>Lap:#8455>Countdown to Monaker Grand Pricks:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>154963918>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:220>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:230 (229 starts)>Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIfSaDNVjXI>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 131 (+31)RUS: 88 (+8)LEC: 75 (+16)HAM: 72 (+21)NOR: 58 (+7)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 219 (+39)Ferrari: 147 (+37)McLaren Mercedes: 106 (+12)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 57 (+27)Alpine Mercedes: 35 (+12)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 303.38 (+78.45)NOR: 244.05 (+69.83)HAD: 225.65 (+50.86)>News:Title-focused Vowles has ‘zero doubt’ on keeping Sainz and AlbonMax Verstappen will “order a new back” for Monaco GP amid Red Bull ride woesWilliams prioritises Monaco spare parts after costly Alex Albon Canadian GP crashKimi Antonelli branded "generational talent" after dominant 2026 F1 startWolff confident of Russell’s resilience in face of championship gapMcLaren still bullish on F1 title hopes despite early season setbacks
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Brendon Hartley lives in monaco
>>154981527you should downsize with the gas prices, straggototherwise this shit goin be fiction
>>154981518>there are anons who have scores of photos of max and kelly while not seeing the problem with doing thatPlease just admit you guys are sexually attracted to max
>>154981660*the other counts looking upon the bugrerclap, clutching the unborn child his nd has bifurcated, knowing full well lunch and the accompanying cocktails will not be served*
>>154981650just a picture of f1 related people, you're the one thinking about sex with men
>>154981707Ferrari answering with a clear "Yes" instead of the usual "We are checking" is some progress.
>>154981771Leclerc's full comment was actually "I guess we are checking?" but liberty media messed up and censored it.
>>154981742what does being sexually attracted to someone have to do with sex with men? just open the closet door anon I beleive in you.
I want to thank you guys for keeping the thread pace slow for safety.
>>154981909>for safety.We're just superclipping.
thread is slow because you can't stop LYING /f1/
>>154982110
>>154981742wonder what does Kvyat feels when he sees shit like this lol
>>154982153Kvyat is Russian.Kvyat does not feel.
>>154982143Flabbio needs to beat these "people"
>>154982211
oh no what a shame, stop asking about it and move on
>(((They))) are doing it because Max had done it
>>154982304Where do you even get proper Marzipan when it's not around Christmas time?
>>154982304Odd looking duck... there's something about his eyes... hypnotic.
>>154982361Piastri, feeling suicidal after losing the championship and having a poor start to the new season, visited the Isle of Man TT instead.
>>154982361>1d agoI think this is on Lando himselfhttps://www.youtube.com/live/ifpLp9dirWgLando watched this stream, and send a few chat. But the streamer talked about Verstappen when he raced Nurburgring
>>154982523Based onipickle
>>154982361This was a Lil bit ago, I remember in a Misha video mentioning that norris was lapping in a McLaren
>>154982669is that supposed to be art? I hate it
Welcome back marlboro mclaren
>>154982817Vgh...
>>154982817Pretty hard to get excited for special livery when it's being driven by that dud
>>154982817fuck penske
>>154982817Ki-no...
>>154982875This poster is Will.Power
>>154982817It just ends up looking retardedly generic without the actual "Marlboro."Like how bargain bin racing games get around it.We will never have kino again, ever. Rigged, addictive fantasy league and online sports betting, yes. Heart-attack-in-a-can energy drinks, yes. Alcohol, yes. Crypto scams, yes.But tobacco bad.Ever wonder why that is? Ever wonder why the the decision was made the same year the Twin Towers were removed? Yeah.
>>154982944>same year the Twin Towers were removed?Yeah, I always thought they looked way too much like two giant cigarettes.
>>154982944>Like how bargain bin racing games get around it.I thought the mario kart 64 ads were funny
>>154982944the grablers took the good liveries away?
>>154982973German humor escapes me.
>>154982944>Ever wonder why that is? Ever wonder why the the decision was made the same year the Twin Towers were removed? Yeah.Out of all the buildings to choose in the world you chose one (two) that only completed construction almost an entire year after Tobacco advertising was first made illegal in the United States.
>>154982983Oh agreed. When it's done in a creative, funny way, it works. But that seems to be exclusive to the Japanese.
>>154982992Think about it: ever wonder why so much beloved aesthetic was suddenly removed from existence all within the space of the same year and why on some level, they all represented the same things?
>>154983067People hated the way the WTC looked, they were enormous hunks of thick concrete designed to be filled by bankers.
>>154983097They were iconic, just like the dildo and ferris wheel in London are
>>154983119*They became iconicAnd largely because they quite literally stuck out of the city's skyline so much that you could easily see them from >10km away.
>>154983097>>154983146Go to bed, Ralf.
>>154982817
>>154983178BHC...
You know when a team knows its branding and general image suck when it keeps referencing the past glory it rushed to distance itself from originally.
>>154982730>>154982523They only post about Nürburgring Nordschleife because its currently trendy (and thats because of Max)
>>154982995Apparently it does. Particularly because this wasn't a joke.
>>154981518HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154982817meanwhile mclaren f1 will give us a pride month livery
>>154983317Cute.And that dog as well.
>>154983250>mclaren f1 will give us a pride month liveryMcLaren have nothing to be proud of right now though.
>Charles: "I couldn’t be happier to continue this journey with Scuderia Ferrari HP. It has always been so much more than just a team to me. It’s the team Based, quite franklyhttps://x.com/vetteleclerc/status/2062059298138542093?s=46
>>154983464>Scuderia Ferrari HP
>>154983464buck broken loser attitudeI will no longer place bets on him winning
>season is going to end on mickey mouse trackKINO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q1r7Dm-DoM
Sources say that they're calling him 'the most raped man in the paddock'...
>>154983542>they're calling him 'the most raped man in the paddock'...',:v)
Ferrari will continue to break Leclerc to mold him. For what? I don't know and same goes for ferrari.
>>154983542>>154983464is there a more overrated driver on the grid?
do you know what Dr. Helmut Marko is doing?
>>154983580no
>>154983119>the dildoit's called the buttplugunless you're thinking of the shard, in which case I don't know what to say
>>154982817>2009 winner>60th anniversary throwback Time flies
>>154983581imagine kicking her full force in that stupid stomach
>>154983676the london shart
>leaf threadchrist
>>154983723Your toes would break, and then she would be forced to suck on them until the ambulance got there.
great posting today, i see
>>154983723What makes a stomach stupid?
morning lads
>>154983195Mclaren has made me hate the colour orange and a large part of that hatred is unironic.
ermmmm no gay posting allowed, remmeber?
>>154983822It's LITERALLY gay month.
I've been feeling less gay as I get closer to my 30sCrazy, considering the current semen slurping regulations
>>154983822He legally has to
>>154983822it's morning
JUST
>>154983859this is good for sainz patriots, ferrari wasnt an option, they would never admit they made a mistake, so not having charles in other team is 1 seat option forsainz
>>154983859i knewbecause i read here >>154983464 he couldn't be happier to continue his Formula 1™ journey with Scuderia Ferrari® HP®
>>154983820Come on, anon. Orange is great.It's THE sunset colour, and it gives your photography in art that calm somber mood. Same for the whole season of autumn.It's also the natural contrast to the whole blue spectrum, and it's such a striking one, arguably that works best for the human eye.It's the colour of oranges (unsurprisingly) and most pumpkins, and those are tasty as fuck.It's the uniform colour of Sailor Venus, and she's also tasty as fuck.Besides, there always were sporting reasons for hating orange, since it's the Dutch national team's cover. And if you didn't hate it for that, why now? McLaren are hardly any worse than the Dutch footballers.
>>154983859>BREAKINGHe's been broken for a while now.
fuck, i dont know if its because of my alergies or because i didnt get that much sleep, but my eyes hurti might have to retire the car
>>154983881jajajjaa
>>154983838Damn, all the gaypandering and gaywashing Israeli zionists have invested in for the last 50 years and they don't make it onto some random guy's top 20 list of gay countries. That's pretty damn harsh on them.
>>154983867saar had audi seat and he refused itnow he will die in williums
>>154983898confio en El Plan,sainz is having a very strong start to the season, top 3 drivers, any top team looking for a driver must think in sainz as their first option
>>154983816dood jezelf
>>154983937neen, jij onaardige est
>>154983917how long is his william contract
>>154983951idk, i wasnt therebut i think he can jump out of it at any moment
>>154983580his teammate
>>154983951calm down
>>154983945w e e t , i k
>>154983960
Thinking about that pool again.
>>154983970that's your own fault
>>154983970>Thinking about that pool again.I prefer snooker.
Chuck ain't got the winning DRIVE... to win a WDC...
>>154981518>>154983816good morning (I'm late)
>>154984016>I'm lateRest in peace, anon.
>>154984016Better late than never.
>>154984016good afternoon estifren
>>154983959your cock must be gargantuan for you to say this with such confidence
>>154983581JESUS SOPHIA THINK OF THE CHILDREN
>>154984031calm down
>>154984088see >>154984031
>>154983859Contract theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKrdSjjFyNM
>>154984100
>bizarrely shaped man getting even more brand collaborationsVery sus indeed.
>>154984148do you think this guy has strawtential
>>154984148i dont like him
ButButButButButButButButButButBut F1 would be like World Cup every two weeks.........
>here is your special poopoo monaco livery saar
PS3 bros I don't feel so good
>>154984191my blind ass was thinking thats a merc
>>154984201I love how Norris manages to make PS3 appear genuinely good-looking, just by standing next to him and showing off his mug.
>>154984148>ynr the chris-chan adjacent shirt he woreHe just needs a re-colouring and sonichu edit.
>>154984148>>154984244Forgot picrel >https://youtu.be/k-nSxbvmEGw
>>154983464Okay, I don't want to hear anymore bitching from lecuck from here on
Even Ze Williams...
>track already impossible to overtake>new yoyo pingpong overtakes (lol)>no boostlollmao
>>154984370>impossible to overtakeNot the track's fault. This wasn't a problem before they made the cars as wide as Edd, and leave as much dirty air behind themselves as Edd.
>if you only knew how bad things really are
>>154984426hey leave our lord and savior out of this
>>154984489Counterpoint, hes not in current F1.
>>154984489Matcha Matcha Matcha Man!I wanna beeeeA Matchaaa Man!
>>154984501>hes not in current F1No, but He's boyfriend is.
>>154983581Siemens smoke alarms are garbage
>>154984513> german girl> german corpo company smoke alarmhehehe its "semens"
>>154984513>buy Siemens smoke detector>turn it around>get Ohm smoke detectorProblem solved.
>>154983581TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>154983581does she genuinely think shes attractive without makeup+instagram filters+myspace angle
is soul a euphemism for something?
>>154984523funfact "siemensyöksy" is finnish for ejaculation. the funniest joke in the world is turning Siemens into that
>>154984618thats so funny
>>154984609shes defs without makeup in that picture bro
>>154984613Kinda. "Soul" is one of Kant's three cardinal "ideas" (i.e. concepts of pure reason). Specifically, it is the idea of an idividual as having free will, and as such it is the illectual basis for transcendental ethics. Which, as you'll quickly realize if you know Kantian philosophy, is the crux of it all.
>>154983580Norizz
why is it dipped in poop
>>154984671They're going for the Dubai chocolate aesthetic to attract more arab sponsors>Maaden, also known as Saudi Arabian Mining Co., is a Saudi state-owned mining company headquartered in Riyadh.
https://x.com/mustbedriver/status/2062035246401663032
>>154984717lel
>>154984609She has at least 500 people asking for her coochie. Imagine the egoboost that gives her.
>>154984671they hope it makes the engine feel more at home
I'm tired of the tease. I need sophia's nudes n o w
>>154984671return to force india
>>154984545i get it
I am concerned for Chuck. These regulations don't suit his driving characteristics. However in spite of that he has outpaced Hamilton this year excepting two grands prix. It may be a closer fight this year. But if anyone will be winning Monaco this year it's him. It's always been a strong track.
>>154984717there is apparently a new season but i thought this was from last year so didn't post itsome morehttps://xcancel.com/laurogeitabat/status/2062072532694368622https://x.com/laurogeitabat/status/2062050023248933155https://x.com/laurogeitabat/status/2062069896108773663https://xcancel.com/laurogeitabat/status/2062070221989351760
>>154984882ferrari is not winning any races this year, only mclaren can rival merc
>>154984882hes gonna end up like russell. if he ever ends up in a wdc capable car he's gonna get chewed up by bearman
>>154983676Shart in shard
CHARLES LECLERC IS LITERALLY MECOMPLETELY MINDBROKEN BY FERRARI BUT CANNOT LEAVELITERALLY ME LITERALLY ME
>>154984993
>>154983585Does it involve a blue pill and the matcha girls?
>>154983859https://youtu.be/j0lSpNtjPM8?si=Ey7vqoO6DuofsWPD
>dutch>people
>>154984671oof
>>154983317Omaru Polka
>>154983317that's a rare leo
>>154984653>>154984545best poster on /f1/
>>154985260thats not leo, thats he
f1 needs more women
>>154983859at what point does stockholm syndrome get renamed to maranello syndrome?
>>154985425hell yeah
>>154985425We have Lando
>>154983859so how long? current one was until 2029 so this one is what, 2031? 2035?
>>154983580HamiltonNorrisPiastriRussellAntonelliAlonsoHulkenbergLindbladGaslyBottas
>>154984148the fact that this guy voices goku (albeit in a youtube shitpost) will never not be funny
>>154984609
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>154985276thanks
>>154985540>gaslywho even acknowledges his existence?
>>154985751you're welcome
>>154985892Me
>>154985916why
>>154983464Te amooo Leclerc, forza Ferrari
>>154985933I'm an alpine fan
>ferrari spending over 100m on driver salaries
>>154985988Chuck is worth every penny
>>154985964
>>154985988every time lewis or chuck tweets something ferrari stock goes up 10 million
>>154985540>hulk>alonso>antonelliop is a faggot, not surprised
>>154984426It was still a problem in 1992.
>>154985540Kimi is still underrated.
>>154982143is that kimmy ryeconan
>>154986159Everything was a problem in 1992.
>>154986217Except Problem Child, who had no further sequels after Problem Child 2 (1991)
I can't believe Oscar Piastri was on Clarkson's Farm
Monaco top 5>ANT>LEC>PIA>NOR>BEA
>>154986217Luckily I wasn't alive to witness it.
>>154986285Kimi ain't winning Monaco.
>>154986305what was he thinking in that moment
>>154986387He was probably thinking about Albon.
>>154986428im going to rape youhow about that?
>>154986428that loser had no seat at that time she he must had been thinking of someone in a racecar
>>154986465I would enjoy it very much
>>154986465i want some of tat deutsche boy pussy too
>>154986481nooooooooooooojajajajaj
>>154986481Then it's not rape
>>154986521not necessarily truehttps://bristoluniversitypressdigital.com/view/journals/jgbv/6/3/article-p581.xml
tru tru???
>>154986477>had no seat at that timeSo what? Wasn't he still fucking her? Or did they only get together later?
>>154986558courioser and courioser
>>154986623non f1 drivers give women the ick
>>154986547Nigga, say what you want to say, don't be giving me homework.
>>154986295george is literally complete and utter shit, bro
>>154986714he means f1 is gay and you should have gay sex with gay men
>>154986725but only nonconsensually
>>154986623they were together, but she was eyeing Ben Dover, boy
>>154985260overexposed dog
>chuck ferrari contract extensionchuck's theme song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXKkeFUvgTM
Any idea what this could be? It's something one of our guys is hauling and I know we do some F1 stuff.
>>154986843guards charles from ever being exposed
>>154986846his actual themeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WryzyfQR6K8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su3RvgiKGsU
>>154987055Probably something in regards to indy or endurance, f1 isnt likely considering the next race in the us is a few months away
>>154987055there will be no f1 in america until autumn, i would assume it is indycar related
>>154987055Flammable property of Zach brown
>>154987085>>154987099>>154987132Thanks for the suggestions, bros. I've snuck myself into the trailer and am hunkered down with plenty of Lunchables to survive the trip.
>>154987203wow, lunchables originate in the usalways thought it was a british brand because it seems like the sort of grim shit only we could come up with
>>154987203have you ever met this man?
>>154987231
>>154987055wherabouts is thissomewhere along detroit-madison (st. louis)?aren't both of detroit and st. louis complete shitholes btw
>>154987231Not our company info on the side so not our driver, but have met a few of similar girth.
>>154987231imagine him falling out at the end thereh-bomb level probably
>>154987231Surely there's a point waaaay before you reach this stage where you think to yourself, "You know what, I need to go on a diet and get some exercise"
>>154981742what the hell kind of photo is this
>>154987263Georgia, the state not the country
>>154987230dont you know lunchables were created by mr beast, the biggest youtuber in the world, who is american?
>>154987283A tasteful one
>>154987289indycar had a race in detroit last weekend and this weekend it's madison so it's not indycar thenthere's a gt race at road hotlanta next week so who knows thenmaybe testing their hypercar?
