Rise Up Canefederates Edition>>154982159
need sips
KWABOTY
Chayka Roy
Time for my morning MacKinnon
>>154985159he can enroll in mcdavid's social skills class
imagine bragging about fucking jeetscouldnt be me
Uh oh Samir carried his melty over to this thread
>>154985212the jeet fucker readily identified himself
Carter Hart raped me
>>154985159>Before the opening game in the best-of-seven series was over, he was slamming his stick on the team bench, and by the time MacKinnon got to the Strip, his downcast eyes were as pitiful as a kid who dropped an ice cream cone on the sidewalk in the Nevada desert heat.>He’s a 30-year-old man who too often deals with adversity like a 10-year-old brat.
>>154985242I bet you were in the sauna naked
>>154985242Did you consent?
>>154985242We know Rod
How was the game? I was sick as shit and couldn’t watch
>>154985257how else do you sauna?
>>154985353
Why is the south better at hockey?
>>154985391absolutely soulless. no wonder he can't win anything
>>154985415gary bettman
>>154985391Lol. What a humongous simping bitch.Meanwhile a rapist CHAD will win the Stanley Cup after his first try.
>>154985391Is that Connor and Lauren Kyle? It's early in the morning and I'm hungover so all white people look the same
>>154985486sharter fart has been in the league for some time
>Laffs interviewing Roy as potential coachlmao, Matthews is GONE
>>154985486Make this but with Hart
love gary'ate the nhlsimple as
what are you gonna do this offseason /hoc/? me I'm planning on finding Bigfoot
>off season>this is what eliminated teams doGRIM>>154985130If the dane made one extra stop it could have been Gary time.
>>154985353Guys at my gym wear towels :(
>>154985242
It's outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MUBSkTgW6k
>>154985247>cheating, diving cunt
>>154985483Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>154985159Seeing him die on the inside during the silver medal ceremony was amazing
>>154985242We know Rod...
>>154985247What is he even trying to do here, hurt debrincats arm? I dont get it. As a wongs fan I demand murder but what does is look like to neutral fans?
>>154985608>dedicating your entire day to quote-tweeting pride month posts with this clipNot sure if based or cringe
>>154985572Bigfoot is an interdimensional being/alien experiment my man, so good luck. You probably wont find enough to prove it to söyence but I bet you can find enough to convince yourself.
we call him Squatch here
>>154985572I'm gonna eat candy bigfoot
>laffs
>>154985608Pub is funny
>>154985572Aren't they like on season 20 of finding bigfoot?When's the finale?
>>154985572Taking out a tranny(Dropping a transmission in my car)
>>154985735for me it's skunk ape
>>154985773skunk ape is sun belt he can fuck off
I just left a runny Mackinnon am I gonna be okay
>>154985572Hit the gym harder Listen to more music Read more manga
>>154985722I'm well versed in the lore of the hairy man of the woods. I'm doing it for my own benefit not for "science"
Well there goes chance for Andersen to win the Conn Smythe
>>154985781aliums are demons sent from Hell (where mormons go)
>>154985788And that's a good thing!
>>154985776True but also it sounds funny
>>154985789hello Mr Vice President
>>154985799actually im Mulder
>>154985812>>154985799get a room you two (so I can watch)
>>154985819based cuck chair occupier
I saw a guy dressed up as a skunk ape.You can't exactly walk around the everglades.True dedication to wade through that shit.
>>154985832would be rude if I imposed myself
>>154985812>>154985819
>bigfootNormie shit. Call me when you fuckers start talking about Egregore.
> Maple Leafs holding second interviews with Roy, LavioletteKek laffs are an infinite source for shitposting.
>>154985857That >rags to >laffs comedic pipeline is something
>>154985677thank you gary
This board would be ecstatic if the >laffs or >rags won a cup
No we wouldn't retard
>>154985878>Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>154985857Won't happen They are getting Maurice back
>>154985572>>154985722Big Foot fucked my buddy Eric in the ass one time when me and a bunch of friends went camping near rocky mountain national park in 2008, true story
>>154985884
>>154985928That should happen, but won't. >laffs
>>154985944I don't even know where Kitchener is
>>154985483>>154985677>>154985878>>154985922Get a room
>>154985953Many say this about Manhattan
>>154985953formerly, Berlin
>>154985953It's somewhere in Canada.
>>154985957A room? With Samir? No thank you.
/hoc/ acquires future considerations/cric/ acquires samir and the mildcuck
>>154985930what a weird way to tell us you fucked your buddy. go pride month i guess
>>154986023Which team is Samir even a fan of? Is it the Habs?
>>154986044laffs you dumb shit
>>154986037>no retention>no assets going to /cric/ to take on the deadweight/hoc/ stays winning
>>154986044His "sennies"
>>154986049...and soilers.
>>154986056samir hates Our Sennies you dumb shit
>>154986058Okay samir
>>154986049Excuse me, but I don't have a encyclopedia knowledge on /hoc/ name fags. So forgive me if I'm not a scholar.
>>154986058true he got beat up by omar one too many times and now he's a hater for life
>>154986068samir is a lot of things but at least he's not a name fag
>Samir mentioned. Xhe loves me best.
>us Canadians are getting a grocery rebate this FridayLooks like I'm buying the jersey
>>154986076Do you have to have filed a tax return in the last 3 years to get this?
>>154986079yes
>>154985391why is their yard tiny?
>>154986076You mean some. Some Canadians.
>>154986068samir lost to dominick and is pakistanidylan lost to copey and has no millytrb lost to bud and mitch and was raped
>>154986103I'd like to add that mitch lost to himself
>>154986103>that picChuckleLol even
>>154986114mitch remains undefeated WE LOVE YOU GOAT
>>154986103Make a sitcom about this guys. It'll be a hit.
>>154986137the lore of bud would be longer than the chrischan documentary
they're winning it all next season
Name it "Queers Queering Off".
>>154986164the package arc would be pure kino
>>154986181qrd?
>>154986181>the damn package >the bedroom shrine>the bucket hat dimes dimes dimes
>>154986182bud ordered a loli mug and when it arrived his dad opened his damn package
>>154986202kek what a retard
for me it was when stephen wanted to open Christmas presents but his sisters were still asleep
>>154986227i was looking for the screencap of that the other day but couldn't find it
>Stanley Pups revealed>most of them are shitbullsGrim.
Just logged on. Throw me some numbers, /hoc/
>>154986232
The Bud saga ending with Luna losing a Mario Kart tournament and Bud having a melty so biblical /hoc/ got namedropped by the vtuber community was peak cinema.
>>154986202>>154986227KEK no way this is a real person lmaooooo
>>154986245the vtuber trannies also created mettiesjetties
>>154986245wonder how long it took him to come up with dyke haircut and choking on an extension cord
>>154986232Wtf is Stanley Pups? Is this Gary's equivalent of the puppy bowl
FUCK YOU GARY BETTMAN YOU COCKSUCKING KIKE IF MY NUCKS DONT MAKE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS NEXT SEASON I WILL CANCEL MY SPORTSNET SUBSCRIPTION YOU NIGGER
Gritty will NEVER have thisbecause he's a MASSIVE incel
>>154986245Wtf, send a link to this.
RANDY HAHAHAHAHA
>>154986308https://x.com/i/status/2062171320192737312
>>154986329Upvoting this comment to bring awareness!
>>154986326could these kids not read the sign?
>>154986329it was on of his old twitter accounts hes had like 7 since then
>>154986245>can't dodge a blue shellGrim
>>154986371with at least 3 of them being star wars themed kwab
>>154986232Shitbulls need to be put down, not adopted.I shit you not the propaganda is crazy, I have seen therapy pitbulls advertised, fight the stigma bullshit.
also for me its when stephen larped as a raiders fan to gay catfish a sensitive young man named justin
>Bud, Stephen, Samir, etc.cringe, I miss when internet personalities were true badasses who interacted with their fans, I still miss you Cobes
>>154986396interact with THIS!*unzips pants*
>>154986396Wasn't this dude legit tarded tho
bud being a literal carny was the funniest shit to me
>>154986406just like samir and bud and trb
>>154986240Odds tipped in vegas' favor to win the cup.>but the road team never wins when down by two goals in a game 1!Torts rewriting probability.
>>154986414forgot about the buccaneer ride to be desu
>>154986396Rip Cobes. He was too pure for this world.
>>154986432he lifted and fastened hundreds of kids into the ride until one with a >rags jersey showed up. then he conveniently forgot to follow protocol
>>154986254your hand is weird looking
>>154986414>/hoc/ is home to literal circus freaksI wish you people were just making this shit up for like memes.Why is this place a magnet for lolcows?
>>154986254damn that is a weird ass hand. it's like the thumb is trying to make a break for it
>>154986433I think him trying to make his own fermented booze was what really did his body in along with all the other hard drinking, RIP. the random door dash orders and confetti bomb pranks and food creations will still be in my heart
>>154986069>if you lose you win
>>154986464Dude was also just taken advantage of because he was too nice for his own good.Also fuck that faggot kiwitaps.
for me, it was Ted and him always either posting him smoking weed or his cock. I'm sure he's still upset about Johnny Hockey
>>154986516he got a girlfriend and had her throw away the vacuum box + clean his grill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWI6dXR-pmA>How much does Finland’s win mean to you?>Well, enough that I got to go out drinking :3
>>154986533we're all gonna make it :)
>LolcowsOff topic, but do any of you remember Dobson? Like the blue bear fag who became the biggest laughingstock in the art community. He's supposedly came back under a new handle and is focus on doing fucking TADC slop. /co/mblr fags, for whatever reason has been feeling troll remorse for this guy and won't stop seething people keep making jokes about him.
>>154986563IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS
ted was a weird fucking guy. more than a few times he posted about getting hot chicks to shove hamburger meat up his ass
>Off topic, but Retard
>>154986563noah?
hockey?_/_/_/
>>154986645Do any if you guys have any hopes for your teams next season? I'm hoping the Sens don't have to deal with Ullmark sperging out and going missing for half the season.
>>154986542Finnish women are beautiful :3Why don't they have a high birth rate?
>>154985608based
>>154986396samir has the most fan interaction of any lolcow in history
*clears throat*FUCKTHE SENRETARDS
>>154986833yeah but he doesn't get blackout drunk on Livestream and he doesn't own his haters
>>154986869:(
bro wtf i'm so boomer i didn't even know the golden knights were an nhl team or that vegas had a teamwhy are two hot ass states in the finals
Cool engagement bait but shan't be giving you the (You)
>>154986869>Canes beat up a short bus retard and acted like they already won the cup
Rods in 6
>>154986963Hey, we're not retards.... we're just trying our best.
>>154986963Good. Randy needs to keep it up so they can feed into Vegas
>>154986546WAGMI
>>154986963Just like my Avies :)
GO KNIGHTS GO
>sharts could have been in the ploffs
Flames and Islander bros what do you think is really at Area 51?
>>154986645_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>154986833Samir's stench interacts with anybody in this solar system.
You now remember the Kangz made into the ploffs being OT merchants.
>>154985608obsessed
>>154987139Reminds me of our habs
canes were downvoted last night
>>154987157Kek true. Kwabs
Are we watching the Calder Cup playoffs tonight?
>>154985130>no means no!>losesLOL
>>154987188nah AEW dynamite is on toknight
i'm placing a hex on (you) which will give you the hottest summer possible and the warmest winter possible because you denied me my (you)
>>154987219Fug D: I hate global warming
>>154987219The summer of a hex? More like the summer of gay sex
>>154987245based
>>154987219if you hex the wrong anon, the hex boomerangs b e c a r e f u l
>>154987202Funny thing is that their AHL affiliate employs Cal Foote
>>154987284>acquitted>starfuckers looking for a paycheck BTFO yet again
Why didn't the kraken get Gary's favour like this?
154987219>(Yo
>>154987305reddit's not gonna like this
>>154987305this makes me so fucking happy - so many of their players were never given a chance and then, when the knights extended the hand, they continue to show everyone how good they are
>>154987305gary doesn't care about us krakheads :(
>>154987305Your team is shit and run by a retard.
we don't watch the outlaw mudshow trannyfed here
>>154987321History is made with the outcasts, mussolini said that
>>154987245
>>154987284Even funnier than that? Turns out the Canefederacy really wanted Cal Foote after all, because they run the AHLs team operationsCANTMAKETHISSHITUP
>>154987446jfc the hurricants are so embarrassing
>>154987446JEN
>>154987425there's hope for us :)
>>154987446>canes hate vegas because they stole hartiepoo from themholy BASED
>>154987305they arent in the sunbelt
The thing is nobody cares about the hurricanes because Carolina and nobody respects the knights because they are clearly a league creation hot house flower. Just a boring cup final. I guess im cheering for the canes because their 14 fans are at least organic, but in truth I doubt im watching very much of it. Brutal for the NHL to have to go up against Spurs v Knicks.
>>154987507they're in the dickgirl belt
>>154987305There's an expansion team that went>9/9 making the playoffs>5/9 conference finals>5/9 Stanley Cup finals>4/9 cups
Samir going for gold with that one
>>154987520>Brutal for the NHL to have to go up against Spurs v Knicks.There isn't a significant demographic overlap there.
>>154987523trannies dont make gary money in the tv market
>>154987554then why dont the games overlap once?if the nhl is a competitive product then it should be able to compete against its competition
>The Wolves’ governor and vice chairman, Wendell Young, tells Front Office Sports that Carolina has had full control over all signings since the teams renewed their partnership in 2024. Young says he first heard about Foote’s potential addition to the Wolves a few weeks ago from the player’s agent, not from Carolina.https://frontofficesports.com/hurricanes-affiliate-quietly-signs-hockey-canada-trials-cal-foote/
randybros..... its not looking good
>>15498755495% of casuals would watch nba finals over lee final if they're both on
>>154987645Gary is an NBA transplant so that tracks.
>>154987645America has to pretend to love black people still, or their feelings get really hurt.
>>154987665the NBA gary is so jewish nigga looks like nosferatu
>>154987520Knicks made the final? Hell has frozen
>>154987520Say Knicks-Spurs real fast a few times
Cooper did not deserve the Adam's this year. Seems they are giving it to him retroactively. Kinda lame.
>log on to /hoc/>nigball BBC fetish discussion yet againwho asked
>>154987734How the fuck did Ruff not win it, who decided being a Kuch babby is more important than dragging a perennial bottom feeder to the top of their division
>>154987305Everyone, including the media said Vegas would be a flop with their expansion draft picks. The franchise is simply run brilliantly, if a bit ruthless.
>>154987545>stank gold
>>154987777Checked and truthpilled
Hey guys lets cool it with the racism and slurs
>>154987926NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER KILL ALL NIGGERSKIKE KIKE KIKE FUCK BETTMAN
>>154987948How are Finnish normies reacting to your IIHF victory?
>>15498800780,000 people showed up to see the team last monday
What does old Gary have up his sleeve for game 2?
>>154988221Canes sweep
>>154988221special guest referees nathan mackinnon and lane hutson
>Sorry about you losing in the Olympics, here is you complimentary Jack Adams
>>154985512I second this request
>>154988283sweep in 6
>>154988221Aho and Jarvis do their best soft pusy Mackinnon imitation again.
>>154988346When does /hoc/ win an award for outstanding journalism?
>>154988493gary has already recognized my shitposting achievement by assigning an intern full time to handle my posts
lame
Afternoon /hoc/>CaNeS iN fOuRlollmao
>>154986044oilers and those of you that don't know that are fucking retards
>>154987762>claims superiorityBeing into watching sports is a form of cuckoldry.
Holy autismhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T8e9OeUb4c
>>154988610Lindy Ruff got snubbed
>>154985391She looks like Lily Phillips.
Cooper is terrible he's good at winning gimmick tournaments in empty arenas that's it
>>154988814Now that he won a Jack Adams, he will get fired
>>154986245>>154986329>>154986365here you go bro's>>154986371>>154986381it's because he kept getting banned for being a psycho. that doesn't happen anymore because elon doesn't careanyway knights play tomorrow please send your eknergy
>>154988861and after all that i forgot the pic kwab
Canes fans:>live on the coast>still disgusting middle american human trash
>>154986389TYBC
>>154988099That’s crazy! Over 1% of your population went to that parade
>>154988909Now imagine how many socially awkward finns stayed home and watched it on TV
>>154987205we don't watch that here tranny.
>>154988876They are like 100 miles inland.
Muse should have won the Jack Adams award. The (((journalists))) probably voted for cooper because they feel bad for him losing in the Olympics.
Bigfoot raped me.
> Nothing official, but at this point it seems likely Jonathan Toews is retiring.Back to India with him
>>154989118>.500 record>should have won the jack adamsi mean come on now
>>154989159E-Eric?
went grocery shopping the other day and crop dusted a crowded aisle, I heard an old lady get upset
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T8e9OeUb4c
>>154989240me on the left
>>154989186>took a dog shit team to the playoffsThat’s what the Jack Adams is for
still not happy about how my habbies did gally dirty like that :(
>>154989262then it should have gone to coach q
explain this
>>154989473its a bar that lets you google things without having to open google
>>154987554>>154987645hot weather city hockey teams over watching wemby win his first chip, hard ask desu
>>154989493ok, but it has a basketball on the google logo
>>154987791>the media said
>>154989534the african-american market were generally ask jeeves faithful and google is trying to encroach on the newly orphaned market
>>154989159Bulju?
>>154989322They are reporting that the habs are looking to move him to a team where he will get more playing time but isnt shit
>>154989634>blacks use it a lot.Ask Jeeves or ask G's?
>>154987791>ha ha vegas is gonna be shit they're getting all the terrible picks>NOOOO REEEEEE THEY WERE ALWAYS GOOD GAAAAAAAARRRRYYYYGod Vegas is so unfathomably based. White Jesus definitely has their back
>team with the best expansion draft situation in the history of the league - they got 2nd and 3rd liners, rather than pending UFAs, 4th liners and players bound for Europe/KHL in a year or two.>team that got special top-3 pick conditions >team that got a recently-won vezina trophy goalie>team that had other teams giving them free players, so they could tell them which player of theirs to take in the expansion draft>t-t-they're gonna suck, bro, the (((media))) said so!Gary played all of you
vegas won tranny
>>154987427the fujo ascension when the van group reassembles with their selection of twinks this offseason
for me, its Linus Ullbark
>>154989733hockey media is extremely dumbjust post the 2026 playoff picks to see
>>154989240lmfaoHe's 'miring Lord Gary.
>>154989801Hes one of us fr. We love Gary and the canes here
All these Buffalo fans seething over Cooper winning is amusing
>>154989797I have last year's, was Colorado their pick this year mostly?
>>154989381Retard
what do the habbie babbies do now?
>>154989821>1 person correctly predicted the winnerwhat other league is this brainless
cant believe Mike Futa got it wrong
>>154989821i dont know about the cup but for the conference final winner yes
my sabres would have won last night
>>154989909Subban is based tbqh
Cooper did fine. So did Q. So did MSL. So did Ruff. The Torannah media is gay and would only go for Cooper.
>>154989909these are the same fucking retards who thought the vegas expansion roster would suck
>>154989473I can explain this easily. It's an Android device which is made AND used by poor people. Poor people like Basketball. Poor + Android + Basketball = your image
>>154989787What time and channel is this shit on
>>154989650sheeeeiiit
>>154989787Cole Pawfield needs to be fed ASAP
>>154989916A lot of teams would have won last night. That was an embarrassing display of shit goaltending.
>>154989923did you colour coordinate your iphone with your outfit?
>>154989918he only said that because the assvs made him their bitch when he was with the perds. Also, he is a good goy who does his masters' bidding.
>>154989955Seethe. Subban won
>>154989970he actually didn't, and that norris shit was prime dei nonsense.
>>154989981Subban helped usher in the era of meme offensive defencemen
>>154989981>prime dei nonsense.much like zach's
Tortorella looks so calm and composed now. It's weird.
>>154989995Actually that was all Karlsson. Poobban was just a diet Karlsson
>>154989995nah, he was shit and a flopping bitch.
>>154989821for the last 3 years, everyone and money puck kept pushing Carolina.Funny enough even Shannon was shilling for Carolina in that time frame too.
pernell should be required to open every broadcast he is on with an apology to Jacob Panetta.
>>154989941no
>>154990034its you can admit it fag
now samir is seething because he's poor
What are you guys gonna do tonight?
>>154990145think about what samir is doing
>>154987726lmao
>>154990145Going to Walmart
>>154990145get a haircut and then make fun of bitcoin baggies
>>154990145smoking ribs right now, gonna eat those and some beans probably, continue slamming captain and cokes and trying to finish this fucking franchise play-through of NHL26. Only 10 games remaining and then I'll just sim the playoffs intervening when I need to so I win and then doing the offseason stuff then maybe go play something else or go to bed. Not much.
>>154990145the same thing we do every night, pinkytry to take over the world
>>154990145Browse porno all night
"If we had played our best game and it was that outcome, I think there would be a different feel [today]."-- Rod Brind'Amour, @Canes coach, on game 1KWAB
i like how half of the posts on /hoc/ are from two HPD sufferers arguing with each other.
>>154990191reminds me of when copey and sam were planning out their podcast. they were going to base their intro song on the pinky and the brain theme except they were going to be called copey and the chug
>>154990229what should they have done better? both teams played well imo
>>154990145heading for the bar for happy hour to bullshit with the boys. after that come home, make dinner, and play vidya. all while drinking beers
>iostrannies are getting uppity againMust be that time of the month kwaf
>>154990190I miss being unemployed
>>154990240meet me at at spike tonight and we'll see who is the chug
>>154990250What game
[LeBrun] Looking like Anders Lee is preparing to hit free agency. His agent Neil Sheehy met with Isles GM Mathieu Darche today. Both sides far apart. The Isles intend to keep trying, they want their captain back. But Lee appears most likely headed to market at the moment.
>>154990145nba finals
>>154990256i work 40 hours a week. you're telling me i could do this unemployed?
>>154990145smoke weed and goon
>>154990269fuckin' cake eater
>>154990269Anders Ree(tard) reality check incoming
>Rewatching the ESPN broadcast of the game last night and being able to see the intro video, you can 100% tell that ESPN expected to have the Avalanche make it to the Finals by having Ray Bourque. Instead of pivoting, they said “fuck it put VGK highlights on there and we good.”I didn't notice this but it's prolly true huh>>154990261probably mina the hollower. I haven't logged into diablo 4 in at least a week if not more. I do need to eventually finish all the seasonal objectives though
>>154990300>you can 100% tell that ESPN expected to have the Avalanche make it to the Finals
>>154990289JVOEL cake?
>>154990300Have fun bro
>>154990315KEK
>>154989909>all those avies picksHaha, very wise of that zesty subban though!
The first thing I want to be done, is to get that piece of crap out of my ring. Don't just get him out of the ring, get him out of the WWF because I've proved son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn’t get you anywhere. Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!
>get swept in the WCF>have something like 3M in cap space>just traded for old faggots you are paying 6M+ a year for 3+years>zero fuckin' prospectskek
>>154990397>>>/pw/
>>154990145mentally prepare for my high school reunion
>>154990425>tfKWAB your team LOST bud. don't reply to me again. *end of days' you*
>>154990274smoking ribs takes awhile, I was making an assumption :(unless you're one of those hot and fast kinda guys which I do respect
might goon again. convince me not to
>>154990481What would your ancestors think?
>>154990481Retard
>>154990481go ahead, you have my blessing
>>154990456I have the day off. Started them 3 hours ago, gonna wrap them up here for an hour and a half and try something new by searing them for a couple minutes. Worried about the brown sugar and honey burning a bit, but it'll just be a short, quick kiss of heat on them. I want some crunch on them tonight for some reason. Kinda like the AHL Syracuse team.
>>154990481You're touching your own dick, which makes you gay
>>154990481
>>154990491>>154990492>>154990498>>154990516cringe and gay>>154990493based
>cringe and gay>based
>>154990532Jerking off is cringe, gooner.
>>154990521what is it about the staal brothers? the first time they scored i was in elementary school
why did bro post his selfie thobeit
just found out about Girls who play hockey haha that's crazy! haha would be cool to have one as a GF to kiss and smell all that time haha JK that was weird....but unless???????? haha JK but....
>>154990532pervert >:(
>>154990496good luck and let us know how they turn out!
>>154990145watch a movie :)
>>154990614what are you watching?
>>154990633Airport comes on TCM at 8
>>154990521Guess you could say they were really stalling on scoring a playoff goal.
I miss my FlamesNation niggas for real :/
>>154990694Might check it out
>>154990748big month for you guys
>>154990788JEN
made breakfast for dinner bro's
How come every time I jump in an NHL26 game after simming it to the last few minutes do I get stuck with my 4th liners and the goalie just makes every save and never freezes the puck so I just have to keep those fuckers on the ice against their top line?
>>154990845BASED
>>154990845beer and a smoke?
picrel is reddit's response to Carter Hart getting the W last night.
>>154990862going out for both when i finish dishes
>>154990845pancakes? yum
>>154990880Honestly? Respect
>>154990885nah bacon and eggs
>>154990867Will the subreddit just straight up be locked down if it's game 4 and a blowout against the Canes?
>>154990892based
>>154990892to BEEEE the MAAAAN. You gotta BEEEEEAT the MAAAAN. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>154990911Bret beat Flair for the belt in Saskatoon in the brisk autumn of 1992
>giving a shit about the opinions of reddit
>>154990854nobody here plays that shit
>>154990929>stop picking on the faggots, they don't care if you call them mean names and faggotsdoubt it.
>>154990481Plenty of time until game 2.
>>154990941I just do it so I can laugh every season at canada and the 1993 meme.
After a fun time shitposting here, i go to r/nhl for the real hockey discussion
>>154990950Why are the conferences' sides flipped? I hate it.
>>154990955no actually it's because you're a nu-nhl fan and didnt know the game is considered shit game for retards
>>154990969nah you're a faggot. so shut your cock trap up already.
>>154990987he's right and you're gay
>>154990992he's wrong and you're gay
nhl 2004 on my ps2 now those were the times
>>154991002nah he's right you are gay
>>154991019You're gay and everyone is right.
>>154991027except me
>>154991027nah your gay
You are all gay, but Randy and all of Carolina are Eat Cock Gay
>>154990892>>154990911https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUk2tV-TuIE
>>154991042/hoc/ is a boys only high school. there are no gays
actually im a teenage girl
>>154991062a/s/l?
>>154991062shouldn't you be on ao3 writing fanfiction?
>>15499107118/f/usa, u?
silly boys
>>154991062with a penis right?
>>154991079are you going to join a sorority in college?
breaking news: >Bussi is ready to go!
>>154991094I'm going to LA to join the porn industry, actually.
>>154990867what does the doggo do?
>>154991099I want to see bussi
>>154991099incredible missed opportunity to use 'prepped'
>>154991102based the world needs more skanks
>>154991126i thought about that but decided it was too sexy
>>154991099>Bussi prepped for upcoming storm of Stanley Cup Final
>>154991106Pain in the ass unit, actually. They have 2-3 dogs per "trainer" and your units will only attack the trainers while the dogs attack your units, unless you have spearmen, they will kick your ass because of that glitch.
i have to go do yardwork before it gets dark brb
>>154991099>Switching goaliesits already over
>>154991153gary's sunbelt cup isnt generating enough views so he was forced to generate some drama
>>154990748Don't worry anon they'll be back to losing next season soon enough
Switching to bussy during pride month...Gary...
>>154991152stay safe
watching TPB and it's the Ellen Page episodes. Weird as shit seeing as what she did to herself later in life.
gary took this from us
we dont chudpost here
>>154991201the backstreet boys
>DON'T MAKE ME GET MY BUSSI OUT
i'm tired of making fun of mcdavid bro's
>>154991221maybe we should make fun of someone else for a bit and then come back full force with fresh mcdavid jokes
moving into my own place in a couple weeks probably going to have to be a lowly streamcel now
>>154991221>>154991230but we've only been making fun of KAWBkinnon and >LAFFS retards?
>>154991180Retard
>>154991255uhhh>>154985201
>>154991258nah, that's you
>>154991278But anon, we're making fun of KWABkinnon
>>154991290then why was connor the butt end of that joke.
>>154991298he's just a footnote, no one cares
>>154991259>When you are very excited to get down to the ice so you can start sexually harassing Bedard
going to leave the nba on tonight when i go out grocery shopping just to spite gary
K W A B
>>154991259>>154991308
>>154991094I think it will take up too much time along with being the 1C of the hockey team and taking my pre-med classes
Why is there always an American in here desperately trying to push the narrative that soccer is way more popular than it is in canada ?
Didn't she literally start masturbating infront of the room full of guys? She never said "no"Canes fans are just digging themselves a hole with this one.
>>154991324bedard should get a gf
>>154991305now we arent even allowed to care about mcmeme?you heartless bastard
>>154991341Canes fans don't seem to know they have known sex offender who did the splits over and teabagged his balls on EM's face Cal Foote on their payroll.
>>154991349There ain't nothing left to care about anything for there anyway...
>>154991366He did nothing wrong. Now, bedbitch gambling the night before an elimination game. Unacceptable.
>>154991346unfortunately the girls already know he has no rizz. maybe minten is available.
>>154991378there is the mcmeme hate i know
>>154991371How did she not laugh when he did that?
>>154991371She's lucky, being the whore she is, that is all they did to her. Have her take a walk around baghdad some day and see how that goes.
>>154991380Hey, he at least he won the russian roulette game and kept his job
>>154991336damn those kinds of girls are probably just as socially stunted as we are haha
>>154991221let's switch to mackinnon then
>>154991371isn't his contract independent of the canes? or am i thinking of someone else.
>>154991392>kept his jobas coach of the chokers, kek.
>>154991346crosby convinced him to focus on hockey
>>154991311
>>154991432gary rules with an iron fistpower obtained through all means necessary
>>154989921Proper orgabization and Gary puck goes a long way.
>>154989932>>154989787I prefer Travis K9ecny
>>154991403It's only an AHL contract so he can't be called up by the Hurricanes, yes.
i got an iron fist for ya
>>154991318Torts has the divine mandate.Every nuh uh graphic they throw up they flip the script.
>>154991394I wonder if any of them would stoop to my level
>>154989925
>most dangerous lead
Dare I say, our pup?
got smokes and booze bro's
>>154991511Happy Lung Cancer, too youEnjoy your side of cirrhosis
>>154991454
don't like when rapey replies to me it ruins my day
>>154991532You can’t let the haters win mang
so apparently McKenna, based on predraft rankings, is worse than Celebrini, Bedard, and Schaeferthis made me curious about which teams got fucked the hardest getting the 1OA pick in a shitty year, potentially ending their window before it ever started. the obvious candidates would be NYR with Lafreniere, NJD with Hischier, and EDM with Yakupovdo the Rangers still blow it up if they had Jack Hughes as their 1C? would the Devils be better or worse off if they got Matthews? Matthews is better than Hischier, but they probably don't get Jack Hughes with him
>>154991511save your booze for tomorrow
>*in a whiney gay homo nerd beta cuck tone of voice*Happy Lung Cancer, too youEnjoy your side of cirrhosis
why isn't there an 82-0 for hockey...
>>154991541cute :3
What's Gary doing, they have an image for ants on NHL.
>>154991596QUINN CHEWS
>>154991575That’d be one goal almost every 45 seconds. Pretty infeasible.
>>154991575the >ruins taught us the regular season is meaningless
>Patrick Kanine cute
>>154991596How can a fanatics jersey for dogs cost $35 when a human jerseys cost $145?
>>154991667>>154991667>>154991667NEW
>>154991563Buffalo. Power sucks.
>>154985953It's down the Hallwayer from the Livingroomer, right next to the Diningroomer.
>>154991180
>>154986254so fucking perfect
