big brain wisdom
>>154981093Arizona is probably 25% California transplants
>>154982859not yet but it ain't far off
The rays may be the smart team, but the Mariners have wisdom.
doyers
dodgers
>>154982859>>154982874https://www.abc15.com/news/business/arizona-has-gained-173-californians-a-day-for-a-decade-heres-the-main-reason-why
NOT SO FAST DOGGIE DOOS
Mariners won that ballgame and that series.
>>154982879So when will the wise team make it to the world series?
cmon sneks walk 'em off
go go go
>>154982891fact checked: true
Why the fuck would anyone willingly live in Arizona deserts are not meant for human habitation
>>154982881this is unironically lynchian
>>154982881god that's a hideous facewho is attracted to this
>>154982901retardation
>>154982901they're poor
>tanner scottHope she shook off that Phillies loss
>>154982881looks like Sharon Lee
>>154982901the southwest is the best part of america flyovers and east coasties literally cannot understand
>>154982901cheaper than Cali
>>1549828942026
>>154982913it'll be a 1-2-3 inning
>>154982905>face?
>>154982905I have yellow fever and have no clue.
We're going to get fucking swept.GG Rockies
>>154982917Don't tell them, we're full.
Scanner Tott
>>154982901Its a dry heat.
>>154982905she's a porn star
>>154982891Not to mention they've won EIGHT (8) consecutive games! Holy cow!
>>154982881jfc this is going to give me nightmares>>154982904true kek
>>154982859both are 90% mexican at this point
>>154982917>Arizona>not flyoverNigga
>tanner scott
this ump in arizona cant see too good
>>154982936Peaking too early.
>>154982901LA is literally a desert that wouldn't exist without the invention of the Hoover Dam diverting water into that barren region
>>154982934ugly women can be porn stars now?
>>154982939Phoenix isn’t flyover
>>154982901>WELL I'M A-STANDING ON THE CORNER IN WINSLOW, ARIZONAright before they resume the broadcasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5igDtWadYms
>>154982949yeah ask your mum lol
and there it is
>>154982949No joke I think like 90% of porn stars are ugly
>>154982948And yet, people have lived there and in Arizona for centuries.
>>154982949yeah ask your mum
come onnnn DOUBLE PLAY
>>154982957bodied that freak
>>154982946
>>154982901You unironically adapt to it. On the other side though you're like super sensitive to cold.
>>154982963if they're fun with no stds who cares
my sneks
blowpenbros... we are so back!
>buntWhat a fucking retard
>Scammer Scott
CRAZY perdomo
>>154982980what do I care if they have STDs? I'm not the one fucking them.
>bunting while up 3-1 in the count
KEKering take notes
Domo is DUMBO
>>154982901>t. lives in st louis or ohio or some midwest shithole instead of the sunny southwest with s-tier outdoors
SOX bros....is it over?
so if you're dbacks coach, how are you feeling after that bunt?
>>154982901dry 105 is better than humid 90 by a mile
>>154982980all porn stars have both types of herpes and a 99% chance of multiple strains of hpv
>>154982901unironically looking up the rent now, and while decently cheap, I don't think I can live there. It's like 120 in the summer
>>154983006yup, i'd much rather take dry desert hot
>>154983010ive got both types of herpes
>>154983006like i said, flyovers literally cannot understand i'd 1000% rather golf in a dry 104 than a humid 88
Tanner freakin' Scott!
FAGGOTBACKS KEK
avoided the sweepgg sneks, see you tomorrow for the rubber match
GGs DBacks, a real nail biter
GG dodgers
>>154983006Both suck, hence the good parts of LA are expensive as fuck.
Doyers win that close game!
Doyers won that gamegg sneks cya tomorrow
>>154983012AC exists bro just stay inside during the summer
>>154983023be nice
so how does one fix the dodgers bullpen
>>154983024its a 4 game series m8
>>154983018i believe it aussie women are promiscuous as fuck
good game, dbacks
N-never in doubt haha
Holy hell what a gameGg sneks
GG sneks
>ohtani pitching
remember when this guy saved 3 homers in one (1) game?
>>154983037it's one of the best pens and should get better
>>154983037they got it they got it
kirsten :)
>>154983047He pulled a Canseco?
>>154983040yeah im also an idiot that didnt wear condomsanyway, life goes on
Thus concludes another thrilling day of baseball. Tell me, /mleb/, did your team win today?
kino game, a lil pregame for october mayhaps?
>>154983012The desert has 30-40 degree swings when the sun goes down. It might be 110 during the day but it'll be 80 overnight. It's not like flyover territory where temps only drop 10% overnight
>>154983059i dont regret anything, antibiotics exist for a reason
>>154983047Hope they savor it all season.
Ohtani will be the starter tomorrow, and I'm already nervous.
Ohtani shouldn't hit tomorrow and just focus on pitching imoThese DB bats look legit and he's gonna get crushed if he keeps struggling with control like his last 2 starts.
>>154982966see >>154982948
>>154983071hmmm
>barely beating the dbags is like winning the world series to bandwagoners
>>154983071I'm really worried
>>154983084relax, nerd. it's just a game.
>>154983038thx, I forgot
>>154982881Fishhead doyer wife.
>>1549830832023 was years ago
>>154983064antibiotics don't work for viruses like herpes and hpv bud
Lauer was one out from getting the W. Do pitchers care about that sort of thing?
>>154983109he meant antiviral
>>154983093NOT FOR HIM
>>154983110probably not as much as getting paid nowadays unless it's a milestone kind of outing, I would think.
>>154983109K keep me posted doc
Brew Crew pitching lab is brewing...
>>154982934Just looked her up and she fucks black guys. I've deleted the file and I shan't be posting her anymore.
prev >>154981049
>>154983136oh so when he forgets the prev its no biggie but when I do multiple people have to point it out huh?
>>154983142Rape this guy
>>154982881bruh, how can you be so racist that you wouldn’t dump a load on her face?
>>154983142been doin' it for YOU PEOPLE
>>154983037prayer
>>154983061I'd be nervous playing a team like the Snakes that know the Dodgers well
>>154983142
Damn Cam Schlittler looked like he wanted to cry
>>154983169he was dealin' tho
>>154983153>you peoplethats some sort of phobic mate
>>154983169I used to feel bad when I DEALT in little league. Schlitter knew those poor gordos had no chance and felt bad for them
Friendly reminder the NL Central is extremely overrated. Will only have 2 teams over .500 at the end of the year
marinerfags are easily the most insecure, attention-seeking fanbase on this genny.
KEK stankee faggots really thought shit Shittler guy was going to win the cy? What a bunch of delusional retards. My mariners’ rotation stays mogging
>>154983202O kek we got a seether over here!
>>154983202ALL I DO IS SEETHE SEETHE SEETHE NO MATTER WHATGOT MARINERS ON MY MIND I CAN NEVER COPE ENOUGHAND EVERY GAME THEY BUILDIN' ON THAT WIN STREAK MY CORTISOL LEVELS GO UPAND THEY STAY THEREAND THEY STAY UPAND THEY STAY THERE
>>154983202no, it's another team and it ain't LA
Rewatching 2025 NLCS G4 rnHow tf was that game possible.
>>154983202Yankee cope!
Anyone else notice the best coast has been mogging lately?
>>154983226manfred fucked with the ballsthe usual ohtranny scriptsewers also choke every october
MEMPHIS PADRES
>>154983226Ohtani is pretty good at the sport of baseball.
>>154983241the amount of east coastie seethe has been rising exponentially
>>154983203Give Schlitter a chance! He's dealin!
>>154983226That game alone is worth an entire championship when we look back on the Ohtani Contract. imo the dodgers still need 1 more for the contract to be considered a clear success. but that game is one of the 5 best games from an individual player, regular or post season, any era of baseball.
>>154983228I'm a dodgerchad thoyou guys weren't this annoying last season. I don't know what changed.
Did you know? The last nine (9) world series have featured a team from a West division No team from a Central division has made the world series in that span. Flyovers: care to comment?
>>154983289the trashcans belong in a central division
Literally every year you fags say>mariners fans didn't used to be this annoying you're all upset that /we/ aren't bandwagonfags like (you) and /we/ support our team no matter how long they go without winning a title tl;dr- you hate mariners fans because we're real fans. you aren't.
>>154983289the mariners were one of those teams right?
>>154983297you suck. esp. the faggot the spams low effort threads.
>>154983280Actual dodgerchad here, I speak for all of us when I say we think M’s bros are alright. This is yankeefag false flagging.
We love the game is all
>UmaMusume ad in my /mlb/weebs grow stronger every week
>>154983309based
>>154983309sic him
Why don’t the mariners do any weebshit? I still remember when they were the Jap team bc of Ichiro but it seems like they’ve abandoned that
>>154983305What constitutes a low effort thread It's a picture with PREVIOUS and nothing else
>>154983316>>154983321Why do you post this child’s drawing here? What does it mean to you?
>>154983316>>154983321this is unhinged
gakt kek ugh
>>154983344ZAMN DAVE ROBERTS’ DAUGHTER LOOKS LIKE THAT?!https://x.com/LethalCashChuy/status/2061826249627226136/video/1?s=46
>>154983363God I hate women on social media so much
>>154983363Didn’t watch, buy would give her the business.
>There are fags itt who cannot stand a little coldWeak.
>at the Cardinals game the Tarps Off section brought a giant Pablo Sanchez dummy and made him take his shirt offPedo Month off to a fantastic start I see
>>154983363>not understanding the difference between college and major league stats>giving SB and HR totals without number of games>giving BA and not SLG>not knowing what a slash line is when your dad is a fucking baseball coachugh foids are so cringe yikes
>>154983402also>not knowing there’s a difference in run environment between 2005 and 2026ICK!
>>154983373>>154983379>>154983402Have sex, incels
>>154983169
>>154983422the people we share space with :(
>>154983422>Tells others to have sex>Like he still hasn't lost his virginityThis is way to common on this website
>>154983363
Eight in a row! Hottest team in baseball! The Seattle Mariners!
>>154983525The Mariners have powered up!
>>154983363Imagine being related to Dave Roberts. I feel really bad for her
>It was "Schittler's perfect game"kek stankeedoos
>the jints are behind the rocks in the NL Westholy shit what happened to this team
>>154983047You mean in the Angel's world series?
thanks manfred
notice a trend?
The Yankees are 3 and 9 versus teams over .500. Not only do they have just 3 wins in 12 games against teams over .500, but they have played the fewest number of games versus over .500 teams, by far. For example, the Rays lead the Yankees in the division but they have played 15 more games against teams over .500. The Yankees overall record is skewed heavily towards games versus teams under .500. It's a problem. This is the Yankees living up to their well earned reputation of the last fifteen years which is that they can't beat good teams.So, in other words, their current overall record is likely to get worse once they start playing teams over .500.
>>154984110Ruh roh raggy
>>154984110The Yankees combined record over the last 3 years against teams over .500 is strong, and they have won 3 division titles in the last few years. So, in other words, their current overall record is likely to get better once they start playing more teams over .500.
>>154984110kek rent free wall of text
>>154984110you won't be laughing after Schittler's perfect game!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM-UBakAh04&t=1340s
Crochet is dealing.
girugamesh is dealing
The bullpen is definitely a hot topic but lets be honest, >we won't win anything if the bats keep going completely ice cold. Jung can't carry >us all the way to the postseason.
>>154984291I think they should field some offers for some of their players and try to get something going next year.
>>154983938>>154983975I don’t understand the point you’re making. Why did you cross out two names? Seems like schizo nonsense.
>>154984311https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUFSB2plwzM
>>154984291good rotationthey blew up all their bats
i’d rather live on the east end of the third ward in houston at the height of the crack era than spend even 15 minutes in whatever the hell a seattle is.
The Seattle seethe continues
>>154983938>not even top 10 in OPS or ERA>b-but he pitches AND hits! give him more war! give him all the war!Gay fucking meme stat.
Looks like Riley O'Brien is turning back into a pumpkin.
i cant wait for the lockout
Arizona is hell on earth.
>>154984547What’s your team? He probably has a better ERA and OPS than every one if your players.
>>154984688kek That's right
>>154984679that's just your opinion man
>>154983169shit hitlers perfect game didn't fly so well
gm metsiners nation>>154984414gm
I had to look this up because I thought it was just shitposting, but it's true that the Seattle Mariners have yet to even appear in a World Series while even poverty clubs like the marlels have multiple times. Crazy stuff.
No...NO!
S..o....x
>cubes
>>154984967>Xheattle: first season 1977>Marlels: first season 1993holy moly, quite embarrassing for mariner fanatics. not even ONE (1) singular WS appearance in all of those years..
>>154984967>>154984994Jacksonville Mariners has a nice ring to it
>>154984967>Seattle Mariners have yet to even appear in a World Seriessource?
Bad morning. As usual.
non of you have played in the world series and non of you have won a ringyou're unlookers watching other men chase their dreams
>>154985011https://sports.yahoo.com/article/mariners-played-world-series-seattle-205807837.html
>>154984994Memes aside this has to rank up there with all time sports franchise buffoonery
it's about the journey not the destination, bandwagoners wouldn't get it.
The journey to where? An overpass filled with junkies and hiv needles? kek no wonder all those grunge losers an hero'd
>>154984994ouch
buenos dias a todos
>>154985022whoa
>tradcathconquistador1488
lil' dookie strutting his zesty ahh into the dugout like he just finished a runway show
>>154985068>>154985033>>154985000>>154984994Wow, you're all lucky enough to witness history!
>>154985021That's right. My name is Edgar Martinez.
>>154985105Making memories
My Brewskies keep on winningIs it just luck? Or can we win it all?You never know with baseball
>>15498513850th season without a pennant!
>>154985178actually you do knowyou see the brewers are a small market low budget team and so they have no chance at winningso don't get your hopes up
>>154984908Gm
>>154985196I've got a good feeling about this year.
>>154985210you say that every year
>>154985214I absolutely do not.
The Mets are simply not a competitive team.
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>>154985255youve had enough
>>154985255Are you Coffspie?
>>154985255Many are saying this
Tell me where is Coffspie for I much desire to speak with him?
>>154985303you know the rules
>>154985396?
why do seattlites chant "fuck the mets"
>>154985463Why wouldn't you?
>>154985229That lefty with the nasty sweeper is an intriguing reliever.
>>154985463Those are rude Jays fans in from Vancouver to buy milk and cause trouble.
>>154985557It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
>>154985566waow>basedbasedbasedbasedbase-
>>154985021That’s right. My name is Mike Trout.
>>154985557>>154985566For all of you saying, “they needed a lefty” you don’t go and just get a lefty for the sake of it… you want one with a track record of getting lefty’s out at least… that isn’t really the case here, that’s why I say he needs to work on his slider…
>>154985557We need more top of the line pitching and reliever’s to complete a top of the line team.
>>154985588>>154985620tbqh I don't know who is an available top reliever this year and I just wanted to say something nice about the Mets reliever even though striking out luke raley as a lefty is piss easy
>>154985463Seattle is desperate for someone to laugh at
>>154985695The mayor should be laughed at
>>154985852Governor is probably worse for the teams because of his faggy income tax.
>>154985094maybe run a better oppo candidate then The Hills star, Spencer Pratt
gm cobbee crew
I don't drink coffee
>>154985871? Baseball??
>>154985915I've never had one of these, or a rockstar, or a monster.
>>154984110>The Yankees are 3 and 9 versus teams over .500Until they start winning games against good teams, the Yankees will still be thought of as the Dodgers scouts said in 2024, and I paraphrase, "..just wait them out and they will eventually beat themselves". Yes, the Yankees have just 3 wins in 12 games vs teams better than .500, but it's the way the Yankees lose in those games that says they are the same Yankees.They try playing baseball early, soon realize they are being eating alive by good pitching, and then they fall back on their HR-or-nothing TTO approach at the plate which immediately produces a ton of no-contact at bats and lots of strike outs. Then the panic sets in and is carried into the field and on the bases where they choke while trying to make a play in a crucial moment in the game, and/or their weak bullpen collapses under pressure.We have seen this from the Yankees for most of the last sixteen seasons, but now their key players are older and less athletic. The Yankees are paper tigers, as always in the Brian Cashman era.
>>154985947NTA but now that I live alone I can never finish the milk before it goes bad (I like a splash in my coffee) so I've stopped drinking coffee and I'll grab a sugar free monster if I'm dragging ass in the morning
>>154985693Mariners should try to get aroldis chapman
>>154986009sugar free monster is good
>>154986027The sugar ones give me heartburn
>>154985985Is Judge out for very long?>>154986013He's expensive but that would be cool. What would the jints take for one measly reliever?>>154986009You can buy half and half in pints you know.
>>154986059Chapman plays for bawston and I would guess it would just take a couple mid tier prospects outside seattle’s top 10
>>154986121Did I confuse Aroldis and Matt? Kekkies!
>>154986027We call those white monster.
>>154985915>>154986009>>154986027I heard energy drinks cause cancer
>>154986038same
>>154986192Stick to wadur.
It's crazy that in mid may judge had more war than ohtani, and now half a month later he has half and even has a lower OPS.
>>154986156Your mom calls me white monster
>>154984994>spending the time to generate an AI image trying to own the hottest team in baseball Big yikes!
>>154986283got him
>>154984414Quite literally never ends The Yankeesfag is mindbroken
I am a Yankees fan and I think the Mariners are winning the world series
>>154986394That would be swell!
>series win vs barves>series win vs indians>series win vs padres>lose to the FUCKING MARLINSWHAT THE FUCK
>>154986437Wild, right? Even moreso considering they will be your 2026 World Series Champions!
Pete Woodworth up next on MLB Now.
>>154986550he throws the ball and hits it too? mvp!
gm /mlb/ and mariners nation. Almost fucked up my windows registry last night but I got it fixed. Good start to the morn
>>154986550But what about Ryback?
>>154986578>Washington makes you get a loicense for your windows Holy fuck anon make sure to shut them at night so you don’t get fined
>>154986192God I hope so. Off to the nearby Maverik to get a few more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSSQoLenK5E>spend three years playing baseball in college (hit two home runs in the entirety of playing there by the way)>get drafted in the fourteenth round>spend the next nine years hitting below .800 at every level of minor league ball>eventually get to the majors>play a grand total of 13 games>get kicked back to AAA>go play in mexico>retireprops to this guy for sticking it out but how do you not take playing three years in college and getting drafted in the fourteenth round as a sign when there are 17-18 year old high school kids getting taken in the first? following your dream is one thing but there are levels to this shit he clearly just did not recognize, on some level this has to be self inflicted
>>154986560He's been one of the best pitchers this season retard
How do you bruise a bone?
Does anyone else ever think about what it would be like to stuff Sarah Langs full of cock? Like with the ALS does she just lie there, does she shake around? Do her arms and legs just flop about as you hammer her cervix? I wonder what her boyfriend thinks about the situation
>>154986700AAA boys make decent money. He was probably earning $90k or more to play baseball half the year
>>154986736not cool
she has a great face for doggystyle
>>154986742>not cool
>>1549867364’s like her try really hard in bed Unironically better sex than a 9
>>154986736>>154986756Oh, I missed the ALS part Kill yourself faggot. Not funny
>>154986741yeah but how long was he grinding it out for something he clearly was not suited forif youre getting kicked around the minors for nine years maybe its an indication youre just not MLB material
>>154986766How about you quit posting quiter
>you makes the visiting team wear your deceased player's number>your broadcasters don't know the visiting team's homerun celebration>your manager saying Judge is not in the lineup makes it into the game's highlightsthen you wonder why everybody hates you
>>154986756>>154986761you're still right tho.
>>154986761>Kill yourself faggot. Not funny
>>154986736Absolute fucking jeet behavior.
>>154986785actually unlike that guy's talent for baseball I have a talent for postingits my callingso I shall continue
just a 300 million dollar silverback chucking 99 with a belly full of chiquita. god bless america.
>>154986799You would know
who could've predicted that schittler would have a disaster outing..
>>154986736You're like a day late posting this, my man
>>154986811you oughta know, sweetie!
>>154986761all of my this. where are the mods on this sub
>>154986806if posting on /mlb/ were like playing baseball, I would be a perennial all star and have multiple mvp awards by now
>>154986864ive been voted mvp of this genny multiple times
>>154986742>>154986761>>154986799>>154986839>>154986854heck yeah guys!
>>154986701so give him cy youngmid hitter + good pitcher ≠ mvp
>>154986884all me
Lol you guys actually have basic levels of human empathy, wow you must be reddit
if a dh gets an mvp its a meaningless award.
>>154986916It's actually reddit to not wanna use women as toys, doe.
>>154986798>>154986862>>154986884>nothing is sacred for me bro >I have the OPPOSITE opinion of society >I laugh at tragedy You have to be 18 to post here guys
>>154986880are you a two-way poster like me?
>>154986916empathy for a random picture on the internet is not human empathy
>>154986890.927 OPS ain’t mid buddy He’s a top 10 hitter
>>154986890>mid hitter
>>154986935>a random pictureAre you saying that anon just wants to rape a photo of Sarah Langs?
the only good Dodger
At 12:40 today the Mariners will go for their THIRD consecutive series sweep and NINTH consecutive win! You’re all invited to watch the hottest team in baseball :)
>>154986935>That's a picture of a person, it's not actually a person
>>154986932if by two way you mean i both pitch and catch then yes
>>154986957you're the first person to mention rape.I won't reply to any more canadian flags today.
>>154986550I think it is inevitable that Corbin break Curtis Grandersons modern triples record (23) playing in the NL West. But could he ever reach 30? Even break the record at 36? And if he did break 30 triples, would that secure him a MVP?
everything we experience on the computer is just pixels changing colors arbitrarily
>>154986977Oh, now I'm the one wanting to rape Sarah Langs. When did that happen?
>>154986985no, because triples dont actually mean that much in the grand scheme of things and its more of a funny meme fact than anythingmove it to home runs then we're talking
>>154986971>That's real life, it's not actually an image board
A dingle rbi single
i know everyone is gassing up this mcgonigle nigga but what good is he if hes just a glorified slap hitterwheres the power
>>154987017>4chan just randomly put a Portuguese flag next to my post, I'm not actually from Portugal
s e a t t l e m a r i n e r s eattlemarinersbtw
>>154987043Blessed post Blessed webmBlessed franchise
>>154986957>Canadian jeet sees a photo of a woman>immediately thinks of rape>gets upset, accuses others of rape
>>154987043europoors will never understand or experience such sovl
>>154986437Sometimes you bay, sometimes you baw
>“He predicted the Yankees would win the World Series during his appearance on the Jimmy Fallon show. It’s impressive that he was able to be on the show despite batting .239,” said Hamilton.
>>154986994No one mentioned rape until you. Sex exists outside of rape. Jesus Christ, I thought the CanaJeet thing was just a meme
>>154987043Gee, I wish I lived in Seattle! I'd be a Mariners fan!
>>154987066ja in germany ve dont do ze baseballinstead we simply go to berghain and do ze rave
>>154987043sovl
>>154987086Seattle was a S-tier American city until recently. Too bad the state and local government are destroying it with huge income taxes. It’ll be the next Detroit. Everyone will leave.
>>154987043>"fan" buys a ticket to try and put himself overworks me into a shoot, not gonna like
I do not care for the Mariners
>>154987043Many are saying this!!
>>154987043why do mariners fans have so much more SOVL than all east coasties? https://youtu.be/8n-quhVaJM8
I'm an Astros fan and I think the Mariners are gonna win the division for the next 5 years
>>154987114it's clearly b-roll going into commercial, probably from a jumbotron dance contest or some shit
I'm a reddit user, but I think that /mlb/ has better baseball discussion
>>154987108that's too bad. at least the mariners have played in a world series, if it's any consolation.
From the bleachers to the ballfield and everywhere in between …Baseball is for everyone. #Pride
>im gonna keep posting it trying to rev mariners fans despite being ignored 200 times kek
>>154987161We already determined it's where all the baseball discussion is. Especially if you're a Yankees or Dodgers fan.
Why is Pablo Sanchez from Backyard Baseball a better hitter than Shohei Ohtani
I didn't realize Wisconsin is the Alabama of the north.
>>154987170holy seethe kek
>>154987144I don’t think /our/ window is that long. The A’s will be good once they reach Vegas. Rags could win it this year too
>>154987174they stole his design from bonk
why are mariners fans so insecure about not ever playing in a world series?
>>154987141Because the teams on the east coast are used to winning
How come the mariners haven’t been able to garner a fanbase outside of their geographic region like some other teams have?https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/04/24/upshot/facebook-baseball-map.html
>>154987194That’s true. The Yankees have one title the last 25 years. As a Mariners fan I wish that was us!
>>154987215Because the Mariners brand doesn’t attract T-shirt fans like the Sox, Cubs, Doyers, or Yanks. Mariners fans are real fans, simple as.
fatherless behavior
>>154987193You are mistaken. The Mariners have been around since 1977 and had 116 wins in 2001, one of the best seasons all time. The Mariners have definitely made it to a world series. It would be unfathomably pathetic if they havent
>>154987043yeah... YEAH!!!
ai sloppa poster still going at it. what causes this level of autism?
>>154987286AI and AI-posting is based
>>154987286Graphics cards glued together I reckon.
>>154987286Anime website
>>154987286I don’t understand it. He posts the same dogshit, along with new dogshit, in every single genny, 24 hours a day for months and years on end despite never getting any (you)s. Is it just a bot? Is it mossad?
>>154987331
whentani
>ctrl+f>mariner>33 resultsDecent but could be betterReminder to keep it Mariners related
>>154987378ohtani's first at bat today is at 6:40 pm pst.
>>154987401>Reminder to keep it Mariners related*marner related
>>154987401reddit: the team
What goes together better than the Mariners in the world series?
mariners are reddit
>>154987435>>154987442
>>154987300>>154987086
Post world series highlights of your favorite team
>>154987441My cock and your mom’s holes
>>154987511Based mom-fucker poster
>>154987479I like these two
>>154987331it's called being based and antisemetic
>>154987511KEK gottem
>>154987522A commercial told me that being antisemitic is wrong
>>154986789>yup>looks like someone's seething about the yankees again
>>154987442Oh yea? How does reddit feel about the sandlot, jomboy, fangraphs, elden ring, the criterion collection, smash burgers, and craft IPAs?
mariners kek
>TO BEAT THE DOGGIE DOO'S YOU GOTTA SCOOP THE POO
DILLON DINGER
DINGLED
>>154987479Interestingly enough, most of our team’s “storied” moments happened in the ALCS. We do have a good handful of world series memories. I’m sure every team has at least one good World Series moment to choose from.https://youtu.be/8sSLpcEtzX8?si=UtCZ7UAeqSVcjjIOhttps://youtu.be/GOXoC34bBMo?si=lEdSaQpGVi6wTcxchttps://youtu.be/DciVwik5edI?si=sezfLha7VZcH5xTQhttps://youtu.be/eQnHJwIabBU?si=CptZZG23STTY-_JKhttps://youtu.be/DeLpoYvA-MU?si=lCwsRpTlz3gbX8G6https://youtu.be/u83_7cC0fLQ?si=ertkFMp5lpn61W3Ihttps://youtu.be/eAlKp2llei4?si=e5gEozabE_pNNsoi
>>154987557only ohtani can defeat the dodgers
>>154987544smashburgers are good (two patties with cheese and onions)
Maybe this is cope but tbqh one of my favorite parts of being a mariners fan is the lack of a world series appearance. It makes every season feel intense and high stakes, and I’ll probably care less about the team if/when they finally win one. The same thing happened with the Seahawks, I used to follow them religiously but I kinda stopped caring after the first owl win.
>>154987588Decoy left a big ol’ poodre on the field kek
>>154987584>I’m sure every team has at least one good World Series moment to choose from.o kek
>>154987457Based
I love nintendo, not winning rings, and the seattle freakin' mariners
>>154987588>Shohei saw this, ran back to the clubhouse, got a bag and cleaned it upThis is the difference between Japanese and Dominican superstars
Peff believes in the Mariners.
>>154987605KEK
>>154987647All of western Washington is fucking full of tourists. I know because they annoy they shit out of me on a daily basis.
>>154987650The Dominicans would have beat the dog to death and then taken a shit on the field too
it's up!https://www.mlb.com/all-star/ballot
How are Rays fans feeling right now? Can't tell if they're the real deal or not.
>>154987647>in fucking OregonMount Hood, Crater Lake>or WashingtonSeattle, the Olympics, Mt. Rainier>or New HampshireThe White Mountains, lake WinnipesaukeeNow compare that to Iowa or fucking Nebraska
>>154987588We need decoy to take a shit in the Dbacks outfield pool for old time's sake
>>154987588I know everyone hates the dodgers but I don't understand how you can hate ohtani.Dude just wants to play baseball.
>>154987715The Corn Palace is a scam!
>>154987748Didn’t even know such a place existed until you told me about it a minute ago
there are three baseball games being played right now but no one cares because oops! all shitters kek
>>154987774I'm gravely disappointed in the Rays.
Ha, I got it!
Mariners!
>>154987774>not watching the undercard matches
Whats everyone's favorite small team (that isn't their own)?For me, it's the Athletics.
>>154987286He’s from /nfl/ but there’s no football so he’s here until football season starts
>>154987723I mean he did get on his alt and sent ai translated death threats to his teammate
>>154987774>wednesday early afternoon game at tropicana field there’s probably great acoustics right now with all those empty seats
>>154987830Based
post 'em
>>154987535so did a billboard, but here we are
>>154987823I like the Brewers and the Reds.The Brewers have a knack of making something out of nothing by using small ball and hustling for extra bases. And Cincinnati needs some gold old friendly support.
>>154987830BASED SHOGET RUSH IN THE MIX
Why are the the announcers of the White Sox game glazing Ohtranny?
>>154987830kek
>>154987866THAT'S OUR SOGAY OHTRANNY <3PRIDE MONTH, FAGGOTS
>>154987866ohtani
the kinda player your pepaw points his cane at and says "see that? they dont build em like that no more"
>>154982881I'd rather have this
>>154987846Manifesting this as the World Series. Also picked Murakami because he's a based Jap
Ez
>>154987887reminder that they stopping letting him pitch in his mid-twenties or so, but the bat was worth it. not saying he should stop, but 50-50 ohtani was incredible to see
>>154987894Ben Williamson mentioned
>not strategically voting for all the best players on your division rivals to make it more expensive for them to re-sign them in FAshiggy
i can't believe matt olson played 840+ games straight
>>154987846disgusting senpai
This got a chuckle out of me
>>154987951Nice
Feels good to not vote for judge, rice or ohtani
>>154987951>the las vegas sacramento athletic phillies of oakland
My Asstros are in the comfiest no-pressure position. No postseason prospects. No tanking. Just baseball.
I started getting into actually watching a season this year and Im in Colorado so I have to watch the RockiesWatched a bit last season when they were getting raped. Saw the game in person where they lost 0-21This seasons but pretty fun to see em do better but with ups and downs.
>>154987958Forgot KC
>>154987674It's not that bad when it isn't cruise season. Even when it is, there are certainly worse places to live. 10s of millions of people visit here every year and I get it every day.
>Cal Raleigh is scheduled to begin a rehab assignment in Everett on Sunday. On Tuesday, he will join Tacoma on and play the week with the Rainiers.
>>154987976That’s the magic of baseballEven when your team is dogshit, the wins and meme magic feel that much brighter when they happen
>>154987976Used to live in Denver I loved when the Rox would be 20 games back in August Dirt cheap tickets and sit wherever you want
>>154987976insanely based
>>154988013damn they got my nigga on a rehab assignment on princess party night?
>>154988013he's never making it back to the show
>>154987774That will change when the Mariners game starts in 40 minutes!
>>154988049>princess nighti have a feeling theres going to be a disturbing amount of single men there
>>154988013If Cal is able to come back even half as good as last year the M’s lineup will be unstoppable
>>154987774Halfway considered watching nats marlins, but that just doesnt even seem like a real match up. Who the hell watches the nats or the marlels.
>>154988013>>154988057You guys remember what happened last time he went to Tacoma?
>>154988076frogs are for the family
>>154988025Dude the wins are euphoric. Never was a team sports guy much before but investing more lately. Shits fun.>>154988040Another fun one was a Royals game on a Tuesday. $16 and I was outfield front row lmao.>>154988041No u
Kind of racist if they don't have a Prince night
>>154988076You think the aquasox boys try to smash one of the princess girls
>>154988076maybe if it was for a doyers affiliate
>>154987976a lot of teams are letting their younger guys play and it's kind of working out
>>154988079tbqh I think the m's should carry 3 catchers because pereda and garver have carried their weight and it's an excuse to dfa refsneeder
>>154987976>>154988040Rockies have a monthly pass you can buy for standing room only it's like $50 and you can go to every game that month. They had a season pass version too. Pretty based.
>>154988112prince is dead
>>154988138I watch most of the game at home standing anyway so that would be great.
>>154988145the artist formerly known as price night
>>154988145The artist formerly alive as Prince
Cal what the hell man get yo big ass head back into the png senpai gah damn
I knew a girl back in the day from Detroit. She was walking through the lobby of a hotel one time when she got shoulder checked by someone walking in the other direction. She turned around and called him a jerk, and he turned to her and winked. It was Prince (before he died).
>>154988138>>154988164The view looks pretty good, I'd hang out up there and drink cheap beers. I'd hit every game if I lived close enough, cost is so low you could just leave when they're playing like shit and not feel bad.
>>154988244Based Prince
Fuck Tampa Bay bitch ass team
>>154988299>t. yankee doodle dandy
>>154987457Mirin.
>>154988445Thanks pal. Made a whole bunch of Nats themed ones after that, you'll see 'em throughout the season
>>154988445>that picI LIKE THE YANKEES NOWGO YANKEES
The best team in the AL getting swept by a team that had two wins in there last 10
>>154986736So did this ever get resolved?
>>154988553That's baybawl
nu: >>154988574
>>154988145so is Lou Gerrick
>>154988138Have you ever seen Gianna?
>>154988575i snaffed her fartooger hole
kek o!
>>154987887kek, that picture amazing
