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what's this all about?
>>154988574So the Mariners are sponsored by Nintendo and their starting pitcher's name is Kirby?
really? not a single WS appearance?
dodgers
>>154988592Not a single one. Established in 1977 btw.
>>154988595
>>154988595The twink to her right should've motorboated them breasts
>>154988592I looked it up. It's unbelievable... but it's true!
>>154988595that's a man
>>154988574This AI slop is more insulting to Marlins fans than Mariners with those Dolphins colors.
>>154982954AZhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkb811y4fkI
Two batters into the game and the foid ump has already blown an obvious call
marin-ACK
>>154988661That was tough to watch. Stands look pretty full tho, I assume Seattle has a loyal fanbase for its shit-ass baseball team
>>154988661naylor sucks on defense
NASHVILLE PADRES!
Kirby stinking again?
>>154988701Not his fault. Bad error
>>154988679NASHVILLE COCK-SUCKERS!That's not an indictment against Nashville. I've visited a few times for business and I've found that there are large numbers of trashy, bleach-blonde aspiring country singers who will gladly take you in their mouth
the twins are falling back down after whooping the sox
>>154988652It's HER TURN, you sexist BIGOT
>>154988701He looks fine, Naylor fucked up an easy inning ending double play
>>154988718>>154988731That's too bad.
>Has a rich and strong baseball culture>0 MLB teams
>>154988701He has an incredibly thin neck. Pencil-like, even
>>154988672Best behaved, least annoying fans
JIANT PENIS CRAWFORD
>>154988738No need. We've got America's Team.
>>154988741>Only 999 votesIt's worthless
>>154988738>Jarvis, overlay this map and a population density map of black people
JP!
>>154988738They all rally behind Faglanta or the Royals, a team there would just make a small market team like the Royals even smaller
>>154988738Texarcana is in Texas
Aaaaand now the mariners haters log off for the day kek
>>154988738The Poo-Ston Ass & Holes are just to the west of that map
>>154988731Naylor? I hardly know her!
>>154988786why would we do that?
>>154988602@grok how many years has it been since 1977
Marlins haters got real quiet...
>>154988786No such thing as a Mariners hater!
what the hell is going on in xheattle?
>>154988652Imagine if the female umps had to get gangbanged by the 9-man roster of the team they wronged if that team lost the game. Would be hot to see one of them on all fours, struggling to service that many cocks
>>154988786Nah Kirby is mid he’ll give up a lead again
>>154988838Hey hey, it's time for some Crazy Taxi.
>>154988793BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154988738sorry, all berds fans
Find kek o!
>>154988843go back to pakistan
>>154988838Based driver
>>154988838it was ichiro>asian drivers
>>154988865it was a woman
a lot of talk about the padres relocating, but I think the mariners are a better candidate. they have smaller attendance numbers, and have had less success than the padres. it's just not a good baseball city.
>>154988838it was some stupid bitch from utah
>>154988851Mid for the mariners rotation maybeHe’d be an ace on most teams
Why are people hating on the mariners? How could you hate them? They are the underdog team who has never won anything of importance. They have been around for nearly fifty years and saw other teams start up and win the world series as they squandered great teams and incredible talent. Cmon guys, let's take it easy on them
>>154988883Mariners are top 10 in attendance despite being one of the smaller markets in the leagueCope & seethe & dilate
>>154988892No he wouldn’t. It’s easier to pitch in Seattle than anywhere else. The Mariners don’t have an ace. They have 4 guys who would be the #2 or #3 starter for almost the entire league
Love Ewing and Benge
>>154988891>>154988838Salt Lake City Padres activists are psychotic.
>>154988894the ALDS is their world series and they won two
>>154988899This anon is correct. T-Mobile Park is one of the few areas in Seattle where their fentanyl-addled homeless population can't freely rape or murder you, so people pack it in there whenever they can
>>154988906Both look promising. Didn’t know them before this series because I’m a west coastie
>>154988838>EVwaymoniggas are retarded and have no idea what or where the road is
>>154988899>>154988883They're closing up the stadium top!
oh those m's got the genny bubblin again huh?
Take notes Metsbuddies, this tech could be yours too... IF you let my Mariners get the sweep.
Are the Pirates status still fucked? Last I heard of them, their own was still a huge fag.
>>154988917Projecting NY fag or projecting flyover fag?
>>154988883It's true. Charleston Mariners makes a lot of sense.
>Mariners booth talking about roof technologykek healy and goldy got the genny open
>>154988929Eternally
>>154988936try that sentence again, Rajesh
Twins going for the nuclear option
>>154988929isn’t this the guy who used his car as a battering ram in waukesha?
>>154988972No this is.
>>154988942>umm... are you from a city or not? Either way you're projecting!
>>154988917Oh…oh god no. Please no >inb4 per capita You lose that by a wide margin
Oy, Ewing
you rent a shoebox
My NATS have a chance to tie this thing!
>>154988945washington is a bizarro maine/new hampshire
>>154988981they needed somebody with similar hair, very advanced scouting by the fo, you understand.
>>154988997GGGRRRRRAAAAAGGHFHF I HATE THE NATIONALS SPAM SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
>>154988981>that shape up beard>that perm press hairis this nigga a puerto rican jew? https://youtu.be/MT5xeTJUSWk?si=_dltPLdscgSM1sE0
>>154988988almost 17000 homeless junkies in that little city? wow. that's like half their stadium attendance
>>154988988Plus they’re literally all quarantined in a one block radius far away from anywhere relevant. I’ve lived here 11 years now and have interacted with fewer homeless people than when I visited NY for a week in 2018
>>154989030>>154988917FUCKING JEW YORKERS! TWO PLANES WASN'T ENOUGH!
>pereda bat flip singlekek I love this guy
mets
Damn, my NATS got swept. I'm just happy the guys played their best and had fun
>>154989029there’s a lot of homeless people everywhere but the most ever are in kings county i think on the west coast somewhere, but they actuallyhelp them rehab to curb the numbers down because it got so bad
>>154988988>3.5x the size of seattle>almost 10x the amount of homeless damn
>>154989065>wear black and red Nazi jerseys 3 games in a row>beat Braves in a seriesMake those your default
guys, all star voting is open…
Flyovers would never understand, but Seattle druggies have aura. They’re all chill and have good taste in music and generally won’t bother you, sometimes they even dap you up if you don’t look like a fag. They don’t shit on the sidewalk or beg for pocket change or get methed out and try to shank you like on the east coast or midwest
>>154989029Seattle-King County is literally 12x larger than NYC lol. It’s the same size as the entire NY metro area. East coasties cannot understand how large states are out west lol
>>154988968Are the Pirates status still fucked? Last I heard of them, their OWNER was still a huge fag.
>>154989069nobody in this thread who likes the yankees actually lives in poo york so what’s the point of talking about this?
I swear the Marlins have cursed us
>>154989080a lot of people make the mistake of thinking that homeless drug addicts are all the same
M’sbros I’ve seen this game before we’re losing unfortunately. Too many pitches from Kirby. Bullpen will fuck it up cuz they gotta throw 5 innings
>>154989080Actually kinda true kek
>>154989094Based Florida not providing free shit for hobos. The west coast’s answer to homelessness is to give them more and more.
>>154989100>noon baseballkek pnwcoasties have a bed time tonight
>>154989111you have no choice, what are you gonna do? sleep in the swamp with the sun blasting you and an aligator ready to eat you?
>>154989094Tampa is exclusively retired boomers, obviously none of them are going to be homeless. And property is relatively cheap there because no one actually wants to live there kek
>>154989097Are there fentanyl zombies in Denmark? You want to avoid those ones at all costs, they’re totally unaware of reality and will kill you for no reason
>>154988738Football and nascar country, they don't really care about baseball
>>154989100Sad but true.
>>154989133If Florida had west coast politics they’d build huge air conditioned shelters everywhere and provide them with healthcare and food, then be baffled when the homeless population triples in a year
>>154988894fuck that team and their plebbit fanbase
>>154989140The FL stands for Flyover KEK
outta da jam!
>>154989147i don't think it's as common in DenmarkI think the junkies still do heroin here
>>154989169Seething, obsessed, dilate, etc
>>154988899>top 10nope
>>154989140nobody cares
>>154989080holy cope
>>154989195…about Tampa
jp doubleford :)
>>154989078>not voting for Jake "the rake" Bauersngmi
>>154989173Seattle is genuinely a gorgeous city and a great place to live if you can handle 8 months of fog and rain. /spol/tards get upset from their red state flyover shanties
PCA is better than any Dodger player
>>154989173reddit disciples think overpaying to live in a homeless community is good kek
>>154989192>so obsessed he actually looked it upholy kek yikes
>>154989192>sorted by averageretard
glad you like xheattle sis but it's not for me
>>154989192Big cringe my guy!
>>154989247>overpayingNo such thing, prices are determined by supply and demand, and demand is high in Seattle because it’s a great place to live. Typical flyover cope
kek xheattle xhisters are seething about republicans for no reason again
>Casty DFAhe was funny and it was cool we paid league minimum for him, but this was due, we'll always have that clutch home run though
>>154989254>more home games = more total attendancewoah
>>154989263Yeah the trailer park suits you a lot better
luv me mariners.luv me city.simple. as.post your city
Starting to think all the anti-Mariners shit is a Mariners fan seeking attention. No one is that stupid
>>154989269false, your government is just funneling that money into homeless shelters and “””public services”””a square foot is a square foot
why are the mariners fanatics coping so hard ITT? is it the 48 years with not a single WS appearance?
>>154989299yeah this all feels manufactured. what is wrong with marintroons
>Fedde>winBetter late than never. Good job avoiding the salvaging it
>>154989299I think it’s a combo of yankee fags who are insecure about Cal being better than Judge last year, and a deranged midwest faggot who has been seething for like a year that we called him flyover once
>>154989297Expansion team when?Kidding, of course. That would be silly
>>154989192Why do people on here keep saying San Diego should move when they are second in attendance? Seems like a good baseball town
>>154989254>10th Angels
>>154989297>water locked fentanyl trannies shitting on the streetsthe paradisio is better lil fella
>>154989327It is. If anything, the Mariners could use a change of scenery.
>>154989307that’s not how real estate works retard lmaotypical red state education
>>154989327its dodger fags being insufferable because SD has a more loyal fanbase
>>154989297I relocated to El Paso specifically to find and fuck the shit out off the Chihuahuas anon.
>>154989332cut him some slack. he said believe it or not
>>154989327it's just one guy and his copypasta
Jacksonville Mariners
>>154989327They are still living off the 2022 hype. They'll regress back to averaging 18th like they did in the 2010s
Moving the Florida teams out west seems like an agreeable compromise.
>>154989334>water locked fentanyl trannies shitting on the streetsbut enough about san francisco
>>154989339i am from california born in san diego naval hospital at the military basewhere were you born? the meth clinic?
>>154989347i like that the chihuahuas have their own little ripoff version of the western metal building
>>154989346no, i'm the one who said that they have a good team and thought it was weird to see half of the crowd cheering for LA when they have a good team right there
>>154989358nobody wants to move out there sis
of course the Mariners broadcast has a 5min tangent about the dike umpire
>>154989358Move the rays to Portland, the marlins to SLC and the astros to boise. Then realign the divisions so there’s a PNW division
>>154989346That’s what happens when you win championships. Every fair weather bandwagonfag in existence buys a shirt and a hat and runs their mouth
>>154989379same with AZ
>>154989383>LASan Antonio Dodgers by 2035...
>>154989383Yes they do. Flyovers just cant afford it lol
>>154989379How many rings has this "good team" won? because LA has 3 this decade
Indianapolis Marlins
>tfw there’s grasshopper shortage in Seattle so they can’t sell them this season at T-Mobile
>>154989388Boise is way too small to ever have pro sports
>>154989325i've been here, alaska is beautiful >>154989334>hurricane ravaged "foliage" and uninsurable property destined to be swept away lmao>>154989347good luck, i've heard it's not a real team. also now try posting pics of your city you actually took yourself kek
Indianapolis Indians (formerly the San Diego Padres)
You took Samad Taylor from us Dad!!
Nobody tell xir...
>>154989379>>154989393Based doyerfags. They've always been bros.>>154989346>>154989392Haters always lose. See you tomorrow.
Bruh why does this metsiners ump take like a full 5 seconds to call a strikeStop trying to farm aura and just make the call you slow faggot
heh, Kirby SUCKS
>WHOA YOUR TEAM IS GOOD SO YOU HAVE MORE FANS WHEN THEY WIN>WOW SUCH A REVELATION
Death by a thousand cuts Mariners streak dead at 8. It was a good run bros
>>154989442>attracting a bunch of jeets is now being framed as a good thingthe flyover cope is becoming desperate
>>154989453I understood this joke.
KING JAY88 AND HIS HOT ANIME GIRL
>>154989425tampa doesn’t even get hurricanes, now lets talk about that incredible seattle weather
>>154989432You'll get Salas and Fermin soon, brother
>>154989424They’d have better attendance than the gays and marlels combined
>>154989474yayyyyyyy
remember to be kind to our padrefriends
How are these coastal hellholes going to keep the homeless alive with eroding tax bases?
>>154989453AHAHAHAHAHA GET IT?! JUST LIKE THE NINTENDO CHARACTER!
What game should I play tonight after this Mariners Mets game is done?Rome 2 Total War Old WorldDawn of War DEAge of Mythology
>>154989483>Mariners employ Kirbypoyo
>>154989484Rome with a medieval mod
>>154989453KIRBY NO DONT DO IT!
>>154989484chaos overlords
Nintendo has Pokémon so Nintendo is cool to me
>not one or two but FIVE weak base hits already bad luck for Kirby
keeeeeeeeeeeeek
Has JP successfully turned a double play once this season? Bro is washed
>Falling for the double stealMariners are just not trying this game.
/we/ need Cal back
>>154989482Can they leave sooner please?
DOBBLE STEEL!
>>154989500this was deboonked
>>154989349Arte Moreno is a pretty cool guy.
I never played a Kirby game before
>>154989482>Heh, you're to poor to move to XheattleMeanwhile...
>>154989513Mariners are top 5 in the league in double plays
>>154989520Why did sonic do it?
>>154989332Angels always do well with attendance so he's not wrong.
>>154989538i only played kirby's avalanche which was not even a kirby game
>>154989482They’re relying on AI (another Indian)
gg mets it was bound to get back to normal sometime
>>154989540its almost like people want to keep their money instead of funding sex reassignment surgeries for the seattle homeless population
>>154989520Shadow is a Dodgers fan, but not really. He just does it for the latinas
>>154989538Planet Robobot on 3DS is good
M-E-T-S YES YES YES!
>getting blown out by the lowly mestOUCH
fucking lol
>naylor i hardly even know her
Give it to me!!!!
It ain't lookin good!
>>154989540>>154989564Washington has no state or local income taxes retards
>>154989538tilt 'n' tumbleair ride
>>154989543there was a survey too and those were the results. i've been there and it's a bunch of families and OC moms hanging out
I think the mariners SUCK!!
>>154989505I never played this
>Seimen? I can't see anything without my glasses!
fuck ass mariners cost me 10 bucks
>>154989442>>154989482>>154989540All I got out of this was the fact nobody is wanting to live in Cali anymore, lmao.
This Kirby guy stinks
>>154989559if /we/ win this game /we/ are winning the pennant every bounce has gone the other way today
mets play kino ball
>>154989595>replying to chikaner
>>154989584That’s not true anymore kek
Oh no the mariners are… still in first place
>>154989595The weather is too perfect Sanjeet, no matter how poorly California is run/managed. The weather is the best
>>154989595Or any of the other progressive democrat coastal hellscapes
>>154989606I don’t think that’s him. Different filenames and wordformatting
>>154989584That’s about to change in a big way WA and Seattle are taxing the fuck out of wealthy people in the near future
The Mets BABIP luck has been insane today but I’m not even mad, my m’s got lucky on some hard hit balls the past two games
Marinersisters...we got too cocky
>>154989595That's ok Vikramjit, nobody expected you to be intelligent.
>>154989442A lot of this movement is blacks leaving cities like NYC and Chicago and moving back down south which unironically bodes well for them.
>>154989584they still have a high tax burden kek
>>154989626Law of averages always catches up to you
>>154989595Everybody wants to live in California. The government makes it very difficult.
>>154989613>Yes, I know the state is ran like shit, and anyone with a working braincell is moving out, but WHAT ABOUT MUH WEATHER!
>>154989637But the map you posted shows they have a mid tax burden?
>>154989642Aren’t they desperate for transplants now that everyone is leaving?
>Tatis has played half his games at 2B this year>already top 5 in OAAhe probably could win a gold glove there if my Padres committed to it
>>154989647>anyone with a working braincell is moving outI have a job that pays well and own multiple properties, moving out would be ceding the state to the libtard trannies and spics. Hard pass on that one.
>haven’t posted in over a week and it’s still just nonstop directionbrain politics posting
>>154989637>map shows they have a lower tax burden than the rest of the west coast, most of the east coast, and most of the midwest>B-BUT DEY HAVE A HIGH TAXESMeth addled flyovers in charge of reading their own maps kek
Seattle Marinara spilling their spaghetti kekaroo
>>154989666Yeah, I'm sure you alone will make Cali a red state, bro.
>>154989619Yeah on million dollar annual incomes which is like 10 people kekIs this the part where flyover retards pretend they have a realistic chance of making that much money at any point in their lives?
>>154989606ALWAYS
>lossing to the mest
>>154989677>than the rest of the west coastkek, u lost
WHAT THE FUCK UMPS
coastard melty thread
TIMES UP PEREDA
>>154989701>which is like 10 people Flyovers simply do not understand how wealthy west coast cities are https://www.washingtonpolicy.org/publications/detail/seattle-will-soon-have-the-highest-top-income-tax-rate-in-america
>>154989701You don’t understand how this shit works dude. It always starts as a tax “only for the rich”. Then the government realizes how much money they can bring in if they lower the baseline it just a little. And they can always find people who make less than the new limit so they can agitate for it.
>>154989667It do be like that
LEARN TO COUNT MARIES
Mariners are shooting themselves in the foot every inning
Umps just raped Seattle lmao
wow xheattle really fell off. they may never make it to even a single world series. crazy stuff
>>154989747Not /our/ day. Every break has gone to the Mets
>>154989749We're the defending super bowl champions, eat shit.
relocate the mariners. they are not a serious ball club.
Didn't think it was possible for a >.500 team to lose to the mest but here we are.
Another umpirical win for New York City
reminder
yeah, you can't do that bitchboiwalk the fuck back to the dugout lmao
154989749/We/ will still support the Mariners no matter what :)
>>154989667Welcome to modern day 4chan enjoy your stay
I’m gonna hazard a guess that most or all of the anti-seattle seethe in this thread is coming from fans of teams who aren’t even first place in their divisions. Sad!
>>154989754take it to nigger felon league genny sis
>>154989754cant hear you from all the way down there lil fella
>>154989771MANY such cases!
I’ve been to Seattle once it’s nothing special. Took a bike ride around the city. The UW campus was nice though.
Baseball in 2026:>ackshually you’ve already had one time out and you’re out for trying to call a second one I’m laughing at you Seattle but know that I’m crying for what Manfred has done to the game I grew up watching.
>>154989759Seriously. I can't believe this is the only game on. Terrible baseball. Manfred needs to step in and do something about this club.
>>154989749>they may never make it to even a single world series.what are you even talking about? they've definitely made it to the world series before. this is like their 50th season in existence.
The Mets are cheating.
>>154989766>all sub .500 clubs
I have come to accept that my mariners will simply make the genny seethe no matter what. Win or lose it is /our/ burden to bear, and I’m okay with that.
It's free real estate
shamelessly fatherless
>>154989614everybody wants to live there
>>154989771two guys are willing to name their city, anchorage and tampa, maybe the el paso guy if he's serious. every other faggot just wants to talk shit from their trailer in alabama kek
>>154989766which awful club is this that got throttled by the lowly roylels like that?
>>154989795>mycal raleigh doesn’t know you existnone of them dokeep lapping up their balls though
>>154989780>my favorite teams? >well in football I was a huge patriots fan for 15 years but now I’m more of a chiefs guy >baseball I love the dodgers and astros >basketball I just follow individual players >huge Messi and Argentina fan too
I have come to accept that my mariners will simply never make the world series no matter what. Win or lose it is /our/ burden to bear, and I’m okay with that.
I'm out.
>>154989795At this point I'm fairly certain it's just one guy samefagging lmao
METTIES
ITS A DISASTAH
>>154989791Anon...
>>154989810The ownies all post itt
Most Americans would rather live in Alabama than seattle.
>>154989771wrong again
kek fuck the Mets but fuck the mariners too
>>154989790True, but the Seattle fans are clearly dedicated. I say we give them another team that currently has no fans, like any of the central teams.
Alright, outhit the Poodres, get 4 guys back healthy next week, and I’m feeling good for the Wild Card
>We've reached the 'i-it's just o-one guy samefagging!' cope
>>154989793A’s were above .500Dbacks were 5 games above .500
>>154989826I just looked it up. dear god....
>>154989828Not me, the Pacific Northwest is much nicer than the swampland south.
>>154989810I have met Cal Raleigh and introduced myself and shook his hand, he LITERALLY knows I exist
Mets won a World Series in their 8th year and were the worst team in baseball for the first 7. If the Mets could do that then surely the Mariners have made the World Series once in five decades?
>>154989828humid heat is AIDs
you rent a shoebox from moshe shekelberg
>>154989828I hate seattle but let’s not get carried away
>>154989828the seattle metro area has almost as many people as the entire state of alabama.
Samefag confirmed lmao, how embarrassing!
>>154989828>state income tax>too many blacksI’ll take Seattle and its homeless junkiesFuck the south
>>154989868Huntsville is a very nice town full of engineers and beautiful women
>>154989831most fraudulent team in mlb outside of the yanks tbqh
ok well watching seattle get bodied by the mest is getting boring. good clubs play in a bit
>>154989836Why do those rings look so old?
>>154989885The South is underrated IMO but I can’t handle the bugs and climate. I’d take the PNW over anywhere in the South
>>154989887Never heard of it
I feel like at least half the stats nerds started obsessing over in the past decade are completely made the fuck up
>>154988574
>>15498983690% of those literally look like ancient artifacts you would find in a museum
I don't give a fuck about Seattle but I can't help but imagine every one of the seethers looking like this guy.
>>154989910They are KEK!
Man, you guys sure love talking about the mariners.
>>154989905>he doesn’t rate xWoBACONandEGGS
>>154989887you're more reddit than the memeiners and the south is a shithole
>>154989831>swept by the tiggers at homethe AL is a dumpsterfire
>>154989908This is the Mets but the NLDS
>>154989915>tampa bay is alabamaseattle is san francisco
Friendly reminder the Mets have no bullpen todayMariners are expertly pulling off the rope a dope strategy to put on a show for the fans
Naylor has been ASS recently besides that one homer
>>154989924They're in literally the only game currently happening right now
>>154989924This is /mlb/ the /Mariners Lovers Board/, what do you expect?
I’ve never been to the Deep South.
>>154989905All stats are made up
>>154989935KEK
seattle FREAKIN' mariners
>>154989942Nah man /we/ are not scoring 6 runs and /we/ will probably give up 5 more Gg Metsbros best of luck the rest of the way. You guys are alright
>>154989936Did you just admit that you’re seething? Kek!
>>154989905Football is even worse in this regard. Literally stopped listening to football pods when they started bringing out “stats” like EPA.
>>154989936Yeah, pretty much. I'm not sure what you're trying to say. It's not even 500 miles from Tampa to Alabama. Don't try to act like you're any different, you dirty hick.
S..o....x
>>154989908o kek
This has to be a record for most softly hit singles
>>154989963Thoughts on science, smash burgers, and elden ring?
Lets go Mets! Dun dun dun!
>>154989977heroin clinic is opening soon, don’t you have somewhere to be?
I’ve noticed Soto hasn’t really been doing the Soto shuffle this series. Has he stopped doing it altogether, or does he respect the metsiners vibe?
>>154989905The only stats a true baseball fan needs are batting average and ERA.
>>154989992>Smash burgersWhy have these become associated with reddit?
>>154989997kek, even their statues SUCK
>>154989766congrats on your world series
>>154990022>statue of some nobody with a soi facehow embarrassing
>>154990000Based quad poster alerting of heroin
>>154990013>>154989905I've been asking for years for someone to explain what the fuck a WAR is and how do you gain or lose it, but no one can ever actually quantify it.
>>154990022He missed the bag
>>154989936>>154990000Did I strike a nerve, Florida boy? You don't have anything more original? I'm sure you could think something up....oh wait..
No fatties in the tarps off section.
>>154990022>the gays literally have a statue to commemorate some irrelevant regular season win that nobody rememberslol wat
>>154990000>604 area codeThat’s BC bud. At least try when you’re being petulant
>>154990000Checked.
>>154990047I have a CA/NY education though. WA isn’t even as strong in those categories.
>>154990000Some of you guys have never nodded off under a bridge with your penis in a homeless woman’s toothless maw and it shows
>>154990000That’s not the seattle area code…
>>154990047Is CA and NY are so educated why do they keep voting for retards
>>154990037You don’t understand P-values anyway so why do you care? Just accept that WAR is a good measure of a player’s overall contribution to winning
>>154990015Because it's the midwit burger that sits between fast food slop and overly thick pub burgers
Watching a different team beat the mariners in one regular season game is like winning the world series for flyovers
>>154990051Vancouver is closer to Seattle than Tampa Bay is to any large city in Alabama.
>>154990047How is this calculated? Because I refuse to believe some of these numbers with the urban shitholes some of these supposedly "highly educated" areas play host to.
>>154990083Smash > Pub burgers
>>154990083>sits between fast food slop and overly thick pub burgersSo you’re saying it’s the perfect thickness then? You didn’t really think that one through bud
>>154990088Nobody watches the marinersYou’re just lolcows for the genny
>>154990015You drink IPAs too?
>every mets hit is a weak chopper that splits a gap or bounces off a base>every mariners hit is a line drive directly at someonewell damn, that’s baybaw for ya
>>154990107Kolsch > IPA
>>154990082No, fucking explain what it actually measures jackass. Otherwise it's worthless.
>>154990047As a Californian I'm surprised by this because our state IQ is bottom 5
>>154990107Beer fucking sucks. Yeah, I fucking said it.
What’s wrong with IPAs?
>>154989905>Dood, this guy's slider is like 140 stuff+ don't pay attention to the fact that he has a WHIP of 2 and a 54 ERA and that his slider has a .500 BAA, he's got good pitches!
>>154990111Just wasn't our night tonight
>>154990103>lolcows>first placet. coping cuckwatcher
>>154990135>first place in the short bus divisionwow congratulations
>>154990037You can read the formula. It’s incredibly gay.
>>154990122pol decided some years ago that that's the beer reddit drinks
>>154990135As long as you keep getting baited easily into defending your heroin den of a city I’ll be laughing. and no, nobody watched the mariners game.
>>154990128Stuff is predictor of future performance, not a way to explain past performanceI’m sorry but your IQ has to be at least 100 to understand this concept
Mets bros victory is near. Just dont blow it
>Nick Castellanos DFA'dFuck it would be such an Angels move to go and get him. Don't you fucking do it Perry.
We are 4:5ths of the way to nu tho.
>>154990160>AnalelsDoes it even matter at this point?
There’s a lot of “rays fans” seething in this thread today that have a strangely similar posting pattern to the stankees fags who have been seething about the mariners for the last week. Really makes me think…
>>154990122because they use reddit themes to convince you they don't taste like soap
>>154990162No we’re four hundred and six five hundredths of the way to new
>>154990119To simplify: WAR measures a player’s runs created and runs prevented relative to league and positional averages and converts that number into a number of wins per season they’re worth to their team
Why does the AL have better pitching?
>>154990047Mississippi out does Cali in literacy tests now. This crap you posted takes in to account lgbt and negro studies.
>>154990184>Sanchez>Miz>Sale>Doyerswat?
>>154990172>cuckposting as the team in first place in your division while cuckwatching the team in first place in a different divisionThat would be a very yankees thing to do tbqh
>>154990158You’re golden metsbro /we/ are not scoring 6 runs
Will any of you be watching the Jay's game today, or in your case, the Brave's game?
>>154990175IPAs taste like shit but they don’t taste anything like soap, wtf are you talking about
>>154990194DeGromCrochetSkubalAroldis ChapmanJosh HaderHunter BrownMax Fried
>>154990175LOTR is reddit?
>>154990122They just aren't very good. Love craft beer, but IPAs take little effort to make and don't really have much as far as taste goes. Stouts, sours, lagers, red ales, etc are all beers that require more craft than IPA and have more distinct flavors. Add to that the people who obsess over IPAs are reddit incarnate
>>154990172I’m noticing
I gawtta have it
>>154990217Are you posting from 2018?
>>154990175Shame to see. Mikkeller is a great brewery
>>154990194Sanchez is very good but a bit fraudulent like ranger suarez was. Sanchez will come back down to earth back half of the season
>>154990172you can’t hurt me
>>154990167Yeah because even if they're bad letting young players like Meckler get playing time is better than some washed up vet
>>154990232You don’t want to have a real conversation?
>>154990227I gotta get some cock inside of me, and fast!
>>154990223I enjoy IPAs but if I have more than one it turns my intestines into a raging river of diarrhea
>>154990264Chop on, brotha!
>>154990264Chop on, brutha!
Let's keep it related to my M's!
>>154990264Go Cubs Go!
>>154990277yea sure *injects with you heroin*
>>154990266I imagine that's an issue for a man who loves receptive anal sex as much as (You)
This game sucksGlad /we/ have a day off to stew over this horrible performance
Wow what's going on with Seattle
>>154990266I don't mind them rarely, and some of the hazy ones aren't bad. I've worked as a bartender and there is nothing more annoying that the jackass with the reddit beer coming in asking for the XXX IPA with simcoe hops and bitching because you only have five different ones on tap. Drink something else you limp wristed faggot
>>154990304Anon I told you last week to seek psychiatric help. You cannot help yourself. Injecting homosexuality and transsexual shit into every post, completely unprompted. It’s not healthy
space heroin needle kek
>>154990207sorry I had no idea
>>154990311You should be asking why the Mets are blatantly cheating
Who's ready for Gerrit Cole's perfect game and for the Knicks to sweep?
gayriners kek
>>154990311Mets have 7 soft base hits
>>154990175Microbreweries use the same kind of themes for every brew. If you don’t want to drink macro brew you have to put up with it, the variety doesn’t matter. >>154990221Enjoying anything unironically is reddit.
>>154990328Based lad who has never tasted an IPA
>>154990207That's on me dawg, my bad
>>154990343>Enjoying anything unironically is reddit.except for baseball :^)
My wife just sucked me off and swallowedGo M’s btw
>>154990122IPA popularity is the result of craft beer oversaturation. If a craft brewery only has IPAs on the menu, it's a sign that they can't make beer for shit. The extreme happy flavor is designed to mask bad flavors. Novice beer tasters think that strong flavor must mean it's good. They were first brewed for British colonizers who had to bring it on ships to India unrefrigerated. Any other beer would be a stale mess by the time it got there. Strong flavor =/= good flavor. It's the congruent to dark roast coffee. All that said, I don't dislike IPAs. It's just not the only craft beer.
>>154990343Then why care about anything? Why spend all this time talking with people about baseball if you don't enjoy it?
>>154990357What if he goes out there and gives up a homer with his first pitch and then he's like aw damn guys I was trying to do a perfect game and the fans are like it's alright Gerritt Cole we're just happy to watch a game of baseball go ahead and keep trying your best you inspire us
>>154990325kek
>>154990377ok now give her what she asked for and stop calling her your wife weirdo
>>154990333Trips guarantees it
go back to india
The thing is that even when the Mariners lose or have bad seasons, the fans still stay loyal to them. This is a concept foreign to yankees or dodgers fans.
>>154990393Literally will not happen. We're New York
>>154990382I feel like when the craft beer thing started here in the US it was all about IPAs and extremely hoppy beers but it’s really not like that anymore. I went to a brewery near me that used to be like that but they had a wide variety of styles.
>>154990394>replying to yourself
we'll see how loyal those fans are when the club is moved to Utah
>>154990396Hol up, marinerchads have drug whores and make them swallow? Based af I love seattle and the mariners now
WEAVER
>>154990333trips for ruth
Who's ready for Gerrit Cole's perfect game and the Knicks to sweep?
>>154990432We'll see how loyal your wife is when she watches me bend you over and fill you with a MONSTER load! What's she gonna think as your tiny little cock grows raging and erect as another man uses you to his own perverse ends?Go Knicks!
Manfred better not have any more of these xheattle only windows scheduled. Abysmal baseball on display.
>>154990471We ain’t even gay tho
>>154990463It’s still a shame the Guardians didn’t let us see Parker Messick yesterday.
>>154990432>team moves>loyalty to another cityhuh?
Shittler perfect game... whatever happened there
The Dominican is replying to himself again
>josh naylorkek o’neil cruz level of defense
lol wtf Naylor is actually terrible at picking
>>154990507he was due for a disaster inning
Only 25 until new, give or take
I'm filing a complaint with the league office and threatening a class action lawsuit for their scheduling one singular game on right now and it's the fucking mest and gayriners.
>>154990507No one can beat the Yankees unless they cheat
>>154990527and throwing and fielding ground ballsI seem to remember him being decent at defense last year, what happened?
dat mest leg kick
>>154990534You were right, I apologize for doubting you.
morning fellas
Why doesn’t every pitcher do a crazy leg kick? That shit looks impossible to hit
>>154990553There’s too much 1B depth in the A.L. that he’s back to being below averageNick KurtzMunetaka MurakamiYandy DiazBen Rice
Don't want to say goodbye to my marinerbros
embarrassed for seattle fans after that showing hopefully we never have to see them play again
gg Msbros
>>154990588murikami needs to be in the all star game
>>154990570no problem
>>154990432Will the Mormons rename it? If so, to what?
Another great metsiners series, GG mets
>>154990590Don’t be sad it’s over, be happy it happened
>>154990610Salt Lake City Lakers
>>154990590Just a temporary goodbye until we see each other in the world series
>>154990583Morning!
Kirby’s not lookin good bros… maybe Castillo should piggyback with him next
>xheattle>appearing in the world seriesI don't think they are, mate
Why are guys still rehabbing in triple a?
kirby sucks. the guy yesterday was ass too
NNNNeed New kNow
>>154990680New? Never heard of it.
Why would anyone want to see a team not named the Yankees in the 2026 World Series. Do you all really want the Dodgers to threepeat or what?
>>154990680>kNowDid you forget how to spell Now?
Garret Hole lol
>>154988621FIGHT.AND WINNNN!
>>154990680Now we don’t
>>154990699>Gerritt's Sweet Hole will be mine
>>154990553He got his bag and stopped caring
>>154990699>Garret
>>154990712>>Gerritt
Garot Hole LOL
This dude us just talking to himself, lmao
somebody make a nu within 5mins or I'mgoing to make fun of the gayriners again
Carrot Goal
nigga said Carrot Cole
>>154990644ready to spankee gerrit cole
>>154990746>>154990746>>154990746>>154990746>>154990746NU
i need nu shoved up my asshole
