GAME 1 OF THE STANLEY CUP TONIGHT (TUESDAY) >CAR VS VEG - 8 PM EST LAST TIME >>154964576
First for Carter Hart.
go knights
Imagine getting a penulty because your stick is curvedGood thing mine had a nice gentle curve desu
Islanders had sebastian aho once
2 minutes left bros... will Gretzky get 50?
i was told there was going to be an announcement
>>154970880What are you doing?
nta but sinbin is a retard kek
>MVP of the world>3-peat Gold medalist
>Manny Malholtra hired as head coach>Sedins are the new "co"-presidents of the team>Edler reportedly signing as development coachThe 2011 Vancouver Canucks are now in charge of the current team and this time they WILL bring a Cup to Vancouver.
>>154970889Watching Gretzky get 50 in 39Empty net for Philly btw WILL HE DO IT
GRETZKY SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR50 IN 39 HOLY SMOKESWHAT A RECORDWHAT A GAME5 GOALS, 4 GOALS THE PREVIOUS GAME THATS MY GOAT :))))
Can someone make some OC for the finals?
>>154970946No one cares about either of the teams The only thing people care about is Hart and Marner
>>154970910Hire our boy right now
>>154970960we love the knights here
>>154970844Sharting on all the haters
>>154970937Great game, not much different from modern Chelsea, except they get away with a lot more stupid shit back then in other ways I'd rather see more dumb shit holding and tripping than gay hugging after a whistle
Huomenta but the opposite
>>154970910the final connections to pat quinn returned to power a decade after his passing there is finally a sliver a hope for the nuckies.
time to crack open windows and turn my fan on for sleep, bros
>>154971028
>>154971049yup. it's gotten to the point where I need more fan on to sleep
>>154970910does that mean they definitely are or definitely aren't drafting malhotra 2?
>>154970844
>>154971080Jen
>>154971058watch chayka galaxybrain malhotra first overall because his models say hes the next barrett hayton
>>154970910>derp
>>154971102>this happens>grier for some reason drafts defencethe best way to get mckenna is through a french farce scenario
Is the CHL a dead league now that NCAA pays players?
>>154971178No
>>154971178The CHL will keep chugging along thanks to McKenna getting exposed when he jumped to the NCAA and played against adults.
>>154971178they still need somewhere to play when they are 16-18
>>154970834>>154970834>>154970834>>154970834>>154970834>>154970834
>>154971247Raped bitch
>all bad guy finalIsn’treal really rubbing it in everyone’s faces as of late. Odds of china dunking them?
>>154971266what the fuck are you saying
>>154970844Reminder Vegas winning the cup would be biggest filtering against normies and trannies in history of North American sports.>Normies would cry cause a team won a cup with same amount of wins as San Jose who couldn't clinch the playoffs>The Goy Aquarium and Heated Faggotry tranny community will disappear in a whiff cause muh rapist Carter Hart will win the Conn Smythe>Laffs in shambles>Tortz redemption arcIt's a win-win for all of us
>>154971282Godamnit why do I have to chose between Rod actually being right this time or laughing about how Marner makes the laffs look totally wrong this season.
>>154971282>normiesGo the fuck back normalfag plebbitor.
>blocks your path
Why is it ok to force 16 year olds to move to some bum-fuck town and play 82 games away from their family?
>>154971309what is the average age of that team? 48?
>>154971317ummm they only play 68 games in juniors sweetie
>>154971317Do the humble people of Wenatchee not deserve some cheap entertainment after their shift at the mill?
>>154971350why does he have such a huge head
>>154971355puck storage
SNEED???Gary...
>>154971282>if you lose you win
>>154971367Has Aho even done anything this playoff series?
>>154971350>national homo league
How did the parents of the 4 Staal brothers afford putting the kids through AAA hockey?
>>154971355cause the rest of his body stopped growing at 13>>154971350hahahahaha! What the fuck! This is part of the young core fans and pundits think is going return glory to Montreal!
>>154971367Hoping for a Knights sweep, Gary will likely want to avoid the WC chimpouts. Brace yourselves for the thirdies.
>>154971394They just kept Staal-ing the payments!
>>154971350>giga chads above>monkey pox or herpes lipslol
>>154971309they got a lady coach
>>154971299i'm a zoomer redditor and i started watching hockey last year yet i own your fucking shit genny nigga. do something about. faggot ass nigga.
>>154970834just took a reticulated marner
>>154971394His family were sod farming tycoons or something.
>>154971317It is not OK. this is something that needs to end. they should play for their local team and not sent to some place like Moose Jay or Red Deer
>>154971431>this entire poststop trying so hard
>>154971433STOP calling them THAT!
>>154971378these are post season stats. Granted Carolina has only played 13 games but the Knights are only at 16 games and Marner and Eichel are at the top of the list.
>>154971350he's got the soapbox
>>154971441says they were just regular farmers
>>154971458farmers are fucking loaded. they probably grew up in a 5000+ sq ft house.
>>154971456in video work, these are called apple boxes and they're very common. photographing one like this is pretty diabolical though.
>>154971418The jeeta could be his beard but I wouldn't be surprised if he caught it from her.
>>154971471lavender marriage.png
>>154970834>GAME 1 OF THE STANLEY CUP >TONIGHT (TUESDAY)faggot
they're making their move soon
>>154971458They were sod farmers. You can make bank since you're selling to mostly rich assholes and golf courses. They weren't growing corn in Iowa
Been a 100 days since Canada got raped
>>154970834>VEGkwab
>>1549715501506 days since it happened to trb
>>154971471she has broader shoulders than he does
>>154971450its hilarious how leaf niggers went from saying Torts would make Marner cry to now he's babying himThey have been melting down faster and faster each passing day
I just made smash burgers bros
good tree video is up for the final
>>154971543why doesn't every farmer just grow sod then?
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StUa7YRfHYw
>>154971568Retard
>>154971564nice bro, I made some Hawaiian roll sliders the other day and they were good.
>>154971564this boomer bro who manages a restaurant brought me a bacon burger at work
>>154971490>The rod and the ring will strikeI trust in CANES
>>154971592canes will lose imo
>>154971597
>>154971606tru
>>154971559/hoc/ bf montreal victoire gf
>>154971614this but las vegas pwhl gm gf
The cheapest ticket I see for Game 1 is 790 dollars
>guy tried to ask torts about carolina's second line>torts interrupts him and says "i'm not talking about carolina"fucking based
>>154971559he has bigger arms than Hutson as well
>>154971663The cheapest ticket for Game 1 of the Hockey series is more expensive than Game 1 of the NBA series
What happened to the elite /hoc/ tripgods? LikeKippers36 chambersCGGL
>>154971559OY VEY
>>154971691hell yeah
>>154971692all dead kwab rip
>>154971697Carolina is a much larger market than San Antonio. I don't even wanna know the prices in New York and Vegas
>>154971691Gary won
Cheapest ticket for a possible Game 7 is 2000 bucks. Worth it to boo Bettman I guess
>>154971708vegas ticket prices right now are extremely inflated. they've banned all the mass season ticket holder companies from buying tickets to the scf and they're seething. we'll see how pricey they end up being released to the public.
>>154971733
my kitties
>>154971755Suck
watching media day pressers bros
>>154971817Didn’t ask
>>154971822no milly
>>154971824Retard
>>154971839oh sorry no milly tranny, we don't sign our posts here
>>154971844>>154971839
Will Vegas win tomorrow? my gut feeling says yes but everyone says Canes
>>154971865>>154971844
I actually do sign my posts sometimes
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
>>154971903isles will win the cup again this year via the broship
>>154971911we didn't get respect the first time so i'm not holding my breath the second time
Whats wrong with you
>>154971800just wait for next year
Which team's victory furthers the Gary agenda? That's the team I support
Hey, YOU.Yeah, YOU. Shut your MOUTH
>>154972011that would be the relocanes
>>154972021no
hello please seknd your eknergy to the goldekn knights bro's i would appreciate it desu the hurricanes are gay retards thank you
>Vegas Golden Knights withheld groups like VividSeats, SeatGeeks, and StubHub, etc. from buying SCF tickets in bulk to resale on the open market so fans can buy tickets directly from them tomorrow at more affordable pricesHoly shit get fucked nerds
>>154972095:)
>>154972095Source: https://x.com/i/status/2061647595588538657
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>>154972117ha, got em!
>>154972117Oh, KWABnada
>>154972117Canada BTFO
Someone explain to me what is this boy aquarium meme is? Some sort of pedo psyop like pizzagate?
>>154972117BASED
>>154972143gay sex basically
Remember when i drunkenly bought a macbook the other day well it's supposed to be here tomorrow
>>154972151Shit son, you could've bought tickets to the Cup final with that money
>>154972151Kwab
>>154972151 hell yeah my nigga! alcohol is so cool!
>>154972151watching the nickelodeon shows with people on them huh
>>154972159True
>>154972163no
>>154972163What does this even mean
>>154972217no idea
>>154972151Nice
>>154972293Thank you. I'm excited to throw this toaster $300 acer laptop in the fucking dumpster (jk i'm probably gonna give it to my father)
Vegas Golden Showers
hello, what does kwab mean?thank you kindly
>>154972309finna btfo the relocanes bud
>>154972307congrats on your 2000 dollars porno machine
>>154972313it means kek what a bitch kwab
>>154972313ask /pw/
>>154972313it means knights will avenge banthers
>>154972314>finnaayo wuz good in da hood
>>154972327you tell me
With the Swiss, you ____
>>154972336experience bliss
>>154972317Cope it was only $1200
Barkov doesn't lose finals.
>>1549723452023
>>154972321You are not supposed to just blurt it out like that
>>154972345got raped in game 5 bud
>>154972356KEK i help newfags bro
>>154972353>>154972357Simply doesn't count
who is trump cheering for
contracted ebola bros
>>154972440were you giving handjobs again
>Eichel
>>154972443nope got bit by a bat
>>154972446we love jack here
>>154972451He would have been bullied to suicide for his name here
>>154971471>>154971559She looks like Charles Leclerc gf lol
>>154972453why
In German, Eichel can mean a few different things depending on the context:Acorn: The most common botanical meaning, referring to the nut of the oak tree.Glans: In anatomy, it refers to the sensitive head of the penis.
>>154972462
>>154972465based i rubbed my eichel tonight
I'm Jacking my Eichel
I told you mark ass busters that Carter Hart gets pussy. The randycanes are the most succulent pussy in all the land and they have delivered themselves to Carter on a golden platter. This is going to be fun.
>>154972469>>154972487I hope you have a skin to cover your eichel
>>154972523desu they'll split games 1 and 2, and then the better team will take over
>>154972531I'm not a Jew, my parents aren't Jewish either, and they weren't stupid
hairy finnish granny creampie povshit this isn't google
marner getting traded and immediately winning a cup would be really funny
>>154972531I'm not a Jew, my parents aren't Jewish either, and they WERE stupid
>>154972532it will be knights in 5, bank on it and hide your gurls, Karter is cumming
it's pride month so everybody needs to get into the boy aquarium with didney asap
>>154972552Another Phil Kessel
Ok Gemini, Hitomi Tanaka Lactation please
imagine the colostrum bros
I told you silly niggas Darcy was the best goalie going and then he carried the Avs to a cup. Carter Hart is your Conn Smyth, bank on it
>Hart is prosecuted for his sexuality>Wins a cup during pride month Bravo Gary
>>154972590knights didn't acknowledge pride month
phil kessel lurks /hoc/ and for that reason I want to let him know I think he's a fuckin legend and even though he exclusively played for gay dogshit teams he's still one of my favorite players of all time
>>154972615Hey thanks
>>154972615knights rule tho
Henlo I found my old copy of NHL06. Is Vincent Lecavalier still playing?
The canes had the most fortunate opposition possible. >sens >flyers >habs all soft and green with no bite. the knights are exactly the type of team that rapes the canes. knights in 5 and you'll make a lot of bread, place your bets now
>>154972628yep
>>154972637Based.
>>154972628There are at max 10 players remaining from the 2005-2006 season
>>154972674I just checked. Only Crosby, Ovechkin, Perry, and Burns still play in the NHL
>>154972628Thats my favorite version. On the gamecube.
>>154972685Crosby isnt in the game. The rosters are all retarded because of the lockout.
>>154972601Hiring a man famous for group sex with men as actually brave so they done have to
>>154972628CAST OFF THE CRUTCH THAT KILLS THE PAIN
cope taking dicks up your asshole is more important than cancer
I often wonder how Bedard's bussy is doing these days.
>>154972707>group sex with men They were boys. Carter got the call to come in and show them how to be men.
>>154972721if only they weren't mutually exclusive
/hoc/ is very bisexual it seems
>>154972721Everybody's a cancer survivor if they make it through this final
>>154971903What’s a good trade return for Barzal
BREAKING
>>154973012good for manny
>>154973019i wonder if the sedins will draft his son
>>154973023maybe if they trade down their pick but they will draft one of the top swedes
>>154973027do you have a webm where he did the cartwheel?
gary is jew
We're more of a soccer nation desu
>>154972794To bad someone invited an icky girl or else he would have
>>154972721>the only teamlmao noparticipation in this horseshit has fallen off a cliff
>>154973505It’s only day 2
>>154973505>no gay leafs Doubt
>>154973505>laffs
>>154972944Kek this
>>154973521surely the day to have done it would have been July 1st
Kevin Was Always Based
>>154973027>buljuHaving the time of his life. A nation that adores him. Loving life and having fun.>mcmemeSitting in his soulless dungeon autistically practicing stickhandling.Safe to say Bulju won.
>>154973611fuck you
>>154973619There is no need to be upset.
Dominick won too
>>154973611>soilers
HUOMENTA!
>>154973671Poopposite
>>154972721as a cancer survivor I must say stfu homos this is our month now
>>154971178if anything, it's more aliveUSHL and NAHL will suffer
OUR HERO
>>154972721Based>>154972944Hahaha
>Golden Knights
underwhelming chayka
It's a good matchup. Hot goalies. Good depth. Good skating. Might go 7.
>>154973787Retard.
>>154973793OT game 7. Hart makes a massive save on a breakaway, then springs Marner the other way who completely undresses Freddy to score the cup winner
Kevin He
Knights sweep in 5
>>154973797he predicts them losing
>>154973804>laffs
>>154970834>Be Flyers>Your star rookie goalie gets arrested for rape>You lose a lot of games>You fire your coach>The goalie is found innocent of all crimes, goes free>Your old coach goes to Vegas>Your now freed rookie hotshot goalie goes to Vegas>Vegas now goes to the stanley cup finals>You get humiliated in the 2nd roundgrim.
If Vegas wins, imagine the seethe with Marner and Hart going to the White House.
>>154973027>>154973611He made it! :)
>>154973879something something cutter gautheir
the people of Finland will greet me as a liberator
>>154973611It do be like that.
>>154973879I wouldn't put it past Gary to have fabricated this whole scandal to land Vegas an elite goalie.
>>154973879Ivan fedotov subplot where the man is seven feet tall, conscripted into the russian military somehow despite being from finland, and after years of drama about whether he will be able to come over to north america he sucks world historic amounts of ass
>>154973944he lived in russia
Good morning. Fresh coffee brewed and the sun is shining. Shall be retreating to my study quarters for a little bit of research today before going outside to work on some calisthenics before it gets too hot this afternoon. Go Flames!
>>154973879KWAB
>>154973941this
>>154973941E.M. stands for "Elite Mossad"
dont you hate it when you go for a piss and youre all finished and shake those last few drops and then you put your dick away and theres still some more piss like how dare you
The slut was too dumb to know anything, even if Gary paid her to be a whore. Gary paid the prosecutor.
>>154974188Get that prostate checked
>>154974216I have, its tiptop
>>154974188>leafs don't know about the button
>>154974235Then stop pissing your pants
>>154974188i get the hips moving when i shakegets rid of everything
who should Our Sennies add so we can have some scoring depth next year?
based bruceyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhRXO3u4EQY
>>154974188This but cum
this is happening.
>>154974317I also hate that.
>>154974188After you are finished pissing, push up under your balls.You're welcome
>>154974382
>>154974382Don't do thisI tried and it made mustard gas
>>154974400wrong balls Gord
>>154974268Austin Mathews obviously
>>154974080The work coffee machine broke for me :(
>>154974390I can't read Mongolian lips
>>154974346sorry, he will joining his fellow swedish twink in hongcouver
>>154974463no hes macklins new bf in san jose
>>154974382this guy gets it
Just got done recovering from the monumental Matthews I took earlier. It was about a 45 minute fight at least. Had to take my clothes off and everything. Lit some candles and sage to ward-off anymore bad spirits afterwards. My neighbors were knocking on my door because they thought something was wrong and were gonna call the police.
>>154970834Gay ass tournament. Too many days off before the final. For no good reason.In the good old days first 4 games of the series were played in 5 days.
>>154974471Joe doesn't share him.
>>154974503hes got his own place in town now. he can bring home any guy he wants...
if joe thornton is big lez then brent burns is sassy the sasquatch
>>154974482Honestly? Respect
>>154974529watyoutalkinbout
>>154974508He still misses his shower sessions
The difference maker is Eichel. He fucks over soft pusys.
>>154974382I push them up and give them a squeeze to get the remaining urine out
>>154974529
>>154974382Thanks for the tip
ShannonBros... We are so back
>>154974700Gary's intern leaked the script.
>>154974610Keichel. We love him. Canes can't win. That would be horrible.
>>154974495games 1/2 and 3/4 should be b2bs, that'd cut down 2 daysor do 2-2-1-2 where the higher seed gets games 3,4,6,7
My BTC is getting raped. Now I know how E.M felt that night.
>>154974503But how will he ensure that celebrini isn’t fapping?
>>154974772trb bros... we're forgotten...
>>154974549You’re never too old to shower with dad
My Jackies :D
an olympic gold medal and a norris not bad at all
>>154974825>>154974819now for the inevitable move to a sunbelt team for his cup
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a 19 year old guy who lives with a guy in his 40s and sharing the shower together in order to cut-back on the water bill
>>154974854>water billhow poor are they that a water bill is worth cutting?water is like $5/mo
>>154974846I'll buy enough jerseys until Gary lets Columbus have a cup
>>154974854Crosby did the same thing with Mario back in the day
>>154974846columbus IS sunbelt
>>154974825Boushart kwab
>>154974868It's a really bad megadrought in the west with high danger fire so its also important to use safe water conservation practices whenever you can
>>154974854>19 year old with multi-million dollar signing bonus>40 year old multi-millionaire retired athlete>they're living together and showering together to so they can cut back on expensesAnon...
>>154974880and yet they have zero (0) cup(s)
>>154974914Yet another reason
>>154974772and now i know how joan of arc felt
>>154974903canacuck elimination week continues...
>>154974954yeah? neither do dallas or tampa or san jose
>>154974964As the flames rose to her Roman nose
>>154974974gary tried really hard to stop the >shorks from >shorking in the 2010s
>>154974990Flames mentioned
>>154974751They dont want to compete with the nba finals, genius. There’s also scheduling conflicts with other events at the arenas. Use you’re brain
>>154974996R U L EULE
>>154974930California has pretty high cost of living these days. Nothing wrong with trying to find ways to cut back and spend time with your buddies
>>154974819>olympic silver>swept in conference finals as presidents trophy winners>no NorrisMakarbros…
knight's play today
>>154975012He got a stuffy.
Wiping the floor with everyone KEK
>adam fox 1 fifth place vote Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>154975049quitt hughes sisters...
Just found a kino schizo subreddit about alien "experiencers"
>>154975049Based
>>154975049vancouver draggin quinn down, surely he wins it next year, barring injury
>>154975049>seider more votes than hutsonkys
>>154974998>compete with the nba finalsnhl has 0 overlap with nba fans
quinn hughes more like cringe jew
>>154975049>rags
>>154975110dang bro that's crazy you should definitely stay the fuck over there
>>154975180all thanks to gary bending the knee
>>154975183Jen
>>154975210reminds me of when bud made trb bend both knees
>>1549752262tru
>>154974188>>154974382For me, its sitting down to piss when its in the middle of the night or with morning boners
>>154973879bros what kind of early life is the last name manka
>>154975049Werenski is ELITE
>>154975179Lame Buttson can't defend bro.
>>154975283the kind that evolves into primeape
>>154975300uhh his cups, sir?
>>154975321Same number as Boushart.
>>154975062shalom
>>154975334who is claiming boushart is elite, dummy?
I'll continue to post here to make (you) specifically big mad!
>>154975049Shocked they stopped with the Makar dickriding long enough to actually give the Norris to someone deserving of it.
>>154975351>someone deserving of it*misses the playoffs*
>>154972453I feel like it would be like how we had a Nascar racer named Dick Trickle. Cool dude, smoked while racing cause it was the 80s/90s. Its a badge of honor to have a funny dick-related name if you can own it.
>>154975356The Norris isn't a team award anon
>>154975361surebut someone carrying his team that hard should make the playoffs, no?
I was by the Hockey HOF today and decided to hop into their pro shop to get my wife a VGK themed surprise for Game 1.To my surprise, all of the STONE PLAYER TEES were 50% off. To top it off, when I asked about a MARNER JERSEY, they looked at me like they wanted to burn me alive and said "We dont carry those here."The bitterness is running DEEP here in Toronto. Me thinks some folks regret pushing our playoff hero out of town.I left with a NOVELTY PUCK and STONEY BALONEY PLAYER TEE.GO KNIGHTS!!!
>>154975356>she thinks playoffs factor into regular season awardshow very trb-esque of you
>>154975382remember when trb thought post season goals counted toward regular season goal totals
>>154975382he didn't say playoffs factor into it
>>154975382>implying implicationsnot what i wrote at all retard
>>154975374we don't carry those here and we don't call those that here now
>>154975396yea and i remember when xe insisted that the divide between regular season and playoffs is arbitrary kwarb>>154975399>>154975402you lost tranny
>>154975422retard
based samir back being retarded
>>154975431you lost just like boushart kwarb
real schizo hours
>>154975436fr, dude thinks finishing higher in the standings means playoff performances matter lmao
>>154975438more like werenski's cup dreamlmao
>>154975340i am
>6 points back>40-42>only 28 regulation wins>yeah this is the best defenseman in the leagueoh my days
>>154975356>xhe thinks defense factor into regular season recordgood morning saar
>>154975454tell me how many cups zach has then
>>154975453reminds me of your dream of people forgetting that you thought playoffs mattered in norris voting >m-muh boushart made it to round 1 so he deserves it ;'(kwarb
>>154975464you're right werenshit is so shit at defending columbus never stood a chance at making .500 wlmao
>>154975470>more baseless implications to copeboushart is garbage and didnt deserve it either lol but his team made the playoffs so he easily had the better season
>>154975465so you don't know?
>>154975490i asked, didnt i?
Now I know y'all be lovin' this shit right here VGK Kniggas is right herePeople in the house put them hands in the air'Cause if you don't care, then we don't care (yeah)One, two, three times, two to the sixJonesin' your fix of that Mitch Marner mixSo where the fuck you at, punk?Shut the fuck up and back the fuck up while we fuck this track up
>>154975488you're the trb of kwabnada kwarb
>>154975470>playoffs mattered in norris votingwhy do you think final standings don't matter?
>>154975496given up on your dumb implications or trying to defend your dumb premise and resorting to personal insults?tyfyc
>>154975494kwar
>the regular season doesnt matter in voting for regular season awardsthe brain trust of /hoc/
i insult samir and i'm not ashamed of it
>>154975497tell that to samir >>154975510thoughts on getting raped again?
>>154975465Same as Boushart, retard.
>>154975530and neither are elite or deserve the norris lmao
>finish below half the league>yeah this guy is elite, actuallyuhhhh, gary?
why so hostile we are all pals here
>>154975539schaefer is elite tho
>>154975545americans are getting extremely defensive other being called out for the hypocrisy of pretending a cupless retard is elite
>>154975545some retard thinks werenski deserves the norris despite finishing below half the league lol
> The horrific stench of Samir.
>>154975563>pretending a cupless retard is elitemuch like kwabnada does with mcgaykid
Jesperi cokeandjimmies is better than macklin celebrini based on yank "logic", do NOT engage this creature any further
>/hoc/ trots out their samir whipping boy to cope
>>154975579is it similar to a pole?
>>154975581who is actively claiming that itt, like this poster>>154975454
>>154975583jesperi is elite
>>154975579xher stank is truly awful.
Canadian silver medalist Cale Makar SNUBBED, Canadian hockey fans in complete disarray
pat maroon is the goat imo
Oh boy is Samir still confused about the fact that an elite player on a shit team is still an elite player?
>>154975587The Samir stench outstinks all else.
>>154975612confused about that and xer gender identity
I think of people who argue about award voting in sports the same way I think of people who walk on all fours
>>154975606* ELIMINATED *
>>154975623hot and breedable?
seth jarvis is younger than me but he looks 50. how is it possible for an elite athlete to age that poorly
>>154975630https://old.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/1tnomg7/is_the_term_fucking_the_dog_popular_outside_canada/
>>154975638Jarvis and Aho are the 2 weak links on cants.
>>154975643
/hoc/ is still just browsing plebbit with faggots huh
>>154975643what
>>154975643What the hell is wrong with them
>>154975623didn't vote lol but if you vote for me, I'll put beer in all the drinking fountains and cameras in the girls locker room
>>154975643Canadians will never recover from this
Which one /hoc/
>>154975675for the mark messier leadership award?
>>154975686why would i eat this trash
>>154975630
>>154975474>generates elite defense when he's on the ice>everyone else marners the bed when he's not on the iceit's a team sport bud
>>154975686kys goyslop shill
>>154975686cool ranch!
>>154975593me
>>154975709he was on the ice for 52 goals against even strength
>>154975686Tapatio flavored or Buffalo Ranch
>>154975732yes but plebbit told numales is the trophy for offensive dmememan with the most secondary assists
>>154975732so he's expected to play every position including goaltender? bold of you to criticize from your gaming chair.
>>154975686>black vs brown
taking a nap now bros
>>154975753no, he is not supposed to be recognized as the best defencemen
>>154975755Good night bro
>>154975756He was recognized for that award today
>>154975756but he was the best defenseman. that's why everyone voted for him.
>>154975764yep, but still a cupless nobody
>>154975770Just like my McDavid
>>154975686Nacho cheese
>>154975770Just like my Boushart.
>>154975767the award is bogus and has been for some time
>>154975650and yet both went further than celebrini or the tkachuks this are better than them. You must feel like such an idiot
> ...the stench... the stench...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c47m212Mkk
>>154975778>my guy didn't win it so it doesn't count
>>154975804yep, my guy wasnt voted prom king
>>154975804blud wasnt even around for karlsshit posting lol
>>154975755I’ll turn on the AC for you :)
>>154975715you stupid bitch. you stupid FUCKING bitch. I can't believe how dumb you are. JESUS CHRIST I can't believe how FUCKING dumb you are. You are the dumbest motherfucki-
I'm thinking this will either by a Total Hurricane Victory or the Knights will grind out a win in 6-7 games
>>154975797This is why canadians are seething about Werenski
>Why yes, I am a Caniac. How did you guess? It''s almost Bo Time!
>>154975937based, we are all caniacs here
>>154975942I'm rooting for the Knights...
>>154975942>>154975937>>154975914Oh no no no copey sisters...
>>154975643That checks out.
>>154975914>>154975937>>154975942>>154975982>>154975992
>buying into the hoc redditcanes psy opnah we still hate the redditcanes here
>buying into the redditcanes psyopnah we love randy here
>>154976013>laffswe do not accept them
with finns you __
Eat cock randy
>>154976007> cheating, diving cunt
>>154976035Have frens!
>>154976035win!
>>154971282Based, go copey
Canes literally give you a noose if you have a good game.No way preddit is cool with that.
>>154976035praise barkov
>>154976007He’s the KWAB of the year
>>154976035win gold, the material of kings and emperors, or bronze, the material of soldiers and warriorsnever silver, that's for pansies
This randy vs copey psy op is just a way to drive away attention from the Assves and central getting exposed as frauds yet again, and Mackinnon being the kwaboty
>>154976113we need a central wildcard team to see how they really match up vs the pacific desu
>>154975788
>>154976072So they always end on a high note :)
>elite players are trapped on forever shit teamsi refuse to believe it
>>154976161hey man, marner eventually escaped
>>154976113TRVKE. watch your back anon THEY did not like this post
>>154976035WIN :D
are we going to get a sticky tonight or no?
>>154976186>sunbelt slopno, i dont think so
>>154976186I doubt it. We’ve only gotten game 7 sticky’s previously
>Lauzon is IN
