WHO'S READY FOR GERRIT COLE'S PERFECT GAME
Dodgers fuck da stinkees
>>154990754
Garit Hole and the hole is his butthole and it’s filled with guys dicks and cum lol
This is the thread.
It's O time
>>154990754kek so true
Yankees.
Shit OP
why did manfred put on 4 games then leave a gap with no games?
>>154990754kek Faggit Cole!
WHO'S READY FOR GERRIT COLE'S PERFECT GAME AND THE KNICKS TO SWEEP
Anyone have any unique ballpark experiences they want to talk about?>be me>2016+1>sitting back, maxxing and relaxing>about to watch my MARINERS win a baseball game on a cool summer evening>a dude and his chick sit in the same row as me, a few seats down>no worries, it's a packed stadium and as many people as possible should enjoy the game!>bottom of the third, M's down by one run>hear this chick whisper to her boyfriend "time to toot!">watch out of the corner of my eye as she stands up and shimmies her jean shorts off her plump derriere and down her skinny little frame>bends forward slightly at the waist>emits a sharp "toot!">fellow fans chuckle>watch people all throughout the section standing up, unbuckling belts, sliding pants to the floor>my ears are suddenly filled with the sounds of errant tooting, some windy and long, some squeaky and short, others release a low, grumbling roar>the rank waft of gas passes by me, I crinkle my nose but don't want to be rude>the tooting eventually evolves into a "call and response" sort of game between the participants>I keep my seat and focus on the game, despite the incessant noise and smell of lads and lasses raucously evacuating their asses>the chick next to me notices that I'm not participating>waves, holds her finger to her lips, silences the crowd>I pretend not to see what's happening>as she stifles giggles and the crowd shouts encouragement, she backwards bunny hops my way>points her cacaphonous keister at the side of my head>I hear a full throated "TOOT!" as hot air blasts my face>mfw
>>154990754kek....KEK!
manfred made us watch the dreadful mest and xheattle otherwise nobody would
DFA everyone on /mlb/ except anon
>>154990781WE'RE REALLY DOING IT REDBAN
Kek discordtrannies
>>154990763>>154990754>>154990780Gerrit Cole is your daddy.
>>154990800yes! ive been waiting to be called up to the bigspull me in coach!
Why didn’t Garret Cole cover first?
>>154990754>>154990807Faggit Hole kek
dodgers
>>154990821A plump, meaty Dogers ass. Ripe for FUCKING!
>>154990821ass is too big
>>154990792kekaroo
I like Ohtani because it breaks Yankees fans' minds that their generational player is overshadowed by an even more generational player.
Why did Kerchoke duck his taco in 2024?
>>154990852No it doesn’t, no Yankee fan feels any different about Ohtani than they do Judge, because Judge is the most feared hitter on the planet and Ohtani simply isn’t.
at reds stadium concessions. what do you want?
>>154990842this never gets old
bo bichette is hot...at the plate and on the trade market
a sanchezian historical accomplishment
Hershiser bros....we need the poodres to break up sanchez' scoreless streak
>>154990852Judge isn't a cheater like Ohtani is. No one can beat the Yankees unless they cheat
>>154990864kekini
>>154990852many are saying this
>memeiners dont even have 1 world series appearance
>>154990886>tattoosdropped
>>154990922in almost 50 years? even the marlins have a couple...
aww hell nah who let the yankeeschizo make the nu?
>>154990958on topic doesn’t count report your mother
>>154990958all of the lazy nigger anons who were beging for a nu instead of just making one
>>154990981you are now posting in the yankee gennyact accordingly
>>154990772kek!
Why do Yankees fans still pretend their team is elite? Cowboys fans gave it up 20 years ago
During the World Cup, a bunch of MLB players should invade the field and start breaking the legs of the soccer players with their bats. Show them who the top sport really is.
>>154990772Damn is that the Yankees ai slop poster?
what does nu stand for
>>154990998>shook because he knows his window is closing
>>154991007Tonya Harding their asses!
You're out! Walk the FUCK back to the dugout!
>>154991015nu
>>154991015>nu slang for “division leading seattle mariners”
yeah the poodres ain't doing shit against sanchez
Cleveland’s sideline reporter is so midwest kek. Kinda cute but not that hot, would probably be a good wife and mom but you’d be embarrassed to introduce her to your friends cuz she’s a 6
>>154991015Nu Stadium
>>154991055looks like she’s 6’ tall
Gavin Williams modeled his game after Gerrit Cole, and that’s not the first time this season I’ve heard another non-team player be inspired by Cole.
25 more perfect game outs
25 more perfect outs
>poodres 32-28>Dodgers 40-22it's not even close
>>154991122Looks like the Dodgers are going for the wildcard again
>7 of the 9 philly hitters are hitting (well) below league averageHow can a lineup so expensive be so fucking bad at hitting the baseball?
poodres are not going to score on sanchez I'm turning it
>>154990922>yankees fags post about the mariners during our games>yankees fags post about the mariners during their own games>yankees fags post about the mariners when there are no gamesI'm flattered but it's starting to get weird
>>154991129They were good in 2022 tho
>>154991137>posted it>all the game 5 posting instantly dies offyou’ve been put on notice marindoyerpaco
this fella needs a haircut
>>154991129How can a lineup that bad be 21-10 in the last month and a half is the better question
reminder: cleveland has a rotation and bullpen worth a damn
finally we don't have springer to lead off
>>154991137i think you’ll notice that the fans of the 27-time world champions do as they please no matter how much you seeth
>>154991157pitching, duh. they'll fall off soon.
>>154991157Sanchez, Wheeler, and most of the time Luzardo have been really good.
lmao we should lose both our challenges for that
what the fuck is his problem bros?
What do I think about this?
Yeah, Jays
>>154991227first ballot hall of famer
every game i watch i have to be reminded how the jays choked in game 7 of the world series lol
>jonah tonglel remember this guy
>>154991227not an impressive amount of strikeouts
>load bases with 0 outs>only get 1 runmy jaysies :)
>>154991227they let him statpad after getting blown out for too long as a hitter, they don't want the "two way" player meme to die yet
>bases loaded>0 outs>1 runwhy?
>>154991238Truly that was a fucking embarrassing moment.
MANZARDO'D
>>154991227imagine if they let the rest of the league take steroids
Selling on the deadline is a good thing. Maybe I can finally be free of unc lineups. I wonder If us selling will stop all the prrt posting....
>subjected to schwarber leading off again because turners a useless sack of shitI hate this team.
>>154991238>here's Miguel Rojas who hit that incredible HR in the world series>here's Ernie Clement who was great in the postseason but choked in game 7>here's Jeff Hoffman who gave up that crucial HR in game 7
>>154991265>your best batter getting the most ABswhat's wrong with that?
>>154991137
Goodnight sweet prince
>cutternot real
>>154991280The best rbi hitter hitting when nobody is on base is not a recipe for success. Would you bat Adam Dunn lead off? Fuck no.
>>154991227the undisputed GOAT
>>154991286kek nice portrait of xheattle fanatics
>>154991262>pimping a solo homeryup looks like 8 innings of 1 run ball to me
>>154991265We're paying Manny Mcnuggets to hit 171, be out of shape and still have chicken legs 350 million dollars to ground out on a bases loaded, no out double play. Not much we can't do with aging superstars, rookie El chihuahua first year tenure managing a superstar lineup with everyone hitting the Mendoza line. Except sheets and Ty france.
Poodres care more about griefing Orel's record than they do about scoring, smdh
>>154991280He's not their best hitter. He's their best power hitter. He's not setting the table for the hitters behind him, he's a terrible base runner, and when he does connect for a HR it's most likely going to be a solo shot. His value is to put crooked numbers on the board. He's not getting that opportunity when he's batting lead off and the 7-9 hitters are complete dogshit.
>>154991262JAZZ’DJAZZ SWAGJAZZ’D
c'mon stupid poodres hit a dinger!
>>154991330Hit a treadmill fat motherfucker
>Jizz Chimpcum
>>154991347and there it is
Give it to me straight. Are my Cubbies toast?
>>154991347coward
>>154991347https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/2061982627289055361disgusting display of racism
>>154991356yes
it's rough watching holmes pitch
>>154991328
God dammit.
>>154991227Strikeouts are useless, should show k/9 insteadBA is also useless, should show HR/9 instead
>>154991328How's that 50/50 season coming along, Jazzy?
>>154991376lol
nobody hits!
>>154991306>responding to yourself
stupid poodres
>>154991295>best rbi hitterno such thingyour best hitter is your best hitter and you want them to have the most ABs possible your way of thinking is outdated gramps
>>154991397it’s not even the second half yet
>>154991416Schwarber is not the Phillies best hitter.
>>154991420this franchise is such a joke now
JAZZ SWAG >it was the rays lead by 5.5 games
I will never accept the power hitter leading off as legitimate.
>>154991356>>154991368We can suffer together rival bros. I think I'm gonna skip tonight's game.
>>154991430>Finishing 149-24>JokeCope flyover
>>154991426Yes he is
Can someone explain to me how to filter certain posters?
holy shit garcia did a thing
>>154991416Schwarb would only have an extra ab if they were getting shutout anyways. Having your best power bat with the 7-9 guys batting .200 is stupid, you fucking idiot.
poodres kek
>kim wasn't worthless for once
HA SEONG KIM HAS DONE SOMETHINGI REPEATHA SEONG KIM HAS DONE SOMETHING
>>154991450Harper is still the best overall hitter on the team. Schwarber is a better power hitter and that's all.
kek clevelandpacos thought that was gone
blow gays kek
And we're tied. Fug.
Jays if you're giving up RBI hits to 2026 Ha Seong Kim you done fucked up
>Harper is still the best overall hitter on the team. Schwarber is a better power hitter and that's all.
Uncs mad that the game of baseball has evolved kekYour lineup should literally be in order of OPS+ regardless of >muh power guy, >muh OBP guy, muh speed guy. The only exception is moving a couple guys around to split up L/R. Sorry if that triggers the boomers itt.
The Phillies order SHOULD BE1. Marsh2. Trea3. Harper4. Schwarber5. Bohm 6. Stott7. JT8. Garcia9. Crawford but no, NERDS have to be retarded
Let's give it up for your 2026 World Series Champions, the Washington Baseball Nationals!!1!
>>154991492
>>154991472153 OPS+ vs 140 OPS+sorry lil buddy but you just got schooled
>>154991485Harper has a higher batting average, on base percentage, the same amount of walks, and half as many strikeouts. I get you don't watch the Phillies because why the fuck would somebody who's not a fan this year but Harper has been good and he's still the most consistent and dependable hitter on the team.
Blue Jays are acquiring Simeon Woods Richardson from the Twins for cash considerations
>grant holmos
>>154991477you were saying?
Turner is such a useless sack of shit and he's here for like 8 more years fucking kill me.
>>154991513>higher batting average stopped reading there
Yeah, home run. Surely, we can keep ourselves in the lead, right?
>>154991529thank god he didn't choose the dodgers
>>154991509>>154991534So I'm talking to retards. Gotcha. Thanks for making this quick.
>>154991514>Simian Woods Richardson
>>154991509OH MY MANFRED
>>154991444Not even Glasnow can save the Indians
Riley's bat may be sleepy rn but his defense is amazing
>>154991509>muh LGBTQ+ stats
>Dodgers put their best batter at first>win two world series back to backit's not rocket science
>>154991513Then why his OPS lower? Checkmate
>>154991492Wait until switch hitters become the most common type of hitter.
>>154991557>.290 hitter>50 steals potential>he's just like my fat Schwarbsidiot
>>154991524blow gays KEK
jesus christ sanchez lmfao53 and 2/3 innings scoreless
kek, lil josie thought that was gonelil bro could’ve got an easy double
>there are “people” ITT that unironically still care about batting averagejfc how old are you faggots
Steve Carlton? Never heard of him.
worriedorelhershiser.png
>>154991585that's nothing compared to Cole's 1 run complete game tonight!
ITFCB
>>154991580Well, those "Gays" are in the lead, so frick you.
>>154991557This, boomers would have mookie leading off and ohtani hitting cleanup LMAO
WAR is for fags lol
>>154991595Average will always be relevant no matter how hard you dumb faggots try to push meaningless alternative stats.
volpe actually got him out kek
>>154991595Then why is BA part of your gay alternative stats?
Sre some of you fucks over like 40 or something?
>>154991595So, its OPS+?
>the St. Lose Curdles
>>154991632nigga you're on 4chan in a fucking baseball thread. We're all over 30 here. Stop larping.
>>154990888>>154991600he'll crack under pressure before he passes hersh
My team already won today, so I'm going to spend tonight shit talking all the teams that are losing.
D O O B I EOOBIE
>>154991644I'm like in my late 20s, my dude.
>>154991607>blow gaysKEK
>>154991632if you're under 30 and posting here then you have the bigger problem
guards exposing these cy young candidates
>>154991632I'm old enough to be your father.
>>154991607uh oh stinky
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGTHIS TEAM IS FUCKING ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Dubon is the most weirdly clutch hitter I've ever seen
>>15499163247 here, no lie.
>there are really sub-35 lil fellas posting ITT right nowspeaks volumes to the quality of the genny today
Uncs know ball
Remember when 16 year olds would post on here? I don't think Zalphas know what 4chan is.
>>154991684DuBomb
>kim doing something>riley not swinging at every trash pitch and drawing a walkwalt weiss is really doing things with these benchings
we need a 'bogey goes boom' more than ever....
sneks
gakt cuh guhk!
>>154991690Eh go get your prostate checked you old fart
GERRIT COLE PERFECT GAME (starting from the 5th innings)
I can't believe Rogers is giving the Jays all the attention while letting their hockey and basketball teams starve, and the Jays still fucking suck.What is wrong with this company?
how many more innings does Sanchez need to catch Hersh now?
>>154990768>needing to update your tag after every loss.>the absolute state of Yankees fans.
Sanchez will randomly give up a home run to some rando bench guy on the rockies or something and that will be how it ends
>>154991745I'm lowering my LDL cholesterol with diet and exercise. Been porking the missus rotten
>>154991764He needs two more complete game shutouts. So, never.
CABALLERONIAN BLAST OPPO TACO
SANCHEZ SCORELESS STREAK IS OVER!
fuck... it's overbased sanchez
Merrill ends it!
Damn
say my name...
bohm is going to get lynched for that blunder
Fucking Poodres ruin everything.
HERSHISER BROS WE DID IT!
>giving up a run to a poodreKEK
Based home plate ump letting the fans give the ovation.
best changeup in the league right now
>scoreless streak>no shutouts>one team loss during the streakmakes me sick, motherfucker, how far we done fell.
>>154991787nice to keep it in the family but it's cool to see historic records fall also. he had a good run.
thanks for the assist, poodres!
Chadres CRUSHED that idiot
yanks are within striking distance thx to the infield demons
Come on Jays, get a gmfucking homerun or something.
>risp jayskek
kek that homerun had an xBA of .170
>>154991840shut up NERD
S_____.S._____S,,,,,,.O__O__OS__O__X__O__S,,,,,,.O__O__OS_____.S._____S
>>154991801How is he not in the hof when some absolute bums are in
>give up lead on next batterkek sanchez can still get the win
KEK POODRES
bros, did jo adell just erase his perfect glove with that game last night?
>>154991849The Hall of Fame is stupid. We need to stop giving a fucking museum so much authority over the sport.
I was just thinking I should watch the rest of his scoreless streak and then 5 minutes later it was over. I always miss out on things because I’m lazy and stupid and easily distracted by video games and 4chan.
>>154991849Tommy blew up his arm the same way he blew up Fernando Valenzuela and Ramon Martinez' arms.
Are you not watching the Spurs destroy the Knicks?
you didnlt miss anything it's just another philthies poodres slurper
sit the FUCK down!!!
apologize
>>154991866>actually watching the NBAI'll just watch the highlights like every other zoomerfrfr 67
>>154991849Because getting inducted into Cooperstown is dumb as shit. You have to rely on oldfag baseball journalist to vote you in.
no we don't watch apehoop
>>154991864based Tommy doing what needed done to win a title
Fuck the birds. ALL of them.
>>154991798GOAT
>apehoopnot even once
>>154991866No. My father raised me right.
SCHWARDINGER
>POODRES
Gavin Williams has 80 pitches through 4They have the same problem as the ‘24 YanksStarters aren’t giving length so the bullpen is carrying the team through the rest of the game.
/nba/ knows less about basketball than /mlb/ does about baseball and that's saying a lot
>>154991849his LMNOPERA+/9 isn't so good
kek wtf was that slide
>>154991920The people who know the most about basketball don't watch the sport anymore.
>poodres end streak>anemic fuck ass phillies lineup suddenly wakes upWhat were the poodres thinking?
>>154991920/nba/ is full of zoomer suburban wiggers and weird foreigners who don't know anything about basketball. genuinely such a weird place
Just how much do you think Walker Buehler hates the Poodres?
>break the scoreless streak>lose gamePerfect scenario!
>>154991920Cause there are a lot of eurofags in there
Real Talk, how are my twinkies doing despite their desire to not tank so the fucking pohlads finally fuck off and we get an owner that will spend some fucking money on the team?
blow gays fell asleep
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>154991938Is that the dude from double dare. Mark whatever?
Lmao pride month really saps Jason Adam's power lol
>>154991920>flop the instant anyone gets withing a foot of you>hoist up constant threes>go deaf from the night club music constantly thumpingWhat's to know about basketball in 2026 really?
>>154991940>how are they doingchad moggers tbqh
>>154991935NBA fans are into black culture, not the games which are boring.
>>154991953mark summers and yes
>>154991938are you just memeing or did you think sanchez would actually catch him? most phillies fans didn't think he'd break the overall record. he broke the phillies and left handed record though which is cool
Stankees please beat the Guarjuns
Seiya slap!
>>154991938I’m disappointed the dodgers didn’t get a crack at Sanchez. Would have been hype if Ohtani broke it with a leadoff homer.
>>154991966June just started and I think you might already be the last poodre fan still posting here
>>154991993guards are over .500 thoughbeit
>>154991990I thought he had a pretty good shot given the way he was pitching and the way the game has changed with starters not throwing as many pitches per outing.
>>154992026Okay. I don't like them.
>>154992030I just figured he'd give up some bloop RBI single or a random HR at some point. He hasn't been close to perfect during the streak, just scoreless.
>>154991899i could enjoy it years ago but it's way too black nowand i don't mean the players
>>154992007the mlb glaze would have been through the roof
uma
>he thought a non-doyer would hold the league recordKEK
>>154992007Doyers broke someone's streak that reached 30 something innings some years ago but I can't remember who it was.
>>154992005this one is shit stop posting it
>>154992078nobody knows oral hershey
>>154992030I think he could have done it but not with this team behind him. Some dumb cunt like Turner would have choked
When does the Cole perfect game start?
>>154992078greinke mentioned
>>154992046I was kind of ambivalent about it this time. I like that it's a Dodger record, but it's also cool when big historic moments happen. Sanchez is a likeable dude that it wouldn't have stung the same way as it would have if some prick beat the record.
>>154992138it's after the shittler perfect game
why are the fans clapping Cole off the mound
I have a 2.11 ERA in men's league.
>>154992144Kersh is probably in the top 20. He got into the high 30's once I think.
>>154992158>Sanchez is a likeable dudehe was essentially a failed reliever trying to throw 1000 mph who settled down and learned how to master a changeup
>>154992189you win the cy old
Any Women's College World Seriesfags?
>>154992231We’re in the college football thread
Ouch!
>take sanchez out>bullpen melts downwonderful>>154992231I just wait for the thread of webms showing their BUTTS
BOGEY GOT BOOMED!
walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!
New York (and the Yankees in particular) are the Reddit of the MLB. A bunch of holier than thou homos who jerk off about themselves constantly yet would fold if brought into a real world scenario.
This group of cholas pull up, slap you on the ass and say "Hey foo take us to the dodger game"How do you respond?
>sal stewart in his second embarassing pickle of the season
>>154992285yes, yes, no, maybe
>>154992078he got close
>>154992285would bang all except the tatted one
>>154992285I'd slap all of them on their ass and say "come on putas, let's go"
>>154992285wrong coast
>>154992231for me? lady vols
>>154990746Nice perfect game RETARD LOLOL
>>154992311>>154992309You guys are crazy. The tattooed one is easily the hottest
>>154992221Would be my life's proudest moment.
holy fuck just move bohm down this is fucking retarded
>>154992285Sure thing, sweetheart. Just gonna need a quick blowie first.
>>154992340nah num 2 gives me pocahontas vibes
>>154992189Over 2 Erections Retained Anally? Impressive.
>>1549922853 > 2 > 1 > 4if you disagree you are a homo
PETEY BLAST!!!
i fucking hate alec bohm so much
>>154992340Tattoos are bad for you
>>154992404you side with his parents?
>>154992404i remember when the phillies were asking for ridiculous trades involving bohm
do the yankees ever bunt
We got another chaseb owlhttps://www.youtube.com/live/dcAFaT-770M?si=QsIOHlaNKkeGRHcb
getting dumpstered by the troondians kek
>NBA finals start>thread diesGuess that shows who’s boss
>>154992459the dodgers haven't played yet. that's the reason.
>>154992459knicks will do well not to get swept
god I hate basketball
GIVE SAMOD TAYLOR BACK DAD!!
duran is BACK, gg padres sucks sanchez's streak ended
PRRRRT
GG Phillies...Crashing this team all the way to .500
>>154992453kwab his tire blew out
>>154992459>NBAfags are THIS intimidated by regular season baseball on June 3rd
>>154992558With no survivors?
>>154992459Apehoop is for children and subhumans
guardians getting shitbagged lol
>>154992453Does /mlb/ watch baseball and a LA police chase at the same time?
hill looks like he might be 45 years old
>>154992453based chasebowl poaster
>>154992558Poodres are going to have a new coaching staff right after the ASG.
>poodresI am laffin
Rate my ‘za bros
>POODRES BAU BAU!!
not in october guardians
>haul peensIt all started with a bunt
>>154992735pepperoni looks very cheap qualitygood spread of ingredientswho cuts a za into only 6 slices though
>>154992735decent, provided the tomato sauce isn't over powering
>>154992735Dominoes / 10
>>154992763whats giancarlo up to nowadays
WE WON TODAY!
>>154992809Ur mum’s ass lel
O Z Z I EZZIE
Aquaman strikes again, sorry Jaysies
OZZIEOZZIEOZZIEOZZIEOZZIE
ozzie dinger
>>154992763i prefer this one
>>154992653
BRAVES RRA AV VE ES S
>>154992846is there a similar pic with the seattle mariners?
>>154992809He’s on a flight to Toronto right now.
vagiants are spinning a no-hitter through 6 against one of the top 5 teams in the sport and no one cares or is watching here
KEK!!!
I cast an all star vote for Ozzy and he hits a 3 run dinger, imagine that
>>154992874Oh fuck you hirokook
now that my jaysies have no chance of winning some of our guyas will finally be able to hit!
BUSCHIE 3 BAGS!
>>154992897shit teamsshit game
>>154992897Because giants and San Fran are both gay (and suck at baseball)
PRRRTTTTTTTTTT
can we get a good ump for the 3rd guards yanks game
>>154992735Dominos is pretty good for a chain ngl. Only worth if they have a good coupon tho
>>154992897watching the chaseb owl. much more interesting.
>>154992950Dodgers are also super gay
>>154992950Neck yourself
The Braves? More like the Cowards.
>>154992982>laz diaz currentlylol, lmao
>>154992809in his usual spot on the 10 day IL
>>154992995we'll tune in for the 9th if it's still going on I assume
>>154993016Which inferior team is yours
yankees sacrificing for a knicks win
>>154993036I'm a marlins fan
>>15499299050 percent off right now
>>154992008Doro, nazrin and fuwamoco are still here, silly. Just monitoring this situation of how ass our offense Is, hell even our bullpen been sus lately.
>>154993034sure why not
Give it to me straight, /mlb/leeb!
>>154993045you know the knicks don't have a real shot
Remember that vtube fans are pedophiles
>>154993054based. although not the best coupon which is any size any toppings for $10
>>154993070I'm a girl! A Cubs girl!
>>154993070best i can do is giving it to you gay*unzips dick*
>>154993070 I'm a girl! A Cubs girl!
STRUCK him out
>>154993072false: they already won the cup
berds tack on
>watching NBA finals>check MLB scores>poodres losejust stopping by to kek at that
>drunk guy yelling FUCK YEAHbased
sanchez bitch nigga
luv luckswingluv handegg‘ate divegrass‘ate floorsqueaksimple as
BUNT KINO
>>154993060>fuwamocoJust Mococo
gotta take my hat off to the bros larping as animetardsamazing commitment to the bit
Holy shit this Reds closer is DOGSHIT
If floorsqueak is so popular, why isn’t there a sticky like the nfl playoffs get?
jays hit a Huge 3
>>154993036White Sox
jints just lost the no-no lmao
Beautiful hit
got anmerection todqy
>>154993336>nah the stream isn't that delayed bro trust me
>>154993314:)
whentani
>>154993356it do be like that sometimes
>>154993366qualitystartani
chaseb owl is over. just in time for Dodgers baseball.
The Atlanta Braves have won the baseball game.
ho hum another series win
Bringing bread to the doggie doo thread
gg Jays
holy kino
gg barves, better team won, 4 straight Ls since hoffmans blowup
>Braveswinlol
>>154993421gg xoxo
bros....i got pink eye
I'm a girl! A Cubs girl!
>>154993441two heaping scoops of ivermectin
les go les go
everyone that was hoping they were going to pick up Gallen this past offseason dodged a bullet
reached on errortani
>lossing to the indians
>>154993445>>154993445>>154993445>>154993445hey
We need Fucky Diaz
>>154993464thanks doc...
OH BABY SHO
>>154993046Lol fried fish
>>154993490
come on cade, bring us home
where's the yankminican
If you don't live in a two team market, you might as well kill yourself.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>154993526
stankees KEK
I thought the Stankees were meant to be good?
the AL beast lost all their games today
27 rings stfu!!
ggs yanks
Cleveland still sucks
>>15499357820 years ago
>>154993600you're only saying that because you lost
>>154993578they're shit against teams over .500
ohtani OHTAAAANI OHTAAAAAAAANI!!!
>>154993626So?
ohtranny about to blow out his elbow again overthrowing like that lel
Thank God my Braves are beating everyone's asses because the Phillies are absolutely surging.
ohtani will never win a cy young
fieldingTANI
the past 3 starrts ohtanis command has been cooked wtf is is going with this guy
>>154993653well I dont really like you saying it
>>154993679Sale tomorrow. We are blessed.
>>154993703he still got it he still got it
>even the dodgerbots aren’t here Damn floorsqueak is really popular here?
ngl i think the pitch clock fucks with ohtani, hes always doing shit like fake tying his shoes, using more warmup time
>>154993711Sale is 9ks short of passing David Cone for 27th on the all time strikeouts list. Bit more of gap between the next guy though, Braves have him signed through 28 now though so I will love keeping track of him continuing to climb that list.
So basically, if your team beats the Yankees in a series, they are good, and if they lose to the Yankees in a series, they are bad. No notes.
mookie slap!
kek faggotbacks
>>154993745>am dodgerbot>am hereI'll be spamming xyz-slap or abc-washed or ohtranny-something
mookie PLAP!
>>154993703Judging by the fact he's on his 3rd elbow it's about time for his shoulder to start turning in gristle which will first show up in his control.
Damn Cole gave up four runs in his perfect game and the stankeedoos lost. Really makes ya think.
TUCK EM
>>154993779They’re just jealous ringlets
TUCK EM OUTTA HERE
TUCK 'EM
>error on perhomo keke
TUCK AND ROLL
TUCKER DINGER!
Zack Gallen is completely washed Jesus
TUCK IS BACK?
KING TUCK KING JAY88
nice pitch, you four-eyed loser kek
no one cares doyerpacos
>giving up a homerun to 2026 tuckergrim
If the Dodgers win by 6+, decoy gets to take a shit in the outfield pool
I gotsta have it...
doyers are a passionate fanbase
>>154993837.45 hollow point tearing out the back of your head
Good Call
>>154993849all I wanted was nu...
good call
Teoscar who?
>>154993849are you the the last redpilled anon living in LA proper?
>>154993865that would be Spencer Pratt
baking (this is a threat)
skenes is fucking washed at 24 its so sad, they were really talking about this guy as one of the best ever after 1.5 seasons lmaooo
>>154993891livvy will leave him if he doesn't win the cy young this year
>>154993844>>154993844>>154993844New
>>154993891does that mean I have a chance with Livvy?
>>154993911shall not
Ohtani playing a lot chin music tonight
>>154993911>no subject
>>154993939how many guys is ohtani gonna injure today
>>154993967work on that grammar
new>>154993999>>154993999>>154993999>>154993999
>>154994000dumb esl
>>154993967roku - nana
Colby Thomas hits one to Waveland Ave to cut the Cubs lead to 1.
