nurse, construction worker, teacher. athlete. all should be evaluated on that 1 question
>>154964863
>>154964749>Lawson is closer to Kimi than Kimi is to Maxfeels weird in 2026
>>154964749Absolute dog shit
>>154964874is he just choosing not to win races this season thenas a protest against the regs
>>154964931Seething because of butt paint's rating.
>>154964684>2>2.75is it in £?bloody expensive mate
>>154964934He might be trying to get out of his Red Bull contract like Vettel did.
>>154964949>is it in £?No idea. What's the current exchange rate from pound to kilogram?
>>154964934Season ain't over+Kelly is sapping his life force+Penelope is sapping his life force+Lily is sapping his life force+Nurburgring is sapping his life force
>>154964860stroll is a top 5 driver
>>154964934>"is he just choosing not to win"Yea, probably. He'd likely already given up on winning anything of any real importance this season, and unless the red bull car improves I doubt he's going to worry too much about it. Especially with the chance that next year won't be any better.He's doing an Alonso and just chilling.
>>154964749>kwablonso higher than the guy he got shit on by
>>154964749>Kimi's 70 EXP vs Lindblad's 32
How are (You) going to react when sir hamilwog qualifies on pole?
>>154964749why does lindblad only have 32 exp lmao
>>154965632>Experience (EXP): More races equals a higher score. Rookies can be expected to have a lower experience score as the number of F1 races and finishing positions have a bigger impact.
>>154964353corr
>>154964749>max having a criminally low awareness?
>>154965809Most of these he was aware thoughbeit
>>154965809all done on purpose btw
>>154965809Whenever I think of the times hammy was bullied I feel bad and then I just rewatch this and feel much better
>>154964749>max having a criminally low awareness which doesn't seem to change>Awareness (AWA): Awareness rewards drivers who avoid the stewards' room. Penalty severity has a greater impact on how Awareness is adjusted.How is it criminally low? He racks up penalty points all the time.
>>154964749>Norris and Russlel have more racecraft than Chuck
>>154964863Charles is overrated.
>>1549659120 penalty points btw
>>154965912he is currently on 0 penalty points
>>154965916So should Kimi.
i don't care about some dumb game ratings
>it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HerLbGekbIs
>>154964255Like milk and coins
>>154965933Why is Oliver Bearman so violent
>>154965942
>>154964749>releases on Wednesday>no raw gameplay What are they hiding?
>>154966007Brings a tear to one's eye>>154966042They released raw gameplay footage of it last year.
>>154965684I'm more worried that not a single one of them has reached enough EXP points for a level up.
>>154966064I meant the DLC
>>154966191
>>154966037brat
>>154965608This still feels like something out of a 2021 shitpost about what 2026 will be like. It's almost as silly as "Alonso joins Aston Martin, then Newey also joins the team. Then the team switches to Honda engines. The result is Mclaren-Honda 2.0"
I hate when people make this mistake.
Over status? He's literally just 2 years older than me. How the fuck are things this bad man.
>>154966370That's the thing I love about F1. Stuff happens all the time that would have been unthinkable 5 years before or even less.
>>154966576>Exprac AwapacSounds a bit like pig latin, doesn't it?
>here is your 1000th gp livery saar
>>154966646Isn't it great when you print the number 1000 on your car to celebrate and it's harder to make out than literally any of the sponsors?
2 retards fight
>>154966590
why are f1 drivers not having offsprings
>>154966775the premise of your question is false
>>154966775do you know how expensive children are?
>>154966786shop around, you can get good prices
its coming home
>>154966798That type of market only exists in Birmingham and countries ending in -istan
>>154966893
>>154966798
>>154966786don't think that's a big concern when you're making multiple millions per year
>>154964874He could not even win in a race winning car
>>154965608i thought its impossible for triple a list celebrities to go outside without being swarmed by fans and papparazzi?
>>154966370the real world is infinitely more gay than even your worst imaginations. Think about the worst thing your grandpa could have thought off when he was your age, now think about what youre dealing with right now. And then think about what our children will have to deal with
>>154964056Oh it was fantastic! Then I fell asleep.
>changed the thumbnail from the that had didn't have his not-so chiseled side profileHeh, he's actually self-aware... Mild raughs.
>>154967273>*from the one that had his not-so chiseled side profile
>>154967273The title changed like 3 times too, it's just marketing figuring things out fren
>>154967112>Think about the worst thing your grandpa could have thought off when he was your age,>tf
>>154967316God, that fucking image of hammond always make me giggle like a retardis there a reason why /effjuan/ has the best reaction images?
>>154967112>the worst thing your grandpa could have thought offYou mean like ... a nuclear war? You know, the thing that threatened to end human civilization, if not human life, from approximately 1950 to 1990?
>>154966612Sounds like spells in Harry Potter. Or my farts.
>>154967380how fucking young are you?Either way, better to die standing in a blaze of nuclear glory than living on your knees in a world where fucking hamilton has more achievements than schumi
>>154967295>>154967273You niggas didn't know about YouTube now giving A/B testing options to literally all their users?This is just the algo trying to get you to click a video that it thought you would watch but saw you avoided before.
>>154964128i had one of him farting in front of lewis hamilton as he covered his nose but i can't find it
>>154967526>>154964128
>>154967471>how fucking young are you?The first nuclear tests were before the end of WW2, he doesn't really need to be that young for that to be the sort of thing his grandfather would have worried about at his age.
>>154967549edd straw? more like blacked raw
>>154967590wow ok, that's huh... wow
>>154967471>how fucking youngDude, your age doesn't fucking matter for "when your grandfather was as old as you are now". It'll always be exactly two generations ago. Of course, generations differ from family to family, i.e. when your granparents had your parents, and when your parents had you. Assuming that was 18 in both cases (a low estimate), that would mean we're talking about 1990 (2026 - 2*18). End of the cold war. And assuming a relatively high estimate of 35, that means 1956 (2026 - 2*35), close to the start of the cold war. I assure you that no matter how old you are, it's likely that your grandfather being your current age most likely falls somewhere in that range. Or did your parents have you when they were 60 or something?
>>154967550>he doesn't really need to be that young for that to be the sort of thing his grandfather would have worried about at his age.See >>154967638.Age has nothing to do with it. If I was one year old, my gradfather would have been 1 year old x years ago. If I was 80 years old, my grandfather would have been 80 years old, guess what, also x years ago.
>>154967549gracias
>>154967513>Youtube algorithm so shit that Google encourages you to clickbait
>>154967513>You niggas didn't know about YouTube now giving A/B testing options to literally all their users?>it's just marketing figuring things out frensame meaning fren
i dislike this thread
he only dislikes this thread because he couldn't create it in time. it's okay, maybe NEXT thread
>>154967895I knew >>154963923
>>154967906i dislike it because there's too much retardation and i almost went along with itand you're making it worse by not responding like you would normally and making yourself look like a complete schizoso next time, instead of> he only dislikes this thread because he couldn't create it in time. it's okay, maybe NEXT threaddo something like>>>154967895>you only dislikes this thread because you couldn't create it in time. it's okay, maybe NEXT thread>>154967930different reason my love
george is the biggest whore posted here, somehow
>>154967550noone but like 1000 people knew about nukes before the end of ww2 in the entire world, and even after the end not everyone knew about it>>154967638or you could just be an older dude yourself?
>>154967930>>154967967TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>154967273>britbong thinks Max is sitting there managing his youtube channelBig channels use multiple thumbnails and titles and youtube picks whichever one has the highest click-through rate for them, techlet.
well?
>>154968182of course
>>154967982>or you could just be an older dude yourself?No, you fucking moron. Again: Your age does not matter. Because it's the same age your grandfather was. Here, let me give you an example:A was born in 1920.A's son B was born when A was 30. In 1950.B's son C (A's grandson) was born when B was 20, in 1970.Today, C is 56 years old.His grandfather A was 56 years old in 1976.Now, watch this "magic trick", with much younger protagonists:D was born in 1970.D's son E was born when D was 30. In 2000.E's son F (D's grandson) was born when E was 20, in 2020.Today, F is 6 years old.His grandfather D was 6 years old in 1976.Now tell me, how come that some guy born in 1970 and some guy born in 2020, 50 years apart, think of the same year when they hear "when your grandfather was as old as you"?Hint: It has nothing to do with their ages. It's about the difference between when they were born and when their grandfather was born.Also, since you called me (at 38) "fucking young" for arriving in the cold war years with my grandfathers (one born in 1920 and the other in 1937), I dare you to tell us where you land. How old are you, and when were your grandfathers born? What years would they have been as old as you are now. For me, the answer is 1958 and 1975, respectively.
be less german, germans
>>154968227i am 60 years old you dumbass nigga. not my fault everyone on this website is so young
>>154968252>i am 60 years oldOkay. Now tell me what years your grandfathers were born. I'll do all the calculations for you.You'll be surprised about the result.
i think this means the austrian wonhave a sainz picture ollie liked a couple of weeks ago
>>154968268Fuck off with your gay shit.
what are we even doing here
>>154968283no u! homo!
>>154968268>>154968182Unprecedented levels of zest coming from bearboiussy.
>>154968267im not telling you everything. The fact that anons on this website now know not just my home country, but also my age annoys me now. For all I know I could have some obsessive stalker like that one retard who used to catalogue every single poster made by some anon until his parents forced him to go to therapy or some shiteither way, im done arguing. I know how gay jannies can be and i dont wanna catch a ban during race week
>>154967951calm down
>>154968303i'm calm, and just disappointed
this is a ford inline 6 with transmissionit just washed upwill you?
>>154968252I hope you're not lying, that would make me not the oldest browser on /f1/ or /sp/ in general.t. born in 1968
>>154968302>im not telling you everything.So you did the calculations, I see. I hope you can see reason now. Because unless they were born in the 1880, which would in turn mean they were over 40 when they had your parents, and your parents were over 40 when they had you, there's no way they'd have been your current age (60) any time before 1950.
>>1549666360001?
>german car industryhaha
>>154968331>fordno, fords suck and they break a lot, but a lot less than fiats to be fair. now if it was a toyota engine + transmission, then yes. everything in toyotas are bullet proof.
>>154968343as i said, im not saying more. Maybe thats the case, maybe not. Either way, im done arguing, and id recommend the same to you
>ITT is full of uncsI gotta get out of here fr
>>154968373bitch you're over 50
>>154966775>time and money wasting burdens
>>154968252>>154968335grandaddies...
>>154968335>58 years old>STILL poastin on 4chin(you) failed your life boomer
>>154968383calm down
>>154968391Blueballing him after all this age play does seem a bit unfairBesides, gasly, Max, and antonelli demonstrated that those types of relationships are f1 material
>>154968391
>>154968284thumb looks like hes grumpily eating choco ice cream
>>154968331if that one of those flathead engines from 1800s it will probably start if you put some oil in it n crank it a bit. wont pass emissions tho.
>>154968388>wasting your youth on taiwanese basketweaving forumsgo outside, kiddo.
kwab
>>154968182can't spell olliebearman without "liebe"
>>154968795whats the difference?
>>1549688621
>>154968795is this like how the 2nd millenium actually started in 1.1.1999?
>>154968862>>154968896Monaco is either the 999th or 1004th GP depending on how you count them
>>154968866
yuki tsunoda
>>154969052Can't post that on a blue bord, mate.
GUISE! GUISE!MCLAREN SSSSPESSSHHHULLLLLLLL LIVERY FOR MONACO!ZOMG! WOWEE!I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT!BAZINGA!
>>154968896The 2nd millennium started on 01-01-2001.
/f1/ is a treasure trove bitch ass and mark trick ass busters masquerading as faggot chasers and tradfags
monaco will be kino
>>154969600Are you Y2K compliant?
>>154969842This is going to be the most boring Monaco grand prix ever.
>>154969535>anti fascism is badi wanna see anyone with a working brain trying to defend what is essentially mindless obedience to the state where you have a list of things you "can do" vs. "cant do"f1 related because fascism was born on the shores of mediterranean, which is where monaco is also located
>>154969936fasces are bundles of sticks also known as a faggotf1 because of ralf schumacher's fake gay wedding tv series
>>154969849thats from sailor moon right?
>>154969936>i wanna see anyone with a working brain trying to defend what is essentially mindless obedience to the state where you have a list of things you "can do" vs. "cant do"you say that like thats not currently the case, and has been the case for every possible state of governance across all of human history
>>154969863it will be the best monaco GP ever
>>154970078I know you're trolling but, Future GPX Cyber Formula, actually.
>>154970116wasnt trolling, i distinctly remember browsing a sailor moon thread on /a/ and seeing a webm of usagi or someone else watching f1(or something similar to it)
>>154970102>oh boy! 5,209 artificial, meaningless passes!>oh boy! superclipping!This is going to be nothing but slurp at a level even Ralf would call "gay."
>>154970126Oh, apologies then.That doesn't surprise me. I don't recall that scene, but Sailor Moon was produced right at the time when interest in F1 in Japan was at its peak. Even Toriyama did F1 Dragon Ball illustrations.
>>154970136passes? in eff juan? in monaco? in the good ol '26?its gonna be KWABkino
>>154970089>you say that like thats not currently the casedon't be stupid on purpose. yes, there is a trend where modern, usually americans, who don't bother learning history, instead compare current day politics to different realities of the past and, after skimming the AI summary definition of the topic, come to the conclusion that their state is indeed comparable to their imagined historical parallel.
>>154970155senna was quite popular in japan, no?>>154970164nigga, for all of human history, if you insulted the king in some way, youd be thrown into some hole and left there until you starved to death. First it was might makes right tribalism, then it was monarchy, after that it was autheritarianism, then fascism, and now we have a faux "democracy" where you get jailed for social media posts
>>154970160True. The "race" is going to be over after Sainte-Dévote.
>>154970184>senna was quite popular in japan, no?Very much. There was even a special Senna history special on Laserdisc. No other driver got that.
>>154970184>if you insulted the king in some way, youd be thrown into some hole and left there until you starved to deathmaybe in some barbaric god emperor societies where people also ate and sacrificed their fellow men, but in typical european monarchies not really. the act of lambasting incompetent kings was part of normal society and many a king gained disparaging epithets for being incompetent rulers. such as "the idle" or "fat", etc.
Let's watch some comfy kino:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jhJeNYNs8A
>>154967295YouTube does AB testing now.I can pick from 3 different titles and after a week or so, YouTube will tell me what title reauited with the most views.It's pretty useful.I've had some titles change the results +10%I think they will be doing AB testing on thumbnails soon as well
>>154970239yeah, by nobles and the clergy. If some random bumfuck village farmer insulted the king in front of his vassals(or his vassals vassals), hed be fucked. Which constitutes like 99% of the population at the time.Either way, the thread shouldnt be derailed again, so im going to bed now
>>154969936>>154970164>mindless obedience to the state where you have a list of things you "can do" vs. "cant do"So just all states then?There's no 'moral' reason, let alone a 'good' one why software piracy or even the circumvention of drm for personal use is against the law yet laws like that exist in virtually all states world wide, and there are probably dozens more laws like that.
>>154970340>If some random bumfuck village farmer insulted the king in front of his vassals(or his vassals vassals)... nothing would happen. or at most, he'd get put in a pillory. most monarchs, especially early/high middle ages, were in charge of a very small kingdom and it was in their best interest to keep their tax paying pouplation who also fought the monarch's wars happy and the best way to do this is to not go around executing farmers for speaking against the king, especially if that king is already unpopular. that's how you get rebellion, and rebellions are expensive.
>>154970414>nothing would happen.Hilarious stuff coming from the guy defending anti-fascism just a few posts ago.I'm sure all those stories about slave masters being cruel were all just satire as well.
>>154970414This nigga thinks everyone was a court jester.
>>154970570what does this post have to do with any of my post
>>154970302I'm pretty sure thumbnails is already a thing, I've seen the same video have three different ones in the span of about two hours
why is there always a butthurt finn arguing about the most irrelevant subject matter in /f1/? Is it the same anon as always?
>>154970302>I can pick from 3 different titles and after a week or so, YouTube will tell me what title reauited with the most views.>It's pretty useful.>I've had some titles change the results +10%show us your channel
>>154970302>I think they will be doing AB testing on thumbnails soon as wellThey already are, forgotten weapons put out a video a few weeks back showing the results of them trying it out.
>rally stage in jamaica >singlar awkward looking non black in the backgroundHOLY FUCKING SHIT JAMROCK WAS FINALLY SPOTTED OUT IN THE WILD
>>154971077it's not a finn, he just knows people won't filter that flag
>>154970340>>154970414/his/ lesson, vassals were the subordinates; bumfuck village farmers didnt have any vassalssuzerain was the man with bossority
>>154971189thats a rally driver, he wears racing suit and there is rally car stationary in the background
>>154964749>the bottom fourThe Mount Rushmore of F1 Jobbers
>>154965897He only knows how to drive in 1st place.
>>154965933>LET'S GO OLLIE!*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAPCLAPCLAP*>LET'S GO OLLIE!*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAPCLAPCLAP*>LET'S GO OLLIE!*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAPCLAPCLAP*>LET'S GO OLLIE!*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAPCLAPCLAP*
Name one reason you're looking forward to Monaco.
>>154972080Unfortunately I don't know her name.
>>154972080I just like background noise while I'm playing videogames
>>154972083Monaco grills sexo
>>154968335Unc ts lowkey pmo on sahur. The two races during the month I was born were won by Montoya and Räikkönen
>>154972080Erm.. For the Racing.. DUH...Smh..
>>154968896>>154969600The 2nd millennium ended at the end of 31/12/2000 and the 3rd millennium started on 1/1/2001.
championship leader btw
>>154963918have>wediscussed this yet?
>>154972080
>>154972246already posted, we have (i dont know im lying)
>>1549722541. I did not know Lana Del Rey had grown to such proportions2. What's the Monaco connection?
>>154972384she is rich. monaco is for the rich. I thought that was obvious. also she wore a scuderia ferrari jacket
>>154972254>ciggiesdropped
>>154972419she's for the grandpas ITT
>>154972254>ciggiessovl
>>154972254she married a chud... ;-;
>>154972502
>>154966775>why are f1 drivers not having offsprings>Max creampied the daughter of f1 champion nelson piquet>sHAMfaggot>Kwabdoraging homosexual>Nandojust got a kid>hulk1 kid>Poorezlazy spic that only knows how to fuck, 4 kids>BottASSle quirk chungus that will die as a catdad>sharlcucked by ferrari, cucked by his girlfriend, dogdad>all the other shitterseveryone under 25 gets a pass
>>154972419one of the most home of sexual posts i've ever seen on /f1/
>ralf schumacher married his twink playtoyyjk ralf got absolutely anally reamed out and piped after the ceremony
>>154972618ralf isn't the bottom
>>154972630Ralf is definitely the bottom. Imagine the stench of gaped ass his engineers had to put up with.
>>154972646truly grim stuff. his blown out anus must have cost him at least a tenth or two a lap
>>154972661Is a gaped anus equivalent to loose bodywork on a Formula 1 car? And just who is doing these studies?
>>154972666i think the discomfort from driving with a gaped anus must have led to the loss of pace. additionally he was probably distracted thinking about how he was getting piped by multiple gay twinks just hours before lights out, which would also lead to slower lap times.
>>154972666>box box, prolapsed anus
>>154972646you look at this guy and think he tops?
but then maybe they both get topped by this tranny
my man ralf is currently swiping his credit card at the bull pin if you catch my drift. How come you aren't married to the love of your life /f1/?
>>154972716ralf has a much smaller head and smaller handshe's the woman in the ralationship
>>154972753>>154972723oh ok maybe it was just perspective
>>154972680>discomfort from driving with a gaped anusthats what the racing buttplug is for, nullifies any time loss
ah, switzerland is back
>>154972728because i am an unlovable loser incel chud freak
>>154972777That's the spirit
>>154972777have you tried not being like that
>>154972768he had a large black dildo welded to his cockpit seat, thus literally making it a cock pit. As he went to sit in the car for the quali, race, or practice, he would by necessity have to have the dildo inserted into his anus. the added weight of the dildo as well as the distracting nature of having one up his ass would inevitably lead to pace loss.
>>154972777I would love you if you could be as poetic as this >>154972792
>>154964389>>154964412Guys don't be so ricest please.
>here is your kick sau- i mean asston lego set saar
>>154972801Yes sir Mr. Rice President
do you think any of the drivers are currently gooning to obscure monegasque scat porn since its monaco race week?
>>154972859not sure it actually exists
>>154972867You're not allowed to publish the sort of stuff the Monegasque get up to on the internet.
>>154972799first Ralf Schumacher, now Ralf Aron...
>>154972792>the distracting nature of having one up his asst. never had a buttplug in his assyour lack of experience shows
>>154972908i am not talking about a little butt plug. i am talking about a 25cm, veiny, girthy, vibrating rubber black dildo stuffed up ralf schumacher's devastated anus
lollmao
nasty
>>154972952>tone policingYou really are a chud.
monegasques are essentially white saudis
>>154972957it was a compliment tho
>>154972960Except they eat the children instead of marry them.>>154972961What hookup app can I find a mouth like that RIGHT now?
>>154972938colapinto-sissies...our response???
>>154972630Ralf bottoms from the top
>>154972932he never used that
>>154972792wonderful
out of the ralf
>>154973038nice poofreading
>>154972980see >>154964931
>>154970414rebellions were made by nobles, not farmers
>>154973071Both england and the HRE have records of large peasant rebellions.
>>154973094yeah because of famines n shit, not because they "lived under fascism"
>>154973163>moving the goalpostjust give up
>>154972572don't care much for fags, simple as
>>154972932Oh well that's a different kettle of dildos
gimi
>>154973220you bumass nigga, you argued about fascism in the first place
everyone calm down
>>154973873stop egging them on, mon
>>154973736you're the one who brought up medieval societies practicing fascism when the first thing i said was too many dumb people watch national geographic and AI summaries and start making dumb comparisons between historic societies and modern life
>>154974021>you cant compare thing from the present with thing from the past despite them being very similar>why?>BECAUSE UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS JUST LIKE THAT; STOP ITnigger, hitler killed you for making fun of him, and the king killed you for making fun of him. All those "rebellions" were made because of shit like famines or other nobles wanting more power, not because of the farmers being hecking based anti fascists. Yes, there are differences in historic societies and modern life, but they arent completely different with no overlap whatsoever
>>154974055>despite them being very similarthis is the problem with watching national geographic, AI generated docs on youtube. no. fascism wasn't the same as serfdom. and secondly, no, peasant rebellions happened because of disconent with rule. for example mistreatment of peasants lead to the precedent for several historic peasant revolts. you are making the womanbrained mistake of assuming that causality is the result of a single action, and that revolts MUST happen due to a singular reason, which would get you laughed out of a classroom.
>>154974120what the fuck is your obession with natgeo and ai youtube docs? I have that knowledge from university dumbass, i literally studied it. These "peasent" revolts were either brutally put down or they were done not because they wanted to beat heckin fascism like you think, they were done because of famines, religious conflicts, etc. Either way, yes, its almost never just one reason, but its almost always several reasons with one that is the most important above the others. Iraq with the oil, ww2 with beating your rival, us independance with taxes, etc. With the amount youre talking about natgeo and ai docs, i think youre massively projecting, and thats where YOU actually got your "knowledge" from
>>154964353>string yellow rice>not standard white riceSad!
>>154968335There was one guy who claimed to be born in 1958, "same week as Michael Jackson". Posted a picture of his wrinkled ass hands back in like 2018 on a golfing thread saying that "60 isn't so bad".
>>154974163because your initial argument was that monarchs would have their retinue stalk the streets of bumfuck peasant village #251 like gestapo looking for anyone disparaging obergruppenführer sigismund and that monarchs terrorizing the peasantry was actually normal and i can only surmise you have that idea from watching AI generated "why dark ages was SO SCARY for normal people!!11 (arrow pointing to torture device" slop. >not because they wanted to beat heckin fascism like you thinkjust stop lol, you are the one who brought up medieval societies somehow practicing mass mobilization via nationalism, one party rule, state controlled economies and eugenics programs. what you aren't getting is that peasant revolts were the result of compounding problems in the society, and you definitely would get unrest if the king was terrorizing the hypothetical village where poor fucking farmer bob said "the king is shit, actually" while already struggling to feed his family. also last reply, i'd rather post about vrooms at this point.
>>154974230i never said the king would send out gestapo to the peasents, i said that if some vassal overheard you, youd be fucked. And obviously they never practiced eugenics, nationalism, state controlled economics n shit, that shit hasnt even been invented at that point. If it had been, it would have 100% been used. Either way, you constantly misinterpret what im saying, and i can only assume you do so in bad faith after several posts already.
>>154974163>people are actually and unironically watching ai documentaries or stories with esl-tier dialogue to bootgrim and dire
>>154973873I'm just getting started, hon
>>154973873*rips fart*that was just the evil spirit haunting me, he's been released
>>154974258see >>154974163>With the amount youre talking about natgeo and ai docs, i think youre massively projecting, and thats where YOU actually got your "knowledge" from
>>154974301oh i apologise, i saw natgeo ai docs and immediately thought of those waves of ai content farm slop by pajeets. i just know some grandparent out there is watching them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5vED9DWKA0
>>154974332I wonder what technological horror will be developed in the future where us younger people will be the victims. First it was phone scammers, then email scammers, now ai scammers, next one will probably be a biorobot lol
next scam is a woman i've become infatuated with telling me she loves me and making me the happiest i've ever been in my life and i start fantasising about our blissful future together and the children we'll have and the home we'll share and then she ghosts me
>>154974367This may be a stretch, but humans will have chips embedded into their brains (not us non-normies) and they will have to deal with non stop popup windows that will redirect you to either a scam/phishing website or a virus which will be more than just a burden. Someone hacks your brain and you can't think rationally. Want to remove the chip? You can't. The damage is already done. IDK I'm trying to come up with some terrifying ungodly prediction about the future of the human race.People will be stupid enough to get something like that inserted into their head.
sexbots that are actually murderdrones
murderdrones that are actually rapebots
bottles of ketchup that are actually mclaren spies
>>154974411this but she skips the part where she says she loves me
>Williams team principal James Vowles has revealed a long-term plan for the Grove-based outfit's return to the front of the grid, targeting 2030 as the year the squad expects to be operating at a championship-winning level.https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/james-vowles-reveals-williams-timeline-to-return-to-f1-championship-contention/10825745/
>>1549746304 more years, trust the plan
>>154974630Fernando Alonso will fall for this scam
>>154974411this, but she also holds me to unfair standards that she can barely meet herself and accuses me of using her
>>154974630NEW 100 RACE PLAN JUST DROPPED
>>154974252>i said that if some vassal overheard you, youd be fuckedsee >>154971884>i literally studied it
>>154974361moet hij weten
>>154974630in 2030 if they havent gone bankrupt they are caddy bottas tier meme retards running +2 laps down the leaders and posting zoomer brainrot memes with their drivers with their operations being funded by social media engagement
>swiss gooner anal poster>german chastity anon>austrian who locked his daughter in a rape dungeonour german speaking posters are a very interesting bunch
>>154974697desu I feel like as long as they get a merc engine they won't shit the bed completely but its not looking good
>>154974411kek, what a kwab
>>154974703are we any better though
>>154974724i am just informing you that i think that cage anons posts were much more creative and interesting than yoursbut you have potentialyou can keep improving
>>154974730no we are notbut we can blame them germans for this too
Max can still win
>>154975146manlet bros, there's got to be a better way to dress
>>154975194you can try high heelsthongs and fishnetsmaybe lipstick
>>154975216boomer tier desu
>>154975234the average age on /f1/ is 47
>>154975146>hellow fellow kids
>>154975461I'm 58.
>>154975573hi 58
>>154975580OH FUNNY GUY HERE HUH
>>154975602that reminds me, gandalfteeny was only 37 when the superanus began filming
>>154975627and how old was he when he died of fat?
>>15497568058
>>154975695doubt it
>>154975680>>15497569551 thoughbeit, during a trip to Italy
james cuckittini
>>154974703i feel like we had several opportunities during history to do something about the german problem, but clearly we didn't do enoughon behalf of all the historical european powers, sorry, we failed the world
>>154975729why do you wops in new jersey and new york age super fast? you're like 36 or 40 years old but you look like you're like 57.
new f2 and f3 logo
>>154975779this is extremely sexy
>>154975779this is extremely ugly
just stop being fat, bald or old, thanks.
>>154975779absolutely earth-shattering changes
>>154975779this is extremely mid
>>154975779joycon ass logos
>>154975779>f3 still redtards
>>154975826>redm8...
>>154975846i know>orangethe point is that it should be greenf1 already is red enough
>>154975743you did what you couldthe world failed France
barely any differencebut have some marketing by some happy people>His Excellency Mohammed Ben Sulayem, President of the FIA, said: “FIA Formula 2 and FIA Formula 3 are fundamental pillars of our global single-seater pathway, nurturing the talent that will shape the future of Formula 1 and world motorsport. These new visual identities modernise both championships while reinforcing their important place within the FIA pyramid and their connection to the pinnacle of our sport.">>St*fano D*menicali, President & CEO of Formula 1, said: “Formula 2 and Formula 3 are a critical part of our sport, providing the training and framework for drivers to reach Formula 1. It is important that it is clear to fans how the pyramid operates and having a clean, modern visual identity that complements F1 helps to deliver that. I would like to thank FIA President, His Excellency Mohammed Ben-Sulayem, and F2 and F3 CEO, Bruno Michel, for their collaboration and commitment to building our sport together in such a clear and recognisable way.”>>Bruno Michel, FIA Formula 2 & FIA Formula 3 CEO, said: “I am delighted to unveil our new F2 and F3 logos, which have been developed in close collaboration with Formula 1 and the FIA. Our aim was to better visually convey the journey towards Formula 1 through the elite motorsport pyramid. Blue has always been F2’s colour and is well recognised by its fans, and for F3, we’ve taken the opportunity to inject a brand-new, vibrant and dynamic orange into the logo, which we believe the fans will love.”
I love the f3 being orangeit's so vibrant and dynamic
>>154975930does it also convey the journey towards formula 1 through the elite motorsport pyramid well ya think?
for me, it’s Tor’s Cabinet of Curiosities
>>154975868they fucked up btw:>Formula 1Formula 1™>Formula 1Formula 1™>Formula 1Formula 1™>F1F1™>Formula 1Formula 1™>Formula 1Formula 1™
VROOOOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOM VROOOOOOOOOM *ding*
>>154975998porsche superbus
>>154976005VROOM VROOM
>>154964111Holy shit that's funny. I'm at work too and giggle like a little girl.Thanks, anon matey, arrrr
>>154976008this >>152526034 question remains unanswered
My heart is filled with nothing but hatred
>>154976100I think there should probably be some blood in there
>>154976100you sure it's not cancer? better get that checked out...
narg
it's "race" week
Jensen butthole
>>154976251ur gay
>>154976100My heart is filled with pure racism. That's how much i love racing
>>154976334I already knew that.
>>154976334no he is from belgium
i read a summary of a reddit of a clickbait of a video of a james vowles saying albon hitting the chipmunk cost them so much that that's why they won't be able to win anything this year
>>154976729>i read a summary of a reddit of a clickbait of a video
>>154976735wtf, im checking this shit out
>>154976448It's the same thing
>>154976799it's truegemini told me
>>154976870gemini told oscar to give up the position why would you trust it?
>>154976890i'm a lando fan
Jensen wang
>>154976914Weird
I'm a fan of toilets
I'm a fan of Freddie Mercury and QueenI'm a fan of my mahm, she's got my backI'm a fan of chamomile tea
>>154976729I'm tired of that chinless freak and his lies.
>>154976800>its realhttps://www.tiktok.com/@kai.36.graz/video/7646755837939125506
I'm a fan of pozfags
>>154977002Tell me more about it
>>154977093he has no fucking clue what's going on
>>154976735>>154977093lmao, no... lmfao
humiliation ritual
dear /f1/someone please post the image of the ferrari engineer standing in the sunlight.tyvm
>>154977224
>>154977184>>154977185Chronically online girlies
>>154977065I hate chinless people for the sole reason that they are a nightmare to intubate. That they lead a F1 team just is the hate cherry on top of my hate sundae
>>154977184giwtwm
>>154977239Got one without the negro blocking the engineer?
>>154977288Here's the HQest of HQ renders I could get for future posting.
>>154977140>>154977184>>154977185im pretty sure thats a matcha cafe in one of his hotels in graz(very beautiful city, i think i went there once as a kid and i wanna go again one day), so hes basically doing free advertising for it. And its working, 100k views for nothing but like 2 minutes of work.Then again, most of that is gonna be from international audiences who would never be able to afford a place in one of his hotels or visit Graz anyway, so I dont see the logic in that anyway.
>>154977097I just like toilets. I like to drink from them, especially after my sister has just used it.
>>154977309Graz is like the capital of austrian right wingers. They are the hicks of Austria.And by Austrian standards that means something.Good people...
>>154975800you forgot the try go to jail
>>154977326cam onnnnnn you cant post that
We need to rangeban Belgium.
>>154977184markobros...
>>154977329the capital of austrian right wingers is linz. The actual hicks of austria are carinthians and partly styrians as well.But from the dialect, nothing comes close to vorarlberger, they dont even have an english name kek. After ww1, switzerland held a vote on if it should become one of its cantones and they rejected it lmfao
Edd spotted arriving via cargo ship
>>154977184>tfw no matcha girly harem
>>154977404
>>154977239>>154977306close guys, close
>>154977326
>>154977553That's the 3rd lechuck that nobody cares about holding Leo "nardo" Ledogold right?
>>154977861calm down
>>154977873calm up
>>154977861it's meant to illustrate belgium anon getting caught drinking from a toilet.
>>154977553first checo kidnapping lewlew's dog and now this....
digits and I get kidnapped next
will merc win monaco?
who is having a worse seasonherta in f2 or mick in indy?
>>154978052if fake gimi wins monaco then torger will be validated
>>154978111That doesn't look like an engineer to me, he's not even black.
>>154978134>he's not even blackyeah that's why he's standing in the sunlight, just gotta give him some time
>>154978052>>154978110On the one hand, if they start from P1, that's almost guaranteed.On the other, qualifying has been the one thing they've looked beatable in so far.Plus, their starts are still kinda shit, and if they mess up their starts, getting back in front will be more difficult in there than anywhere else.Also, Monte Carlo is still way more of a test of the driver than your usual tracks. There's a reason Hamilton barely ever won there even though he's had utterly dominant cars.
>>154978167mmmmm that's a good point, my mistake
https://youtu.be/cW6zBuO7sb4?is=ZwtZaxAVMpTdeIl6<<<IT'S TIME>>>
>>154978275
>>154978275>Moviegame of War : Whore EditionGrim
>>154978043
>>154978414moments like these remind you that F1 is a scripted tv serial
>>154978408That shit was like 20 minutes long and mostly cutscene, did they have nobody from outside their studio watch it to see if they would get bored when showing it off?
>>154978275Im more hyped now from this trailer than the last one they released.
Free Practice 1 in: 2 days, 12 hours, 44 minutes, 22 seconds
>>154978587impossible
>>154978665its happening
>>1549785872 farwon't make it
>>154978587I watched the ISMA race last sunday, I just don't think I can do it anymore guys
>>154978685
>>154977974I understood that.>>154978833There's a great deal of exposure in this image.
>>154972083>Unfortunately I don't know her name.w-waaaaaaaaaglaaaaaaad?I miss him, bros
Kelly (Max) appears to have paid for another elaborate birthday party for their 1 year old child.I'll refrain from posting any pictures of his (Kvyat's) children here so instead here's a photo of his dog.
>>154978970Oh, and here's a picture of his bitch doing some more shilling for one of those overpriced strollers.It appears to be shot at that new pile of shit they built in Monaco, the one where a single apartment cost like $300M
>>154978685>happening
And here's some Meta (faceberg) shilling for the Macacos
>>154978970funny how /f1/stopped caring about that hag P after she turned 6
or 7 whatever, she's clearly too old now
>>154979044>>154979061That's not the cause...
>>154979041how long has she had the gay little leclerc dog for?
>>154979041oh to be a rich useless whore by the sea
>>154979331It's Max's I think, and several years now.
>>154979335daydreaming about this makes you a slut too. a slut in closet.
I'm very tempted to post a SFW (no, Kelly hasn't stopped doing it) picture with Lily in it edited to be a shitpost but I'm not sure if I should.
>>154979363who do you think you're replying to?
>>154979363the humor comes from the insinuation that chuck is a useless whore by the sea (sandfort, killed by italiians) while also allowing the reader to indulge in their distaste for the whore by he sea pictured in the post being responded to because of their misogynistic tendencies hope this helps
>>154979400whatever, whore.
:)
>>154979446i asked if you were a dog or cat person a few days ago and you never replied to me... i see how it is...
Fuck it, here's the meme
>>154979574https://youtu.be/0DVj2iskQFs
>>154979657https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2epr0S28iDE
>>154979612cunny
>>154979657I see how it is man, all good...*turns and slowly walks away*
>>154979716
>>154979690
>>154979690THE TURTLES 200 AND 50 DAYS YEARS OLD YOU FREAK
>>154979574
>>154979775don't pretend like you didn't want me to say it...
i didn't want that anon to say it, but i expected him to
>>154979870I was hoping for something more creative from him.
what does cunny even mean anyway?
>>154979951google it
>>154979966They don't let that stuff on google anymore.
>>154979951university in ny go to bed
>>154979951cunny = cut + fanny
>>154977474
>>154980046where's the second "n" come from?
>>154978700His soul is weighed down by gravity.Also, you only have a couple days; I have to wait another month for the next grand sumo basho.
>>154980102i burned my weekday supermarket on a tuesdayits going to be a long week
>>154979446I only abused you when you forgot to put the celery salt on the Chicago style hotdogs.
>>154980192which was deserved because it needs it
Make your thread, Dutchman before Britman does.
>>154980046Is that the um..um..Osella?
>>154980221Lambo 291
baking>(edd swoops in and eats it before it finishes)nvm...
>>154980187arson is bad m8
>>154980241Oh shit, I was way off.Still sexo.
>>154980187brb calling bolice XD
>>154980241>Lambo 291The team was to be financed by wealthy Mexican businessman Fernando González Luna, and it was to be run by former Italian journalist Leopoldo Canettoli.Talk about grim.
pozfags are waiting for the next thread
baiting
raping
well, where is it?
>>154980873this happens if you do this >>154980863
New?
>>154980939Dunno, he never followed up on this >>154964009
>>154981038he did, read this thread
>doesn't deleiver on his promise/f1/ is acting very neweish
he's not the step dad he's the dad that stepped up
go forth, knave
you've found me at a very rebarbative time in my life
>>154981102Why does that one child look so ugly?Also, isn't that old hag Hamilton's even uglier mother?
>>154981125just delete this
>>154981125they are all ugly
>>154981102Also, what the fuck? Unashamed nazi propaganda? Really?
>>154981146Meh. Kim has nice tits at least. Needs to go easier on the botox though.The little girl on the right might grow up to be okay.And the guy with the beard in the back really isn't ugly at all.
>>154981165He's a Kimi Raikkonen fan, leave him alone.
>>154981215He was referring to their skin tone, eye colour, and hair.
https://youtu.be/OyDyOweu-PA
>>154981348this is basically "interior crocodile alligator" but in slavineseyour post is bad and you should feel bad
>>154981348https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
>>154981432i dont know what that isyou are bad personbake
>>154981456vgh... the oldhead cvmmeth...
>>154981456Holy based>>154981467Enjoy>>154981518>>154981518>>154981518
>>154981467you are homosexual and you should feel badhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXuLRqiiKYI
>>154981326The bearded guy has a completely different skin colour, and so does Hamilton's mother.
>>154981102
>>154978043TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>154981456i love this song
